#and I talk about wanting older men

[bewitchedbodyandsol]

it all my homies hate my brother’s dad hours

[marzipanandminutiae]

“This 98-year-old woman has had a total of 622 ‘descendants’…because at age 16 she married a 50-year-old widower with 10 children, SOME OF WHOM WERE OLDER THAN HER AND HAD THEIR OWN KIDS ALREADY, and then had 13 more children by him, but news outlets report on it like a cute human interest story”

sounds like an SNL skit where the “straight man” character gets increasingly disturbed while everyone else acts happy and charmed

And. Fucking. Yet.

[marunene]

What is this man talking about (His biceps seem to be calling me to bite

Can someone transcribe what did he said after said he was struggling to understand what it would be like to have a man inside him

Why is he talking abt it anyway

Omg I love him

[chappellrroan]

therapy is expensive but gossiping with your mom as best friends is free, fun and healthy

[sejarcus-archive]

Sejanus is like Chappell Roan in the sense that he was only ever meant to be loved by queer people, but it got out of hand, and now there’s way too many cishets who don’t get him, expressing opinions about him.

Sejanus I’m sorry that your character keeps getting absolutely murdered and turned into everything you’re not, just cause a bunch of straight girls wanna fuck the actor who played you in that horrible adaptation, and keep projecting their fantasies onto you, and aside from how bad that is, they won’t even admit the objective truth that the actor was actually a terrible pick for you and he doesn’t fit you at all

[saburaito]

thank you all for supporting me being a car enthusiast, i will remember this

[astro-b-o-y-d]

How pissed do you think Shermie was when he found out about what really happened with Stan and Ford???

[imavikingo]

Everything Steve Grant Rogers knew about love was heartbreak and loss.

First it was Molly from second grade, Susan from his english class in seventh grade followed her, after that it was Michael and Jonathan from his figure drawing class.

Of course not all of them were of romantic love.

When he was told of his fathers death, that broke him a little too, It was more manageable because it happened before he was born.

And then… his mother took her last breath alone in an hospital bed, and that was the worst pain he could endure in his life, or that was he thought at the time anyway.

No.

The worst pain of his life was losing Bucky and keep losing him every damn time, no matter what he did and no matter the circumstances.

First it was losing him in the arms of pretty dames with soft voices and softer lips, then to the war when he was finally drafted.

When he knew of his status as missing, of course he got to him without a second thought of doing stupid things like wasting time for backup or approval.

It was imperative the speed of his rescue mission, Buckys life was on the line and Steve wouldn’t sacrifice him for stupid and unnecessary rules.

Without Bucky there is no Steve Rogers after all, not a sane one anyway.

The train incident made him break completely at last and he couldn’t take it anymore.

They didn’t even let him go looking for Bucky.

How dare they?

At least that way he could’ve gotten a little bit of closure, but no.

The missions were more important of course.

Of course….

When the opportunity of sinking the Valkyrie was presented to him on a silver platter, he just took it without hesitation.

At last, he could be reunited with Bucky and the endless cycle of heartbreak could end.

.

.

.

Of course that wasn’t what happened, of course that couldn’t be his end.

[brynn-lear]

I never got too deep into enstars but there are days where I miss Mama 😔

[lastoneout]

To be clear I am not trying to gloat about knowing things other people don't, but ngl I am genuinely surprised so many people were just completely unaware of the fact that Hbomberguy is bisexual cuz like...he is not subtle about it at all.

[tigitaldurtle]

NO ONE can write my faves ooc except for me and the people I've allowed to do so within the confides of my mind....

[leapinarmadillo]

ohhhh. i forgot that people used to say michael was getting surgeries in order to look like diana ross. ugh. i don't think there's anything to that but............ugh.

[calamitydaze]

long tag ramble below u have been warned

[silverselfshippingchaos]

this whole scene always makes me giggle

[envolvenuances]

I will never be silenced about what a huge generation gap there is among women who fuck women when it comes to anal play

[grossillygirl]

I think it's weird you blocked a moot for wanting to fuck, but post abt wanting to fuck ppl who you don't know....

Urm 1. Fantasy vs reality. 2. You dont have the full context at all ☺️ theres plenty of moots who wanted to fuck i declined snd we still get along... The ones i block have done other things that are wrong. I think it's weird that rather than asking a question you made an assumption. You could have said "did you block those moots just because they wanted to fuck?" Snd that wouldve been a bit better tbh