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cosmicsproutcake · 2 years ago

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I don't think this is a thing anymore (though I could be wrong), but if you're one of those people who used to add your own little comments in the Youtube Captions, I hate you with every fibre of my being as a HoH person.

Those are an accessibility feature for people with hearing problems, they are not a place for you to be all uwu oh-so-funny.

What is being said in the video is all those Captions should be displaying and that is literally it!

Leave your comments in the fucking comment section where they belong!!!!

#full offence but if you're the type who did this you are ableist #your unfunny jokes are not more important than my ability to accurately know what the fuck is being said in the video!#this was a *huge* problem on Jacksepticeye's channel back in the 2010's #to the point that I'm pretty sure he had to tell people to stop doing that iirc #I'm watching his old Layers of Fear series #and the CC's are fucking *littered* with jokes and comments from whoever did the captions #and I want to find them and slap them

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notbecauseofvictories · 1 year ago

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I'm re-reading Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters for book club, and there should really be a truly epic saga about The Friendship Of Gytha and Esme, Young Witches Who Absolutely Shouldn't Get Along But Do, Shockingly (Even If Sometimes There are Minor Natural Disasters Because There Has Been A Row)

#the scene where they get into a snarly fight because the country is poisoning them against each other?#and then the scene where granny is SO pissed off that magrat and nanny have to wrestle her down #and as the trees start to shake and the wind picks up - nanny slaps her.#that is friendship.#I would love to read about how it started.#how esme (thinner than a hat rack and easily offended as a cat; charging after every scrap of knowledge she can find)#met gytha (curvy as a road through the ramtops and biddable - as long as you suggested what she wanted to do anyway)#and they ended up getting along - more than getting along. being....friends?#even when gytha was more mother than maiden and esme was mumblemumble #they were friends.#discworld

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hughmanbean · 1 year ago

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Pest Control

So if you've been looking at my posts lately you'll realize I've been fixating on Queen Danny. And I'm going to keep doing that. But let me grind up some new concepts to throw in.

You think that bugs can become ghosts? Other than singular ones like in Doctor's Disorders? Not really. They're not as obsessed or driven enough to be fully formed, and areas where they become even blobs via excess ecto would probably have a bunch of blob eaters or something balancing it out. So the singular ones in that episode would be much more rare in comparison.

And ghosts who control bugs don't count. We're talking about bugs being the ghosts.

But what about those mass insect killings? Pest control, or when a full apartment building lights on fire and there's enough ectoplasm around? You get a Hive.

Hives always prefer to work together, since even at their creation they are made up thousands or even millions of the creepy crawlies. They either form a body from tiny bodies or chose a majority that can represent it properly. So they can just meld and split without concern.

And in the bug and insect world, more often than not, the Queen is at the top. Pariah didn't count, he didn't even like the Hives. On the other limb, High Queen Phantom had created a clutch of her own.

Once she came into power, the Hives wish to fulfill her desires, as insect kingdom instincts demand and through newfound loyalty. They do so, to the detriment of everyone else.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #I'm slowly losing my mind #Ghosts have gender set to optional #I LOVE BUGS AND INSECTS #good parents jack and maddie #redeemed vlad #Yeah not as relevant but give me my wholesome weirdos! I want them!#My ideas are pretty stagnant I know but I'll get better I swear!#hives all start out as they with no gender or identity and either stay that way or developed a sort collective identity #I just slap ideas together really #I almost made a copy of Fright Knight's adventure to find a suit or but that would've been redundant #I'm obsessed with non-human thinking and looking things interacting with humans #can you tell?#dcxdp #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover

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sergle · 7 months ago

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Sergle oh my god your fried pickles look amazing. I am genuinely in fucking awe. So like, are they pickle spears, is that the secret? Because I always see people fry pickle chip-type slices, and those do not seem to look like the typical shape, your pickle fritters.

YOU HAVE A DISCERNING EYE MY FRIEND... when I fry pickles, I do use the chip slices (I think fried pickle spears are a Mistake) but I cut a lot of the circles in half!!

#I do this bc I always find myself wanting to Take A Bite out of a pickle disc instead of eating it whole #and if you take a bite out of a fried pickle like that then it just flays it #and you're left holding half the breading and the pickle inside just comes out and slaps you on your chin #with potentially very hot pickle steam.#so I like to make them bite sized :3 hence the half moon shape #sergle answers

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wasabikitcat · 7 months ago

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community college is so funny because half of the teachers are like "For this class you need to use lockdown browser for all quizzes and tests. You need to buy this 70 dollar textbook, and all papers turned in must be in APA format with a title page even if they're only 500 words long. I will not accept late assignments. Also you have a minimum of 4 assignments a week." and the other half are like "you don't need proctoring for the final exam I trust you. here's a download link to a pirated copy of the textbook. as long as your writing is coherent and demonstrates an understanding of the material I literally could not care less what format you use. I can't figure out how canvas works so I'm not giving you due dates, just make sure it's turned in before the grading period ends. your only weekly assignment is a forum post with a minimum of 100 words."

#my favorite teacher so far is still the film history professor I had in my first semester.#he was very old and didn't understand how canvas worked at all and sometimes had trouble opening a video file #but simultaneously he was tech literate enough to recommend we use firefox with an ad blocker #because whenever someone missed class and was like 'where do i go to find the movie' he'd be like 'use an ad blocker and google it'#he said the school made him stop emailing links to free movie sites because people would open them on chrome with no ad block #and there'd be borderline malware on them. like this guy gave me the impression he was like. a veteran movie pirate lol.#that class had barely any assignments. like there wasn't a final exam or anything.#he just wanted us to write a paragraph or so answering a few questions about the movies we watched. it was chill.#and i also learned a lot actually. like i didn't know what a nickelodeon was before then. or the Hays Code.#the movies were genuinely good. i never thought Id be that into old black and white movies or westerns for example but they actually slapped #some of them had really mature themes and i definitely started to understand the people on this website who are like #'if the only media you consume is children's media you should maybe branch out instead of calling steven universe problematic'#because a lot of the movies we watched depicted very 'problematic' things and were able to directly address them because they are for adults #(to clarify I didn't just like kids media before then. i just mean that it introduced me to some older stuff i didn't think I'd like)#(but i ended up liking a lot. it also made me realize that movies made today are kind of shit. which i also already knew)#(but it put it more into perspective because I have more to compare it to)#im rambling now. community college is pretty swag i enjoy it. and i do get along with the teachers who have crazy requirements too lol.

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puppppppppy · 1 year ago

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how. do u sona....

#i want to give myself a solid sona that. isnt just me with puppy dog ears and a tail slapped on but its hardddd #i want to make like a snowman that can change shape but it keeps certain features like branch antlers and a carrot nose #for consistency yk. but im struggling to find a balance between smth i like drawing and smth that looks like me #how often does one's sona resemble the artist irl.. for one i dont have bangs but i love drawing characters with bangs #so its just an internal conflict on if i should give my sona bangs if i dnt have them but love drawing them. etc etc #maybe im thinking abt this too hard bc nobody really knows what i look like anyway and i can do what i want anyway #but i get hung up on small details like that. like im worrying abt stuff like damn how tf am i gonna draw a snowman in the summer #girl... its a fuckig drawing.... follow your heart. but also HOW. i cant even draw myself with bangs bc it feels like im lying augh auuhggg #its 4 am im too tired for this. im goig to bed #my art #myart #doodles #wip

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ulteri0rm0tives · 12 days ago

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WORST part of replaying this game. Is that i actually *have* to progress through (most of) it to see Kerry again... Like having to wade through little chocolate gold colds to get to the real shit that ACTUALLY matters.

It actually sucks you meet him so late in the game and only get so much time with him :( especially because I (personally) find his romance and plotline to be one of the more developed slash more enjoyable ones and I just :( wish they gave us more time with him ugh I jUST MISS HIM OKAY GUYS I MISS THIS OLD MAN!!!

#if i *HAD* to rank the romances the fate of my first born on the line here #I'd have to say Judy then Kerry then Panam and... unsurprisingly... River (they did him the dirtiest yall 😭)#judy because hers is not only so well developed #but also actually extremely extremely vital to the main storyline unlike the others and ties into the plot really well #kerrys is also kinda important to the storyline in the way its legit just kinda a johnny side mission #especially if you want that extra percentage towards yalls relationship to unlock some of the endings slash dialogue #and panams does feel like it kinda strays from the main storyline but you do meet her because of it (going 2 find rogue for the first time)#so it still ties in well enough #but river.... oh my boy how they didn't even give you a chance to run before walking.....#he just feels so disconnected from the rest of the story... which couldve worked!#it wouldve been fun to let V have relationships and interactions that didnt just revolve around the fact they were dying #river couldve been that respite for them that break away from reality that safeplace for V to just.. take a breather from hit after hit #after disastrous blow as gods own personal chew toy that game made them out to be #it couldve worked! so well! but its the fact you can FEEL how underdeveloped he and his plotline (as a character even)#how rushed it is. how they didnt put the same care and love into him as they did for judys and kerrys story #how they gutted HIS ROMANCE FROM THE POTENTIAL ONE THAT WAS PLANNED HAD WITH TAKEMURA #lik he isnt even his own character but this character stitched 2gether frm scraps of others they didnt have time or energy to fully develop #i feel so bad everytime people talk about how much they hate him and his plotline bc its not his fault guys #hes a victim of cdprs poor planning and writing 😭#like im sorry man but it was kinda a stark slap in the fucking face to going from rescuing his nephew from a fucking trafficking ring...#and the next literal mission we're macking up on the tower overlooking the trailer park #like that shit felt so forced 😭😭😭 where was the natural progression????#the chemistry besides a few offhand comments frm fanily shoved in 2 seconds before the tower 2 force it 2 make sense???#WHERE WAS THE FLIRTY DIALOGUE WITH THE OTHERS???#girl if he told me if i wanted to join him in bed like KERRY had the 1st time we met #bitch u know i would've been crawling on my knees like a DOG jumping str8 up onto that bed #LMAO anyway lost the plot this was a post about Kerry and i guess it kinda still is i just 💚 rambling in the safety of tags #cyberpunk 2077 #kerry eurodyne #ult speaking

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mylove-thresher · 1 day ago

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I’d post the refs but like. I kinda lost the pins.

#I think she’s one of the best ocs I’ve ever made……. So cutesy #She looks like she eats cake #In my cake era……. I love cake #And that’s why she has to love cake too.#I thought angel motifs would be very fitting since. She’s. Angelica. Pretty straightforward.#While I love the ethereal angelic aesthetic it does make me uncomfortable for some reason 😭#Anything that you can find in a church makes me feel uneasy idk I set foot in a cathedral and I want to throw up #It’s weird but like. Eh. Maybe I just find them unnerving since I’ve barely ever been to anything like them seeing as my family is atheist #Well. Most of it is. One of my grandparents is catholic but I’m pretty sure no one is praying to Jesus 😭#Well. Whatever. I like religious stories. Very interesting.#Why did I start talking ab religious shi 😭#Uhhh what was I saying. Uh.#Yeah. angie #Her proportions might be a bit off but. I think you can see that I focused more on the outfit.#Also I just kinda slapped some wings on there lmao I didn’t really think ab their placement or how they’d connect to the outfit #But it’s fine. It looks gorgetastic does it not.#Oc #original character #sketch

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deadn30n · 4 months ago

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i think one of my favourite things about being able to mod in FFXIV is being able to show the gradual and fluid transition to which solstice starts physically fleshing themselves out overtime. i'll talk more in depth about it later, but it's a very very important and key point in the novel. because they go from being almost a blank slate ( the first picture ), to reconstructing their outward appearance to suit their own preference ( the second picture ). there's a lot of nuance behind why && how this all happens, and i just know that translating it from my rp with my bff to actual writing in the novel is going to be so much fun.

it's important to remember that the race of angels solstice is 'born' from ( although i use the term 'born' very loosely because they were created first as a machine by their world's god ) do not perceive gender. gender is not a thing in their society. you are not born female or male, you are simply you. there are no specific defining features that set you apart with labels like 'male' or 'female'. you have the option later on to give yourself a gender-identity if you so wish, but most angels kinda vibe. they could give two shits less about it and only give themselves reproductive organs for the sake of procreating. most of them walk around in a similar fashion to solstice's 'blank slate'.

#✧ 、· ⋆ 。 OOC. ╏ i look stupid and do very little dps. »#honestly solstice is just transition goals #i will eventually make a post on lazarian society and their views on gender #because even though it sounds complex... it's actually really not #it's extremely straightforward #humans are the ones who created nuance and complexity to gender #and honestly the lazarians find that soooo fascinating when they come to hellix #especially solstice #who ends up getting attached to a 'softer' type of appearance #i don't want to say 'feminine' since that's obviously gender-charged #but they look at the gentler physique of human 'women' and are like #cool i want that #[slaps on some fatass titties] nice #and it's great because if you walk up to them with any kind of appearance and tell them how you identify #they're just like: epic. wanna go get a smoothie together?#they come from a society with no gender but absolutely respect the gender identity of people they meet #no matter how you look to solstice? if you say you are one thing. then you are that thing to them #they literally do not give a fuck #they're just happy to be here #ok i'm done rambling in the tags LOL #✧ 、· ⋆ 。 META. ╏ eden cielo / solstice. »

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robinsversion · 1 year ago

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I was rewatching hbomb’s video for the millionth time yesterday and the line “I don’t know why anyone would make video essays like this unless they were strictly in it for the money” stood out to me because if you replace “make video essays” with “write poetry” that perfectly describes my thoughts about Rupi Kaur.

#like #have y’all seen the videos where she’ll whip off a ‘poem’ in less than a minute?#cuz that made me completely lose all benefit of the doubt I had for her #you write poetry because you want to you need to because the emotions are trying to claw their way through your skin #and you need to find the words to describe them before they succeed #it should be fun to find new ways to say what’s already been said before but in your own way #and to combine words in artistic and satisfying ways #not just slapping seven to ten words on a page at random and then call it good #and this is not me being against ‘insta poetry’#I love Amanda lovelace and one of my fav poets is Trista mateer #I just think poetry deserves the time and effort you’re able to put into it #anyway #james somerton #hbomberguy #why are you booing me i’m right

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swordmaid · 8 months ago

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this kiss anim still makes me ?????? … can’t take ascended astarion’s kisses seriously they are so goofy like why are you choking her in public omfg I thought this was a classy party…….