blackholelynn

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Twitter seemed to really insanely (Unreasonably) like this one so I guess I will post it here also

I was just silly doodling a strange experience I have and apparently I am not the only person who has it because it's currently at 82 Thousand likes and Climbing and it has boosted my measly little six hundred and seventy follower number on there to like almost 800 and like. I Don't Understand gjfjfhdsg

Edit Hey what the Hell. Don't blow up on TWO platforms that's Illegal. Stop It

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starting a collection

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when i buy something and my bank balance actually goes down

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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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clarification

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Asexual watching monster porn for the creature designs

You want to get off your computer

You want to get off your computer and go here.

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legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don’t have to choose what it is if they can’t make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you’re just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone’s relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that’s what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

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remember how fucking godawful the divergent series was

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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

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