#and I would gladly let him

[sunshinepanic]

This is my sexuality

[frnkiebby]

fucking iconic~🎃

[souenkun]

I never stopped wondering why natori thought that gifting a happily-married woman a bouquet of roses in exchange of borrowing her adopted son for a weekend trip was the correct course of action 😭

[jamietwat]

Jamie would 100% make Roy a dating app profile sometime after the Keeley rejecting both of them thing to try to help him move on and meet people when clearly he’s refusing to get back out there organically and he’d think he’s being so helpful and generous and the best wingman ever. He’d handpick what he considers the sexiest pictures he can find and put a bunch of shit Roy would never say thinking he’s being accurate and helpful and not even taking the clear opportunity to make a joke account to embarrass him or anything when he easily could have just made fun of him and chosen the worst pictures possible instead

And then he would be SO offended when it doesn’t go well when Roy finds out about it and is not properly appreciative at all

Roy thinks it’s Jamie’s account when he starts showing Roy girls like what do you think of her and asking him way too many questions when Roy has no interest in participating and has no idea why the fuck Jamie seems incapable of swiping without trying to get Roy’s opinions first. Meanwhile, Roy’s giving one word answers at first and then increasingly trying to brush him off when he doesn’t stop and then he’s just flat out like “Choose your own dates and leave me the fuck out of it” and Jamie’s like “Nah, this is your account. You should have a say” and instead of being grateful and appreciative and thanking Jamie for being oh so generous with his time and energy, Roy just scowls at him and growls out “You did not make a fucking Tinder profile for me” and Jamie just smirks and decides now is not the right moment yet to mention that he actually made him accounts on like three different apps because he wasn’t sure which Roy would like best

Roy barks at him to delete it and Jamie’s all whiny like “Come on, I spent a lot of time on these and you haven’t even considered it. Plus, even if you’re not ready to date someone yet, you’d still be less miserable to be around if you at least found someone to shag in the meantime”

And Roy’s like “Delete it. I don’t want a fucking Tinder profile.” And Jamie looks at him confused for a moment and then seems to have an epiphany as he goes “Oh, do you want a Grindr one instead? Hold on a second” and he flips to a different app and Roy’s too busy being baffled by the fact that Grindr is already on Jamie’s phone and that he’s having to sign out of his own account to try to make one for Roy to even stop him before he’s already trying to sign up for a new account and Roy goes “That’s not what I meant. I don’t want any dating app”

And Jamie pauses his typing and turns and looks at him so skeptically and so judgily and suddenly somehow Roy is trying to fight for his life trying to defend why he’s not looking for some random stranger to date or fuck around with

[gothiethefairy]

me at work thinking about if laios ever has bad mental days post story but he buries it deep inside until he's finally alone and maybe lets a frustrated tear or two or more come out

and maybe kabru realizes when laios is having a bad mental day and finishes up the meeting more earlier than usual.

[aleksanderscult]

Confirmation that Leigh Bardugo has actually written chapters of S&B and S&S from the Darkling's POV

(and they're unreleased 🥲🔫)

And here a user asked her "How did the Darkling reacted when he realized that Alina left after the Winter fete?":

So his POVs show us how he reacted then. What he felt and (I bet) if he went to her room that night or not.

And this is confirmation that his POVs also hold important information about his feelings for Alina:

(ignore the user's comments about the Darkling and the "perfect" Mal)

Now. She has either forgotten about them (doubt it) or she knows that if the readers sees them they'll think "Wait. His POVs make sense. He's not crazy after all" (that's more likely).

Now we just need someone to hack her computer and get those scenes.🙂

[galaxytoons]

I’m very normal about him

Okay so I have this swap x reader headcanon where he just likes to carry you all the time to show off his strength and impress you and I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME find any drawings of that scenario, so I made one myself.

And I added stretch marks because stretch marks are beautiful and why not

swap used to belong to Popc0rnPr1nce but now belongs to the AU community so idk how to credit his character anyways he does not belong to me

but I definitely belong to him/j

[dazais-guardian-angel]

Okay but forreal, now more than ever I desperately NEED Aya to eventually wreck Fyodor's shit somehow. I already wanted her to get her revenge before, but I didn't think Fyodor would even remember or know who she was, and would massively underestimate her for that reason (just like Jouno knew that Fukuchi would underestimate her). But now the story has instead created this twisted, fucked-up dynamic between them, where Fyodor not only knows her, but is protective of her for reasons that are not his own: he has taken the pure, noble, kind, fatherly love motivating Bram to protect Aya and warped it into something horrific, vowing to protect her body only while not caring how much her heart and mind has been scarred, and claiming to be doing it for her own salvation, when he cannot possibly understand the selfless feelings Bram had that made him want to protect her and care for her — feelings that he does not have. He may genuinely have some sort of affection for children (the way he treated Karma, "blessings for the children", this), but it is twisted and hollow and is quite possibly only him unconsciously acting out the motions due to behavior instilled in him from the feelings of all the people he's subsumed in the past.

All this is to say that, now the narrative has specifically pitted Aya and Fyodor together as direct enemies: she not only had reason already to hate him because he killed Bram, but because he's also taken Bram's love for her and defiled it, dishonored it and him and all that he was; meanwhile, Fyodor has given himself an arch nemesis that he no doubt takes great pleasure in seeing how much she hates him/how much despair he's brought her, but paradoxically at the same time feels a compulsion to "protect" her that draws himself to her and that he can't ignore. Aya has to defeat him somehow (not permanently, mind you; Dazai will undoubtedly be his final end), and the setup for Bram being able to fight back enough to stop Fyodor from the inside with her help is all right there, too. Their love for each other is still enduring, stronger than ever, Fyodor is proof of that right now, and they will be able to defeat him together, at least enough that Bram can be freed and come back to Aya. Dazai told Fyodor that he would lose because he doesn't understand and underestimates the power of friendship bonds and love, and there is no better a time for that to happen than here, when he is literally using someone's strong love for and connection with someone (acting as that person and claiming to know how they feel and to be the same as them) in a way that he cannot understand, which will be his undoing.

[six-improbable-things]

I had to open the ship combat rules doc I made for Rook's campaign the other day, and man, that thing was (and still is tbh) my fucking magnum opus. I put so much effort into creating rules for a type of combat that dnd doesn't naturally support, and it was SUCH a fun challenge. I'll admit it's not perfect, but it works for our campaign, and everyone seemed to like it during our one test so far, so that's good enough for me.

I think between the stat blocks, the rules themselves, and the maps of the ships, I spent easily 48 hours total on making this sailing arc happen. (No, I'm not the DM, I just like homebrewing shit, and also happen to be the one who decided to play a pirate and make that involved in the story.)

[youaremysunshine-court]

sometimes mothers (514 yo vampires) apologise when the kids (elderly journalists) are "being difficult" (legitimately angry about being used as a stress ball for a week) and she knows a half-baked apology will probably get them in line long enough for her to keep doing her thing (manipulating her husband and his memories and their relationship with each other and the elderly journalist)

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

OMG HIMMM AHHH no words I just wanna bark

the fact that the artist always makes a point of detailing their muscles, like they clearly KNOW what they're doing and i'm eating that shit up <33 they clearly know their fanbase well,,

[monpanache]

Fiyero and Nessarose should be best friends methinks

[hsslilly-blog]

christopher winters the type of guy to invite claire to play tennis with him and then he gets hit in the face in the first five minutes because he didn’t expect her to know how to play. also she aimed for his face but that’s beside the point

[outrageousfragarian]

eldritch hallritt part 3: attempting to copy junji ito's artstyle edition

[freakycloudsatnight]

You think painis cupcake bites? Like he'd never actually try to eat his partner (atleast not in the cannibalism way wink wink) but he thinks it's cute when they get nervous.

He will also drink his partners blood if they offer it to him. He's good about it though! He doesn't bite any places that could be dangerous. He'll just suckle on their wrist or something

HNGHDHSJBDJDNFNFHJS YES

[merakiui]

this dialogue made me think about rook drugging darling just so that he can 'admire' their beauty in a more natural/unobstructed state;;

this new book has made me fall into brainrot for him aaa like his determination!!! his preparedness!!! i adore him sm 😭💗

The moment I read it I was shocked, but then I realized that this is Rook and I should not be so surprised... ^^;;; he would absolutely drug his darling just to see them at their most vulnerable and peaceful! He finds it so naturally beautiful. It's like admiring the subject in a portrait. Silence and stillness are just as beautiful as energetic movement and sound! He absolutely watches you for each hour that you remain unconscious, so wrapped up in your beauty that time doesn't matter.

I have become even more of a Rook fan with book six omg!!!! Every time he chuckles, it feels like my heart is pierced with an arrow... such a charming laugh he has!! I like how he was so ready to journey to find Vil, even if the main reason was to deliver skincare products lol;;; his unique magic is also so wonderful. He claims it isn't very powerful, but that sort of magic is a stalker's dream.＼(º □ º l|l)/ and he gave the player a Pomefiore uniform to combat the windy chill of a long flight!!!! A gentleman, that Rook!!!! Always so prepared and never one to give up in his travel pursuits!