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mytardisisparked · 1 year ago

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One of my hobbies is looking at "healthy vegan" recipies on instagram and figuring out how to make them less healthy and not vegan.

#sometimes those recipies are really versatile #but I want real cheese and also I want it cheaper #and also milk chocolate #or real meat #love me some dairy products

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 month ago

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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human #now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot #SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas #like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing #THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME #'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape #if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin #in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism #of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah #the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat #like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one #where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex #look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon #(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS #i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!

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snottly · 2 months ago

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mornin’ ☀️

#poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool x wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #wade x logan #wade wilson #logan howlett #deadpool #deadpool fanart #wolverine #that’s logan’s mug btw #it also has about 5% coffee in it and 95% chocolate milk #my art #art #digital art

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drbtinglecannon · 10 months ago

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Pros of letting your cat sniff your food/drink

Makes them feel included

Their reaction might be funny

If it's safe for them to eat it's ok if they have a little lick lick it's fine, here, have some butter, my son. Yes, numnum

Cons of letting your cat sniff your food/drink

They might try it and then become a fiend for that food/drink every time you have it for the rest of forever

They might sneeze on it

#cats #my son chester loves to sniff your food/drink. almost always he just sniffy sniffs then leans back cuz he's not interested #but just now I let him sniff my chocolate milk and he sneezed into my cup then promptly walked away so. thanks chester #also part of why I stopped buying smartfood popcorn was cuz he would NOT leave me alone he was HANKERING for that white cheddar popcorn

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rosefinnigen · 21 days ago

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Top view of @jawwtin shaking my very full tummy (as he should after spoiling me quite rotten at dinner💕)

#me #my belly #we had this shockingly rich orange chocolate cheesecake for dessert and he also fed me cake and milk when we got home 🥰#belly play

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mochiwrites · 8 months ago

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hey guys I’m gonna turn in for the night. mind watching after my blorbos for me? make sure nothing happens to them! thanks <3

#momo rambles #PLS BE SILLY WITH THIS #something silly to post before bed :D #I also just really like doing silly interactions hehe :3 #putting my blorbos in your hands. what could go wrong?#( pls feel free to be goofy and interact with this )#I was originally gonna do the ‘can you watch over my chocolate milk’ gag #but thought this would be Much better

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stellarwaffles · 4 months ago

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Yay yippee yay Astrid :D

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1) Astrid + Logan after they got her new hourglass

2) waking world Astrid

3) Blue drew the others in highschool so um I drew Astrid in highschool :)

4 + 5) Logan + his moms visit germany so Logan + Astrid can hang out irl

#lego dreamzzz #dreamzzz astrid #dreamzzz logan #beastlyperfection #i think is their ship name?#stellarart ♡#horses are hard to draw and wheelchairs are hard to draw but for astrid i will learn #oh um btw i think the white bit in her hair isnt there in the waking world but in highschool she dyes her hair to look more similar to her #- dreamer hair #oh also for drawings 4 + 5 astrid stole logans hat and instead of giving it back she gave him her headband. they swapped :)#my friend milk picked out the ice cream flavors astrid has cookie dough + logan has mint chocolate chip

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washiinmachiine · 2 years ago

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SHE ATE THIS UP...

#I LOVE HER SM #shiver also looks good but frye freakign DESTORYED #the main drawing of this looks weird but i dont care #also nintendo should really post their splatfest art earlier #because i finished a whole other drawing with completely different outfits and then they out do me like this #frye splatoon #splatoon frye #frye #splatoon 3 #splatoon #splatoon fanart #splatfest #the important tags come after my speaking for once #im so so normal about frye splatoon #i was originally gonna post my finished splatfest art this morning and then i didnt lol #tmr it is #dark chocolate vs milk chocolate vs white chocolate

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angelmush · 3 months ago

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yet another batch of brown butter miso choccy chip cookies ! this time w melty milk chocolate & sea salted caramel

#def prefer the dark chocolate w toffee and pretzels #this one is tasty but the sea salt on the top is MANDATORY bc the milk chocolate and caramel are so sweet that the miso can’t keep up lol #tasty soft gooey buttery and very caramelized tasting but the sweetness is STRONG #also pardon my dusty coffee table lmfao #also also i didn’t put the pretty chocolate pieces on the top of the cookies so they weren’t as beautiful #personal #recovery #recipe

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narsh-poptarts · 4 days ago

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Hourly Comics day!!!! This is the first time I'm doing it!!!!! I think I did too much!!!! That's okay!!!!!!!!

(are you supposed to post it the day of?? Day after???? Who knows. I'm posting it now)

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shih-coulda-had-it · 1 month ago

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When next I dream, I’ll dream of their strawberry hair -- @/color-palettes

#bnha #shimura nana #gran torino #torino sorahiko #shih's art #d-december #in honor of my dad bringing home STACKS of strawberry flavored candy from taipei hahaha #me: hey i really liked the strawberry hard candy you got from taiwan last time #dad: oh yeah ok strawberry milk flavor chocolate i gotchu #me: ಥ_ಥ #anyways also i apparently had this sketch finished??? and never colored so. begone from my wips.

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dinomight · 3 months ago

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small, fun little detail: during the second(?) assault on the mute village, xiaoge helps the elder woman get to cover first. and then like five seconds later throws a gardening tool into somebody's chest. get yourself a man who can truly do it all

#dmbj #tltr #zhang qiling #i love him so much. he deserves a blanket and some chocolate milk #also i do not remember the woman's name i'm so sorry #i'm not even sure they gave us one

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luckyemi · 5 days ago

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I'm surrounded by Team White Chocolate players.. I kinda see who is gonna win already

#i don't eat chocolate so I chose milk chocolate bc of ink color #also #it's not splatfest yet #SO WHY ARE PEOPLE ALREADY AGGRESSIVELY SPAWN CAMPING #it happend several times today #I JUST WANT TO PLAY ಥ_ಥ #emi speaks

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larissa-the-scribe · 1 month ago

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Presents? Finished and wrapped

Brigadeiros? Made and plated

Dog? Washed