#i don’t count the suckerpunch on principle but like… topper does krav maga you heard it here first | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

umathurwin · 11 days ago

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i’m sure we all have fond memories of this scene but it’s always been funny to me because i read “let me stop before i get my shit rocked” on jj’s face

he’s got that ava coleman logic. “the key to not getting your ass beat? knowing when someone can beat your ass”

#i don’t think they frequently tyler durden each other or anything i just think JJ has learned a lesson or two from their previous tiffs #i’m sorryyyyy but in canon JJ is the worst fighter #i think he actually never wins a fight on screen unless he plays dirty by using the gun #and like… that’s not fighting. that’s just ending the fight in a stalemate. throw some punches pussy #while we’re on the topic i also think it’s sexy that topper has won every fight even against rafe #i don’t count the suckerpunch on principle but like… topper does krav maga you heard it here first #he has to control himself to not be lethal. all the other boys just swing blindly #it’s like rock paper scissors. topper beats rafe beats john b beats jj beats everyone using the gun!#outer banks headcanon #jj maybank headcanon #jj maybank fanfiction #jj maybank #john b routledge headcanon #john b routledge fanfiction #john b routledge #outer banks #obx

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