#and Jim ain't it XD

[anxiousapplepie]

Random thought

I feel like jim would talk like a damn rainbow when he's tired

Cant rememeber which voice to use right away

PFFT HA! Jim would internally scream if he ever catches himself "breaking character" in front of anyone except his parents, but I'm sure it's happened once or twice when he's tired or stressed XD

altho when he's very relaxed and drunk I reckon he'd go all out with the colors inside his heart! Getting him to that place is the tricky part tho >:3c

[brokerplushsg]

Screw it, here is the list of all the Block Tales Parody accounts that I know of currently.

So for those not in the unofficial Block Tales Tumblr parody discord server run by @redzania, I have been accounting for every Block Tales Parody Askblogs on this site and today because why not, I've decided to post the list of all the Block Tales Parodies me and the server had been able to find so far. (I belive we got most of em so if ur Parody is not on here, pls tell me!)

Reblog this list if ya wish to help promote le fellow Parodies and maybe even drop a few asks into some! :D Especially ones that are New and have Low traction to help them actually appear in the search bar as well as general interactions too :D

Tbh it would also be wonderful if this inspires you to make parodies of your own, especially for characters with no parodies yet lol /nf

Should note a disclaimer that all the notes written for le ask blogs are not 100% accurate as even tho I am the unofficial accountant, I am not an algorithm or any kind of robot in general and thus not looking and recording every blog 24/7 so it might not be the most accurate- 😭

If u want me to update or change something, lmk! :D

Anyways, here is all the Parodies mentioned below! :D

PS: skim through the screenshots above for more info before exploring and dear mods/muns, sorry for le notification lol

Caves:

Supreme Ant

@the-best-queen

Roadtown:

Accountant Jim

@accountantjim

Mount Blackrock:

Banished Knight

@the-banished-knight

@thelonelyblackrockknight

Blackrock Castle:

Knight

@most-loyal-knight

Kitchen Chef

@blackrockskitchenchef

Cruel King

@my-cold-personal-tragedy

@blackrocks-king

@artic-king

Rugged Rainforest:

Venom Wizard

@our-forest-willrise

Turipolis:

Mayor Thaniyel

@mayor-of-turitopulis

@mayor-thaniyel

@askvenomswapthaniyel

Sacred Hollow:

Woodsman

@askwoodsman33

Greifer (All 9 of y'all should group up and form the sickest gang ever)

@mayors-son

@w0rlds-c00l3st-gr13f3r

@th3-gr13f3r

@ask-mayorau-brad

@asktoxicgriefer

@bloodied-gardens

@gr1ef3r-ask-blog

@gr13f3rpwnzn00bs

@aftermath-grief

Telamon's Manor:

Hax

@hax0r-gh05t-xd

Dream World:F'Ella

@Funk-Faction

Your Bombing Pal

@your-bombing-pal

Greed

@tixhoarder

Solitude

@solitairefrom-blocktales

@theembodimentofisolation

Fear

@fearfulpurple

@benevolentindigo

@anonymous-hyacinth

Hatred (For the literal embodiments of hatred, Yall are all so nice 😭)

@the-scourge-of-everyone

@ask-builderman

@ask-hatred-and-guilt

@hatenfelidae

@buildingabetterfuture

Reoccurring:

Red Noob

@knightlyredtwin

Blue Noob

@knightlybluetwin

Noobador

@numberoneuncle

Kyoko

@kyoko-the-adventurer

Jerry

@jerryfromblocktales

Conductor Noob

@conductornoob

Purple Noob

@purpleswordslashes

Green Noob

@poisonous-green-mace

@greenbeingmean

Others:

Players

@tutorialterryanduhhhummm

@undertaleknockoff

@collectorofswords

@averagemoth

@waitin4more

@purpleishmedication

OCs

@celestrpblog

@that-greenie-guy

@theewanderingwizard

@seethewe

@mintyshinigami

AU worlds

@plushandthewildones

@theblocktaleroleplay

Crossovers

@reddheirwinginquries

@the-doctorsoffice

@angelicallyresurrecting (Ngl idk if you are even a rp askblog so sorry if u ain't 😭)

Alright, some of yall may be asking why I have decided to do all of this labor; Well, like I said, I wanted to introduce others to RP blogs to increase interactions and awareness that these accounts all exists lol, and to reassure le mods that they aren't the only ones in the Parody Block Tales Tumblr Multiverse™, so yeah, shoutout to everyone here, and know that you are seen. :)

[Also, here is BUX for reaching all the way to the end!]

[egg-emperor]

How does it feel seeing so many newbies/tourists in the fandom drooling over Robotnik after the movies came out (and made him Skinny), when you've been simping over Game!Robotnik/Eggman long before it was cool?

Oh goddd you don't even know lol. I remember the day jimbotnik was first shown in the trailer thing, posted about it on here then about how empty I felt as I was already sad about it being live action and not CG voiced by Mike Pollock from the start. Then being shocked when people were saying "omg he's hot now, why did they make Eggman hot" and I was like EGGMAN ALWAYS HAS BEEN HOT!!!! and I've been saying that for years!!!! Was a strange feeling being the only opposite, finds game Egg hot but not the movie

Hell, I felt the same when the Boom design was revealed and people said the same then of "they made him hot" like he wasn't already, often just because he wasn't so fat. Don't get me wrong, not taking shots at those who got into the series through movies/Boom and now like game Egg. I'm glad you came to like the beautiful best game canon Egg no matter your introduction, this ain't about you, we have no beef. Though you really should've realized sooner, shouldn't have taken Jim Carrey to do so, you were decades too late smh XD

But the people that were very blatantly, shamelessly, and openly acted like game Eggman is ugly in comparison literally just because he's fat compared to Boom/movie, or bald and has a big nose unlike the movie etc- which are all absolutely gorgeous features- I was judging those hateful people very hard for only liking him when they take literally all his key features away and openly disliking and putting down game Eggman. Especially all the blatant fatphobia that people didn't try to hide or outright admitted to

Now I'm a lot less vocal about my personal distaste of jimbotnik because everyone knows it. Many got the wrong idea thinking I had something against them if they like him so I just try not to speak on it anymore. Obviously people can like what they want, can't say I understand the appeal of it in the absolute slightest but you do you so long as you're not being an asshole towards the reason your beloved movie version exists, the gorgeous perfect best original! You better respect the roots 🔫

I'm also proud to have desired Eggman carnally and to have been simping over him way before it was cool lol. Long before official simps like Thunderbolt/Stone/Starline etc existed and years before both Boom and the movie versions existed. I didn't need a what's widely regarded as a "conventionally attractive" version to exist to recognize Eggman's true beauty, of being a fat and bald old man with a big nose because those are genuinely all features that make me 😍💜💘 Unironically!

I don't care how weird and crazy and unbelievable it may be, I'm just enlightened and powerful in ways they can't comprehend. Honestly I don't really feel like it is considered cool still because it seems it's still considered very weird and unbelievable to find game Eggman hot completely unironically in comparison to jimbotnik and Boom. And I actually like that, still makes it feel more special and exclusive that way XD Like y'all can have them, more of the handsome fat bald evil bastard old man for me hehe

[slashingdisneypasta]

Jim Bickerman x Bartender!Reader || Excerpt

Plot: He finally comes back after the events of Lake Placid; Final Chapter and you're hit with a few big surprises.

Warnings: It's pretty fluffy actually XD

Tagging: @masqueradeball , @obscureother and @slxsherwriter .

When Jim didn't come back to the bar for a couple months, you admit it; you did get worried. That man drank like a fish. He was the kind of regular that sat in the same stool every time, who knew all the staff, who was never gone for longer then 2 weeks at a time when he was on a 'job' but visited 3-4 times a week when he was home- sometimes more.

This one was supposed to be less then two weeks. Quick 'n easy he said. No problem at all!

The day he walked (No, struggled.) back through the door again, 2 and a half months later, you froze up at the sight. You clocked the eye-patch, the the crutch, and the prosthetic immediately, as well as how pale he was (This man spent exactly 3 quarters of his life outside, and his skin usually proved that). And how he was breathing harder then usual.

Another bartender elbowed you in the ribs, a teasing grin on their face. "Y/N look, your boyfriends finally back."

Your eyebrows furrowed together. "What happened to him??" No matter that 'boyfriend' bit. He wasn't, but that was a joke that the rest of the staff started a while ago and you two played along, because you're friends. Sometimes it felt like more, but neither of you had every crossed that line.

She shrugged, a gently sympathetic look on her face. "Sheriff Reba came in the other day and mentioned he was getting outta hospital for crocodile bites."

Eyes wide, you look at her. "Black Lake!??"

"Probably. You know him; he's nuts."

"Nuts? Heheh," Jim reaches the bar then and sets down heavily in the stool across from you. "Can't be talkin about me now, couldjya?"

You don't day anything so your friend asks him what he wants and then goes to get it. You're busy looking, scrutinising every aspect of him, from the dark bags under his eyes to the bandages peaking out from the collar of his shirt. The look on your face must've read out exactly how worried you had been, and were still, because he just looks flustered under your gaze. A little shameful. "Uh, sorry sweetheart. I woulda called, but... " He trails off, without an excuse to give. "Oh, I really worried ya this time, didn't I?"

"What happened?" You beseech, concerned.

"Uhhh," With his the back of his thumb, he scratches under his jaw awkwardly; looking away from you for a few seconds. "Well, uh." He doesn't seem to want to talk about it; relive it. You're about to let it go, because if he doesnt want to talk about it he doesnt need to, but when he looks back at you he looks determined, though. "How 'bout you take your break, huh? I'll tell you all about it outside."

Nodding without a word, you go to let Sue know you were taking your 30.

~

"I'm... so sorry that happened." You say fully genuinly. Fully surprised and a lot impressed that he is even standing right now after all that- even leant against the brick wall behind the bar. "Wow."

"Hey, it ain't that bad." He laughs a nervous chuckle. "Only need one hand t'shoot, right?"

Finally a little smile warms across your face- nutter optimism being contagious, and all. "Or drink out of a whiskey glass, right?" The small smile spreads into a full grin when he smirks.

"Uhuh. 'r take a wad of pretty cash off a sucker with a lil wild deer problem."

"Shooting, drinking and money. Seems like you're set then, huh?"

"Yeh."

You fall into a companionable silence. So you definitely don't miss the way he eyes on you then.

Jim clears his throat. "... -well I mean, there is one other thing, you know."

The grin on your face kind of sobers; turns into a small smirk. "... what?" You always flirted, but you always wondered what it would be like if one of you actually crossed the line. You were so worried about him when he was gone- maybe this time, you'll let him.

You want him to try.

So when he gives that natural sleazy grin and pulls you into him with the hooks on his prosthetic and a belt loop on your jeans, you settle against him and wrap your arms over his shoulders. Tilt your head to the side; daring him.

"I can still do that, too, hmm?"

"Sure can." You nod, almost laughing.

When he leans down the tiniest bit more, brushes the tip of your nose with his, and seals your mouth with his, you know you just sealed your fate with this nutbag. And Sue is going to tease you so hard, later.

"I waited too long to do that, didnt I? Huh, sweetheart?"

"Don't make the same mistake twice."

He puffs out a laugh at that, shaking his head and leaning in close again; adjusting his hat up to accomodate you. "Uh uh. Dont you worry about that."

[illadvisedselfships]

Happy Birthday friend! You have successfully survived another lap around the sun XD there's a lot of conflicting emotions with today, I'm certain. But I'm certain your today at least will be a good day for you ^^

Whether your birthday turns out great or not, your F/O's are here to wish you a Happy Birthday too! ^^

~

"Ah, Hannah darling. What are you doing? Getting ready for work? Oh no, no. Not today. I made some calls for you; you're not needed at that dreadful place today. You put that thing down and put on something proper. And don't dawdle, our reservations are in a half hour."

(I'm not sure if today is a work day for you. If not... Well Cruella it looks like you were wrong about something for once XD *ducks away from her wrath*)

~

"Hannah, I expect to see you after class. I understand you've made plans today, it won't take too long. There are just a few things we need to discuss about your schedule. We need to make time for your tutoring, after all. I have a very important lesson planned for you, later."

~

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy-fucking-birthday, bitch... Baby found this thing on one of the cheerleaders. It reminded me 'bout you. So there 'ya go. There's your present. Can't say I'm never nice to ya now, huh?..."

~

"Dumplin', there y'are! I'm back, and I hit quite the jackpot with this fella. I'll tell 'ya all about it later. Right now, where do you wanna go? It's your special day, ain't it? Don't bring your wallet, I got it all covered for 'ya today... If you really wanna pay, we can talk 'bout the fine print later tonight~"

(I hope I got them right XD especially Callahan XD and have a happy birthday!! ^^)

SARAH!!!!

THANK YOU!! THESE JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! XD

Cruella: 💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕

Callahan: 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤

Otis: 🖤❤️‍🔥🖤❤️‍🔥🖤❤️‍🔥🖤❤️‍🔥🖤❤️‍🔥🖤❤️‍🔥🖤❤️‍🔥🖤❤️‍🔥

Jim: ❤️‍🔥💚❤️‍🔥💚❤️‍🔥💚❤️‍🔥💚❤️‍🔥💚❤️‍🔥💚❤️‍🔥💚❤️‍🔥

Oh my God, I love them all so so much!! <3<3<3<3 I- I'm grinning like a fool in the staffroom XDD I wanna say more but I have to go back to work!!!! 😭😭 I wanna write all these!! But alas-

Just- MANY THANKS! 💕!💛!💕!💛!💕!💛!💕!!!

[lil-melody-moon]

hmm lets say The Doors - Soft Parade for the album ask game?? ✨ (underrated yes it isss)

Oh Gosh, the one album by them that I didn't buy and I don't want it - although there are some good tracks, but I usually don't listen to it. I actually had to listen to it again to give you answers, so without further ado <3

1. Favourite and least favourite track?

"Runnin' Blue" would be my favorite. I don't know, it's just so catchy, plus the intro always gets me. Morrison just sings without any instruments, his voice makes wonders to me <3

Now to the least favorite, I thought I will go with "Do It", but Densmore's drumming is fantastic in this one, so nope. So I will go with "Wishful Sinful" then. It's too much of an orchestral piece, just doesn't fit in and it's kind of boring to me on the long run. I never skipped it, because I don't listen to this album often, but like, boring in the long run XD

2. Side A or B? (for later releases: first half or second half; for doubles: A, B, C or D?)

Oh, definitely side B and that includes: "Wild Child", "Runnin' Blue", "Wishful Sinful" and "The Soft Parade". Excluding "Wishful Sinful", this side has almost all of my favorite tracks on this album <3

3. Thoughts on the cover art/packaging?

It's nothing special, like comparing it to the third album, for example, it ain't nothing special. Maybe if the band was a lot closer it would be better, but like, I don't know. Even the font isn't good. You just gotta look at any other album of theirs and the covers are better XD

4. Are any of the tracks important/meaningful to you? Why?

I don't think there are any? Wait, let me read the lyrics XD Nope, there aren't any, I think I like those few songs for the melody and Jim's voice mostly <3

5. When did you first hear the album?

Oh God, was it when I just listened to all of their album at one day? It was definitely around December 2022. 22nd of December - my mom's birthday! It was when I've decided to listen to one album of their per day. Just one listen to get the general feel. It was when I was getting into older music, just before my obsession with The Doors truly started.

6. Have your thoughts on the album changed since you first heard it?

Oh yeah, they did. I was just getting used to their sound and you know, this album is far different from the rest and I liked it quite a lot, just to then realize that it's boring in the long run and doesn't have the feeling that for example "Waiting For The Sun" or "L.A. Woman" brings in when I listen to them. So the opinion went from "Hey, this is good!" to "Eh, I can live without it".

7. Are you a fan of other works by the artist/in the genre?

Of course! "Waiting For The Sun" is my favorite The Doors album. I have this one certain day during each month when I listen to it and feel myself calming down while each song plays. "Love Street", "Summer's Almost Gone", "Wintertime Love", "Yes, The River Knows", "Five To One" those are the few I'm mad about - I love "Yes, The River Knows" so much that I learned how to play the vocal melody on classic guitar <3 You can only imagine how happy I was when I've saw it at the record store. I took it without any thoughts, just bought it right away!

8. A lyric you like from the album

Definitely the intro to "Runnin' Blue"

Poor Otis dead and gone Left me here to sing his song Pretty little girl with the red dress on Poor Otis dead and gone

It's just so catchy, the rest of the song is wacky in a way, but like the line "Pretty little girl with the red dress on" is so well done, it just gets into your ear and doesn't want to leave, you know

9. How did you discover the album?

Been listening to one The Doors album per day and I just played it because it was the next in queue. Nothing much of a big discovery I know, but what can you do? XD

10. Do you own/would you like to own a physical copy of the album?

I had like two chances to get it at the record store and even if I thought about buying it, seeing it there for the first time, there's always another album I want more. Plus, I think I can live without it. I mean, I only have to get the first The Doors album to have all of them at home that I like. So yeah, I don't want it that much.

[overthinkingtaleblr]

What I meant about "working out who he was" was more so along the lines of his gender, not sudden bought of intense amnesia. I didn't realised it could be read that way sorry XD

That interpretation did give me an idea on how it could happen: Jimmy was trying to see what else he could do with possession, but since it's a delicate process and he's new to it, he fucks up something and has (probably his only) oh shit moment when he realises that he's basically flushed Ghost's memories down the drain. Oops.

It's why he only appears during distress and only temporary: anything more, like forceful possession, could scramble it more or even kill Ghost, and Jim ain't risking that. He likes having a way to interact with the living world, ok?

In reference to this previous ask

THAT’S MY BAD congrats to ghost for the gender for some reason i thought he already knew by the time his mom passed,, sorry for immediately jumping to amnesia ^^; I’m glad it gave you some new stuff to work with, but remember that it’s your canon and you don’t have to add anything you don’t want to!

Jimmy Casket working to protect ghost because he wants to keep the body gives me “it’s not like i like you or anything (does actually like him /platonic)�� vibes and for the way your Casket and Ghost go— with them being friends before the possession— I think it could work if you wanted ^^

[avictimofthejazz]

The Diner

@iloveitxwhenaplanxcomestogether (for Jean)

Nervousness is not really an emotion that Jim Reed likes to feel all that often. Oh… it happens a lot. Before a sports meet in any of the sports he plays… when he has to take an exam… when he is starting something new for the first time. He is not just used to feeling it around other people much though…. He likes people, and has a naturally easy and comfortable manner that wins most of his companions over rather quickly. Jean, however, is not some ‘other people’. She is the cutest, funniest, most beautiful girl on the whole cheerleading squad and, possibly, the entire world. If he screws up this interaction, he might possibly ruin his whole life for the next one hundred years! When one is not quite seventeen, a century of disaster is a very daunting prospect. Screwing up his courage, hoping his voice does not shake too much, or his words come out strangely, Jim swallows. It feels like a hunk of his hamburger is caught in his throat, trying to choke down the words he really, really, really wants to say. He finally forces his way past the proverbial lump. Managing to hold Jean’s eyes, he offers her a bashful smile. “Hey…” he swallows again, “I… I really like you, Jean.” Jim’s words hang in the air of the crowded diner, waiting to see if Jean will appreciate his shy admission, if she will laugh in his face or, worse, say he’s ‘sweet’ and ‘cute’, or something else equally demeaning. He tries not to hold his breath as he watches her… tries not to pretend that the fate of his next one hundred years hinges on Jean’s response.

[xxtc-96xx]

Why you gotta do him like that though? Like admittedly I don't follow your mew comics all closely but I really enjoy your art.

But like? Why you do him like that? And then post memes and cute stuff immediately afterwards??? Bruh?

At 10, intense physical and mental trauma, tonight, only on HBO...

Then...

Stick around for Saturday Night Live! At 12:30. Ain't Jim Carrey a kidder?

I guess what I'm saying is...

I can't WAIT for part 3 BABEY

Cuz that’s just how it’s always been here XD memes and angst roulette

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

Do you have any sexuality headcanons for DCLA characters?

That's all I talk about I feel like xD But I always like these questions - and even if I have gotten them before, I know it's a question people are curious about! And often, you change your mind about these things so it's nice with an "update" lmao.

So, here is my list!

Lesbian: - Ludmila

- Naty

- Jim

- Yam

- Ana

- Mora

- Juliana

- Emilia

- Pixie

- Celeste

Gay: - Napo

- Braco

- Gregorio

- Clement (?)

- Ramiro

- Nico (?)

Bi: - Violetta

- Francesca

- Maxi

- Angie

- Leon

- Diego

- Jade

- Marco

- Simón

- Ámbar

- Matteo (sadly)

- Gastón

Pan: - Luna

- Ana/Helena

Ace: - Nina

- Ramallo

Straight: - Broduey

-Germán

- Tomas

- Bia

- Chiara

And here's a list with characters I don't know where to put + some characters I constantly change my mind about:

Camila - I can't decide what she is. Sometimes I see her as bi, other times as pan, other times as a lesbian. What I've just realized is whatever she is, she ain't straight. She's the most queer there is.

Jazmin and Delfi - Together because I have the same reasons for them. I would say bi, but at the same time I am like "are they lesbians without realizing it?". They're sapphic but also they're kinda boy crazy.

With Ramiro, I sometimes see him as bi and sometimes gay, and right now I would say he's gay. But I may change it to bi in like a week, idk.

Ok, so Gery... I had a phase in 2019 that I headcanoned her as bi because she seemed to be into Vilu in one (1) scene. I later rewatched the scene when s3 came out on D+ and I was like "wtf no she wasn't into her??". I've gone back and forth with her, sadly I do think I got some vibes due to her looks, which is ofc very stereotypical. But honestly, I just feel like she's straight. Also she sucks so I shouldn't even waste my time headcanoning her.

I also had some vibes for Benicio for a moment but I stopped myself because that man sucks the most of all and I wouldn't even want to waste more energy on that.

I am a little ? about Nico and Clement - Nico because he just gave off gay vibes in the beginning and then just I don't even know... and Clement because I had this "hiding your identity" subtext thing with him - he hides who he is from his father and maybe it doesn't only have to be the music... but also he seemed pretty into Vilu? But also I never took his crush seriously at all dsxfgftre. Yeah idk.

Lara is also someone I don't think is straight, but she has no labels. Being a mechanic is her only label.

Now, basically every character I haven't mentioned I either see as straight or just haven't thought much about it - but the ones on the list are the ones I really got a "oh yeah they are DEF straight" moment. With Germán and Tomas it's "ugh, straight men -.-" but with everyone else on the list I am more like "they're straight :)"

[ronmanmob]

☕️ + our kids. ( insert Max in a high back chair drumming his fingers waiting XD )

Spilled Tea Meme

The teacup presented, facts wanted, Ron offered a smirk to his wife as they sat at the butchers block in their Hever home's kitchen. Times like there were a giggle between them, a time to ruminate and reminisce equally - for all their family wasn't grown by a long margin. Olivia and Max were still in Secondary School - sixth formers, but still. Not grown. There was much to smile about. In fact, first pick--

'Y'know wha' RJ said abaht me tattoo've their names on me ribs?' Ron gestured to the area in question, hidden comfily now beneath shirt and cardigan. 'Ee said i's not a list'a birfdays since I added 'im to it, i's an ordah 'ov acquisition list -- since 'ee's oldah than Vi bu' below 'er on it. I worried 'ee was sad abaht it, bu' 'ee gave us this gorgeous cuddle, bless 'im. Love yah, dad, 'ee said t'me.' A snuffle escaped through a fractional smile. '--I didn't let 'im go fer ten minutes aftah.

'--Don't fink tha's tea though, aye?' Ron picked up the teacup. It was full and made for sharing; earl grey made to his and Monica's shared preference. He stole a little sip and then set it back down between them. It was her turn next, but still his as yet.

'Always say I've not got a faverit among 'em 'n tha's true. They're each me faverit one 'ov 'emselves. Each individual. Each different...Do worry sometimes tha' our Max don't quite...Wha's a good way'a...I don't fink 'ee quite gets Jim's ways, bu' people's people ain't they. Ain't no fault on Max fer it, like there's none on Jim-' A thought then.

'--D'yah know wha' I saw Vi doin' on th'erb garden th'ovvah day? She'd fahnd a bumble bee 'n 'ad it in 'er palm, all gently so it could 'av a rest. She was strokin' it wiv th'tips 'ov 'er fingers, th'li'le love'. Fink she'll be one f'th garden one day? I know she's all princesses now, bu' time's funny. She looked so 'appy aht there--'

'Oh! John got an A in 'is mechanics class at school. No surprises there, aye? There's a certificate 'ee'd like on th'fridge door, please, 'ee says. Texted us abaht it earlier; durin' break time. Need t'fink 'ov a good reward fer 'im -- theme park trip, maybe? I know I don't enjoy 'em much, bu' 'ees a speed freak 'n rollercoasters're real speedy. Ain't no car shows on at th'mo, else I'd've booked us tickets.' Another sip from the steaming mug of earl grey was stolen; one that was appended by a scan of the local vicinity for biccies. Finding none to hand, Ron returned his attention to his wife.

'Y'seen Liv's application t'Oxford yet? Darlin' girl, she let us read 'er first draft 'n 'alf 'ov it I needed a cuppa t'get right in me 'ead. I know she's goin' in fer it a year early, bu' I fink she's got a fightin' go at it. Do 'ope though-' He knocked twice on the butcher's block's nearest wooden surface. '-Tha if she ain't accepted it don't destroy 'er confidence. She's such a clevah fing, bu' them collages're soddin' picky.'

Pointedly now, Ron turned the teacup's handle towards Monica.

It was her turn to share now; time for thought-gathering given as Ron made for the biscuit barrel and picked out a sharable selection.

[fioxis]

Dude, seriously, I'm a worrying lil' potato who also draws. I know the feeling. You deserve to be happy first and then think about anything else. Because art shouldn't ruin the artist but should show the beauty of the mind. Ain't that true? By the way the weather is too dry. And it's hot I can tell you that much. Jim?

😊😊😊😊Well Jim, at least the clothes I hung up an hour ago are drying up real fast now. XD

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You've been sending me perfect asks on my blog... So now I shall retaliate >:) (I know you probably know who this is, but I got too embarrassed to send this from my normal blog and I couldn't figure out how to switch blogs for asks 😅)

- Freddy lightly dragging his blades over your shoulders and back to get a reaction out of you. He can use his dream magic to control how sharp the blades are (I hope) so it can be completely safe texture play.

- (im mot sure exactly how you feel about Audrey... But i do know you like their voice~) Audrey II crooning and sweet talking to you while you're trying to do your work. They can't exactly sneak up behind you and whisper in your ear, but that doesn't mean they don't can't make you flustered with what they say.

- You're on a hunting trip with Jim Bickerman and whoever else is with him. You all settle down for the night, but there seems to not be enough tents for all of you. There's only one tent left, and you and Jim are the only ones who don't have one yet... And that old man is looking at you with that damn smirk of his, "Well, ain't this quite the predicament sweetheart~?"

- Being in a relationship with Wheezy and Greasy... And they both get ~in the mood~ at the same time. How would you go about this?

- Cruella designing specific outfits she wants to see you in, just for you... Including clothes to wear when you're supposed to be waiting for her~

I wanted to add more... But I ran out of ideas XD I hope you like these 😏 XD

AHHH! Yes!! I am so glad you have been enjoying my asks!! Their will be more!! And thankkkk you so much for these <3<3 I HAD to write some of them XDD Just like, excerpts ^^

Includes/Warnings:

Audrey II x Reader- Voice kink, sexual references, human/plant relations, manhandling, and someeee... touching. 🙃🙃🙃😅 (Not explicit)

Cruella De Vil x AFAB!Reader- ... you must know at this point I cannot hold myself back with Cruella XD 😅 So this one is explicit... It describes pictures she has drawn of you in those outifts... and in some particular positions.

Greasy Weasel x AFAB!Fem!Reader x Wheezy Weasel- Threesome!! Cunt eating (Greasy) and dirty talk/teasing (Wheezy). Also I think reader is in some sorta space. Tiny bit of a sharp teeth kink. R e a l l y explicit.

Jim Bickerman x Fem!Reader- Established relationship, semi-public sexual shenanigans, getting caught (Semi-explicit)

Audrey II:

"Y/N... " A vine moseys over to your desk after a short amount of silence and prods the squishy area of skin at your middle, and you respond by wrapping your arm around your tummy; Not looking over at the overgrown Venus fly trap. Not paying them any of the attention they crave. "baby... doll... watcha doin'?"

"Working, Audrey, shush." You keep your voice even, which you know will drive them crazy, and continue writing.

"Shu- Me?? Oh no, darlin', I don't think so!~ " The vine that poked at your tummy fat lifts towards your desk instead, then- but you push it away before he can snatch your homework away. They gasp. "Excuse me??"

"I'm really busy right now, I'll entertain you later."

For a moment they manage to stay quiet, but you can practically feel the cogs turning in their brain. You know your study time is not going to last long. "... Hmmm... " He hums, the sound sending a little shameful tingle all the way through you; Making you squeeze your eyes closed for a moment and cross one leg over the other, before refocusing on your work. No, no. The damn plant will not distract you today. You have got to get this essay done!! "I gotta say baby... I have to disagree with you~ "

"Good thing you don't get a say- " You're cut off when 4 vines wrap around the legs of your chair and suddenly tear you around to face him; dragging you closer and closer in the chair towards the corner Audrey lives in. Theirs a big smirk on the horrible fauna's huge mouth, and you know you have to get out now. Quickly you hop off the chair and rush back to your desk, gathering up your things in your arms. "Audrey, I'm just gonna go study at the library. I'll be back later toni- "

"Oh no no sweetheart~ Not so fast~ " Oh god, the way they call you sweetheart has you freezing totally still for a moment-

-And that, was all the time Audrey needed to wrap one of their thicker vines around your middle and slowly drag your body towards them this time; Causing you to drop some things, along the way. "Oh!- My stu- "

"Don't worry about it, baby! We're doin' something else, now~ Now c'mon... I wanna see you writhe... "Fuck. "... so go ahead and let go a' those books for me. Let go, baby... " You get the feeling he must mean to let go of more then just your books when he says it like that, but you refuse to let go of anything.

"Audrey, this is important." You beg, holding your books tight against your chest even as he tugs at them from the bottom. "I- "

"Don't you want me to be nice to you??... Y/N, I can be so goddamn nice... You don't know how nice~ I can be to you, yet... But I'll show ya!~ I'll show ya the ropes~ " At that, the vine around your waist shifts upwards a little bit, pulling up your shirt with it, and another vine curls into the waistband of your bottoms. "I can be your best friend, baby!"

Eyes wide, surprised at how this night is progressing and even more horrified that you don't want it to stop- not with Audrey talking to you like this- you let them steal your books and take them away. The huge, inhuman grin on Audrey's 'face' broadens, and that same vine comes back to wrap around your hair and hold it back from your face- and take control over your head. "Ah- "

"Don't worry baby. We're gonna have some fun tonight... just you and me... "

Cruella De Vil:

You hadn't seen this book, before. Which was odd, because Cruella often used the same brand for her sketches- always the same sleek, black leather binding and impossibly crisp paper you're cutting yourself on.

This one was no different. And she dropped it on your desk just the same as she always did, with enough force to send any loose papers flying so she could roll her eyes at you and complain that your desk is a disgusting mess as always. She even told you what you were to do with it, like you hadn't done it a million times before. Like you were unaware of the drill, even at this point. Because apparently you're an idiot.

It was all quite normal.

That is, until you opened the book so you could make copies of the sketches for manufacturing to keep. Until you looked at the new sketches.

Immediately you thrust the pages hard against your chest as fast as you can, dreading anyone else seeing what you just saw and looking around to make sure that you're alone in the room. Because- porn.

It was porn. There was no other way to describe it, from the... graphic positions the women were in, to the almost lack of clothes entirely. Being Cruella's assistant, you had seen plenty of lingerie sketches before, but they were usually tasteful! These... from what you saw before you hid them, they were just...

Obnoxiously horny.

Eyes wide and nervous, you slowly pull the book away from your chest to look again, so so curious despite your embarrassment and hot cheeks, and- yep. Definitely. Still porn. Cruella De Vil had sat in her glass office today looking oh so professional, and drawn porn.

... You cant stop looking at them. They're great, actually. You can feel your pussy throb, as your thumb runs over the center of a particularly well-done sketch; One where the woman is sat down with her knees spread wide and her head tuned away, eyes closed. Her cunt's open and shaded red, the only colour Cruella has added to the sharp, black-and-white pages.

You're so unbelievably hot at these pictures, just looking at them - distracted by particular parts of them, - , that at first you don't read the labelling at all. Cruella's handwriting in this book is all in cursive, and you have to focus to read it, but when you do begin to go through the notes... you feel yourself get even hotter.

Your name is all over the pages. Y/N in fur, written on top of a woman stood terribly naked, wearing just a fur hat and fur boots. Y/N in silk, written beside the woman with her beautiful red pussy bare on the page and a very shiny silk chemise bunched up around her hips. Y/N in chiffon, written beside a woman wearing just a long chiffon skirt and arms raised away from her confidently bare chest. Y/N in satin, written beside a woman with her hands on her hips, holding a long satin robe back from hiding her body- at all.

Y/N in- Y/N in- Y/N in-

After a while, and your eyes are the size of saucers while your underwear is absolutely soiled, you plop down finally in a chair by the photo copier and turn to the last page. Theirs a sticky note on it, but you peel it off in order to see the final picture, and give a choke gasp at the image Cruella's drawn for you.

An absolutely tasteless picture of a woman - you, - bent over a familiar desk, with your feet spread wide so your ass and cunt are on full display to anyone looking. The angle is from just above, as if you're standing just behind the woman - you, - and she's preparing to take you in. God, you can feel yourself clenching at the sight- the thought- the idea-

Is this what Cruella wants? Does she want you like this? Does she want to fuck you this badly??

As if as an after thought, you look at the sticky note.

Y/N,

My Office. Later tonight after everyone leaves.

Cruella De Vil

Greasy Weasel x Reader x Wheezy Weasel:

You were already with Greasy when Wheezy walked into the room, and he knew damn well what the two of you were up to- he always knew- he just doesn't always want to do it too. He doesn't have as big a drive as the two of you do.

But evidently today is one of the days where he does want to fuck, he is in the mood. This is evident when he walks in and locks the door behind him; not taking his cool eyes, dark with lust, on you with Greasy's mouth moving on- against- around your cunt.

Wheezy's eyes flicker up to your face, raising his brows- as if asking, if theirs room for one more.

You open your mouth to tell him yes, of course, but its Greasy who responds. He didn't see the question Wheezy silently posed, but he can tell since you're not freaking out that someone has come in right now, that it has to be your other boyfriend. He pops his mouth off of you, though he doesn't take his eyes off of it at all, mesmerised by what is definitely one of his favourite things in the world, and instead just moves to rub his thumb against your clit. "Welcome in, el fumador... help yourself~ we're just beginning here... "

... Wheezy smirks, rolling his sleeves up more securely and strolling over to the bed, leaning over you as you move your head to see him. He gives you a little hello kiss when you crane your neck back because he's right beside the bed now, and strokes your hair for a moment.... Then his eyes slide right back down to Greasy and what he's doing to you, and how slick you are, and a mischievous look that makes you even hornier flickers in his eyes. "Really, Grease? Looks like you've been workin' her for- damn. Hours, now. She looks like she's ready to pop."

"I'm just that good, I guess!~ "

"Mhm... "

Needy and non-verbal, you just reach for Wheezy's shirt collar and drag him back down to you and your parted lips as Greasy connects his mouth to you once again; Slipping your tongue immediately into his mouth while your other boyfriend devours your cunt like his favourite meal. You kiss Wheezy with all the want you're feeling, meshing your mouths together slowly but licking his tongue so dirty you would feel embarrassed, if you weren't so close. He reciprocates, easily giving you what you want, taking care of his needy, desperate girl without even touching you anywhere inappropriate.

He pulls away too soon, and you let out a sad little whine, as he brushes a thumb over your lips and gives a smokey chuckle. He's still so close! Why is he doing this?- "Its okay, baby, its alright... we're gonna take care of you... "

"Please- "

"Y'feel Grease down there?? Does that feel good?" Quickly you nod, your fingers still curled around Wheezy's collar. It feels really, really good- his tongue is so deep- "Make sure y'tell him how good he's doing, cutie, he deserves some praise dontcha think??"

Eyes wide, you nod again. Greasy does deserve it. "Its so- so good- "

"Hear that Grease?? So, so good... "

Greasy moans and nods into your most private place and it has you bucking, slapping a hand over your mouth to keep from making a terribly load sound- which just makes him chuckle against you, sharp teeth brushing against your delicate skin.

"Now... lay down, baby. I need a little something, too today. Its been a hard week... " Your eyes slip downwards towards Wheezy's hands as he unbuckles his belt, causing your mouth to actually water. "... and you wanna help me out, dontcha? Yeahhh, I know you do... you're a good baby... " As you nod once again, eager to please, Wheezy gives another smirk; looking down to Greasy. "Isn't she, Grease?"

In responce, Greasy shows you both as he shoves his hand down in his own pants.

Jim Bickerman x Reader:

To your credit, you did try to keep it to a goodnight kiss tonight.

... The key word being try. When you noticed him watching you in that way that reminds you he's a hunter while you were just getting comfy in your sleeping bag, you had asked him what? And when he had acted all innocent like he hadn't been practically licking his chops at you, you explained that you were not having sex in this tent tonight because a. the tent is not sound proof and b. it was inappropriate. The poor men you're camping with did not need to experience that.

And you didn't need to be looking them in the eyes the next day knowing that they are now privy the sound you make when the creepy old man hits that particular spot deep inside you, to be frank.

You even said goodnight, and held the sleeping bag over your head.

But fuckkkkkkkkk you cant help yourself. You're almost as bad as Jim is- actually, scratch that almost. You are as bad. That's why he's so perfect.

All of 2 minutes later, you were giving a groan at your own lack of self control (You've really got to work on that), crawling out of your sleeping bag (Pulling the flannel Jim leant you, or you stole from him, tight around you to shield you from the cold), and finding yourself straddling him. From below he gives a smirk, about to say something like I told you so, or I thought so, or ha ha- but you just silently shake your head at him and lean down to kiss him. Like no- nope. No gloating. If you gloat sir, you die.

For a while its just kissing, his beard rubbing against your face and the brim of his hat grinding into your forehead until you take it off him- chucking to an unknown corner of the tent. This makes him chuckle, as you release his mouth to breath and give him a bemused grin, nose scrunched up slightly at him, before pressing a quick kiss to his cheek and then his clothed shoulder.

He curls his fingers into the loops in your jeans - you hadn't bothered to get changed to go to sleep, it was way too cold, - and tugged your hips against his. "Mmm... I can feel you all hot and throbbing, sweetheart... somethin' you wanna tell me? Maybe you don't think this is so inappropriate??... " When you lift yourself up to give him a deadpanned look, his eyes light up very purposefully and he makes 'oh' sound. "Orr, maybe you like that... "

You just hold up a finger, like quiet, before kissing him again. This time he doesn't let that be it, disconnecting his mouth from yours way too soon in favour of leaning up a little whispering in your ear. "Your mess in your pants is distractin' me. I'm gonna need you to take them off... "

"Hm~" You hum, leaving him and standing up the best you can in the small tent to wriggle out of your jeans, kicking them off into the same corner his hat went so you're left in your shirt and Jim's blue flannel. Jim eagerly undoes his own pants then, too, so when you lower yourself back onto him you can easily access the poor man's painfully hard cock, sitting hot and impatient underneath you, behind cotton boxers. Wow, you think vaguely. He can sure hold himself together well- you didn't think he needed you this badly!! You might have taken mercy on him sooner if you'd known... Well- "... Do you have- "

Before you can even finish the sentence, he's offering you a condom from who-knows-where. It makes you snort as you accept it. "What a gentleman... "

"I do try, pumpkin."

"Okay," You grin, shaking your head and trying to go back to that quiet, purposeful mood from before despite Jim making you smile. "Okay- we doing this?" You're still giggling a little, the heat of the moment and the middle-of-the-night sillies getting to you now. "G'head then, whip it out- "

Suddenly you're cut off- and its not by Jim, or your own giggling. Its by someone outside the tent- "PLEASE, don't!!" They yell suddenly, followed by a couple of others voicing their agreement with grunts and pleases and one particularly pained jesus christ jim, let us sleep!! He sounded like he was in the tent right next door.

"... Oh god- " You start, face heated up like a stove as you pull part of the flannel up to cover your face some, half laughing still from the night-time hysteria and this ridiculous situation, and looking down to connect eyes with Jim.

He looks like he's about to lose his composure, too, and then someone's shoe gets thrown at the side of your tent and you both burst out laughing.

(Annnnnd thank goodness this is finally done- I can go read your Scroop Headcanons now XD)

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I wanted to send you this yesterday, but I got caught up in stuff as you know 😅😮‍💨😅😮‍💨😅😮‍💨 but now that I have a minute, here is something I hope comforts you ^^

How some of your F/O's help you sleep ^^ (I am not confident in characterizing some of your F/O's, so I can't do them all here 😅)

(iiiiii don't want to be disrespectful so I'm not gonna add how they'd react to your brother waking you up- especially when sick. It's up to you to fill in those blanks if you wish XD)

Greasy Weasel: C'mon, man. We know this weasel. He's gonna take this as an ~opportunity~ to exploit. Get you all nice and relaxed so he can strike 😅 if you're sick, he's a bit more focused on taking care of you.... Though those hands of his still wander 😅😅😅 though you're just as badass as you are sweet; if anybody can get him to act right, it's you Hannah... Though that all depends on whether you'd be willing to fall for his lack of subtlety 😏

Slenderman: Based on your writing for him... He's gonna be a grump about it 😅 like somehow your whirring brain in the middle of the night disturbs an eldritch creature like him (though he won't admit he just wants his favorite human to get her sleep). But hey, if you're up, let's have some tea. You got him hooked on that toast and jam tea, so you better have more XD you can listen to him moan about what his (children) pastas have done now, or how silly your stars look in your room. Or you guys can just enjoy the forest or rain ^^

Jim: Aw, you can't sleep? Here, how about some of the- no? C'mon, Hannah, it's his own brew!... Alright then XD yeah, he'll offer the contents of his flask to help turn your brain off. But hey, you got your cuddly, flannel wearing old man here. If he'll offer you some of his booze, you can steal one of his flannels to relax in XD don't worry, he thinks you look adorable ^^

Big Bad: idk of you consider him an F/O, but I think you could use a big, bad, wolf man who is very warm and plush. He probably had his arm around you already while you guys were trying to sleep. But he can tell something ain't right with his sweetheart. He'll crack some jokes to make you feel better, and pull you in closer if that's what you want (I warn you though, he is furry and had a big body, so it might be hot 😅), maybe even offer to you a midnight snack or something if that'll help.

I really really really wanted to add more like Cruella and Jafar, but I keep dozing off in the middle of writing this 😅 I need to go to sleep myself, but I hope you enjoy these! ^^

Ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Please! These are sooo warm and fuzzy, I feel like I just drank a hot chocolate with whipped cream (And some of that special b r e w, probably XD You know I don't drink but I'd take whatever he gave me, honestly- ). This totally made me forget i was heating up water for tea and a hot water bottle! XD

These are all the best characters though!! Oh my goodness. Greasy 💚, Slender 🖤, Jim 💙, Big Bad 🧡-- I cannot express how much I love them <3 God, i wanna have a midnight tea with Slender in the spooky forest mansion so bad!! And I NEED to cuddle with the fat fuzzy wolf, damnit!! XDD 🧡🧡🧡

Thank you so much for these!! Especially with how your week is going so far too- it means so so much to me that you've sent me this even so. And they're so so good!! Really, oh my goodness- they're perfect and I feel so fuzzy now 💛🤍💛🤍💛🤍 XD ^^

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Guess what? You get a surprise visit from your F/O's too!

"Well hello there, 'darlin. Ain't you looking like a million bucks today~ listen, I got hired 'fer another trip... Yes, a hunting trip. I was wondering though, if you'd like to... Tag along? We can even share a tent if there ain't enough room~"

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"Oh, God. Don't tell me you were going to order take-out again! You... You know what? Put those shoes on- the good ones. I'm taking you to dinner. And hurry up! You don't want to be late, do you?"

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"Hey babe~ how's it hanging? What? I can't visit my doll? Oh please. What are the dead gonna do? Die again? C'mon, princess, just relax... Something tells me you could use a break too~"

(Hopefully I got these in character xD regardless though, I hope you enjoy this visit! ^^)

Ohhhhhh my goodness, you put so much more work into yours!! *Hug* Thank you!! ^^ I'm gonna send you some too ^^

This is literally!! the first thing I saw at 5.30 in the morning when I woke and rolled over in bed to snuggle up and check Tumblr?? and?? My day is now gonna be so good!! XDD ^^

The Jim one genuinely made my insides turn to mush <3<3 Ahhh, Yes, man I wanna go on a hunting trip with you! So as its not Blackwater 😅 I want so many cuddles from this man, and I hate people touching me ! So that's saying something 😅😅😅 XDD

And CRUELLA!! Goddd, she's such a babe. I would love her to make me eat well XDD Okay I'll put on nice shoes for you Cruella~~ Haha XDD Ahhh, really really, my heart is full ^^ I love her so much ^^

HADES!! I was actually looking at scenes of him yesterday and remembering how much I love him!! Ahhhhh, him callin' me princess... I'm dead now XD But thats okay! That's where he is! XDD

Yes, they're all in character!! Thank you so much!! ^^ <3<3<3

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I appreciate the well wishes, thank you 💜 actually picked up some soup (and a fuck ton of bread) on my way home from work, so I'm munching on it right now as I'm typing this all out 😂

Poor Inkubus though just sitting there impersonating Doc with his cup of coffee like "So y'all really not gonna let fess up then?" (Except pretend it's phrased like how Inkubus would say it and not how a goofy 27 y/o woman said it lmfao)

Trying so hard not to blow his cover and wreak absolute havoc on everyone in the vicinity 😂

then?"

Oh that's good ^^ Enjoy your soup and bread!!

Omg I love the idea of Inkubus impersonating other RE characters XDD

Like imagine the pitfalls of each one XD He tries to be Stuart, but of course he can't turn off his, ah, demonic magnetism- and that's a dead giveaway that it ain't geeky know-it-all Stuart XD He tries to be Jim but guess what? Ink doesn't like whatever cheap crap is in this flask and keeps making a face or an 'eugh' sound. Or even better, he cant not be smooth as hell and thats just not Jim (try as he might) so yep. Another giveaway XD He tries to be Ray Buxley but, again, too smooth too charismatic too confident.

Just in general I think Ink probably gives any 'role' he takes, a lot more natural sex appeal then these men actually have 😅😅😅🤣 He cant help it XD