Alright. I dont mean to complain but. I’m getting realllllllllll tired of fantasy media not giving lady dwarves beards
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“diamonds are a girl’s best friend”
WRONG
pockets she doth prefer
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showered, getting sleepy + entering chilling mode, and now 'm somehow fighting the urge to ramble + shitpost abt yandere santa, dilf ver. 🥴
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Right takes Brent to dinner (at Mr and Mrs Right's house) and Brent realizes this is an incredibly sacred thing and he cannot just tell a coworker "Yes, I went to his parents' house and enjoyed my time" so he just. Calls it the North Pole and after the buffer, Right points out "I do have to tell the owner of the fine establishment you just referred to him as Santa Claus"
And of course Brent panics because "will he be mad?" and Right is just "no??? the fuck would he be mad for? he'd probably give a jolly laugh" and Karen is watching this with mental popcorn cause she has NO idea what is going on.
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part 1 of several hlm plushie concepts!! all inspired by the jacket and biker plushies by steelwithteeth!
the son
^ design note: his paws r the same color as his gloves! also he's meant to be a panther, like the ones you see in showdown.
pardo
beard
henchie
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RIP well-moustachioed man. You were a red shirt, but your moustache was significant enough that the great Jonah Magnus had to point it out in his notes
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hearing that anjana vasan's fave before villain era was fish and chips is everything like it's so underrated it's my fave too
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