#amusing things

[marmota-b]

And I love him for it. I'm in Central Europe, most contemporary and nearly-contemporary American references fly over my head. This, this I can actually understand and come to appreciate the references.

I love how Defunctland is like "in order to describe the history of this one specific dark ride, I think I will recount the entire history of dark rides as a whole, starting with the American picnic trend in the 1800s" and I am like "oh YEAH let's have it!!! Gimme that information"

[vinceaddams]

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

[hiduprakyat]

theyre playing red wine supernova at the hijab store???

[sunshine-and-hatred]

when my mom wants to watch a movie she texts me like a fuckboy

[black-cat-aoife]

The most German of crimes

[thenotebookwizard]

Someone shared this with me.

I was called out.

My answer is:

[missrenge]

"Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising!" - Yogurt Spaceballs

[sarahthecoat]

i grew up with this too! also there is a dover reprint.

my grandma has this 115 year old picture book, and apparently in 1907 they would just let you publish anything

[vinceaddams]

Wow, such fantastic deals in this email I've been sent

[hiduprakyat]

sorry why is spn trending again

[sunshine-and-hatred]

y’all it took me so many tries to read this correctly

[sarahthecoat]

that is very MIT, and now i wonder what Harvard came up with to respond.

this bitch empty, TWEET

[black-cat-aoife]

Lese ich Spatort Fanfiction oder das sehr schlechte Buch eines Spiegel Bestseller Autors über einen Polizisten namens Adam mit prügelndem Vater (und plotrelevanter tragic childhood friendship)? Vote now on your phones

[vinceaddams]

The planet of the bass video sent me down a youtube rabbit hole yesterday, and I came across a song with these lyrics:

"I'm like a cake that wants to be baked I'm like a pie made for hungry guys My body's burning like a flame that's blue It's time for action baby cut me in two Slice me nice, slice me nice, slice me nice"

(Fancy - Slice Me Nice, 1984)

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[vinceaddams]

I practically never watch livestreams, especially not video game ones, but I am very much enjoying BDG's house full of clown sims. He's getting the chat to vote on the most boring one every day and then Cask of Amontillado-ing them down into the basement.

(Edit: I don't know how twitch works and don't watch them live, but he puts them all up on youtube afterwards.)