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do you know what was the biggest fumble in sitcom history….
not establishing this fucking chaos duo as a pairing
#ok maybe not the biggest fumble#but still pretty big#they’d of been so good together#like she comes up with the best schemes and he has zero concerns about his own safety#tell me that wouldn’t be perfect#arrested development#gob bluth#maeby funke#they could’ve been perfect#bluth family#but instead they kept trying to make michael and maeby happen#chaotic duo#can you tell that i’m currently re watching arrested development#lol#and also while we’re here#buster bluth was so underused#like buster x anyone always banged#he had the best chemistry with everyone because he was just an entirely different level of deranged#and i loved him for it#justice for my boy#buster bluth#ok that’s all
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The world needs more Yue and Zuko friendship, I squeal just thinking abt the parallels. They deserve a life changing field trip together and if u have abt ideas I’m all ears 👀
Hiii anon this ask fermented in my inbox and in my brain for so long,, so take this??? Post canon yue lives/no war au arts?? Anyway aside from the Parallels and their political position & their duty before hoes grindset I think they could learn a lot from each other. With zuko learning the gift of patience & diplomacy from yue & Yue learning that allowing yourself to feel anger and speaking up can actually be Good.
anyway hypothetical life changing trip outcome: zuko takes an intro gender studies class and yue says fuck
(oh and also must not forget the crush on sokka)
#id in alt text#‘toph should say fuck’ ‘let sokka say fuck’ if there’s one person who deserves to say fuck here it’s YUE#i rest my case#also yea i think comparing his life to yue’s would open zuko’s eyes towards Gender Inequality ksbfhd#he’s like you’re mai but prep what do u mean you can’t throw knives 😤#i can accept sexism but i draw the line at banned military indoctrination 😤😤#i like to think that at one point yue shows zuko how to prepare & butcher small game and he does an absolute shit job at it#+ feels queasy for 3 days#zuko#yue#my art#ash replies#ALSO I MUST SAY!!! DRAWING THIS WHILE READING LIKE THE SUN CH4??? NOT FEELING WELL BESTIES#oh also since we’re talking fics…. js if u see this…… dywtjtb will always be famous
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I still can’t believe marvel had Steve tell Natasha he could only really see himself with someone with ‘shared life experience’ (5 seconds after they literally kissed) and then had the two of them practically glued together for literal years (in this movie and in every other movie after it), only to not even seem to consider them as a potential couple/love story
#name another example of that whole ‘kissing so we don’t blow our cover’ thing where they don’t get together afterwards#not only did they have over a decade of shared life experience#neither one of them ever got paired up with someone who comes close to that#make it make sense#they were in love idc#marvel’s commitment to halfassing most of their love stories and expecting us to care about them will never not annoy me#like we need relationship development here#they started off so well with pepperony#and it all (mostly) went downhill from there#catws should’ve been a soft launch for romanogers that led to them getting together in aou or another later movie#I mean it felt like one anyway#then iw was all like “they’ve been on the run together for two years and now they won’t leave each others sides#they’re giving off major couple vibes this whole movie#then it seemed like they realized what they did and were like#wait does that mean we left the two alone at the compound for five years#oh no not the *implications*#umm wait I guess Steve abadones her now#like what was that bs#just let them be together#also let’s start a campaign for James Roger’s to join the mcu’s young avengers#just while we’re at it#romanogers#steve rogers#natasha romanoff#captain america#black widow#stevenat#capwidow
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Chilcille huh... ngl I was a little suspicious. like why would you do that, huh... hope youre not mischaracterizing anyone in your weird and wacky ship. a little weird. but then you said they both had flat asses and you know what? I salute you and your perfect characterization
The fact you seem to think you managed to not make this ask insulting is baffling. What the hell. Fuck off.
If you actually care to be open minded about the ship, I talk about marchil on my sideblog 24/7. Funnily enough I’m currently 4k words deep into an analysis of their character arc together in canon, but that’ll take some more days to get done. Some notable posts:
Of course without counting the analyses of Chilchuck on his own I’ve made, like my masterpost on his family situation. Or better yet you could also read my fics for them, see how weird and wacky they are here.
Wanna talk about mischaracterisation? They’re literally a comedic duo who interacts 24/7. Marchil is crazy bc ppl are like "did those shipper read with their eyes CLOSED?? They have no chemistry!" Meanwhile canon is like: "She’s obsessed with knowing everything she can about him and she reads him like a book." In her eyes he’s like that extra rare and hard and shiny unlockable dating sim character, that brooding mysterious character trope that’s thrilling to crack open and typically is at the center of the plot. The wife roleplay???? "Hey, did you know his type is blondes. Hey did you know he likes his women pretty and blonde. Hey did you know he likes her hair. Hey did you know that he teases her 24/7 and it’s one of the few things that consistently gets him grinning because he finds her reactions cute." Like a schoolyard bully pulling on the pigtails of the girl he likes.
It’s not like they have any thematic narratives or relevance. It’s not like she’ll live to 1000 and has existential dread about it while he’s logically gonna be her next friend to die at 50 and wether it’s romantic or platonic it’ll terrify her to lose him. It’s not like it’s fear of death x fear of rejection so they’re both obsessed with the thought of loss looming, past and ongoing. It’s not like it’s half-elf x half-foot and there’s an inherent journey that was and still is to dispel prejudices and truly come to see each other. It’s not like he’s painfully real and raw and flawed but still a good man, that he’s not the figure of prince charming that she’s always dreamed of while still being virtuous and worth fighting for. Or you know, her hair being golden and it being the epitome of beauty to him, and his hair turning silver and it being Marcille’s worst nightmare.
Just a weird wacky ship who means nothing but shallow things to people who have weirdo reasons for liking it. Like can you not. If you’re not imaginative enough to think of reasons why this ship may have an appealing dynamic that’s not my issue. But yes, yes, they’re both flat asses to me, thanks.
#Dungeon meshi#Ask#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Marcille donato#chilchuck tims#Marchil#You me the parking lot after i finish and post my arc analysis#Sobbing……… we’re 20 over here in the rarepair pit come on. Like do u not see how obsessed i am. Do u think they like. Mean nothing to me#Do u think it’s all incidental and i slipped and the 10 thousands of words I write for them had no thought or feelings behind them or#Their arc is so beautifuuuuul they come to see each other and her standards become more real while he allows hope and openness#Into his heart again 😭😭 not the way two of their scenes lowkey read as a proposal…#Anyways I hope this makes it clear I’ll fight to my dying breath for them.#I don’t want trouble and i imagine you don’t either so just don’t come shitting on my doorstep#In positive news my fic Grind Me Down Sweetly recently reached 100 likes and 1k hits <3 it can also be read as just platonic so if you like#Them as a duo even as friends give it a shot#Every time I see someone shitting on marchil I start making marchil content faster btw#Not art#Unstoppable force x immovable object my beloved. They need someone stubborn loving methinks. One who loves stubbornly and one who confronts
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Spider is not Jake and Neytiri’s kid and they had no obligation to act as his surrogate parents
#sorry just really tired of seeing posts like “[insert character here] would resent Jake and Neytiri because they neglect Spider#and everyone else can see how Bad that is >:[ ”#GUYS.#SPIDER 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 THEIR 👏 KID#looking after him is not their job#if ANY particular group can be blamed for neglecting Spider it’s the McCoskers#cuz they’re y’know his actual legal guardians#ok ok to be fair people who haven’t read the comics don’t know about them#but even if you don’t know who the McCoskers are#if you’re about to rage at Jake and Neytiri for Spider’s neglect#you better also be raging at Norm and Max and ALL THE OTHER HUMANS AT HELL’S GATE#stop pretending Jake and Neytiri are uniquely solely at fault here just because their kids are friends with Spider#(also while we’re at it can we stop pretending that characters like Tsu'tey and Ronal would be horrified by Neytiri disliking Spider)#(Tsu'tey was even more anti-skypeople than Neytiri was)#(and Ronal disdainfully dismisses even Lo'ak and Kiri as “not true Na'vi” for having “demon blood”)#(like…write whatever “[character] adopts Spider” fics/AUs you want)#(but let’s not pretend that Neytiri is the only Na'vi who could possibly feel iffy about adopting a human. c’mon)
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thinking about how ron watched his dad die and terry watched his dad die and scary watched her dad die
#FAMILY CURSE!!! FAMILY CURSE!!!!#referring to vampire terry sr of course. it counts it counts#while we’re here they also all involve head related injuries. hook to the ear. beheaded. shot in the head. fun!#dungeons and daddies#dndads
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#dbf!jake#<- had to say it one last time actually.#also while we’re here#Apollo!Jake#<- listening to his girl give him attitude with a smile on his face
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ok so realistically i know theres important character reasons Kendra (and Seth and Warren by extension) never suspect Gavarog. It’s the old society trick to set up threats as team bonding exercises, etc, etc. plus this is a new and unfamiliar world thats rapidly overtaking her real world and replacing all her existing relationships, and right now Gavarog’s like the only member of her magical-worl peer group, so she doesnt want him to be a traitor, just like she didnt want Vanessa, her only female mentor to be a traitor, etc , etc.
but also i wholeheartedly 100% believe that every time Gavin did some truly bizarre, weird ass shit Kendra was just like. damnnnn…. average home school kid behavior.
#like fr tho#is it not just#damn why is this kid whose always telling me about his social anxiety somehow not even a little anxious when we’re actually doing shit#also why is he simultaneously the cockiest motherfucker alive#oh right he grew up on a preserve#damn did this fucking teenager just casually offer to carry a full grown man on his back while jumping at full speed over ledges???#damn i always knew homeschool kids are freaks#like maybe this is my mormon background showing#but everyone knows the stereotypical homeschool kid (tm) right??#fablehaven#why does this kid just casually seem to know what hes found more than every actual grown adult on this dragon preserve?#well shit it this is what he was doing instead of algebra#this poor kid#his father should be in jail#oh shit kendra you cant say that navarog ate his dad 😬#why didnt he laugh at my meme refrence?#damn his dad was probably just like grandpa#has he ever even seen a computer before?#…… tbh breaking kendras stream of thought here#but shit maybe im more sleep-deprived than i thought
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i’ve made so many mha doodles in the past couple weeks (most of which will be posted this weekend please bare w me >_<) but here’s some silly stuff from tonight
#fixh art#my hero academia#mha#ough so many ppl n ships….#katsuki bakugo#izuku midoriya#bakudeku#bkdk#toga himiko#ochako uraraka#togachako#mina ashido#tsuyu asui#minatsu#(it was that or kirimina but i wanted to keep the yuri going lol please know i love both)#momo yaoyorozu#yaomomo#kyoka jirou#momojirou#kirishima eijirou#denki kaminari#am i free is that everyone#most of mt mha art will be posted this weekend cuz i’ll be posting it when my friend posts their bkdk fic kyehehe#i got a lil impatient tho sorry>_<#it’s 4 in the morning where am i#wait does#do i tag todoroki…..he’s the moon….#i won’t but know thats him#and also while we’re here know that i tried to make aoyama little stars but it didn’t work out#i gave them stomach laser beams and it hmmm didn’t look right
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See, I hold back when I write. It could be far angstier than it is. I could be handing out forehead kisses left and right. Forehead kisses as someone cries and bleeds after a battle. Delirious from blood loss and pain and needing reassurance. Forehead kisses when they know their squadmate is going to die. A parting gift. One last way to comfort them, to remind them they’re loved.
I’m just saying I could make things more painful than they already are.
#whump#space chatter#the bad batch#the clone wars#<- it is always about the clones my man#tears streaming down someone’s cheek#breath coming out panicked and short#whimpering that they aren’t even aware they’re letting out#and someone holding them#brushing sweat dirt and tears kff of their face#shushing them with a gentleness they rarely show#‘it’s okay you’re okay don’t even worry we’re getting you out of here’#they know it won’t happen#they know it’s the end#but they hold their dying brother and rock him to comfort him in those last moments#and when the coughing starts - spattered with blood - they place a gentle kiss on their forehead#tell them it’s okay. it’s okay to let go.#and only when the body in their arms goes completely still do they let the agony show on their face#I TOLD YOU I COULD MAKE THINGS ANGSTIER I GO EASY#why is my brain both going: write this about echo and Rex while also going bUT WOULDNT THIS BE PAINFUL WITH HUNTER THO!#echo holding Rex#echo holding CROSSHAIR?!?!#but for some reason I am like 👀 but Hunter tho#I don’t put him through enough whump#apologies for the afternoon angst I am a Menace
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Nine would have never “Rose Tyler I….” he’d of said i love you and he’d of said it with chest
#only cowards skip nine#doctor who#doctor who shitpost#ninth doctor#rose tyler#ninerose#tenrose#Ten was a lil bitch for that#bad wolf#doomsday#rose tyler i#never skip nine#and don’t even get me started on#tentoo#oh also while we’re here#fuck Tracy Ann Oberman#all my homies hate her#also also#this isn’t a ten hate post#still love him#honestly i think all the doctors a lil bitches for never just opening up#anyway#rose tyler i love you#lmao#bye
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When did the gravity falls fandom become such a no fun zone, I see so many people saying how they hate AUs that make bill ooc, and they don’t like human designs cuz “bill would never look like that” and it’s like just let people have FUN. Who cares if someone’s bill is ooc, that’s their au and they’re having fun. Who cares if you think someone has a “twink bill” design, they have a reason for making him that way and that’s their choice. Just let people have fun man
#no one has joy or whimsy anymore#let’s all agree to stop hating on people’s human bills#and their AUs while we’re at it#like just keep in mind that someone’s probably really attatched to that design and now here you go shitting on it#not cool#anyway I heart human bills I heart aus#yes this is entirely about bill because I see this with him most often and also he’s my favorite#bill cipher#gravity falls#human bill cipher#sorry for yapping
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thought tumblr would like this one
He is around the size of one of those flat marbles and I adore him!! He took like an hour to make lol
#gravity falls#bill cipher#book of bill#baby bill#also while we’re here can we talk about how different Bills gotta be from his people#How are they meant to see if their eyes are on their front like wouldn’t they also just look up??#their eyes would probably have to be on their sides#Ofc I love all the different designs I’m just asking from a logistical standpoint lol#^ guy who watched flatlands#I watched it at 2 AM on my phone while on vacation#It’s really fucked up#Anyway uhhhh very itty bitty little guy#super easy to make#If you have good clay I highly recommend making yourself one of these fuckers#squishy little fool (DO NOT SQUISH HIM)
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I am having thoughts about the canary curse.
So canaries. We’ve all seen the posts. There’s a few that stand out to me, one being that the canaries didn’t actually die (or weren’t supposed to) . The guy that devised the canary method ( John Haldane ) was concerned for the birds welfare, so they had a little machine to revive the bird once it fell over/ stoped singing.
This is what’s happening for the first few deaths in the life series. Everyone’s being revived at this point, no one’s actually dying, but…. No one’s leaving the fucking coal mine.
A key point in using a canary in the first place is that it warns you, tells you hey this place is dangerous stop going!
They keep going.
Jim’s death each season (sans secret life) is the turning point because he’s the first one to permadie.
He’s not the warning. He’s the result of ignoring it.
#trafficblr#canary curse#jimmy solidarity#did I see another post and get annoyed? maybe. you’ll never know.#in the end I think the big take away is that it doesn’t matter and also people can have fun with things while being slightly wrong. it’s ok.#obligatory my sources on this are shaky at best but see above message that’s not really what matters here we’re talking about a dumb#thing from Minecraft YouTube who cares if it’s a little wrong but if anyone knows more#about this please feel free to rip me a new one in the replys#I suppose they are all canaries and we are the coal miners.#forgive the fandom for pointing and shouting loudly at something that’s happened—*looks at papers* FOUR TIMES IN A ROW??
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tbh “people hear about legitimate dream fuckups and it colors their worldview to exaggerate and misconstrue harm in everything he does” is just the opposite side of the coin to “fans hear about dream being legitimately fucked over and treated badly and it raises their defenses to react to every perceived slight like a personal betrayal” literally nobody is capable of being normal about that man
#bella talks#while the former is worse on twitter i think the latter is worse here#because we’re so close knit and self contained so one person getting (maybe reasonably) upset about something#can spiral into the whole dash dooming#and i’m not saying it’s never warranted— while the q hate spiraled a little out of control i think it was mostly proportional#but then we also get things like karl dropping the panel#(in fairness from what *i* saw it wasn’t as bad as how i see people acting but maybe my dash is just well curated#and i have a higher tolerance for d.tblr shenanigans than most people i think)#like i really don’t mind if people get a little rowdy LMAO it doesn’t bother me but it does make the overall environment more toxic
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I think Korra Avatar would actually LOVE Fortnite and would be overjoyed that she can both play the game and play as herself!
#avatar korra#the legend of korra#legend of korra#lok#fortnite#honestly she would love video games in general#also while we’re here she and karlach should join duos
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