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#like stuff that Sounds simple but is actually really fucking horrifying to a beginner who JUST learned how to cast on
suckinitup · 3 days
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i dont think that dakota would get into fiber arts on his own but i DO think that knitting could fix him
#pd#a classic case of me being so so wrong and so right at the same time#i think that it would be enough of a 'classic grandma hobby' for him to like#not think that it's really difficult to get into until its too late#and it would give him like. math that he would get to physically work through and comprehend#unique problems to solve#and i dont think anyone would really point out that these are difficult things or that he's smart for solving them#but i think it would be harder for him to consider himself Stupid Muscle when he figured out how to turn a heel on a sock#or figured out how to keep track of his rows and patterns consistently without slipping stitches#like stuff that Sounds simple but is actually really fucking horrifying to a beginner who JUST learned how to cast on#also i think it would give him a way to rest without feeling like he's resting#sit down and watch some tv with his boys while he heroically knits hats for babies#and heat packs on his legs and bandages on his arms#and surprise him when he doesnt hurt as much the next morning#id say its also a good time to think about morality and his black and white views but tbh i dont think he'd think about that#he'd be too busy devising new and evil toppings to put on pizza#pizza towers#but the point is that he'd be happy#and resting#and get to SEE the fruit of his efforts growing in his hands#and have problems that he can promise to fix and KNOW that he'll be able to fulfill that promise#and nothing shitty like a trickster tearing his best friend in half will make him break it#knitting: colestyle
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