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heyyyy girl
#i just wanted to draw something dramatic#and actually color something#and also ive only been able to draw these two#its a curse please send help#gravity falls#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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The newbie's falling for the former captain of the guards ❤️🔥
#artists on tumblr#illustrators on tumblr#ionel savoie#curse of strahd#dnd art#dnd character#character art#dnd paladin#dnd aasimar#cos izek#izek strazni#illustration#Felt like drawing something more idyllic & carefree than our actual gloomy & dramatic Curse of Strahd sessions#un:holy trinity
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i have spent so long trying to place who astarion reminds me of
his dry little sarcastic bits gets me every time and like it's automatically funny but it felt so familiar...
this bastard.
and some more similar comparisons i think
thank you for coming to my ted talk
#astarion is a black cat ppl going crazy rn#like yes actually#its me#will anyone else care about this comparison#has it already been done ill cry#salem was my fav growing up i built my evil gay personality around him#and now i have astarion to further bear the curse#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3#bg3 memes#salem the cat#salem saberhagen#sabrina the teenage witch#astarion is a cat#qb#qb shitposts
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nobody can stop me from chewing on concept art like a wild animal
#deltarune#queen#art#doodles#swatch#i do actually like her with earrings#the eyes were cursed though. put those away ma'am#i did not need to draw swatch but i wanted to :) birde#i have had a Rough fucking week but at least i got to see my wife. or i guess ex wife. she's everyone's ex wife after all#she is my wife in my heart
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PERSEUS-
#Idk if it's actually meant to be funny but I CACKLED#percy jackson#persassy#pjo#greek mythology#percy jackon and the olympians#cabin 11#books#pjo series#pjo tv show#pjo spoilers#pjo fandom#annabeth chase#grover underwood#heroes of olympus#My cousin Percy does not give one f two fs red fs blue fs#Titans curse
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Here's a silly little comic I did in whiteboard >:) enjoy!
bonus whiteboard art below!
#“you cant kill an idea ol' sixer ol pal!”#CURSE THE TEN IMAGE LIMIT#ill have to slap more images on in a reblog#cus BOY i have more#the comic is actually longer than this but the pacing is weird so i opted not to post it#maybe when i fix it up fancy style ill do it XD#i have so many ideas about ford and the book of bill HA#my art#fanart#gravity falls#bill cipher#book of bill#theyre so divorced#ford pines#stanford pines#book of bill spoilers#whiteboard
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The sound of John Constantine’s incredulous voice entered the meeting room before his body did. “Fight an Infinite Realms ghost? Are you insane?! Do you want to get us killed?”
Zatanna spun and almost snarled at him. “What would you have us do then, Constantine? Maybe you’re okay with sacrificing people sometimes, but we’re the heroes. We can’t just let it keep wreaking havoc. There’s no reported deaths yet, but we don’t know how long that’ll last.”
He leaned against the wall nonchalantly and lit a cigarette. “Well, what’s it yelling about?”
“What?”
He took a long drag before continuing. “Realms ghosts– they’re basically immune to our magic, but they’re easy marks if you know how to deal with ‘em. They all have some sort of Obsession. Just work with that and they’re remarkably simple to manipulate.” His voice turned to a grumble, “Doesn’t mean they can’t be a huge pain in the fucking ass sometimes though.”
Tapping some ash off his cigarette, he looked straight back into the room again. “So… what’re they yelling about?”
#John’s a conman who often deals with entities stronger than himself#i feel like DP ghosts (who in fanon have inherent Obsessions) could easily follow that trend#even if they’re hella dangerous otherwise. that obsession is something John can exploit#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom x dc#danny phantom x dc crossover#dpxdc john constantine#i debated including what the ghost was actually yeling about (probably the GIW’s crimes) but i decided to leave it open ended instead#if it was the GIW mentioned i’d probably have Constantine let out a curse in response and start to set up some sort of summoning ritual#…i gues i kinda ruined the open-endedness by saying that now though
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
#she invented BDE & turned me gay all in one scene.. her power#pirates of the caribbean#filmedit#movieedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#filmtv#cinematv#cinemapix#perioddramaedit#live action#potc#elizabeth swann#keira knightley#the curse of the black pearl#gif#gifset#do NOT keep a running score of how many women i claim 'turned me gay'#what i actually mean is 'childhood crushes i didnt realise were crushes at the time' alas that is not funny to say
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Some thoughts about Alastor's mom that me and my friends were brain rotting these days. Also some human kid Alastor too, I can't decide between wavy Alastor or curly Alastor, I think he looks cute with both ;w;
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#my art#human alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor's mom#cursed demon kid al too#I actually wanted to use Alastor kid for an animatic but Im not sure to finish#It was based in kamisama kiss#You guys need to watch it is really good
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i have suddenly become obsessed with a theme that HoO established but never proceeded to extrapolate on, which is:
You are Percy Jackson, and you have been swapped with a boy who was allegedly everyone's favorite person, but they have decided to replace him with you. They just met you. You stand next to his best friend and the people he's known his entire life. In his home. In his cloak. In his place. They stopped looking for him.
You are Jason Grace, and you have just found out you have a long lost sister who completely replaced you in her life with this girl you just met. Your lives and personalities are mirrors. She is you, living the life you were robbed of.
You are Annabeth Chase, and you have just become starkly aware that you have been inhabiting the void left behind by your best friend's long lost brother. You and Luke were just replacements for him. Now you have to look him in the eyes when he has nothing and know you took that life from him.
You are Piper McLean, and you have just found out your relationship is fake and built entirely on the memories of Annabeth Chase. You have been given a boyfriend when hers has been taken away. You have no idea how much of it is real or not but regardless you feel like if your relationship isn't exactly in their image that you have failed.
You are Leo Valdez, and you have just learned that you are the echo of your great-grandfather. You are not your own person. You just exist to be a mirror of him. A doppelganger. An actor and stunt double facing all the danger he never had to but wearing his face. To be there for his best friend decades later simply because he couldn't. You are playing a role. A seventh wheel and a pawn for a goddess who carefully sculpted your entire life for her own purposes.
You are Hazel Levesque, and the only reason you are alive is because your brother couldn't save your his sister. You are a consolation prize. An apology. Your existence here is misplaced in every way but you inhabit it anyways.
You are Frank Zhang, and you are a shapeshifter. Inhabiting your own body feels strange and clumsy when you could be literally anything at any time. You are anything and everything and live your life with the simple certainty of knowing exactly how you will die.
#pjo#hoo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson#riordanverse#jason grace#annabeth chase#piper mclean#leo valdez#hazel levesque#frank zhang#meta#analysis#me shaking hoo: what if we actually address the interpersonal dynamics of the characters. please. please. please. please.#frank is the only person on the boat not having an identity crisis tied to another member of the crew somehow and that is FASCINATING#but also WHERE is all the interpersonal literally anything. hello. please. making grabby hands. everybody identity crisis go.#i wanna see the entire argo ii crew stumbling through trying to figure out their places and senses of self!!!!!#particularly in relation to each other!!!!! we get snippets but we rarely ever get the full thing or a resolution!!!#like. HELLO??? Piper acknowledging that her relationship with Jason is artificially sculpted in the image of Annabeth and Percy???#and that her ideals of what Jason and her can be are just that she feels like they need to be like what Percy and Annabeth have????#and thats just DROPPED COMPLETELY????#poor Jason is getting replaced twice. Leo is not his own person.#Hazel at least gets the resolution that Nico does not truly see her as a consolation prize#but Annabeth gets to be hit with the like EIGHT YEAR DELAY of learning the place she inhabits in Thalia's life is the echo of someone else#cause like. yeah she knew Thalia had lost her brother but i dont think it clicked for her until she met Jason that oh. she *replaced* him#Frank at least has some certainty about his identity in one aspect (his curse). everybody else is floundering a bit#except for maybe Percy but its kind of the camps of ''i replaced this person and it weighs on me'' versus ''i have been replaced''
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inspired by a post by @nunalastor wherein cursed cat alastor™ inexplicably loves Lucifer
#hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#alastor#cursed cat alastor#charlie morningstar#vaggie#hazbin hotel meme#hazbin hotel fanart#I've been wanting to make fanart for this fandom for y e a r s now#and of fucking course the first thing I actually finish is a fucking meme#alastor hazbin hotel#if you saw all of the slight edits i made in the first second after uploading#no you didnt
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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)
#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this#bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself#also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead#idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL#but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions#also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one#so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy#hphl#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#clora clemons#sebastian x mc#choccyart#mirabel garlick#hogwarts legacy fanfiction
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Rip Bill Cipher, you would have loved Chapelle Roan.
#“one thing led to another” yeah ford?#the book of bill#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#billford#theyre awful. i hope they explode#digital art#fanart#pre-betrayal ford#??? idk#young ford pines#my artwork#fan art#digital drawing#curse you stanford pines and your six fingers that are hard to fit on one hand!!!!#i actually lowkey dont like human bill interpretations because it feels like theyre trying to make it sexy#THAT MAN had a situationship with a shape. NO YOU CANT IGNORE IT#shitpost#artists on tumblr#my art
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ashes, ashes, dust to dust
tell me I am good enough
#lyrics from curses by the crane wives#this just in: every crane wives song is about peril actually#wings of fire#wof#peril#queen scarlet
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If you are a person who doesn't like Frodo Baggins I am taking you by the shoulders. I am shaking you gently. I am asking you if you've ever had to try to do something overwhelming. I am asking you if you've ever had to carry on in the face of insurmountable despair. I am asking if you've ever carried burdens no one else could know of. I am asking if you've never seen yourself in the monstrous. I'm asking you if you've ever been unable to trust your own mind. I am asking if your mental health has ever made you unreasonable. I'm asking if you've ever been too weak to take care of yourself, too weak to do the right thing in the end, too weak to do what, in your heart of hearts, you want to do. I'm asking if you've ever been too small to make a significant difference and if you tried anyway. I'm asking if you've ever faltered under something heavy placed on your shoulders. I'm asking if you've ever taken the next step despite never wanting to move again.
If you haven't yet, you will.
#haha yeah I'm fine and normal about Lord of the Rings (fights anyone with a bad Frodo take)#we are not worthy of him...#no character in fiction has ever been more important to me#a 50yo Hobbit saddled with a cursed object slowly destroying his mind is something that can actually be so personal#Lord of the rings#lotr frodo#frodo baggins#lotr
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