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what were the characters excuses for not having their homework done? I.e âMy dog ate my homeworkâ, âI just didnât do itâ, âmy brother set the house on fire, then proceeded to set the neighbourhood on fire and I had to go down into a portal into our backyard to go find him.â, etc.
YELLS, I love that you referenced my lore for that. Liu like "Yeeaahh, sorry, so, my brother murdered our parents and then attacked me in his manic episode, and then he lit our whole neighborhood on fire, and I was freaking out trying to find him, and I tripped and I happened to fall into this portal I didn't even know we had in our backyard, and it caused me to halfway die as I was falling, so then I turned into this half zombie thing, and it was really complicated... So that's why I didn't finish my report." That would be hilarious if Liu went back to school, but considering he stayed in the Underworld, he didn't get to đ
But to answer your question, we have to figure out who did and did not do their homework.
EJ, Tim, Brian, Slender, Trender, Splendor, Zalgo, BEN, Toby, Jane, Liu, Helen, Smiley, Kate, and Nina would be the types to always turn in their homework on time.
LJ, Sally, Jason, Candy, and Hobo never had to do homework, so they're exempt.
So who does that leave? Jeff, Natalie, Offender, and Puppeteer.
Jeff would be quite honest; "I didn't feel like doing it." Jeff was very smart, and would be very able to finish his homework, but in his effort to never be home, he sometimes wouldn't get it done. He'd simply accept a school punishment if necessary and finish it in detention.
Natalie and Pup, to be quite honest, would do the same thing as Jeff, openly stating they did not want to do their work. Not a very imaginative bunch, are they? They're the types that would rather just get it over with.
Offender, however, would pitch blame somewhere else; "My brothers wouldn't leave me alone, so I was unable to complete it." Is it false? No, actually, Splendor constantly pestered him, and Trender would sometimes do the same. Meaning, he was constantly bickering with them, and unable to complete his work. Did his Underworld teachers buy this excuse? No, so he still got in trouble for it.
#creepypasta#creepypasta headcanons#creepypasta headcanon#slender mansion mayhem#jeff the killer headcanons#ben drowned headcanons#eyeless jack headcanons#laughing jack headcanons#ticci toby headcanons#tim wright headcanons#brian thomas headcanons#slenderman headcanons#homicidal liu headcanons#jane the killer headcanons#clockwork headcanons#bloody painter headcanons#dr smiley headcanons#sally williams headcanons#offenderman headcanons#trenderman headcanons#splendorman headcanons#jason the toymaker headcanons#puppeteer headcanons#zalgo headcanons#candy pop headcanons#hobo heart headcanons#nina the killer headcanons#kate the chaser headcanons
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Isekai Reader, currently floating in mid-air: this is fine this is normal...
Isekai Reader: FUCKIN GET ME DOWN!!!*flapping their arms and just trying to get down*
Dick: just calm down maybe you might float down
Isekai Reader: I TRIED EARLIER!
Dick: you really need to be calm
Isekai Reader: FUCK YOU GRAYSON!
......
Duke: how did that happen?
Isekai Reader, stops struggling a while ago and just float mindlessly: my best bet is that after mama wayne possessed me*shivers remembering what happened the week before* is that I gained a but of ghostly powers look I can phase through the chandelier if I want to
Duke: would kryptonite work on you?
Isekai reader: I'm not kryptonian
Isekai reader: wanna find out?
Duke: sure lemme go grab it
Isekai reader: m'kay
....
Alfred: why thank you for cleaning the ceiling and the chandelier
Isekai Reader: no problemo does that mean I get the last snack you made *hopeful*
Alfred: go right ahead
Isekai reader: YAY!!
....
Bruce sipping coffee as he looks at the picture he took with his parents, reader cropped out(you know what I mean): mom.. dad.. *ignores his eldest son running away from reader*
Dick, runs away with the said snack reader wants: ITS JUST ONE SNACK! THE HELL
Isekai Reader, zooming through the air: I DID WHAT ALFRED TOLD ME TO AND THAT SHIT IS MY REWARD GET BACK HERE GRAYSON!
Isekai! Reader/ you: *floating* coming here was already weird enough, but having ghost powers is another thing.
Dick: whatâs your hero name?
Isekai! Reader/ you: *smirks* Danny Phantom *waits for applause*
Duke:âŚis that another one of your references or?
Isekai! Reader/ you: *pouts as you being to phase through the ceiling into Jasonâs room* boo, youâre both boring Iâm going to hit on your hot brother.
Dick: DO NOT HIT ON JASON!
Duke: youâre even starting to sound like Bruce.
Dick; aww man. *pouts* but seriously whoâs Danny phantom?
Duke: *shrugs*
âŚ
Jason: I can feel you staring at me babe.
Isekai! Reader/you: no you canât.
Jason; just because youâve got powers doesnât mean I can feel that stare that you always give me.
Isekai! Reader/ you: âŚyou knew?
Jason: you donât exactly make it subtly to be honest.
Isekai! Reader/you: âŚ*phases through the floor*
âŚ
Isekai! Reader/ you: *to dick and duke* HE FUCKING KNOWS!
Dick: you donât exactly make it subtle.
Duke: I mean you stare at his back, thighs, biceps, chest and his face so intently I got concerned for your health.
Isekai!reader/ you:âŚheâs really pretty!
Dick: am I pretty *batts his eye lashes*
Isekai! Reader/ you: âŚI guessâŚ
Dick: WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO AWNSER!?
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Martha: do we think we did something wrong with possessing them?
Thomas: no, what makes you think that my love?
Martha: *points at Isekai! Reader/ you -now having learnt how to fly and go invisible- go after Dick, Tim, Jason and Stephanie for reasons unknown*
Dick: WHAT THE FUCK
Jason: WERE SORRY FOR SPOILING THE SHOW!
Tim: IT WAS ALL DICKâs IDEA!
Dick: WHAT THE FUCK TIM
Tim: ITâs TRUE!
Stephanie: MY PHONE ISNT WORKING! *itâs screen glitches as the words âyou spoiled it for meâ are scrawled across it*
#dc imagine#dc x reader#dc x you#dc comics x reader#dc x y/n#batfam x reader#batfam imagine#batfamily imagine#batfamily imagines#batfam imagines#isekai reader
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Jason Todd being Red X is an interesting idea that I hate because they always make Dick and Jay the same age.
I thought Iâd throw my hat in the ring and give you some none sense!
Your Welcome!
So, this is Dick Grayson from the TEEN Titans while heâs still Robin. Meaning that heâs like 14-17 years old
That means Jason is like 8-11 years old.
But fuck the time line so,
Dick is 16
Jason is 10
Sure? We good? Great.
I know most people make him Red X as a sort of villain arc to replace Red Hood, so they usually make Jay 15 and fresh off the near death experience.
But I donât wanna do thatttt
So instead we have adopted early Jason who thinks so only way to get his brothers attention in through mild super villainy
Also, theyâre both Robin.
They are Robin in the way that there are two flashes,
Dick is the Robin of Jump City (and Bludhaven a bit)
Jason is the Robin of Gotham
Dick already wants to be Nightwing but heâs still pissed that Bruce made Jason Robin
Bruce is an okay parent who loves his kids very much and thinks he knows whatâs best for them
#time line#oh god the time line#I hate the time line#dc#dcu#dc comics#batman#batfam#batfamily#jason todd#jaybin#Red X#dickbin#dick grayson#beast boy still makes all those comments about thinking itâs Jason Todd#no one believes him#dc robin#robin#teen titans
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let me know if the links aren't working and feel free to suggest any
JASONxJAZZÂ
Friendly Neighborhood Vigilante  TÂ
Meet Jasmine Fenton: Smart, resourceful, kind and the very proud sister of Amity Park's own undead superhero Danny Phantom. Therapist at your service. Intern at Arkham Asylum. Can kick your ass. Likes tea and long walks at the beach. Meet Jason Todd: Smart, resourceful, not-that-kind (if you say he's soft you may get knifed) and the very proud vigilante and protector of Crime Alley. Died for a while but got better. Holds grudges. Likes reading a nice book and the sound of the rain against the window. They are neighbors now.Â
Batman, Meet Team Phantom  NR 118,359 SERIESÂ
Jason leaves Amity Park for Gotham, but an emergency call changes everything. The Fentons have discovered Danny's secret, and things are going horribly wrong. While Jazz, Sam, and Tucker save Danny from Jack and Maddie, the group is now on the run. Jason and his family pull all of their resources together to make things right.Â
Present, Future, Past  TÂ
After a fight gone sideways, Bruce finds himself in the future, one that's a lot brighter than Bruce could have ever hoped for. And yet, there are still some shadows Bruce must overcome. But perhaps the insight of the future can help Bruce do just that.Â
Can't Help Falling In Love (With You) Â T SERIESÂ
When a ghost does shenanigans, Jazz usually stays out of the trouble, since trouble is her brother's thing. This time? This time trouble found her in the form of a ghost that marries her to the Red Hood against her will.Â
When The Side Quest Gets Real  T SERIESÂ
Jason gets confused for one Jack Fenton by one exasperated teacher, who immediately tells him off for not answering the school's calls-Right in front of Tim and Dick.Â
Shovel Talk? Â T 3,464Â
Things were finally running smoothly for The Batfamily, then Jason decided to throw a wrench into it. That wrench was named Jasmine Fenton. Now the whole family have to prepare for a shovel talk.Â
Deal  T 3,884 ESRIESÂ
One day, a woman hires Jason to kill an unusual amount of people. The more he looks at the case, the more he is convinced he has to accept.Â
There's Something Wrong With The Nightingale Siblings  G SERIESÂ
A reveal gone wrong, a drive to Gotham and a sister made of shadows. Danny didn't know this is what he was signing up for when taking the crown, but naming his sister queen regent was better than the alternative. He'll just have to see what kind of trouble Danny and Jasmine Nightingale can get up to in Gotham.Â
Gotham's Favourite  T 1,315Â
Jason has heard the rumours going around Crime Alley, about the Saint of the Dead. He didnât believe them, at first, of course. How could he? When they spoke of an ethereal being that appeared amongst the living and brought them in contact with their dearest departed? Brought them closure?Â
Drunk Summonings  T 1,577 SERIESÂ
Jason is dared to summon the ghost king. Only instead of getting the ghost king, he gets the queen regent.Â
Core Skills  T SERIESÂ
Jason doesn't want to disappoint his family (or worst, be called out by his brothers). Jazz tries to get custody of Danny. I wonder where it all could go.Â
Why Not? Â T 5,263Â
Jazz goes to Gotham Public Library to get out of the house. Jason has a rare day off.Â
I'm Picking You Up  T 2,939Â
Jason Todd has been secretly dating an amazing woman named Jazz Fenton, but hasn't told her about his vigilante/crime lord life. When he's captured by the Riddler on a day when the rest of his family is unavailable, he discovers that his girlfriend is more than meets the eye. Maybe he should have asked a few more questions...Â
The Wonderous Beauty Of The Statuesque Scarlet  T 9,773Â
Jazz knew she was tall. It wasn't like it affected her life or anything (sarcasm). It wasn't like she didn't end dates early because the dude asked her if it was really necessary for her to wear heels. Yes, she was tall. And strong. On top of that, she had duties as Ghost Princess, so finding a partner was not easy for her.Â
The Night Will Come But Not To Stay  TÂ
Jazz is excited about going to Gotham University for college. It's halfway across the country from Amity Park and anyone who knows about her weird family or ghost nonsense. Finally, she can pretend to be a normal woman who just wants to go into psychiatry. She meets a cute guy named Jason, and they seem to be getting along great. Jason finally decided to put aside his vigilante work long enough to get a degree. He's learning how to be a normal person again, with a family that cares for him. He's even made a few civilian friends, including a cute girl named Jazz. Surely, nothing could come up that would reveal their other lives to each other.Â
Cujo And The Ghastly Gotham Grabber  G 9,520Â
When Joker grabbed Damian, Cujo said ânot on my watch mister!â and proceeded to tear the clown to shreds. Then Cujo takes his new friend to Danny to make sure heâs okay. He is delighted when he makes even more friends when Damianâs brothers come looking for him.Â
Talks At The Fenton Bar And Brunch And Mount Justice  G 8,299 SERIESÂ
The Fentons talk, meanwhile a six (and a half!) year old halfa does what every nosy child does and listens in only stopping when the ghost of time drops in for fudge. Meanwhile, Tim is wondering what the exact relationship the Fentons have with the Infinte Realms is that the Young Justice's newest member wants to look into Jason's background.Â
You Look Like Youâve Seen A Ghost  T 37,602 SERIESÂ
Jason and Danny became friends in the Ghost Zone. This is about to be everyoneâs problem. Batman just wants to know who this illusive teenager is. Because heâs a meta. Obviously. Not for adoption reasons. No siree, not him.Â
Somehow Whatever's Eternal In Me Knows Whatever's Eternal In You  MÂ
Everyone knows the story of Jason Toddâs resurrection. He dies, he gets resurrected half a year later, he crawls out, goes to the hospital for another half year, and then gets taken by Talia to the League before he finally comes back to Gotham 3 years later. But what if that didnât happen? When an additional force comes to Gotham with the intentions to take over, she finds Jason Todd lying on the ground and then decides to take him with her. Everything in Gotham changes.Â
Wrong Exit  T SERIESÂ
Danny comes into the story too early and makes it everyone else's problem.Â
Is Batman A Ghost? Â TÂ
The Fentons learn about the Bats in Gotham. Thanks to the portal to the Ghost zone breaking and the ambient ectoplasm in Gotham, Fentonworks sets up shop in crime city. Shenanigans ensueÂ
Turning Shadows Into Shapes  TÂ
When the GIW gets too close to finding out who phantom is, Jazz takes custody of her adopted brother and moves out to Gotham. Danny is enrolled in West Reeve and Jazz goes to Gotham U, and finds a job at Arkham. Everything was going fine, for the first couple hours. The more Jazz and Danny try to avoid the Bats, the more they seem to meet, and Danny and Jazz figure that this can only lead to conflict.Â
Won't You Be My Neighbor? Â MÂ
Jazz is excited to start a new job in a city that has never heard of the Fentonâs. So what if they have raving psychopaths and people dressing up in tights to fight them, at least she doesnât have to deal with ghosts. But, why did her new neighbor trigger her brotherâs ghost sense? And why does she feel like sheâs falling for the mysterious vigilante that crashed through her window one night?Â
Blood On The Crown  M SERIESÂ
She leaned over and placed a soft kiss on his brow, a covenant between them, a secret promise that she would tear the world asunder if it meant keeping him safe.Â
Premeditation  T 17,192 SERIESÂ
The problem is that so few people are even able to see what the problem really is. The problem is that things that manage to find the balance on the knifeâs edge of life are so, so hard to kill. The problem, Jasmine Fenton realizes, two weeks after she moves into Gotham, is one that almost no one, in any dimension or realm, is able to solve. The problem is simply put, though, even if itâs almost impossible. The problem is this: The Joker is a Halfa.Â
Custody Battle  G 1,274 SERIESÂ
"Touch starved Danny gets cuddles from tallmom!Jazz and tankdad!Jason after a long and hard custody battle against the neglectful Fenton parents. "Â
If You Find A Vigilante In The Dumpster  M SERIESÂ
The plan was simple, Jazz and her now de aged brother would go lay low in Gotham, act as a mother-son duo. Wait as Danny heals up by absorbing the ambient ectoplasm leaking from the city and Vlad gives the green light that he has a safe place they could stay. Plus with the blessing from the Ghost of Gotham and knowing that even the GIW wouldn't dare to encroach on Batman's territory, it was a pretty safe plan. That was until a certain vigilante just keeps on finding himself in their dumpster.Â
Crying Is Okay  T SERIESÂ
I will change the summary when I get a better idea I am winging this, but so far it's about what happens if Danny goes to University in Gotham and gets a job at Arkham.Â
Rifts  TÂ
As a general rule, just when you thought it couldn't get worse it suddenly did. This is something the Fenton siblings knew from experience. The thing is, normally her brother is the one who puts them on the spot. This isnât one of those times, and Jazz just knows that she will never get Danny to shut up about it. ...If they ever get to see each other again, of course.Â
There Will Come A Soldier  T 9,644Â
Jason jumps to defend a woman getting mugged but she uh...doesn't need the help. She appreciates the heart-eyes he shoots her, though.Â
The Business Of Family  TÂ
Things are not well in Amity Park. With the GIW getting more and more aggressive and their parents becoming ever more suspicious of Danny each day that passes, Jazz knows that they're running out of time. It's not safe, and their options are painfully limited. Out of sheer dumb luck or a little intervention from Clockwork, she manages to discover a distant relative that just might be their salvation. If asked Oswald Cobblepot would say that it's just good business. Adopting a few kids had done wonders for Bruce Wayne's reputation, why not his? It's not like he can't afford to put them somewhere out of the way if they get to be a problem. It's just business. Nothing more.Â
Advent Reunion  G 4,765 SERIESÂ
Danny was gone. The GIW had wrecked his core and Jazz was left grieving with her family and friends, all devastated. They hunted the monsters that destroyed her brother, hunted them all the way to the Himalayas and destroyed the Guys in White but Jazz felt like it was a hollowed out victory. Grieving and anguished she stole Vlad's booze and wander off, runs into a guy hiding a body and deciding to spend a weekend running amok with "Jason" (a nice jerk that left without even saying goodbye and who she really should not have developed feelings for). Then she discovered she was pregnant, and Clockwork told her he had placed Danny's ruined core in her so he could be reborn. Skip nearly seven years later and Jazz is the mother of a rambunctious six (and a half!) year old boy who is the reincarnate of her brother and she just moved to Gotham with her family to go to school. Jason meanwhile runs into a kid that tries to steal his wheel and pay for it with coco, a duck candle and a literal piggy bank... and then reunites with a blast from his past... and she has a tinier version of him attached to her hip.Â
DANNYxTIMÂ
The Blob  TÂ
Tim sees a floating green blob and believes it is a delusion, but it is actually a ghost, one of the victims of the murderer he caught. The blob ghost latched on to him and refuses to leave. As Tim finally admits to himself that it's real, more blob ghosts attach themselves to Tim, hoping he will catch their murderer too. Finally, his family notices that something is amiss with him and attempts to figure out what is wrong. Meanwhile, Danny in the Ghost Zone hears that there is a human, in the living realm, that the blob ghost can't stop praising.Â
Social Media + Insomnia = Epic Fails (Not Clickbait!) Â T 8,216 SERIESÂ
Yes I Sleep @TimDrake_Wayne Fellas⌠is it gay if heâs dead? Otherwise known as: Tim makes an OopsieÂ
Hold The Stars Close (Like You Were Holding My Hand) Â NRÂ
Daniel Fenton had to run, Amity wasn't safe for him anymore, he couldn't stay, so he left. By no means did it mean that he understood how he ended up in a crime filled city with a baby to care for, and another teen vigilante for a co-parent. Maybe it would get better.Â
You Can't Teach An Old God New Tricks  MÂ
Danny didnât have a lot to his name. He arrived in Gotham 2 years ago lost and confused. He knew he was a king. He knew he was a halfa, and he knew that he ruled all of the infinite realms. But the harsh realities of Gotham also kept him on his toes as he tries to ignore his past. Nothing from before the age of 14 but electricity down his spine, A sister whom he loved, and an apparent complaint of his newfound lack of Empathy because of it. Danny had avoided the infamous Bats for too long but as the ghosts start to delve into the world once more moaning for the Phantom, and a family edging on being a gang. He finds himself far too close to the vigillanteâs and Batman than he really wants to find himself. And as his world collapses in on itself, maybe he needs someone to catch him for once. Someone he never expected.Â
Tim Drake's I.E.F (Invisible Eldritch Friend) Â T SERIESÂ
The last thing Danny expected while haunting his new favorite pastime while bored (read: homeless) was to find out his secret identity. It was cool though, and he helped the dude get through the days easier now. He expected even less, though, to be caught rooting around in his fridge by their butler. The last thing Tim expected while getting stalked was to get used to the unseen creature and how they started taking care of him. He expected even less for them to be the same ageÂ
Till Death And Beyond  T 85,655Â
Danny and Tim have known each other for a year, have been dating for months, and are very happy. Sure, Tim would prefer if his boyfriend let him help him at least get a nicer apartment, or even an internship at WE but Danny won't let him. Dating Tim is not keeping his head down but as far as everyone knows, Danny Fenton died with his parents and sister. Danny Nightingale has no links to him, thanks to Tucker and Technus' magic. But there are still those who would love nothing more than to get their hands on Phantom, despite his not having been seen in a long time. And why is there a vigilante bleeding out on his apartment floor?Â
Bones Exposed  T 44,774 SERIESÂ
After years of being a halfa, Danny's body starts to gain more symptoms from his death, resulting in his human half slowly dying. In a desperate attempt to live the rest of his life in peace, he becomes a hermit, living isolated in Gotham and only leaving his home when his services are needed at Wayne Enterprises. His life isn't what he expected, but it's his and he's accepted it. That is until Tim Drake gives him a reason to start looking for a way to stop himself from dying all the way. Now Danny is desperate to learn how to deal with his disabilities and stop his body from dying completely. At least he has Tim Drake at his side to help.Â
This Is Me Trying  T 17,337 SERIESÂ
After an argument with Dick, Tim snaps under the pressure and quits the Bats. Thanks to some encouragement from Tam, Tim goes on a road trip in the hopes he can clear his head and figure out what he wants to do with his life now that he's left the Waynes behind. It's not easy, not even close, but somewhere along the way he meets a kindred spirit. And maybe, kinda falls a little in love along the way.Â
The Price Of Peace  T SERIESÂ
The Juistria League - the alliance of the major countries of the continent Juisitria - has long since stood for peace. Unfortunately there is one country that is a thorn in their side whenever they try to solidify that peace: The Infinite Lands, a country of barbarians to the north where the only reason they survive is the magic in the air. Where the magic is so strong that even children develop a talent, which they themselves call "the blessings of the dragons". The country that, last time the Juistria League had tried to negotiate, had waged a war more brutal then anything seen before on them, for over a decade - right until the moment a rebellion caged him. Not long ago, his murderer took the title. And now, that very same newly crowned High Chief demands negotiations of them. Bruce would rather die, would rather see Gotham and all of Juistria in flames than to allow that man to take one of his children. Tim, however, makes another decision before he could say that. Now, everyone has to hope Phantom will be happy with the boy⌠Meanwhile Danny is just too stunned that they actually agreed to that to do anything about the sudden engagement.Â
Given Flesh And Form  M 6,308 SERIESÂ
When Bruce is stuck in time with no way out, there are faster ways to get results than to chase clues all across the seven continents...and it's not like Tim needs complete body autonomy anyway. So what if he agrees to host a budding baby royal ghost until it can form a new body? That's, like, what, under a year's worth of taking it easy? In exchange for his adoptive Dad's life? No contest. Tim strikes a deal with the King of All Ghosts and doesn't regret it for a second. Meanwhile. Tim's family is certain that something is wrong...but what?Â
I'll Pay You Ten Times  G 5,004 SERIESÂ
Being kidnapped is nothing new. Being kidnapped by a boy more or less his age, with zero recollection of how? That's kind of new. Offering said boy, who looks like a mercenary, money to save him in hopes he doesn't have a moral code? Yeah, that's totally new. But Tim is acing it. He can do this. Now only if this mercenary didn't look so hot while kicking goons' butts, that would've been really nice.Â
Better Halves (And Other Such Falsehoods) Â MÂ
Danny's trying to recover all the shards to an entity's chalice so that it'll stop destroying the zone while tensions rise amongst his subjects- and trying to finish high school. Tim's juggling his case load, his work as CEO, and does not have time to be embroiled in a sex scandal right now. If that means he has to pretend to date a very suspicious heir to a rival company, then so be it. It's a mutually beneficial relationship. So what if Tim's becoming a little too intrigued by the illusive, powerful Phantom? So what if Danny can't stand the Justice League for leaving him to deal with all of Amity's problems when he was just 14? That's a superhero thing. And their fake boyfriend has no clue that they're a superhero.Â
Ghosts Don't Go To High School  TÂ
Danny Fenton is having a good day, really. It's his birthday and the ghosts were leaving him alone for once! Then his parents discover his blood is contaminated with ectoplasm and move him halfway across the country to Gotham City! Now Danny needs to keep his secret safe from his parents, help a ghost child find her way home, and try not to get expelled from Gotham Academy. And why does the sight of his physics partner make his heart pound? Must be all the coffee he brings him. Danny needs a nap.Â
Hi My Name Is Danny What's Your Favorite Dinner Food? Â T 666 SERIESÂ
Clockwork is prolly laughing his ass off right now, the prick. Alrighty, itemizing time, what does Danny know about his current situation? He is apparently a cartoon here?Â
The Bakery Is A Front!...Right?: Â T 13,211Â
Danny Fenton starts his own business in Gotham. He knows that moving to Gotham is dangerous, but it is the only other place with enough natural ectoplasm to sustain him. His bakery quickly grabs the attention of the locals for its fantastic taste and unknown secret ingredient. Things are fine until Danny starts hiring goons out of jobs and getting street kids to make deliveries. His pastries have a strange effect on people, leading people to assume Danny is pushing a new type of drug, using his bakery as a front for his up-and-coming crime empire. To prove it, Tim and Jason go undercover to find out what he uses and how to put him away.Â
xOTHER BATFAMÂ
I Was In The Middle Before I Knew What Had Begun  GÂ
Danny Fenton is starting a new life with his sister Jazz. Only Jazz isn't the annoying, well meaning big sister that he's known all his life but a five-year-old. Now thrust into the position of caretaker to the one that has always been a caretaker to him, Danny has to push through his pain at losing the one he loved the most while reconciling to his new reality. Now Danny Fenton, uncle to Jazmine Fenton, he's struggling to make ends meet and keep the right to care for the last family member he's got (something that the city of Gotham is far too eager to rip away from him). Cassandra Cain is enjoying her life. She has a cause to rally for, something to devote her whole life to that gives her such purpose that she might as well be alive because if it. She is finally starting to engage in a civilian life as well, setting down some roots in a ballet studio and allowing herself to make some tentative connections with her peers there. When she offers to help out a friend with her ballet class for underprivileged children, Cass is struck by a young man carrying so much grief inside. When she investigates more, Cass discovers this Daniel Fenton is at the mercy of a merciless city because of his meta status.Â
Harrowing Holidays  G 8,553 SERIESÂ
After a few months of dating, Danny invites Jason to Amity Park for Fenton Thanksgivingâboth Danny & Jason have convinced themselves, despite all evidence to the contrary, that the other is their normal civilian boyfriend, and don't want to mess things up by revealing their secrets.Â
Stand By You  T 11,867Â
Dick tumbles through his bedroom window and stumbles to the kitchen. His black and blue suit is stained with blood but the pain from the cut in his side is nothing next to the mental anguish heâs feeling at the moment. All he wants is to get himself patched up and in bed. He had been optimistic this morning that today might turn out okay. Now he doesnât remember why heâd ever thought that. Upon reaching the kitchen, finds the lights already on and a person dozing at the kitchen bar. His next step ought to have been equally soft as the ones before, barely audible, perfect for stealth. But between the pain and his surprise it came out as more of a thump than a soft pad like catâs feet. She perks up and turns to face him. He freezes. Itâs Jazz. Itâs date night.Â
We Are Infinite As The Universe We Hold Inside  NR 8,399Â
Stephanie Brown finds herself in the awkward position of being pregnant with a god's child and learning this from John Constantine of all people.Â
Time To Fall In Love  NR 6,294 SERIESÂ
A cult uses a ritual designed to summon and bind the Ghost King to their will. What they don't know is that it's actually a ghostly marriage ceremony.Â
Equilibrium  MÂ
There's a new mask on Jason's turf, and this one refuses to leave. Will Jason be able to scare him off, or will they enter into a partnership that can either save them both or drag them screaming into the darkness that hides in both their hearts?Â
Fuck Around And Find Family  M 14,144 SERIESÂ
Danny spends some quality time with the Batfam. And the GIWÂ
A Deal With The Ghost King  NR 4,524Â
When the Ghost King refused their offer of souls in exchange for saving the world, the Justice League had been scrambling to find something he would accept instead. But when the King dissapeared and the world was saved when they weren't looking, Constantine had been in a panic. Someone else had made a deal with the King, offering something worth more than all the souls on Earth. But what? And who had made the deal? Meanwhile, Jason left the meeting. He had a date to plan!Â
Empty Graves  NRÂ
Danny has lost everything. His family, his friends, his haunt. His core is shattered, his powers don't work. He wasn't able to save them, what good is he now? Stuck alone in the limbo between life and death, Danny has nothing left to live for. After a panicked flight that finds him stranded in Gotham, Danny stands atop a tall building and stares down, the tips of his shoes teetering over open air. he closes his eyes and--there's a scream. Fine. He'll try to save one more life. He has to. Or he'll die trying.Â
Smash Or Pass? Â TÂ
imagine this, a reporter is asking citizens of Gotham their opinions on the various bats in the city when they stumble across Danny.sleep deprived and looking it, Danny is not paying attention to the reporter at all.Â
reporter: "What is your opinion of Red Hood?"Â
danny, who stayed up all night playing smash or pass with sam and tucker, only hearing red hood: "Smash." and then danny keeps walking, unaware that he'd just gone viral with only a single word.Â
Behind The Fortress Walls  T 32,706Â
Jazz is in love with Dick. Heâs kind, considerate, and caring. Far and away the nicest person sheâs ever dated. But sheâs lying to him. About so, so much. And heâll hate her once he learns the truth. Assuming he doesn't get tired of her canceling all their dates first. When Danny and Ellie go missing, the latest in a series of ghostly disappearances, she's forced to cancel another date. Going to Elmerton to meet up with Tucker and Sam, she will get Danny and Ellie back from the GIW no matter what it takes. Only...they aren't the only ones breaking in.Â
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âShow me what impressed him so muchâ yeah if you ever want to sob like a little baby just watch the Injustice 2 dialogues between Kori and Jason.
#brb crying#dick grayson your girl is a baddie#and Jason you love your brother I know you do#koriand'r#injustice#injustice 2#bruce wayne#batman#dc#dc comics#Jason todd#red hood
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Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne đ by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!
And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.
#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#dc comics#my ramblings#no I'm not tagging them all I want to live#being a batkid is being cursed to see everyone thirsting over your father figure as Bruce Wayne AND as Batman#tim: guys what do you think about this?#jason: FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK FUCK U FUCK U#cass: đŹđ¤˘đ¤Ž#damian: drake your end is near#steph: thanks i'm going to bleach my eyes now#dick: this is how you treat me??? your perfect big brother who loves and cherishes you???#harper: i know i should never have given you my number#barbara build a program that block any bruce thirst content so she never gets the fright but she will send a link to one from time to time#because of his years of stalking Tim cannot escape the Bruce thirst posts they pop up all the time
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I was telling my sister about Titans, and she was like, âthe whole Bruce/Dick/Jason storyline is like the prodigal son story, with the older and younger brothers' positions switched,â and I was like ohhhh???
#bruce is a VERY imperfect substitute for God the Father but CONSIDER the older brother â the heir#takes his inheritance (his supersuit and tech and weapons and porche)#and leaves telling his dad not to contact him#and the younger son receives everything that once belonged to his older brother#knowing how fortunate he is while also having to constantly hear âyour brother did it this wayâ âyour brother was better at thisâ#all the whole looking up to his absent brother as his hero#he goes to meet his older brother while he is away and is met with a barrage of âour father doesnât care about you or meâ#âour father will destroy you to accomplish his own endsâ#âno you donât really know him â *I* know himâ#âbeing the eldest son isnât an honour at all its a curseâ#and THEN a little while later that same older brother returns and is welcomed home with open arms#their father gives EVERYTHING back to his oldest#ALL the privileges and love and honour and money and even a new supersuit#all is forgiven and given back in full â more than in full#and thatâs wonderful and beautiful but what is the younger brothers perspective?#and THEN their father gives the younger brother into the older brothers care#âgo see how your older brother does it and then come back to meâ#so he feels cast off by his father#and his older brother barely pays him any attention being preoccupied with his own issues#although he never abandoned their father and always did everything he was asked itâs his older brother who receives all the praise#after being beaten down again and again he finally returns to his father#and is welcomed but not with nearly as much fanfare as when his older brother returned#what is that going to do to him???#titans#titans tv show#titans tv#jason todd#dick grayson#bruce wayne#the prodigal son
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Jason is no longer THAT mad about Bruce not killing joker bc yea if he had to deal with trying to domesticate this child he wouldn't have time for revenge killings either
i love the very fandom-ish jason & tim enemy-to-caretaker titans tower au's, don't get me wrong
however, i would love to have MORE of the "jason gets in the tower and finds a fucking rabid-ass feral tim drake and skedaddles 'cause he ain't dealing with that shit" variety, sounds more canon-ish for me
#tim drake wayne#tim drake is a goblin#tim drake#red robin#red hood#jason todd#batman#batfamily#do i want them to be brothers? yeah#take your dog back it bites#but i also want feral tim drake#feral tim drake#i want him to be a menace to society a fucking wild racoon#jason: you guys replaced me with THIS??#and dick has to tell him that tim just showed up one day and bruce is too scared to try and remove him#jason is like yk what that tracks#dick loves his gremlin baby brother#dick; watching tim eat an onion like its an apple#yea hes so health conscious! đĽ°#everyone else is Visibly Concerned#but if they send him away theyre scared he'd live in their walls#at least this way they know where he is at least some of the time
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my favourite part of the Wayne Kids being, you know, the Waynes, and popular celebrities is the fact that these are teenagers and young adults who are given ... celebrity powers. and i know they're stupidly petty with them. every time you log onto twitter you'd see 3 of them engaged in a sibling argument, completely uncaring that it's being broadcasted to thousands of people
Dick, tweeting: Tim stole my sandwich today, hey siri how do i un-adopt a sibling?
Tim: ??? I didn't steal your sandwich??
Dick: Then who did??? It was there this morning and you were the only one in the manor the entire morning??
Tim: Dick, my unfortunately kind of favourite brother, I was not in the manor today
Dick: YOU WEREN'T?!?!?
Tim: no, I've been in my apartment all week. did you hallucinate me?? LMFAO
Cass: I was there this morning.
Dick: Oh. No wonder then??? You 2 look too similar, one of you needs to cut your hair
Tim: Not it
Cass: . . .
Tim: on second thought, maybe it's time for a haircut
Cass: :D <3
Tim: Love you too, Cass
Random Twitter User, quote tweeting the last tweet: So did you ever find out who took Dick's sandwich????
Cass: Jay did.
Dick: JAY DID?!?!?
Cass: Oh. Did you not know?
Dick: NO?!????
Cass: Oh. @/jason start running. Sorry.
Steph: Guys Jason might deadass die again Dick is ONTO him
Random Twitter User: ... Again?
Steph: hardly the point rn, jared
Babs: Why did Jason just climb in my window asking me to hide him
Tim: he's running from Dick, lol
Babs: Oh, why?
Tim: he ate his sandwich
Babs: Got it, he's hiding behind my couch now, screeching about Cass betraying him.
Dick: BABS DON'T MOVE. DON'T LET HIM LEAVE.
#batfam#dc comics#batman#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#i love socmed aus with them#but like theyre barely even aus#cause theyre already famous?#god help us all if they get social media in-canon
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âBatman, you need to-IS THAT A BABY ?!â - Batfam x Fem!reader
Synopsis : Bruce and Batmom bring their newborn daughter to the Watchtower, so she can meet their friends (or vice versa). Includes an overprotective Damian, League members who cannot believe the Batman is smiling, and other shenanigans. Â
Oop, Iâm back (?). My dudes. Itâs been TWO YEARS since I last posted here. Two. Years. I posted like, two life update...donât know if some of yâall saw it, but long story short : I got married, I have a son now, and everything is going so well in my life that I didnât really need the validation I got from writing online...Buuuuuuuuuuuuut, I still love writing. And so, after quite a long break, here I am :). Hope you will enjoy this, donât hesitate to let me know if you do :Â
Please, do not repost my stories anywhere else, under any other form. Do not translate and then repost them either. Thank you.
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âYouâre evil, you know that right ?â You say, raising an eyebrow. Â
âI donât know what youâre talking about, my love.â He answers, a small smile on his lips. You turn to him and...Oh that smug look, that smug look you loved so much. He definitely DEFINITELY knew what he was doing.Â
And that it was utterly...evil.Â
âItâs going to be FUN !âÂ
Ah, and hereâs his little devil. Damian himself. He loved this. Partly because he thought it was funny to mess with everyone, partly because he liked showing that you guys were a family.Â
âThey wonât believe their eyes !â His little voice kept going, followed by a big roar of laughter that sounded, by all means, more childlike than devilish.Â
âThat they wonât, they always seem so surprised when Bruce acts like a human.âÂ
Jason. Still not calling Bruce âdadâ (except sometimes, by âaccidentâ, and even him donât realize he did), heâd only slowly been back at the manor, with all of you. And, for sure, a certain important event which happened about four months ago made it so he came back to live at home.
Dick chuckled and added :Â âWho would blame them ? Weâre talking about a man who eats his burgers with a knife and fork !â He gestured to his father with his left thumb, his other hand shielding part of his mouth as if he was telling them all a secret, as if he was trying to be discreet, so his dad wouldnât hear...Always quite the little clown, that eldest son of yours. With his exaggerated mannerism, and that sparkle in his eyes, in his smile.Â
âIâm certain some of them thought he was genuinely a cyborg for YEARSâ Tim added, quite seriously, his tone the opposite of his older brother (and that was just his way of joking...you think). And honestly ? Yeah, you were pretty sure some of your friends at the JLA thought your husband was a robot, at one point.Â
Oh yes. Thatâs where you were going, to the JLAâs headquarters. To execute Bruceâs plan. Quite the evil plan indeed.Â
âHell, even I thought he was one before I met you guys !â Duke chimed in, and that made Cassandra smile widely, as she shook her head up and down pointing at Duke as if to say :Â âwhat he just saidâ.Â
And in a very Bruce manner, your husband kept a straight face, ignoring his childrenâs teasing. Only you, saw that twinkle in his eyes, that smile that might not reach his mouth, but was definitely dancing in those bright blue eyes.Â
Oh yes. Yes, your friends were in for quite the surprise.Â
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Meanwhile, in the Justice League headquarters :Â
âOh, hey ! Look, Batmanâs zeta tube is turning on ! We havenât seen him in a while right ?â Â
Indeed they havenât. Because, well, letâs put it this way : Batmanâs wife just had a baby.Â
A baby girl (finally, right ? You and Cass werenât TOO outnumbered anymore).Â
And Batman had been VERY busy doting over his baby girl.Â
Batman had been busy being Bruce Wayne.Â
Just a man, who thought heâd never be happy again, not knowing how to handle all those feelings he had for his wife (for you), for his children.Â
That was happiness then, right ?Â
So, yes. Batman hasnât been much at the JLAâs headquarters lately. But your husband thought, it was finally time to go see his friends a little bit. He knew they were all up there, because it was their monthly reunion (once each month, they gathered to talk about the state of the world, the universe, what threat lingered, what lurked beyond...and to get very drunk, and see their friends, the only ones who knew what it meant to be a âheroâ).Â
And that whatâs made him particularly evil.Â
He knew, they would all be there. He knew what their reaction was going to be. After all, his memory was amazing, he definitely hadnât forgot the way they reacted the first time they saw you, the first time they learned he had children (childrEN, plural !).Â
And he knew they were a little worried about him.Â
He had missed their last three reunions, and only answered : âEverything is okâ to their messages asking if he was alright (they hadnât dared to go see if he was indeed ok, because last time they did that, they found him bed ridden with all the bones in his body broken, and he got so mad at them for butting in his business he worked twice as hard when he was fine again, and didnât talk a WORD for months...that was, of course, years ago, before you were in his life, but the experience was still in their minds and so, they decided to respect his privacy, he would come to them when ready). And he never pushed his âred buttonâ, him, or anyone in the family.Â
They just assumed he was busy, they hoped it wasnât anything bad.Â
Yes. They were worried. For him. For you. For your kids. For Alfred. For your dogs, your cats, your cow...They. Were. Worried.Â
And Bruce knew.Â
You told him, when your pregnancy was confirmed, to tell his friends. That they would be happy. But after his own initial happy thought, his surge of hope and love at knowing he was going to be a dad again, he started to make his plan.Â
Why tell them, when you could toy with them ?Â
âThey deserve it.â He told you, and you werenât sure if they did, but you werenât about to fight him on that. After all, you too, thought it could be amusing. Amusing to hide your pregnancy, making up excuses as to why they couldn't come see you, and you didnât come up the headquarter. Amusing, to even hide it quite expertly from any form of news (Bruce was a MASTER of disguise, not only for himself), so it would be a real surprise.Â
Amusing, to have your little girl in secret, with only your family. Amusing, but also what you wanted. For this good news to be just between you, your children, and Alfred. Your close family. Because you had too few things that just were yours.Â
This had to be yours. Your thing, your secret, your own happiness. Yours, and only yours. And you found it was good, that you guys spend the first few months of your daughterâs life only between yourselves.Â
It was nice, to go out âdisguisedâ as a normal couple, and show your daughter Gotham (and how her little eyes already tried to take the entire world within them).Â
It was nice, to live in total privacy for a little bit.Â
So, yes, you had been a little selfish. And he had, too. You knew it wasnât just to prank his friends, he kept it all a secret. That it was also to have some quality time with his family. To spend the first few months of his daughterâs life being the only one being utterly smitten with her.Â
Though, this last thing wasn't true...You were, too. And your children ? Letâs just say your daughter had not been alone ONCE since she was born. And she seemed to love it.Â
Whenever she made the slightest sound, smiled, laughed (or cried), they were there, Bruce was there, absolutely loving that little baby.Â
She was almost 4 months old now, and Bruce thought that the gist had to be up. What scale did he use to measure this amount of âreadinessâ ? You had no idea. You thought he was just now ready to share his happiness with his friends, and not just his close family.Â
And so here you were, after months of secrecy carefully crafted and orchestrated by your husband, in the JLAâs headquarters, along with your family, the little new addition to said family in your husbandâs arms.Â
Evil. Your husband was downright evil.Â
He knew that what was about to happen would have a massive impact on his friends. He. KNEW.Â
And as the zeta tube brought all your family up there, you knew that as he saw their faces, your husband was a little TOO happy with himself for his little âprankâ.Â
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âBatman, are you al- IS THAT A BABY ?â Very typical, very in character : the first to react was Flash himself.Â
None of the other noticed, and they seemed inclined to think Barry had lost his mind but then...
Bruceâs face didnât move an inch, he just held that little âpackageâ, and had his same stoic expression except...Except there was a little hand grabbing at his chin.Â
Then another hand appeared out of that bundle Batman carried, with a bat plushie bunched in a tight fist, shaking it and...Cooing.Â
Cute little sounds, and the way- EXCUUUuuUuuuUSE ME ?
The way Batman just softly looked at her, the way his cold expression was replaced by a tender one as he lowered his eyes to her ??
WHAT ?!Â
They knew. They knew he had THE softest spot for his family. They knew his scary aura greatly dimmed when he was around his wife and children. They knew that when they werenât there, he was only made of shadows. They were his light, his salvation.Â
They knew he didnât have the same face expression, when they were around.
Well, when they were looking at him...Barry swore that Batman loomed around his family, standing menacingly behind them, his eyes cold and calculating as if he was ready to fight any seconds to save his loved ones, and then whenever they turned to him his feature would instantly soften. He will ALWAYS remember the first time he met little Dickie, 9 years old and so full of joy and life, and how whenever he would look at Batman and talk to him, said Batman got a softer expression somewhat, but then when Dick turned around, Batman looked about to murder them whenever they came too close from him.Â
Once, Tim, also 9 at the time, years after the JLA met Dick, told Barry matter of factly :Â âHe doesnât kill people. He could break your knee caps thoughâ in a very Tim fashion. The kid was serious. And had noticed the aura surrounding his dad, how it changed when he was around (he noticed more than his siblings, because for a while, Bruce had been really cold and distant with him, since he met him not long after Jasonâs death..understandable. So he was the only one who had this sort of behavior aimed at him, the shield Bruce put in front of him to keep everyone away so he wouldnât be hurt, the shield that now was lowered for them and only them).Â
It was his eyes. His eyes that were always hard and cold, became different when looking at you or his children.Â
Not to say that his family never exasperated him, or that he never had his âmaskâ around them. After all, Bruceâs stoic expression was his face by default. Itâs just that he was often too focused. And that he spend years practicing hiding his emotions, practicing keeping a blank face. Because Barry also remembered seeing Dick perched on his fatherâs shoulders, letting himself dangle in his back, his head upside down, whistling and kicking his feet, and Bruce having this stoic mask on, concentrated.Â
Anyway, they knew all that. It had been years, since Bruce finally trusted them enough to bring his wife here, and his kids. But yet, yet they were still surprised sometimes.
Like today.Â
The picture of Batman holding a baby was...a little weird.Â
Even if he opened up to them over the years, he was still mostly very cold, distant and aloof. You know, Batman. Thatâs just who he was. So sometimes, to see him so devoted to his wife or kids, it was odd to say the least.Â
And right now, as he walked towards them with a baby in his arms, the shock was real. Damn it, will there be a day when the Bat didnât surprise them with something ?Â
How did none of them notice you were pregnant ? Proof again Batman was a master of his craft. And that little girl...
Oh your daughter was such a beaming ray of sunshine, that in his arms it was particularly a jarring image.Â
The big scary bat, tall, broad shouldered, muscular in every way, his face void of expressions, holding a tiny baby who kept smiling at everyone around, and playing with her plushy.Â
Odd.Â
Yet, sweet.Â
Were they surprised ? Yes.Â
Were they a little mad he hid something (AGAIN) this important from them ? Definitely.Â
Were they shocked that his daughter was so darn cute and smiling and laughing that much ? Not really, because you were his mom too.Â
Were they happy for him ? For sure.Â
Were they going to adore that little girl ? Probably as much as they adored his other kids already, which meant...yes. Yes they were going to.Â
Damn that bastard Bruce. Always so sneaky.Â
Hal, couldnât help but think : âFirst, heâs not a vampire, then, heâs married with children, and now, he has that cute baby. This guy ??!!âÂ
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The initial shocked passed, and only after your children MOCKED all of your friends (you had to give it to Dick, he knew how to imitate them so well..and when Damian joined in ? Oh, oh it was a fit of laughter impossible to fight that attacked them), did they approach your daughter.Â
âHer name is Martha.â Bruce said âWe named her after my mother.â and it wasnât his usual flat tone he used as Batman. No, it was a soft voice he usually only reserved for his kids. And the reason he was using it now ? Well. He didnât want to scare his daughter, as he still held her.Â
She beamed at him when she heard her name, and babbled some baby nonsense. She then turned towards all those new faces, and you saw Bruceâs hand hold her a little tighter.Â
Your beautiful, sweet soul husband. He clearly was worried sheâd be scared, meeting all those new people. Especially since they all wore mask. But Martha-
Martha let go of her bat plushy (which Damian caught before it touched the floor, rolling on the ground in a way you thought was quite comedic. Oh, that boy), and lifted her arms up towards-Â
âWhat a sweet little girl !â Diana said with a voice you NEVER heard her use. You realized it was her âvoice reserved for babies and domestic animalsâ, and it made you smile. It was higher than her usual voice, and full of softness.Â
You thought your daughter reached for her because she could feel the warmness in your friend. And after all, amongst all of those gathered here today, she was probably the one that adored babies the most.Â
Diana looked at Bruce, who only inclined his head a little to give her the ok to lift her from his arms but-
Another arm stopped her, and took the baby away.Â
Damian.Â
Damian, the one who took his role as a big brother a little too seriously.Â
He held Martha protectively against him, and literally sneered at all your friends.Â
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Damian deemed most of them unworthy to hold his baby sister, and only Clark ended up being allowed to carry her. And that was partly because Clark was the only one who knew about Martha, the only one who saw her already, and he had months to convince your son to trust him with her.Â
Being an extremely close friend and all, you just couldnât hide this from him and... no, really, you literally couldnât hide this from him as he was the immediately noticed that second heartbeat when he listened in to make sure you and your family were safe. Bruce hated when he did that, but Clark wasnât about to let them be in danger without moving an inch.
Anyway, Clark was allowed to hold her, but he gave her back to you rather quickly because your sonâs stare made him uncomfortable. If eyes could kill, right ?Â
Damian took his job as an older brother very seriously. He would protect her at all cost. And you had no doubt that he would be the kind of person to burn the entire world down if it meant saving his family.Â
Damian only glared at everyone, letting them approach ONLY after they put on a surgical mask so they wouldnât give her their âviruses or whateverâ.Â
You had to admit he was a bit much, and you asked him nicely to calm down a little. He relented on the face masks, but made them all wash their hands (twice).Â
You ruffled his hair affectionately, what a sweet little boy. It broke your heart, how so many people judged him too fast. He really was, a nice kid. With a heart of gold. He just didnât have much luck for the first few years of his life.Â
But he chose to be like this. Chose to love, instead of hate. Chose to protect, instead of attacking.Â
Although, right now, as Diana came back towards his sister, he definitely seems ready to high kick her (which definitely wouldnât have hurt the amazon).Â
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It was a hassle, to convince Damian to let go of his sister so they could hold her. As per usual, itâs Dick who managed to convince him, saying Martha was all soft and cute, and everyone deserved to hold her at least once. Adding that if one of them dropped her, he would be allowed to do whatever he wanted to them.Â
Some of the mightiest heroes of the planet were gathered hear, but the threat didnât fall on deaf ears. Damian could be a little intense, and scary sometimes.Â
They werenât fooled by Dickâs agreeable smile either. A smile that didnât always reach his eyes. They knew if they messed up, he would find every way to rip them to shreds. Dick was often seen as the calmest of your children, but his anger issues from when he was a child were never far. And he could be ruthless. Â
Diana held her first, and your daughter babbled to her excitedly.Â
Of course, being only 4 months old, she just talked gibberish. And it was so sweet, how Diana answered her :Â âWhat ? *babbles from your daughter* Noooooo. *more babbles from your daughter* I canât believe he said that. And then what ? *babbles babbles babbles*â.Â
After that, Dick took her back, and asked if someone else wanted to hold her, under yours and Bruceâs watchful eyes.Â
Then again, in the room, many were also already parents and knew how to hold a baby. They werenât too worried, except-
Except Dick, that little sh-, had found a new game in recent weeks. Whenever he gave his little sister to someone else...he pretended to drop her.Â
And it made him laugh and laugh and laugh, to give mini-heart attacks to EVERYONE whenever he gave them his baby sister to them, as they always all panicked and screamed seeing her dropped (Dick always had her secure, he only pretended to drop her of course).Â
âOh no careful !â Heâd scream, dropping his arms suddenly (she looooved it) while still gripping her, and theyâd scramble to catch her, and he would just laugh.Â
âYou little-â Halâs colorful words were...imaginative. And Damian was inclined to agree, since his brother pranked him oh, I donât know, only about A HUNDRED TIMES since their little sister was born.Â
You wouldnât admit it, but it made you laugh a little too. Even if he got you a few times as well, pretending he was going to drop her. Then again, you trusted your eldest son. Once you and Bruce wouldnât be around anymore, you knew he would hold this family together.Â
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Martha was a calm baby. She let people hold her, curious enough to not fuss and watch them all intently. It made Barry uncomfortable, how she held his gaze and would just stare at him.Â
She would stare, and stare, and stare, and her bright blue eyes were EXACTLY like Bruceâs, it felt like being stared down by a miniature version of Batman.Â
He didnât like it. So he gave her back to whomever was closest, which happened to be Jason
Jason, who was always very delicate with his little sister. He handled her as if heâd break her. It broke your heart, to know he probably literally thought that.Â
He refused to hold her at first, sure he would hurt her. But she kept reaching for him, crying when he wouldnât take her, and she was so adorable and-
He caved, of course. After a little while. And he was oh, the fixture of a patient older brother. You knew he would ALWAYS be part of her life, and step in whenever she needed to.Â
Right now, she was grabbing his hair, which were getting quite long, and pulling hard on them as babies do and- He didnât say anything. He just let her do it.Â
You really hoped she wasnât going to take advantage of this when sheâd get older, even if you already had visions of her having her brothers and father wrapped around her little finger, having her sister too, and...apparently, the entirety of the JLA.Â
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âHow can such an a-hole make such a cute baby ?â Hal said, looking at the little girl he held. She was sort of dozing off, which for sure was adorable.Â
Bruce only glared at him, which amused Hal greatly. He just gave him the shock of his life, he could laugh at his expense a little, right ?Â
âI believe, to make a baby, you need to-â
âUm, no, Jon, please, I know how to ! Itâs just-Oh, forget it.âÂ
Flustered, Hal Jordan was flustered. Jon Jâonzz didnât seem to get why, but then again, human sarcasms and irony were still very foreign to him. He always answered pragmatically to people.Â
Talking about pragmatism. Hal handed back your daughter to Tim, who slipped her in his favorite new contraption : the baby carrier 3.0 (of his own design). Made so he could do all sort of work while having her strapped to him. Keeping an eye on her at all time.Â
Tim adopted the use of a baby carrier, so he could still work while taking care of her (he stole the idea from his dad, who definitely hung around with his daughter EVERYWHERE with that thing...which was the most adorable thing youâve ever seen, this tall broad man and this tiny baby attached to his chest).Â
It was so cute to see her little feet dangling while he was working. Damian nearly lost it when he found Tim WELDING two pieces of metal together with the baby carrier on his front. Tim merely said :Â âI made her baby sized goggles and a fireproof pyjama, sheâs fine, and she likes itâ and indeed, your daughter didnât have a scratch, and cried when Damian hauled her away from the sparks. Ooooh the smug look on Timâs face as his brother gave her back reluctantly. Damianâs was utterly vexed.Â
Vexation he forgot just a few minutes later, when Martha decided she had enough of sparkles and made little sounds of protest (not quite cries), and reached her little arms to him.Â
As of now, Tim had her in this baby carrier again, and was strolling around the JLA headquarters, showing his new little sister to everyone.Â
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Cassandra didnât say a word, as per usual. She never liked big crowds, only spoke to those she trusted the most. Her brothers, her parents.Â
She only gestured to others. Remained quiet. But she monitored every little movements.Â
Hawkgirl approached her sister ? Noted. Carefully studying every move. Martian Manhunter asked if he could hold her ? Noted.Â
Superman made little babbling sound at her, while her dad held her ? Noted, with amusement. It was funny, to see one of Earthâs mightiest hero grimacing to a baby to make it laugh, while said baby was held by another mighty hero who was utterly stoned face. Cassâ smiled at her dad, who smiled back for a fraction of seconds before Clark shifted his head up to look at him too, and Bruce went back to his :Â â -_-â face, by reflex really.Â
Cassandra never spoke much, but she loved a lot. And her way of loving her little sister ? It was to always keep a watchful eye on her, so she could react to whatever she needed. And give her space when she needed to.Â
She had many brothers, she often joked that if she lost one, she could just replace him (a joke you didnât like much, because you knew it was just a self-defense from her, to shield her heartbreak at the mere idea of loosing a sibling), but only had one sister...
Yes. Your youngest child definitely held a special place in everyoneâs heart.Â
And you could see her slowly creep in every membersâ of the Justice Leagueâs heart too.Â
Gods, you couldnât even imagine what would happen to the person who would one day try to hurt her. You could bet, though, he wouldnât get out of it unscathed (to say the least).Â
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Martha was particularly fond of Dukeâs inuit kiss. He had the capacity to instantly calm her, and he could easily feel her inner emotions.Â
As she was passed around everyone, and she started to be tired and cranky, he simply retrieved her and brought her to Bruce, because he knew that was her preferred spot to fall asleep.Â
He kissed her on the forehead, and sure enough, she was asleep before he could pull away. Your husband put a warm hand on Dukeâs head, a warm smile on his face. That boy could always tell what others felt. It was a gift, really, and sometimes a curse as othersâ feelings could leak into him. Which is to say that sometimes, when others were sad, he would be too...
But for now, he felt content. At peace. Because his dad was, too.Â
And indeed, Bruce, holding his sleeping daughter against his heart, his hand supporting her head gently, was utterly at peace.Â
He loved the idea that his arms were his daughterâs favorite place to sleep, and never refused to hold her to help her sleep. You sure were a little jealous, but he told you :Â âThey all always come to you when they need comfort, one kid out of six, you surely can give me, right ?â and though you knew he was joking, it broke your heart a little.Â
So, you let go of your jealousy, and let him have this indeed. Martha was definitely a daddyâs girl. And that was good. You could see the impact on your husband, how having a baby in the house soothed him.Â
He loved his kids so damn much. He often said they were his lights. And the fact Martha found comfort with him ?Â
It reminded him of his own parents. How he would go to his mom, a Martha too, to find the same comfort. To fall asleep in the same way.Â
You let go of that small jealousy, as you saw her falling soundly asleep, cuddled up against her dad. And it was funny, how Bruce would take his usual Batman persona, stone faced, standing straight and-Â
Having one of two fingers held tightly by both of his daughterâs little hands. She grabbed them as he took her, one hand holding her (she was so tiny...and he was a big dude), the other, she used as a sort of comfort plushy. She held them with all her might, as she slept.Â
And Bruce was speaking battle plans, and you had to fight the laughter in you as all your friends couldnât help but stare at the scene, not knowing how to feel.Â
Hal snickered at one point, and he made a gesture for him to zip it, and it was quite an odd scene, as he held his daughter and did that childish gesture.Â
Seriously. That guy !!Â
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Batman smiling was...different.Â
They all got caught staring at him, when he had his daughter in his arms. Staring because his broad smile was-
Well. Broad.Â
It wasnât his signature smirk. It wasnât a soft smile. It wasnât a half-smile. It wasnât a smile that you could only see in his eyes.Â
It was a full on big ass smile (as Barry would say).Â
And sure, they already saw him smile like that (although he schooled his face back to âstone modeâ when he noticed them looking), never that much.Â
As if the birth of his daughter gave Batman another new light, and it was just impossible to yield to his old demon, to brood, when holding that ray of sunshine.Â
It made them all feel...soft. And warm.Â
It was nice, to know the bat wasnât just a machine. They forgot it sometimes, that he was, in the end, âjustâ a man. They forgot why he became Batman. The pain and guilt he held inside. But moments like this, they were reminded of it.Â
That the Batman didnât exist because of hatred, but because of love.Â
Because he loved his parents, his city, and now-Â
His family.Â
It was nice, to get reminded that there was a man below the mask. And though he could be an âa-holeâ sometimes, there, holding his baby, he was just that.Â
A loving man, who wanted to protect others.Â
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You made a note of every moments you would cherish forever of you introducing your daughters to them all :Â
1. The shock on their faces as they beheld the sight of THE BATMAN holding a baby against him, and being so delicate.Â
2. Your daughter being the star of the show, all of them smitten with her !
3. Your friends wanting to hold her, and how they beamed at her (and she beamed back, except with Barry, whom she only stared at for some reasons).Â
4. Dickâs âgameâ of pretending he dropped her, and their panicked reaction.Â
5. The success of Timâs baby carrier, and how now, there was always one up in the tower.Â
6. Diana and how it definitely seemed like she would move mountain for that child.Â
7. How Clarkâs eyes filled with tears again, as he looked at Martha. Because it made his friends so happy. You and Bruce. And especially Bruce. And Clark was an emotional man, who suffered too, and was just so happy âThe Batmanâ was happy.Â
8. How Jason seemed at peace with his little sister, and how whenever he held her, he seemed less weary than usual around everyone. Like Cass, he didnât like much being amongst too many people. But now, it felt like he had an âemotional support babyâ. Ah.Â
9. Their reactions, past the shock, welcoming that new life in the world.Â
10. How Bruce monitored his daughter being held by his friends, holding your hand. Even after all those years, when he acted close to you in his Batman costume, it made you...feel things. He always kept a facade as Batman. A facade that would crumble with his kids, and especially with you. PDA werenât rare. And even after years at his side, it always made your heart beat wildly when he showed affection towards you in public, because it meant-Â
Oh it meant so much.Â
And you had so many more moments forever ingrained in your heart from that day spend up at the JLAâs headquarters.Â
Too many to count. Some sweet, some hilarious-Â
All positive feelings.Â
And as you and your family stepped back in the zeta tubes, your friends saying âbyyyyyeâ to Martha especially, with their baby voice (making Bruce roll his eyes), and as she waved at them-Â
Waved for the FIRST TIME ever oh.Â
Oh it felt like you would die of happiness.Â
And still, Bruceâs hands held yours tightly.Â
He knew.Â
He knew, you were the source of this happiness he thought he could never find again.Â
He knew.Â
He never loved like that before.Â
Yes. It felt like you could just die of happiness.
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And here we are. I hope you enjoyed this. Donât hesitate to comment and/or reblog, itâs always greatly appreciated :).Â
Also, initially, the child was going to be Thomas (their son in my âmainâ storyline, if you already read a few works from me), but last minute, I was like : âwait no, I want to give Bruce a daughter, and the boys a sister. Also, poor Cass eh ?â and here we are. I really hope you liked this; Iâm nervous for some reasons. Anyway. See you soon with another one ?Â
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DPxDC More Shit Fae!Danny Has Said While Living With Waynes
Dick, opening his arms wide and going for a hug: hey, Danny!
Danny, looking him in the eyes without blinking: did you know that centuries ago fae really liked to crawl inside human bodies and use them as nests? I heard human insides are really warm and squishy.
Dick, sweating, frozen in place: ...no?..
Danny, smiling and cheerfully jumping to hug Dick: I didn't either!
Jason, because he is feeling adventurous today: I have a question. Where do Fae come from?
Danny: Ah, so B hadn't had the Talk with you yet, what a shame. So when a woman and a man love each other very much-
Damian: Enough of your foolish jokes, I do not wish to hear the sex talk from you. To answer your question, Todd, Fae come from the dreams.
Jason, deadpan: ...really?
Danny, very awkwardly: Um. Dami. Brother to my soul. I'm so sorry.
Damian: What?
Danny: I told you we come from dreams only because you were four. That's not actually how it works. We just fuck.
Duke, narrowing his eyes at Danny suspiciously: So, for the past week and a half, I've been having this recurring dream about you eating my brain with a fork like spaghetti. I was wondering, is it, like, a you thing or a me thing?
Danny, very offended: Duke! Not every weird thing that happens in this house is my fault! That is very rude of you!
Cass, after Duke had apologized profusely and left: You.
Danny, rolling his eyes: Yeah, okay, I did do that. In my defense, his fear tastes like the perfect greasy cheeseburger, and I have to get my fair share of junk food somehow.
Cass: >:(
Danny: Okay, I'll stop. Eventually.
Bruce, in his nth attempt at gaining information from Danny: How do you know if someone is a Fae or not?
Danny: Throw a fish at them.
Bruce: ????
Danny, not even looking up from his phone: Fish are scared of the Fae. So if you throw a fish at someone and the fish gets scared, they are Fae.
Gotham Rogues a week later: We have no idea why Batman keeps throwing guppies at us, but we collectively suspect his new child is to blame.
Danny: Oh, I'm forbidden to enjoy caraoke nights.
Steph, who suggested he join: What? Why? Is it some kind of punishment for the pizza incident?
Tim: No, it's because if he starts singing, we all lose our grip on reality.
Damian: And our dignity.
Danny: They mean they start dancing whether they want it or not, and I have videos to prove it. Wanna see Jason twerking? Or I have one with Tim and Bruce waltzing through the manor.
Steph, as everyone else bemoans their fate: With great pleasure.
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HELL YEAH CROWN PRINCE PHANTOM whose ectoplasmic signature readings are obviously higher than that of his dadâs, whoâs still filtering the corrupted ectoplasm and that takes time, (which is why he only wears the crown and not the ring.) So imagine, imagine that the imaginary of the vengeful angel was only visible to Danny, just like the crown, like imperceptible to human eyes kinda thing. To Batman Red Hood is just another ecto-entity who caught him off guard, and so he has to be better prepared. He goes see the JLD to ask for more information about these entities. They tell him one is the ghost king. Cuz mages can get a read in signatures and one is off the charts level powerful, or maybe Batman just had a scanner I dunno, point is Batman wrongly deduces whose the ghost king in this situation. After all, only one was able to actually display a tangible supernatural form and readings that remained steady during the scan. ((Jasonâs are unreliable, funky if heâs not trying and bitch-you-better-start-running if he is.))
So. Batman wants to summon the ghost king. He doesnât see a reason to involve the JL, just him and Constantine, whoâs like ?? I heard there was new management, butâŚso new that the kingâs a literal child?? okay I gotta see this. im putting a bunch of binds and spells so the ghost wonât be able to cross the summoning circle. Like Constantine just has Batmanâs initial assessment and a power chart. Bruceâs detailed report indicates the kid has no experience on battle combat and instead just heavily relies on his powers (list of known powers not conclusive), but is still a threat that knows his and his associates secret identity. Curiously, the Bat also put that the kid is heavily suspected of being emotionally compromised.
Anyways
They expect a child.
They get the Red Hood.
Red Hood, who is still a bat, and still trained with assassins. Motherfucker whose ectoplasm readings are again so funky he can pass through the summoningâs restrains and binds as if they are not there. Heâs such a little shit about how heâs sprinting the whole thing. Heâs ghost adjacent enough he can turn intangible. Heâs an expert on combat who can fucking predict what the batâs planning to pull because he fought alongside him. Dramatic bitch saw Batman and immediately went to throw hands. Especially when the the Bat tries to pull off a gun on him.
Jason: oh so youâre using guns now??? youâre really such a hypocrite!!
Batman: Iâm not the one whose letting a child cover for their criminal activities!!
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Batman, at some point: I would never hurt my own son!!
Jason:
Jason: đ¤Ą
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Batman: how do you know our identities???
Jason, who didnât know B knew he knew and who also had a pretty hardcore pretty little liars phase â¨: two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. bitch.
Batman:
Batman: this is confirmation. a dead figure from my past told him iâm Batman
âŚ..
Batman, whoâs still trying to see an angle to the Red Hood: You are obviously unfit to take care of a child
Jason:
Danny, 15 and thoroughly done with everyone's crap, steals the Crown of Fire and the Skeleton Key and uses the later to find a suitable new High King for the Infinite Realms. The key (also known as Deaths kay) acted like a sort of Infi-map but lacked the limitations of needing a natural portal to spawn in that time/location and could get you past any wards/protections no mater how powerful.
The key spawns him just in front of the form of a sleeping Jason Todd, and Danny decided he wasn't going to question the magical keys judgment and just plops the crown on a bleary and startled Jasons head.
The crown burned for this guy, signaling that it found him worthy and that was more than enough for Danny.
With no context whatsoever, Danny looked Jason in the eye, burning neon green meeting with wide greenish blue, "You're our king now."
Then he vanished.
Jason later finds that the Lazarus entity left behind a handmade pamphlet. It was immensely unhelpful.
#Jason: you are the least adequate person to tell me that you overgrown emo furry#You donât see ME going into your house to scream all you did wrong when you were a first time dad#Jason somehow finds himself facing a Batman thatâs asking him to sign away him parental rights#to which. first. deja vu. thatâs even the same pen that B used when he was adopting Jason#and second. no. what the fuck.#Jason canât believe the AUDACITY of this man#omg Karen you just canât adopt the first child you think is in a bad place#like Jason bluescreens for a second#then he decides that if Bruce is gonna be such an obtuse little manchild about it then so will Jason#thatâs right. uno-reverse card bitch#Jason is about to steal all his siblings back from his dad#Jason revealing himself to all of Bâs children: yes hi youâre my sibling now#and you have a nephew!!!#Jason is just on a warpath to drop as many bombshells as he can#like#Yees iâm alive again dickhead please stop crying i missed u too#What no!! Timmers you are my brother no you cannot be my son. why?? bitch Dick will kill me if I take away his older brother dad thing#Dames Dami no you donât have to compete to see whoâs the best kid-nephew here also please donât try to kill Danny#he has the power to die on command. not the wish#*sigh* wait what do you mean I donât breathe sometimes?? omg cass hold me Iâm having a bit of a panic attack#shit Iâm literally king of the dead. oh-uh you didnât know?? huh. huh#i must still be reeling over you figuring out I was the red hood like two second after meeting me you little menace#Duke still isnât in the picture. but he would be BLINDED. like shit Danny didnât you say only other ghosts could see the ethereal glow and#stuff?!?#Danny: DAD that was YEARS AGO youâre stable now and like pulsing mermaid barbie levels of power of course others CAN SEE YOU#dw they learn how to put the blindsides on#but yeah B now has his children giving him the stink eye#OOF I FORGOT#ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY LEARN HE ATTACKED THEIR BROTHER AND NEPHEW#Jason is very happy tho because now he knows he has family that loves him and will avenge him (even if it is against B) đđ
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I love imaging Dick, Tim, and Damian sneaking around trying to meet Jasons new gf because they just wanna be involved in his life and they know if they they leave it to Jay they wont meet her u til they're married with kids đ
AND âomg us meeting Jasonâs siblings whenâ
AN: Ngl I love this idea too, its so shitty of them but they have the best of intentions.
Damian
A boy no older than 14 with eyes that pierce the soul was not what you'd expected to find on Jason's couch the very first time he'd left you alone there. Jason had to dip out unexpectedly early, and had promised you run of the place until he got back so you'd slept in as long as you could and were on your way to make breakfast when you're greeted by the hell-child.
Once your initial fright wears off you realise you recognize him from a photo Jay had showed you which makes you feel slightly more at ease.
âGood morning? Damian right?â You offer as you pass him, be-lining for the coffee machine, you're gonna need caffeine if you're meeting any member of Jay's family for the first time. âCan I get you anything?â
âAlfred says it's unbecoming to sleep past 9.â Besides the initial glare he'd graced you with as you emerged from the bedroom, he doesn't even look up at you, his eyes glued to the pages of a book. Like brother like brother, you guess.
âOh, well. Good thing Alfreds not here then.â You add a small laugh, trying to inject some humour to the situation. Damian does not respond in kind. âIs that a no? I think there's some chocolate cereal around here somewhere.â
âWhat do you do for work that allows you to be in my brother's home in the middle of the day?â
Jeez this kid is no-nonsense. âOr I could make pancakes, I make really good pancakes.â
âAnd tell me what exactly are your intentions with my baby brother?â Baby?
âI think there's some chocolate chips around here somewhere. Jason says you like chocolate. Chocolate pancakes?â
âDo you always avoid questions?â
âAre you always so intense?â
He slams the book closed and you nearly jump on the spot. He finally looks at you, really looks at you and as you stare back his features begin to soften slightly.
âIâll have a coffee.â
You're certain from the sly look on his face that he's probably not allowed coffee. He certainly doesn't need any. But screw it, he's not your kid and if it gets him to like a little, you'll take the risk.
So you pour two coffees and join him on the couch. His questions do not cease until Jason returns about an hour later. He couldn't care less about the coffee, but he does care about Damian breaking in to interrogate his partner and immediately kicks Damian out.
Dick
Dick finds out about your existence from one of Damianâs letters, and he's subtle but pushy about meeting you. Not that you're aware. He keeps âdropping byâ Jason's apartment âjust to see his lil brotherâ, no other reason but is told to get lost or downright ignored anytime you're there, until he decides to cut out the middle man and turn up at your home instead.
âLet me tell you, you are a hard person to get a hold of.â He informs as he invites himself through your front door.
âUm, hello Dick?â As you stare at his lush hair and sculpted abs you wonder what Alfred feeds these boys.
âYep! I can't stay so Iâve gotta make this quick.â he gestures for you to come closer, speaking in a playful, conspiratorial whisper. âJay doesn't know I'm here.â
That would be why he can't stay, Jason is due at your door any minute now.
âBut you two seem to be getting pretty serious and I think it's important that we all get to know each other. You following?â
You nod, and he gives you the perkiest, most genuine smile. That or he has that exact look practised to a T. From what Jay tells you, either is possible.
âSo, Barbara and I, that's my wifeâ You nod once more, you're aware of Barbara also. âhave booked a table at Casa Gotica for Thursday night. We need you to get Jason there without letting on that it's a double date.â
âI donât know.â you finally give your nodding head a break. âJay and I donât lie to each other.â
âRight. I can't begrudge that. Very glad to hear he's picked an honest one.â He takes a moment to straighten his thoughts, but his moment is cut short but the echo of Jasonâs combat boots approaching your door. Dickâs eyes rapidly scan the room for a secondary exit before he settles on an open window. âDon't think of it as lying, think of it as omitting the truth. Whatever you have to do just be there for 6.30. Oh, and it's great to meet you!â
âYou too.â
âThursday, 6.30!â
Before you can agree heâs gone, presumably scaling the side of your building as Jay steps inside.
Tim
Tim was actually the first to be aware of you and your relationship with his brother, however, the very real possibility of being gutted by Jason for snooping in his personal life was too high for him to make a move.
But you seeking him out is a different story; or rather, you being the first to say hi when you bump into each other in line at the grocery store is different. It would be rude not to respond to your attempts at initiating a conversation.
âHello, hi, are you Tim? You don't know me but Iâm Jasons partner. Its so great to meet you.â
âI know who you are.â He states rather ominously, eyes darting around behind you. âIs he here?â
âNo, but he's picking me up after.â His shoulders visibly ease.
âCool cool cool.â Heâs suddenly much more personable. âSo, I hear you're intoâŚâ
That chatting doesn't dry or lul at all as the queue dwindles and both buy your groceries. He waits with you until you get confirmation from Jay that he's on his way. He's easily the chillest sibling you've met thus far.
When Jason arrives he gets out of the car to open the boot and passenger door for you as always, but not before he thrusts his phone in your face. âWhere is he?â
Displayed on the screen is a selfie of Tim with you in the background, you absolutely do not remember it being taken.
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I love Only Child Steve Harrington but I do also really like the idea of him having older siblings that are a lot older than him so heâs basically an only child. Like he was a save the marriage baby.
His parents are checked out because theyâve already raised children and are a few years out from retiring. Steve feels like a constant failure because heâs being compared to grown adults that are all established in their life. Three of his nieces are older than him.
No one ever remembers that he has siblings until after Billy beat the shit out of him and Hopper forced him to go to the hospital. A nurse cheerfully informs him that they called his brother which - âFuck, Hopper. Get me out of here. I donât want to deal with that.â
If they called Jason then he definitely called Claire and if Claire was called then she called Richie because heâs the only one who can ever get ahold of Dad, and â-please, Hop. Itâs going to be so annoying.â
âDidnât know you had a brother.â
âI donât. I have an annoyance that-â
Steveâs kinda expecting Claire to show up first because she works in the hospital, but they can hear Richie before they see him. Heâs threatening to sue the hospital, sue the police, sue Steve-
âYou canât sue me for getting hurt.â
âChild endangerment,â Richie says. âYou endangered a child by being, Iâm sure, an idiot. Iâd make the charge stick.â
âYou can stick it up your- ow!â Steve flinched when Jason jabbed his fingernail into the stitches in his forehead. âHopper, Iâm being assaulted.â
âSince you have an adult here, Iâm going,â Hopper says, abandoning him. âGood work tonight, Harrington. You did good.â
Steve canât even articulate how much heâd rather go round two with Billy than be here but Hopperâs gone and Claire is apparently two floors up helping to deliver a baby, and, âDonât tell Mom about this.â
âAlready called her.â
#his siblings call him something embarrassing like âPolka Dotsâ because heâs got a lot of freckles and moles#Steve sees them twice a year and itâs two times too many#steve harrington#Steve Has Older Siblings AU
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Yandere Batfam & Neglected Reader Prt. 3
Finally getting a tiny bit of Bruce's monologue!! And uh oh, looks like you've gotta clock in!
As the car began to move, you couldn't help but feel a growing sense of panic. The tension in the air was palpable, and you could feel the weight of everyone's gaze on you. You tried your best to focus on anything but the Waynes, your mind desperately attempting to process what just happened in the parking lot. You shifted uncomfortably in your seat, staring out the window as the city lights blurred past. It was then that Damian decided to break the awkward silence.
âFather, what is the meaning of bringing her along with us?â Damian spoke curtly, disdain marring his voice when mentioning you.
As much as you disliked him as well, he had a point. Why the hell are you sitting here with them?
Bruce glanced at Damian. Truth be told, he didn't quite know why. While you were his child, one out of the only two biological children he had, he had never really had the time or care to acknowledge you. You coming into his life abruptly disturbed everything, so he paid you no mind. Heâll admit, it wasn't fair of him to do so, but he had bigger things to worry about. He was tired, and a child that wasn't involved with his night business, who did not understand what his life of vigilantism took out of him, would never understand the sacrifices that he's had to make. It wasn't until seeing you on the football field, happy, talking to your friends and acting in a way he'd never seen you do, he'd begun to realize what he missed.Â
When did you get so tall? He could have sworn you were no taller than his waist. And when did you join the cheerleading team? And who was that girl throwing her arm around you? Who was that boy? Gods, just how much has he missed?Â
But he couldn't say all of that. So instead he just replied, âShe's a part of this family, Damian and she needed a ride back home.â
He could feel Cassandraâs knowing stare, she could read him better than anybody and she knew the inner turmoil brewing in his heart. That's coupled with Stephanieâs smirk and Dickâs predatory grin. Jason grunted in response, clearly not pleased with the arrangement. Lastly, he could see the disbelief on your face, as if you couldn't believe you'd even be considered part of this family. And heâs mostly to blame.Â
He internally sighed. He'd have to work on that. You were his daughter. His. It was his job to keep you safe and happy. It was his job to make sure you felt loved. And right now? He was no better than Jannet and Jack Drake leaving poor Tim to fend for himself. But that would all soon change, starting with himself and his children.
You on the other hand were still reeling from Bruceâs words. âFamilyâ? Is he fucking kidding or what?
Dick, always the one to break the tension with his charm, spoke up next. "Hey, (Y/n), when did you become a cheerleader? I didn't know you were into that sort of stuff." Dick said with that condescending tone.
Your eyes twitched. You did not like his tone.
âThat's none of your business Dick.â You shot back before you could even think.
Everyone looked your way. Whoops, that was your bad.Â
It was Jasons turn to get upset, âWatch your fucking mouth.â He growled, ever possessive over his older brother.
You immediately froze up, offering a quick and quiet apology before retreating into your own head. JasonâJason scared you more than any of the others. You knew about his pit rage, you knew about the bloody and beaten bodies he's left in the wake of his rage. You knew heâd never dream of hurting his family, the pit often aiding in his possessive tendencies over the rest of the bats butâ you weren't family. And you'd hate to be on the receiving end of Jasonâs wrath.
If anyone had continued talking to you, you wouldnât know. The sound around you was muffled like your head was filled with cotton and you could feel yourself shaking. You wanted out. Now. Thankfully, the rest of the ride was mostly quiet. Sure, everyone would occasionally turn their eyes towards you, making you shrink further in on yourself, but you were almost at the manor. The vehicle barely came to a stop before you were throwing yourself out the door and into the manor. You bid Alfred a quick âgoodbyeâ and âthank youâ before bolting up the stairs and into your room.Â
You locked the door, not that anyone would bother coming up to your room, but still it gave you security nonetheless. You stripped and hopped into the shower, the soreness in your body now making itself known. God it was gonna suck tomorrow. Why? Because it was Friday today, that meant tomorrow would be Saturday, and that meant that you'd have to go to work at the ass crack of dawn, 5 am. Plus, you didn't even have your bike, so youâd have to rely on Alfred to take you and bring you back. Great.
So with a heavy heart and heavy limbs, you tucked yourself into bed ready for the worst sleep of your life.Â
You wake up to the grating sound of your iphone alarm, as you groggily get up to brush your teeth, shower and get ready for the long day ahead. Making your way down for a cup of coffee, sleep still in your eyes, you fail to notice the looming figure of Tim Drake already sipping his own coffee. It was dark downstairs and you were still fighting off exhaustion from the day before, so who could blame you for not seeing the corner of the cabinet. Before you knew it, you were hunched over on the floor grabbing your pinkie toe in pain.Â
âFuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, that hurt! Holy shit, kill yourself, kill yourself! Who the fuck puts a cabinet there, oh my god.â You wailed in pain, cursing at the damn cabinet. Youâd blame it on delirium and exhaustion. Honestly, it was an expected crashout.
You laid pathetically on the floor for a couple of more seconds before you heard a monotone, disinterested voice make itself known.
âAre you done now?â Tim says from behind you.
You yelp in surprise, before clumsily scrambling up and turning around. And there he was, sitting at the counter, coffee in hand and an almost (dare you say) amused look on his face. You blanche. Shit, how long has he been sitting there? Oh god, please don't say heâs witnessed the entirety of your embarrassing crashout?Â
And as if reading your mind, he cryptically answers, âYes, I've been here this entire time.â All while sipping his coffee as his calculating eyes scarily bore into your figure.
You don't know what to say, embarrassed out of your mind, so you just apologize.Â
âRightâum, sorry about that. Iâm just tryna get some coffee. I'll be out your way.â You hastily say before turning, tail tucked back towards the coffee pot.Â
You could still feel the weight of Timâs stare on you but you're too tired and embarrassed to care. You pour yourself a big cup of straight up black coffee and proceed to chug it while walking towards the sink. After finishing it, you proceeded to gag for a few seconds, the bitter taste still permeating your mouth. God you hated the taste of black coffee, but youâd do whatever it takes to not fall asleep on the job. You discard your cup into the sink before you decide to find Alfred, it was 4:37 am and you needed to clock in by 5:00 am or else your ass was grass. You conveniently ignore Tim who has watched all of your misfortune happen this morning. He doesn't say anything when you leave the dining/kitchen area, just eerily watches.Â
God, he made you nervous.
Anyways, your quest to find Alfred was short lived as he seemingly appeared out of nowhere, Damian in tow (you could feel the scar on your face burning). Great, was everyone up at this ungodly hour or was it just them two? You avoided the heat of Damianâs glare as you relayed to Alfred your predicament, apologizing profusely since you did ask him last minute. He simply smiled at you, letting you know that âit is never a hindrance when you need something Master (Y/n).â You smiled back in relief, thanking him once more as Alfred got ready to drop you off.
But of course, Damian just had to break the silence.Â
âWhat could you possibly need to do at this hour? Alfred has better things to do other than encouraging your galavanting.â Damian spoke sharply.
You just sighed, âNot that it's any of your business, but I have work.âYou don't offer any more information as your hand unknowingly caresses the scarred tissue on your face.Â
Damianâs eyes draw to your face at the movement, seemingly fixated on the scar he left on you. He doesnât think much of it, but sometimes, something green and dangerous purrs inside of him. Yes, his mark. It was his mark on your face. As much as he hated you, you were his only other blood-sibling no matter how weak and useless you were. He had bested you, and usually would pay you no mind, you knew your place and would typically remain docile. But recently youâve been showing a new abrasive side, one he is not particularly fond of.
Heâd have to talk to father about it.
Silence permeates the air as he doesnt bother to dignify your disrespect with a response. Youâre saved when Alfred comes back with keys, both you and him rushing to whatever vehicle he's pulled out from the large, large selection of coveted cars Bruce owns. Looks like it's a BMW today. You practically throw yourself in, as Alfred speeds away to the cafe you work at. You arrive at work in record speed, bidding Alfred a âgoodbyeâ before rushing to throw your apron on and clock in.Â
Youâre greeted by the one other person working your shift, Matheo. Heâs a sweet boy, very soft-spoken and mostly sticks in the back near the kitchen to bake the pastries while you work the register. Of course he comes and helps with drink orders when it's particularly busy, heâs too kind to leave you to fend for yourself. Regardless, you have a pretty straight forward agreement, which is what spells your doom. It was a regular Saturday shift, with the pilate moms coming in, middle schoolers loitering, and the occasional customer with an attitude. Everything was fine and dandy till three familiar faces walk in.
You were ever the busy body, finishing one last drink before yelling out a quick âIâll help yâall shortly!â, to whoever just walked in. You quickly rush over to the register, not even bothering to look up from the register.
âSorry âbout the wait! Now what can I get you?â You said in your regular customer service voice.
âWell, well, well, turns out you were right Dami, she does work here.â A chillingly familiar voice jests.
You freeze, slowly looking up only to be met with Dick smiling at you. It was not a kind smile, no, there was something dangerous about it. Behind him, you could see the familiar figures of Cassandra and Damian. What the hell are they doing here? God, you should have never mentioned anything to Damian, now you had to deal with this.
âRâright, what can I get you?â You shakily say, putting back on your customer service persona.Â
Dickâs smile grows, his teeth now visible, almost as if he was baring his teeth. Danger. Something inside you screamed.
âIâll just have a vanilla cold brew, extra cold foam. Dami, Cass, what do you want?â Dick grinns.
âTch, I don't want anything from this place.â Damian says, uninterested.
âCass?â Dick asks, looking at her.
She comes up to the register, giving Dick a one-off-glance. Worryingly, her eyes seem to be fixated on you. She doesn't say anything for a few seconds, holding immensely uncomfortable eye contact with you before relaying her order.
âJust a caramel latte.â Cass says, still looking down at you.
You frantically fill in their orders on the register.
âWill that be all?â You ask. You hoped that was all, you didn't want them spending another minute talking to you.
Dick says a quick cheerful ânoâ before you ring them up and get started with the two drinks. It doesn't take too much time before youâre calling out their names to come get their drinks. You hope they leave right after. But of course, nothing goes according to your wishes as they grab their drinks and seat themselves at a table. Great.
The minutes after result in further disaster. After a couple of more customers, a lady comes up to you, face already molded into a scowl with a half empty drink in her hand. Oh great, a âkarenâ.
âHello maâam, how can I help you?â You kindly say.
âYou! I need a refund. Right. Now!â The lady booms, wagging her finger in your face.
âA refund, right, is there a reason youâre requesting a refund?âÂ
âA reason!? You made my drink wrong and I want my money back!â
âPlease correct me if i'm wrong, but I believe you ordered a double mocha cappuccino, correct?â You ask slowly.
âYes, that's what I ordered! Why are you asking me all these questions?!â
âSorry maâam, but that is the drink I gave you. Is there something specifically wrong with the drink?â
âThe drink that you gave me is wrong, you made it wrong! It doesn't taste anything like regular coffee!â
âOh, well sometimes different cafes use different recipes for the same drink, i think maybe that's whyââ
ââWell I don't care! I want a refund!â
You could feel eyes on you as the other patrons start to notice the commotion brewing.
âMaâam, i'm so sorry but i can't give you a refund, youâve already drank half the drink. If you would have let me know sooner, I could've remade it for you, butâI'm sorry maâam I can't give you that refund.â
âAre you serious! Why I never!? It's always bitches like you who try scamming people out of their money!â
âMa'am, I'm really sorry, it's the company policy. I just work hereââ You gently say, trying to calm her down.
ââGo to hell you bitch!â Is all you hear before youâre doused in the face with warm coffee.Â
You just stand there is shock, blinking through the coffee. There's no way that just happened. Theo, comes out having heard the commotion (albeit a little too late), only to be met with the sight of you covered in coffee.
âOh my gosh (Y/n)! I should have come sooner, are you okay?â
âPeachy.â You say, voice audibly watery and cracking.
âI'll take care of everything up here, you go take some time in the back. Clean up or honestly if you don't feel like it, just rest in the backââ
ââIt's okay Theo, IâI just need a couple of minutes. I'm fine.â
He gives you a quizzical stare.
âI'm fine. I promise.â You smile, although you could feel your eyes starting to water.Â
You hastily walk off to the break room and proceed to cry for a good 2 minutes before deciding to start cleaning yourself up. You do your best to get the coffee that's dried into hair out while wiping down your now sicky arms and face. Changing your apron gets rid of most of the mess, but your shirt underneath still has a couple of large patches of coffee. Sighing, you tidy yourself up as much as possible before heading back to the counter, Theo worriedly waiting for you. You just shoot him a thumbs up and let him know that itâs okay for him to retreat back to the kitchen; he lingers for a moment, hesitant to leave you alone, but drudges back regardless.
There are eyes on you. You look up perturbed, only to find Dick, Cass, and Damian still sitting at their table, sharp stares pinned on your figure. They saw all that happen, didn't they? You mentally cringed.Â
Checking your watch, you realize that there are still four more hours left on your shift. Great, that's greatâjust another four more hours, which is technically thirty minutes eight times, which is technically fifteen minutes sixteen timesâand youâve lost it. Jesus you were losing your mind, which was understandable (honestly you're surprised it hasn't happened sooner) during one of the worst shifts of your life.
Itâs fine. You got this. Just four more hours, and you can have your âMental Breakdown Part â
Ąâ˘â.
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Ghostlight -DCxDP prompt
Tim only had one mission tonight.
Investigate the abandoned Monarch Theater.
There had been reports of noises inside and lights turning on. The obvious answer is that a rogue is using it as a base and will eventually use it as a stage for an overly complex scheme. Perhaps it was Riddler, two-face, or most likely Joker, but they were all still in Arkham.
The problem was that Monarch Theater was on Red Hood's turf, and he didn't want anyone in the family there. It would have to be someone really stubborn and not afraid to make Jason mad to go there anyway. Fortunately, that was Tum favorite thing to do. As his little brother, that's basically his job.
Tim snuck into the back of the dilapidated theater to a crowded backstage with people scurrying around and preparing for a show.
None of them seemed to notice him as they focused on their tasks. Tim tried to get someone's attention when his hand phased through their shoulder.
Then the woman turned to Tim her eyes narrowed.
"What are you doing back here? Audience members are not allowed before the show. Are you here to drop off flowers or gifts? Please, hand them to an attendant and they will be delivered to the actor you want. You are not allowed to see the prince before the show. We don't want you disrupting his concentration. Please go back to your seat now." She rattled off as she shoved Tim off the stage and into the audience chamber.
There Tim saw a packed room full of....well ghosts. All of them waiting excitedly for the play to begin. But right in the middle was Jason eating popcorn like this was completely normal.
Jason looked up and saw Tim, they both froze.
Then the curtain rose and a silver-haired prince dressed in royal regalia stepped forward with his arms raised. The audience cheered and applauded at the sight of him.
"Welcome, my friends and followers to this week's show of "Walking on Stars". We hope you enjoy our heartwrenching drama tonight. We have two special guests in the box tonight. Martha and Thomas Wayne our dear patrons have joined us this evening. Let me be the first to welcome them tonight." The prince bowed.
Danny knew there was no stopping ghosts from invading the moral realm and a comprise needed to be made. Appeasing them is the easiest way to do it. They needed purpose and entertainment just like they did in life. After asking a few of his people what they wished for and adding some expansions to the realm Danny stared this project.
This abandoned theater in one of the most haunted spaces in Gotham was perfect to keep the spirits happy. Many people don't know this but ghosts loved theater. It is why theaters would sometimes keep two empty seats in the back just for the ghosts to watch and close on sundays and keep a stage light on just for the ghosts to perform for each other. This consideration goes a long way for the spirits and they have a deep appreciation for the arts.
Since then Danny has put on weekly shows of plays, concerts, and talent shows. It even drew the attention of the revenant that uses the area as his haunt. Out of respect, Danny invited him to come and he has his own reserved seat.
Tim ended up sitting next to a miffed Jason as they watched the show.
"Can't I just have something to myself?" Jason grumbled offering Tim his ghost nachos.
Jason didn't know why the food was so good but these ghost nachos were the best he ever had. Tim on the other hand couldn't taste them.
(I made this prompt just to use the phrase ghost nachos.)
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