#and also....................WHATEVER THE FRICK THIS IS

[tapakah0]

[royalarchivist]

NOTE: In light of the recent information that's come out about Forever, I've turned off reblogs on this post.

As an archivist, it feels disingenuous to delete history and pretend it never happened, so clips related to Forever can still be found on the blog and timestamps for past VODs will still be up on the VOD Timestamp Archive for archival purposes. However, I won't be posting anything about him or updating his VODs moving forward.

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Forever is one of my favorite streamers I've met thanks to QSMP, so I wanted to show my appreciation for him and love for his character as thanks for all the laughs he's given me! Here are some of my favorite clips of him and his friends from 2023.

I wasn't able to include every clip I love since that would make this video too long, plus I only wanted to use clips I had from Forever's POV (with one small exception), but hopefully there are still a few old and new bits that'll make you laugh as much as I did the first time I saw them!

[coconut530]

[wolfgirlboyjester]

KHOC Week Day 5 - Unique

(Day 1 - Day 2 - Day 3 - Day 4 - Day 5 - Day 6 - Day 7) ( @khoc-week )

I developed Lamia to answer a specific question: What kind of person could have a compelling love story with Xigbar, of all people? And one facet of that question is: What kind of person could benefit from a relationship with Xigbar? What would that even look like?

Lamia has a whole host of issues that make them distrustful of sincere affection and kindness. It's not a conscious decision—they know, intellectually, that when Aerith stops by just to say hello, or Arno gives them a sincere compliment, that there aren't any strings attached, that there isn't a secret motive behind it. But on an instinctual level...they're always waiting for the other shoe to drop.

However. Xigbar...is a jerk. He has no pretenses of being nice or sweet or altruistic. He makes no effort to hide the fact that he has ulterior motives for following Lamia around and keeping them alive. He's such an uncaring self-interested son of a gun, in fact, that he buys them cake.

It's just a bribe, you see; Lamia hardly eats unless they have the promise of their favorite dessert. Nevermind that Xigbar's memorized what their favorite dessert is, and nevermind that he cooked the food he's bribing them to eat, and nevermind that he sits and jokes with them the whole time. He's just making sure they eat something so they don't pass out in the middle of a Heartless fight.

And it works for Lamia! Even though "the cake is a bribe" is clearly a paper-thin excuse, it still shortcuts all of their defenses, because Xigbar pretends he's only doing it because he gets something out of it. Xigbar's cynical pragmatism, rather than being a hindrance to his relationship with Lamia, enables them to accept his care and affection. Xigbar's similar efforts to care for them—to get them to sleep and rest and go see Aerith instead of launching themself into another fight on 2 HP—all work for Lamia, too, for similar reasons.

There's a lot more I could say—I could go on forever about these two, but that's what the fic's for, I suppose. Ultimately, they're two very messed up people who happen to be messed up in ways that help each other be a little less messed up.

[galactic-rhea]

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Sometimes I remember my family is, overall, very very stupid

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I feel like I'm going to throw up

[martianbugsbunny]

"What would you do if I was dying? Hold me and let me die in your arms or just let me lay there and bleed?"

[mochinon-yah]

I think i'm just full of repressed aggression, and it's all slowly seeping out every time i interact with the world

[ajdrawshq]

on the note of you not getting the best grade at DMing (but a good grade at friend!!!) did you ever get around to reading Kay's zero escape fic I don't even remember when I mentioned it but surely I mentioned it to you right did I :0

... also I have been getting a bad grade in getting back into playing rpgs I'm sory 😭

OH SHIT DID I...... I DONT THINK I HAVE..... i swear i remember u mentioning it to me at some point but i mustve just completely forgot after a while im so sorry;; maybe its somewhere in our dms.. ill check for it there after i wake up (< FOR REAL THIS TIME..) but maybe itd be easier if u sent it again just in case? thank u SO much for reminding me bc i would Not have remembered this myself,,

[queen-scribbles]

*listens to new Lainey Wilson single on repeat bc it’s a banger with major Dolly Parton vibes*

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I'm- I'm worried about it! Oh, I don't want to be locked up again! I don't want to be kidnapped again, you know? I don't want to be in prison! [He starts hyperventilating] I just want to do what they told me to do!

Tubbo: [Overlapping] No one will know you did that! No one will know.

Fit: Yeah, that's not gonna happen! It's not gonna happen, it's ok.

Pac: It might happen! It might happen! It happened with my friend! It happened with my son! Why wouldn't it happen with me? [Sighs]

Tubbo: There's gotta be someone left to hold down the fort!

Fit: That's right, you gotta stay strong!

Pac: I'm the weakest of all, you know? I'm the weakest of all the Favela.

Fit: You're not the weakest Pac, don't say that.

Pac: –I am! I am. I am.

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Tubbo: C'mon, just point me in the general direction, and it'll be fine! And–

Pac: I'm scared, I'm scared to say! I'm scared to say–

Tubbo: No, no! Just say it, just say it! Like–

Pac: I'm- I'm worried about it! Oh, I don't want to be locked up again!

Fit: Pac– it's ok!

Pac: I don't want to be kidnapped again, you know? I don't want to be in prison! [He starts hyperventilating] I just want to do what they told me to do!

Tubbo: [Overlapping] No one will know you did that! No one will know.

Fit: Yeah, that's not gonna happen! It's not gonna happen, it's ok. Wait, Pac– when–

Pac: It might happen! It might happen! It happened with my friend! It happened with my son! Why wouldn't it happen with me? [Sighs]

Tubbo: There's gotta be someone left to hold down the fort!

Fit: That's right, you gotta stay strong!

Pac: I'm the weakest of all, you know? I'm the weakest of all the Favela.

Fit: You're not the weakest Pac, don't say that.

Tubbo: Yeah, so why would they take you?

Pac: –I am! I am. I am.

Fit: No no no no– you're strong Pac, you're strong.

Tubbo: [Overlapping] You're not the weakest Pac, you're not the weakest!

Pac: [Overlapping] I don't want to be that guy, I don't want to be the weakest and like, the saddest of all. I wanna be happy! [Sighs] That's why I took the pills also...

Tubbo: You seemed– when–

Pac: I wasn't happy.

Tubbo: I mean, you were happy when we were chatting before about about the railway? Maybe- maybe there's other- other places to find joy, other than a briefcase full of very... unlabeled pills?

[senseiwu]

"Don't let NSW stall under Labor"

Fam. You're the ones making us stall with that railway bullshit and not listening to rail workers and wanting to get rid of them. Shut up. Shut the hell up.

[that-was-anticlimactic]

so uh. 207 must’ve been talked to by the managers of our building per our request. they just knocked on our door three times and stood outside it for like ten minutes😀 we. know they’re 207 because they were holding the three notes we left them in their hands😀

[71kedi-yip]

I FRİCKİNG HATE THE PEOPLE IN THE REPLIES! BRICK! DEAR YOU ARE DOING A FANTASTIC JOB! DON"T YOU FRİCKİNG DARE RESIGN! I WILL CRY!

RULE NUMBER WHO KNOWS OF TUMBLR ! LOOK AT THE TAGS, MORE INFO IN TAGS!

[ID: Three tags from the original post: Relatable ad, totally not cringe, actual photo of tumblr staff]

Relatable ad, totally not cringe. What does that mean, oh I don't know, maybe it is irony, but nooo.

Actual photo of tumblr staff. Oh my, is this making fun of yourself? It can't be.

(My dear friends, do you think they don't know we are called tumblrinas? That, using the wrong word makes the meme more funny?)(btw, I know and hope most of you were joking in the replies,i my word is to the other ones)

I know I am unproportionally protective of a person just doing their job; but they are doing a good job at their job and their job is one of the reasons we can have this website as it is(as we like it).

Like yes, it shows up 20 times(at first when ads were new, probably because of my location, I had no ads but tumblr ads. I didn't even get the landscaped ones. I know how it feels to see the same ad again and again), but ads on tumblr are better then most(*cough*all*cough) other websites, they don't cover content and you can just scrool thru. And tumblr tumblr ads are plain old lovely, they don't flash, they try to be either funny or cute(they usually succeed), and they carry the inherited funny factor of promoting the product on the product.

Also, Brick and the emporium/tumblr shop/marketing/merchendise team is doing a steller job right now. Like I have zero moneys and I especially have zero moneys I can justifiably spend on shipping but I get so close to buying stuff from tumblr shop whenever I look at it(that's another thing, I like looking thru the shop! what?). Like, there are funny meme stuff, there are tumblr memoribilia(how the frick do you write that word?), then there is actually cool looking can use it in real life stuff.

Like all teams, sometimes they hit the mark, sometimes they miss it. Some memes of theirs will not be for you, some will make you keel over with laughter. You will look at some of their products and go "ugh, who wants that", and your fingers will itch to buy some. (Or maybe, you will hate all of their products, all of their memes, that's okay too) but you should realise, it is pretty much impossible to create something that will be loved by all. There will be things created in this world that you will hate and let me tell you, there will be things you will love that will be hated by a lot of people.

And I understand disliking ads, like I get bloodthirsty on youtube, unskipible ads, not even one but two, oh I am evil. But like, the way to handle said ads is not to write hate messages to the people whose job is to create said ads?

I understand getting frusturated that tumblr which was once clean off of ads is now filled with them. But if muskrat tought us anything, it's that social media sites are hard to make money off of. And they require a lot of money to maintain, money they don't generate.

I don't know how it is right now but I remember hearing that tumblr doesn't make a profit, like it requires the parent company to lose money to keep up. And untill a solution to that is found, Tumblr can be seen as being on borrowed time. And I don't know about you guys but I love tumblr, it's the one social media site I like and use, I love the culture we have here, I love the anonimity, I love the lack of algorithm, I love that I can reach to the end of my recomended, I love the fandoms, I love the weirdness, I love the fricking blue. I don't want it gone.

And so I respect Brick, a person who is getting paid to create stupis memes and memeble products for this website I adore. Amd who is doing a really good job at that.

[flokive]

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[zims-left-antenna]

had an adhd test today and immediately dumped a lot of information about my life to this psycho-pedagogue (i hope that word has an english translation) (she was the one giving me the test) who ive never met before but she's my brother's doctor and that means she will probably not forget about the struggles i revealed to her. which are embarrassing by the way. oh well.