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Ik everyone hates Funko and marvel and whatever but you gotta admit my hobie pop rocks everyone say hi hobie
#meows#I do have a couple of other marvel pops#hobie unfortunately could not fit in the case#I also should’ve had the shelf lower so I could#put the boxes on top of the display#but I didn’t think ahead womp#tbh idk if I’ll put the other marvel pops it’s really just the guardians#and Loki and spiderman and Deadpool for me#I don’t have any Deadpool. but if I did they’d be in there#I need drax and gamora still. tho I swore I had drax???#I only have two of these shelves and a lot more pops#believe it or not but I’ve really slowed my collection#(says me who has bought 5 within the last month)#in my defense tho all but hobie were secondhand
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Boredom got the best of me
(Couldn't fit everyone) :(
#character bingo#six of crows#deadpool#kaz brekker#marvel#good omens#jack frost#carmen sandiego#spiderman noir#lucifer netflix#the cruel prince#maleficent#b99#valerian and the city of a thousand planets#nimona#tva loki#bucky barnes#rio agatha all along#john 117#i cant do this there are so many characters help me
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Recently i had made a story called Adventures at max’s delicessant and i had made up a character called cowboy five off of a whim and thought it would be funny you know if a cowboy version of himself just walked in but now its got me thinking there probably is different versions of five like that. When you think of timelines obviously it different points in time so of course there probably would be a cowboy five. in another timeline we probably have a five who grew up normally or a five that went into the apocalypse and didn’t take the handlers deal or a five completely different and grew up to be a god damn poet or shit we might have a five who is a fucking raver doing light shows for all we know. My point is that no matter how big or small the change might be ranging from accent to hell even a lopped off arm there is in fact different versions of him. We’ve seen this theme in Deadpool and wolverine where there was all those different versions of Deadpool and of wolverine, Spiderman, and Loki to name a few. So why wouldn’t there be a cowboy five or a raver five or hell even some victorian version of him in some timeline. All I’m saying is there is a huge window for people here to explore this topic and write stuff and i don’t think people are taking advantage of it enough.
#the umbrella academy#tua s4#tua season 4#five hargreeves#number five#umbrella academy#five x reader#five hargreeves x reader#tua five
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Introduction to my blog!
Info Speedrun! (★^_^★)
I go by mainly Jinx (I am sadly not an arcane fan) i'm thinking about going by Jamie too in the future,
Nonbinary, Aroace/Demiromantic, Mayhaps Polyamorous
Infp/Enfp
I MIGHT be neurodivergent
Reality shifter, I believe in Spirits/Ghosts and manifestation and have my own experiences with them,
i apologize to my non-shifter moots im definitely going to be reblogging stuff about it or make my own posts on it 😭
I am 16 so i apologize if i ever did interact with any nfsw blogs or blogs with 'Minors Dni' in them, feel free to unfollow me 🙏 /nm
My birthday is january 12!!
I’ve moved to tumblr from TikTok because of the ban (˶°ㅁ°) i’m still getting used to the features, culture, and etiquette so please be patient and educate me if i do anything annoying/wrong! ALSO my tiktok is oldcatsnbeetles, any moots from tiktok PLEASE MOOT ME HERE 🙏
I would love to make more moots on tumblr also! don’t be afraid to give me song or fic recs, ask questions about my interests or beliefs and just interact with general! i might not be able to explain reality shifting or manifestation well but i can definitely give you some good sources/blogs!
this will get updated regularly as the time pasts and my interests change ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
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Fandom List, i’ll probably add more as time goes on: Undertale, Deltarune, GRAVITYFALLS, Marvel (i know basically nothing about it but i love the fanfics) X-men (same thing as marvel) The owl house, Bob’s burgers, over the garden wall, steven universe, adventure time, smiling friends!! Big Top Burger, Good omens, the good place, the amazing digital circus, five nights at freddys and batman/dc stuff (same thing as marvel and x-men) the spiderverse movies, ouran highschool hostclub, dungeon meshi/delicious in dungeon, MY HERO ACADEMIA, assassination classroom, the disastrous life of saiki k, mob psycho, Dandadan i am aware of hazbin’s hotel’s existence
if its pink i adore it and its my entire personality, if its blue i know about it and probably watched it, if its green i only know fandom stuff/things in fics
Favorite characters:
My hero Academia: Shinso, Deku, Nezu,
Marvel/X-men idk: Spiderman (Specifically Tom Holland’s spiderman and Andrew Garfield’s Spiderman), Loki, Dr Strange, Deadpool, Wolverine
Gravityfalls: Waddles, Mabel and Dipper, that one guy that says ‘get em!! get em!!’ Bill Cipher, The Axolotal
Other: The Cheshire Cat, Garfield
Kins: Mabel and dipper, Vee from the owl house, Tina from bob’s burger, Papyrus and sans, Mob from mob psycho, Kinger from TADC, Spinel from Steven universe, Izuku midoriya, bmo from adventure time, UHH A BUNCH OF OTHERS
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Music Tastes, oh gosh this is going to be hard: Stereolab, Adrianne Lenker, Kimya dawson, I.C.P, Lemon demon, Strawberry Switchblade, Rob Zombie, Will Wood
Honorable Mentions: Toby Fox, S3RL, Alex G, Gorillaz, Ayesha Erotica, Boa, Liana Flores, Lady Gaga, Fiona Apple, Scary Bitches
Genres: Old 80s Rock, 2000s, Scene, Goth vampires music, Old 3ds game music (specifically animal crossing new leaf) theres probably alot more i can’t think of atm
Current Favorite Song: Dead Girl Superstar by rob zombie
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Games: Obscure 3ds and xbox games, animal crossing new leaf AND I GUESS new horizons, Tomodachi life #TomodachiLifeForSwitch, Miitopia, Pikmin, Wobble Dogs, Minecraft, Stardew Valley, Slime Rancher, Ooblets, Bugsnax, Spiritfarer, Terraria, Cult of the lamb, Cattails, Omori, Viva Piñata
If its Pink i’ve been playing it for all my life or i just really adore that game, If its blue i’ve played it briefly/And or completed it, if its green ive played it once or only know fandom stuff about it
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Other interests
Bugs, Aliens, Expensive Etsy Keychains/Stickers, Art, Louis Wein Cats, Fashion, Cats in general, Colorful stuff, Rainbows, Sparkles
Aesthetics/Fashion: Scene, Kidcore/Clowncore, Twee
Reality Shifting Stuff:
My drs currently are: Mha dr thats also mixed with marvel, dc, x-men and a bunch of other stuff, and an alternate version of that dr where im a vigilante :D,
My drs also have soulmate elements and a bunch of other stuff
I definitely will make an introduction post for each dr!
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DNI:
Basic Dni, Proshippers of any kind, Race Changers, Anti-Shifters, Mabel, Bakugo, and Ochako haters, people who don’t support Palestine, Terfs, Homophobic and transphobic people, AI ART DEFENDERS/USERS
INTERACT:
Reality Shifters, People who like my interests / Music tastes, Non-Shifters who don’t care and are respectful, Gay people,
MOOT ME UP RN:
Mha Shifters, Gravityfall shifters, Furrys, Therians, Kemonomimi people, People who believe in manifestation, Witchs, Pagens, Spiritual People, People who practice Hellenism, Neurodivergent people, Artists, Boring People, Weird/Nerdy/Cringe People, People who want to be teachers in the future/want to work with children/teens, cat lovers, FANFIC READERS🔥🔥
This is a safe space for systems!!
i don’t know much about DID besides the basics, but i do have some friends/moots who have it!
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Shifting Related:
#Vigilante Mha/Marvel dr
anything that i post/reblog about my vigilante dr, my dr also includes dc, xmen, danny phantom etc
#Hero Mha/Marvel dr
same world as my vigilante dr but im a hero and have a different path in life! this was actually the original version and my vigilante dr was an alternate universe of this dr, but i became more focused on my vigilante dr so ill probably talk about that one more!
#Gravityfalls Dr
anything i post about my gravityfalls dr! this dr also includes, danny phantom, the owl house, inside job, UHH star vs the forces of evil, and more! im still figuring things out for this dr so i probably won’t post about it until im certain in my pondering
#shifting/spirituality ˖ ݁𖥔 ݁˖
shifting reposts, motivation, memes etc, tarot, witchcraft, manifestation and more
#mine or other people’s mha drs
#this reminds me of my dr
Other/Misc:
#i heart gravityfall / mha / marvel / xmen / dc
any reblog of that media, i might forget to tag my reblogs sometimes woopsies
#helpful advice ᯓ★ / Tumblr Help
just anything i think would be helpful, there some shifting advice in here too
#HI MOOT/MOOTIE ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
i usually tag this on my friends/close moots posts when i reblog them! i might sometimes forget to or forget ur my moot so apologies in advance 😭
#pretty pictures (ᵒ̤̑ ₀̑ ᵒ̤̑)
aesthetic stuff, comics, art, etc also idk why the kaomoji is messed up on the computer 💔
#i agree
this is usually on posts that make an argument, is a ‘hot topic’ or opinion i agree with
#so me coded
#random polls
#this is so cool?!
theres probably more i used but these are the main ones!
Links:
some will be added in the future!
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Batman, Jerusha, and Eduardo
summary: a Deadpool, tasm!Peter, and Loki crossover crack fic. Wade, Peter 3, and Reader end up at the TVA in the aftermath of the events of Spiderman: No Way Home. Now what?
words: 5.1k
pairing: tasm!peter x reader (comedy, fluff)
warnings: language, desecration of canon, this is a crack fic; there is not an ounce of seriousness.
a/n: Y'all, I wrote this in 2022, sometime after No Way Home had been released. this is a repost as I deleted my writing blog that had the original. hope you like it!
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“Y/n, are you sure about this?”
“As sure as I am that a talking raccoon sent me a message on Snapchat about a couple of days ago from space, Peter.”
“Ok, am I supposed to know what any of that means because you look like you said something that makes absolute sense and-”
“Yes, I’m sure. I’m sure. On 3. 1, 2- I SAID ON 3”
“I PANICKED, WHAT DO WE DO NOW”
“LOOK FOR A DOOR”
“WHY ARE WE STILL SCREAMING”
“I DON’T KNOW”
“GUYS, SHUT UP, WE’RE GOING TO DIE”
An undetermined period of time earlier
After Strange reversed the spell, Y/n figured she’d be forgetting the entire thing. After all, that’s how these things work. Once Peter’s identity was revealed, y/n did everything in her power to make sure he didn't get in trouble. It’s the least she could do for her fellow avenger. The last week was exhausting, to say the least. She got home and settled on her couch and just when she thought she could have some peace and quiet, a huge translucent block appeared in the middle of her living room. And people walked out of it. People. In some weird armored uniform with huge holiday sparkler thingies. Instinctively, y/n took her emergency gun from under the couch and began to aim.
“What the f-”
“It’s a standard sequence violation. Branch is growing at a slow and stable slope. Variant Identified.”
“Dude, who are you? And what are you doing in my living room?” her grip on the gun began to become tighter.
“On behalf of the Time Variance Authority, I hereby arrest you for your crimes against the Sacred Timeline.”
“The sacred what now?”
“Hands up. You’re coming with us.”
“You wish.” Y/n began to fire at the intruders, but somehow, everything slowed down. The bullet was traveling much slower than it should, and y/n was still just as she was when she fired the gun and was moving very, very slow. Y/n wasn’t very certain if she was dreaming or not at this point.
“You’re traveling at 1/16th the normal speed.” One of the intruders began to explain what was going on while tying some sort of strap around her neck. Y/n was in no state to pay attention to what he was saying. She was dragged through the same translucent cinderblock in her living room and found herself in a place that definitely was not her house.
It took a couple of minutes for her to regain composure. A man was sitting at what seemed to be the reception of the place. He wore a name tag that said, Casey. On the other side of the reception, y/n saw a familiar face in a state similar to hers. Handcuffed, weird strap thingy around the neck, extremely agitated.
“Oh, thank god, PETER 3! PETER 3 OVER HERE”
“OH MY GOD Y/N IS THAT YOU?” They both attempted to run towards each other but ended up exactly where they started. Weird.
“With all due respect, what the fuck was that?” Y/n asked her captor, trying her best not to add to her apparent list of crimes.
“Sorry, company rules.”
“What is this place?”
“You’ll see.”
Y/n was sent inside an elevator that managed to shred every last bit of dignity she had brought with her.
“Good lord, take me to dinner fir-SON OF A B-” y/n landed on the ground of the level below the one she was in a moment ago, now fully clothed in what seemed to be some uniform made for the supposed “criminals” these people bring in.
A woman was sitting behind a desk with a huge stack of papers.
“Please sign here to verify this is everything you’ve ever said.”
“Say what now?” A new sheet of paper was added to the already huge pile and y/n begrudgingly signed it.
She was now led to a bigger room, some sort of a ticket counter place (a/n: I forgot what it’s called please bear with me) and there was a TV there with some sort of orientation video going on. Y/n took a minute to absorb her surroundings and joined the person in front of her after taking a ticket. She was the only other variant there, except for this other guy. He was wearing a red mask, black around the eyes, and a uniform similar to hers, complete with handcuffs and whatnot. Y/n wondered how they let him keep the mask. He decided to break the silence since might as well do it, seeing as they were not getting to the end of the line any soon.
“So, you come here often?”
“Not on Sundays. Sundays are for the lord.”
“Makes sense. I’m Batman. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I’d shake your hand but they’re busy being handcuffed.”
“Hey, Batman. I’m Jerusha.”
“Your name is not Jerusha, is it?”
“You’re one to talk, Batman.”
“Your ticket, sir.” asked one of the guards to Batman. He handed over the ticket and was told to wait. Y/n soon joined him. A couple of minutes later, A man with a file in his hand called out “Wilson, Variant D0123 aka Wade Wilson.”
“Well, this is my stop, try not to get pruned, Jerusha. Or you know, go ahead, I met you five minutes ago I don’t really care and-”
“Try not to get what now?” he was gone long before he could answer her.
“Y/L/N, Variant V1016 aka Y/N Y/L/N.” A man in a brown suit showed up, holding a file with her name on it.
“Are you going to tell me what’s going on or do I have to break your nose or something?”
“I admire your, let’s say confidence. It’s great, really. You’re in handcuffs, in a place you have no clue about, and you’re still just as you were a few hours ago. It’s brilliant. You know most people get pruned before they even get here, It’s all the adrenaline and whatnot, I-” The man started walking as he spoke and y/n figured she’ll follow.
“Okay, hold your horses, Who are you?”
“Oh, right, sorry. I’m Mobius. I work for the TVA, I’ve been assigned your case. The TVA is-”
“Yeah I got that from Walmart Tara Strong.” y/n said, pointing to miss minutes.
“Room 46, we’re here. So, shall we?”
“Shall we what? Ever since I got here I’ve got no clear explanation of what is going on. Can someone at this place stop assuming that I know what this is for one goddamn minute?”
“You may need to sit down for this.”
Sometime, but not too long later
“So you’re telling me, I was supposed to get infected by some virus-”
“Symbi-”
“Symbiote about a couple days ago, but I didn’t, so I’m here?”
“Pretty much.”
“HOW IS THAT A CRIME? I BASICALLY SURVIVED, I’M SUPPOSED TO BE CELEBR-”
“Gee, calm down, calm down. It’s more than that. You getting infected and becoming Venom is a very important part of your universe. Venom basically paves the way for the next generation of your Avengers.”
“But, How? How does one person, that too me of all people, change the narrative? Because that is abs-”
“You die.”
“W-What?”
“Venom is sort of like a parasite. It takes over you, there’s almost no getting rid of it. In most cases, it tends to bring out the best in you. The downside is, What’s best for one is not the best for everyone.”
“I don’t understand, I wouldn’t do Anythi-”
“When you became Venom, you became basically invincible. You became so powerful even Banner wouldn’t have stood a chance. Unfortunately, Venom brought out your darkest side. It completely took over your body and mind and at one point everybody became fully aware of the fact that you’re a threat. A dangerous one at that. Many people tried to stop you, and at one point, people stopped trying. Out of fear. The wizards had a mess of their own to deal with so even they couldn’t interfere. Finally, when worse became worst, a task force was formed to take you down. Earth’s mightiest heroes, Volume 2. You brought them together.”
Y/n was speechless. I mean, who wouldn’t be if they realized they were just pawns in some sick space lizards’ twisted games? All her life, she only ever helped people. Or tried to. All because she thought she had to. If this “sacred timeline” is so important to the Time Keepers, then all y/n wanted to do now was to absolutely destroy it.
There has always been a discourse of the illusion of free will. Some deny there is an illusion, some deny there is free will. Ultimately, at the end of the day, everyone moves on. But when you find out one day that you were born to do what someone wanted you to, and you only thought they were your choices, you would most definitely want to burn down everything they created.
“Mobius, why did you tell me this?”
“Well, you’re gonna forget most of it. And I need your help on something.”
“And what’s in it for me?”
“Not getting pruned, getting reset and back to your timeline, just how things were supposed to be.”
“So I’ll help you and you’ll send me back to die.”
“If you put it that way, then yes, pretty much. Look, it’s the best I can do. You’ll get your life back, you won’t remember any of this.”
“I have a better idea. How about I help you, and send me back without erasing my memories?”
“It doesn’t really work that way.”
“It does now. If I go back remembering everything, I’ll create the next Avengers thing, just like I was supposed to.”
“That changes the entire timeline, it doesn’t add up.”
“And what if I don’t take the deal?”
“You get reset and sent back.”
“So it changes nothing?”
Mobius was silent. He felt bad for her. There was no way in which he or anyone, for that matter could help her.
“If you help me with this, we could delay your resetting. We’ll figure out a way in the meantime. Trust me. I need you for this.”
Y/n considered his offer. It did make sense, The longer they delay it, the longer they have to think. Or at least, for her to enjoy what’s left of the rest of her days.
“All right, I’m in. Under one condition.”
“And what is that?”
“I’m gonna need some backup.”
Meanwhile in another room
“I swear I don’t know any Eddie Brock. Can I go now?” They’d been at it for a while now and no matter what Peter said, the officer didn’t seem to believe him.
“Not so fast, Peter. You were supposed to have an encounter with an Eddie Brock hours earlier. This was supposed to pave the way for the future of this universe.”
“But it’s not my universe, I have no idea what I should have done. Or did.”
“Eddie Brock plays a very important role in this universe, but that doesn’t concern you. You were supposed to...” he trailed off like he was going to say something he was not allowed to.
“Supposed to what? Who is this guy?”
“It’s really not that complicated. We’ll just reset you and everything will go back to normal.”
“You’re not resetting anything. None of this makes any sense.” Peter was getting more and more irritated as time went on. On top of the fact that free will is a complete lie, his spider-sense was going crazy every second. The entire place was making him feel unsafe and gave him a weird sense of nostalgia that nauseated him. The room was very silent except for their talking so he could clearly hear the person outside making their way towards the room.
“Mr. Parker, listen to me, this is different from last ti-” The door opened to reveal a couple of Hunters he had seen in the lobby earlier.
“We have orders to escort variant P1989 to room 46. The file is being transferred to Mobius.”
The officer sighed like this was a regular activity he was growing increasingly tired of.
“Take him away,” he said, in a tired, dull voice.
Meanwhile in another room, because I said so
“When do you get off from work? I know this really shitty burger place in Queens. It’s the only place I can afford. You only get paid so much for being a professional assassin. I’m kidding, it actually pays a crap ton, but nowhere near what that guy Ryan Reynolds makes. I’ve been told I look like him, but I don’t see it. Do you? Cause he is kinda hot I guess but I just don’t really get him, you know? I feel I’m more like Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman? Wolverine? Greatest Showman? No? What are you doing with your life, Debra?”
“My name is Fergus. And I asked you to shut up 10 minutes ago, Wilson.”
Fergus heard the door open and was immediately filled with relief.
“Are you here to take him? Please take him.”
“Call me,” Wade mouthed and made a phone sign with his hands while being dragged away.
Room 46
“Good, You’re all here. I’m Mo-”
“Has anyone ever told you you sound like Lightning McQueen?”
“Who?” Y/N asked
“You know, the car?”
“It’s a talking car?”
“Good lord, Eduardo, it’s a cartoon.”
“Um, my name is Peter.”
“You feel like an Eduardo. Tell him, Jerusha”
“Now that I think about it, you do feel like an Eduardo.”
“Come on, Eduardo? Really? I mean, Edward I can live with. Eduardo?”
“I don’t make the rules, Ed.”
“You literally came up with my name.”
“Did I? Really? Are we sure it’s not the Time Keepers manifesting?”
Everyone went silent for a moment as if to reflect on what Wade said. It did make some sense.
“Guys, focus, we don’t have time.”
“Right, sorry, Mobius, go on.”
Mobius explained the problem and how he needed their help.
“Ok, so, let me get this straight. You need to find this, Sylvie person, and you want us to help you?”
“Pretty much, Peter.”
“It’s better than getting pruned or reset, I’m in.”
“Great! What about you, Batman?”
“Well, Jerusha, I’m in, but under one condition. Eduardo has to tell me what Shampoo he’s using.”
“It’s just uh, Head and shoulders’ men,” Peter said, with a severe expression, while rubbing his neck.
“It’s Johnson’s baby no tears isn’t it.” Wade countered.
“I have sensitive eyes, Wade.” Peter tried to defend himself but his now unusually high voice wasn’t helping.
“I KNEW IT.”
Timeskip brought to you by Harry Styles
“Mobius, are you sure we’re in the right place?”
“Yes, for the millionth time, I am sure it said Lamentis.”
Y/n, Peter, Wade, and Mobius, along with a few hunters had been looking for hours, and there was no sign of Sylvie anywhere. The people there seemed to be evacuating quickly (or trying to) due to a potential meteor that could destroy the planet. Usually, when a nexus event occurs before an apocalypse, it doesn’t count as a nexus event, but this time, it showed up on Mobius’ radar, almost like someone intentionally tipped him off.
One thing that’s been bugging Peter, was that the TVA felt familiar. Like he had been there before. He knew that was not possible, because he would definitely remember if someone had told him choices are a lie. He could’ve sworn that the officer handling his case was about to mention that he had been there earlier before they got interrupted. There’s no way he’d forget this place.
“I’ve learned better than to split up at sketchy places but it looks like we don’t have many options. We’ve got a lot of ground to cover.”
“Peter’s right, we’ve been at this all day, and the sooner we find her, the sooner we can get this over with. The lesser paperwork, the better.”
Peter, Y/n, Wade, and a few hunters went in one direction, while the other hunters and Mobius went in the other.
Peter could see that Y/n wasn’t too happy with the idea. He assumed she had second thoughts about splitting up. He made his way near to where she was.
“Hey, Y/n, you’re gonna be okay. I’m coming with you. You’ll be fine. Trust me.” Whether he meant it or not was another thing considering they didn’t meet very long ago, but somehow he made it sound reassuring.
Y/n smiled sympathetically. There she was, waiting for her life to unravel further, knowing that every step towards making this plan work is suicide and not having an option but to comply, and this man, a friend, with no slightest clue of what was going on with her is trying his best to give her hope, to make sure she realizes that things will work out, even when she knows the exact opposite. This small gesture made her look forward to something. What? She didn’t know either.
“Thank you, Peter 3. It means a lot”
“You know you could call me Peter, right? I mean, I’m the only one here, so”
“Sorry, force of habit, Peter” They both smiled like they were 6-year-olds who had been offered candies. They lingered for a few seconds in each other’s gaze to let the feeling sink in, whatever it was. This was the only ray of positivity they could both find. There was something about each other that they found comforting. Was it that they were both only pieces of something they used to be a part of? Was it that they were both just as broken?
“Now kiss.”
“Wade-What-Were you here the whole time?”
“Way to ruin the moment, Eduardo, and yes, I was here the whole time.”
“Why were you-”
“I came to tell you lovebirds that I stole a temp pad from the TVA earlier so that we can escape this shithole that’s about to explode, but this is more interesting.”
“And it didn’t occur to you that you should have mentioned that earlier?”
“Well, Jerusha, I was going to escape alone, because I met you guys literally 12 hours ago, but there’s this really annoying voice inside my head and well, here I am.”
“Teamwork at its finest.”
“Now, do we have a plan? If we are going to ditch this place, that is. I’d really rather live with the possibility of getting pruned completely off the table.”
“Well, we could just pull a Sylvie. We keep planet-hopping hoping no one finds us. Or we could just have our memories erased and go home,” Wade suggested. Y/n was visibly uncomfortable at the mention of home. She wasn’t sure she even had one anymore. The word home was officially a trigger now.
“Wait, there should be something else we can do, right? If we are running away, we can’t keep doing it forever, they’re going to catch up at some point and they won’t let us go till we get pruned or reset or worse and we can’t go home, because there’s no- we can’t- I don’t want- no, no, I don’t wanna go back, we can’t go back, Wade, we can’t-” Y/n was hyperventilating at this point. She was struggling to get words out past the heavy feeling in her chest. Her hands were trembling and sweaty and she hated it. She hated that she couldn’t make it stop. She hated that everywhere she went, death was waiting for her with a scythe and the finest of her demons.
“Y/n, hey, hey, look at me, you’re okay. You’re okay. Look at me, we’re not going home. No one’s going home. You’re fine. I told you I’ll look out for you, right? I’ve got your back. You’re gonna be fine. You’re not going home. It’s alright. You’re alright. Everything’s fine.” Peter looked right into her eyes to make sure she knew he meant every word. His hands found hers and held them tight as if to reassure her that nothing was going to get her as long as he was there. Y/n still hadn’t found her rhythm again but she was visibly calming down.
Y/n was a very strong person. A part of what made her strong was accepting where she needed help. She knew there was no way she was going to beat fate singlehandedly. Peter was not going to be there forever, who’s to say what’s gonna happen next, but for this moment, she will forever be grateful.
Peter didn’t even know what was wrong or why she freaked about home, but that didn’t seem to matter to him. He was definitely curious, but he knew better than to press on a fresh wound. He wasn’t sure if it was the entire setting or the fact that she was confident enough to be vulnerable around him, but he was starting to care for her differently than he did when he met her.
Peter let go of her hands and hugged her, and Wade joined in about 3 seconds.
“Group hug.”
“Wade, you’re stepping on my toes.”
“Sorry.”
“Hey, Teletubbies. We’re running out of time,” one of the hunters called out.
“Don’t mess with the power of friendship, Barnabus.” Wade is going to get punched in the nose one day.
“My name is not -”
“I will milk your spleen.”
That seemed to shut him up. They continued on their way, searching for Sylvie. Somewhere in the middle of their heart-to-heart hugging session, Y/n had come up with a plan. The way the hunters were positioned was one in front of the variants, one at the back, and two more leading the way, to prevent potential escape plans. Apparently, they suck, because no one seemed to notice when the hunter at the back end suddenly disappeared.
Peter looked at both of them and gave nodded, which was their decided signal.
“Oh my GOD. EDUARDO ARE YOU OKAY?”
“I don’t know, I don’t- Y/n I don’t feel so good.” Peter pretended something was wrong with his head and then he fainted. Well, fake-fainted.
“What are you people looking at? GET HELP! HE’S DYING, GO GET HELP!” Y/n put on a show and well, the rest of get help was executed perfectly. She learned that from her friend Loki, who they were, ironically, looking for till about 15 minutes ago.
“Ok, so, temp pad? Check. Secluded location? Check. Mobius’ wallet? Check.”
“Wade, why do you have Mobius’ wallet.”
“A lady never kisses and tells.”
“I have no intentions of finding out what that means. So, what now, Y/n?” Peter asked.
“You’re asking me?”
“You got us so far, might as well take us not home,” he said with a smile. That smile. It radiated comfort. Y/n couldn’t help but feel warmth whenever he smiled. There were many reasons for her to give up then and there and accept defeat, but Peter made her want to fight. He made her want to live.
“Well if we need to escape without creating a nexus event we need to wait till we’re minutes away from that meteor, so, I guess we wait.”
They found a small canyon where they could lie low and keep an eye out for the meteor. Y/n sat in a corner thinking about the last 24 hours. Even if they had been some of the worst moments of her life, she felt like she wouldn’t mind going through this again if it meant she’d have Peter with her. In the few days she’d known him, he became her rock, her anchor. She felt terrible for not reciprocating anything in return. She didn’t feel like she owed him, no, this felt natural. Like this was meant to be.
“Oh hey, Peter. Where’s Wade?”
“Wade said he’ll keep an eye out for anything suspicious. I think he’s singing both parts of ME! outside.” Y/n laughed at this, and Peter could swear she was radiant. The sky in all its beauty and the planet’s Moon that could’ve put everything else to shame looked like nothing compared to her. He felt like she belonged up there, among the stars. She’d be the envy of the skies and everything else beyond. He was falling for her and he knew it. He’d known her for less than 3 days, but he had this feeling that it had been longer, it was hard to explain. This was a very familiar and yet somehow drastically different feeling. He knew there was a very good chance this may not end well, but this time, he wanted to take that chance. He was distracted from his thoughts by a curious Y/n.
“You know, I’ve been meaning to ask you. Why are you doing this?”
“Doing what?”
“Helping me. There’s no reason for you to. You have a home somewhere and some people who need you. Why are you here? You could just get this over with and go home.”
“That’s not true.”
“What?”
“That I have no reason. Of course, I do.” He looked at her like she was his entire world. She looked at him like she was seeing colors for the first time. She wanted to live in this moment forever. It was like they knew each other in every possible way and like they were meeting for the first time. He wanted to stay there, observing and appreciating her for as long as he could. He put a strand of her stray her behind her ear to get a good look at her. She could feel her cheeks heating up. She knew he could hear her rapid heartbeat and she hoped he would take the hint. He didn’t.
“So, um, if you don’t mind me asking, what was your nexus event?”
“Apparently, I was supposed to get infected by some symbiote, and, well, it’s a long story but it doesn’t look good for me.” She didn’t want to tell him that she was supposed to go on a murder spree, no, she was afraid he’d look at her differently.
“What’s your reason?”
“Well, I supposed to meet some guy? I think. I’m not sure but it’s not nearly as cool as yours.”
“Cool? Really? Cause that was not my first thought.”
“Come on, you fight aliens and parasites. My biggest threat was a giant himbo in a rhino costume”
“I’m sure he was terrifying.” Y/n managed to say once she was done laughing.
“He had a Hello Kitty tattoo on his shoulder that I had the misfortune of seeing.”
Y/n laughed harder and Peter joined her, while simultaneously sneaking glances and admiring her. Their moment was interrupted by a panic-stricken Wade running towards them.
“GUys it’s fALLING FAsteR.” he managed to say while running.
“WHAT?”
“RUN”
All three of them started running as fast as they could and decided to get away from the civilians so as to not attract any attention. They got to the end of the canyon, the deepest part, from where the meteor was clearly visible.
“WHAT NOW?”
“WADE, STOP SCREAMING”
“YOU’RE SCREAMING, JERUSHA”
“YEAH, ‘CAUSE YOU’RE SCREAMING, HAL JORDAN”
Wade gasped. “YOU TAKE THAT BACK”
“WHO THE FUCK IS HAL JORDAN?” Peter was more confused than before.
“YOU KNOW, THE GREEN LAN-”
“HOW IS THIS HELPING”
“Right, Sorry. So uh, If I remember correctly, this was the Earth I’m from,” Y/n said while entering some sort of intergalactic coordinates in the temp pad.
“And a different Earth means a different coordinate, and I saw Mobius change the first digit to get to Lamentis, and the File with the Earth Coordinates that I remember seeing changed only the last digits, so I’m guessing that this,” Y/n said while changing the coordinates from earlier “will get us to the next Earth. They’re way too close to other Earths so it’s hard to track us.”
“Y/n, are you sure about this?”
“As sure as I am that a talking raccoon sent me a message on Snapchat about a couple days ago from space, Peter.”
“Ok, am I supposed to know what any of that means because you look like you said something that makes absolute sense and-”
“Yes, I’m sure. I’m sure. On 3. 1, 2- I SAID ON 3”
“I PANICKED, WHAT DO WE DO NOW”
“LOOK FOR A DOOR”
“WHY ARE WE STILL SCREAMING”
“I DON’T KNOW”
“GUYS, SHUT UP, WE’RE GOING TO DIE”
“MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE GOING BATSHIT CRAZY, I CAN HEAR COLOURS AND SEE SOUNDS, THAT METEOR IS WAY TOO CLOSE THAN IT SHOULD BE AND I CAN FEEL SOMETHING IN THAT DIRECTION,” Peter said, pointing ahead.
“GUYS. DOOR. DOOR. IT’S A DOOR. JERUSHA, EDUARDO, ITS A DOOR”
“YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT NOW RUN.”
The group made their way towards the doorway as the meteor hit Lamentis behind them. Everything started to fall apart around them, and they were not close enough to the door to make it on time. Peter and Y/n held each other’s hands and ran as fast as they could. Wade was much faster than both of them combined. The door was starting to fade away, and the falling debris was not helping. They fought through the dirt, rocks, and falling pieces of meteor and barely made it out in one piece. Wade got there first. He waited for Peter and Y/n who were seconds away.
“Together,” they said in unison. They went through the doorway together, and as if right on cue, it closed behind them immediately after they crossed.
“(Y/n), Where are we?” Peter asked in what seemed to be a mix of intrigue and what seemed to be fear, which was justified considering the environment. His spider-sense was very active like it was a radar that had caught 100 things at the same time. It was late at night, at least half past midnight, and they were in a dark alley. It was way too loud, given the time, and it wasn’t the kind of loud that gave you the idea that the place was bustling with life. It was eerily quiet among the noise, which could make anyone uncomfortable. The entire neighborhood was drenched in a yellow atmosphere, that reeked of violence, crime, and somehow, pain. On top of one of the buildings nearby, Y/n spotted a certain familiar vigilante in red and black armor and a mask finished with devil horns and determination.
“Hell’s Kitchen.”
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Welcome to my blog !
About me ! ; the basics
name ; saint , logan , johnny
big age ; 19 ('05)
little age ; 2 - 5
pronouns ; he / they / star / it (+more!)
gender / sexuality ect. ; gay , trans , ace , poly(?)
links at end of post!!
pronouns page | strawpage
About me ! ; my interests
games ; call of duty , overwatch , valorant , hogwarts legacy , jedi fallen order , jedi survivor , red dead redemption 2 , roblox (royale high , dress to impress + more!) , fnaf , poppy playtime , indigo park , forza horizon , resident evil 4 , good pizza great pizza , animal crossing new horizons , mario kart 8 , mario kart wii , just dance , the last of us , detroit become human , spiderman , little nightmares , buckshot roulette
movies / shows / musicals ; star wars , harry potter , marvel , x-men , deadpool & wolverine , the greatest showman , grease , hairspray , moulin rouge , phantom of the opera , annie , hamilton , les miserables , arcane , criminal minds , swat , titains , the batman , high school musical , heartstopper , heathers , young royals , ghostbusters , beetlejuice , into the woods , mean girls , the umbrella academy , nimona , descendants , lemonade mouth , stranger things
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misc ; books , lego , monster high , collecting , cds , dvds , posters , flowers , pins , halloween , fall/autumn , deco pacis , colouring
DISCLAIMER ; I do not support the actions of my faves! I hold them all accountable! I do not support JKR , noah schnapp ect!!!
About me ! ; My faves
celebrities / authors ; pedro pascal , oscar isaac , hugh jackman , ryan reynolds , erik j brown , ali hazelwood , tom holland , gerard way , aiden gallagher , kit connor , andrew garfield , ewan mcgregor , hayden christensen , carrie fisher , eddie remain , tom hiddelston , josh hutcherson , david harbour , wynona rider , aaron tveit , matthew gray gubler , maya hawke , natalia dyer , thomas gibson , padget brewster , aj cook
characters ; viktor , jinx , vi , ekko , simon 'ghost' riley , john 'soap' mactavish , kyle 'gaz' garrick , captain john price , keegan p russ , robin buckley , spencer reid , steve harrington , emily prentiss , aaron hotchner , penelope garcia , james potter , remus lupin , sirius black , loki , logan howlett , scott summers , rogue , marc spector , steven grant , obi-wan kenobi , anakin skywalker , luke skywalker , han solo , leia organa , ben hargreeves , luther hargreeves , five hargreeves , newt scamander , theseus scamander , din djarin , wade wilson , danny zuko , ben florian , flynn rider , aziraphale , crowley , nick nelson
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nsfw , abdl/ddlg (and variants) , racist, homophobic , transphobic , ableist , zionist , edsh , n@zi , trump supporters , anti agere , anti petre , dsmp/qsmp fans (mainly dream team & wilbur fans)
My rules ; boundaries
when using pet names or gendered terms, keep them masc or gn NO FEM TERMS
DO NOT flirt with me , whether that is as a joke or platonicaly
keep all asks SAFE FOR WORK
more...
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🐾 . lo's fictional faves ; my favourite fictional characters
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Requests
Requests are currently: OPEN
Dear readers, My heart beats for writing, and yours does for putting yourself in imaginary texts. So that's why I am here. Let me know what ideas you have or what scenario is playing in your head. I will make it come true. A list of movies, games or series I love to write about at the time, are going to be found further down. (Characters I like to write about are marked with ʚ♡ɞ but of course I will write about other characters of this show too) But if you want one which is not on the list, it's not possible for me to write about that, since I don't know how their characters are. But of course you can ask, might be that I forgot one I already know. Feel free to request, I am happy about any I am getting!
- The Umbrella Academy (ʚ♡ɞ Five Hargreeves, ʚ♡ɞ Diego Hargreeves) - Harry Potter (ʚ♡ɞ Draco Malfoy, ʚ♡ɞ Harry Potter) - The last of us (ʚ♡ɞ Ellie Williams, ʚ♡ɞ Joel Miller) -Rick and Morty (ʚ♡ɞ Rick Sanchez) - Call of duty (ʚ♡ɞ Simon Ghost Riley, ʚ♡ɞ Alejandro Vargas, ʚ♡ɞ König) - Detroit become human (ʚ♡ɞ Connor RK800) - Masked men/ Military men scenarios - Outerbanks (ʚ♡ɞ JJ Maybank, ʚ♡ɞ Rafe Cameron) - The walking dead (ʚ♡ɞ Glenn Rhee, ʚ♡ɞ Rick Grimes, ʚ♡ɞ Daryl Dixon) - Marvel (ʚ♡ɞ Deadpool, ʚ♡ɞ Spiderman, ʚ♡ɞ Loki, ʚ♡ɞ) - Shameless (ʚ♡ɞ Carl Gallagher, ʚ♡ɞ Lip Gallagher) - Ghostface (ʚ♡ɞ Billy Loomis)
You can request everything… And when I say everything I mean EVERYTHING. Gore, Angst, Fluff or Smut I write about everything you want me too. You can request something anonymous or you can tell me your username and I will give credits to you and you amazing ideas. If you draw or edit Pictures I will definitely use them if you want me too.
Lots of love your Merci ʚ♡ɞ Ps: My first language is not English, so if you spot mistakes, feel free to tell me :)
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"Name's Hobie.. Hobie BROWN‼️‼️" ~ intro post
TW FLASHING LIGHTS, gifs, & blinkies 📸
DNI: zionist, radfems/terfs, proshitters, misogynist, racist, pig lovers 🚔🐷, nazi's, anti-sex workers, anti-minorities, ableist, basic dni criteria - Instant block.
pls note that i might interact with nsfw writing post sometimes, tho this account is strictly sfw!!!
Welcome to my audhd blog 💥
- My name is Malek, but i also go by Hobie or Spider Punk.!!! (i fucking love being cringe!!!!!!!) he/vamp/bites only please.
- I'm a black punk agender arosepc LESBIAN* ..i thought i was bi., 'nd honestly? The existence of my fellow queer people in general fills me and so many others with joy and hope. And if you're reading this, you have to keep living.
- Though not a roleplay account, i made a this new blog since the last time I used tumblr was when I identified as a cis girl. Dx
-Bpd, autism and adhd,,, really sick combo⁉️⁉️
- This account will be used for me to gain my daily HYPERFIXATIONS intake from the following fandoms below!!
(list also made for me to keep track of all my fixations.....)
★ Spiderverse / Spiderman !!!
★ Spiderpunk and his comics
★ Arcane
★ Sonic / Stobotnik / Queerplatonic Sonadow
★ Mouthwashing
★ Batjokes
★ Deadpool, Wolverine, and Poolverine
★ Dungeon Meshi / Delicious in Dungeon
★ Bojack Horseman
★ Leosagi
★ Tmnt, RotTmnt, Tmnt Mutant Mayhem
★ Stardew Valley (specifically my husband Elliott <3)
★ Hellenism (Ares + Dionysus devotee)
★ Anarchism and Punk culture
★ Deltarune / Undertale!!!
★ 1980s hardcore punk bands !!!
★ Suselle
★ Pet snakes
★ Pet rabbits
★ ASL (i'm a hearing person)
★ Longboarding
★ DeathNote
★ Inside Job
★ Juju Kaisen
★ Danganronpa.. /neg
★ Ninjago
★ Adventure time
★ Usagi Yuichi
★ Don't hug me i'm scared!
★ Loki
^^ Ummmmm more'll be added later on 💥💥
• This will be a SFW blog!!! I may reblog suggestive content if it validates my trans / agender identity enough
• I enjoy reclaiming slurs and WILL be calling myself THE tranny faggot nigga 💯💯
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
I've got no idea what else to add so enjoy my blinkies and stamps collection:
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Watched Deadpool And Wolverine
8/10 good movie but the 20 minute sex scene was a bit gratuitous
Real spoilers below
THEY WERE LITERALLY TOXIC DOOMED YAOI BUT THEY FUCKING MADE IT
Chris Evans came back only to be his other marvel character, talk shit about bald skullfucker lady I forgor her name, get quoted in full by deadpool, then gets fucking killed (he actually said all that watch the post credit scene you heathen)
I never watched Loki (no amount of multiverse lore will make me watch Loki) nor Logan (I watched Lego Batman instead)
Ladypool is NOT Taylor Swift
That credits sequence with the behind the scenes stuff from the other Fox Marvel movies made me sad THEY EVEN USED THE SONG GOOD RIDDANCE (TIME OF YOUR LIFE) BY GREEN DAY IT MAKES ME SO SAD FUCK DISNEY FOR BUYING OUT FOX AND TAKING FULL OWNERSHIP OF THE OTHER THIRD OF THE MCU
Disney better get away from Sony do not fucking dare get your mouse hands on Spiderman
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requesting guide
updated: 17.06.23
please make sure to read this before requesting anything — i'm hoping that you'll respect my boundaries on what am i comfortable with and with not writing.
MASTERLIST
I tend to curse often in my fics, and are usually comfortable with covering more serious topics, so make sure to check the content warning before hand. I always write warnings when I believe they're needed, but do let me know if you think something should be added!
also senders may request as many as they want <3
FORMS OF WRITING :
oneshot
imagine
headcanon
series
alphabet
I tend to write oneshots over 1000 words, so if you want feel free to specify if you want a long or short story.
CONTENT I WRITE :
fluff
angst
sensitive / triggering topics
gore
smut / spice
most tropes ( best at friends to lovers )
I'm pretty comfortable with writing sensitive topics as well as angst ( anyone who's read my works before will know that they're the things I write best ) however, if I'm not comfortable with the topic as a whole I will DM you, or possibly put it off for a while.
*If you have a writing prompt from somewhere as well, feel free to send it through !!
CHARACTERS :
male reader / ftm
gender neutral
genderfluid
original character
I do not write female readers / characters anymore. If there aren't specified pronouns then I will write it as a male character.
There are also some characters I only feel comfortable writing for with a male reader/character and vice versa, which I'll note who.
PAIRINGS :
love interests
platonic
family
polyamorous ships ; depends on the character
WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE :
support of homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia, racism, sexism, pedophilia, incest ; if they're mentioned in a request in terms of the character being bullied / abused ( in the past ) then i may write it but NOT explicitly, only a mention
a pairing against a character's canon sexuality
rape
pregnancy
female reader
anime
WHO I WRITE FOR :
DEAD BOY DETECTIVES :
charles rowland
edwin payne
monty
niko sasaki ( not romantic )
crystal palace ( not romantic )
DESCENDANTS :
ben beast
harry hook
carlos de vil
jay
mal bertha
evie grimhilde
LOCKWOOD & CO :
anthony lockwood
lucy carlyle
george karim
quill kipps ( friends / family only )
MARAUDERS :
remus lupin
sirius black
regulus black
james potter
lily evans ( not romantic )
evan rosier
barty crouch jr
marlene mckinnon ( not romantic )
dorcas meadows ( not romantic )
pandora lovegood ( not romantic )
mary mcdonald ( not romantic )
MARVEL :
peter parker / spiderman ( tom and andrew )
loki laufeyson
kate bishop
yelena belova ( not romantic )
steve rogers
bucky barnes
pietro maximoff
wanda maximoff
valkyrie ( not romantic )
natasha romanoff
tony stark ( not romantic )
gwen stacy ( emma stone )
gwen stacy ( atsv )
*marvel and particularly the mcu is a fandom i'm more comfortable with than most, so if there is a character not listed, then i may or may not write for them
NARNIA :
prince caspian
peter pevensie
edmund pevensie ( only during dawn treader )
SHADOW AND BONE / SIX OF CROWS :
kaz brekker
inej ghafa
jesper fahey
wylan van eck
nina zenik
alina starkov
nikolai lantsov
genya safin ( not romantic )
matthias helvar
STRANGER THINGS :
steve harrington
jonathon byers
max mayfield
robin buckley ( not romantic )
TEEN WOLF :
stiles stilinski ( *i will take most/all dylan obrien characters )
isaac lahey
scott mccall
liam dunbar ( not romantic )
allison argent
malia tate
lydia martin ( not romantic )
kira yukimura
derek hale
THE HUNGER GAMES :
finnick odair
peeta mellark
katniss everdeen
THE MAZE RUNNER :
newt
thomas
minho
X-MEN :
logan howlett
charles xavier ( james mcavoy )
jean grey
mystique
rogue
erik lehnsherr ( not romantic )
wade wilson / deadpool
kitty pryde
bobby drake
*FANDOMS COMING SOON : PJO, DISNEY, HANNIBAL
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Deadpool : “So, Matt, who is the best ?”
Daredevil : “The best what ?”
Deadpool : “In bed, slutty Matty. The best in bed. Foggy ? She hulk ? Loki ? Strange ? Jake ? Miguel ? Frank ? Elektra ? Romanov ? Black cat ? Silk ?”
Daredevil : “I don’t kiss and tell.”
Deadpool : “I’m won’t call it kissing, but sure.”
Spiderman : “... Teach me your way.”
Daredevil : “No. Go to school, sleep more, let us patrol, and ask MJ on a date.”
Deadpool : “Yeah, listen to your dad, he’s a bad example. It was Venom right ? With the tongue and all. You can tell me, I don’t kiss and tell or whatever, I’m single with no friend except you.”
Spiderman : “... You really slept with all these people ?!”
Daredevil : “No.”
Deadpool : “He means, no, I slept with a lot more of people, most of them being unknow boring citizens. Wait, a variant of you. I’m sure the best in bed was a variant of you.”
Daredevil : “Can’t you shut up a bit ?”
Deadpool : “That’s why you never “kissed” me ? I can shut up. I mean, I can try.”
Spiderman : “I miss the time you were picturing me as a kid and didn’t talk about your private life in front of me that much.”
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My fictional cgs!!!
— I'll add to these as and when I see fit.
— as a disclaimer me liking/being attached to a character doesn't automatically mean I agree with the characters or the actors actions!!!
— highlighted names are the characters most active at the moment
Horror/Spooky/Dark:
David Powers. (The Lost Boys)
Michael Emerson. (The Lost Boys)
^ Dwayne, Paul, Marko, Star. (The Lost Boys)
Eric Draven. (The Crow - 1994)
Adam & Barbara Maitland. (Beetlejuice)
Danny Torrance. (Doctor Sleep)
Egon Spengler. (Ghostbusters)
Peter Venkman. (Ghostbusters)
Winston Zeddmore. (Ghostbusters)
Dana Barrett. (Ghostbusters)
Ellen Ripley. (Alien)
Seth Brundle. (The Fly)
Stu Macher. (Scream)
Morticia & Gomez Addams. (Addams Family Values)
Michael Myers. (Halloween)
Laurie Strode. (Halloween)
Ed & Lorraine Warren. (The Conjuring)
Thomas Sharpe. (Crimson Peak)
Daryl Dixon. (The Walking Dead)
Negan Smith. (The Walking Dead)
Glenn Rhee. (The Walking Dead)
Hannibal Lector. (Hannibal + Silence Of The Lambs)
Lee Bodecker. (The Devil All The Time)
Jareth/Goblin King. (Labyrinth)
Tate Langdon. (American Horror Story - Season 1)
Jim. (28 days later)
Sergeant Doyle. (28 weeks later)
Marvel:
Bucky Barnes.
Moonknight System.
Layla El Faouly.
Peter Maximoff. *Big Brother Specifically* (X-Men)
Logan Howlett. (X-Men)
Charles Xavier. (X-Men)
Erik Lehnsherr. (X-Men)
Deadpool.
Remy Lebeau. (X-Men)
Hank McCoy. (X-Men)
Ororo Munroe. (X-Men)
Wanda Maximoff.
Frank Castle. (The Defenders)
Matt Murdock. (The Defenders)
Foggy Nelson. (The Defenders?/Daredevil)
Clint Barton.
Loki Laufeyson.
Mobius.
Bruce Banner.
The Grandmaster.
Peter Parker. (The Amazing Spiderman)
Eddie Brock & Venom.
Miguel O'Hara. (Across The Spiderverse)
Hobie Brown. (Across The Spiderverse)
Johnny Storm. (The Fantastic Four)
Reed Richards. (The Fantastic Four)
Scott Lang.
Steve Rogers.
Peggy Carter.
Tony Stark.
Agatha Harkness.
Star Wars:
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Poe Dameron.
Din Djarin. (The Mandalorian)
Kylo Ren.
Han Solo.
Qui-Gon Jinn.
Hunter. (The Bad Batch)
Tech. (The Bad Batch)
Crosshair. (The Bad Batch)
Wrecker. (The Bad Batch)
Captain Rex. (Clone Wars)
Anakin Skywalker.
Padme Amidala.
DC:
Harley Quinn.
Alfred Pennyworth. (Batman)
Bruce Wayne. (Batman 1989, Batman Returns, Batman Forever)
Edward Nygma/The Riddler. (Batman Forever)
Jason Todd/Red Hood.
Clark Kent/Superman.
Sci-fi:
Eddie Munson. (Stranger Things)
Jim Hopper. (Stranger Things)
Joyce Byers. (Stranger Things)
Klaus Hargreaves. (The Umbrella Academy)
Five Hargreaves. (The Umbrella Academy)
Ian Malcolm. (Jurassic Park)
Alan Grant. (Jurassic Park)
David Levinson. (Independence Day)
John Constantine. (Constantine - 2005)
TV Shows:
Dean Winchester. (Supernatural)
Castiel. (Supernatural)
Archangel Gabriel. (Supernatural)
Bobby Singer. (Supernatural)
JJ Maybank. (Outer Banks)
Rafe Cameron. (Outer Banks)
John B Routledge. (Outer Banks)
Pope Heyward. (Outer Banks)
Sarah Cameron. (Outer Banks)
Spencer Reid. (Criminal Minds)
Penelope Garcia. (Criminal Minds)
Aaron Hotchner. (Criminal Minds)
Emily Prentiss. (Criminal Minds)
Luke Alvez. (Criminal Minds)
Derek Morgan. (Criminal Minds)
Jennifer Jareau. (Criminal Minds)
Derek Hale. (Teen Wolf)
Peter Hale. (Teen Wolf)
Melissa McCall. (Teen Wolf)
Noah Stilinski. (Teen Wolf)
Peter Scarbrow. (Higher Ground)
Gregory House. (House MD)
James Wilson. (House MD)
Sherlock Holmes. (BBC Sherlock)
Ravi Singh. (A Good Girls Guide To Murder - book & show)
Seeley Booth. (Bones)
Jack Hodgins. (Bones)
Colin Fisher. (Bones)
Temperance Brennan. (Bones)
Finn Abernethy. (Bones)
Jethro Gibbs. (NCIS)
Ducky. (NCIS)
Lucifer. (Lucifer)
Catnoir. (Miraculous Ladybug)
Rosie. (Hazbin Hotel)
Alastor. (Hazbin Hotel)
Spike. (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
Rupert Giles. (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
Dystopian:
Commander Mills. (65)
Neo. (The Matrix)
Haymitch Abernathy. (The Hunger Games)
Finnick Odair. (The Hunger Games)
Minho. (The Maze Runner)
Newt. (The Maze Runner)
Gaming:
Joel Miller. (The Last Of Us)
Phillip Graves. (Call Of Duty)
John Price. (Call Of Duty)
Action + Fantasy + Misc:
Random Drysdale. (Knives Out)
Indiana Jones.
Tangerine. (Bullet Train)
Maria. (Bullet Train)
Hades. (Hercules + Descendents)
Mary Poppins. (Disney - 1964)
Christopher Robin.
Alice Cullen. (Twilight)
Carlisle Cullen. (Twilight)
Jasper Hale/Cullen. (Twilight)
Oogie Boogie. (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
Kristoff. (Frozen)
Giselle. (Enchanted)
Prince Edward. (Enchanted)
Bill Harding. (Twister - 1996)
Jo Harding. (Twister - 1996)
Elle Woods. (Legally Blonde)
Tom Kazansky. (Topgun)
Pete Mitchell. (Topgun)
Nick Bradshaw. (Topgun)
Jake Seresin. (Topgun)
Robert Floyd. (Topgun)
Eggsy Urwin. (Kingsman)
Agent Whiskey. (Kingsman)
Harry Hart. (Kingsman)
Tyler Owens. (Twisters)
Tadashi Hamada. (Big Hero 6)
Baymax. (Big Hero 6)
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elliot's request page.
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about the writer. male, any prns. but mainly he/they, music + cats + sleep lover, trans 'n omnisexual. might add more later but for now this is enough.
rules.
1. remain respectful. i don't tolerate disrespect. if you're rude to me in any way, i won't be nice anymore. remember, i'm a mirror. i copy others behavior.
2. don't ask for fem reader. i strictly write for male and gender-neutral audiences. any fem aligned people, please don't interact.
3. be patient. i have a life outside social media. i'm a busy man, and sometimes i'd rather not spend my free time writing fanfictions or i simply won't feel motivated to write.
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fandoms.
COD (Call Of Duty).
könig, capt. price, ghost, soap, alejandro, valeria, farah, alex, rudy, nikolai, gaz, graves.
AOT (Attack On Titan).
eren, zeke, mikasa, armin, jean, connie, sasha, erwin, levi, hange, reiner, bertholdt, annie, pieck, porco.
SPIDERMAN (ITSV + ATSV).
miles, peter b., miguel, gwen, hobie, pavitr, noir, penny, the prowler (miles).
BEASTARS.
legoshi, louis, haru, juno, jack, bill, pina, melon, riz, gohin.
HTTYD (How to train your dragon).
hiccup, astrid, fishlegs, ruffnut, tuffnut, snotlout.
TLOU (The Last Of Us/Show).
joel, tess, tommy, marlene, ellie.
MARVEL. (CLOSED)
tony starks, capt. america, peter parker, thor, dr. strange, bucky, scarlet, deadpool, gamora, black panther, ant-man, star-lord, mantis, nebula, bruce, natasha, loki, hawkeye, falcon.
ARCANE.
vi, viktor, jinx, vander, silko, ekko, caitlyn.
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what i write.
smut
angst
fluff
headcanons
gore
lemon
platonic
multiple characters x reader
various au's
pretty much anything
what i don't write.
incest
non-con/rape
crossovers
minor x adult (both have to be at least 18.)
any weird kinks (such as piss kink, foot fetish etc)
character x oc
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a/n: this will get updated whenever, so be sure to always check before requesting.
REQUESTS ARE CLOSED.
no, i haven't forgotten about the old requests—i believe there are four. i will get to them starting from tomorrow, 07/21. after i finish them my requests will be open (i deeply apologize to the people who had to wait so long in order to receive their fanfics).
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‼️ Introduction Post ‼️
Hello, I’m Andrea (she/her) !!!
I honestly have not used Tumblr since elementary/middle school and I am now 21 years of age lol. There was a time where I was heavily invested in fandom stuff, but I loss touch with it all over time. When Agatha All Along came out, it somehow reminded me of my old fandom days (not sure how to explain it). When I was younger I was interested in fandoms like SuperWhoLock, Arrowverse, The Vampire Diaries, Skins (UK), Teen Wolf, and Pretty Little Liars! This blog doesn’t really have a theme, it’s just here as an outlet for stuff I enjoy and I’ll likely do more reblogging than making content.
Notes: I use lots of exclamation marks, I love women, and I probably watch too many movies.
Below, you will find my general interests, but I can guarantee this isn’t close to all of them. Feel free to message me (I’m a loser lesbian with minimal friends so I’m borderline begging hahahahahahaha)!!!
Favorite Shows:
Agatha All Along - The Vampire Diaries - Doctor Who - The Sandman - Supergirl - Arrow - Titans - Smallville - The Haunting of Bly Manor - Fallout - Community - Daredevil - Jessica Jones - The Defenders - Wandavision - Loki - X-Men ‘97 - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Teen Wolf - Clone Wars - Batman: The Animated Series - Batman Beyond - Bridgerton - My Adventures With Superman
Favorite Films / Franchises:
Blade Runner (original and 2049) - Pirates of the Caribbean - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - Donnie Darko (Theatrical and Director’s Cut) - Mad Max (mainly Fury Road and Furiosa) - Suckerpunch - Stardust - Godzilla - Transformers - Drive - The Place Beyond The Pines - Labyrinth - Requiem for a Dream - Mulholland Drive - Star Wars (Empire Strikes Back, Revenge of the Sith, and Rogue One are my faves) - The Matrix - John Wick - Howl’s Moving Castle - The Fifth Element
(Superhero content separated due to the fact that I am a huge nerd and I’ve invested too much time in these things…)
DC (Live-Action): The Batman - Superman: The Movie - Birds of Prey - Zack Snyder’s Justice League - Superman Returns - The Dark Knight Trilogy - The Suicide Squad - Watchmen (Director’s Cut)
DC (Animated): Batman Ninja - Batman: Under The Red Hood - Teen Titans: The Judas Contract - Catwoman: Hunted - Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Trilogy - Constantine: City of Demons - Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox - Justice League Dark - Wonder Woman: Bloodlines - Batman: Soul of the Dragon
Marvel (Live-Action): X-Men: First Class - Logan - Guardians of the Galaxy 2 - Avengers: Age of Ultron - The Amazing Spiderman - The New Mutants - Deadpool - Black Panther -
(Note: I’ve grown up heavily biased towards DC due to the Arrowverse + animated movies and I honestly only collect DC comics. That being said, I still have a deep love for Marvel, mainly the X-Men and Defenders shows. I’ve watched all the movies and shows, with the exception of Secret Invasion…)
Favorite Ships:
Agatha Harkness / Rio Vidal (Agatha All Along) - Charles Xavier / Erik Lehnsherr (X-Men) - Kara Danvers / Lena Luthor (Supergirl) - Clark Kent / Lois Lane (I absolutely LOVE every version of them) - Harley Quinn / Poison Ivy (every version) - Damon Salvatore / Elena Gilbert (The Vampire Diaries) - Hayley Marshall / Elijah Mikaelson (The Originals) - Klaus Mikealson / Caroline Forbes (TVD & TO) - Klaus Mikaelson / Camille O’Connell (The Originals) - Kol Mikaelson / Davina Claire (The Originals)
Favorite Artists:
Radiohead - The Smiths - Carly Rae Jepsen - Lana Del Rey - Taylor Swift - Phantogram - Billy Joel - Barry Manilow - ABBA - Wolf Alice - Sabrina Carpenter - Arctic Monkeys - The Marías - Nirvana - Paramore - TV Girl - Grimes - Red Hot Chili Peppers - Childish Gambino - The 1975 - Coldplay - Kent - Anamanaguchi - Balthazar - Björk - Dominic Fike - Foster the People - Cage the Elephant - Have A Nice Life - Homeshake - Kylie Minogue - Ariana Grande - The Neighborhood - Momma
Favorite Video Games:
Tekken (faves are 3, 6, & 8) - Dead or Alive (5 & 6) - Soul Calibur (6 & 7) - Legend of Zelda - Pokemon (favs are BW, HGSS, DP, ORAS) - Fortnite - Skate 3 - Injustice - Arkham Trilogy - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - Star Wars: Battlefront - Fallout (New Vegas & 4) - Saints Row: The Third - Bioshock
Other Miscellaneous Interests I’d Like to Mention:
Collecting vinyls, movies (preferably blu-rays), and dolls/figures or other merch related to my interests - handheld gaming devices (I have two 3DS’s, a Gameboy, a PSP 2000, and mysterious one from a thrift store. Hoping to grow the collection.) - movie theaters - journaling/scrapbooking - card tricks (I’m really bad at them but I wanted to make use of my 30+ playing card decks) - former Magic: The Gathering player (I don’t play competitively, just with friends) - poetry? (mostly for personal venting. not very good…) - reading & writing fanfiction (I’ve created outlines for several different stories but haven’t finished writing anything tbh. The second I do, I will likely post about it.)
Congrats, you’ve made it to the end!
I apologize for the length of this. I just wanted to make sure my interests were clear because I am hoping to make friends via Tumblr. I thank you deeply if you’ve taken time to read through this entire thing. Again, feel free to message me (please)!
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About Me :)
I figured I'd make one of these <3
Hihi! I am Hibi, 25, he/they!
I am a hobbyist who likes to draw for fun, and sometimes gpose in FFXIV <3 I am really chatty but quite shy, I loveee talking about fandom stuff and OCs so feel free to approach!!
Fandoms
JJK (Main)
MP100 (Secondary)
FFXIV
Madoka Magica
Kingdom Hearts
CSM
MHA
Marvel/DC (but very selective, like spiderman, loki, deadpool, wolverine...)
Minor fandoms I might post about: Sailor Moon, She-Ra, Serial Experiments Lain, Stardew, MLP and others potentially
Tags
#my art - my art ofc :)
#rambles - just me talking about stuff
#my polls - polls!
#hibiasks - anything someone has asked me on here or elsewhere :)
#hibipose - any gpose files I've released
Socials
Twt main: @meteions_tears
MP100 twt: @reigentablesalt
bluesky: @meteions-tears
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/hibinebu
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Character Masterlist.
Note: This list will be updated regularly when I get a new blorbo.
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Ethan Hawke:
James Sandin (The Purge)
Russel Millings (Adopt a Highway)
Arthur Harrow (Moon Knight)
Edward Dalton (Daybreakers)
Ellison Oswalt (Sinister)
Albert Shaw/The Grabber (The Black Phone)
Ray Harris (Raymond and Ray)
Ernst Toller (First Reformed)
Lars Nystrom (Stockholm)
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The Boys Universe:
Homelander
William/Billy Butcher
Ben/Soldier Boy
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Stephen Lang:
Norman Nordstrom/Blindman (Don't Breathe)
Commander Nathaniel Taylor (Tera Nova)
Colonel Miles Quaritch- Human & Na'vi (Avatar)
John Korver (Gridlocked)
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Hamish Linklater:
Father Paul Hill/John Pruitt (Midnight Mass)
John Tyler (Tell Me Your Secrets)
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Oscar Isaac:
Santiago "Pope" Garcia (Triple Frontier)
Marc/Steven/Jake (Moon Knight)
Kane Double (Annihilation 2018)
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Pedro Pascal:
Din Djarin/Mando (The Mandalorian)
Joel Miller (The Last of Us)
Frankie 'Catfish' Morales (Triple Frontier)
Deiter Bravo (The Bubble)
Javi G (Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent)
Max Phillips (Blood Sucking Bastards)
Maxwell Lord (Wonder Woman 88)
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John Krasinski:
Lee Abbott (A Quiet Place)
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Patrick Wilson:
Ed Warren (The Conjuring)
Orm Marius (Aquaman)
Josh Lambert (Insidious)
Daniel Dreiberg/Nite Owl (Watchmen)
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Jensen Ackles:
Tom Hanniger (My Bloody Valentine)
Soldier Boy (The Boys)
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Tony Dalton:
Lalo Salamanca (Better Call Saul)
Jack Duquesne (Hawkeye)
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Michael Fassbender:
Erik Lehnsherr (X-Men)
David / Walter (Alien Covenant/Prometheus)
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Karl Urban:
Commander Vaako (Riddick)
Billy Butcher (The Boys)
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Jon Bernthal:
Frank Castle (The Punisher)
Shane Walsh (The Walking Dead)
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Jason Bateman:
Marty Byrd (Ozark)
Michael Bluth (Arrested Development)
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Patrick Fabian
Howard Hamlin (Better Call Saul)
Cotton Marcus (The Last Exorcism)
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Spider-Verse
Peter B Parker
Miguel O'Hara
Venom
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Jake Gyllenhaal
Detective Loki (Prisoners)
Quentin Beck/Mysterio (Spiderman: FFH)
Danny Sharp (Ambulance)
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Overwatch
Cassidy
Soldier 76/Jack
Reaper/Gabriel
Hanzo Shimada
Genji Shimada
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Critical Role (S1)
Grog
Vax
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Baldur's Gate 3
Astarion
Enver Gortash
Gale Dekarios
Halsin
Zevlor
Cazador Szarr
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Other Chars (Unsorted)
Negan Smith (Walking Dead)
Rick Grimes (Walking Dead)
Daryl Dixon (Walking Dead)
Jamie Lannister (Game of Thrones)
Captain Rex (Star Wars)
Boba Fett (Star Wars)
Kylo Ren (Star Wars)
Saul Goodman/Jimmy McGill (BCS/BB)
Barry Berkman (Barry HBO)
James "Logan" Howlett (Wolverine, Xmen)
Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
#ethan hawke#jon bernthal#tony dalton#jason bateman#michael fassbender#patrick wilson#oscar isaac#pedro pascal#jensen ackles#john krasinski#stephen lang#patrick fabian#spiderman into the spiderverse#miguel o'hara#peter b parker#boba fett#kylo ren#daryl dixon#negan smith#rick grimes#captain rex#venom#better call saul#breaking bad#jimmy mcgill#saul goodman#astarion baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate astarion#baldurs gate tav
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