#and I want to find them and slap them
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coockie8 · 2 years ago
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I don't think this is a thing anymore (though I could be wrong), but if you're one of those people who used to add your own little comments in the Youtube Captions, I hate you with every fibre of my being as a HoH person.
Those are an accessibility feature for people with hearing problems, they are not a place for you to be all uwu oh-so-funny.
What is being said in the video is all those Captions should be displaying and that is literally it!
Leave your comments in the fucking comment section where they belong!!!!
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notbecauseofvictories · 1 year ago
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I'm re-reading Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters for book club, and there should really be a truly epic saga about The Friendship Of Gytha and Esme, Young Witches Who Absolutely Shouldn't Get Along But Do, Shockingly (Even If Sometimes There are Minor Natural Disasters Because There Has Been A Row)
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hughmanbean · 1 year ago
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Pest Control
So if you've been looking at my posts lately you'll realize I've been fixating on Queen Danny. And I'm going to keep doing that. But let me grind up some new concepts to throw in.
You think that bugs can become ghosts? Other than singular ones like in Doctor's Disorders? Not really. They're not as obsessed or driven enough to be fully formed, and areas where they become even blobs via excess ecto would probably have a bunch of blob eaters or something balancing it out. So the singular ones in that episode would be much more rare in comparison.
And ghosts who control bugs don't count. We're talking about bugs being the ghosts.
But what about those mass insect killings? Pest control, or when a full apartment building lights on fire and there's enough ectoplasm around? You get a Hive.
Hives always prefer to work together, since even at their creation they are made up thousands or even millions of the creepy crawlies. They either form a body from tiny bodies or chose a majority that can represent it properly. So they can just meld and split without concern.
And in the bug and insect world, more often than not, the Queen is at the top. Pariah didn't count, he didn't even like the Hives. On the other limb, High Queen Phantom had created a clutch of her own.
Once she came into power, the Hives wish to fulfill her desires, as insect kingdom instincts demand and through newfound loyalty. They do so, to the detriment of everyone else.
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sergle · 5 months ago
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Sergle oh my god your fried pickles look amazing. I am genuinely in fucking awe. So like, are they pickle spears, is that the secret? Because I always see people fry pickle chip-type slices, and those do not seem to look like the typical shape, your pickle fritters.
YOU HAVE A DISCERNING EYE MY FRIEND... when I fry pickles, I do use the chip slices (I think fried pickle spears are a Mistake) but I cut a lot of the circles in half!!
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puppppppppy · 1 year ago
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how. do u sona....
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wasabikitcat · 5 months ago
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community college is so funny because half of the teachers are like "For this class you need to use lockdown browser for all quizzes and tests. You need to buy this 70 dollar textbook, and all papers turned in must be in APA format with a title page even if they're only 500 words long. I will not accept late assignments. Also you have a minimum of 4 assignments a week." and the other half are like "you don't need proctoring for the final exam I trust you. here's a download link to a pirated copy of the textbook. as long as your writing is coherent and demonstrates an understanding of the material I literally could not care less what format you use. I can't figure out how canvas works so I'm not giving you due dates, just make sure it's turned in before the grading period ends. your only weekly assignment is a forum post with a minimum of 100 words."
#my favorite teacher so far is still the film history professor I had in my first semester.#he was very old and didn't understand how canvas worked at all and sometimes had trouble opening a video file#but simultaneously he was tech literate enough to recommend we use firefox with an ad blocker#because whenever someone missed class and was like 'where do i go to find the movie' he'd be like 'use an ad blocker and google it'#he said the school made him stop emailing links to free movie sites because people would open them on chrome with no ad block#and there'd be borderline malware on them. like this guy gave me the impression he was like. a veteran movie pirate lol.#that class had barely any assignments. like there wasn't a final exam or anything.#he just wanted us to write a paragraph or so answering a few questions about the movies we watched. it was chill.#and i also learned a lot actually. like i didn't know what a nickelodeon was before then. or the Hays Code.#the movies were genuinely good. i never thought Id be that into old black and white movies or westerns for example but they actually slapped#some of them had really mature themes and i definitely started to understand the people on this website who are like#'if the only media you consume is children's media you should maybe branch out instead of calling steven universe problematic'#because a lot of the movies we watched depicted very 'problematic' things and were able to directly address them because they are for adults#(to clarify I didn't just like kids media before then. i just mean that it introduced me to some older stuff i didn't think I'd like)#(but i ended up liking a lot. it also made me realize that movies made today are kind of shit. which i also already knew)#(but it put it more into perspective because I have more to compare it to)#im rambling now. community college is pretty swag i enjoy it. and i do get along with the teachers who have crazy requirements too lol.
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deadn30n · 2 months ago
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i think one of my favourite things about being able to mod in FFXIV is being able to show the gradual and fluid transition to which solstice starts physically fleshing themselves out overtime. i'll talk more in depth about it later, but it's a very very important and key point in the novel. because they go from being almost a blank slate ( the first picture ), to reconstructing their outward appearance to suit their own preference ( the second picture ). there's a lot of nuance behind why && how this all happens, and i just know that translating it from my rp with my bff to actual writing in the novel is going to be so much fun.
it's important to remember that the race of angels solstice is 'born' from ( although i use the term 'born' very loosely because they were created first as a machine by their world's god ) do not perceive gender. gender is not a thing in their society. you are not born female or male, you are simply you. there are no specific defining features that set you apart with labels like 'male' or 'female'. you have the option later on to give yourself a gender-identity if you so wish, but most angels kinda vibe. they could give two shits less about it and only give themselves reproductive organs for the sake of procreating. most of them walk around in a similar fashion to solstice's 'blank slate'.
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robinsversion · 1 year ago
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I was rewatching hbomb’s video for the millionth time yesterday and the line “I don’t know why anyone would make video essays like this unless they were strictly in it for the money” stood out to me because if you replace “make video essays” with “write poetry” that perfectly describes my thoughts about Rupi Kaur.
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swordmaid · 6 months ago
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this kiss anim still makes me ?????? … can’t take ascended astarion’s kisses seriously they are so goofy like why are you choking her in public omfg I thought this was a classy party…….
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walmart-miku · 1 year ago
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HE CARES SO MUCH IT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL
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LOOK AT HIM LOOK
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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krc-krc · 16 days ago
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What if I, and let me hold your hand while saying this, simply perish, never to return.
#i hate writing a synopsis#i hate having obligations for uni that i want to do but my body violently and physically hates doing#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE THING I DID A THOUSAND TIMES (writing 500 words w citations) IS MAKING ME VIOLENTLY CONVULSE AND RECOIL FROM THIS PLANE#is this a joke#i did 5 years with minimal impediments because i worked according to the “don't let your depression fuck things up”#ONLY FOR IT TO NEVER GO AWAY. I DID MY 5 YEARS OF MANDATORY SUFFERING AND NOW IT DECIDED TO NOT WORK?????#NOW WHEN I NEED IT MOST#POWERING THROUGH SEEMS TO HAVE LEFT THE CHAT#I am flying by the seat of my pants i pulled an all-nighter i have another exam i didn't stidy for bc it takes people a MONTH to prepare#and now i am Revising on the off chance i pass and have to read 7x100 pages plus 200 pages and prepare them for an oral exam that is basicly#“say everything you know related to x from y”#i so wish to give up rn you don't even have a CLUE but if i did that#at least 3 people would get an aneurysm and revive me just to slap me sensless#another 2 would straight up strangle themselves to find me in the afterlife and beat me back into life#and i would just feel really bad for wasting everyone's time by being a sensitive bitch so#i will just redbull & coffee my way through this and hope my synopsis gets accepted otherwise i just might go with plan a and jettison away#preferably of a tall building or a short rope#tw sui ideation#cw sui ideation#I don't know how to tag this but y'all get the gist y'all know what i mean
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lycanpunk666 · 9 months ago
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Guys I love Disventure camp
So much. So much
Here’s my ranking for my favorite characters:
1. Ellie (I love her she’s so manipulative. I wish she did something worse 💔)
2. Tom (imma be real he doesn’t deserve his placement but he makes me feel violently silly)
3. Grett (i loved her in season 1 when she was kinda the Heather of DECP… But I love her in all stars when she’s activated pathetic little guy mode. Idk love laugh love Grett)
4. Alec (he’s so fucking good idk he’s ridiculous. I want to bash his head in)
5. Fiore (she is SO. GOOD. I adore her. She shot Tom point blank in the head once it was so funny guys remember when she-)
6. Jake (I adore him! I wish he got worse mentally. Can’t believe I have to do everything around here)
7. Yul (he’s so funny. He’s so funny I adore him)
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em-ptynet · 11 months ago
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only trevor z can save the flyers now...
CORRECT. WHEN WE ACQUIRE HIM THIS SUMMER AND HE BECOMES TORTS' FAVORITE PLAYER AND WE WIN THE CUP NEXT YEAR WHAT THEN. TAKE NOTES DANNY BRIERE
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logansgaar · 4 months ago
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it's not a Bucky Barnes fanfic if you don't have to write a disclaimer about his cynical sass
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better-call-mau1 · 2 years ago
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Been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack again, and I can’t get over how perfect the tone of “That Would Be Enough” is for Sabine comforting Ezra after he finds out how long he’s been gone and how much he’s missed:
Look around, look around
At how lucky we are to be alive right now
Look around, look around
[…]
Look at where you are
Look at where you started
The fact that you're alive is a miracle
Just stay alive, that would be enough
[…]
Let this moment be the first chapter
Where you decide to stay
And I could be enough
And we could be enough
That would be enough
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autumnfangirler · 5 months ago
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my guilty pleasure are those shitty mobile visual novel games that make you either watch an ad or pay EVERY 5-8(IF YOURE LUCKY!!!!) CHOICES. ALL OF THEM ARE IN TEXT MESSAGE FORMAT. THERES ALWAYS AT LEAST ONE THING THAT DOESNT REGISTER PROPERLY. LITERALLY WHO DO THESE GAMES THINK THEY ARE. I HAVE ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ROUTE AND ACHIEVEMENT COMPLETED IN 6 SEPARATE GAMES.
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