#and also to make it ' no archive warnings apply'
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Note
Iām sorry to come to you like this since you probably wanted someone to come in for a reason for hope but Iām freaking out and have no one to talk to about this rn. A music artist I follow put this stuff in their story on instagram..how are things getting better??? Iām so confused and scared. Iām terrified to be alive. I shouldāve died in election night. Idk if I can do this anymore. I donāt want the world to end nor live in an apocalypse/dystopia. I canāt do this. Iām not strong enough. Iām going to die before I even reach the age of 25 or 30 instead of dying of old ageš„š„š„š„š„
First, breathe.
Second:
Go read these links. Keep going down the list until you feel better:
Read:
this article* on why the doomers are wrong
everything in Fix the News's awesome year-end roundup* of good news
everything in my masterpost on why we're going to beat climate change
everything from my masterpost on net negative carbon emissions
everything in Fix the News's archives, until you feel better
*it's a fantastic article in many ways but warning for (brief but serious) fatphobia and some annoying Western-centrism. Warning for fatphobia also applies to (one point on the) Fix the News roundup.
You should not have died on election night. Absolutely not. Yes, there are great injustices in the world. But this too shall pass. Literally everything does.
Some notes:
This isn't the end of the world. It's not about to be an apocalypse. And, if the world wasn't a dystopia when half of all people died before the age of 15 (aka all of history until the past 250 years), it's definitely not a dystopia now, imho. (x, x)
Literally every single week on Fix the News, I see the news that some country has ended some disease! Usually I see multiple stories about that each week! We're making real progress that has saved billions of lives!
In 1900, 120 years ago, there were 5 full liberal democracies in the entire world. Now, about 97 countries (out of approximately 195, depending on how you count) are democracies. That's almost half the countries in the world! This is actually, writ large, a time of massive expansion of human rights, hard as it is to believe from looking at the news. (x, x)
Also Imho the most likely explanation to the Fermi Paradox is that we're only 0.13% of the way through expected lifespan of the universe (x, x). Very little time for life to evolve, comparatively.
Finally:
Unfollow this person. Unfollow everyone who posts something that makes you feel suicidal - literally and ongoingly, every time you see a post that makes you spiral, immediately unfollow that person.
It's not about sticking your head in the sand. If you want, you can calendar time to check ACTUAL news sources (NOT social media) a couple times a week to make sure you're staying up on things.
But you know what? The number one priority is keeping yourself alive.
How are things actually getting better? To quote the first article I linked:
"I could tell you that a little more than 200 years ago, nearly half of all children born died before they reached their 15th birthday, and that today itās less than 5 percent globally. I could tell you that in pre-industrial times, starvation was a constant specter and life expectancy was in the 30s at best. I could tell you that at the dawn of the 19th century, barely more than one person in 10 was literate, while today that ratio has been nearly reversed. I could tell you that today is, on average, the best time to be alive in human history."
Stay alive. And do what you need to do to keep yourself that way.
#strawberryraviegutz#ask#cw suicidal ideation#life#hope#hope for humanity#hope posting#us politics#uh very sincere apologies if you wanted me to answer this privately
1K notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
lover, you canāt be wrong by gayjinkies
@gayjinkies
Rating: Explicit
28,108 words, 5/6 chapters
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Tags: Alternate Universe - No Upside Down (Stranger Things), Doing it for the dare, but itās a vote, First Time Blow Jobs, Enemies to Lovers, Blow Jobs, Masturbation, Finger Sucking, Dirty Talk, Dacryphilia, Steve Harrington is a himbo, Bisexual Steve Harrington, Steve Harrington Has a Bisexual Awakening, Eddie Munson Has a Crush on Steve Harrington, Crack, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Eddie Munson has a dick piercing, Top Eddie Munson, Bottom Steve HarringtonSub Steve Harrington, POV Steve Harrington, I must reiterate: this is Dumb As Hell, Companion Piece, One-Sided Tommy Hagan/Steve Harrington, Tommy Hagan just canāt catch a break, Subspace, Light Angst, Happy Ending, Platonic Soulmates Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington, Steve Harrington is a Sweetheart, but also a little bitch when the situation calls for it, Praise Kink, Steve Harrington Has a Praise Kink, Steve Harrington Has an Oral Fixation, Subdrop, Anal Fingering, Fantasy Sex
Summary:
Ever since Tommy told Steve about the stupid fucking vote, he hasnāt been able to stop thinking about it. Steve decides heāll test it out. Has to, really, for his own peace of mind. Otherwise heās pretty sure heāll make it to his eighties, trying to proposition male nurses from his deathbed. Heās not sure when, or with who, or any of the logistics, really, but heās sure of one thing. Heās gonna blow a guy and heās gonna be good at it. Thatās a Steve Harrington Guarantee. ā Or; the basketball team unanimously votes that Steve would be the worst at giving a blowjob. Steve wants to test the truth of that with the only guy he knows might be down to help - Eddie Munson. This is the Steve POV companion piece to Iām a lover, boy.
Thanks for the rec! This recommendation is apart of our Writer's Wednesday! All of the recs today are written by @gayjinkies. Want to nominate an author? Fill out this form!
You can submit fic recs to our asks or the submission box!
#writer's spotlight#steddie#steddie fic recs#steve harrington#eddie munson#steve x eddie#stranger things#rated e#no upside down au#enemies to lovers#smut#crack
33 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
youve heard of sex flowers get ready for the flower that makes you into a celestial shoujo herione complete with particle effects you cannot turn the fuck off and creates a wifebeam so powerful it can incapacitate and maim and keeps making you burst into tears and fall on your ass which makes the wifebeam More Powerful and you also cannot turn this off either. and is also still, sort of, a sex flower
from one of my favorite fanfictions, Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam, a fic that defies description in the best possible way
#arts#shen qingqiu#svsss#listen im not saying that ive spent a cumulative half a year reading this fic and then trying to make an arts for it#and then getting frustrated and stopping because i couldn't figure out how to make sqq shimmery enough#but like. im not NOT saying that#this is the FOURTH time ive started something for this bitch it haunts my fucking dreams and yet the opalescent glittery sqq evades me#perhaps you o unlearned fool look at this and say hmm that's too many colour layers and glowy effects but oh how wrong you are#if it doesnt make you literally fall over yourself at how otherworldly and radiant he is then there is room for improvement yet#perhaps you look at this and you think Wow!!! this gives me literally NO ideas what this fic is about#well Let Me Tell You. i have no fucking idea how to summarize this fic#its not often the tags in a fic give me pause but i saw this and as i read the tags i was increasingly just like What#but i have no idea how to describe it. the tags arent NOT accurate but i was SO unprepared for what happened in like an extremely pos way#if i were tagging this i think i would give it the no archive warnings apply label if that matters to you#the author seemed they wanted to leaned towards over caution rather than risk missing anything re tags because This Is A Weird Fic#but oh my fucking god#i am gripping you by the shoulders i cannot stress enough how charming it is#brilliant characterization especially with airplane in the first scene#and also so much fucking funnier than i thought possible for the general setting summary tags and buildup#its just. ough. its good
281 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
.
#accidentally hit the tag 'no archive warnings apply' on ao3 just now#and the most recent fic is a caillou fic where he gets suspended from school and then grounded#for downloading genshin impact on his computer at school instead of doing a math test#I did not read it that's just the summary lmao#fascinating to see what exists on ao3#also caillou my man download a smaller game what are you doing#how long is that math test#genshin is huge you don't have time to download that#making this unrebloggable cause I don't want people making fun of the fic
4 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
FORGIVELESS - IX - BETTER WATCH HOW YOU THINK OUT LOUD, IF IT'S 'BOUT ME THOUGH š
š¼ļø moodboard
Ā« previous part
āØ rio's library - good girl nbc
ć ā¦ full library & archive ā¦ ć
Note: We made the magic number š, sorry to post so late but I know you guys dont like to wait a moment longer than necessary.
Pairing: Rio (Good Girls) X Reader
Word Count: ~2.7K
Warning: The usual apply. Trigger warning for all the toxicity that comes with Narc abuse.
Summary: This chapter is sunshine and a storm. Rio and the Reader enjoy a day out together in Mexico. Their last day abroad together only makes their bond stronger. The rest you'll have to read and see š
IX - BETTER WATCH HOW YOU THINK OUT LOUD, IF IT'S 'BOUT ME THOUGH š
Sitting relaxed Rio watches the sun cast golden hues on you as it prepares to set. The ocean sprays along the boat as dolphins lead the charge ahead of the boat ushering you back to the resort. The day had been incredible. The two of you had shared several moments of firsts. Your connection could not be denied. It was way too strong so much so that you felt like you were in sync. Turning around you find Rio watching as you hold over the edge of the boat to watch the dolphins. Your eyes find each other and he nods giving you an encouraging smile. He admired how much you enjoyed every bit of effort he put into the trip. It makes him want to do even more to keep a smile on your face. He made a mental note to tip the member of the hotel staff well for recommending the set of excursions that he had. Rio had asked what were the bestsellers for couples and women and then booked accordingly. The day started ziplining which was rough considering the night's festivities but after a nap during the ride to swim with dolphins you were ready for the day. Heād been around you long enough to detect any personality defects, and found none. Building a business meant great people management skills. He couldn't think of any sensible reason for Jamesā cheating. Instead, he understood why James was being such an asshole about letting you go. Smiling Rio takes a video of you looking at the dolphins happily. Wearing a cheeky bikini bottom and short sarong, the video would only be for him but he would keep the memory nonetheless.Ā
āRio, come see!ā you call him over. He obliges despite not giving a single fuck about the dolphins, fish and everything else exciting you at the moment. He smiles mostly at your excitement. āItās so gorgeous, thank you for thisā you smile looking up at him.
āYouāre welcomeā Rio nods.
You sit enjoying the sunset as the boat takes a scenic way to the doc by the resort. Rio settles feeling you next to him, his mind is on what will happen when you return home. There were a couple of properties he was managing, he would schedule some showings and do his best to respect your need for space if that's what you needed. Only heād already started shifting his schedule to be around most nights, he would have to find someone to keep eyes on James too just in case the entitled fuck decided to do anything sneaky.Ā
āDid you have fun?ā you ask, interrupting Rio's thoughts. He smiles nodding, he did but not for the same reasons as you.
Rio nods, āI enjoyed myself.ā
āI don't think you didā You respond both amused and appreciative that heād taken the time to make today all about you and your enjoyment.
āI enjoyed seeing you enjoy yourself. I like making money and taking care of my people.ā Rio says, a simple man. Looking him over you realise heād revealed no vices during the entire trip. He didnāt drink too much and there were no frequent smoke breaks. His eyes never lingered on the assortment of scantily clad women scattered around the resort. No flirting, or whispering on the phone and he seemed too proud to lie. Heād also managed to make you feel considered every step of the way.Ā
āWell I had an incredible time, Iām really really really happy you invited me out here and made it so special.ā you smile smothering him with quick kisses in your giddiness.
āI know,ā Rio nods, pecking your forehead.
Getting off the boat you walk hand in hand with him through the resort and towards your room. You pass by a group of his family eating and the smirk on Nickās face is unsettling. Marisol looks apologetic but itās Tiaās eyes that catch yours. She stands coming over and pulling both you and Rio away.
āRio, can I talk to Y/N quickly?ā she asks.
āNoā Rio interjects holding your hand tighter. āWhat is it?ā He asks.
āCome here sweetieā Marisol says standing and reaching for you only for Rio to grab your wrist.
āShe aināt going nowhere, what the fuck is up?ā Rio snaps getting upset.
āShe's marriedā Nick mocks glaring at Rio. Everyone tenses but Rio who relaxes much to everyone's shock.
āSee, I told you there was more to the story!ā Marisol says to Nick reading Rioās body language and Tia rolls her neck at Nick with folded arms.
āWhat happened?ā you ask.
āJames, whoever the fuck that is messaged all of us.ā Tia signs and Rio loosens his grip.
āWhat did it say?ā you ask as your anger surges. She hands you her phone allowing you to read it.
Hello Tia, I regret to inform you that I have discovered an ongoing affair between your cousin and my wife. This situation has caused immense pain and distress to our family. I am reaching out to you in hopes that you can address this matter with your cousin directly. It is crucial that this affair ends immediately for the well-being of all parties involved. My wife and I have a loving relationship, and this indiscretion is merely a result of her current state of boredom and emotional instability. Continuing this affair will only lead to more hurt and damage. I implore you to intervene and help put an end to this destructive behaviour. Your cousin risks significant emotional harm if this continues. Please, for the sake of both our families, help bring this to an end.
Looking up from the phone embarrassed isnāt the word. You flush overheating as you become nauseated. Your eyes water looking at the lies.
āHe sent this to all of you?ā Rio asks, having read the message too.
āEveryone tagged me on my story last night, got oneā Tia explains.
āChristopherā Marisol interjects as Rioās anger reaches a ten.
āYou okay?ā Rio asks, taking your chin. Blinking you close your eyes and tears run down. āHey, heās lying don't cryā Rio says trying to calm you down.
āI need some time aloneā you swallow turning away from the crowd as the walls close in around you. Your hands and face are hot. Emotionally unstable?! You feel it now as you head to the room feeling crazy. Heading into the room you try to regulate your breathing and manage to dial James number from memory. It goes to voicemail but youre so angry you call five more times until he picks up.
āWho is this?āJamesā voice says grating your nerves.
āYou piece of shit!ā you shout.
āMexico really!?ā he shouts back. āAnd youre so fucking messy youre there with another man, and you have the audacity to post him and be kissing him at the airport while being married-ā
āYou're so beyond unbelievable JAMES!ā You scream. āYOUāRE FUCKING A BIMBO FOR MONTHS AND I DONāT CALL HER, I DONāE MESSAGE HER I LEAVE YOU TO ALONE! YET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO DIVORCE ME AND LET ME BE IN PEACE. YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME KEEP PEOPLE OUT OF OUR RELATIONSHIP AND YOU MESSAGE HIS FAMILY WITH BULLSHIT ABOUT US BEING IN LOVE. I WAS EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE WHEN I SAID I DO AT THAT ALTER, IāVE BEEN EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE OUR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP TO LET YOU TREAT ME LIKE AN AFTERTHOUGHT AND A PERSONAL ASSISTANT BUT IāM DONE WITH THAT. IāM DONE WITH YOU! DONāT CALL ME OR MY MOTHER OR ANY OF THE PEOPLE I ASSOCIATE WITH.ā
āCalm downā he responds, gaslighting you further. You nearly blow a gasket. There's a knock at the door and you swallow trying to remain calm as you head to the door. Marisolās sympathetic expression awaits outside the door. Overwhelmed, you step back to let her in. If you could disappear you would.Ā
āBaby, where are you? Iāll book a flight and be there as soon as you need me to beā James continues driving you crazy.
āJames, I don't want you and after what you did today I never want to see you again, donāt call me, don't write me, don't call my mom, my friends or my family!ā you snap.
āThen stop posting! If you wouldn't have posted for everyone to see I wouldn't have had to intervene you're taking this too far. This guy whoever he is doesn't mean well, you're vulnerable he's taking advantageā Jamesā words are just more manipulation.
āSpeak for yourselfā you scoff. āIāve never done anything to deserve what you did and what youāve done to me todayā you snap.
āIām not sorry, at least it made you call,ā he says, making your ears ring. Itās Marisol that hangs up the phone on your behalf. You take deep breaths as her eyes hold yours. She looks horrified.
āIām sorry Iām ruining your wedding tripā You apologise, feeling horrible.
āThe fact that you're even apologising after that tells me everything I need to knowā she swallows, shaking her head at James' abounding audacity. āIām sorry about Nick, he thinks you're too good for Rio and it would be a funny aha moment if you were playing him. It was just a shocking message you knowā she apologises.
āMarisol, thereād be no apologies if it weren't for my drama on your wedding vacation.ā You apologise.
āGirl, thereās always drama. I don't care about a party more than I care about a human being. James will pay for this mess I promise you that. Nick owes us big time for that stunt back there, I can imagine your divorce hearing will be expedited and after those messages. Weāll explore an injunction for both a gag and restraining order. Besides, his actions will do wonders for pain and suffering - extra alimony. We can talk and I can report on emotional abuse.ā Marisol says in full therapist, problem solver mode.
āReally?ā you can't contain your surprise.
āReally sweetie, now that you're okay Iāve got to make sure Rio doesnāt kill the guy or Nick firstā she says.
āPlease, James isn't worth it the dramaā you mutter.
āI will try, just decompress and relax unless you want me to call him here?ā Marisol asks.
āItās alright, just please apologise to everyone for meā you repeat and she smiles.
āFuck that asshole Jamesā She says and theres a knock on the door. You open it and Tia walks in with a tray of treats. Marisol leaves and Tia stays sitting with you in the cozy living room. Itās the venting session youāve missed out on. You video call your mother too and the three of you talk everything out. It ends letting you feel lighter. You order room service and eat with Tia once your mom ends the call. You tell her about your day trying your hardest not to let James ruin all of Rioās planning. Itās how he finds you when he comes in smelling like weed. His energy is tense as he nods heading in the bathroom.
āYou think heās mad at me?ā you ask Tia as she checks her phone.
āNopeā she smiles showing you a video of you and the dolphins today. Thereās no caption, only the business is tagged as well as you. You smile too. āYour James might be used to winning, but nobody beats Rioā she says getting up.
āItās dark Tia, let me walk you back to your villaā Rio says emerging from the bathroom.
āI was leaving, asshole, you donāt have to be like that and rush me outā she stands fanning him off.
āKeep playing with me and Iāll tell Granny what you be doing with her zucchini loafā Rio warns. Tia deadpans pretending to zip her lips.
āY/N say you have an allergy. Itās dis-gus-ting!ā Tia warns, making you laugh.
āCan I come with you guys?ā you ask.
āYou don't need permission, you're grownā Tia smiles, linking arms in yours. The walk to Tiaās side of the resort is about ten minutes and full of her colourful personality. Once sheās settled you take Rioās hand he hasnāt said much to you since James stunt. He takes your hands and kisses them before pulling you in.
āDonāt apologiseā he says before you can.
āI made you look bad to your familyā you say.
āNah, you made Nick look terrible. Everyone sat there ripping him a new one. I donāt owe them explanations but I told them about James and itās settledā Rio says and you smile feeling overwhelmed by his support.
āIām happy he cheated. If he didnt I wouldnt be here with you. Today was amazing and youāve been a godsend through all of this. I know you tell me not to thank you but I really appreciate everythingā your words are from the heart.
āYou deserve it, people always get what they deserve. James will too for making you cryā he says and you nod trusting him with a smile. Ready for war you post more pictures from today to fan the flames. Rioās family members along with yours rally in the comments hyping you up. You ignore any DMās from James' family and smile when you see Tia addressing the chaos in your comments, airing out the truth to James. You watch attentively, refreshing until the comments from disgruntled family members of Jamesā start disappearing and make a mental note to take Tia to dinner.
Rio sits on the couch watching it too from his personal phone getting more and more pissed. Having had it with showing restraint he calls his people, as much as he wants to personally make James pay thereās no way to from here. He gets a two for one special on James taking both of his women out of the picture. His instructions are as follows. Make Japan an offer she wonāt refuse to leave town and end communication with James. Scare her real bad. Itās the least of what she deserves for being complicit in your harassment. It has to be done tonight. Rio wants absolutely nothing to allow James to feel safe or content in his life. No woman to slide into, no one to listen to him, no one to call. James couldnāt play with you, not anymore. His mental health accusation would ultimately come back to bite him in the ass when Rio was through. Rioās second set of instructions were for the cheating bastard James himself. He knew James would be at a bar tonight. He was the type. First Rioās boys would be friendly while James drank. After James started talking too much theyād start to taunt him quietly. With the liquor in his system it wouldn't be long until a fight started. Only James wouldn't win this one getting the brakes beat out of him. Heād tried restraint but it was clear now more than ever that James needed to be broken and put out of commission. Nothing else would stop him from messing with you.
Pausing from the instruction Rio ponders if thereās anything else. Hearing the bedroom door open he ends the call after giving his people the green light.
āYou alright?ā he asks, eyeing the third of your lingerie sets. He makes a mental note to check the tags and buy out the store. When you sit in his lap instead of the free seat beside him he relaxes instantly.
āYeah, you?ā you ask him as he adjusts you for his own comfort.
āBetter nowā he nods.
āIām exhausted from today baby, can you come to bed so we can sleep?ā you ask him and he sees it in your eyes. He had a romantic dinner planned to commemorate the last night. Heād planned to ask you to be his properly, officially to clear any confusion but of course James fucked that up.
āMy ego isn't so fragile you gotta tip toe around being tired mama.ā Rio smiles reading between the lines. Though his appetite for you felt insatiable he didnāt view you as his personal sex-slave regardless of any jokes heād made in the past.
āItās not about your ego Rio, I know what itās like to be unappreciated and I don't want to be that personā you yawn. Rio leads the both of you to the bedroom. Pulling the sheets back he watches you get under the covers first before settling in himself. You fall asleep in no time but Rioās slower to go. He watches you sleep, each breath quells his anger until he drifts off too knowing aināt shit sweet or peaceful for James tonight.
Author's note: Whew, chile this one was a rollercoaster. I feel like thats how it goes sometimes, unfortunately. Can we believe the ish James pulled? Like the audacity of him to send that mass message. At least Rio has some real ones in his family. Let me know what your favourite part was?
Ā» next part
TAGS:
@meadows5 @wnbweasley @becauseimher @ariiaeltheedonn @woahthatshitfat @miniaturehideoutmentality @kokobells @ffenthusiastt @sowhatariyana @1xtral1983 @theegoddessofmelanin @fictionalreads
#rio good girls#rio x reader#rio x you#good girls rio#masterlist#manny montana x reader#rio good girls imagine#manny montana fanfiction#rio good girls fanfiction#rio imagine#forgiveless
175 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Mine | Jaemin
Na Jaemin - NCT Dream
Rating: M (18+) MDNI
Word Count: ~9.3k
Pairing: Jaemin x AFAB!Reader
Genre: Reader-Insert, Fluff, Jealousy, Friends-to-Lovers, Smut
!!This is smutā¦if that much isn't clear you should probably leave now!! MDNI!
Warnings: She/Her Pronouns used, Swearing, Kissing, Oral (F! Receiving), Fluffy Smut
Author's Note: This is for my bestest friend in the world. Jaemin is her ultimate favorite and this might very well make her explode. Which is the goal. She didn't ask for smut, butā¦ That is why itās a bit moreā¦fluffy/vanilla than my other stuff, because it's for her >3>
There is a bit of cross-over between groups here. Changbin and Felix of Stray Kids are in it directly and Wooyoung of ATEEZ is mentioned.
Fun Fact: the middle pic in the banner is actually of Hyunjin
Edit (8/25/24): I changed the text/chat pictures to just text.
I am cross-posting this on Archive and Wattpad. Please reblog! If you know anyone that would like this or future fics but they aren't on here my name and icon are exactly the same on the other sites. Happy reading!
"Hey, you know my friend Changbin?" your friend asked as she applied her lip balm, looking in a handheld mirror. You simply blinked at this, considering it wasnāt even tinted and you pondered why she needed the mirror.
"Yes?" You shook your head, looking back to your laptop. You and Yuna were sitting at a table in one of the on-campus cafƩs . Studying in the library was hard because you two could get kind of rowdy and it was hard to stay quiet.
"Heās been trying to get me to set him up with one of my girl friendsā¦" She drifted off, casting you a not very subtle look. You had never seen the guy, just knew he was a gym rat, and he was friends with your ex. Rubbing your eye as your vision blurred from staring at your screen too long, she leaned into your blind spot, which startled you when your eye refocused.
"What?" You grumbled and she sighed dramatically, resting her cheek on the table.
"Please?" She immediately started to beg, just repeating the word over and over.
"Oh my god, fine!" You relented. A bit hesitant since he was so close with Wooyoung. You werenāt sure if it was a good idea to go out with a friend of your ex.
"What if we do a double date?" Yuna could tell you were a bit hesitant, and the thought of tag-teaming was better.
"Okay, like a double blind-date thing?" you asked, and her face lit up.
"Yes! Bring me someone hot." She winked and you huffed. Going over your own friend group in your head, you tried to figure out who was best for her. You immediately threw your roommate Jisung out. He was way too shy and quiet for her, and she was a lot for anyone. Chenle was also out, that would be way too much loud in your life since he essentially lived with you as well with how much he was over. Renjun wasnāt Yunaās type, she doesnāt go out with guys she claims are prettier than her. Mark wasā¦something was going on with Yuta that you didnāt have the time to ponder on. Donghyuck could work but he, surprisingly, was pretty serious when it came to dating and wasnāt a fan of flings. Jeno? He could work, but you were pretty sure he was supposed to be going somewhere for a cycling race. That left Jaemin. The thought made your stomach twinge a bit, but you couldnāt pinpoint why. His stupid goofy grinning face flashed in your mind and quickly changed to the cocky smirk he wore when he flirted. Which he did a lot. You decided you were nervous for Yuna because he was such a flirt, but then again, so was she. Deep down you knew you had a bit of a crush on him despite the fact that you declared you never would. Every time some guy rose in popularity on campus, they were immediately disqualified. He had been your friend before that happened to him, but you begrudgingly followed the crowd as he rose to be number one pretty fast. I mean, you werenāt surprised, you had eyes. Jeno was also really high up there, but he seemed more like a brother to you. He was like a sweet puppy dog, Jaemin was more like a lion. Lazy and beautiful.
"Iāll ask Jaeminā¦" You mumbled to yourself, and she perked up.
"Wait, Na Jaemin?"
"Yes? That okay?"
"Fuck yeah, thatās okay, holy shit!" She cackled to herself, and you grumbled, typing out a quick message to him.
āļø: Wanna go on a blind date? š°: Why would I be blind? āļø: You know what I mean dumbass. š°: who āļø: My friend Yuna. She wants to set me up with her friend and so we decided to do a double. š°: you too? āļø: Yeah that's what I mean by double... š°: who āļø: Her friend Changbin. He's one of Wooyoung's friends too. š°: hm
What did that mean? There were two ends of the spectrum of messaging Jaemin. You either got very short answers like right then, or way too many emojis.
š°: hm š°: works out a lot? āļø: Yeah, him. š°: hm āļø: What does that mean? š°: wouldn't you like to know
You rolled your eyes and waited as the little dots bounced as he typed. Then they would stop, then start, then stop. What the hell was taking him so long.
š°: wouldn't you like to know āļø: You good, fam? š°: yeh, i shall go āļø: You shall? I didn't even say when... š°: when then
"When are you thinking?" You turned to Yuna who was typing on her phone, probably with her guy friend.
"Friday night, 7?" She didnāt even look up from her phone.
"Where?" You got ready to relay the information.
"Uhā¦he told you to pick." She sniggered at something else on her phone, so you went back to yours.
š°: when then āļø: Friday at 7. š°: where āļø: You decide. š°: hmm āļø: Hurry up, I need to keep working. š°: have your computer program decide āļø: I'm coding a program for the periodic table it can't do that.
He was getting on your nerves, and you pondered why the hell you even liked him. For probably everything else but how he texted, but that was beside the point.
āļø: I'm coding a program for the periodic table it can't do that. š°: taeyong's place āļø: That's expensive... š°: so? āļø: Not all of us are financially stable. š°: I...will pay~ āļø: You will? š°: not for him āļø: I'll make sure it's okay...
"Ask him if heās okay going somewhere fancy. Our friend started as a chef at some place called Kwangya, but itās pricey. Jaemin said heāll pay for us." You put your phone down to pull up the website to get an idea of the prices. It wasnāt like a Michelin star-level place or anything, but it was nicer than most college students would usually go for. Looking over the menu you saw the cheapest entrĆ©e was still like twenty dollars.
"Oh shit, that looks good, let me ask him." Yuna leaned in, resting her cheek on your shoulder to look at your screen, then she went back to her phone.
"He said thatās perfect, heāll pay for you he said." Your friend wiggled her eyebrows, and you exhaled through your nose.
āļø: I'll make sure it's okay... āļø: You're in luck. He's in and will pay for me too. š°: no āļø: No? š°: i pay āļø: It wouldn't make sense for you to pay for me and your date... š°: I pay āļø: Okay, whatever, you two can figure it out then... š°: wear pink āļø: That's not your decision. š°: hm
You rolled your eyes; he was so freaking odd sometimesā¦Most times. After all the details got ironed out, you both went back to studying and working before heading your separate ways around four. When you got back to your apartment, your eyes immediately found a foreign pair of shoes by the door. Jisung was always sure to put his on the shoe rack with yours, and Chenleās were simply thrown somewhere on the floor, but these were set nicely by the rack. Who was there? Dolphin laughter could be heard from the living room, and you guessed Chenle had maybe brought someone. Jisung didnāt have too many people he knew past the other six. The rest of their friends would almost all just have their shoes in a pile or would use the rackā¦
"Noona~" Chenle shouted in delight as you came in and you couldnāt hide a smile.
"Hi, Lele."
"Did you get your program finished?" Jisungās much quieter and deeper voice brought your attention as he came out of the laundry room. There definitely was third person there, an unfamiliar bag was resting against the coffee table. Maybe they were in the bathroom.
"Who is here?" you asked and Jisung stiffened, worried you might be upset. Little did he know, you could never be upset with your most precious.
"My friend Felix." Chenle was strewn across your armchair.
"The one from Australia?" You made sure you got it right and he nodded. He was looking at his phone as he typed, a growing look of distaste spreading over his face.
"Whatās wrong?" Jisung asked the other guy, moving to sit back down on the couch, picking up his laptop. You could hear the washer going and you really hoped he didnāt put too much soap in again. As you joined them in the living room, you set your bag down next to the couch and flopped on the opposite end of your roommate.
"Jaemin." Is all he said, and you rolled your eyes, understanding his sentiment. Guess he was being weird with everyone today.
"I hope itās okay, I might have stained the sinkā¦" A deep voice caught you off guard and you turned so fast to see the owner your neck popped. He wasā¦beautiful.
"What do you mean?" You finally registered his comment after a few seconds of staring.
"His pen leaked." Jisung answered and Felix showed you the faded blue stain on his hands.
"Oh, thatās okay." You assured him, still gaping. He came to sit back on the floor at the coffee table and gave you a smile made of sunshine.
"Iām Felix."
"Right, yes, Iām (Y/N)." You introduced and Chenle burst out laughing.
"Youāre going on a double date with Jaemin?" The second youngest looked at you and you groaned, slumping further into the couch.
"Iām not going with him. I set him up with Yuna and she set me up with her friend." You corrected.
"Yuna? Song Yuna?" Felix asked and you nodded as you straightened back up.
"Oh, Iām friends with her too. Who is she setting you up with?" He looked up from the pen that he was holding, probably a little weary it might leak as well.
"Changbin?" When you spoke the name, his face shifted from slight worry of the writing device to an amused look. He sputtered a laugh, and you werenāt sure how to take that.
"You dated Wooyoung right?"
"Yes?"
"Heās going to have a field dayā¦"
"Why?" Was that a good or bad thing?
"Changbinās liked you since before you broke up with Woo." The blonde huffed another laugh as he started to jot down notes from his textbook.
"Seriously? Iāve never even seen himā¦ How did he know about me?"
"You were Wooās background. You might still be, actuallyā¦" He mentioned it so casually, but you were once again shocked. You had broken up like four months prior.
"Sheās Jaeminās background too." Chenle had begun to chew aggressively on some licorice. Your licorice.
"Hey, give that back!" You stood so you could confiscate the candy and he whined pitifully and loudly. Then what he said hit you as you sat back down.
"Iām Jaeminās background?!"
"Itās that picture of when you and Renjun fell in the mud at the park." Jisung finished and you sighed, rolling your eyes. He always had the embarrassing pictures.
"Sheās still Wooyoungās background?" The youngest turned to Felix.
"I think soā¦" The three boys fell back into the lull of whatever they were doing, and you sat and pondered.
"When are you going on the double date?" Jisungās soft voice pulled you from your thoughts.
"Day after tomorrow, why?" You looked up from your phone and he looked deep in thought before he looked at his own phone.
"Just curious. Iām going to Chenleās for a movie marathon."
"Avengers!" the other boy cheered.
"Where are you going?" Felix piped up and you were once again floored by his deep voice, especially with that pretty face.
"Kwangya. Our friend Taeyong just got the position of head chef." you replied.
"Heās such a good cook." Jisung added and you nodded.
"That place is expensiveā¦" the eldest boy was scrolling through his phone, presumably looking at the menu, then he giggled.
"Order the most expensive thing possible if hyung is paying." His mischievous smile was freaking adorable. You snapped, and pointed at him, "sure thing."
"Oh my god, I am so freaking excited." Yuna bounced as she leaned over your vanity, putting her lipstick on. Since Jaemin had told you to wear pink, you had your friend do so instead. Her dress was light pink with plum blossoms printed over the fabric, the tight dress ended about midthigh and had an asymmetric over-the-shoulder top. You were a bit worried about her walking in the tallest heels she owned, but she liked being near the same height as her date. She had her hair up in a curled ponytail and long pink crystal earrings. You had already gotten ready and had a natural makeup look on with pretty much just mascara, eyeliner, and lipgloss. Your dress was a deep purple with a high keyhole style top. There was a belt around the upper part of your waist and as the dress flowed down the purple faded into black at the end of a circle skirt. Your tallest heels were barely even heels, but they were black, and you had dark sheer tights on as well. Your black metallic hoops matched the bangle you had on your left wrist and the rings on your index and ring fingers of your right hand. Your hair was tied back and flowed down your back in loose curls. Not normally one for manicures, Yuna had gotten you both press on nails instead and yours were almond shaped, simply black with silver accents. Hers were the same pink as her dress with cherry blossoms. She couldnāt find plum blossoms, but most people didnāt know the difference anyway.
"I hope he meets your expectations." You huffed and she rolled her eyes.
"Girl, I know what he looks like, I couldnāt care less about his personality. I even broke out my fancy panties." She smiled and for some reason this really bothered you. You honestly didnāt know if Jaemin was the type to sleep with a girl on the first date, he didnāt talk much about his love life around you. You shifted on your feet, reaching behind you to adjust the band of your bra through the fabric of your dress. Your bra and panties were somewhat plain, just black with a little bit of lace. It didnāt matter anyway. Even if you really liked Changbin you werenāt going to bed him on that first date. Unless he was likeā¦really freaking hot, which was a possibility. For some reason though, even thinking about it made you feel guilty. The thought of Yuna sleeping with Jaemin made you feel even worse, and you tried to ignore it.
"Is my makeup okay?" She shoved her lipstick back in her little bag, white with a gold chain.
"Yes. Mine?" She looked over your face quickly and clicked her tongue.
"Of course. Whyād you even ask?" She grumbled and you giggled as she fixed a few stray hairs, then you went out to your living room to wait. Jisung had left only about fifteen minutes prior, peeking his head into your room to say buy. He got a faint dusting on his cheeks seeing you all pretty and dressed up and he mumbled something as he left. Not even two seconds after you sat in your armchair, your phone went off.
š°: Here āļø: The restaurant? You're like twenty minutes early. š°: your building āļø: Oh, I thought we were meeting there? š°: coming up
You shook your head; he had been acting weird the last few days and you wondered why he even agreed to this whole double date. He didnāt seem particularly into itā¦ When your door buzzed, you didnāt even get up as you heard him keying in your door code.
"He knows your code?"
"They all do. They tend to come here when they are drunk." You shrugged, still looking at your phone. You had been scrolling through your pictures and deleting everything of you and Wooyoung. It still irked you a bit that you might still his phone background, but you werenāt going to tell him to take it off, what if it wasnāt? You werenāt sure if he knew about your date with Changbin either, and you hoped your past relationship didnāt come up. When Jaemin finally entered, you heard him coming down the hall, evidently still in his shoes. You were going to scold him when he finally came into view, but your words fizzled out. Fuck. He was wearing a white blazer over a black dress shirt. Said shirt was unbuttoned at the top, not starting till a little above the end of his sternum. A tie was tied around his neck loosely, the two ends tucked into his shirt, highlighting the exposed skin. His slacks were black as well as his shoes, and his silver-colored hair was styled up just enough to stay out of his eyes. When your eyes met his after you had scanned his outfit, the look was so intense it made you flinch.
"Fuck." Yuna whispered and you cleared your throat, standing and grabbing your bag.
"Ready?" he asked, forcing his gaze away from you. His face softened into a cocky smirk as Yuna came to stand with you.
"Yuna, right?" He scratched his neck casually and she nodded, giving her best smirk.
"Yes. Everyone knows who you are Na Jaemin." She finally stepped up to him and linked her arm around his.
"Letās go." You forced a smile onto your face and led them out of the apartment so you could head to the restaurant. As they flirted in the elevator, it was like you could only kind of hear them, your ears ringing like you had gotten hit in the head.
"Is Changbin meeting us there still?" you asked Yuna, and she nodded.
"He should get there around the time we do." Leading them to the small parking garage next to your building, you get in the car and wait for the other two. Jaemin held the door open for your friend and she got into the back where he joined her. You felt more like a chauffeur like that, but you just swallowed down the bitter thoughts and left the garage to head the right way. When you arrived, the valet took your vehicle and there was a guy waiting outside near the door. He was short for a man but still a bit taller than you, and holy fuck was he built. He had a white button down on, the buttons struggling to contain him. A black vest struggled over the shirt as well, and his black tie rested perfectly on his chest. The sleeves were half rolled up near his elbows, his forearms on display. A thick black watch drew your gaze to his hands, a simple silver band on his index finger. His slacks, also black, hugged his thick thighs wonderfully and you wondered if they would split from the strain if he moved the wrong way.
"Woah." He whispered, recognizing your presence when Yuna shouted his name. He came to stand in front of you, his gaze was scanning but polite. You watched carefully as his eyes trailed over your face and neckline, before quickly jumping to your waist and legs.
"Youāre even more beautiful in person." He smiled and your face warmed. He took your smaller hand in his where it was rested on your bag, bringing it to his face and placing a light kiss on your knuckles. You heard Jaemin scoff lightly, and you chose to ignore it, focusing on the man before you.
"Letās go in, Iām starved." your friend groaned dramatically and Jaemin held the door open for her, very pointedly letting it go when Changbin followed. That gave him the opportunity to hold it open for you though, and you nodded in thanks with a smile as you entered the restaurant.
"We have a reservation for seven." Yuna leaned against the podium where the host was as she typed into the tablet.
"Name?"
"Song."
"For four?"
"Yep."
"Please follow me." She grabbed four menus and led you into the establishment to a table in the back corner. The place was busy, but thanks to the ritzy environment, it wasnāt overly loud. The black and white dĆ©cor and furniture were accented with different kinds of plants and other green things. Jaemin moved to sit down, pulling the chair next to him out. You waited for Yuna to sit but Jaemin was staring at you. Changbin shot Jaemin a look you didnāt notice, but your friend did. Changbin did much the same, sitting across from you and casually pulling the chair back with one hand for his friend. Your guy friend rested back in the chair nonchalantly, holding the menu in his hand on his lap, slinging his arm around the back of your chair. You didnāt even react, too busy looking over the menu, but the other two sure did.
"Order whatever you want, pretty girl." Changbin smirked when you glanced over your own menu at him, his resting on the table. You couldnāt help but marvel at his arms where they rested over the menu. His black hair was parted asymmetrically, his bangs brushing over his eyebrows. He was very handsome, in a more masculine way than Jaemin, who was more pretty.
"Are you sure?" you asked, Felixās words flashing in your mind; you wanted to make sure.
"Of course." He smiled, looking back and you nodded, ignoring the numbers listed by each meal.
"Hello, Iāll be taking your order today." The waitress had come over and bowed slightly, ready to get your drinks. You simply ordered a water, not feeling like alcohol. Yuna did order a glass of wine, one that Jaemin picked out. He knew jack about wine, but he acted like he knew his stuff, he didnāt even drink. His order was simply for a Coke and Changbin ordered some kind of soda-liquor mix.
"Is this on two tickets orā¦" The waitress started.
"Two, me and her." Changbin nodded at you and before the waitress could start writing, Jaemin piped up.
"One, actually." You turned your head to look at him in shock and Yuna smiled coyly, resting his chin on her interlinked fingers. She hummed and Jaemin hadnāt even looked up from his menu but to meet your glance.
"I suggested the place, might as well. Tell Chef Moon Jaemin is ordering, so he better cook it really~ good." He smiled at the waitress, and she flushed a bit at the smolder, but nodded and headed off. His arm was still on the back of your chair, and you glanced at Yuna who bit her lip as she looked over the man next to you.
"What are you thinking of getting?" you asked your date and he hummed, flipping to the other side of the menu.
"The cream pasta looks good, but I donāt know if I would want chicken or shrimp." Changbin hummed, then looked up at you with a smile, "what about you, (Y/N)?" The way he said your name made your heart thump, was he normally so sweet or was he playing it up?
"She wants the lobster." Jaemin didnāt even look up from his menu and you glared at him. He wasnāt wrongā¦you loved it even if you didnāt get to eat it very often.
"Itās not even on the menu today." You tried not to snap at him.
"I think Iāll get the cream pasta with shrimp." You decided.
"Perfect." Changbin smiled and when the waitress came back with your drinks, your date ordered for both of you.
"Give me the steak." After Jaemin ordered, he took his menu and yours to hand them to the waitress. Yuna hummed, giving you a look, and ended up getting some kind of fish. When your guy friend ordered you grimaced. He knew you didnāt like beef, even just the smell bothered you. Though, if he was paying, especially with the prices being so high, you wouldnāt say anything.
"I know we donāt know each other super well yet, but youāre too good for Wooyoung." Changbin started and you gave him a shocked look. Yuna looked surprised at the comment as well and Jaemin huffed in what seemed like agreement.
"W-what do you mean?" you asked.
"This is the kind of place to go to. A beautiful restaurant for a beautiful girl. Let me guess, your first date was at an amusement park?"
"W-wellā¦yes. We were first years in college thoughā¦"
"Still, youāre a lady not a middle schooler." He shook his head and you flushed some at the comments. You didnāt see yourself as a lady, but it made you feel special.
"Lady, huh?" The guy next to you kind of scoffed and you rolled your eyes. What was his deal?
"Sheās more of a lady than this one thatās for sure." Changbin jutted his thumb at Yuna who sent him a scalding look.
"Fuck you, Bin."
"I would rather you didnāt." He smirked, turning the look to you. Letting out a small chuckle, your cheeks felt even warmer, the ice water a nice contrast as you took a sip. Focusing on the older man, you two passed likes and dislikes back and forth, just getting to know each other. You werenāt sure what the other two were discussing, but you could feel the tension leave Jaemin slowly. Yuna was batting her eyelashes every once in a while, and you had a feeling her heeled foot was brushing over his shin, if not higher. You tried not to think about it, going back to your date. When the food finally came, you smiled at how good the food looked and smelled. Luckily, your food more or less blocked the scent of Jaeminās steak. As you twisted the pasta around on your fork against your spoon, as you went to bring it to your mouth, you noticed Changbin hold his own up.
"Cheers?" He smiled and you giggled, bumping your pasta swirl against his, then eating it. It really was so good, and you could tell it was definitely Taeyongās.
"I was surprised I couldnāt hear you from the kitchen." A familiar voice chuckled, coming up to the table."
"Hi, Taeyong-oppa." You smiled at his comment to Jaemin.
"Hyung~" He cooed and you both huffed.
"I didnāt know you were going to be here too, (Y/N)." He glanced at the other two, "Youāre Yuna, right?"
"Sure am." She seemed to be in a flirty mood, her tone was still lilted.
"You areā¦" He pointed to the other guy.
"Seo Changbin." He nodded respectfully.
"Double date?" Taeyongās gaze moved to you, and you nodded. He simply hummed before his gaze met Jaeminās.
"Enjoy the food, Iāll make sure you get a discount." He bowed and then left and Yuna watched him leave.
"Oof."
"Really?" You deadpanned; she was literally on a date with Jaemin.
"I need to go to the bathroom, come on (Y/N)." She got up, grabbing her bag and you did the same to follow her. You really didnāt understand why girls always went to the bathroom together, but you would literally just follow along. When you got in there, another woman was just leaving, but otherwise it was empty. Yuna went to look in the mirror, pulling her make up bag out to touch up her eye makeup. You rested your back against the counter, it seemed neither of you actually had to go.
"Sorry that Jaemin is being weird." You grimaced a bit, your mouth going straight.
"Well, itās obvious he is here for you soā¦" She didnāt seem bothered at all.
"W-what?"
"Oh, please, girl. Itās obvious heās jealous and just came so you he could keep an eye on Changbin. Iām more here to help you not be too uncomfortable, itās just a bonus I get to flirt with Na Jaemin." She started to put on more lipstick, but realized she still had to finish eating, so that wouldnāt make sense.
"Y-you think?" You turned to look at her and she scoffed playfully.
"Here, Iāll play it up and see what he does." She got everything back into her bag and you both went back to the table. You had no idea what those two had been doing or talking about, but the tension was thick. After you sat down, the mood lightened, and a smile came back to Changbinās face.
"Here, have more of the shrimps." He picked a few off of his plate to give to you before you could protest. Shooting Yuna a look, she winked, and stabbed a piece of fish with her fork, holding it up to Jaemin. She hummed and you made sure not to watch, so you missed his side look at you. The small talk continued with your date, and it seemed as Yuna notched up her flirting, so did Jaemin. You two werenāt so forward, keeping it more innocent.
"Oh, here." You noticed he had some sauce on his cheek, too far away for his tongue to reach. You grabbed your napkin and dipped it in your water so you could get it off. He smiled and the warm look made your face heat, and you sat back all the way down. You yelped when Jaemin curled his ankle around the leg of your chair and hauled you closer to him so he could whisper in your ear.
"The hell are you doing?" His tone was sharper than you had ever heard from him.
"What do you mean?" Your tone hardened as well. He simple glared down at you and you scoffed, aggressively yanking your chair back to where it was, resting your chin on your palm, closing yourself off from him.
"Sorry, heās being a dick." you whispered to Changbin, but he didnāt laugh, just sent a look at the other man.
"Whatās your deal?" He shot at Jaemin whose face immediately lost its flirty grin. He could be really freaking scary when he wantedā¦.same thing with Chenle.
"I just have a problem with people who donāt know their place." He rose an eyebrow and you swallowed hard. You really wanted the chocolate lava cake on the dessert menu, but you were getting fed up. He offered to pay for everyone, so you stood and aggressively slung your bag on your shoulder.
"Letās go Yuna. He can get home on his own." She immediately followed you and you stopped, looking at Changbin.
"I had fun with you, Iām sorry heās being such a douche. Iāll get your number from Yuna." You smiled, giving him a slight bow and he nodded, watching in shock as you both left.
"(Y/N)!" Jaemin shouted after you and you just picked up the pace. Yunaās heels clicked on the tile of the restaurant floor and then on the concrete as you left. Tears were pricking at your eyes, the warm drops cold in the blowing wind.
"Hey, you okay?" She stopped you, noticing your face starting to get blotchy.
"Heās a fucking jerk." You sniffed and she sighed.
"Hey, Iām not mad, I wasnāt expecting the world from the date-"
"Not that, how he was with Changbin. If what you said it trueā¦" You licked your lips, and she wrapped her arm around your shoulder.
"The reason it hurts so much is because you like him. Itās hard to see someone act like a dick when you think highly of them." She informed wisely as you both waited for the valet to get your car. You wished you parked down the road so at least you could get away faster. Waiting outside meant there was the possibility of Jaemin getting to you before you could leave. Speakā¦well, think of the devil, and he shall come.
"(Y/N)!" He had pushed the door open so hard; the thick plexiglass wobbled a bit in the metal frame. You groaned and told Yuna to take your car back and began to storm down the sidewalk toward your building.
"Fucking- (Y/N), wait!" He dashed past your friend, and she knew your shorter legs wouldnāt get you far if he was going that speed. As he caught up to you, you almost took off your shoes so you could start running. You tried to not wipe at your eyes, your mascara was waterproof, but your eyeliner would probably smudge.
"(Y/N)!" Jaemin finally reached you, his hand wrapping around your wrist, and he halted you in your tracks. Why was he so freaking strong? When you tried to get away, he pulled you even closer, holding both hands to his chest.
"Let go!" You were full on crying, and he was a bit shocked at this. He did as you asked and you were going to turn around and keep going, but a car, your car, pulled up next to you. Yuna got out, handed you your keys and you went to get in. Before either of you could say anything, Jaemin grabbed the keys himself and went to the driverās side. You scoffed as he shut the door but got in the other side.
"Can you get home?" you asked her, and she nodded, waving you off.
"Changbin will get me home." You nodded and got into your car; it was a bit weird riding in the passenger seat. The ride back was silent, tension rising in the car fast, and you tried rolling the window down. Didnāt help, just made more noise. You rolled it back up, the seal making a āshunkā as it closed. You licked your lips, just watching out the window. No words were said as he parked in your spot in the garage. You wanted to fester a bit in the car, but he pulled your door open and stared you down, prompting you to get out. You slammed the door shut and stomped forward past him to get into your building. You keyed in your code to the side door and didnāt even hold the door open for him. You could hear him following you though and he did all the way up to your apartment. Your door slammed shut and you both stood in the entryway, panting. Sighing, you toed the straps of your shoe and kicked them off, storming further into your place. It seemed he had done the same and was hot on your heels. As you left the entry hall and started to head into the living room, Jaemin grabbed your wrist, and you yelped as he yanked you. You found your back to the wall, halted just right so your head didnāt bang into it. His hand slammed against the wall, pinning you in, the other one still holding your wrist. You gaped at him with wide eyes, your hand held up and against the wall as well. He was PISSED. He didnāt get mad like that too often.
"What the hell is your problem?" You tried to psych yourself up, feeling incredibly small. Not only did his harsh gaze make you shrink in on yourself, but he was also bigger than you really realized. Taller and broader, he fully surrounded you. He scoffed, looking away and you sneered. He finally turned back to look at you.
"Are you really that dumb?" His tone pierced you and tears came back, frustrated and hurt.
"What?" Your voice was quiet, you face had fallen flat. Jaemin licked his lips again, biting his bottom lip before pressing both together hard. His eyes met yours and your breath hitched.
"You seriously, of all people, asked me to go on a double date with you, but you were there for someone else?" His face was close to yours; he was so close in general that you had to tilt your head to meet his eyes.
"Then, you showed up looking like that, but it wasnāt for me." He motioned with his head down, and you shuffled. Jaeminās leg had shifted closer, his knee touching the wall.
"You even went so far as to flirt with another man in front of me." His words made you look back up to him from where you had been looking at his leg between yours.
"Whatās it to you!?" You countered, trying not to move too much, he was so close, "why do you care?"
"I care because I love you, and youāre supposed to be mine!" He finally got it out. All of the fight left you and you simply gaped at him like a fish. Jaemin swallowed, not sure how to take your reaction.
"You love me?"
"Yes!" The hand pinning yours up pulled away, so your arm came down to rest limply at your side. Jaemin then rested it on your elbow, the hand on the wall shifting so his forearm was pressed against the surface. His forehead met his arm, the side of his jaw pressing against the top of your head. Your eyes couldnāt help but fall to the swath of skin revealed by his open shirt, it was right in front of you after all.
"I really wish I could have done this differently." His voice was quiet, the sharpness gone, and he spoke right into your ear. The sound seemed to rumble through you, and you didnāt know his voice could get that deep.
"Love?" You finally managed to get out and he huffed, pulling back enough that you could see each otherās faces. Jaemin brought his hand to his tie, and despite it being loose already, he loosened it further and just took it off. The fabric floated to the floor, and he took another step back so he could take off the blazer without hitting you. As he shed the garment, he continued to move away, throwing the jacket down. He turned away from you and you slumped further against the wall, watching as he rolled his sleeves up, so they bunched above his elbow. You couldnāt help but stare at his revealed forearms, a watch gracing his left wrist. On his right hand sat the ring he and all your friends shared. You had one even, but you kept in your jewelry box and only wore it when you were all together. The more you looked at Jaemin, like really looked, he had gotten way more muscular than you even realized. He caught you staring and in any other circumstance he would have smirked, but he just huffed, nearly scoffed.
"My eyes are up here, (Y/N)." He clicked his tongue and he started to walk back toward you. He had put his left hand in his pocket, the right held up with one finger out, and he poked you hard on the forehead. You flinched and yelped when your head hit the wall. Jaemin sighed, letting his arm fall and putting his other hand in his pocket as well.
"You really had no idea?" The question was unexpected, and you honestly had trouble thinking about what he meant, still out of it.
"No idea about what?" You shook your head, trying to get your bearings and he sighed dramatically, a slight whine in the sound.
"Me loving you, dummy." You blinked in response.
"N-no?"
"Well?"
"Well, what?"
"What about you?"
"About me, what?" He groaned in frustration and sighed really hard again.
"Do you like me back at least?" He finally decided to be direct. You simply blinked and he shook his head a bit.
"Iām going home-" He backed up and moved to leave, but you stopped him, gently wrapping your hands around his elbow.
"Wait." Your voice was so quiet he almost didnāt hear, but he halted immediately. His back was to you, so you stepped closer and wrapped your arms around his middle, laying your cheek on his back.
"Iā¦I think I love you too." You truly didnāt know for sure, never really feeling that way. You were still in denial about having feelings for him at all only an hour ago.
"You think?"
"I really donāt knowā¦Iāve never felt this way before-" Jaemin pulled away from you roughly, but then turned to you, his hands on your jaw. When you opened your mouth to continue, his lips met yours instead, swallowing the start of your next words. Honestly? Best kiss you ever had. You didnāt know if it was because Jaemin and you liked him so much, or if he was just good at it. With a whine, you brought your own hands to his, lightly gripping his wrists. Jaemin pulled back, his expression still intense but in a much different way.
"Tell me now if you donāt want to go beyond kissing, because I need to know beforeā¦" He drifted off, his eyes still pinned to your lips.
"Y-you can do what you want." Your words were shaky, along with your body, but it was more nervous excitement than anything.
"Yeah?" You hummed in response and that same cocky grin you were so used to spread over his stupidly attractive face.
"Donāt tell me that, love, Iāll hold you to it." He had leaned in as he spoke, his lips softly brushing over yours.
"Please." You nearly keened and he kissed you again. It was rougher than the last one, deeper, his hand wrapping around your ponytail and digging into your hair. He tilted your head to get a better angle. His other hand started at your waist before sliding down the sleek material of your dress till it landed on your butt. He squeezed and you gasped, allowing his tongue to slide into your mouth. Your head was swimming, and you werenāt sure if it was from lack of air or just how good it felt to have his tongue tasting yours. When Jaemin finally pulled back, you whined at the loss which made him chuckle.
"Come here, love." His arm wrapped around your waist, the other going to the back of your thigh, picking you up with ease. You whimpered, wrapping your legs around his waist and you kissed over his neck and collarbone as he headed down the hall to your room. Luckily Jisung was at Chenleās, and little did you know, it was because Jaemin had told him, "if this night goes according to plan, you will not want to be at home." And while the plan hadnāt gone exactly as Jaemin planned, the end result was the same. Your door was closed but not set in the frame, so he was able to kick it to get it open. It swung hard and slammed into the wall, luckily there was door stop, and he kicked it closed as well. When he got close enough, he literally dropped you on the bed. You bounced with a yelp, and you stopped as you tried to steady yourself, your eyes drawn to him. With rapt attention, you watched as he deftly unbuttoned the rest of his shirt and untucked it, throwing it harshly to the floor. As he continued, the smirk on his face grew more and more devious, his confidence growing a little too much from your stare.
"Wanna touch?" He teased as your eyes traced every line and ridge of his torso. Without thinking, you nodded, and he laughed. The noise snapped you out of the trance, and you frowned.
"Jerkā¦" You mumbled and he chuckled, stepping forward slowly, prowling. His right hand gripped his belt and the waist of his pants, and when he was close enough, his hand went to your chin to tip your head. Jaemin crooked his eyebrow, and you wilted a bit under the look, more nervous excitement buzzing through you. When he stepped back, your eyes went to the hand on his belt and watched as he undid his belt, pulling it out of the loops with a snap and it clattered to the floor. Your mouth watered, and he tried not to laugh, "Your eyes are gonna burn holes through me." You flinched back, purposefully looking back to his face.
"Look all you want, love." he said, the smirk coming back. So, you did. Your eyes zeroed in on his hands, he first removed his watch, letting it clatter onto the floor as well. Same thing with his ring, he didnāt want the others having any part of this, even if it was through the friendship ring. Next, and you werenāt sure if he actually did it slowly or it played in slow-motion through your eyes, but he undid the button on his slacks, and they fell. You gasped, he did still have his underwear on, but he was just that much closer to being bare before you.
"You have too many things on." He decided and strode forward, falling to his knees at the foot of the bed where you sat. His hands went to your hips and pulled you all the way forward so hard and fast, you fell, back hitting the bed.
"Are these those tights that donāt tear?" His question threw you off a bit.
"Uh, no they were like a few dollars-" RIP. He just tore them right at the seam of the crotch.
"Jaemin!" You scolded by he ignored you; finishing ripping them and then pulled the pieces off. He could have just pulled them off normallyā¦ When the scraps were discarded, he flipped the end of your dress up, exposing your black panties and your face flushed as he just stared.
"D-donāt stare like that!" You covered your face with your hands then practically screamed when he unexpectedly buried his face between your legs.
"J-Jaemin!" You yelped, his tongue brushing harshly over the fabric, tasting your wetness though the material.
"Fuck~" He cooed at your taste, and you were extremely grateful he didnļæ½ļæ½t tear your panties off as well. What you didnāt notice though was that he pocketed them as his mouth met your bare cunt. Your back arched, breath leaving you, his tongue delving into your core. Jaemin let out an obscene groan as your walls clenched around his tongue and you whimpered. Why was he being so freaking noisy? Again, a startled yelp escaped you when his hands grabbed your thighs, roughly holding your legs open, preventing your hips from moving. It seemed he planned ahead because when he sealed his lips around your clit and sucked, your entire body jerked, the air leaving you.
"Jaemin! Wait, fuck-" You sucked air in harshly, the rising pleasure so intense and before you knew it, with one last flick of his tongue, you fell of the edge. He moaned as you whined, his voice fading into a low chuckle as your orgasm ebbed. Falling boneless onto the bedding, he got up from the floor and cooed at you.
"Oh, sweet love~" His normal playful tone was weaved with heat, his words seemed to rumble through the room. Gently, he helped you sit up, kissing softly at your neck and jaw as he pulled the zipper of your dress down. You let him pull the garment up and off your head, your glazed over expression going straight to his hardening cock.
"So pretty~" Jaemin huffed in delight, leaning over to kiss you again as he unhooked your bra and slung it somewhere to the side. With a mewl, you let him pick you up again to move your further up the bed, laying you down softly and making sure your head was settled on the pillow. His next kisses were incredibly soft, going from your mouth to the crest of your cheek, your jaw, neck, collar, sternum, the swell of your breast, then his mouth sealed over your nipple. It made you shiver, but he quickly moved on, kissing to the other side, and licked over your other nipple.
"Jaemin~" You whined, needing more. He smiled, not a smirk, going back up and kissing your forehead. The man laughed when your arms lazily wrapped around his neck, trying to get him closer to kiss him again. Instead, he let you kiss over his face, his hands going to your hips and adjusting you so your legs wrapped around his waist. When he grinded his still covered hard-on into your bare core you let out a low whine.
"I need you to let me go so I can get a condomā¦" He laughed when you shook your head no, holding on tighter.
"Okay." He relented, wrapping his arms around you again and you yiped when he easily hauled you up and got of the bed. Holding onto him like a child, he laughed at your antics as he stooped to get his pants and get his wallet.
"You always keep one there?" You grumbled and Jaemin continued to laugh, going back to the bed.
"No, love. I planned ahead~" He let out his characteristic little-shit giggle as he laid you down again, just as softly.
"Hurry!" You wiggled, letting your legs fall so he could maneuver and get his tight black briefs off. Your jaw went slack and the smuggest simper you had ever seen on his face. No wonder he was so freaking confident all the time.
"Iāll fit." He teased and you wanted to get annoyed but was too distracted as he rolled the condom over his cock. You swallowed.
"Youāre sure youāre okay with this?" His hand gently went to your cheek, rubbing his thumb over the soft skin. You turned your head, kissing his palm, and the soft gesture made his smile soften as well.
"Okay, love." Jaemin shifted, lightly gripping your hips and you buried your fingers in his soft silver hair as he brought his cock to your core, stroking it through your folds before starting to ease in. You gasped, trying not to clench too hard. It had not only been a while for you, but he was bigger than you were used to. Your whole body shivered, and you tried to relax and not clench him too much. You watched his brow furrow; you were tight around him and he couldnāt believe he finally got to be inside of you.
"Breathe, love." He smirked, helping you relax as he bottomed out. The walls of your cunt fluttered around his cock, trying to get used to the stretch and you tried to not dig your press-on nails into the skin of his back. He would change that though, planning on having red welts decorating his back when he got done. When he felt you relax more around him, and your body wasnāt as tense, he brought your legs up higher around your waist and gave a very shallow thrust.
"Fuck!" You moaned and Jaemin groaned, starting a slow pace, not wanting to overwhelm you yet.
"J-Jaemin!" You threw your head back after he gave his first hard thrust, nearly pulling all the way out before his hips snapped, carving his shape into your core.
"Oh, love, you feel so fucking good~" He let out a breathy chuckle, sitting back on his heels more, the angle change let the head of his cock hit your sweet spot. With each thrust, he fucked a little noise out of you, every once in a while, it would be his name or nonsense babbling.
"Hold on, love." He grunted, getting up on his knees more, his strong hands gripping your thighs so hard he would leave bruises, and threw your legs over his elbows. Jaemin smirked, rolling his hips and as the head of his cock hit the deepest part of your pussy, you came. It was sudden and your breath halted, and he froze, eyes clenching shut. He wanted this to last longer, and while he knew he could go more than one round, he really wanted to prolong it. You shivered slightly when it was over trying to catch your breath and he groaned, shifting on his knees, and grabbing another pillow to shove under your hips.
"Okay, get ready~" He practically giggled, and he began to fuck you in earnest. Your cunt was sensitive from cumming twice, but it still felt too good, and your mind was starting to fog. Your hands that were digging into the bedding scrabbled, gripping his back, not wanting to tear your sheets. He groaned as the rounded ends of your press-on nail dug into his skin, scratching down and leaving stinging lines all over his back. Jaemin chuckled deeply as you whimpered and moaned.
"Youāre so good for me, huh?" You whined in response.
"Like my cock?" Whine.
"Fuck, I love you so much." He slumped forward, burying his face in the crook of your neck, sucking, and licking at the skin. His thrusts stayed hard, but they lost their rhythm as he got closer to his own release. Your hands moved to around his shoulders, one still scratching up his back, the other in his hair.
"Love~" You mewled, and he huffed, burying his cock as deep as he could and came. Someday, he vowed to feel the raw heat of your pussy around him. Slowly he pulled out and you whimpered, feeling incredibly empty. He realized then that he had only brought one condomā¦
"Great." He grumbled, but when he saw you laying there, eyes unfocused and body limp, he realized that might be for the best. Smiling softly, he leaned down, brushing the sweat-soaked hairs from your forehead and laying a kiss there.
"Be right back, love." Jaemin pecked your lips and got off the bed. You were only semi-conscious as he went and cleaned up. He came back quick, helping you get under the covers, and he turned the ceiling fan on, so you didnāt get too hot. Somehow, you managed to stay awake as he took a cold shower and you mewled for him when he came back.
"(Y/N)~" He cooed dramatically, back to his goofy self. He had put pants back on but left his shirt off, knowing you would ogle him. Giddily, while giggling, he wiggled under the covers with you.
"Youāre coldā¦" You mumbled and he nodded with a hum.
"Warm me~!" He opened his arms to you, and you tiredly shuffled closer and slumped into his hold. You were too tied to really appreciate laying on his half-naked body, and he soothingly pet your hair, nuzzling the top of your head.
"I love you." Jaemin whispered and you mumbled something, and he huffed, "what?"
"Love you too~" Your voice was slurred with sleepiness, and you nearly instantly fell asleep. He soon drifted off as well, but about an hour later, he was awoken by a commotion.
"Noona~!"
"Chenle, wait!" Jisung shouted after him but couldnāt get to him in time as he dashed down the hall and threw your bedroom door open. When all he saw was Jaemin propped up, glaring at him with a lump next to him, the younger stopped dead.
"Get out of there!" The youngest scolded, purposefully NOT looking as he grabbed the other one and hauled him out.
"THEY FUCKED!" Chenle nearly screamed and Jaemin collapsed to the bed with a groan and Jisung dragged him down the hall, trying to get him to shut up. You grunted a bit and Jaemin smiled, you were so cute. Your eyes fluttered open and he smiled warmly.
"Heās so freaking loud." You pouted and he dramatically acted like he had been shot in the heart.
"Oh~ So cute~" He enveloped you into his arms, holding you close and rocking back and forth. It forced a tired giggle from you, and you went limp again when he finally laid still.
"Youāll be my girlfriend." It was more like a statement than a question. You hummed.
"Of course." You ran your fingers over his collarbone, finally getting to feel and see him. Another cocky grin spread over his face as you didnāt hold back, your hands stopping on the waist band of his pants. He smirked, rolling on top of you, making sure you didnāt hold his full weight.
"For now~" You furrowed your brow, wondering what he meant. One day, my wife.
Master-Master List
NCT Master List
#ihavethedreamies#kpop#kpop fanfic#kpop x reader#kpop fluff#kpop smut#x reader#nct x reader#nct dream x reader#nct fanfic#nct dream fanfic#nct fluff#nct dream fluff#nct smut#nct dream smut#nct#nct dream#nct jaemin#nct dream jaemin#na jaemin#jaemin x reader#jaemin fluff#jaemin smut
335 notes
Ā·
View notes
Note
It has already begun!
No offense, but I don't "Underage Sex" won't be the clarification you think it is since that tag can also apply to romance. There's gonna be a lot of confusion about this and people won't know whether to trigger tag for underage if it's an only-romance fic. Not the end of the world, but I would probably reconsider it.
(The comment was deleted a minute after I grabbed it, but it was made by someone with 668 works on AO3. 668! You'd think that after so long on the site, they'd know its rules.)
I second this. I've written a few underage fics where they don't end up having sex until years later, when the character in question is no longer underage. Or there's no sex at all, but a relationship/situationship is still very apparent. But I still tag it because it very much counts as underage, even if no sexual acts occur. This is just going to lead to unnecessary ambiguity and people running into content they don't want to read.
I don't know how helpful the underage change will be since underage *romance* exists as well in a different context and space than underage sex, since the content warning underage felt like an umbrella term for 'underage (relationship of some kind)'. otherwise if nothing really changes besides making the TOS more clear and userfriendly, this seems pretty good
I don't want underage to be changed tho, I like warnings that can accompass for all underage relationships, not just the s*xual part. Otherwise later on if fics have underage relationships w/o s*x, I wouldn't know and it would be a major jumpscare to come upon. It feels really specific and limiting.
I like the changes, but I do want to point out that for the Underage thing, Sex would then just seem to include that and not romance, too; maybe changing it to Non-Platonic Underage Relationships or something along those lines might be better?
And in the next hours and days, there will probably be a lot more stuff from people who haven't the faintest clue why archive warnings exist or how to use AO3 tags.
--
Ooh, anon has brought us the good stuff.
~felt like an umbrella term~
No one cares what it felt like to you! The actual rules have not changed!
134 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Iām not DEAD, Daniel (2904 words) by FeverProject Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Danny Phantom Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Wild (Linked Universe) Characters: Danny Fenton, Wild (Linked Universe), the rest of the LU gang are also there but they arenāt important Additional Tags: This isnāt crack but it sure is silly, very much so for me, Ghost King Danny Fenton, Tired Danny Fenton, Wild (Linked Universe) is a Little Shit, might be ooc hopefully not, Misunderstandings, just a little bit Summary: DPxLU crossover because I couldnāt help myself. Surprised I didnāt do this earlier considering gestures at my everything Wild has an encounter with the Ghost King. It is definitely an experience.
Uhhh fanfic, yeah. Iām going to explode. Art
Enjoy š
ā¼
Wild was bored. Which wasnāt exactly a rare occurrence, but it was one that heĀ hated. It was night time now and he was supposed to be asleep, just like everybody else in the inn. But heĀ wasnātĀ like everybody else, he already slept for 100 years straight, sleeping was only useful to him if and when he wanted to be more healthy. And sleeping every night was generally considered to be healthy, but Wild didnāt care, he needed toĀ move.
Out the window he went, quiet as a mouse. Hopefully no one would notice he was gone, and that he would be back before morning came. But there was an entire forest nearby to explore, and he felt like he could-no, should explore to his heartās content. The wilderness called to him, beckoned him in. Thatās what he kept repeating to himself in his mind anyway, as a way to reassure himself, that as a hero who had saved Hyrule, sneaking out at night and potentially worrying the other heroes wouldnāt be a stupid thing to do. Zelda wouldāve thought otherwise, and he knew that, but tried not to think about it too much.
The forest was mostly quiet, save for things like the chirping of birds and crickets. The faint rustling of trees was like music to his ears. There was a light breeze, which felt nice against his face as he ventured further into the forest. He tried his best to walk in as straight of a line as he could, to more easily find his way back. He really wished his Sheikah Slate worked properly in this time, maps made everything much easier. But then he would have to go searching for those towers, and while as fun as they were to activate, took up far too much time, much more than he and his group were currently willing to spare.
Wild was suddenly on edge. That odd shapeshifting, Lizalfos-looking, portal openingĀ thingĀ was still out there. Not to mention the black-blooded monsters that thing infected. Wild sighed as walked, now paranoid and frustrated. After a few moments of that, he finally gained enough brain cells to figure out that he should probably head back. With another sigh, which was more of a groan, he spun on his heel, turning around to make his way back to the inn.
Soon enough, something in the airā¦shifted, he couldnāt tell what. An oddly familiar yet unnatural feeling enveloped his senses as the sky started to turn into an odd shade of pinkish purple. The few clouds up in the sky, only a slightly lighter shade than the sky itself, swirled around above him, as the space in front of himĀ split. Wild felt his heart drop and his breath leave his body as the rift continued to grow. Green glowing light bleed out from it, lighting up the trees and grass andĀ him. Something was happening, something bad, and it was targetingĀ him. He stumbled back, he had to, he had to get away and yet. And yet. It was calling to him. It was scaring him, the world behind the rift hated and loved him all the same.
Wild had to escape.
Wild tried to breathe, in and out, slowly, calmly, he looked for a way out. Trees, there were only trees and more trees and bushes and grass and evenĀ moreĀ trees-slowly, in and out, his breathing, hisĀ breath. He was alive, and he was going to make sure he would stay that way, bright green portal notwithstanding. The portal was growing bigger, quickly, but not as quick as Wildās mind was when it was panicking. Maybe that meant that panicking was a good thing. Wild almost stopped panicking completely once he realized how stupid that thought sounded. His panic swiftly returned when a white boot stepped out of the portal. When matching white gloves also came out, Wild went to get out his sword and shield, fumbling with his slate as the person emerged from the rift, it closing behind them soon after.
āExcuse me?ā The person asked, their wordsĀ
echoing, despite the conditions for that to logically happen simply not existing here. Wild stiffened, having only gotten his sword out. But he knew deep within his soul that it wouldnāt be very effective against the higher being standing before him. Yet his grip tightened despite that. He wouldnāt run away, not now, he would try his best to fight this being off if he had to. And if that failed, he would retreat, tactically.
The being was dressed in an odd black and white outfit, having tan skin and white hair. Their bright green eyes, glowing body, and their crown that was literally on fire were very clear signs that this person wasnāt anything heās seen before. Not to mention the hovering. And the portal they just came out of. And the weird voice-and Wild needed to start focusing on the situation at hand.
The being raised their hands up defensively, āHey, put down the sword, Iām not looking for a fight,ā they said, āIām just. Looking for someone, yeah.ā
āUh huh,ā Wild dumbly nodded, keeping his eyes on them.
āRight, okay, let me just-ā they looked around, suspicious at their surroundings, ā-okay, donāt tell anyone you saw me, or that you saw this. Actually, it doesnāt matter, forget what I just said.ā
Wild nodded again, watching as a ring of light came out of their waist, enveloping them as they donned a more hylian appearance. They had even odder clothes on in this form, baggy and worn. Their skin was paler and their hair was pitch black. They looked like death in the form of a teenage boy.
āAre you Death?ā Wild asked blatantly. Listen, he was curious, he need to know this. The being raised an eyebrow at him, confusion evident on his face. āLike,ā Wild scrambled to rationalize his less than rational thought process, āI donāt know, you seem scary? And corpse-like? Are you dead? AmĀ IĀ dead-well, no, I canāt be dead, that would be silly, ha. But areĀ you?ā
āWell IĀ amĀ the Ghost King, king of ghosts,ā they said plainly, with a shrug, āNameās Danny, Danny Phantom, and thatās really all you know about that. Listen-ā
āArenāt you like, twelve?ā Wild knew they probably werenāt twelve, but this āGhost Kingā guy looked pretty young.
āWhat? No! Iām notĀ twelve, Iām like-ā they pouted, like a twelve year old, snapping their fingers in thought, āolder than you!ā
āOh yeah, Iām-ā Wild stopped, wondering if it would be smart to tell the Ghost King that heās technically one hundred and seventeen years old. āI am atĀ leastĀ seventeen! And I look like it as well.ā
āYouāre the same height as me.ā
Wild looked at the ghost, glared at them, walking a bit closer to them. He placed his hand on top of his head and moved it forward, towards the Ghost Kingās head. His hand brushed against their hair, but it clearly didnāt reach the top of their head. Wild grinned, well, wildly at the sight of being taller than them. They looked unimpressed.
āYouāre the one acting like a twelve year old you know,ā Danny scoffed, pouting.
āSays the pouter.ā
āLook, can you just help me find this guy, since youāve clearly calmed down now.ā
āAnd why should I?ā
āIāll make your afterlife terrible otherwise.ā
āFine, Iāll help,Ā gosh,ā Wild was probably going to help anyways, he liked helping people. He just wanted to be annoying. āSo, who and why?ā
āGreat! So, Iām looking for this guy named Link,āĀ oh no, āClockwork-heās a time ghost, donāt worry about him-told me that he was hoping around other times with other guys also named Link.ā
āI donāt believe you.ā
āWell-okay,Ā youāreĀ annoying so Iām just going to ignore that-ā
āTime isnāt real.ā
The two stared at each other, and Wild both wanted to punch himself in the face, and thought he was the funniest man alive. Danny seemed to think the same way too, with their bewildered expression suddenly turned into one holding back a lot of laughter.
āAl-alright, that was good Iāll give you that,ā they chuckled, āAnyways, Iām looking for this specific Link because theyāre supposed to dead, and Iām supposed to like-do something about that. I think I have a picture of this guy that Clockwork gave me, hold on.ā They stuffed their hand through theirĀ goddess forsaken chest, and rummaged around like their own body was a mere storage container. Wild was instantly jealous of them. Sure he had his Sheikah Slate, but it wasnāt a part of hisĀ body.
Wait, Danny had a picture of him. Oh no, they were going toĀ killĀ him. He didnāt need them to say word for word that they were going to kill him, but Wild didnāt know what else they could do to him. He needed to be on his toes and hone his quick reflexes in order to survive this ordeal.
āAnnnd-nope, thatās my thermos-here it is!ā They pulled out a piece of folded paper, and just as they started to unfold it, Wild snatched it from their hand and shoved it into his mouth.
āWha-WHY DID YOUĀ DOĀ THAT?!ā Danny shrieked, hands on the side of his head, horrified.
āāCause,ā Wild responded in a muffled voice, chewing the paper. Tasted inky.
āOkay, you are definitely the weirdest person Iāve ever met, an I know a ghost who whole personality isĀ boxes, just boxes. Actually, I donāt think heās that weird compared to some other fruitloops I know of-but that doesnātĀ matter, spit that out!ā
āNo.ā
āYou are acting like a twelve year old-no, even twelve year olds wouldnāt do this, youāreĀ five.ā
Wild gasped, photo smushed to the side of his mouth, in between his cheek and teeth so it wouldnāt fall out.
āYouāre just mad Iām right.ā
āNah uh!ā
āThen how about you spit that out, like a normal, seventeen-youāre seventeen right?ā Wild nodded, āRight, like a normal seventeen year old would, or Iāll phase it out of your mouth byĀ force.ā Wild did not like sound of that. So he spit out the photo, the slobbery mess falling onto the grass. Even Wild was grossed out by what he had done. Danny clearly was.
āYouāre going to have to unfold that yourself, Iām not touching that,ā Danny looked sick.
āYeah, thatās fair, Iāll do that,ā why wasnāt the paper metal, then he could use his Sheikah Slate to pick it up. Good thing he had some spare gloves stored in it, so it was fine, itāsĀ fine. He started to unfold the paper, Danny peering over his shoulder, both with matching disgusted expressions. Wild was right about the contents of the drawing. His face, blast scars and all, was right there. Wild looked at Danny. Danny looked at him. Wild wanted to punch them in face and run off, but theyĀ areĀ a ghost. But Wild still slowly raised his free hand into a fist, retaining eye contact.
Danny began to speak, āSo-ā Wild swiftly punched them in their face, and skittered backwards, trying to look for a way back to the inn safely. The ghost had stumbled back, clutching their face in pain.
āHuh, so youĀ canĀ punch ghosts,ā Wild noted.
āYou can definitely punchĀ thisĀ ghost,ā Danny rubbed their hurt nose, āDidnāt even get me a chance toĀ speak.ā
āPlease donāt kill me.ā
āIām not going toĀ killĀ you, thatās not what Iām here for.ā
āOh.ā
āBet you feel stupid now, donāt ya?ā
āA little bit, yeah.ā
Danny sighs, pinching their nose, not in pain this time, but annoyance. āSo,ā they started again, āwhat Iām trying to do is get you on the āSupposed to be Dead but Came Back Anywaysā census. Basically, the nameās a work in progress.ā
āAndā¦Iām supposed to do something about it?ā
āKinda? Look, just sign here, and Iāll get out of your hair.ā They pulled out another piece of paper out of their chest, with already had a few other names on it in neat little boxes. Wild couldnāt read any of those names, but Danny probably could.
Wildās face scrunched up, trying to think about what he should do next. They hadnāt really explained their reasoning for any of this, so he still didnāt trust them too much. Maybe thisĀ wasĀ some elaborate ruse to kill him.
āWill me signing this ācensusā give me any benefits-will it giveĀ youĀ any benefits?ā Wild pointed accusingly at Danny.
āWell, are you dead?ā
Wild groaned, āIām notĀ DEADĀ Daniel,ā Wild threw his hands into the air in frustration, āJust use your stupid ghost words to explain to me what I need to do andĀ why.ā
āOkay,ā Danny squeaked out, āBut first off, nameās just Danny.ā
āUh huh.ā
āAnd secondly, Iām doing this because thereās a bunch of ghost legal jargon where your name was already listed on both the ādead,ā and then also the ānot deadā list after you came back to life. You signing this will help fix that.ā
āā¦Arenāt I time traveling right now?ā
āYes, but itās still good to note down who had came back to life.Ā PleaseĀ just make my life easier, this isĀ themost stress inducing part of my job Iāve ever done.ā
Wild was starting to feel a bit bad now. So now, with a better understanding of the situation, he took the paper from Dannyās hands.
āHereās a pen to write with,ā Danny gave him a pen from their chest.
āCan all ghosts store stuff in their bodies?ā Wild asked as he wrote down his name in the next free box, adding on his title of āHero of the Wildā in the same box, just to specify things.
āNo, but I sure can,ā they said with a big smile.
āThatās so cool.ā
āI know.ā
The two laughed a bit as Wild returned the paper and pen to Danny.
āWell, sorry for not explaining my motivations fully, Iām a bitā¦tired, ha ha,ā Danny rubbed the back of their neck, clearly embarrassed.
āYeah. Sorry for punching you.ā
āNow Iām going to go take a nap. Or sleep for once.ā A ring of light enveloped Danny yet again, returning him to his more ghostly form. Then he turned around and held out his hand, before cutting the space there, opening the bright green portal.
āSee you in the Ghost Zone, Link! Eventually!ā They waved as they stepped into the rift.
Wild waved back, āThat sounds pretty ominous, but okay!ā Danny laughed at that as he went all the way through, the portal closing soon after. Now Wild was left all alone in the woods.
He needed to get back to the inn.
It took him some time, but he eventually found his way back to the inn. In through the window, as quiet as a ghost, he was back in his room. He flopped down onto his bed, mentally exhausted. He wouldāve rather been bored than have had dealt withā¦whateverĀ thatĀ was. Not really, but Wild was certainly ready to go to sleep now, and pray that he wouldnāt have to meet that Ghost King ever again. Not because he was scared, but because he was a bit embarrassed about what happened. He acted a bit stupid there. But none of that mattered now. All that Wild had to do now, was to sleep.
ć¼
āHas anyone seen the champion yet?ā Time asked, looking over the group that were all hanging around the innās dining room.
āNope,ā Warriors said with a pop, āHeās likely still asleep.ā
āBut IāmĀ hungry,ā Wind whined, āCaptain, doĀ youĀ know how to cook?ā
āI know how to make things edible and nutritious,ā Wars plainly answered, receiving a few groans from various Links.
āWe could just have the food they serve here,ā Twilight suggested.
āChampās better,ā Four retorted.
āHow about we all wait a bit longer,ā Time said, āIt hasnāt even been half an hour since we woke up after all.ā
They all muttered their agreements, and choose to occupy themselves with taking count of their resources for the time being. A few more minutes passed before Legend noticed something.
āHey guys, I think I see the champ coming down right now,ā Legend pointed at the staircase, and the other heroes scrambled to see their resident chef stumbling down the stairs.
āAre you doing alright?ā Hyrule asked.
āYou seem exhausted,ā Sky added.
āYe-yeah,ā Wild yawned, stretching his arms, āGhost problems and all that stuff.ā He set out to make some food for his companions, who were looking at him with confusion and concern.
āGhost problems?ā A few of them asked at once.
āIs this place haunted?ā Wind looked around with an excited grin on his face.
āNope, but I sure got haunted in the woods out there,ā Wild waved in the vague direction of where the forest was, āNow Iām going to make something to eat, want some?ā
Of course they wanted some, food was important. They continued to ask questions about the ghost, but Wild didnāt answer, he didnāt feel like it. Maybe in like, two days he would. But for now, he just wanted to eat some Vegetable Risotto, maybe with a few Endura Carrots thrown in as well. Hopefully, he wouldnāt have to deal with that Ghost King again anytime soon. At least, hopefully not before this time traveling adventure ends.
#linked universe#danny phantom#lu wild#danny fenton#lu x dp#dp x lu#writing fever#art fever#linked universe fanfic#lu fanfiction#dp fanfic#I can do whatever I want itās my birthday(week) š
189 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Gen (non-romantic) fics recs: DC, the Batfamily has Issues
Gen (Non-romantic) Fic recs for @genuaryficrecs (and anyone else who likes good fic)
Fandom: DC, batfam Focus: The Bat family has Issues This is the place for comically bad at communication!batfam, oh gosh you have so many issues (affectionate), trauma, etc. Please assume that every "Why I love it" summary is prefaced with "This is one of my fave DC fics. First, it's very well-written. Second, ". List under the readmore.
I'm a Good Pretender, by shipNslash ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/45598369 ) 7/7 chapters, 40.416 words G, No Archive Warnings Apply Main characters: Dick mostly, and Bruce
Official Summary: āYouāre doing it again,ā Bruce says, tone accusatory. āYouāre faking.ā āItās not faking,ā Dick snaps, a little more aggressive than he means to be. But he doesnāt like that word, doesnāt like the connotations. (Especially when he knows Bruce is lying about something, too.) āThen what is it?ā āItās called being charming and itās nice.ā -_- Dickās mother raised her son to be a star. Dickās father raised his son to be an athlete. Bruce's new ward is charming (manipulative), dedicated (obsessive), and way, way too smart for either of their own good.
Why I love it: This is peak Performer Dick. Smart kid Dick who knows how to make people like him. Hyperactive Dick. And Wet Cat Battinson. Who wouldn't want to see them interact?
Excerpts: "Oh. From the- That is, yes. I'm, uh, I'm Richard's case worker." The boy visibly twitches and she redirects her attention. "Hello, Richard. Are you al- um, How are you feeling?" Alfred almost winces but, instead of withdrawing again or lashing out, Richard does something much, much more distressing. Right in front of Alfred, the boy transforms into someone totally different. His posture shifts, from despondent slackness to a sort of tense hunch, making him look far younger and in much more distress. His expression loses the blankness of shock as his bottom lip wobbles and his eyes well up with big, fat tears. "I wanna go home,ā he cries out. āPlease, I just wanna go home!" - And Dick is glad that this isnāt their first meeting, because Mister Wayne is painfully, intolerably awkward the whole time. He flinches every time someone addresses him, only makes eye contact with the toes of his scuffed converse shoes, and sneaks out the back door halfway through with Mister Pennyworth when he is very obviously losing a battle against an oncoming panic attack. How did this guy survive being famous, Dick wonders, watching him creep back in like he wonāt be noticed if heās quiet enough.
-- By Any Other Name, by ManURonaldo, part of the Like Father Like Sons series https://archiveofourown.org/works/40244490 1/1 chapters, 4.569 words (part of a 55k series) T, Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (brief mention of Jason's mom) Main characters: Jason and Bruce (decent Dick, Steph and Tim presence in the rest of the series)
Official Summary: āHave you seen Bruce recently?ā Dick asks one night. āHavenāt seen Bruce since the last time I saw you,ā Jason responds. He can feel the weight of Timās eyes on him though, and itās grating. āWHAT, Tim?ā āYou saw him last night,ā Tim responds after a moment, flicking his eyes towards Dick. āLiterally last night, man.ā āYeah,ā Jason responds without thinking, because he hasnāt slept in 58 hours, āI saw Batman last night. I havenāt seen Bruce in a month.ā For a moment, thereās complete silence. And then, in an exasperated whisper, Dick says: āwhat the fuck, Jay?ā OR: Jason picks up a little bit more from Bruce than he means to as Robin. It doesnāt go away, not even when heās Hood. OR: Jason watches Bruce. Tim watches Jason. Dick watches Tim. They all need therapy.
Why I love it: I love that one. I love the way it features Identity Issues. The first story in the series is about Jason and Bruce, and following ones are also about Jason's relationships with Dick, Tim, Steph, and the way those different relationships interact. The Tim and Jason part (in the following stories) in particular goes way deeper than the usual dynamic of resentment for taking Robin / for past violence, and looks at why, now, they might or might not like / understand each other. Each of the batfam members is fucked up in different ways, which I love.
Excerpts: Jason is six years old and sometimes he feels like his dad is two different people in one body. Thereās a person in there that loves him and holds him even though heās too big to be held and makes him breakfast in the morning. And thereās another person in there, too, who thinks Jason is annoying and spoiled and always in the way and a problem. There are signs, is the thing: Jason can figure out who heās talking to, if heās quiet enough. Itās about the way the footsteps in the hallway sound, itās about the label on the bottle in his dadās hand. Sometimes when Jason enters a room he makes a noise just to see: if he squeaks his shoe and his dad doesnāt notice, itās his nice dad. If his dad grimaces or glares, itās the dad that doesnāt like him, and Jason needs to leave. Itās all about knowing who heās talking to, Jason learns. If he knows who heās talking to, he can be better about making mistakes.
-- May Tomorrow Never Come, by @lurkinglurkerwholurks https://archiveofourown.org/works/43606872 1/1 chapters, 3.580 words G, No Archive Warnings Apply Main Characters: Jason and Bruce
Official Summary: Jason clawed his way out of the nightmare like a drowning man.
Why I love it: First, I think it is very good, as a fic specifically. All fics live in the soup of canon and fanon facts we absorbed along the way, and you knowing who the characters are and what happens to them in different iterations informs your understanding of them, but this one does it particularly well. Second. It broke my heart. It talks about trust and intimacy and kid/parent relationships and fear and nostalgy and love and. I love it.
Excerpts: The Manor waited outside the door, exactly like it should be. The hallway was quiet and dark, the darkness tight and full, but not scary. He hadnāt been scared here since those first few months, when this place was only a place. He couldnāt be scared at home, no matter how his head spun and his nerves jumped and jittered.
-- Red Letter Day, by @silverwhittlingknife https://archiveofourown.org/works/28988874 9/? chapters, 41,819 words (technically part of a series but can be read as standalone) - WIP, last updated july 2022 G, Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (some oblique references to the blockbuster plotline) Main Characters: Dick
Official Summary: Dick Grayson, stressed pseudo-parent to a preteen assassin, tries to solve the case of Damianās Mysterious Wednesday. He never expected it to help him fix his relationship with Tim, too. (ā¦ Though only after everything fell apart first.) Eventual fix-it for Dick & Timās Red Robin fight, but other rocky relationships - Dick & Jason, Tim & Damian, Damian & Bruce, Dick & Bruce - wow, this family is dysfunctional - might improve too. Eventually. They just have to, yāknow, work through All of Their Issues first. XD
Why I love it: The characterization is delightful. Dick tries to hold the world on his shoulders, scrambling to hold everyone together; he's also very much not perfect, and biaised and petty against specific other people. Jason is an antagonistic asshole but he tries. Tim doesn't understand boundaries but means really really well. They love each other very much but they're afraid and they just talk over / through / just to the left of each other. This is a dumpster fire. Also the end notes of each chapter include interesting tidbits about what is canon (with specific runs/issues) which I personally find super interesting.
Excerpts: This is out-of-character: deliberately unprofessional. And itās definitely deliberate. Dick doesnāt want to second-guess Timās first amicable overture in what feels like years. He catches himself doing it anyway. When Tim was fourteen, the faceplant comment might have been spontaneous - just a wry observation, maybe with a quick grin, sharing the joke. But Timās older now, and a lot more serious. So this casual remark is actually calculated. So what is this? An attempt to recapture an old camaraderie? Or is Tim covering up a bad mood with a chipper attitude? Or is this another manifestation of Timās concern, a test to gauge Dickās mood? Argh. Or maybe Tim is just being friendly, Grayson.
#fic recs#fic rec#comics#dc#batfam#batfamily#batman#genuaryficrecs#shipnslash#manuronaldo#lurkinglurkerwholurks#silverwhittlingknife#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#I have more coming#but for some reason gathering this easy-to-find information on fics takes me a whole lot of time#so I dunno expect the next rec list next year or something
116 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Closet Conversations
Wrote my first fic in 4 years for these two after last week's episode. What would happen if 9-1-1 let Evan Buckley explore what it means to be bisexual (and not by way of hooking up a bunch)
Hope you enjoy!
Six months is a long time to stick around if he thought youād dump him. OR After his boyfriend dumps him, Evan Buckley goes on a date, makes a new friend, has some conversations, and realizes he's queer. Tommy haunts him every step of the way.
***Read on Ao3***
Published: 2024-11-12 Words: 10,599 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Tommy Kinard Characters: Evan "Buck" Buckley, Tommy Kinard, Original Female Character(s), the rest of the 118 also make cameos! Additional Tags: Fix-It, Making Up, Character Study, Post-Episode: s08e06 Confessions (9-1-1 TV), Episode Fix-It: s08e06 Confessions (9-1-1 TV), Getting Back Together, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending, Dialogue Heavy, Post-Break Up
#bucktommy#bucktommy fic#tevan#tevan fic#911 abc#911#911 fic#fix it fic#fix it#911 8x06#911 8x06 fix it#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bucktommy ao3#bucktommy fanfiction#my posts#mine#my writing#character study#getting back together#post break up#happy ending
126 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Shag Lists, Wish Lists and Other Miracles by greenflowerpot
Shag Lists, Wish Lists and Other Miracles (4969 words) by greenflowerpot Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger Additional Tags: tooth aching fluff, So much fluff the honeydukes taffy maker exploded, reformed take Draco, draco Malfoy is down bad and Hermioneās colleague, draco Malfoy has slept around so just be aware of that, but I mean heās a reformed rake so, and also very handsome and an auror so, i mean what else is he meant to do, he does of course fall in love with hermione, as he does in every one of my stories Summary:
Hermione Granger joins the Ministry after a year abroad. Draco Malfoy becomes her friend, then she learns something about him that makes her not want to be his friend, then she plans an office Christmas party.
-
OR: Draco Malfoy, reformed rake simp, holiday edition
77 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
kkob/obkk fic recs
5 kkob fics that are criminally underrated - obv we all love rocks fall; scene end, Kamui Blues, and New Recruit, (if you haven't read those, I highly recommend them) but these works deserve some appreciation too!
kakaobi fluff series by Eye_like_trauma - 6k, ONGOING
G, No Archive Warnings Apply. Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito. Just a lot of fluff, crushes, and pining.
[dove's notes: Every single on of these one-shots is just precious. And also makes me laugh so hard. Peak content for this ship.]
2. Hey, Wouldn't It Be Mortifying If We Both Survived This? by Eye_like_trauma - 4k, COMPLETE
T, No Archive Warnings Apply. Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito, Kakashi & Minato & Rin & Obito. Kannabi fix-it, love confessions, feelings realization, first kiss, fluff and angst, hurt/comfort
Obito canāt hear anything beyond the cave crumbling around them, thousands of tons of rock cascading down and crushing everything it can. Canāt see beyond the dust in the air, the vibrations of the world around him. Couldnāt, anyway, because he can barely keep his eyes open. āItās going to be okay,ā he whispers into Kakashiās hair. He knows Kakashi wonāt hear him. Wouldnāt, even if he were conscious. Thatās okay; the words are as much for him as theyāre for Kakashi. He presses himself closer, focuses on the warmth of Kakashi as the world fades in and out, as every bit of remaining light is snuffed and he can feel debris falling on every side of them, huge and heavy and deadly, if theyāre hit. He canāt feel Kakashiās heart beat past the world falling in on itself, but he tells himself itās there, tells himself thatĀ Kakashiās not dead.
[dove's notes: literally my favorite confession fic. i laughed, cried a little, and felt many fuzzy feelings. bb tsundere kakashi is adorable.]
3. The Things We Found in the Ashes of Our World by shefrommo - 40k, ONGOING
M, Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings. Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito, Sukea/Tobi, strangers to friends to enemies, identity shenanigans
Ironically enough, Kakashi didn't start having treasonous thoughts untilĀ afterĀ he'd already committed treason. __ Or, during a mission gone wrong, Kakashi discovers Obito's alive. He never comes back from that mission. Five years later, Team Seven stumbles across a pair of Akatsuki members--both of whom are working under false identities, both of whom were declared dead years ago.
[dove's notes: Incomplete, but so so good. Tobi and Sukea (and their headspaces) are both very well-written, as is the relationship chemistry. The identity shenanigans are great.]
4. Quiet Revolutions by Anjelle - 68K, ONGOING
T, No Archive Warnings Apply. Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito, Sakumo & Kakashi, Sakumo & Obito. Canon div, dogteeth!kk, Hidden Cloud Village worldbuilding, Identity Shenanigans, Secret Identity, anbu!obito, enemies to friends to lovers
Tensions are running high between Kumo and Konoha. Between the targeting of the Hyuga clan for their Byakugan and an unknown ANBU running interference on missions, their tentative alliance is strained and war is just one slip-up away. Not wanting any part in this, Obito is dragged into it anyway when he's given a mission to find out who instigated the attack. Instead, he gets more than he bargained for when a certain Kumo-nin lies in wait on the other side of Kamui. OR: Due to extenuating circumstances, Kakashi grows up in Kumo and decides that this strange, masked ANBU skulking around his village would make for a fun distraction from his boredom.
[dove's notes: I really enjoyed the dynamics here. obito is bamf but also an idiot. kakashi is bamf but also an idiot. so canon dynamic, pretty much. also identity intrigue, worldbuilding, this fic is full of good stuff.]
5. Truth and what it takes (and what it gives) - 11K, COMPLETE
M, Graphic Depictions of Violence. Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito, TW for mentions of suicide/suicidal ideation, Hurt/Comfort, Blood & Gore
"Kakashi's pupils are wide and fixed, like those of dead animals. The Uchiha has never seen him with that expression before. Obito wonders if heās dreaming it, then he notices the metallic edges around his frame. The sink. A mirror. Heās looking through Kakashiās eyes."
[dove's notes: very good relationship study of obkk during kakashi's anbu era, and the writing style is riveting. Dark, so not for fluff fans.]
#kkob#obkk#kakaobi#obikaka#obito uchiha#kakashi hatake#obkk fic rec#naruto fic rec#obito x kakashi#fanfic rec
117 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Rules and FAQ 2025
Schedule (All dates are 11:59pm EST):
Discord Opens: Jan 31
Sign-ups Open: Jan 31
Nominations Open: Jan 31
Nominations Close: Feb 23
Sign-ups Close: Feb 28
Assignments Out By: March 3
Final Date for Gifts to be In: March 31
Work Reveals (works are anon): April 7
Writer Reveals (anon lifts): April 14
What is this event?
This is a fandom gift exchange for recursive ficā fic of ficā within the MCYT fandom.Ā We are also allowing recursive art and web weaves and podficā art, web weaves, and podfic inspired by fic, art, podfic, and other web weaves!
Gift Minimums:
Fic: 1k words
Art: 1 drawing, completed to a standard you would normally post as āfinishedā
Web Weave: a compilation or collage with a minimum of 10 elements, appropriately sourced.Ā
Podfic: Audio or multi-voice audio of a minimum of 1k words or the complete work, whichever is shorter, edited to whatever level you normally post as finished.
Rules for Participating:Ā
Must join our Discord for communication, and follow all discord rules.
Must do your best to produce a gift that meets the minimum requirements within the time of the event.
Must contact a mod ASAP if you donāt think youāll get your gift out on time or at all, or you want to withdraw
Must request a gift (offer prompts) from at least three source materials and offer to create from at least four source materials.
Any under-18 persons found requesting or offering NSFW content will be banned from this and all future iterations of the exchange.
Because of Tumblr, Ao3 and Discord TOS, you must be 13 or older to participate.
Rules for Creating:Ā
Your gift doesnāt have to contain only the characters requested by your giftee, but it does have to centre on at least one requested character.Ā
Any shipping must be kept to PG-13 levels or below unless your recipient specifically requested NSFW. Any non-requested NSFW is grounds for a ban from this and all future iterations of the exchange.Ā NSFW can only be requested if you are in the 18+ collection.
Respect your giftee's DNW (Do Not Want) list. Any gift found to be in violation of a reasonable DNW is grounds for a ban from future iterations of the exchange.
Dark or Violent themes must be tagged appropriately.
Major Archive Warnings must be opted into. Any non-requested major archive warnings are grounds from a ban from this and all future iterations of the exchange.
Prepare a gift in good faith, attempting to make something your recipient will like. Mods reserve the right to ban people for being an asshole.
No AI-created content.
Links:
All-Ages AO3: [here]
18+ AO3: [here]
A03 exchange signup instructions: [here] [Note: this needs to be modified from last year.]
Apply for an Ao3 account (currently a 10-day waiting list): [here]
Discord: [Here]
Nomination Form: [TBA]
Database of Nominated works: [TBA]
Blanket Permission Statement Database: [link]
If you are not already there, you can add yourself to the Blanket Permission Statement Database here! Just scroll to the bottom and enter the link to your permission statement.
FAQ:
How does a fandom gift exchange work?
People fill out a signup where they offer prompts for gifts they would like to receive, then also offer types of gifts they are willing to make, and then they're matched on Ao3 so everyone gets an assignment to make a gift for another person. All these gifts go into a big collection, and they're revealed when everyone participating has a gift.
How will this event work?
This is a Derivative Works recursive exchange. People nominate fics or art that either have a blanket permission statement (fun database here), or a comment from the author saying that works inspired by their work is okay. Then each work is entered into the official tag set as its own thing you can request. People sign up as they would for a normal exchange, with up to ten of these fic fandoms as being something you are either offering to write for or requesting for your own gift. Once matched, you then write a side story, prequel, sequel, AU, or something else within the universe of that fic.Ā
For example, I had the idea that I really want to see a side story about Etho and Iskall in This Is About A Stuffed Bird, by Bee_4. I will sign up and request that fic as one of my fandoms (and others, you need a minimum of three fandoms), and meanwhile Iām offering to write peopleās requests for This Is About A Stuffed Bird by Bee_4, the trinkets and the treasures we brought back from the crusades by Odaigahara, The Extradition by Onelituli, or The Dollhouse by MawoftheMagnetar.
I will be matched during matching week, we'll have our creation period like is usual for an exchange, and when I post my gift I will be using both the "gift to" function (to my recipient) and the "inspired by" function (to whoever's fic I'm writing something inspired by). Once posted, there will be an anonymous period of the exchange where I get a mystery gift and my gifter gets a gift that is on anon as well, and then all will be revealed a week later.
The author I want to make fic for isn't on the database, what do I do?
In that case, you would check to see if the author has a listed permission statement that isn't in the database (this is normally under the "bio" section of an author's profile on Ao3). If they do not have one, check if they have a listed way to contact them, or comment (politely) on the fic that you're interested in, asking permission to enter the work in an exchange making works inspired by mcyt art (see template below).
To be accepted as a source material for this exchange, you would need either a blanket permission statement that is unlimitedā"feel free to make any fic you want"āor limited in a way that is simple for the mod team to check on. "No NSFW fic" is simple to check, "No bad dad Phil" is not. You may ask this only in a polite way, and do not show up asking them in four different venues. We do not want this to turn into harassment of authors.
If there are multiple authors for a work, you need a permission statement from each one.
Orphaned works, or deleted-with-permission-to-repost works will be considered to have given permission for recursive work, as the author has given up the fic. Anonymous fics still require author permission, as the author retains creative control of the work.
What do I say to ask permission?
This is just an example, but feel free to say something along the lines of: "Hey, I really like your [fic/art]! Iām going to be participating in an exchange where people make fic and art inspired by MCYT works, and I was wondering if you are okay with people making fic/art/web weaves/other fanworks based on your [fic/art]?"
How many fandoms/fics do I need to sign up?
To increase matching possibilities, we will be using Yuletide rules for sign up. You must request a minimum of three unique source materials, and you must offer a minimum of four unique source materials.Ā "Source Materials" here refers to fics, art, or web weaves. Your source materials do not need to come from different originating servers.
You must make sure that you request at least two source materials that are not created by you, and offer at least three source materials that are not created by you.
What happens if I don't match to anyone?
If there is no one who you can create for, you will be offered the opportunity to add more source materials to your sign-up. If you do not wish to add any more fics or art to your signup, you will not be able to participate in the exchange, and your signup will be deleted. It's a good idea to keep an eye on the sign-ups during the sign-up period, to make sure that you're matchable to someone's requests!
If there is no one who can create for you, you will go up as an Initial Pinch Hit, and somone will volunteer to make a fic or art for you.
What if no one knows about the source material (art/fic) that I want to nominate?
There will be a promo channel in the discord! You can make your pitch for why your source material is the best and everyone should love it there.
I canāt finish my gift in time, now what?
No worries, life happens. The important thing is that you notify the mods as soon as possible, so that a Pinch Hitter can be assigned. A Pinch Hitter is an artist or writer who steps in to save the day and make a new gift on an accelerated timeline.Ā
I want to be a pinch hitter!
First of all, thank you. I hope you're ready to speed-read some fic, and then create like the wind. There will be a role in the discord that you can assign, and then you'll be pinged with a pinch hit request when they go out!
What if no one signs up to make a gift for me when I go up as a Pinch Hit?
The exchange will not open until everyone has a gift. If Pinch Hits are not picked up until the deadline, the work reveals will be delayed until someone is able to pick up the PInch Hit. This will continue for as long as necessary until everyone has a gift.
Is shipping allowed?
Yes. Because there is no broad fandom-wide consensus about how Creator boundaries are to be enforced in specific cases (whether it's okay to write beeduo as /r or /p is an obvious one, or whether itās permitted to ship Joel Smallishbeans) or between specific fandoms (Lifesteal approach to shipping and boundaries is different from HBG is different from DSMP), the mods will not be policing any specific understanding of boundaries across the event. The event will operate on Don't Like Don't Read, in that everyone will have the chance to opt in for themselves as to if they want certain relationships to be written as platonic or romantic, and NSFW will have to be specifically opted into. Delivering un-asked for shipping or NSFW is grounds for a ban from the event.Ā
Is NSFW allowed?Ā
Yes. NSFW works are allowed, but must be specifically opted into. You are only allowed to opt into NSFW within the 18-plus collection. No one under 18 is permitted to join the 18-plus collection and attempts to do so will be grounds for a ban from this event and anywhere else the mod team touches. For the comfort of the greatest number of participants, anything with the tags Underage Sex or Adult/Minor will not be permitted to be part of the event.Ā
How are Minors defined for the purposes of those warnings?
We are using the age within the workā so if the fic itself would require the tags. This applies both to works nominated as source materials and as works given as gifts. There are many well-known fics that either age up or age down their characters, and people will be operating within those canons. It does not make sense to make a list of characters who are minors (or by extension, who are not), when the source materials people are pulling from can have set the characters ages anywhere from infant to immortal, regardless of what the original streams were. As such, we will be asking people to make sure that the work they create has all necessary characters being of-age in the text, even if the source material has them as younger. In cases of ambiguity the mods will be interpreting with an attempt at good faith, but note that clear attempt to circumvent the content rules will fall under the "do not be an asshole" provision and could also result in a ban.
Is RPF allowed?
This is intended to be a character-focused exchange, but a lot of older works in this fandom are still tagged as Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft, or are wrangled into VB RPF. Because of this, and because with some duos or groups the line between RPF and RP is fuzzy anyways, the mod team will not be legislating what counts as MCYT for the purposes of this exchange. We will be taking your word for it.Ā
Is Dark/Violent content allowed?
Yes. For many of us, the source material that originally drew us to the fandom includes major character death, torture, murder-for-hire, death games, public executions and more. The fanfiction that arose from the source material follows in that trend. We will allow dark content to be part of the event, but it must be tagged for.Ā
We also ask that participants use best judgement in delivering commonly triggering topics un-asked for. If a triggering topic is a canonical element in a work, we will assume that to be a tacit opt-in. We reserve the right to ban people at mod's discretion for delivering unrequested triggering content, under the "do not be an asshole" rule.
What sort of triggering topics should be avoided?
We do not want to put down a list because any list would naturally be non-exhaustives, so we are primarily asking people to use their best judgement. If a trope involves extreme physical violence, violation of consent, dehumanization, extreme terror or fear, body horror, or death, then it should probably not be included unless specifically asked for or checked with your recipient via the mods.
Note that if a triggering topic is a canonical element in a workā for example suicide, child death, or addictionā we will assume that to be a tacit opt-in unless the person specifies differently.
Are major archive warnings (noncon/underage/graphic depictions of violence/MCD) allowed?
Aside from the content rules governing NSFW (no underage or adult/minor, for the comfort of the greatest number of participants), major archive warnings are allowed. Depictions of real life horrors such as genocide and slavery are not-uncommon motifs in MCYT fics, and the mod team is not interested in legislating which types of horrors, griefs or abuses are inherently worse than others and are therefore off-limits. Because holding writing to a quality standard or saying only survivors can write atrocities is unworkable from a moderation standpoint, the three mentioned major archive warnings (MCD, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Noncon), are permitted to be included.
However, Major Archive Warnings must be explicitly opted into on Ao3. For the comfort of the greatest number of participants, participants in the all-ages collection will not be able to opt into noncon. Delivering un-asked for major archive warnings is grounds for a ban from this event. The mod team reserves the right to warn other mod teams on both the MCYT and Multi-fandom side about your bad behaviour.
Is AI content permitted?
No. Specifically, what is colloquially referred to as āAIā contentā large language models such as Chat GPT or Midjourney that have been trained on Common Crawlās unsourced art and writingā is not permitted. Machine-assisted writing or art helpers such as spell check or grammarly are fine.Ā
What is a DNW?
All participants will have the opportunity to fill out a DNW, which stands for Do Not Want. This is anything that has the potential to ruin a gift for you, and is where you opt out of content that would trigger, squick, or just displease you. DNWs must be phrased politely, (so no "No foster aus because they suck and you suck if you like them"), and they must be reasonable, (so no attempting to box someone into a specific gift, i.e. "DNW anything that isn't a space au where Tommy is a dinosaur-hybrid and Tubbo is a ghost bee and they rampage through the living ship named Las Nevadas"), and they must be specific and clear, (so no āno triggering content"), but they can be as petty (disliking specific art styles) or as broad-reaching (no modern aus, no specific ships, no crossovers with specific servers or fics) as you like. Deliberately breaking someone's DNW is grounds for a ban from the exchange.Ā
How do I sign up/nominate?
We made specific posts for this, as it's a bit complicated! You can check them out here.
How many source materials can I nominate?
You can nominate a maximum of 10 source materials!
My recipient requested 10 things, but I've only read four of them. How many gifts do I have to make?
You only have to make ONE gift, no matter how many things you matched on. Match on ten source materialsā you make one gift. Match on one source materialā you make one gift.
Can I do the exchange anonymously?
While your offers remain private, and you can always give a gift on anon, your requests will be public, and you will receive a gift publically. We would recommend that you not request anything that you do not want publically associated with your account, or use a sock account if you're concerned. Moreover, you must publicly join the discord, so this is not the exchange to participate in if you want to be 100% anonymous.
Can I make more than one gift?
If you wish to sign up twice, you will need two Ao3 accounts, and you will need to change your discord name to indicate that both accounts are yours, so we know we have you in the discord. You'll also need to inform the mods that you are using a sock account, so we can make sure that we do not match you to yourself.
If you do not want to go through all of that hassle, you are still welcome to make as many gifts as you want, and give them as treats! Treats are extra giftsā on top of your normal assignmentā that you manually address to the recipient and manually add to the collection, and they'll be revealed along with all the normal gifts when we do the grand reveal. Treats are very welcome!
53 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
I think as Derek fans we have done a disservice in choosing the perfect profession for him - like yeah, he'd be great at sports, fine being a deputy, and all, but like Derek as a fireman has so much potential! I have read only few fanfics where he has been a firefighter, and I want moreeee! Like being a fireman is perfect for him in any au - his family died in fire, he fights trauma, becomes a firefighter in NY, and yada yada. Hale family is alive! well, no problem - he was a jock in high school, he grows up, decides he wants to be the saving kinda guy, becomes a firefighter in Beacon Hills.
There is so much potential here. And ofc Sterek being the relationship would be the icing on the cake what with him either being a paramedic, EMT, or like whatever profession.
SO, this is a humble request to Sterek fanfic writers - please, please, write few fics with Derek as a firefighter.
Reason for my Firefighter Derek Hale obsession is this fic that I have read a million times and keep going back to - Fireman Derek's Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] (17698 words) by owlpostagain (couldn't find their tumblr blog link) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Laura Hale, Scott McCall, Allison Argent, Jackson Whittemore, Lydia Martin, Danny MÄhealani, Isaac Lahey, Erica Reyes, Sheriff Stilinski, Talia Hale Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Underage Drinking, Misuse of Fire Alarms, Negative Zero Knowledge of Pie, This Was Only Supposed to be a Drabble, Fluff, Abuse of Italics and Parenthetical Asides, oblivious!Stiles, Oblivious!Derek, Lots of Oblivious!Trope, fireman derek, Alternate Universe - College/University, College Student Stiles Summary: āHe can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible." Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant. "Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy." "Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."
You can also check out the tag - Firefighter Derek Hale
#sterek#derek hale#firefighter#stiles stilinski#teen wolf#ao3#sterek ao3#firefighter derek hale#I just want Derek Hale to be strong and powerful and just scramble the brains of those he saves#I am also obviously a 9-1-1 fan and love Oliver Stark and his rep as Buck#now I just want to read Derek as a firefighter with a sprinkle of Sterek and satisfy myself
109 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Catching Stray Kisses
PAIRING | Bridget | Queen of Hearts/James Hook
WORD COUNT | 1077
SUMMARY | When bored in class, Briget reverts to people-watching to pass the time. What she didn't expect was to find someone already watching her. The culprit behind it also seems to be pretty good at pulling a rise out of her.
RATING | Teen And Up Audiences
WARNING/TAG(S) | No Archive Warnings Apply
A/N | This is my first time partaking in a month-long prompt list so I'm going to do my best to keep up with it can get as many done as I can. It'll hopefully give me a reason to write more which I desperately need. Also, if you'd like to support me then you should consider downloading the Kinder World app with this link. My referral code is WV9K4X but if you need a new referral code then feel free to reach out!
EVENTS | @aug-kissed | Blow A Kiss
AO3 LINK | Read Here
Bridget sat bored in class, her head resting on one of her hands as her feet kicked back and forth under the desk. As much as she loved Merlinās classes, they tended to drag on when they werenāt doing any sort of practical work. The singular hour that they were in the room seemed to stretch on for days and it didnāt help at all that it was the last lesson before they were free to do as they pleased.Ā
Ella sat next to her, carefully taking notes as Merlin taught at the front of the room, occasionally writing what seemed to be nonsense on the chalkboard. Bridget knew it would be smarter for her to just pay attention now so she wouldnāt have to beg Ella later for her notes but she couldnāt bring herself to focus on the teacher for more than a few moments at a time, all the information he was spouting going in through one ear and out the other.Ā
It was honestly exhausting just sitting there. Bridget was ready to go up to her dorm and take a nap until dinner time then maybe make some sort of sweet treat afterwards that she could share around. She didnāt know what she would make but she knew she was itching to stand in front of her homemade mini-kitchen and get back to what she loved doing.Ā
Letting her eyes dance around the classroom after they instinctively went back to the clock hanging on one of the walls, seeing how they still had another twenty minutes to go before class was over, Bridget resorted to some sightseeing, attempting to find something that could keep her occupied while she waited for the bell to ring.Ā
Most of the students in the room, like her, seemed to be too bored to comprehend what was happening in front of them which could only be Merlinās fault as he shouldāve known better than to give anyone a theory lesson as their last class on a Friday.Ā
Like most days, Bridget noticed Uliana terrorising some of her classmates with her tentacles, trying to be discreet about it. At her side sat Morgie, which Bridget wasnāt surprised to see. Laughing almost uncontrollably at whatever it was that Uliana did, Morgie was always attempting to be a good villain for her. Another thing Bridget wasnāt surprised to see was Hades and Maleficent sat next to one another, their hands interlocked while Maleficent sketched something on some scrap paper and Hades messed around with some sort of fire magic.Ā
What Bridget was however surprised to see was Hook sitting by himself and staring directly at her. Normally he would be the one sitting next to Uliana, if not he would drag Morgie into the seat next to him so he was never by himself. But to see him alone and staring directly at Bridget was a shock, especially when he didnāt look away once he noticed Bridget had caught onto his stare.Ā
Blinking a few times to make sure she wasnāt seeing things, Bridget came face to face with Hook every time she opened her eyes. Not knowing what to do, a shy smile made its way onto her face to not seem rude under Hookās stare.Ā
What Hook did next though threw her for a loop.
A smile of his own crept its way onto Hookās face, the grin being more of a smirk than anything else. His eyes slowly crept up and down Bridget's frame before sending a wink her way, making a pink hue dust her cheeks as she zapped back around and faced the front of the classroom.
āAre you okay,ā Ella asked, noting how Bridget was sitting with her spine straight and a flustered expression on her face. Still taking notes as she waited for an answer, Ellaās eyes ticked up to where Bridget was attempting to glance over her shoulder without getting caught and failing to do so. āDid something happen?ā
āNope,ā Bridget quickly said, hands coming together and interlocking. Although Ella wasnāt born to much status like Bridget was, she could still notice when someoneās Princess was showing and that was exactly what was happening here as Bridget gushed to herself. Something regarding a boy had just happened and Ella was going to figure out what and who it was no matter what. āEverything is perfectly fine and normal. No reason to be worried at all.ā
āSaying that just makes me more suspicious,ā Ella warned, noticing how Bridget tensed up a little before sighing, almost as if her resolve was breaking. With just a little more pressure, Bridget would spill everything to her but it seemed like not much effort would be needed from Ella as Bridget was already undoing herself, fidgeting in her seat as she tried not to look back and giveaway who it was. Stopping for a moment before Ella looked back herself to see who it was, she rested a hand on Bridgetās arm and said, āItās fine Bridget, you can tell me anything. Iām certainly not one to judge you.ā
āYouāre right,ā Bridget smiled, returning the favour and grabbing onto Ellaās wrist, running a thumb over it. āI just noticed someone staring at me andā¦ā āAnd you think theyāre cute?ā Ella finished the sentence for her, one of her eyebrows raising at Bridget as she waited for a response. Thinning her lips together, Bridget nodded her head, the blush that was previously coating her cheeks intensifying. āOkay, who is it?ā
āWellā¦ā Bridget trailed off, her eyes flicking backwards before looking back at Ella. With a nod of her head in his direction, the two of them looked back at the same time to see Hook still staring at Bridget, the same smirk still coating his face. His eyes didnāt move from Bridgetās face, solely focused on her and not even acknowledging Ella. Raising his hand that wasnāt occupied with a hook, Hook blew a kiss towards Bridget, a chuckle pouring from his mouth when both Bridget and Ella whipped back around.
āDid he just?ā Bridget started, not having to finish her sentence for Ella to understand.
āYeah,ā She nodded, just as surprised as Bridget. This was news to Ella. She would have to do a serious amount of stalking and research before she let that pirate anywhere near her friend but for now, it wouldnāt hurt. āLooks like you wonāt have to look too hard for a Castlecoming date.ā
#descendants 4#descendants#disney descendants#descendants rise of red#rise of red#descendants the rise of red#ao3#ao3 fanfic#ao3fic#archive of our own#fanfic#ao3 writer#ao3 link#fanfiction#bridget of hearts#bridget descendants#james hook#morgie le fay#the rise of red#captain hook#james hook x bridget of hearts#queen of hearts#young cinderella#cinderella#bridget hearts#hades descendants#maleficent#uliana descendants#aug kissed#aug kissed 2024
89 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Help Alleviate Your Platonic Bro's Surgery Pain With This One Weird Trick: A Jayvik Fic
Pairing: Jayvik Rating: Explicit No archive warnings apply Premise: what if you were taking care of your platonic bro after surgery and he couldn't jack off due to the pain so you offered to help. Haha jk jk. Unless?
āAh, Jayce,ā Viktor says, āIām afraid Iāll be indisposed for about a week next month, eh, starting on the 16th.ā
āMmf?ā Jayce glances over at him and takes out the bolts heās been holding in his mouth. āThat should be fine ā weāre overdue for a vacation, maybe Iāll take the time to take my mom somewhere. Nice to finally be able to take breaks, right?ā
It is nice, not that Viktor takes them. But with the new grant money, he can work because he wants to not because he has to.
āIt is not a vacation,ā Viktor tells him. āIāll be recovering from surgery. If itās not too much trouble, I would appreciate some assistance during that time. I should be able to take care of most of my needs, but I will not be able to make it down to the laundry service ā would you mind terribly picking up a load at some point?ā
Jayce gives him a suspicious glare. Itās an unfamiliar expression on his face, and entirely unwarranted. Itās also slightly undercut by the fact that Jayce has unreasonably long and pretty eyelashes.
[Continue]
51 notes
Ā·
View notes