#amusing things

[vinceaddams]

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

[sunshine-and-hatred]

when my mom wants to watch a movie she texts me like a fuckboy

[inkstars1138]

Me: brings you dino nuggies while playing the Jurassic Park theme

[black-cat-aoife]

The most German of crimes

[hiduprakyat]

theyre playing red wine supernova at the hijab store???

[thenotebookwizard]

Someone shared this with me.

I was called out.

My answer is:

[missrenge]

"Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising!" - Yogurt Spaceballs

[starrizlightning]

The Untamed but it's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend | The Untamed crack

[starrizlightning]

Turn on audio. You won't regret it 🤣

[vinceaddams]

Wow, such fantastic deals in this email I've been sent

[sunshine-and-hatred]

y’all it took me so many tries to read this correctly

[black-cat-aoife]

Lese ich Spatort Fanfiction oder das sehr schlechte Buch eines Spiegel Bestseller Autors über einen Polizisten namens Adam mit prügelndem Vater (und plotrelevanter tragic childhood friendship)? Vote now on your phones

[sarahthecoat]

i grew up with this too! also there is a dover reprint.

my grandma has this 115 year old picture book, and apparently in 1907 they would just let you publish anything

[hiduprakyat]

sorry why is spn trending again

[vinceaddams]

The planet of the bass video sent me down a youtube rabbit hole yesterday, and I came across a song with these lyrics:

"I'm like a cake that wants to be baked I'm like a pie made for hungry guys My body's burning like a flame that's blue It's time for action baby cut me in two Slice me nice, slice me nice, slice me nice"

(Fancy - Slice Me Nice, 1984)

[vinceaddams]

I practically never watch livestreams, especially not video game ones, but I am very much enjoying BDG's house full of clown sims. He's getting the chat to vote on the most boring one every day and then Cask of Amontillado-ing them down into the basement.

(Edit: I don't know how twitch works and don't watch them live, but he puts them all up on youtube afterwards.)