blackholelynn

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[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

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these are my mutuals. they know who they are

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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I love how my mother tells ME how MY job works, like I don't go into that cesspool and work 8 hours all the time 😭 like, miss ma'am, you can't tell me I'm wrong, I LIVE THERE

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I’m not usually one to hop (haha) onto the meme train but I found that comic absolutely delightful.

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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????

Less is horse unless its coffee

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unemployment is the top worst thing to happen to a girl right next to having a job

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new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”

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Not every weird little freak gets the love and admiration they deserve

If you are a weird little freak, thank you for what you do

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hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

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id block and report you in every lifetime

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