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do you know what was the biggest fumble in sitcom history….
not establishing this fucking chaos duo as a pairing


#ok maybe not the biggest fumble#but still pretty big#they’d of been so good together#like she comes up with the best schemes and he has zero concerns about his own safety#tell me that wouldn’t be perfect#arrested development#gob bluth#maeby funke#they could’ve been perfect#bluth family#but instead they kept trying to make michael and maeby happen#chaotic duo#can you tell that i’m currently re watching arrested development#lol#and also while we’re here#buster bluth was so underused#like buster x anyone always banged#he had the best chemistry with everyone because he was just an entirely different level of deranged#and i loved him for it#justice for my boy#buster bluth#ok that’s all
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The world needs more Yue and Zuko friendship, I squeal just thinking abt the parallels. They deserve a life changing field trip together and if u have abt ideas I’m all ears 👀
Hiii anon this ask fermented in my inbox and in my brain for so long,, so take this??? Post canon yue lives/no war au arts?? Anyway aside from the Parallels and their political position & their duty before hoes grindset I think they could learn a lot from each other. With zuko learning the gift of patience & diplomacy from yue & Yue learning that allowing yourself to feel anger and speaking up can actually be Good.

anyway hypothetical life changing trip outcome: zuko takes an intro gender studies class and yue says fuck

(oh and also must not forget the crush on sokka)
#id in alt text#‘toph should say fuck’ ‘let sokka say fuck’ if there’s one person who deserves to say fuck here it’s YUE#i rest my case#also yea i think comparing his life to yue’s would open zuko’s eyes towards Gender Inequality ksbfhd#he’s like you’re mai but prep what do u mean you can’t throw knives 😤#i can accept sexism but i draw the line at banned military indoctrination 😤😤#i like to think that at one point yue shows zuko how to prepare & butcher small game and he does an absolute shit job at it#+ feels queasy for 3 days#zuko#yue#my art#ash replies#ALSO I MUST SAY!!! DRAWING THIS WHILE READING LIKE THE SUN CH4??? NOT FEELING WELL BESTIES#oh also since we’re talking fics…. js if u see this…… dywtjtb will always be famous
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I headcanon kremy as a lightweight. Sure he’s spent his spent his life around booze in the casinos and gamblers dens and what not, but personally he’s always preferred a sensible cigarette over any other kind of substance, and he only drinks very casually or when someone important offers him a toast and it’s rude to say no. It doesn’t take much to get him drunk, and when he is, his carefully constructed suave persona is ruined and he becomes a giddy mess, slurring with an accent so thick that people can’t even tell what he’s saying. Idk idk I just think it’s cute the amount of times he fails the constitution saving throw even when he hasn’t had that much to drink esp compared to the other members
#kremy lecroux#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#It’s in stark contrast to Gideon who can put away drink like nobody’s business#when kremy is convinced to drink he always ends up all up in gideons face leaning on him and clinging to his arms#and Gideon is used to it he always takes such good care of drunk kremy#makes sure he gets to his room safe makes sure he doesn’t make any deals he’ll regret in the morning#and if he gets a quiet little thrill in his chest every time Kremy presses up against him mumbling his name in that thick agwe accent#nobody needs to know#ouaw#coalecroux#yeah I’ll tag it#also while we’re here in making shit up out of my ass land#I hc kremy’s mom as an alcoholic (let me have this one guys) which explains why he just more hesitant to not drink in the first place
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I still can’t believe marvel had Steve tell Natasha he could only really see himself with someone with ‘shared life experience’ (5 seconds after they literally kissed) and then had the two of them practically glued together for literal years (in this movie and in every other movie after it), only to not even seem to consider them as a potential couple/love story
#name another example of that whole ‘kissing so we don’t blow our cover’ thing where they don’t get together afterwards#not only did they have over a decade of shared life experience#neither one of them ever got paired up with someone who comes close to that#make it make sense#they were in love idc#marvel’s commitment to halfassing most of their love stories and expecting us to care about them will never not annoy me#like we need relationship development here#they started off so well with pepperony#and it all (mostly) went downhill from there#catws should’ve been a soft launch for romanogers that led to them getting together in aou or another later movie#I mean it felt like one anyway#then iw was all like “they’ve been on the run together for two years and now they won’t leave each others sides#they’re giving off major couple vibes this whole movie#then it seemed like they realized what they did and were like#wait does that mean we left the two alone at the compound for five years#oh no not the *implications*#umm wait I guess Steve abadones her now#like what was that bs#just let them be together#also let’s start a campaign for James Roger’s to join the mcu’s young avengers#just while we’re at it#romanogers#steve rogers#natasha romanoff#captain america#black widow#stevenat#capwidow
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Chilcille huh... ngl I was a little suspicious. like why would you do that, huh... hope youre not mischaracterizing anyone in your weird and wacky ship. a little weird. but then you said they both had flat asses and you know what? I salute you and your perfect characterization
The fact you seem to think you managed to not make this ask insulting is baffling. What the hell. Fuck off.
If you actually care to be open minded about the ship, I talk about marchil on my sideblog 24/7. Funnily enough I’m currently 4k words deep into an analysis of their character arc together in canon, but that’ll take some more days to get done. Some notable posts:
Of course without counting the analyses of Chilchuck on his own I’ve made, like my masterpost on his family situation. Or better yet you could also read my fics for them, see how weird and wacky they are here.
Wanna talk about mischaracterisation? They’re literally a comedic duo who interacts 24/7. Marchil is crazy bc ppl are like "did those shipper read with their eyes CLOSED?? They have no chemistry!" Meanwhile canon is like: "She’s obsessed with knowing everything she can about him and she reads him like a book." In her eyes he’s like that extra rare and hard and shiny unlockable dating sim character, that brooding mysterious character trope that’s thrilling to crack open and typically is at the center of the plot. The wife roleplay???? "Hey, did you know his type is blondes. Hey did you know he likes his women pretty and blonde. Hey did you know he likes her hair. Hey did you know that he teases her 24/7 and it’s one of the few things that consistently gets him grinning because he finds her reactions cute." Like a schoolyard bully pulling on the pigtails of the girl he likes.








It’s not like they have any thematic narratives or relevance. It’s not like she’ll live to 1000 and has existential dread about it while he’s logically gonna be her next friend to die at 50 and wether it’s romantic or platonic it’ll terrify her to lose him. It’s not like it’s fear of death x fear of rejection so they’re both obsessed with the thought of loss looming, past and ongoing. It’s not like it’s half-elf x half-foot and there’s an inherent journey that was and still is to dispel prejudices and truly come to see each other. It’s not like he’s painfully real and raw and flawed but still a good man, that he’s not the figure of prince charming that she’s always dreamed of while still being virtuous and worth fighting for. Or you know, her hair being golden and it being the epitome of beauty to him, and his hair turning silver and it being Marcille’s worst nightmare.
Just a weird wacky ship who means nothing but shallow things to people who have weirdo reasons for liking it. Like can you not. If you’re not imaginative enough to think of reasons why this ship may have an appealing dynamic that’s not my issue. But yes, yes, they’re both flat asses to me, thanks.

#Dungeon meshi#Ask#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Marcille donato#chilchuck tims#Marchil#You me the parking lot after i finish and post my arc analysis#Sobbing……… we’re 20 over here in the rarepair pit come on. Like do u not see how obsessed i am. Do u think they like. Mean nothing to me#Do u think it’s all incidental and i slipped and the 10 thousands of words I write for them had no thought or feelings behind them or#Their arc is so beautifuuuuul they come to see each other and her standards become more real while he allows hope and openness#Into his heart again 😭😭 not the way two of their scenes lowkey read as a proposal…#Anyways I hope this makes it clear I’ll fight to my dying breath for them.#I don’t want trouble and i imagine you don’t either so just don’t come shitting on my doorstep#In positive news my fic Grind Me Down Sweetly recently reached 100 likes and 1k hits <3 it can also be read as just platonic so if you like#Them as a duo even as friends give it a shot#Every time I see someone shitting on marchil I start making marchil content faster btw#Not art#Unstoppable force x immovable object my beloved. They need someone stubborn loving methinks. One who loves stubbornly and one who confronts
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Spider is not Jake and Neytiri’s kid and they had no obligation to act as his surrogate parents
#sorry just really tired of seeing posts like “[insert character here] would resent Jake and Neytiri because they neglect Spider#and everyone else can see how Bad that is >:[ ”#GUYS.#SPIDER 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 THEIR 👏 KID#looking after him is not their job#if ANY particular group can be blamed for neglecting Spider it’s the McCoskers#cuz they’re y’know his actual legal guardians#ok ok to be fair people who haven’t read the comics don’t know about them#but even if you don’t know who the McCoskers are#if you’re about to rage at Jake and Neytiri for Spider’s neglect#you better also be raging at Norm and Max and ALL THE OTHER HUMANS AT HELL’S GATE#stop pretending Jake and Neytiri are uniquely solely at fault here just because their kids are friends with Spider#(also while we’re at it can we stop pretending that characters like Tsu'tey and Ronal would be horrified by Neytiri disliking Spider)#(Tsu'tey was even more anti-skypeople than Neytiri was)#(and Ronal disdainfully dismisses even Lo'ak and Kiri as “not true Na'vi” for having “demon blood”)#(like…write whatever “[character] adopts Spider” fics/AUs you want)#(but let’s not pretend that Neytiri is the only Na'vi who could possibly feel iffy about adopting a human. c’mon)
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thinking about how ron watched his dad die and terry watched his dad die and scary watched her dad die
#FAMILY CURSE!!! FAMILY CURSE!!!!#referring to vampire terry sr of course. it counts it counts#while we’re here they also all involve head related injuries. hook to the ear. beheaded. shot in the head. fun!#dungeons and daddies#dndads
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I find myself hoping that the next iterations of Transformers shake up Optimus and Megatron’s backstories a bit more
I mean sure, Transformers One shook it up a little, having them both be miners and the creation of the Decepticons being a lot more spontaneous and for somewhat different reasons, but it still follows the general current backstory. They were friends before the war, Megatron created what would become the Decepticons originally to fight for change and equality in a corrupt Cybertron, their ideals start shifting as Megatron wants more forceful means and Optimus more peaceful, they split off and the war starts up from their disagreements on the situation. Megatron tends to take Optimus’ splitting off personally and Optimus still holds some amount of feelings towards Megatron due to their shared history. Also, Megatron is usually a gladiator or miner and while Optimus is more flexible, he’s usually a file clerk/archivist or in Earthspark and One’s case, a laborer
Like I mean, it’s not a bad backstory. But I think it’s been their general backstory for the past 15 years or so. By this point I think we can maybe change things up a little more
#like again One is different in a number of areas#but it still follows a lot of the general plot beats here#so it’s not different enough to me#and again I don’t think it’s bad it gives us that doomed yaoi#but there are other options for their backstories we can do and we don’t have to only use this one#like I don’t think Cyberverse or Earthspark really even went into detail on their backstories#well they kind of did particularly in Cyberverse#but it was mostly some lines and allusions because we’re already supposed to know the general backstory here#sure I’m still not super far in CV but I really don’t know what Megatron there was fighting to change#because we aren’t really shown the inequality they face we’re just supposed to already know it#so maybe in some places it’s being used as a crutch#but also again we have other ways we can do things why not try something new?#we’ve been doing this one for a while#transformers#optimus prime#Megatron
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#dbf!jake#<- had to say it one last time actually.#also while we’re here#Apollo!Jake#<- listening to his girl give him attitude with a smile on his face
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Do I give a shot to a man (? all pronouns but presents entirely male and idk what label he identifies with) that I think is pretty and played D&D with yesterday
Cons: I’m 99% sure I’m a lesbian and he’s too nice to be an experiment
Pros: when my DM described a monster we both said “hot” at the same time so I know he gets me
#to be deleted#irl question#I think I’m gonna just tell him exactly what I said here and let him make the choice#bc I’m too selfish to not reach for an offered hand#either way we’re gonna keep playing together :)#he asked me on a date over the phone after he left my house and he was So Good#he said he didn’t wanna put me on the spot in front of everybody#(great self awareness)#when I asked if I could get back to him he immediately said of course#(incredibly kind)#and also he’s like. really pretty#there are very few men (?) I’ve ever been attracted to irl#like celebrities are one thing but most of the appeal is the inaccessibility#so this is a revelation for me#last time I thought I liked a man she came out as a woman while we were together lmfao
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Nine would have never “Rose Tyler I….” he’d of said i love you and he’d of said it with chest
#only cowards skip nine#doctor who#doctor who shitpost#ninth doctor#rose tyler#ninerose#tenrose#Ten was a lil bitch for that#bad wolf#doomsday#rose tyler i#never skip nine#and don’t even get me started on#tentoo#oh also while we’re here#fuck Tracy Ann Oberman#all my homies hate her#also also#this isn’t a ten hate post#still love him#honestly i think all the doctors a lil bitches for never just opening up#anyway#rose tyler i love you#lmao#bye
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ok so realistically i know theres important character reasons Kendra (and Seth and Warren by extension) never suspect Gavarog. It’s the old society trick to set up threats as team bonding exercises, etc, etc. plus this is a new and unfamiliar world thats rapidly overtaking her real world and replacing all her existing relationships, and right now Gavarog’s like the only member of her magical-worl peer group, so she doesnt want him to be a traitor, just like she didnt want Vanessa, her only female mentor to be a traitor, etc , etc.
but also i wholeheartedly 100% believe that every time Gavin did some truly bizarre, weird ass shit Kendra was just like. damnnnn…. average home school kid behavior.
#like fr tho#is it not just#damn why is this kid whose always telling me about his social anxiety somehow not even a little anxious when we’re actually doing shit#also why is he simultaneously the cockiest motherfucker alive#oh right he grew up on a preserve#damn did this fucking teenager just casually offer to carry a full grown man on his back while jumping at full speed over ledges???#damn i always knew homeschool kids are freaks#like maybe this is my mormon background showing#but everyone knows the stereotypical homeschool kid (tm) right??#fablehaven#why does this kid just casually seem to know what hes found more than every actual grown adult on this dragon preserve?#well shit it this is what he was doing instead of algebra#this poor kid#his father should be in jail#oh shit kendra you cant say that navarog ate his dad 😬#why didnt he laugh at my meme refrence?#damn his dad was probably just like grandpa#has he ever even seen a computer before?#…… tbh breaking kendras stream of thought here#but shit maybe im more sleep-deprived than i thought
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i’m sure we all have fond memories of this scene but it’s always been funny to me because i read “let me stop before i get my shit rocked” on jj’s face
he’s got that ava coleman logic. “the key to not getting your ass beat? knowing when someone can beat your ass”
#i don’t think they frequently tyler durden each other or anything i just think JJ has learned a lesson or two from their previous tiffs#i’m sorryyyyy but in canon JJ is the worst fighter#i think he actually never wins a fight on screen unless he plays dirty by using the gun#and like… that’s not fighting. that’s just ending the fight in a stalemate. throw some punches pussy#while we’re on the topic i also think it’s sexy that topper has won every fight even against rafe#i don’t count the suckerpunch on principle but like… topper does krav maga you heard it here first#he has to control himself to not be lethal. all the other boys just swing blindly#it’s like rock paper scissors. topper beats rafe beats john b beats jj beats everyone using the gun!#outer banks headcanon#jj maybank headcanon#jj maybank fanfiction#jj maybank#john b routledge headcanon#john b routledge fanfiction#john b routledge#outer banks#obx
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i’ve made so many mha doodles in the past couple weeks (most of which will be posted this weekend please bare w me >_<) but here’s some silly stuff from tonight
#fixh art#my hero academia#mha#ough so many ppl n ships….#katsuki bakugo#izuku midoriya#bakudeku#bkdk#toga himiko#ochako uraraka#togachako#mina ashido#tsuyu asui#minatsu#(it was that or kirimina but i wanted to keep the yuri going lol please know i love both)#momo yaoyorozu#yaomomo#kyoka jirou#momojirou#kirishima eijirou#denki kaminari#am i free is that everyone#most of mt mha art will be posted this weekend cuz i’ll be posting it when my friend posts their bkdk fic kyehehe#i got a lil impatient tho sorry>_<#it’s 4 in the morning where am i#wait does#do i tag todoroki…..he’s the moon….#i won’t but know thats him#and also while we’re here know that i tried to make aoyama little stars but it didn’t work out#i gave them stomach laser beams and it hmmm didn’t look right
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See, I hold back when I write. It could be far angstier than it is. I could be handing out forehead kisses left and right. Forehead kisses as someone cries and bleeds after a battle. Delirious from blood loss and pain and needing reassurance. Forehead kisses when they know their squadmate is going to die. A parting gift. One last way to comfort them, to remind them they’re loved.
I’m just saying I could make things more painful than they already are.
#whump#space chatter#the bad batch#the clone wars#<- it is always about the clones my man#tears streaming down someone’s cheek#breath coming out panicked and short#whimpering that they aren’t even aware they’re letting out#and someone holding them#brushing sweat dirt and tears kff of their face#shushing them with a gentleness they rarely show#‘it’s okay you’re okay don’t even worry we’re getting you out of here’#they know it won’t happen#they know it’s the end#but they hold their dying brother and rock him to comfort him in those last moments#and when the coughing starts - spattered with blood - they place a gentle kiss on their forehead#tell them it’s okay. it’s okay to let go.#and only when the body in their arms goes completely still do they let the agony show on their face#I TOLD YOU I COULD MAKE THINGS ANGSTIER I GO EASY#why is my brain both going: write this about echo and Rex while also going bUT WOULDNT THIS BE PAINFUL WITH HUNTER THO!#echo holding Rex#echo holding CROSSHAIR?!?!#but for some reason I am like 👀 but Hunter tho#I don’t put him through enough whump#apologies for the afternoon angst I am a Menace
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When did the gravity falls fandom become such a no fun zone, I see so many people saying how they hate AUs that make bill ooc, and they don’t like human designs cuz “bill would never look like that” and it’s like just let people have FUN. Who cares if someone’s bill is ooc, that’s their au and they’re having fun. Who cares if you think someone has a “twink bill” design, they have a reason for making him that way and that’s their choice. Just let people have fun man
#no one has joy or whimsy anymore#let’s all agree to stop hating on people’s human bills#and their AUs while we’re at it#like just keep in mind that someone’s probably really attatched to that design and now here you go shitting on it#not cool#anyway I heart human bills I heart aus#yes this is entirely about bill because I see this with him most often and also he’s my favorite#bill cipher#gravity falls#human bill cipher#sorry for yapping
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