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"how ticklish are you?"
bitch i literally can't hear the word massage without getting chills down my spine.
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yk i kinda wish miss chatham was in the later seasons still. like imagine if we got an episode of them visiting the retirement home
i can see it now. they lose miss chatham somehow while in there, and then end up on their own side adventures
lewis is acting like he's found his people and he's invited to the next bingo meet by a gladys. or multiple gladys's. while on the opposite end of the spectrum, rikki gets into a fight/rivalry with some old lady
and cleo and emma end up being wrangled into helping one of the seniors, only for emma to end up transforming into a mermaid and for the senior that they were helping, to see it
and then because for whatever reason this came to mind, it turns out said senior is julia's ex karl, who apparently lives at the same retirement home as miss chatham
he almost gets his camera out for old times sake, because he hasn't changed much since they were teenagers, but then miss chatham gets her tennis racket out
suffice to say. they end up walking out with pocketful of old people candy and also a bunch more lore/info from miss chatham. idk
#h2o just add water#i'm not sure what made me think of this tbh#louise chatham#retirement home#elderly#bingo#lewis mccartney#rikki chadwick#cleo sertori#emma gilbert#karl h2o#my brain is just active all of the time when it comes to h2o rn#i just thought of like a dozen different aus in the past ten minutes#and i'm not exaggerating#still trying to get at least one actually finished though#i think lewis bonding with all these elderly ladies and being invited to bingos is the most accurate thing i wrote on here#why can i see rikki making that joke about him finding his people and lewis embracing it#i think she's made a similar joke before but i'm blanking#would it just be the old ladies that loved lewis#imagine if some of the old farts didn't like him because he was 'stealing' their ladies or something#lol lewis steal yo girl mccartney#i can also see a scene where emma tries to help someone and she just gets sassed at ? idk#i need a drink#and sleep#does anyone see my vision??#or am i crazy#no wait i'm definitely crazy#i don't need anyone to confirm that for me
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fun thing about chorus of dragons is that yes it's super confusing and complicated and there are all these big reveals and such, but from reading your thoughts and the thoughts of the people sending you asks, i have decided that it's different things that are considered most confusing or mindblowing for each person. good job jenn lyons you put enough complications and reveals in there that everyone agrees abt those points but it is not for the same reasons!
There's so much going on everyone gets hopelessly caught in a different part of the story, which is why we need to come together to free each other. I bet if we all combined forces we could create a single individual who, with all our incomplete knowledge melded into one, understands everything going on
Kudos to Jenn Lyons legitimately though, creating something this elaborate is no simple task. You can tell just how much work and time was put into it. She is raising the bar for my own writing I gotta catch up here
#a chorus of dragons#quil's queries#morethanfantasy#i'm curious what everyone finds most confusing/mind blowing now though#i think the shock factor of book 3's ending will always stun me. I think that shocked me more than anything Ive ever read in my life#and i'm not exaggerating#but I'm not sure what I'm most confused by...I'll have to think on that one
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Text: Source: #archiveofourown.org #sixty-five MILLION requests per SECOND??? #six. volunteer. sysadmins. #and a six-hour turnaround from 'oh shit this is bringing the entire data center to its knees it's time figure out how to set up cloudflare' #to #*the site being back online*. cloudflare set up AND playing nice with their infrastructure AND tuned to successfully block DDoS traffic #AND in the same six hours going from 'set up a free account and pray for approval to drop massive $$$ on the tier we'd actually need' #to informed + fast-tracked + approved for cloudflare's free service to protect public interest groups targeted for takedown by DDoS #ao3 #is made of duct tape + shoestrings + labor of love + miracle juice #in tech-industry numbers ao3 doesn't sound *possible*. and yet. eppur si muove. #whenever the site goes down and i see the words 'volunteer sysadmins'--unpaid! donating their time!--it strikes terror & awe into my heart
Our Systems volunteers have written up a great behind-the-scenes look at last year’s DDoS attacks against the Archive. Why not check it out and show them some love?
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Im going to have a mental breakdown over yogurt
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I find it so funny how Blackwall, when unguarded, is like, "fuck, balls, tits, whore." But 5 minutes from getting to know the lady Inquisitor, especially if she expresses interest in him, he's like, "My lady, I am but your humble servant, undeserving of your care or attention. Indeed, my sword-arm, nay, my whole being is at your disposal. I shall lay down my life at your word, or mere gesture, a look, even. I am but a stool ready to be stepped on."
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: Inquisition#DAI#Blackwall#Thom Rainier#okay I'm exaggerating but not by much#(bonks him with a paper roll)#it's fine relax#EDIT: I do love this about him
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A quick Discord sheet.
#mlp#discord#fluttershy#character design#my art#fanart#the grand galloping 20s#i'm still going very mild with him because i'm just figuring out how to draw him. i wanna do crazier exaggerated stuff later
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top 10 moments before disaster (dazai is about to step on his toes)
#day 9547860367 of drawing them in the hopes that the next chapter will be ada reunion. we will see.#ALSO HELP slamming my head into a brick wall i'm gonna get cancelled for glasses erasure one day istg. i'm sorry kuni#watch me once again exaggerate a barely visible height difference in canon bc idgaf dazai should get to be short for once in his life#anyway i hope skk eats shit i want knkdz back i miss them so fucking much#i pray and beg and sob every night kneeling at my bedside for dazai to go home and see his husband and son again#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#kunizai#lotus draws#uughhhhh posting at ungodly hours AGAIN this is gonna catch up to me one day istg
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a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.
#also this post is not an exaggeration bc i literally saw this in a post today#it's always sunny in philadelphia#iasip#<<< i'm not kidding what the HELL is happening in that show. how are they even still on air what season are they on#macdennis#I think that's the ship name idk. anyway i don't go here but y'all seem a little unhinged and i can't even blame you#theo.txt#100#500#1k#2k#5k#10k
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恵 ; "blessing"
12/22: consider this piece my love letter to a character who has become so near and dear to me and who has inspired so much of my artistic growth this past year <3 happy birthday megumi, your name becomes you ⊹ ࣪ ˖
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#jjk megumi#jujutsu kaisen fanart#when i tell u i worked on this piece for 7 days for 12hrs/day i am not exaggerating#i wanted to pull out all the stops i wanted this to be a full showcase of my skills#i was worried abt the angle bc birdseye/lookdown angles r always tricky and looking at it a month later i think i wld change some stuff but#overall i'm just so satisfied the background the flowers the colours#which btw the flowers KILLED me the rosary KILLED me his entire hand and sleeve area had me like why did i do this#but it was worth it it's all for him everything is for him id do ANYTHINg fr him do u understand me do. do you. do u understaND#if all i can offer him in tribute is art then u best bet i'm not gna cut corners#if that means hand rendering each individual turquoise vein and jade bead and paper fold then that's what i'll do#hbd again megumi u truly have become my muse <3
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cringe culture needs to die because when i was 17 i printed out the entire player's handbook and monster manual with my unlimited school printing credit and also wore a black velvet cape the first time i ever DMed and somehow still thought i was too cool for dnd novels. who tf did i think i was fooling
#ramble#i'm 90% sure i still have it in a folder in my desk somewhere#to clarify NONE of these things are cringe but i was embarrassed bc doing anything when you're 17 is embarrassing#i'm not even exaggerating that i've become so much happier just doing whatever i want and not apologising for it#i hate that it took me 20 years to realise that people are going to think i'm weird no matter what so there's no point masking anymore#and also that i didn't read a dnd novel until this year bc i was missing out#anyway i hate tiktok for bringing back bullying in a different more terrible way#go larping nobody cares#tl;dr you will BLOSSOM the moment you stop caring
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on first loves yunqing lol they are silly that's it that's the prompt anyways i think this is like the first thing i've posted here that has an actual background which is kind of insane. i think you can tell i don't draw backgrounds very often. anyways yunqing is so ponytail puller annoying each other even though they've realized they like each other core and it's satisfying my peepaw heart
bg only/closeups under keep reading
#artwork#digital art#art#hsr fanart#hsr#honkai star rail#illustration#yanqing#hsr yanqing#yunli#hsr yunli#yunqing#yunli x yanqing#yanqing x yunli#jing yuan#jiaoqiu#moze#huaiyan#big sword little sword dynamic#they are so little kids being mean to their crushes core#in the words of keebs “the perfect enemies to lovers”#i think it's so funny how the moment boomer jiaoqiu steps in they both turn to gank him because they're in the old people are uncool phase#ig they're more rivals to lovers than enemies to lovers#but i think their duel makes them enough of enemies that it counts#probably i think#anyways i actually slaved over this (it only took like 6 hours max i am exaggerating)#drawing is more productive than playing games though ig#i've actually been rotting away this summer#i'm gonna have to get back in the grindset in art school#yeah i'm going to art school that's funny huh
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MALLETSUM JUST BURST INTO A FREAKING MOB DANCE BECAUSE HE'S SO HAPPY TO MEET IDIATSUM AND VILTSUM
Viltsum didn't want Malletsum to be the star of the show so he also broke into a tsum tap dance 😭😭😭
SO THEY JUST STARTED DANCING TOGETHER HJADKSKLJDSASDKALSADL
So Vil tells Epel to dance with his Viltsum, Sebek asks to dance with Malletsum because he didn't want Viltsum to one-up it, and it became a wholeass dance party. Idia is stressed out from what's suddenly happening, but Ortho thought it was fun and tried to convicne Idiatsum to dance with him too.
MALLETSUM'S SO HAPPY OH MY GOD!!!
#I'M SO HAPPY I'M NOT EXAGGERATING#THIS IS DOPAMINE RUSH#SEROTONIN#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#vil schoenheit#idia shroud#epel felmier#sebek zigvolt#ortho shroud#twisted tsumderland spoilers
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I love dan and phil games it's like what if you wanted to watch a guy play a video game and there's also another guy right there who's not allowed to touch the controls and he kinda serves to just rile the other guy up to comedic levels of emotion
#rehks rants#drinking game: binge the whole channel and drink every time phil plays (you will not get drunk)#dont you dare show this to them#maybe I'm a littke exaggerated but dan definitely does play more when they're not doing a 💥🤯⬛️
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i love your riddle design so much, he's so pointy and british. so gracious. do you think he would enjoy a brazilian goiabada
thank you! ❤️🖤❤️ it's just. important to me on a level I can't explain that Riddle have an extremely pointy nose that he can stick into everyone else's business.
also goiabada is sweet and fruity and red, I think he would like it very much indeed!
not me stealth-editing because I forgot his antenna whoops
#art#twisted wonderland#me: riddle's nose is important to me (draws him without a nose)#a study in contrasts?#regardless it is my power as a fanartist to let riddle eat sweets and by god i'm going to use it#i also love british riddle. briddle. it's just RIGHT.#i think about how someday the anime will come out and get dubbed and riddle is going to have Generic Anime Boy Voice#instead of the most over-the-top prim little benedict cumberbatch accent like he does in my HEART#and the world shall be poorer for it. alas.#i also think it would be VERY funny if malleus had a super exaggerated french accent because something something french fairytale#i am probably alone in this however#(sorry still trying to catch up on everything!)#(all of my focus has been going towards Deadlines so hopefully i will have space to think...eventually :')#(i still have some main story things cookin' and i JUST finished tsumsted 3: the squeakquel so uhhh)#(there may be a bit of a flood at some point. you've been warned.)
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Okay so I need someone who's better at landscapes and art style replication than I am to hop on this idea. because this man and his alien planet biome and storyline were made for the scavengers reign art style fr
#atlas.art#artists on tumblr#mcyt#hermitcraft#hermitcraft 10#rendog#renthedog#scavengers reign#idea that was stuck in my head so bad I finished three full illustrations in a day#these are all screenshot redraws from the show for those who haven't seen it#you should see it by the way. literally one of the coolest pieces of art ever made and I am not exaggerating in the slightest#but yeah. he and his minecraft speculative alien biology were made for this fucking show#I'm actually really happy with how these came out it's been so long since I've tried drawing in a different art style like this
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