#and I started dying of laughter🤣

[whysamwhy123]

...

Sometimes, you write the first draft of a fic and you feel shitty about it because it is objectively Not Good Writing. And you're not sure it's salvageable at all, and even if it was, there isn't much point in polishing it up because it's for a very random 3-person ship that nobody has written before and you doubt anyone would be interested in, so it doesn't seem worth trying to edit it, let alone post. So you just feel like you kinda wasted your time there.

And then AEW randomly announces that those exact three people are gonna be teaming on Dynamite next week, and you're just like ''...Well, shit, now I have to post the damn thing! And soon?!'' 😭

[mandoriana]

Merlin: Ok, I have a question for you.

Arthur: Oh no, here we go.

Merlin: What would you like to have waiting for you when you come back from a meeting or battle? First, me, all dressed up and looking handsome on the bed.

Arthur licks his lips, imagining the scene, his eyes shining with a touch of mischief.

Merlin: Second, your favorite dinner on the table accompanied by a good wine.

Arthur starts to smile nervously, his fingers lightly drumming on the table.

Merlin: Or third, the news that your schedule is clear and you have the next day off with nothing to do?

Arthur thinks for a moment, his gaze softening as he considers the options. Then, he smiles before turning to Merlin.

Arthur: Any chance I could get a fourth option?

Merlin: Huh? No *laughs*

Arthur: But there should be a fourth option! Which is to come back and find you in a good mood!

Merlin starts laughing, his laughter echoing through the room.

Arthur: That's all I need when I come back from a stressful meeting or battle. Because with you in a good mood, everything is perfect!

Merlin *dying of laughter*: What nonsense 🤣

Arthur: No, but seriously, look, if you're in a good mood, the birds sing, the plants bloom like it's spring, the castle looks beautiful, and everyone is at peace...

Merlin: Don't you prefer the food?

Arthur: No, because with you in a good mood, I already feel nourished, hunger doesn't exist when you're smiling.

Merlin falls back on the bed laughing, holding his belly.

Arthur: When you're happy, I'm happy, the knights are happy, even the horses are happy!

Merlin: Ok, I get it, but out of the three options I gave you, which one do you prefer? Choose one!

Arthur: Just one of the three? Can't I choose the fourth option?

Merlin: No.

Arthur: Well, if that's the case, then I choose the food, a nice dinner would be great after a stressful day 🥰

Merlin crosses his arms, amused, his eyes shining with a mix of fun and affection.

Merlin: Ah, so you prefer the food over seeing me looking handsome waiting for you on the bed?

Arthur: But I have you waiting for me on the bed every night 😍

Merlin: You prefer food over me!?

Arthur: Of course not, Merlin, don't be silly *pulls him into a hug and a kiss, their lips meeting in a tender and passionate gesture*

Merlin *suspicious*: Tell me, what do you want?

Arthur *smiling*: Nothing, just you in a good mood.

Merlin: 🤣

[fandomzwriterk]

Hello! I would like to make a request ^^

Have you ever seen videos of babies trying lemon for the first time? I definitely think Tomas is the type of father who would do that with his baby to see how he reacts. and i think bi-han and kuai liang would give him the lemon by accident 😔

A/N: I feel bad for laughing but yeah I see those videos a lot🤣🤣

Bi Han

-> It was not his intent to have your child eat one

-> In fact Tomas was the one who left a cut one right at the table

-> Absolutely became an over protective father as soon as he heard them cry

-> Handed them to you and immediately threw every lemon, lime, or orange out of the house

-> One day Kuai Liang was looking for an orange since he was staying for a little while but Bi Han told him he threw them all out the day after

-> Believe it or not, Kuai and Bi Han almost killed Tomas, in a panic, for wondering who hurt the child

-> You had to play devils advocate on that fight

-> Kuai felt bad since he and Tomas were there that day

-> Little did you both know, Johnny was nearby with a camera and saw everything

-> Yes, Bi Han came for his head

-> Chills the lemon in water to make a sort of lemonade whenever your child asks for some

Kuai Liang

-> Held back a laugh when it happened

-> Thought if your child ate it on accident, it’d teach them not to eat them

-> Tomas was dying of laughter as your child’s eyes teared up but stayed strong for Kuai

-> Laughed a little with their uncle Tomas

-> Kuai burned anything sour, but not the oranges

(Idk why I just like to imagine Kuai Liang likes Oranges)

-> You were the one with the phone in this situation

-> Kuai started laughing out of nowhere as soon as your child went to bed

-> Said he tried to be strong and gentle so your child wouldn’t cry

-> Cooks oranges to dry them out for your child since they grow up to like them

Tomas Vrbada

-> Waited for your child to grab one that he had cut in half

-> Literally had it on a silver platter

-> He was the one with the phone in this situation

-> Your child was sad for a little while since it was so sour

-> Tomas felt bad for laughing

-> Your child said they were okay after, just that they weren’t ready for it

-> They started to ask for lemons to eat sometimes

-> Tomas once said “The love for sour things absolutely does not come from my side”

-> Tomas likes to eat oranges, and even puts limes in water

-> He showed the video to Johnny

-> Johnny said he was a genius

A/N: I’m so sorry this is not the greatest but I still hope you liked it!! I’m not the greatest at writing things about kids since I’m not a parent 😂😂 (yet)😂😂

[baldval]

I know know this might seem weird but can you maybe write a one shot or something where it’s vox trying to win the reader and he does the cheesy standing outside with a boombox or speaker or something playing a love song? I don’t know what it is but I can see him doing that. weirdly enough I feel like it’d also be funny because I imagine if it was at the hotel and imagine alastor ends up messing with the boombox or speaker and makes it play something embarrassing like baby shark or something saying he’s a loser and he gets all embarrassed and ends up destroying it and regrets it almost immediately

while Angel is making fun of Vox calling him a simp and he (and everyone except Charlie who is trying to hold it in or thinks it’s sweet and romantic)is dying from laughter on how bad it failed 🤣

and poor Vox gets so embarrassed he just zaps away to be made fun of by the other V’s without hearing a response from the reader

and call me a sucker but it ends up being funny and sweet to the reader

SAY ANYTHING!₊˚⊹♡

characters: vox x gn!reader

wc: 714

warnings: cursing, REALLY cheesy but i love it 😭

Vox paced nervously outside the grand hotel, a cascade of conflicting emotions churning within him.

Tonight marked the culmination of countless nights spent wrestling with his feelings for you, and he was determined to lay his heart bare.

He wasn't used to this chasing thing, of course he had flirted with other people before, but usually they all rapidly complied.

However, you deserved more.

You deserved a GRAND gesture.

A rom-com kinda gesture, something you would remember forever.

And there is nothing more romecomish than standing outside playing a love song from his speaker.

This wasn't his type of thing, he had to admit that.

But for you? He would do anything.

Unsure of how he felt, all his focus was on one thing:

"y/n is going to love this"

With a flourish, he raised the boombox high above his head, its speakers belting out a tender love ballad that echoed through the night air.

It was cheesy, he knew that.

But to him, all that mattered was you.

"The fuck is that sound?" Angel asks, looking over at Husk as he shrugs his shoulders.

Vaggie looked out the window. "It's the fucking tv."

Alastor appeared by her side, also looking out the window.

He turned to look at Vaggie, his smile turning even more sinister as he disappeared again.

"y/n this one's for you sweetie." Angel shouts, teasing.

"What is?" You walk down the stairs, towards the lobby.

"Look out the window." Angel stands up from the sofa and accompanies you.

Your heart swelled with affection as you watched Vox standing there, his determination etched into every line of his face.

His heart started pounding in his chest the minute he saw your face on the window, summoning the courage to shout out your name, to let you know just how much you meant to him.

But before he could utter a single word, the music abruptly changed, replaced by the unmistakable sounds of fucking Baby Shark.

A wave of mortification washed over Vox as he fumbled to silence the mocking tune, his cheeks burning with embarrassment. Alastor's laughter rang out from somewhere nearby, followed by Angel's teasing jibes.

"He's such a loser." Angel's laughter bubbled up as he walked away from the window, leaving you there.

You couldn't help but smile at the desastrous, but endearing attempt from Vox.

Vox's frustration boiled over as he struggled to shut off the boombox, his pride wounded by the unexpected turn of events. With a muttered curse, he finally succeeded, but the damage had been done.

As the laughter of the other demons echoed through the hotel, you knew you had to do something. Wrapping a coat around your shoulders, you hurried outside to find Vox, your heart pounding in your chest.

When you reached the spot where he had been standing, you found it empty, Vox having vanished into the night. But you refused to let him slip away without a word.

"Vox?" you called out softly, scanning the darkness for any sign of him.

A moment later, Vox materialized before you, his expression a mix of embarrassment and uncertainty. "I-I'm sorry, y/n. I didn't mean for it to go like that."

You stepped closer, a gentle smile playing on your lips. "It's okay, Vox. I thought it was sweet."

Vox's eyes widened in surprise, a flicker of hope igniting within them. "Really?"

You nodded, reaching out to take his hand in yours. "Really. I appreciate the effort you put into it."

A warm flush spread across Vox's cheeks as he returned your gaze, his heart swelling with joy. "I don't know if you got to hear the song, but what I'd meant for it to be was, kinda like a rom-com, I know you love those so-"

"I know what you meant Vox." Your hand lightly grazed his arm, stopping his rambling.

In that moment, the tension that had hung between you melted away, leaving only the undeniable bond that connected you. With a soft smile, Vox leaned in, his lips meeting yours in a tender kiss that spoke volumes of the love he felt for you.

As you melted into his embrace, the world faded away, leaving only the two of you, lost in the sweetness of the moment.

[awfulwriter123]

Rhea Ripley x Gamer!/Streamer! Reader (Headcanon)

Okay, first time for everything right? God idk why im nervous, guess its just how i am...fuck...

Criticism is okay, just dont be too harsh please? and of course tips on how i can improve would be appreciated ❤️❤️now please enjoy!! (also quick little tip here st/n is streamer name had to come up with something)

. When you two got together, Rhea already knew u were a gamer, she just never knew you were a streamer.

. When asking you "why didn't you tell me?" All you said to her? "you never asked babe."

. Nearly smacked you upside the head for that one.

. Anyway, She always tunes in and watches whenever she can, and she loves every second.

. Watching you focus as you try and get pass a hard boss on a game, or watching while you play Call of Duty from time to time (and try not to rage at it) She finds it cute.

. When she made a Twitch account just to chat in stream, it was funny cause of her name, too say the chat made fun of you a bit for it would be a understatement.

. St/n's_MAMI: Don't rage too much babe, don't want you braking a controller....again.

. You wish your chair could swallow you whole out of embarrassment after that, and the chat was having fun at your expense.

. (Random Username): oh st/n in a mommy's girl!? 😏 St/n's_MAMI: It's MAMI, but yes, yes she is!😊🤣

. When you decided to make Rhea a mod in your stream (which u knew was probably a bad idea off the bat but oh well) you knew she'd be a good mod....and a bit overdramatic at times.

. (random chatter) has been banned by st/n's_MAMI.

. Y/n: Babe, why did you ban them?

.St/n's_MAMI: they said u were trash at the game

. The chat exploded with LOL's and LMAO's and BRUH's, rhea was a GREAT moderator in there eye's.

. When rhea introduced you to the boys of the judgement day, you and dom hit off as he is a big gamer.

. When you and him along with priest decided to play some fun party games on stream together, it was blast and you were dying of laughter.

. So much so that rhea eventually walked in and sat down and watched as you and her friend's had a blast.

. After the stream was over and you said bye to priest and dom, rhea asked if you could show her some games you could get her into and that you guys could play together.

. You decided to not immediately throw rhea in the deep end and deiced to start small, with a fun puzzle game called portal 2.

. Y/n "RHEA!!! I swear to god if you move the portal above the water so i die again, i will hit you!"

. Rhea "Awww, but its hilarious.

. Y/n "NOT TO ME!!!"

. Alot of different clips were made that day of you raging and rhea dying of laughter

. You know, maybe throwing her in the deep end probably would've been a good idea.

[xxoxobree]

Morales twin lil sis forcing them to do a tiktok dance with her and they go viral 🤣

Tik tok reference You sat in your bed bored as usual, mindlessly scrolling through TikTok, laughing and liking videos here and there. It was just another ordinary day, until a video with a familiar song caught your attention. As the two boys on the screen danced along, you couldn't help but sing along with them, a smile growing on your face. “Ya no llores, no me importa tu pasado.”

Inspired by their moves, you knew you had to learn this dance immediately. But you didn't want to do it alone, and fortunately, you didn't have to. With a smile still plastered on your face, you jumped out of bed and headed straight to your twin brothers' room.

Without any hesitation, you barged in. "Wassup losers, learn this TikTok dance with me?" You flopped onto Miles' bed, shoving the phone into his face. He looked at you and began to sing the song too, the lyrics familiar to both of you because of your mother.

"Mmm okay," Miles said, his eyes lighting up with excitement.

Feeling the thrill of this impromptu dance session, you couldn't contain your enthusiasm. You sprinted across the room to your other brother, Milo, determined to get him on board as well.

"I'm not doing that shit, Y/n," Milo said, shutting you down immediately.

"But you didn't even watch it," you tried to plead with him, hoping to convince him to join in.

"Don't need to," Milo replied with a dismissive tone.

Desperate to have him involved too you begged Milo, "Pleaseeeee, Milo.

He sighed. "Alright but hurry up." You squealed, jumping up and pulling them up. You began to teach them the dance moves which seemed hopeless at first. "No, Miles, like this," you said, correcting his moves. "Milo, Mom literally taught us how to cha-cha before we started walking. Are you serious?"

It took a while, but the twins finally got the dance moves. "Okay, now time to record," you said, setting up your phone and putting on the timer, getting into formation. The TikTok went perfect, you thought, as you watched it over and over again before posting it.

"Thank you," you said to your brothers, giving them hugs before walking back to your room. You went to sleep that night not thinking much of it, only to wake up with your video going viral, having over 250 thousand likes and comments. You weren't sure how your phone didn't explode.

Your jaw dropped as you opened the app to check your engagement and comments, only to see most of the comments were about your twin brothers and how good-looking they were. "Till the bed breaks," you read out loud, dying with laughter. "I can take both of them, but not in a fight," you read the next comment. "Ewwww," you said, fake gagging.

You got out of bed and ran to the twins' room to show them all the love they were getting. "Y'all are viral," you said, throwing yourself across Milo, showing him. "What does that say?" he questioned. "Wooowww, they wild," he said laughing. "Holon she bad tho."

"You're disgusting," you said, getting up to show Miles. His eyes just widened as he scrolled, making you laugh. "I'm never doing a TikTok with you again."

[cinnamqnx]

I just wanted to say I stumbled upon your nagi "virtually yours" story today. It's a goldmine - they are all so silly 🤣

I've been sick the past week, and the choking coughing laughter caused by reading was great, even if a little painful. Thank you for the funnies!

omg thank you sm!! i literally started writing it when i was DYING with the flu so i feel you 😭😭 im so grateful you found sm enjoyment out of it since it started off as something so silly but enjoyable for me 🫶🏻

[sammys-magical-au]

Random Star Wars headcanons that just ✨make sense✨ - PART 2!

Bc I’ve thought up MORE since the last post!! And to be honest, I’ll probably have more STILL after this one! I AM MENTALLY UNWELL!!!!

Anakin is probably one of the weirdest people to sleep next to. Anyone who’s slept in the same room with him knows this. Not only does he sleeptalk during Force dreams (he says some pretty cryptic shit when that happens) and occasionally thrash around like he’s fighting for his life, but he usually sleeps with his blanket pulled up over his head and his feet sticking out at the bottom. Mans sleeps like a corpse in the morgue. It is, quite honestly, rather disturbing to see. Obi-Wan nearly had a heart attack the first time he went to wake Anakin up and saw him sleeping like that.

Lionel is a nickname person, and usually likes to come up with their own nicknames for people (hence they call Anakin “Kenni” instead of “Ani”), thus they started calling Padmé “Paddi”, which she found somewhat annoying at first (even more so when Anakin started teasingly calling her that as well) but later found more endearing. Nel has an entire plethora of nicknames for Obi-Wan, ranging from easily explainable ones like “Obi” or “Sugar”, to ones that absolutely no one wants to know the reasoning behind.

Additionally, Lionel has a few other nicknames for Anakin that they use occasionally. “Desert-Boy” is a go-to, for obvious reasons, and “Grumpy” or “Pouty-Pants” is reserved for whenever Anakin makes That Face (you know the one)

Since I established in the last post that Padmé sleeptalks, and I mentioned earlier that Anakin does as well, I’m imagining how hilarious it would be if they did it at the same time. Anakin mumbles something like “T̵h̶e̵ ̶s̶k̴y̷ ̷s̶h̵a̷l̷l̸ ̸s̶p̵l̴i̵t̸ ̶i̷n̶ ̵t̷w̴o̷ ̸a̴n̶d̸ ̵t̶e̵a̶r̶s̷ ̶o̷f̶ ̶b̴l̵o̷o̷d̷ ̸w̴i̵l̷l̵ ̴r̶a̴i̶n̴ ̵u̸p̶o̷n̸ ̶u̶s̷ ̵a̵l̴l̷” and then Padmé will respond like “I dunno, I’ll have to check my schedule to see if I’m free that day. I’ll let you know tomorrow”. Meanwhile Lionel, who was woken up by their talking, is absolutely dying trying not to wake them (or Obi-Wan) up with their laughter, and probably recording it to show Ahsoka and Barriss later.

Less of a headcanon and more of a fact I guess? In part two of my au (Fifteen Years, coming soon-ish, probably, hopefully), Luke and Leia are 14, Ben is 12, Han is 16 and Din is 17. Not sure what age I’d have Grogu being at this point since it’d be set in a different time period, but let’s say he’s at least 30 (bc that’s still a baby for his species)

Din found Grogu a lot earlier in this au as well and still had the Dad Instict take over immediately. Upon meeting Ben & the twins’ parents he shamelessly tells these Actual Adults that Grogu is his son and they’re all like “you’re not even 18 yet????”. I’m envisioning Young Din being a lot like Ballister with Nimona - you’d think he’s a lot older than he is based on looks and how he acts but in reality he’s barely an adult at all and his child is actually older than him by several decades.

And speaking of meeting the twins’ parents; I know some people think Anakin would ironically love Din immediately (as opposed to not liking Han), but I personally don’t think he’d be overly thrilled over Luke’s first real boyfriend either. He definitely warms up to Din a lot faster, but he’s the kinda dad who believes NO ONE is good enough for his daughter OR his son, however Din’s “I love you too, Luke” beats Han’s “I know” any day 🤣

Ahsoka is incredibly affectionate with Barriss. For the first few months after rescuing her and sorting out all their issues, she was practically glued to Barriss at all times. Everyone else thought this was absolutely adorable. Barriss still doesn’t know how to feel about it and gets incredibly flustered whenever Ahsoka acts that way around her (read: all the damn time).

I mentioned in the last post that Lionel and Obi didn’t initially like Han either but then backpedaled with another post bc I realized Lionel would actually more likely warm up to Han pretty fast, and now I think Lionel would absolutely take over as Young Han’s parent and end up roping Obi-Wan into it whether he likes it or not. At first Han is like “I don’t need a damn parental figure” but eventually leans into it and lets himself be loved by this incredibly weird little family that has Claimed him as theirs.

By the way Ben would absolutely love having Han as an adopted older brother. So she can torment him ofc.

Also Ben is the shortest of all the kiddos, by a lot. Makes sense because she’s the youngest but even compared to Luke and Leia there’s still an incredible height difference. The twins sort of got evened out with Anakin’s Tol Genes vs Padmé’s Smol Genes, meanwhile Ben got stuck with Nel and Obi being pretty much the same height and despite both of them being “average” she still ended up Tiny. She is not happy about this at all.

I intend to write a short fic about this one in particular, since it never really got sorted out in TLOLS, but I would imagine Lionel wouldn’t really care that much about Anakin’s whole “not just the men but the women and the children too” thing. Don’t get me wrong, they don’t condone brutally murdering an entire population, but they admittedly have less of a moral compass than Anakin and would be like “well they tortured your mother to the brink of death and then left her to succumb to her injuries so valid tbh, I’d do the same if they did that to my mom” and Anakin would be like “I murdered fucking all of them??? Even the ones that weren’t involved at all??????” and Lionel goes like

“What do you want me to do? You know I’m down for murder anytime, how’s this different?” “NEL.”

I can’t remember how much detail I went into on the last headcanon post, but I’m too lazy to check. I know for sure I talked about Padmé being a good swimmer & loving the water, and may have mentioned Anakin not liking water much (?), but I came up with the Even More Hilarious Idea of Padmé being the only one out of herself, Ani, Nel, and Obi-Wan who actually enjoys swimming, while the other three all have a fear of water to some extent. I’m imagining Padmé in the water near the Varykino Lake House like “come in! It’s lovely :)” and Anakin, Lionel, and Obi-Wan all huddled on the shore like “… No.”

Ahsoka on the other hand would probably dive right in headfirst, no second thoughts about it, like “HELL YEAH WE NEVER HAD OCEANS ON CORUSCANT!!!” and Barriss glances up from the book she’s reading in a beach chair several feet away (bc she too wouldn’t dare go near the water) like “Ahsoka, this is a lake, not an ocean” and Ahsoka just shouts “EVEN BETTER!!!!!”

Although I can see Ahsoka eventually coaxing Barriss into the water in one way or another - meaning: picking Barriss up and making her sit on her shoulders as she wades in until the water touches Barriss’ toes and she straight up screeches like a banshee. Long story short, Barriss was not amused by this idea and Ahsoka learned her lesson about how NOT to get her girlfriend into the water the hard way.

The one thing Ahsoka regretted about not rescuing Barriss sooner was that she didn’t get to see the twins and Ben as babies. However she made up for this by showing Barriss the hundreds - perhaps thousands - of pictures she took of them as babies, bc well, the girl has permanent baby fever and loves kids, and she loves her nieces and nephew with her whole heart. Barriss just sits there with a wonderfully contented smile and says nothing as Ahsoka rambles on about each and every photo, meanwhile Luke, Leia, and Ben are all yelling “AUNTIE SOKA, YOU’RE EMBARRASSING US!!!”

Oh, and the first time Barriss got referred to as “Auntie Barriss” by the kids, she cried. Hysterically. She was literally so happy that these kids saw her as family. Ahsoka had no idea what to do about it so she just ran around wringing her hands and asking what’s wrong meanwhile Barriss Cannot Speak from crying of joy. 🥺

[mintytealfox]

God, I just want to add in to "Orpheus being an overprotective brother" pile here 🤣

Imagine that like one scene where everyone seems to be running from Nightmare in the forest area and Nightmare is just gunning for Norton.

Now imagine this from Norton's perspective when the gigantic bird plague doc monster starts speaking in a loud, garbled voice directly to you "I pAId yOu To kEeP aN eYe On THe jOuRnaLIst, noT seDucE mY SIStEr!"

"Ah- ... Wait excuse me?"

"YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!"

(lol maybe this why Orpheus beat Norton to a bloody pulp in the Da Capo video 😂 /j)

When you're trying to hide the fact that you're the mastermind behind the hunting games, but you can't help but glare and tap your pointer finger against the table in agitation at the prospector you hired sitting across the table when he and your sister are low key flirting while they are discussing something. (Poor Melly is just confused at this point XD)

I apologize for cursing, but hopefully you get what I mean 😅

This practically had me ROLLING in LAUGHTER LOOOOOOOLL IM CRYYYY HAHAHAHAHA

I am STILL dying about the 'I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO SEDUCE HER' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Norton: "I mean, seducing really got me in the most ideal place to keep an eye on her, so you should pay me triple for being brilliant" Orpheus: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

LOL Melly being this fourth wheel just watching and eating popcorn with her bees LOOOOOOOOL Keeping a score in her notebook of who is landing the best passive aggressive comebacks LOL "Orpheus vs Norton"

and Alice just exasperated LOL 🤣

LOL you can curse all you like LOL You're so okay 👏👏

This made my NIGHT LOL Thanks for this 🤣👏👏👏

[greensagephase]

Hi!!!

Well, I only have a few ideas about Miguel and Pavitr, but the thought of the two of them just makes me giggle. Here are some of my ideas:

1- If Pav had been the first one to join the Spider-Society, I could totally see him asking if he will ever grow fangs HAHAHAHA. The look on Miguel would be priceless. I can picture him like "Hey... so... do you know if I will ever get fangs? Because I have a date in two weeks and..."

2- They would have a competition over who can tolerate spice the most. Miguel would lose, and he would never be over it, but he just can't compete with Pavitr in this. To make matters worse, Pavitr would have been against the competition at first, but oh well, Miguel insisted for some reason (probably Lyla teased him), and Pav got competitive in the middle of it

3- Pav would call Miguel "Señor Miguel" without apparent reason. He just... started calling him that one day, and it stuck. Miguel likes it, but Jess teases him about so he pretends he doesn't

4- Pav would learn whatever Spanish he can from Miguel, even copying his accent. His pronunciation is surprisingly good as well. Miguel thought he was mocking him at first, but later found out Pav was just trying to impress his girlfriend by speaking Spanish

5- I think Pav would admire Miguel's intelligence. He just loves how organized and strategic Miguel and wishes he could be more like that. Miguel, on the other hand, feels at ease with how transparent Pav is, but he has conflictive emotions about his spontaneity. He likes it, but sometimes Pav can be reckless, and it gets on his nerves (in a good way, he is just worried about him) Miguel also learns to recognize when Pav is about to improvise in a fight and every time he does Miguel prays that it's a good idea and nothing too bad happens. He also admires how Pav can get along with basically anyone, but he won't tell him that obviously

6- Miguel once was about to make a joke about tea, but Lyla stopped him before he could say anything.

And that's basically it haha. I've been learning to draw Miguel so I can bring these to life, but that will have to wait a bit more. At least I already learned how to draw Miguel's face, so that's something

Anyway, I love your stories so much! And I'm sorry I something feels odd in my writing. English isn't my first language, and it's been a while since I've been in a class. All my knowledge of the English language comes from the internet now, haha

Omg, the fangs headcannon had me audibly giggling at 7am this morning when I read over this before I had to head out!!! The fangs 🤣 No, because I can imagine the way this would go. I can see Miguel, after explaining some things to Pav, asking, "Do you have any questions?" And Pav nodding (he's been thinking about it the entire time), but wondering if it would be rude to ask, but eventually he really wants to know, so he asks the question!! Can you imagine Lyla DYING of laughter? Miguel just stares at Pav, processing the question. Out of everything he said, Miguel thought Pav would be asking things about the multiverse, but no. "Ayy, mijo, no, you're not getting fangs." Miguel holds back from pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration (not at Pav but just like, he didn't think this would be a question for some reason). "This seems to be something only I have. At least from what I've seen." Pav proceeds to look relieved 🤣 and Miguel decides not to let him see the talons for a few days until there's more members so Pav won't be worried about them!!

Haha, the spice competition!! I've never had the opportunity to try Indian food (I really want to but I live in a somewhat remote and small area so I don't have any Indian food restaurants nearby), but I've read that Indian food is on another level of spiciness!! Miguel not getting over it, omg, imagine the grumpy face he must have had (after he recovered) and Pav feeling a little bad about it. Also, Lyla definitely teased Miguel into it. Can you imagine her teasing him about it every now and then? 🤣

Señor Miguel omg - wait, I can see Pav doing this out of politeness!! Because you know, you're supposed to show respect to the elders, so he decides to do it in Spanish. Ok, I love this one so much for some reason!! (We really need this duo - SONY, I BEG YOU!!!)

Pav learning Spanish from Miguel (I definitely think his pronunciation would be amazing!!!) To impress Gayatri 🥺 Do you think Miguel would find it endearing when he realizes? But also, can you imagine Pav learning so much that they begin to have a lot of conversations in Spanish?

Omg, the one with them admiring each other!! I love this one SO MUCH!! Miguel growing worried about Pav every time he decides to be spontaneous, omg 🥺 I wholeheartedly believe Miguel is like this with all the young members, but he doesn't show it these days because of everything that happened

The last headcannon, haha!! I can see this happening with the Miguel from before the events of Gabriella - when Miguel was witty (like in the ITSV credit scene), but Lyla definitely stopped him. She'd probably be like, "Miguel, don't. Just trust me on this one."

I LOVED all these headcannons!!! Thank you so much for sharing them with me!!! 🥹As to bringing them to life - I can't wait to see them!!!! I hope you're drawing is going well!! And I'm so happy that you've learned to draw Miguel's face!! I've also started to draw (because of Miguel), so I understand it's a learning process and wish you the best of luck!! As to your English, don't worry my friend!! Your English is fantastic!!!❤️ And thank you for the support on my writing, it truly means so much to me!! I hope you're doing well, and that you have a lovely day/night!!!

[faceglitchsworld]

It's the third of October, which means that a certain leader is getting old. Very old.

Happy birthday, Bang Chan 🥳

Please, look at the collage I made for him 🥹

AAAAAAH I'm so SOOOOO proud of this one really. This is a perfect summary of what he is fr 😭

I don't have other words to describe it really.

At this point I've just put so much confidence in my choices that I don't even need to explain things at this point 🤣

And now, LET'S GO with the letter.

Oh boy I don't know where to start because this man, this precious man, immediately gave me the impression that he was supposed to be one of the most amazing leaders I would have ever met. We're talking about a man who's ready to make a step back to let the other members shine, someone who will never leave one of them behind, someone who's ready to sacrifice everything for the group. If this is not being selfless then I don't exactly know what this word means.

And it's still a little absurd to me that this man gives all this love to his fans too. I must confess, at first I was a little worried about how open he was with Stays. I got scared, not gonna lie. I got scared that one day he would have said something stupid and that stupid thing would have turned into something very dangerous to him. Was I right? Was I wrong about it? I don't know. Because despite these worries, I think that he almost managed to make his interactions with fans almost safe. Do you remember the entire "You know what else is big?" moment who made everyone chuckle and dying of laughter? Well, my soft side always thought that the "big thing" was his heart. This has a big heart, a huge heart for us.

Also, his interactions with fans gave us the best memes. I made the entire "I DON'T EAT PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLE EITHER!" a mantra of mine 🤣

And of course I can't not talk about how he relates with the other members. Do you think that I would have not talked about it? Of course I would have done it. Probably all of you already know how much he's made fun of every time as an old man but probably all of you also know how much support and love he gives to them every time. I know, I know, all of you are thinking about Felix rn and how much he treats him as a little brother but all of you know that he does it with each one of them. He does it with Minho, he does it with Changbin and Han, he does it with Hyunjin, he does it with Seungmin (yes even with him, the one who makes most jokes about him) and he does it with Jeongin. He just gives them love in different shapes and forms. But it's still love.

And of course I can't not talk about his love for music. The fans who followed SKZ since pre-debut probably already know how hard this man worked and keeps working for it. He even made his insomnia a way to write and produce even much more music. A little dangerous to me honestly but, hey, that's how this man loves his work. He would die for music.

Dear Chan, we reached the end of this letter and honestly, I think you deserve a lot of medals for what you did over these years. Just because you have to deal with us Stays almost every day is already a hard challenge, I wonder how you kept having all this patience with us. Sometimes I think that you should reprimand us much more, or be a little more harsh to us. I think you don't want to do it because you spent almost half of your life to get our hearts' love and now you're afraid to lose us because of this. Or maybe you're just too kind, I don't know 🤣

My birthday wish for you is that this patience will never leave you because we and the other members can be really a big bother. But I also wish that you'll find some time to finally rest and sleep well. And by sleep well I mean actually well, not five minutes and that's it 🤣

Hope you'll spend a great and bright day with the members and...thank you. Thank you for making this amazing group named SKZ.

Happy birthday, little (not so little anymore) wolf 🐺

[afza147]

Queen of tears ep1 short review

I guess it's just me..coz everyone was so down on their divorce on my tl..but I'm laughing hard.

For now it's a lot of laughter🤣 can't wait for next ep where he treating her well maybe coz of the will or because he will free after 3 months coz she dying.

That was such a random not sure if she really dying she look fine I think this is a test probably..plus this is only ep1..and lots of happening..

I don't think she dying but at least hyun woo does🤣🤣🤣

The way he startled when he heard it as he supposed to deliver the divorce paper and his brain start to think🤣

I totally understand hyun woo part ..I would want a divorce too coz he feel trapped plus hae in isn't helping him at all with the family matter nor the business matter.

Glad he have his mother on his side.

The angst during their fight , I know they still love each other maybe again that's a lot of happening in ep1..I hope ep2 will lessen or maybe slow down..or I just go with the flow

Let's just hope I don't drop this drama

[inafieldofdaisies]

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either Cal or Sabrina work :) I wanna know their thoughts on Kit >:3

I hope I did Kit justice, I felt like she wouldn't be too into Calahan's usual modus operandi when he meets new people. 🤣 Sabrina has a little cameo after his snippet, too.

Calahan watched as another guard did his rounds around the cages, when the Peggie was out of earshot, he turned to his right, focusing on the woman that was thrown into the makeshift cells a few hours prior. The braided red hair was the first thing he noticed about her and how perfectly it matched the blood that covered her clothes. He got closer to the bars, lowering his voice as he addressed the newcomer with a smirk he didn't quite feel, but pretending was what kept him going since the start of the Reaping. Hell, even before it. "What are you in for?"

The stranger gave him a quick glance, her stare hardening, and said nothing in response to his joke. "Name's Calahan, yours?" More silence that made him retreat to his usual spot, then her voice came unexpectedly, "You gonna eat that?", she pointed a bloody hand at his bowl of mystery meat, yet another serving he had refused to eat in the recent days of capture. "Nah. I'm watching my calories.", he retorted and pushed the "meal" over to the bars, her arms quickly reached for the disgusting pinkish-red mass and shoved it in her mouth. "Is everything a joke to you, Calahan?", she asked as she wiped her lips with the back of her hand. "Hey, you just ate the most questionable meat in human history. We all survive somehow." "You talk too much." "And you talk too little.", he stuck out his tongue at her as dark laughter emerged from outside of his cage, then combat boots appeared in his sight. He didn't bother raising his baby blues the rest of the way instead continued to stare at the ground, knowing full well who had graced them with his presence. "Careful now, Rookie, this one bites.", Jacob stopping at her door piqued Hartley's interest. He caught the older Seed sending the woman a strange look as he stood in front of her cage. Pride and something deeply carnal was hidden in his cold eyes. Calahan chuckled humorlessly, "I didn't ask about your sex life, Jakey. Or lack of." His words didn't get a raise out of him like they did with John, instead the bastard just shook his head and walked away. "He's preparing another trial." "What's your name?", he tried again. "Doesn't matter." "Why?" "Because soon you will be dead. You won't need my name then.", the woman stated matter-of-factly, "It's my third time." "I have no plans on dying today, sweetheart.", he muttered, counting down the seconds in his head, when no guard appeared for patrol as they usually did, he knew for certain something finally was happening. And sure enough, footsteps hurried in his direction, a familiar voice calling out his name as she worked on the lock of the cell. "Kid.", Sabrina slung the door open, reaching out a hand and pulling him to his feet, "Sorry I'm late." Calahan grabbed the gun that was passed to him as she exited in a hurry and unlocked his newest neighbor's cell next, her eyes softening as she regarded the woman sitting on the ground. "You can come with us." "I'm staying. I'm right where I need to be." "Are you for fucking real?", Calahan asked incredulously. "12 minutes. It takes that long for him to return. You just wasted two in useless chatter.", she retorted. "We have to go, kid." "We can't just leave her." "I'm leaving her cell unlocked. Remember what we talked about.", Sabrina lowered her voice, "It takes a lot to break away. We can't force her. It's how you get caught." She nodded at the woman, "Good luck." and hurried off, rifle readied as she called out, "Move, Calahan." He followed, the final words of the stranger haunting him with their hopelessness and cold conviction as he fought his way out of the vet center side by side with Sabrina. "It's inevitable. He's going to call you right back here when he needs you. And you're going to run to him. You can't escape." I sure as hell won't go down gently, lady. There was always hope, a way out of the darkness. Sabrina had taught him that.

Prompt: Send 💭 to hear my OCs most recent thought about your OC.

Bonus, a teeny tiny snippet from Sabrina too. No clue where this went. 🤣🤣 Who sent her, why she's at the ranch, idk. 🤷‍♀️

Quiet footsteps were the first thing Sabrina heard as she sat on the couch in wait of John to arrive back home. She was immediately on high alert, spotting a difference in how they sounded compared to his, then a dark figure that was definitely not John sneaking up to the stairs came into view and confirmed her suspicion. She reached out, turning on the lamp next to the couch, simultaneously her other hand grasped John's knife from her boot. The light coming on alerted the intruder to her presence. It was a slender redhead, and she was clutching a blade of her own. "I was going to ask if you're here for revenge or for some other reason. I guess that knife answers my question.", Sabrina muttered as the stranger examined her from a distance, unmoving from her spot. "Does it, really?", finally came as a retort. "He's not here either way." "I got the answer I came for already." "Then you can leave.", Sabrina got up, walking over to the same door the intruder snuck in through and opened it, "Whatever issues you have with him, find a different location to raise them at. Especially not around my sister." The woman walked over to her slowly with an unreadable expression and breezed past her on her way outside when she muttered, "You're her." Sabrina didn't bother to ask what she meant by that, instead she shut the door and rubbed her temples, wondering if John was even going to make an appearance that night. Or the talk would have to wait for whenever he would decide to come home. She couldn't help but admit whoever the woman was, she was ballsy and her demeanor screamed danger, it made her worry why she had shown up and left so easily.

[foreverinthepagesofhistoryy]

Not sure if they do wisdom teeth in Europe…but WOTC version.

Alix goes into it being slightly frightened, but after Leonor assures her several several times that the procure is lightening fast and her father (king Cyril) had found the best surgeon in Volograd, she should be as safe as a princess. No pun intended because girl literally had security guards all around the hospital or dentist office.

It’s Sofia who manages to twist the knife, not willingly of course. “Wow!! That’s how big a wisdom tooth is! I wonder how big yours will be”

Or

“Wow that’s a very big drill sir. How much Euros does it cost to own?” We all know Sofía being the science girly she was in school would be very interested in the process. And of course Dr Klangenhalf has no trouble explaining, and Leonor being the dedicated girlfriend she is is like “perhaps we can talk about this after Alix is done with this whole ordeal”

😂😂

The best part is Alix being all loopy and dodging Leonor who is trying her best to keep the gauze in. She’s very careful, constantly rubbing Alix’s fingers and leaving kisses on her cheeks. All till Alix, being very loopy and filled with medication suddenly is like, “excuse me miss I happen to be in a very committed relationship with my girlfriend” . All this with a German accent and endless amount of gauze.

Leonor thinks it’s cute that Alix is so loyal, but it does start to get slightly annoying when she’s trying to protect the girl who is a literal walking hazard with those shaky limbs. Till Sofía meets them at the parking lot, the security guards behind her all ready to get Alix back home.

Alix being loopy would immediately register Sofía as Leonor and suddenly she’s throwing herself at a Sofía, making grabby hands.

Sofia: I’m not-

Leonor: just go with it.

Sofia: I am not pretending to be you!

Cue to the car ride where Sofia sits begrudgingly letting Alix hold her hand as she makes jokes in German that no one understands other than St. John who laughs and replies. Then turns to the two Spanish girls and he’s like, “it’s all very funny. She seems to be more comical when she’s filled with medication. Alix is never so loose”.

Alix a few hours after at home in bed: wakes up to find Sofia holding her hand with a grumpy face

Alix: why are you in my bed? And more importantly why am I holding your hand??

Sofia: you somehow thought I was Leonor in your hazy brain and wouldn’t let go of me. Honestly it was like fighting of a baby kola. I have never feared for my life more than today.

Alix and Sofia: let’s never speak of this again.

😂

NO WAIT BUT THIS IS SO PERFECT!!!! I know I say that with all headcannons BUT SERIOUSLY AAAAH!!! 🤩🫶🥹😂🤣

Sofia just being the CONSTANT third wheel and Alix just being loses and loopy as hell, IM LOSING IT HERE!!! But the fact that she just stayed in bed for the whole time that Alix was out was such commitment! I can see Sofia in the future saying “you owe me” in her little mischievous voice 😏 and Alix being like “yes yes okay” all nervously and Leonor just DYING of laughter because she watched the whole thing unfold. And them in the future watching the video that a videographer took after Leonor hired him to get Alix being loopy on record! Alix being embarrassed while Sofia and Leonor laugh their eyes out! SO GOOD!

Thank you for sharing and sorry this took so long to answer! I will get all of my other WOTC asks out as soon as I can bc I low key hoard them 😣. Thank you all for being patient!

[blackholelynn]

So we're watching Project Runway tonight and OMG we're dying at our own jokes rn 🤣

It all started when Laurence said that she wanted to make a bulletproof vest with a kilt (which is a CHOICE but not the point) and I was just like ????? Wtf??? Are we testing this?? And I mentioned "Okay so Brandon is just gonna....idk pull out a gun and test it?" And @plushslug was like "Oh yeah and then he hits the model's shoulder and goes 'oh I'm so bad at these' and tosses the gun, and the gun hits Brittany in the head and just--" and then she flopped into the back of the couch limply. And I DIED WITH LAUGHTER 🤣🤣

So then Brandon is talking about Rami's outfit and how his left shoulder is his best feature and I once again bust out laughing at my own joke that I said in my head, so everyone else has to wait until I calm down enough to say the actual joke. Which was, "His left shoulder is his best because it's his GUN HAND"

So now Brandon Maxwell is forever the judge with a left gun hand that loves testing bullet proof vests lmaooo

[chloeworships]

GET. THA. BAG. BABEZZZZZZZZZ

🤩

I heard a reggae song this weekend and the DJ said “Missa Brinks” and I started dying with laughter at the confirmation 🤣🤣🤣 This is such an old tune 🎵🇯🇲😂

God will help you 💰 and he’s coming in CLUTCH (that’s the actual type of purse I couldn’t remember)

😅🤦🏾‍♀️

PS. This is for the rappers as well

Maybe it’s time to buy some TECH STOCKS 🤩