#and amused

[arinlangdon]

so was anybody going to tell me that there’s an indie game publisher called Whitethorn Games who’s putting out a game called Wytchwood that’s set in a “gothic fairytale realm” or was i supposed to find out through a Humble Bundle myself

[swordofruln]

[mun] bruhhh i need to chill tf out my heart is going 180 miles an hour

[velvetvertigo]

my most embarrassing moment from spring awakening? when I was walking back late at night from rehearsal with my headphones on and absolutely *jamming* out to (and singing! very poorly.) the bitch of living and like full on just living my best life. and little did I know that not 3 meters behind me was our otto and thea and anna. observing this. I saw them when they passed me at the quad and I haven’t recovered since.

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[vinceaddams]

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

[tooquirkytolose]

He made her an offer she couldn't refuse

[boiledbirdy]

We all know you are not wrong, I like to think this is how Gala's go:

Tim: Mrs. Rosenhax I see your stock increase by .013% impressive, especially on the long shot (like your gambling habits and debt)

Tim: Oh, Mr. Luthor interesting start to your clean water port in Metropolis. I look forward to the board Gotham meeting to expand this project, I have some positive points to bolster this movement (I will kill before you have pipe control in my city)

Tim: Mx. Winnow have you seen Balenciaga's new line, to some extent just say it's Prada of June twenty-thirteen

Damian is furiously impressed by Drake once again in his socialite disguise, taking note for future reference.

Jason and Duke are making bets about which daughter of what the fuck family is going to try to crowd the kid's face next.

Dick and Bruce despite charming of the pants of everyone are using every second of their training to not gag and take Tim home to his Gremlin form.

Yes, and for everyone's information Janet Drake is cackling from her CEO boss-bitch hell knowing she taught Tim the ways of Drake's well.

Conner: Have you ever seen Tim switch from Tim to Timothy?

Conner: I love Tim more than life itself. I would give my life, soul, and body for him. He may have the social skills of a damp couch, but I still love him. But when he turns into socialite, will get investors with just a smile, Timothy... I would literally worship him. Start a cult for him. He terrifies me in the best way possible. Seeing him go from "I know no words" to "everybody loves me" is the best thing I've ever witnessed in life. Just like, let me marry this man. Please.

Clark: I really didn't need the 25 slide PowerPoint presentation as to why I should let you marry Tim, nor did I need whatever that just was.

[astralforests]

handing out weird PDFs i saved years ago and never read to the trick or treaters

[violent138]

If I was Bruce it would drive me absolutely crazy that I couldn't complain to Alfred about my kids:

Bruce: "Alfred, you won't believe what Dick did. He's in space again! He didn't even give me a heads up or--"

Alfred, drinking tea: "The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree--"

"Alfred--"

"I suppose it'll be twelve long years before we see him, no messages, not even a postcard."

Or

"Alfred, I think Jason's sick. Tell Leslie to tell him to take a night off."

"A night off you say, Master Bruce?"

"Don't start."

Or

"Alfred, why the hell is there a tank in the backyard?"

"I tried telling them not to Master Bruce, but you yourself bragged about the ability to survive Houdini's act."

There is no scenario the kids can wind up in where Alfred is even halfway sympathetic to Bruce.

[gemstarstarlight]

I’m at a graduation ceremony and they just honored and swore in all graduates who are going into the military and I recognized the oath they used.

I just can’t tell anyone where I know it because it’s from fucking

Dungeon Court.

[soupdwelling]

i couldn’t not draw this

based off of this:

[chimaeraonwards]

John Cusack, the voice actor for Dimitri in Anatasia (1997), shared his statement on Palestine 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

P.S. He has been a Palestinian supporter for years

[dragon-spaghetti]

You ain't subtle, kitty

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

[saixria]

The sillies

When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks you’re cooked, you’re definitely cooked

[stars-obsession-pit]

The Justice League was too late. The cult had successfully completed their summoning ritual, and a figure began to emerge from the crackling green rift in the air

A teenage boy in a black jumpsuit, holding a clipboard and a pen.

The figure barely seemed to pay attention and just launched into a rehearsed speech, tone bored. “Thank you for summoning the Ghost King. Due the influx of summonings, he is unavailable at the moment. I’m Phantom, and I’ll be serving as your intercessor for the time being. I am authorized to act on His Majesty’s behalf, but any larger scale actions may have a short wait time before they can go through—just a few decades at most.” His voice then picked up, tone casual. “So… whatcha looking for?”

Then he did a double take, the chaotic scene he’s appeared in finally seeming to register in his mind.

“…Err, which ones of y’all specifically performed the summoning? I need it for the file.”