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I don't think this is a thing anymore (though I could be wrong), but if you're one of those people who used to add your own little comments in the Youtube Captions, I hate you with every fibre of my being as a HoH person.
Those are an accessibility feature for people with hearing problems, they are not a place for you to be all uwu oh-so-funny.
What is being said in the video is all those Captions should be displaying and that is literally it!
Leave your comments in the fucking comment section where they belong!!!!
#full offence but if you're the type who did this you are ableist#your unfunny jokes are not more important than my ability to accurately know what the fuck is being said in the video!#this was a *huge* problem on Jacksepticeye's channel back in the 2010's#to the point that I'm pretty sure he had to tell people to stop doing that iirc#I'm watching his old Layers of Fear series#and the CC's are fucking *littered* with jokes and comments from whoever did the captions#and I want to find them and slap them
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I'm re-reading Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters for book club, and there should really be a truly epic saga about The Friendship Of Gytha and Esme, Young Witches Who Absolutely Shouldn't Get Along But Do, Shockingly (Even If Sometimes There are Minor Natural Disasters Because There Has Been A Row)
#the scene where they get into a snarly fight because the country is poisoning them against each other?#and then the scene where granny is SO pissed off that magrat and nanny have to wrestle her down#and as the trees start to shake and the wind picks up - nanny slaps her.#that is friendship.#I would love to read about how it started.#how esme (thinner than a hat rack and easily offended as a cat; charging after every scrap of knowledge she can find)#met gytha (curvy as a road through the ramtops and biddable - as long as you suggested what she wanted to do anyway)#and they ended up getting along - more than getting along. being....friends?#even when gytha was more mother than maiden and esme was mumblemumble#they were friends.#discworld
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Pest Control
So if you've been looking at my posts lately you'll realize I've been fixating on Queen Danny. And I'm going to keep doing that. But let me grind up some new concepts to throw in.
You think that bugs can become ghosts? Other than singular ones like in Doctor's Disorders? Not really. They're not as obsessed or driven enough to be fully formed, and areas where they become even blobs via excess ecto would probably have a bunch of blob eaters or something balancing it out. So the singular ones in that episode would be much more rare in comparison.
And ghosts who control bugs don't count. We're talking about bugs being the ghosts.
But what about those mass insect killings? Pest control, or when a full apartment building lights on fire and there's enough ectoplasm around? You get a Hive.
Hives always prefer to work together, since even at their creation they are made up thousands or even millions of the creepy crawlies. They either form a body from tiny bodies or chose a majority that can represent it properly. So they can just meld and split without concern.
And in the bug and insect world, more often than not, the Queen is at the top. Pariah didn't count, he didn't even like the Hives. On the other limb, High Queen Phantom had created a clutch of her own.
Once she came into power, the Hives wish to fulfill her desires, as insect kingdom instincts demand and through newfound loyalty. They do so, to the detriment of everyone else.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#I'm slowly losing my mind#Ghosts have gender set to optional#I LOVE BUGS AND INSECTS#good parents jack and maddie#redeemed vlad#Yeah not as relevant but give me my wholesome weirdos! I want them!#My ideas are pretty stagnant I know but I'll get better I swear!#hives all start out as they with no gender or identity and either stay that way or developed a sort collective identity#I just slap ideas together really#I almost made a copy of Fright Knight's adventure to find a suit or but that would've been redundant#I'm obsessed with non-human thinking and looking things interacting with humans#can you tell?#dcxdp#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover
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Sergle oh my god your fried pickles look amazing. I am genuinely in fucking awe. So like, are they pickle spears, is that the secret? Because I always see people fry pickle chip-type slices, and those do not seem to look like the typical shape, your pickle fritters.
YOU HAVE A DISCERNING EYE MY FRIEND... when I fry pickles, I do use the chip slices (I think fried pickle spears are a Mistake) but I cut a lot of the circles in half!!
#I do this bc I always find myself wanting to Take A Bite out of a pickle disc instead of eating it whole#and if you take a bite out of a fried pickle like that then it just flays it#and you're left holding half the breading and the pickle inside just comes out and slaps you on your chin#with potentially very hot pickle steam.#so I like to make them bite sized :3 hence the half moon shape#sergle answers
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how. do u sona....
#i want to give myself a solid sona that. isnt just me with puppy dog ears and a tail slapped on but its hardddd#i want to make like a snowman that can change shape but it keeps certain features like branch antlers and a carrot nose#for consistency yk. but im struggling to find a balance between smth i like drawing and smth that looks like me#how often does one's sona resemble the artist irl.. for one i dont have bangs but i love drawing characters with bangs#so its just an internal conflict on if i should give my sona bangs if i dnt have them but love drawing them. etc etc#maybe im thinking abt this too hard bc nobody really knows what i look like anyway and i can do what i want anyway#but i get hung up on small details like that. like im worrying abt stuff like damn how tf am i gonna draw a snowman in the summer#girl... its a fuckig drawing.... follow your heart. but also HOW. i cant even draw myself with bangs bc it feels like im lying augh auuhggg#its 4 am im too tired for this. im goig to bed#my art#myart#doodles#wip
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community college is so funny because half of the teachers are like "For this class you need to use lockdown browser for all quizzes and tests. You need to buy this 70 dollar textbook, and all papers turned in must be in APA format with a title page even if they're only 500 words long. I will not accept late assignments. Also you have a minimum of 4 assignments a week." and the other half are like "you don't need proctoring for the final exam I trust you. here's a download link to a pirated copy of the textbook. as long as your writing is coherent and demonstrates an understanding of the material I literally could not care less what format you use. I can't figure out how canvas works so I'm not giving you due dates, just make sure it's turned in before the grading period ends. your only weekly assignment is a forum post with a minimum of 100 words."
#my favorite teacher so far is still the film history professor I had in my first semester.#he was very old and didn't understand how canvas worked at all and sometimes had trouble opening a video file#but simultaneously he was tech literate enough to recommend we use firefox with an ad blocker#because whenever someone missed class and was like 'where do i go to find the movie' he'd be like 'use an ad blocker and google it'#he said the school made him stop emailing links to free movie sites because people would open them on chrome with no ad block#and there'd be borderline malware on them. like this guy gave me the impression he was like. a veteran movie pirate lol.#that class had barely any assignments. like there wasn't a final exam or anything.#he just wanted us to write a paragraph or so answering a few questions about the movies we watched. it was chill.#and i also learned a lot actually. like i didn't know what a nickelodeon was before then. or the Hays Code.#the movies were genuinely good. i never thought Id be that into old black and white movies or westerns for example but they actually slapped#some of them had really mature themes and i definitely started to understand the people on this website who are like#'if the only media you consume is children's media you should maybe branch out instead of calling steven universe problematic'#because a lot of the movies we watched depicted very 'problematic' things and were able to directly address them because they are for adults#(to clarify I didn't just like kids media before then. i just mean that it introduced me to some older stuff i didn't think I'd like)#(but i ended up liking a lot. it also made me realize that movies made today are kind of shit. which i also already knew)#(but it put it more into perspective because I have more to compare it to)#im rambling now. community college is pretty swag i enjoy it. and i do get along with the teachers who have crazy requirements too lol.
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i think one of my favourite things about being able to mod in FFXIV is being able to show the gradual and fluid transition to which solstice starts physically fleshing themselves out overtime. i'll talk more in depth about it later, but it's a very very important and key point in the novel. because they go from being almost a blank slate ( the first picture ), to reconstructing their outward appearance to suit their own preference ( the second picture ). there's a lot of nuance behind why && how this all happens, and i just know that translating it from my rp with my bff to actual writing in the novel is going to be so much fun.
it's important to remember that the race of angels solstice is 'born' from ( although i use the term 'born' very loosely because they were created first as a machine by their world's god ) do not perceive gender. gender is not a thing in their society. you are not born female or male, you are simply you. there are no specific defining features that set you apart with labels like 'male' or 'female'. you have the option later on to give yourself a gender-identity if you so wish, but most angels kinda vibe. they could give two shits less about it and only give themselves reproductive organs for the sake of procreating. most of them walk around in a similar fashion to solstice's 'blank slate'.
#✧ 、· ⋆ 。 OOC. ╏ i look stupid and do very little dps. »#honestly solstice is just transition goals#i will eventually make a post on lazarian society and their views on gender#because even though it sounds complex... it's actually really not#it's extremely straightforward#humans are the ones who created nuance and complexity to gender#and honestly the lazarians find that soooo fascinating when they come to hellix#especially solstice#who ends up getting attached to a 'softer' type of appearance#i don't want to say 'feminine' since that's obviously gender-charged#but they look at the gentler physique of human 'women' and are like#cool i want that#[slaps on some fatass titties] nice#and it's great because if you walk up to them with any kind of appearance and tell them how you identify#they're just like: epic. wanna go get a smoothie together?#they come from a society with no gender but absolutely respect the gender identity of people they meet#no matter how you look to solstice? if you say you are one thing. then you are that thing to them#they literally do not give a fuck#they're just happy to be here#ok i'm done rambling in the tags LOL#✧ 、· ⋆ 。 META. ╏ eden cielo / solstice. »
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I was rewatching hbomb’s video for the millionth time yesterday and the line “I don’t know why anyone would make video essays like this unless they were strictly in it for the money” stood out to me because if you replace “make video essays” with “write poetry” that perfectly describes my thoughts about Rupi Kaur.
#like#have y’all seen the videos where she’ll whip off a ‘poem’ in less than a minute?#cuz that made me completely lose all benefit of the doubt I had for her#you write poetry because you want to you need to because the emotions are trying to claw their way through your skin#and you need to find the words to describe them before they succeed#it should be fun to find new ways to say what’s already been said before but in your own way#and to combine words in artistic and satisfying ways#not just slapping seven to ten words on a page at random and then call it good#and this is not me being against ‘insta poetry’#I love Amanda lovelace and one of my fav poets is Trista mateer#I just think poetry deserves the time and effort you’re able to put into it#anyway#james somerton#hbomberguy#why are you booing me i’m right
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this kiss anim still makes me ?????? … can’t take ascended astarion’s kisses seriously they are so goofy like why are you choking her in public omfg I thought this was a classy party…….
#anyway u KNOW she’s just yippeee cheering 🥳🥳 but not really bc she’s undead so the choking doesn’t rlly do anything#and in high hall their last kiss was the one where he slaps her face like 😭 girl you did NOT just slap her in a room full of people that#prob likes her more than u 😭😭 it’s so unserious to me#tried to give them matching clothes tho but I couldn’t find a dye that fits sobs#need to learn how to mod dyes so I can just make my own bc it’s so hard to find dyes I like for shri’iia#big want to do this ^ run for shri’iia tho… but I wanted to do yves’ first esp for the upcoming patch#sometimes I think about making shri’iia durge so I can finish a durge playthrough and the whole redemption/regression aspect in her story#is relevant I guess but I enjoy her story even for if there’s no omnipresent god figure controlling her#like everything is just bc of the choices she made and she was just influenced by doctrine#I also like the story I have for yves too loool but we can never explore it in the depth that we want bc the shri’iia bias is TOO real sigh#shut up about bg3.#bg3 spoilers
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HE CARES SO MUCH IT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL



LOOK AT HIM LOOK
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#I got vague spoilers in the tags so don't read if ur webtoon only and dont wanna be spoiled#you have been warned#This makes what's coming so much worse u guys#They care about each other so much#And fucking kdj just continues to throw himself away for them#Refuses to find an alternative#Just dies for them time and time again#He cares so fucking much#And everything he does is calculated#But it's calculated to keep everyone he loves alive#It's calculated too make sure he's the one to suffer the most#I want to pick kdj up and shake him#I wanna slap sense into this rat bastard#Also off topic but jhws sword is stunning#kim dokja#jung heewon#kdj#jhw#orv#omniscient reader#omniscient readers viewpoint#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv webtoon
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What if I, and let me hold your hand while saying this, simply perish, never to return.
#i hate writing a synopsis#i hate having obligations for uni that i want to do but my body violently and physically hates doing#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE THING I DID A THOUSAND TIMES (writing 500 words w citations) IS MAKING ME VIOLENTLY CONVULSE AND RECOIL FROM THIS PLANE#is this a joke#i did 5 years with minimal impediments because i worked according to the “don't let your depression fuck things up”#ONLY FOR IT TO NEVER GO AWAY. I DID MY 5 YEARS OF MANDATORY SUFFERING AND NOW IT DECIDED TO NOT WORK?????#NOW WHEN I NEED IT MOST#POWERING THROUGH SEEMS TO HAVE LEFT THE CHAT#I am flying by the seat of my pants i pulled an all-nighter i have another exam i didn't stidy for bc it takes people a MONTH to prepare#and now i am Revising on the off chance i pass and have to read 7x100 pages plus 200 pages and prepare them for an oral exam that is basicly#“say everything you know related to x from y”#i so wish to give up rn you don't even have a CLUE but if i did that#at least 3 people would get an aneurysm and revive me just to slap me sensless#another 2 would straight up strangle themselves to find me in the afterlife and beat me back into life#and i would just feel really bad for wasting everyone's time by being a sensitive bitch so#i will just redbull & coffee my way through this and hope my synopsis gets accepted otherwise i just might go with plan a and jettison away#preferably of a tall building or a short rope#tw sui ideation#cw sui ideation#I don't know how to tag this but y'all get the gist y'all know what i mean
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Guys I love Disventure camp
So much. So much
Here’s my ranking for my favorite characters:
1. Ellie (I love her she’s so manipulative. I wish she did something worse 💔)
2. Tom (imma be real he doesn’t deserve his placement but he makes me feel violently silly)
3. Grett (i loved her in season 1 when she was kinda the Heather of DECP… But I love her in all stars when she’s activated pathetic little guy mode. Idk love laugh love Grett)
4. Alec (he’s so fucking good idk he’s ridiculous. I want to bash his head in)
5. Fiore (she is SO. GOOD. I adore her. She shot Tom point blank in the head once it was so funny guys remember when she-)
6. Jake (I adore him! I wish he got worse mentally. Can’t believe I have to do everything around here)
7. Yul (he’s so funny. He’s so funny I adore him)
#disventure camp#I’m gonna be real I thought the situation was more serious when you guys were so violent about hating Yul#he’s fuckin hilarious! I get why people don’t like him ofc but personally he’s got me slapping my knees#additionally I don’t ship tomjake but I do find them hilarious too#dunno what I ship. Gabby and Ellie are kinda cute#I fuckin hate Jaiden though I want them out of my sight
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only trevor z can save the flyers now...
CORRECT. WHEN WE ACQUIRE HIM THIS SUMMER AND HE BECOMES TORTS' FAVORITE PLAYER AND WE WIN THE CUP NEXT YEAR WHAT THEN. TAKE NOTES DANNY BRIERE
#no but cup team in a few years with tk jd z and michkov would SLAP#there's like 10 other flyers i want to name i love most of this team so much and will be devastated if we lose them#i do think torts would either love or hate trevor but LET'S FIND OUT#trevor zegras#philadelphia flyers#answered
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it's not a Bucky Barnes fanfic if you don't have to write a disclaimer about his cynical sass
#fic writing#this damn series update that i've been working on for WEEKS is almost done i swear...#I like to think Bucky not only enjoys making people laugh and amusing himself#but also likes to do it in a way that proverbially slaps people around the face#he wants them to be SHOCKED they find him funny
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Been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack again, and I can’t get over how perfect the tone of “That Would Be Enough” is for Sabine comforting Ezra after he finds out how long he’s been gone and how much he’s missed:
Look around, look around
At how lucky we are to be alive right now
Look around, look around
[…]
Look at where you are
Look at where you started
The fact that you're alive is a miracle
Just stay alive, that would be enough
[…]
Let this moment be the first chapter
Where you decide to stay
And I could be enough
And we could be enough
That would be enough
#is it too late to petition for the Ahsoka series to be a musical?#because that would SLAP#imagine Force Ghost Anakin delivering a tragic melancholy soliloquy of sadness and regret and shame#Ahsoka gets a solo about finding her own way in the galaxy#Chopper and Jacen get something goofy and fun (with some bittersweetness from Hera in the background)#Sabine and Ezra have a tear-jerker duet#and several reprises that end with them on the comm tower balcony together finally celebrating their happy ending#now I want to listen through all of Hamilton again and see what else there is#but this might be my favorite track#the whole number gives me Sabezra vibes but these parts in particular stood out for their reunion#sabezra#sabine wren#ezra bridger#ahsoka series#ahsoka show#hamilton musical#hamliza
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my guilty pleasure are those shitty mobile visual novel games that make you either watch an ad or pay EVERY 5-8(IF YOURE LUCKY!!!!) CHOICES. ALL OF THEM ARE IN TEXT MESSAGE FORMAT. THERES ALWAYS AT LEAST ONE THING THAT DOESNT REGISTER PROPERLY. LITERALLY WHO DO THESE GAMES THINK THEY ARE. I HAVE ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ROUTE AND ACHIEVEMENT COMPLETED IN 6 SEPARATE GAMES.
#WHO ALLOWED THESE SHAMELESS AD MILLS TO BE GOOD#i cannot understate the absolute Death grip wonyframe studios has on me#LIKE#THE STORY IS NOT ONLY COHESIVE AND COMPELLING BUT ITS ACTUALLY GOOD????? THE CHARACTERS ARE INTERESTING AND THE WORLDBUILDING KINDA SLAPS#THE ART IS ALWAYS FUCKING GORGEOUS TOO#WHY DID THEY PUT REAL EFFORT AND CARE INTO THIS#WHY DID THEY PUT REAL EFFORT AND CARE INTO THE /SEQUELS/?????? I KNOW AAA GAMES THAT COULDNT GIVE LESS OF A SHIT ABT THEIR SEQUELS#BUT NO. NOT TINY MOBILE GAME COMPANY. YOU WILL READ A SEQUEL THAT ADDS TO AND CHANGES THE WAY YOU VIEW THE EVENTS OF THE FIRST GAME#AND WATCH EACH CHARACTER GROW PAST WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS A NARRATIVELY SATISFYING CONCLUSION#AND THEN YOU WILL WATCH AN AD.#i need to find the writers and artists of this game and beg them to make the game shittier because i can Not have my worldview changed by a#Mobile Viddy Game that made me willingly wait 30 minutes to watch an ad#OH RIGHT THATS ALSO A THING. THE SMOUNT OF TIME YOH HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT AD INCREASES AFTER EVERY AD YOU WATCH#BECAUSE FUCK YOU I GUESS#i hate this. i want to replay them all#ramblings
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