#and all that while being a lesbian girlfailure

[virgoactias]

taissa turner gets way too many bitches for the gay loser she is (affectionately)

[melodic-haze]

Hellooo!!

I wanted to ask if you make content about Furina (I love your writing and Furina, so seeing that combined would be the BEST 😻) and if you do, could you write to needy!sub!Furina that after going through all that suffering for 500 years, she just want her girlfriend to take care of her and love her like she always needed?

Thank you!! :33

(and sorry for the bad English 😭)

☆ — DEMO TRACK: sub!Furina x dom!fem!Reader

☆ — TYPE: NSFW

☆ — CONTENT WARNINGS: None

☆ — NOTES: FIRSTLY THANK YOUUUU I'M FLATTERED YOU LOVE MY WRITING OMG???? And yes, I do make Furina content I love my silly thespian lesbian girlfailure :3 DON'T APOLOGISE DAWG your English isn't bad!!

I'd like you all to know I converted a Furina hater first of all with my extensive knowledge of ouji lolita clothing. But that's not what you wanted to see here

Being Furina's lover would be. Very much in need of constant attention, you right!!! Wish I could generalise it all but this is ME that's making this and ME making this means I have to actually Put My Mind into this 😭😭😭. Being in a relationship with her is NOT for the detached and the unavailable bc of just how needy she is

She's very! Attached to you! I think eventually she does learn to latch off and act independently without fear of losing the ones she loves (read: you), but it'd take a WHILE before she's at fully at peace with herself.......but rn she NEEDS to catch up on YEARS of intimacy

That DOES translate beyond a simple want for companionship however 😄

You wake up in the middle of the night to soft sounds from your beloved, whose back is turned towards you.

"'Rina..?" Your hands reached towards her in an attempt to let her know of your presence, "Babe, what's wrong?"

You see her shoulders still at your touch, her blanketed figure highlighted by the stream of moonlight escaping from the small gap between the curtains. You took it as a sign that perhaps touching her right now was a bad idea, so you draw your hand back.. but her hand darts to hold yours, squeezing desperately as she turns to look at you.

And oh, you could feel your heart shatter at the sight—tears streaming down her face, eyes glassy and a horrified expression that swiftly twists into relief at the sight of you.

What she says after breaks your heart even further as her voice cracks and loses its usual bravado, eyes meeting you and searching for something—reassurance, perhaps—in your moonlit gaze, "I'm not... This isn't a dream, right? You're-- you're here, I'm here, this is.. this is real. Please tell me this is real."

A former archon, no matter the authenticity, is pleading to you as if you were the god. Praying for some form of reassurance that she wasn't going to wake up cold and alone, doomed to be on the outside looking in as she performed and performed and performed for more times than she could ever possibly count.

"Yes. Yes, of--" You swallowed your initial response (saying that 'of course it's real' would do her no good), "I'm real. This is all real. And I am not going to let you go until you believe it yourself."

"I need-- I need to feel you, to know you're not just saying what I want to hear," her free hand frantically went underneath your shirt, grasping onto your waist as she ducked her head and mumbled into your collar. You could feel fresh tears dampen your skin.

"..Are you sure?"

"Mhm."

"No, no, come on." You gently combed through your hair with her fingers, "Look at me."

No answer.

"Furina. Please."

..It takes a little bit, but she does end up following through.

"Are you completely sure? I don't want to do anything if--"

"Yes. Yes, I am."

"..Okay." You moved above her, placing your knee in between her thighs, "But if you need me to stop or you want a break, do not keep quiet."

"Thank you."

NeedneedneedNEEEEED to take care of babyyyy :(((

She's veryyyyy needy PLEASE take care of her. NO rough sex this time, I need her to be treated juuuust like the girlprince that she is :((((( which means giving her so much love to the point where she CANNOT handle it❗️❗️ Poor girl doesn't know what to do when she's been basically in isolation for so long, only to now have someone so undeniably special to her REASSURING her that she's not going to be alone. If that meant overwhelming her and winding her up in the best possible way, well. Who's complaining, really 🤷‍♀️

Shower her in kisses, worship her body. She might be ticklish at first (which is good bc it distracts her :3), but then you get to more sensitive spots on her body and it has her bucking up into you, even tearing up at just how utterly devoted you're being to her

HOLD HER HANDS. OHMYGOD. Keep her laying down as you finger her, let her watch your desire for her translate to reality, let yourself feel just how close she wants you as she tugs you even closer while begging for more. Whatever baby wants, baby gets 😊😊😊😊😊

"Good girl.. good girl, there you go, just... Mmm, keep sucking me like that-- fuck you're so tight, you needed this, didn't you?"

You ask, and yet you expected no answer from her. Why would you, when you had stuffed her mouth with one of your tits, offered it for her to do whatever she wished as your fingers prodded and explored the insides of her wet cunt?

By god, she was trying her best make the most of what she was given, interchanging between her tongue swirling around your nipple and her lips suckling as if she were starved.

And perhaps she was, with the way she had grasped onto you so tightly as you brought her to the peak over and over again in an effort to show just how much you treasure her just for who she is.

Along with the fact that she was here in the present, sharing this moment with you.

You see her eyes go glassy again (it was hard to count just how many times it's happened throughout the night, not like you cared to), and you press a tender kiss on the crown of her head—a stark contrast from your hand's harsh motions, "Let it all out, baby... Let me hear you."

Her mouth lets go of your nipple as she let out a cross between a sob and a dumbed-out whine, her hand moving as a stand-in to squeeze your chest. "Ffffaster, pleeease-- yesyesyesthank you--"

"You're still so polite, you lovely little thing!" You curled your fingers up, in the same direction at which her hips rose up to, "I'll show you just how much I appreciate all of you."

By daybreak, you know your loving partner, however insecure she is now due to the lasting damage done to her after hundreds of years of doing nothing but perform to a grand audience with a role that is much too big and lonely for herself, would be more than assured that she is now accompanied by the present—she is accompanied by you and those who she deems special.

After all, if you were nothing but a dream, then however could she truly feel the raw sensation of every overstimulated nerve in her body?

If this were a dream, then however could she truly feel, for that matter?

Gotta GOGOGO until she's way too exhausted to go on. Furina is built for extensive dramatics, which means that she's going to have stamina, but she wasn't built to FOCUS on stamina, so at some point she Does pass out. Doesn't help that she's so unbelievably touch starved to the point where a LOT of her body's Extremely sensitive to intimate touches soooooo 🥰🥰🥰

And by the end of it? I pray to fucking GOD you both cuddle. She will forever be little spoon so hold her, have your legs all tangled together and make sure she can feel your warmth and the way your chest expands whenever you breathe :3c if this is a dream, then may it be a long-lasting one for the both of you🫶

[magicalgirlypop]

reviewing all the magical girl anime i watched this year

2024 was a year i got into lot of media. i decided to expand my horizons by watching more magical girl anime because i realized compared to some mg fans the amount of mg anime i've watched is relatively few. so i set out to make a long watchlist of mg anime and out of those, i've finished a few. so i'm going to review all the magical girl anime i've managed to watch this year. i'm counting magical girl anime that came out this year, and old magical girl anime i watched this year.

magical girl anime that came out this year

wonderful precure

lets start with this year's precure season. wonderful precure was a show i never thought i'd like as much as i did. to be honest i didn't really care for the theme of animals and i wasn't as invested in it at first. i wasn't one of those "it has no physical fights therefore its BAD!!" people but i just wasn't drawn in at first. but it ended up surprising me with how well written it was. mayu's and yuki's episodes in particular were really good. komugi was lots of fun to watch. and i actually ended up liking the m/f romance that i was skeptical about. satoru was a wonderful addition who helped in his own way despite not being a precure and his relationship with iroha developed naturally and was so sweet that i ended up being drawn to them. these last two episodes in particular have been... well, wonderful. i know precure gets into dark territory sometimes but i didn't expect them to cover the topic of a pet dying, which can be so devastating. and episode 45 is probably my favourite in the franchise so far. i'm surprised that i ended up liking this season MORE than hirogaru sky (probably helps that there isn't a baby taking the spotlight from more interesting characters). wonderful precure is a cute and fun show with some heartwarming moments and while i'm excited for an idol themed season next year, i'll be sad to see komugi, iroha, mayu, yuki, and satoru leave.

himitsu no aipri

this is... a mixed bag for me. initially, i was excited for this show because it gave me aikatsu friends vibes, the artstyle was nice, and it was the first idol show i'd watch as it was releasing. it started off pretty strong too and had the potential for some good story beats with the mystery of who tsumugi was. but... it was very slow paced for my liking. i don't mind slow paced, more slice of life stories, but aipri was not meant to be like that. it really felt like nothing was happening in a bunch of episodes. and it lacked that dramatic flair common to all pretty series. i will admit, i adored mitsuki and himari's friendship. and its also not disappointing in the yuri department. ig another thing that makes this show such a mixed bag for me is how long the subs take to drop, which just.. makes me lose interest in the show. but maybe that's a skill issue on my part.

acro trip

probably my favourite show released this year. there wasn't a single episode where i didn't laugh. chizuko is such a cute lesbian bby and her fangirling over berry blossom was adorable. berry herself was really cute, and i love how she acts like a normal teenage girl despite being idolized by chizuko (example, when she didn't let chroma see her hair because she cut her bangs a milimeter too short and was self conscious), and chroma was such a girlfailure of a villain, i love him and i didn't expect that doomed yaoi between him and mashirou. all three mcs were such a joy to watch. i honestly can't think of anything bad to say about this show other than it was too short and needs another season.

magilumiere co. ltd.

a unique take on the genre, where being a magical girl is a job and all the mcs are adults working for a small startup company. it certainly did come out at the right time as this is the year i dealt with Adult Struggles so the mcs were more relatable to me. i enjoy the bond between all of the employees at the company. and i do enjoy those little jabs at capitalism they make with koga's character, with him seeing a profession that's supposed to help people as only a profit making scheme. i'm really glad its confirmed for a season 2.

mahonare

this is the prettiest show released this year, no exaggeration. the pastel colouring and the storybook feel of the show makes it such a joy to watch. its definitely one of the more slower paced shows released but the unique characters make up for it. this show gives me little witch academia and witch hat atelier vibes. i would say that the slow pace of the show works against it being only 12 episodes because there's so many story beats set up that would be unable to complete in a small timeframe without feeling rushed. so i hope this show gets confirmed for multiple seasons.

the magical girl and evil lieutenant used to be archenemies

i only watched one episode of this show and i did like what i saw back then. i almost supported the main couple... until i found out that byakuya was a teenager and shun was a grown adult and then all my interest in the show went down the drain. i wanted to pick it up again but from what i heard its.. not that great. so definitely one of the weaker shows released this year

old shows that i watched this year

full moon o sagashite

this show is what i'd call "almost perfect". the themes of what it means to live and how to live your life knowing you don't have long to live? touching on how the music industry is not a squeaky clean place and how certain people will play dirty to get on top? the dilemma of the shinigami who grow an attachment to mitsuki, who they're supposed to reap the soul of in a year? and the added detail of mitsuki being a mere child? also the amazing music? it has all the ingredients to be a perfect show. the one thing holding it back from being a 10/10 anime is the FUCKINGGGG ROMANCE! there is not a single romance in this show that isn't problematic! i can excuse mitsuki having a crush on eichi because she's just 12. but there is no excuse for eichi, a 16 year old boy, falling in love with a 10 year old girl. and don't get me started on takuto fucking kira. it wasn't enough for him to fall in love with a 12 year old, but said 12 year old was his FORMER BANDMATE'S DAUGHTER! HIS DEAD BANDMATE'S SICK DAUGHTER! if i was aoi i would rise from the dead to beat the shit out of takuto for that. and its not like its a minor thing i can ignore, the romance plays a major part in the series. full moon would've been perfect as a show about living your life to the fullest with the little time you've been given if it just got rid of the awful romance. one thing i will say, that episode with the old man who can see the shinigami and knows he's about to die? its one of my favourite anime episodes period, no exaggeration, its such a beautiful episode that embodies everything i love about the show.

wedding peach

i'm sorry but this show was a chore to get through. i wasn't expecting anything progressive because its a show released in 1994. but even then i really didn't enjoy watching it. i can complain about how heteronormative the show is but i'm gonna excuse it because again, it was released in the 90s. but for what it is? its still such a BOREFEST. for a show all about romance, none of the main couples interested me. yosuke was just another jerkass love interest i just couldn't get into. takuro gave major incel vibes during his whole arc and was only slapped with hinagiku because he couldn't get momoko. yanagiba was probably the most interesting but that's not saying much since i couldn't get invested in him either. but the thing that bothered me the most was how shallow the friendship between the girls felt. see, this is a genre where female friendships are front and center and given just as much importance as romance. but in wedding peach, i didn't feel like the mcs were friends. they were willing to throw each other under the bus for some guy and the only time their friendship comes up is when the plot needs a power of friendship moment. its definitely not the worst mg show i've ever watched but its not one of my favourites either. i feel if i watched this show as a teenager i probably would've liked it more.

yume no crayon oukoku

i'm honestly not sure this counts as a magical girl show but some people do count it as one so i'm including it here. i really enjoyed this show. i love that the main character was really flawed and the point of the show was for her to get rid of her bad habits. it made her feel more real despite the show taking place in a fantasy kingdom with talking animals and objects. and i like how she never completely gets rid of her bad habits either, because she's a child and she can't become perfect overnight. and although i'm tired of jerkass magical girl love interests, something about cloud endeared me. he reminded me of syaoran li from cardcaptor sakura, who's my favourite mg love interest ever. and the villain for the first arc was hilarious, every time he was onscreen was a joy to watch. the show did remind me of ojamajo doremi in a few ways, but when i looked it up yume no crayon came out before ojamajo doremi so, i feel maybe ojamajo doremi was inspired by this show. but anyways this was a cute, feel good show and i enjoyed it.

kamichama karin

this is the most chaotic magical girl show i've ever watched and i loved every minute of it. of course many people know it from THAT frame, but the show itself is as chaotic as the infamous frame makes you expect. the story is just all over the place and normally that would make it frustrating, but there's something so charming about kamichama karin that just makes it work. the plot twist was just a whole mindfuck but that's what i'd come to expect from the show. the villain made for a lot of funny moments in the show. i realize i've become picky about magical girl main couples though because i was not feeling karin and kazune at all. i've grown tired of jerkass love interests, and kazune fits the "guy is an asshole to girl because he likes her" trope which i've come to hate. and his sexism really dampens my enjoyment of the show. i get that he's a child but still. but kazune's jerkishness wasn't so much of a problem that i couldn't enjoy the show because he does seem to grow out of it by the end.

machikado mazoku

and finally the most recent show i've finished. i have to say, shamiko and momo are already one of my favourite mg ships. i really enjoy how they care for each other despite shamiko declaring multiple times she's momo's archenemy. the story was also pretty interesting. i did enjoy how it was the demon girl who had the cheerful personality while the pink magical girl, who we expect to be cheerful and friendly, had a more withdrawn personality before she met shamiko. the mystery surrounding sakura was also interesting. i'm definitely gonna check out the manga someday. i need more shamimomo in my life.

and that's all the magical girl shows i've watched this year. here's hoping next year i have the time to get into more shows.

[hadesoftheladies]

FEMALE MOVIE/TV RECS (PART 8 / COMEDY & ROMCOMS)

got inspired from a recommendation post so decided to make a list of movies and shows with female-centric stories/female protagonists. since i can't post all of the genres in one post, i'll split it into multiple posts and y'all can save or add to the list as you wish. (disclaimer: i have watched most of these, but i only know about the existence of others. not every movie/show on these lists will be my recommendation. my recommendations will be beneath the list with reasons. also some of these are way better than others in terms of storytelling/performance--which is why i'll list my faves separately):

Common Themes/Tropes:

-Quirky girlfailures and losergirls being disastrous (and learning they're still loveable)

-Women causing carnage (sometimes) unintentionally

-Women getting into shenanigans with their friends/sisters

-Features many equally if not more dumbass male antagonists (or sidekicks)

-Financial struggle subplot

-BFFs and sisters > everything else (even the d)

-Lots of sex and money talk usually

-The Struggle of Dating TM

-I Still Feel 12 & Stupid TM

WHAT I'D RECOMMEND:

Abbott Elementary (9/10) (too many amazing female characters!)

Such Brave Girls (8/10) (Derry Girls as adults)

Kajillionaire (7/10) (the protagonist is so weird and loveable, top tier ending)

Isn't It Romantic (6.5/10) (fun and knows exactly what it needs to be)

Fleabag (?/10) (haven't watched but I know it's good)

Kevin Can F**k Himself (9.5/10) (genuinely so so so so good some of the most clever and sincere storytelling I've seen in a while)

Hacks (7.5/10) (the two female leads are hilarious in their own ways and so human!)

NOT LISTED BUT WORTH CHECKING OUT:

What Men Want

Little

Nobody's Fool

Girl's Trip

The Other Woman

Queenie

Legally Blonde

Miss Congeniality

The Devil Wears Prada

Pitch Perfect

PERSONAL NOTES

Playing House is about two friends raising a child together, which is a premise I love. High Desert is a detective comedy (way more comedy than detective, though) with a likeable protagonist who is also addicted to drugs (that isn't the punchline, don't worry).

The Hustle and Queenpins were produced by the same company (and you can tell).

Twenties is one of the few shows that feature a stud lesbian as a central character (and she's beautiful!). Insecure is probably the most famous of black female comedy shows, though.

[vanpalmerenthusiast]

need need need pre-crash/no-crash parkinglot headcanons i’m recently so getting into them

omg headcanons about us yes ofc

i feel like you can view some of these as platonic or romantic or secret third thing, so however you want to interpret be my guest <3 wasn’t really sure which version to write for so it’s mostly romantic vibe stuff

okay so we’ve all seen the “lottie was lonely, not alone” thing by now (which is a fucking amazing little analysis by @before-it-felt-like-a-sin, love it so much) and that’s something i think van tends to notice about lottie pre-crash. she understands that lottie is different than the others, because van is different too. she senses that loneliness in lottie and that forms a kind of unspoken kinship between the two, maybe even before they officially become friends. they’re connected on a level neither of them really quite understand.

bouncing off of that, van has a bit of a deeper connection to lottie in that she looks up to her terminally. she would follow her anywhere, even off a cliff if lottie said it was the right thing to do. we see this in the wilderness, but no-crash/pre-crash it’s more of just an intense loyalty than a girlfailure cult leader and her lesbiacolyte

parkinglot are like, crazy confused about each other. van knows she’s gay (lottie maybe not so much), but even then it’s like “how the fuck do i feel about this weird ass girl actually”

the gray area is SUFFOCATING

both too nervous to make an official first move so i feel like their relationship ends up stemming from a simple innocent everyday comment to them like fully going at it

lottie braids van’s hair

she does

parkinglot at the end of the day is about unconditional, devotional love. they see each others imperfections down to their core, and they just do not give a fuck because they love each other so much.

van is not the smooth one in this relationship i do indeed fear

like she has her moments but i feel like lottie catches her off-guard and gets her flustered with a random comment and lottie’s just left wondering like why did she just get so red and run away

these silly lesbians

little spoon van big spoon lottie WHO SAID THAT!!

van is ALWAYS trying to get lottie into her favorite movies and i feel like medicated lottie would be a movie fiend too so it’s not that difficult of a process

parkinglot movie nights are a staple

“it’s fine, i’ll just eat it” van and “excuse me, she asked for no pickles” lottie

this is how you do butchfemme guys, parkinglot is how you do butchfemme

i can see them connecting on their family issues at like a big slumber party while everyone else is asleep because they’re both night owls

lottie talking about her parents not wanting to deal with her, van talking about her mom not wanting to deal with anything. this conversation definitely ends with them sound asleep beside each other and sleeping in hours after everybody else.

them being the only people they can each open up to, fully.

GOD I LOVE THEM

tried thinking about them in the adult years but it got too freaky and i could not for the life of me separate them from the narrative so just put this in highschool/college no crash au

part of that was just me rambling and the rest is just the most random little things popping into my head, hope it suffices x

also, i just noticed that my list of uni headcanons you sent an ask for a while ago has just been sitting fully completed in my drafts… not sure why that happened but i will be posting it the minute after i post this!! THANK U FOR THE ASK ILY KAT 💋💋

[numberonetacostan]

I am thinking about tacomic kissing and making out so often because they are so dumb. Taco sometimes come in and gently kisses mic's palms if she isn't doing alright. I think they are both clingy as hell, they are both to an extend at least, afraid of being separated again some way or another. They just got the other back and I think it isn't too far-fetched to think they'd be stuck by each other's side despite everything because of course they are they missed each other way too much to let each other go as easily, they kiss and hold each other and yet they do not confess until later on. Everyone KNOWS they are in love with each other because its just so fucking obvious and knife + soap are sick as hell of their annoying ass pining. I do not enjoy much when people portray mic as a lesbian casanova because that's not really it girl is a loser, but I do think she'd be flirty with taco because taco is just SO fucking easy to fluster, she is no lesbian casanova its just pretty easy for you to come in and sweep taco off her feet because well she's taco and taco is as girlfailure as she gets. She tries to look away as mic tries to catch her attention because ''tac'....I'm looking pretty for you today won't you look at me at least :C'' and taco feels like dying because mic is so cute and pretty and she needs to explode right now. I don't think taco confesses first but I think she may consider it after she realizes that PICKLE- and even the s3 newbies picked up on their weird romantic tension. Sorry I live for pickle teasing taco about tacomic because you know very well he would and he is able to get away with it because he is pickle. When questioned by him + knife about how she feels about mic taco immediately denies her feelings saying how mic was simply her ''bussiness partner'' and both of them being able to see through her bullshit. pickle and knife are around and when they ask her about it she keeps repeating it like a broken record and pickle goes ''yeah that's why you sleep with her every single night and use her clothes instead of yours.'' AND HE IS THE ONLY ONE ABLE TO DO THIS WITHOUT TACO ATTACKING HIM. After he says that taco immediately comes in and uses a vacuum cleaner on knife because the poor woman is embarassed as fuck and pickle is not even fazed by it he lets her have it this once while knife is yelling at him for not helping LOL

Hi Kiara!!!!^^ Welcome back, and thank you for sending in an ask!!! :D

I love it when they kissies!!!!! I do not engage in such behavior myself, but it's real nice when my fictional favorites do, yeah!!!! I like to think that Taco and Mic made out in the gemory cave. Don't ask me when or how that would work within the episode. I just think it's neat. They're such a mess <3.

Uhh yes please gentle hands kisses when Mic is upset!!! That's so sweet augh Mic thrives on physical affection I think. Which would only contribute to their clinginess!!! Taco is more afraid of losing Mic after what happened in episode 14, but after the finale Mic is also clingy. I mean, the whole cast gets a least a little clingy after that, of course they would too, yeah? But yeah, they'd definitely stick together!!! :D Mic, like I said, thrives on physical affection I think and is in general a rather physical person from what we've seen. And Taco!!!! Alone in the woods for a decade or so very touch/affection starved as I've said before. And Knife and Soap would be so damn sick of their pining and dancing around each other, those two goobers take their dang time!!!!

Oh yeah, I don't think Mic is that smooth. She could have her moments, like anyone, and she'd be more confident flirting than Taco, but overall she's no casanova. I see her as more of a teasing sort of flirter anyways, yeah? Taco has experienced barely any attention at all in years. Much less positive attention!!! She is so very easy to embarrass and fluster especially since Mic is complimenting her. Not a persona or a scheme, but her!!!! Taco has self-image issues up the wazoo, any small compliment would make taco.exe stop working!!!

I'm not sure if Pickle would be teasing Taco since I don't particularly see them getting to that level of comfort around each other, at least for quite some time post-finale, but I could see Soap or Knife being able to get away with it because they're Mic's close friends and Taco is Going To Be A Good Friend and Not Commit Violence even when she Really Wants To because it would upset Mic. Taco vacuuming Knife in retaliation is Technically Not Violence, at least she'd argue so, and him getting vacuumed would be so funny that Mic would just laugh it off as long as she doesn't do it again.

[queenoforeos]

hey guys what’s up (rambling + clean version under cut)

@hy4c1nthh rye do you want me to keep tagging you in angel saki posts (i’ll stop if not!! /lh)

Honami was the first human girl saki met and she instantly fell in love. lesbian girlfailure fr fr

ok actually though honami was the first human girl who was nice to her. and then she fell in love

Honami took a good while longer to fall in love but it’s ok saki was patient

Before meeting saki honami was convinced that she would never feel romantic love

Saki wraps her wings around honami when they cuddle. <3

saki also cannot borrow honami’s clothes because they do not have wingholes <//3

saki looooves giving honami gifts… she’d give honami anything she asks for… anything at all… <3

saki is extroverted but shy at the same time. she’s never interacted with humans before, after all… she doesn’t wanna get anything wrong…

saki is SO protective. guardian angel instincts kick in whenever someone’s mean to honami

also i feel like saki was meant to be some kind of guardian angel to honami… but then she fell in love lol.

honami is just as if not more protective with saki… they protect each other and they love each other sooooo much <3333

honami thinks saki is so pretty… so pretty… so… pretty…

Humans were never meant to love angels.

saki loves buying honami gifts but most of her money comes from honami anyway…

saki’s been looking for a job btw. the whole “being an angel” thing is making it a tad bit difficult but it’s ok she and honami can make it through this together :)

god why is she so fucking beautiful

honami loves saki’s wings!!!

and here’s the clean version :)

[utilitycaster]

In the end, it is misogyny but in the form of that Imogen (and most of the female cast, if we are being fair) gets reduced to just being a woman to the point that criticizing any real flaw, wrong doing, or "hey i personally maybe perhaps don't like that she did this" is turned into an attack on her because she is a woman, because after all, all women are perfect and so so dainty they must be protected (sarcasm)

Without mentioning the attacking real women in the name of the fictional one

It really is the "God forbid a woman do anything" but in it's worst form

Sorry for venting, been having thoughts about the fandom for the past 5 years

YUP. I do recommend Unlikeable Female Characters by Anna Bogutskaya which I devoured in like, one sitting over my winter break and posted a bunch of excerpts from but this discourse is extremely not limited to the CR fandom. I mean, think about all of the endlessly churning nonsense about the women of Gone Girl and Midsommar. I am going to see Love Lies Bleeding tomorrow and have steered well clear of really any discussion because I simply would like to see buff lesbians in a crime drama but apparently the discourse is rancid.

Of course there are people who assume ill of female characters while excusing men. That is absolutely a big problem. But again, we can barely talk about that. I recently made a post about how Laura is not a particularly chaotic player, and indeed is one of the most cautious players in actual play, and again I think there is a serious and important conversation to be had about how there's probably a reason why, say, Travis and Taliesin are more likely to make extremely bold moves, because they didn't get raked over the coals during C1 for stealing a cool broom from a guest character! I actually think Marisha has managed to hang on to some of her boldness and it makes her a stronger player but I would not have been surprised if she retreated after the hate she got from Keyleth. But yeah, in actual play, bold moves are pretty important. We can't even talk about how real-world misogyny holds back the actual actors without some moronic wretch being like "FIGURES THAT A MISOGYNIST CUNT LIKE YOU LIKES A MALE ACTOR."

When a character who is a man - or in some cases, characters who are not men but are played by men - does something people don't like we can say "wow, I didn't like this, but it was an interesting choice by the actor!" but we aren't allowed to either talk about the reasons why a real world woman might hesitate to play a character who does ugly things - because of the misogynistic backlash that will land specifically on her as a real person - nor can we compliment her for going for it and playing a complex flawed character, because how DARE you say a woman is anything less than some kind of Divine Feminine ideal. At best you're allowed a two-dimensional caricature of She's So Sweet And Good But Sometimes Gets Angry (this also happened to my friend Keyleth).

And this might reveal my own biases but like. I as a woman don't love being called self-centered, but that, personally, would probably lead me to some reflection. If you call me a girlfailure, even jokingly, I am going to break your nose. It's really telling that like...one of the absolute no-brainer "hey stop calling grown women girls" feminist tenets has gone by the wayside particularly with the set of people who think that meta that fails to put women on so high a pedestal they are untouchable is misogynist. They are awful towards women, fictional and real.

A line that always stuck with me from, bizarrely, a book about wordplay, was that Victorian men would treat women of their same classes as their superiors, but never their equals - they would coddle them and protect them but they wouldn't actually engage with their thoughts and foibles. (This happened to my friend Jester).

Anyway my personal solution is to keep going. On some level, as my previous post indicates, while I don't want the harassment it also only underscores my point, that a lot of these people are way more invested in being a dick to women on the internet than writing meta about the pretend women they think they like. I have to imagine they're doing this because either think they're entitled to meta they like from people who can actually fucking write it because god knows most of the people making this complaint have the most "if you can't dazzle them with brillance, blind them with the most purple-prose bullshit you can muster" attitude; or because they literally are just champing at the bit to attack women online with the ostensible veneer of "but it's FEMINIST to call THESE women cunts because they said my blorbo wasn't saintly and flawless." However, again, I know that I'm pretty bullheaded and forcibly unlearned the uh, patriarchal idea that women should not be confrontational. I do not blame people who look at this whole situation and say "I'm going to keep my thoughts to myself because this is so unpleasant."

[horrorgator-terrordile]

Do u have any td lesbian headcanons ? *Looks at u*

I ship bridgeva (that’s what it’s called if you were wondering). surfer x jock go brrrr

bridgette and eva would usually hang out at the local gym since they’re both athletic. while bridgette is a surfer and all, she’s still on the tamer spectrum of fitness so she’s not used to lifting 5 lbs of weights lol. eva most likely helps her tho.

I support gwourtney, duncan can suck it 🔥🔥🔥

The bfffls and the stepbutches/j are canon in my head. I personally call them bittersweet/sweetnsour :3

many other bridgette ships I fw are gwidgette, bridgney, and heathgette. I just like seeing my fave girlfailure being paired w women <3

transfem owen x izzy cause I said so

JOMARIA ‼️‼️‼️

[catt-marp]

Pokemon Western Lesbians - Mienshao/Weavile

Below is an intro story for a few of my OCs, set in a Western setting in a town of Fighting types, of two girlfailures that I love very much.

Her duty was to protect.

Nabi the Mienshao trained for years under a harsh but firm master, an Urshifu by the name of Shui. He was gone, spending the rest of his days in solitude after leaving the town in her hands. He taught her everything she needed to know about fighting and how to use those skills to protect. She had mastered both her own instinctive martial arts and her master’s, a style known as wushu.

She was good. The townsfolk felt safe with Nabi in charge. They looked up to her, cherished her, and gave her the name “Custodian.” She was quite fond of the term and preferred it over the stuffy “Sheriff” title she held. Cleaning up messes was a specialty of hers, after all. 

She was a bulwark; a barrier any Pokémon must pass if they wanted to cause trouble in their small town.

Unfortunately for all of them, something had already broken through.

And, Arceus dammit, she was such a pain in the ass sometimes.

“Oi! Ya done trying to stare holes into that stack of papers yet? Cause I gotta tell ya, it ain’t doing shit.”

Nabi took a slow breath before she spared a glance up from her pile of paperwork to level a blank look at the offending voice.

A wide, shit-eating grin leered at her, a Weavile standing much closer to her own face than she expected.

Nabi stumbled back, falling to the floor while her chair toppled over. The meticulously organized papers scattered everywhere around her in the surprise attack.

“Reshiram’s Blazing Flame, Jessie! What were you thinking?” she asked as she looked past the snickering Weavile towards the door. No one appeared to be peering through into her office. She let out a breath in relief before turning to glare at the offending Pokémon.

Jessie continued to snicker and in answer stuck her tongue out at the Mienshao.

Nabi’s deadpan stare was her own response. “Classy, Jessie. Real mature for a grown Pokémon to be acting this way while the Sheriff is trying to do her job,” she said, standing up off the ground and turning to pick up the loose scattered papers surrounding her. 

A shard of ice struck the floor near her a moment later, startling Nabi. The Mienshao eyed the shard, a single paper stuck underneath it; it was a blank form, nothing important. It never was. 

“Ya gotta be that stuck up all the time, Nabs? I’m just having fun here,” she pouted, throwing her claws behind her head and leaning against the wall behind Nabi’s desk.

“No, I just need to have an ounce of professionalism while I’m working, Jess,” she snapped, but not with any real venom behind it. She knew Jessie was bored and felt genuinely apologetic for taking this long to finish things up. “I’m sorry, by the way. This…problem child is a nuisance, as per usual.”

“What, ‘ol Caleb? Nah, he’s a sweetie on the inside, that Lucario. And dontcha worry that pretty little head of yours,” she said, smirk glued to Jessie’s face. “It’s fun, y’know, seeing ya work. Seeing the lady being all proper like.”

She pushed off the wall and meandered over to where she struck the floor with her attack, pulling out her shard with a tug. The Weavile looked to her right, spotted the open window in Nabi’s office, and expertly chucked it outside. “Jessie! There could be other Pokémon out there!” Nabi exclaimed, flailing her arms in distress. Jessie just greeted her with that same toothy smile of hers before she moved to help clean up the papers off the floor. Curse her, Nabi thought. Curse her for how effective that look was.

“Relax, ya’ silly goober. There’s that whole feast happening over at ‘ol Miss Callahan’s farmstead. Ain’t no way anyone just walking around all willy-nill-”

“Now, what do we have here? ‘Errything alright in there, Nabi?” a voice called from outside, freezing both the Mienshao and Weavile in their tracks.

Nabi just stared daggers at Jessie. The Weavile shrugged helplessly, her stupid smile still etched on her face. 

“Oops?” she whispered, all conspiratorial.

“Oops?! You balmy fool! Now hide, quick!” Nabi hushed back. She gestured for Jessie to hide behind a filing cabinet in the corner of her office. The Weavile glared at her, but complied; not, of course, before sticking a middle claw up at her. Taking a deep breath, Nabi turned toward the window. “Things are fine in here, Castor! Don’t you worry that head of yours none, I got it handled.”

“Whatever you say, sir,” Castor said, his firm voice flying in through the window. Resolute and stoic as ever. Castor was Nabi’s first deputy, a Sneasler that moved in from a mountainous region close by. The sound of his footsteps from the window trailed off, signaling the deputy’s departure. 

Nabi sighed, turning around to chide Jessie again when she felt a weight crash into her, knocking her to the ground in a huff. Nabi’s eyes flashed to meet Jessie’s, a fire burning in the Mienshao’s at the challenge. Again, that smirk from before was there, along with a devious complexion on the Weavile’s face. 

“Oh, come on, sir. How long do we have to hide? I ain’t do nothing wrong in years,” she said, licking her lips in exaggeration. “Other ‘Mons, they know we’re close, Nabs. Why ya always gotta put on this front, eh?”

Nabi didn’t hesitate. She reached around quickly with her whip-like appendages before wrapping tightly around the Weavile before she could react, trapping the dual Dark/Ice-type’s arms to her side, before being lifted off the ground with ease. 

Jessie’s eyes bulged a bit at that, smirk gone and replaced with a confused stare, dangling above Nabi. This confusion only grew as, with the same fire burning in Nabi’s eyes, the Mienshao brought her down to just before her face, and whispered, “Because I love you, you great yack.”

And then she kissed her. Nabi closed just the minimal hair’s breadth distance between their lips, as she held the Weavile’s body tight against her own, loosening her grip just a touch to allow Jessie control of her own arms again. Those arms quickly moved under hers, grabbing tight at the fur up and around her shoulders, pushing into the kiss with hunger. A few moments, maybe minutes, neither were sure, before Jessie pulled back and stared hungrily into Nabi’s eyes, red eyes meeting red, as equals. 

“And ain’t that the problem, sweet thing? I want them to know. I ain’t scared of no retribution,” Jessie huffed, panting a bit.

“But I am, Jess,” Nabi whispered, barely audible. “Reshiram only knows how worried I am, a Dark and Ice-type Pokémon in a small little town of Fighting types?”

Jessie responded with a sneer, but Nabi cut her off before she could voice her complaint. “Yes, yes, I damn well know you can handle yourself. It’s not that…well, not really,” she said, turning to break their eye contact for only a moment to collect her thoughts before returning her gaze. “I know this town. I love this town. But I don’t trust everyone. I don’t trust them as a whole not to make a rash decision, if certain things were to be made public knowledge.”

“What, like we bang?” Jessie scoffed.

Nabi flushed a bit for a moment before steel again entered her gaze. “Zekrom’s Spark, never change Jessie…but yes, that. And all it implies.”

They sat there for a bit, taking in each other’s face, slowly recovering from their brief tussle. A far-off look seemed to take over the Weavile’s eyes for a moment, before she muttered, more formal than she’d ever been in all the time Nabi knew her.

“You ashamed of me, Nabs?”

Guilt tore through Nabi, the words and expression on her lover’s face a one-two punch that took her breath away. She attempted to respond, but hesitated. Was she? No, she loved this beef-headed Weavile, but the fears of what her town would think overwhelmed her. But then, what was that feeling, if not shame? 

Jessie caught the hesitation on her snout and closed her eyes, turning her head to the side, and letting out a sigh. 

It was so much like a sound Nabi would make that Nabi could not stand to hear it again nor see that expression any longer.

“No, Jess. I am not ashamed of you. I’m just…worried. Very much so. But I see how it looks, and I want to work with you to be better,” she said, using her arms to turn Jessie’s face toward hers, trying to convey as much genuine care as she truly felt.

The vacant look on Jessie’s face turned a little thoughtful at her words, a little more of her energy from before, as she said, “Alright, lady, ya got my attention. Whatcha got?”

“We try your idea. We don’t flaunt anything, but we don’t hide, either. In exchange, you have to be a little more careful with your brazen actions, and you need to let me know if anyone gives you trouble. And if you find trouble…run away. Don’t confront anyone. Come and find me. We deal with whatever happens together. Sound okay?”

Nabi waited on a response, tension filling her as a blank look took over Jessie’s face once more.

“You’re telling me we get to show off, and if anyone throws up a snuff, we get to kick their ass together?” she asked, starting off slowly, but picking up speed as she raced through her question. That toothy smile appeared again, and her red eyes lit up. “No shit I’m okay with this! Let’s do it. All else fails, we leave this backwater town behind, eh?”

Jessie moved into hug Nabi, pushing her head and crown into Nabi’s neck. Nabi felt a little wetness collect in her fur as Jessie chuckled a bit into her side. Chuckles escaped Nabi too as she held on tight, but the last part of Jessie’s statement gave her pause. Shui gave her a duty. This town was under her protection. The Custodian persevered and preserved. She loved this town. Would she be able to leave it all behind if it came to that? 

She didn’t have an answer. In her mind, she much preferred fighting tooth and claw for Jessie while the inevitability of their acceptance came to pass. Naïve at best. 

Still, not like she had to have an answer now. Holding her beloved, she nuzzled back, basking in the comfort her weight provided. 

“So, uh, you want this Coba Berry soup, sir?”

Jessie jerked to look at the voice, bonking her head into Nabi’s. Both of the Pokémon on the ground groaned out in pain. Jessie rolled off Nabi, away from the voice at the door to Nabi’s office, while Nabi turned to look at the intruder. Her first deputy, Castor, stood there holding two bowls of soup, a bored expression on his face. 

“Yes, that sounds lovely, Castor. Mind leaving it on my table while I clean up?” 

He nodded, moving to place a bowl on her desk. The Sneasler turned around with his own bowl of soup, moving to his own smaller office somewhere else in the building. 

“You two are really cute, by the by. Nice to see you again, Jessie. Glad you’re working out together.”

His words floated through the door. Nabi and Jessie both stared at where he left, the sound of his own door shutting lessened by the distance, before their eyes met once again. Jessie was the first to speak.

“Did ya tell hi-”

“No, of course I didn’t!” 

Nabi sighed. Castor knew. Of course he did. Well, she supposed it could be worse than having one of her closest allies in her work also be a staunch supporter of her new public relationship. Her soft joy at that melted a bit when she saw a devious look grow on Jessie’s face again, a trickle of fear moving down her spine.

She jumped up off the floor and moved to the door, glancing side-to-side at the opening to make sure no one else was around. Nabi was close behind her, moving to stop whatever plan she had cooked up.

“Jessie, wait–”

“She ‘Cast-or’ lot in with me, deputy. Of course it’ll work out!” she shouted toward his door. No response, but a light chuckle muffled its way through. A smug look overtook her features, and she turned to throw a wink Nabi’s way. 

Nabi just grumbled.

“I’m going to regret this decision, aren’t I?” 

[qualityqontroll]

muse bio below the cut!

name: grace roswell gender: cis female (she/her) sexuality: lesbian age: 43 hometown: phoenix, arizona nationality: american height: 5'11" relatives: wes roswell (son, 22 years old) - clara roswell (ex-wife, 45 years old) occupation: quality control / programmer / technician disabilities & conditions: autism spectrum disorder, attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder

personality: grace has a tendency to be a little big cagey and prickly at first, reluctant to let others into her heart. she prefers to appear unaffected by the environment around her, and struggles to get closer to others due to a somewhat stiff, cagey nature. at worst, she's bitter and cynical - at best, she's a friend for life. it's not that hard to get her to open up with a little persistence, though, and when she does, she tends to be rather laid back and calm. it's not unheard of for her to crack a joke here and there. when particularly close to someone, she can be affectionate and playful. she prefers traditionally masculine hobbies like "cracking open a cold one with the boys" or "ignoring and suppressing emotions". grace tends to be a bit of a nerd. she's is a recovering gambling addict. despite her status as a mother, she's more of a "girldad" type, personality-wise.

appearance: long, wavy light brown hair, hazel eyes, glasses, tall in stature. all i have right now is this hasty sketch because she's brand spankin' new, so just take this until i make something better:

backstory: grace has been employed by pony express upwards of ten years, starting off with custodial duties on another ship fittingly named the pegasus and working her way up to technician/quality control status. she got along reasonably well with her crew, but the freighter was retired and her work was merged into joining the tulpar.

her skills range from computer programming to testing the systems aboard freighters, such as measuring the quality of water, food, and air circulation. essentially, she's good with numbers and keeping people alive, though that often feels like the bare minimum to her.

she used to be addicted to gambling—this played a part in her divorce, a marriage of over ten years flushed down the toilet due to her own addiction issues. each flight was one meant to regain the funds, so she could just gamble a bit more and get enough back to pay her debts... but it never came to that, and her marriage fell apart. she eventually got help for her addiction, but it was a little too late to pick up the shattered remains of her relationship.

she has a decent relationship with her son, wes. he's a gamer. good kid. wes is closer to her ex-wife, though.

grace's relationships with her crewmates are wholly dependent on interaction with others through roleplay, but the baseline is that she tries well enough to get along with all of them, while still being a little guarded and closed off. bit of a "girlfailure", if we're being honest.