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katy-kt-katie · 2 years ago

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Mastermind Chapter 5/9*

Chapter Rating M (Entire Work E) Co-Written with @tofuttim. Read here on AO3 *Remaining Chapters to post daily!

What if I told you none of it was accidental

And the first night that you saw me, I knew I wanted your body

I laid the groundwork and then, just like clockwork

The dominoes cascaded in a line

What if I told you I'm a mastermind?

-Lyrics by Taylor Swift

Despite her tiny stature, Mulder saw Scully enter the airport immediately. She walked with a confident grace that befitted a woman much taller and older than she was.

“Scully,” he yelled from across the airport terminal.

She smiled and walked towards him; causing him to grin back without even thinking about it.

He’d gone home the night before and popped one of his adult videos into the VCR, the desired effect found easily, but he was surprised that images of her smile and her smirk at his question about extraterrestrials, popped into his head as he was coming. The memory of this now had turned him from flaccid to partially erect in the middle of Reagan National Airport on a Wednesday morning.

“Mulder, good morning,” she sighed. Mulder, he thought, amused. So we are going with this last name thing.

He was glad to see that she traveled light, her belongings in one small blue suitcase. His last partner Diana always brought a ton of stuff and he had grown more and more annoyed at dealing with her baggage.

“Wanna grab a bite?” Mulder asked. Scully nodded and followed him.

As they sat in the airport bar, learning each other’s coffee preferences, he felt the same strong energy between them that he had the day before in his office.

“Scully…have we met before?”

“Met? No. I’m sure we haven’t,” she glanced down at her coffee nervously. The profiler in him could tell she was withholding something.

“Are you sure?Never at all?”

“Well…”

Here we go, he thought.

“...I saw you lecture about a month ago at Quantico. I was late and had to sit in the back; I got delayed by a cadet, so I just heard the question and answer. I thought your work sounded interesting.”

“ Interesting, Scully?” he asked, wiggling his eyebrows in flirtation.I have to stop flirting with her. She’s my fucking partner and I don’t need to go through another complicated relationship, he thought.

“Mulder,” she smiled sheepishly, sipping her coffee. “You know how we debated yesterday, throwing out hypotheses.”

“Yeah,” he answered, curiously.

“Well, I basically debated everything you said, to myself, in the back of the room,” she smirked and took a bite of her blueberry muffin.

“Wow,” he said, gasping, “Was the presentation that bad? You disagreed with everything?”

“I liked it,” she smiled; a crumb of blueberry muffin stuck to her left side upper lip. “I just thought there were some rules of physics that should be applied.”

She was using his words; the same words he said yesterday about her thesis.She’s mocking me. I guess she thinks I’m an asshole , he looked down into his coffee. “Oh, okay” he said, defeated.

“Mulder! I’m kidding, it was great. Best instructor lecture I’d heard,” she said, with a big smile across her face.

Mulder noticed how her blue eyes sparkled when she smiled. He considered what she would do if he reached across the table to brush that crumb off, but before he could find out, she had already grabbed a napkin and wiped her mouth clean. Catching himself daydreaming about her again; he sat up abruptly.

She placed her hand on top of his on the table to reassure him, “Although I really did debate you, to myself,” she laughed.

As her hand touched his, he felt their exchange of energy again. His breathing caught and heart raced. His eyes were down, focused on his coffee, so he hoped she hadn’t noticed them shutting as the visions of their hands, working together in various dangerous, happy, sad and erotic situations flashed before his eyes in a millisecond.She’d been at that lecture. It was her, she touched his hand, she was the one eliciting all of these reactions.

Mulder took a deep breath trying to settle himself back down and looked at her. She was panting a bit and her lips were parted. Was she feeling this intensity every time they touched too?

She moved her hand back to her muffin and he cleared his throat, pulling himself together. “But you didn’t talk to me at the end? We didn’t connect?” Mulder asked.

She paused for a moment, busying her hands with her coffee cup. “No, we didn't talk. You had a crowd around you. I took one of your cards and I left.”

“Huh.” That’s interesting, he thought, smiling at her in wonderment.

“Oh, Mulder, we need to go. The flight should be boarding.” She nudged his hand and he felt it again; the spark.

Again as their hands touched she felt it; some otherworldly feeling she’d only ever felt with him. The spark of energy soothed her for a while, but not long enough, as the plane bounced and banked with a weather anomaly, making her anxious upon landing.

As they began to work the case, Scully was fascinated by the odd circumstances of the X-File. But, she quickly realized arguing with Mulder in person was very different than having a one-sided debate with herself in a darkened lecture hall. He was animated and passionate and when she pushed forward science and facts, he became annoyed and impatient.

One thing was clear though, he had her back. He did not question her or her ideas in front of the local law enforcement and he still listened to her suggestions even when he seemed annoyed. She enjoyed his company even when the moments were tense. She felt like she wasn’t alone; like somehow she could already trust him completely. He must have enjoyed her company too, he asked her to go for a jog with him but honestly he looked too damn cute in his backwards hat and sweatpants and she didn’t think she could stand to be around him like that without getting herself into some kind of romantic bind.

Yes, Scully was realizing how attracted she was to him. His intellect, his obsession for the truth, not to mention his athletic body and perfectly chiseled face; she was in trouble . Even though she believed they’d end up together someday, she didn’t want to start their professional partnership by sleeping with him. She needed to stop thinking about her partner in that way, she needed him to take her seriously.

Another thing that was clear to her was she had no interest in moving to Oregon anytime soon. Returning to her hotel room after a second long day on the case, she hoped to warm up as the sheets of cold rain had frozen her to the bone. She curled under blankets as she worked on her report. She never thought she would be using the phrases ‘cannot be validated' or 'unsubstantiated’ so much in her life.

Suddenly the still pounding rain struck another blow to her evening as the hotel room went dark with the loss of power. She sighed, deciding to try to get warm with a bath. As she undressed she felt something odd on her lower back. She tucked her hand under the edge of her panties;it couldn’t be…bumps, like those on Peggy O’Dell?

Not even one full case under her belt and she was panicked. She threw her robe over her bra and panties and raced over to her partner’s room. Without hesitation, she knocked on his door. She was surprised at how quickly he answered it.

Scully stepped into his room, adorned only by the light of several candles. She hesitated for a mere second before loosening her robe and letting the top half fall from her body. She turned to see Mulder staring at her in confusion. She nodded towards her lower back. He slowly moved down her torso, using the candle to light her skin inch by inch, looking for what she was drawing his attention to. His hand reached out as he found the bumps, his fingertips softly grazing her lower back. She gasped as she saw a million visions flash in a second again.His hand on her lower back guiding her out of a room, over and over again. His hand on that spot as he hugs her, holds her. His hand holding her up by that spot as he fucks her against a wall.

She sighed as he continued to stare at the spots.Someday this man is going to fuck me against a wall, she thought, dumbfounded by the picture she’d seen in her mind.

Mulder’s brain short circuited for a moment; she had a beautiful body that she’d apparently hidden under oversized suits. But then, as his hand touched the small of her back, he had visions of his hand belonging there, magnetized to that spot.He was guiding her around by that spot.His hand possessing that spot as he lifted her hips to taste her. These images didn’t feel like hopes or dreams, but instead like prophecy.

What do these visions mean? He wondered, before she interrupted his train of thought. “Mulder what are they?” she asked, nervously.

“Mosquito bites,” he told her, laughing a little to ease her nerves, confident he was right.

He was surprised when she threw herself against his chest in relief.She fits perfectly against me, he thought; Mulder longed to protect her. He could have held her for an eternity, but she pulled away and sat down.

Eventually, he convinced her to lay down in his bed. He amicably sat on the floor.

Only a handful of people outside of his immediate family knew the details surrounding the abduction of Samantha.

So how he found himself pouring his heart out to his new partner, this Scully, days into their partnership was beyond explanation. And yet, here they were; he confided in her all of his trauma and fears, she listened without judgment and showed genuine concern. He worried he was telling her too much; she must have sensed it, as she calmly said, “You’ve got to trust me.”

He did. He didn’t understand it. It took him a long time to trust Reggie or Diana and yet, he found himself completely trusting Dana Scully despite his knowing that she was sent, at least partially, to spy on him. His trust in her was innate and instinctive. He couldn’t explain it, but he just felt he could trust her with anything.

She might think some of his ideas were outlandish and his approach unconventional, but she treated him with utmost respect and devotion as she listened to his personal story.

A phone call broke their discussion and they were off to look into another surprising death.

It felt like they were being led around by their noses. All the evidence from the case was being buried by local law enforcement. Scully was fascinated by the case and she couldn’t imagine working it for one second with anyone other than Fox Mulder, a man she didn’t even know existed until a month ago.

Strange anomalies kept occurring; Mulder tried to convince her they’d lost nine minutes in the rain and as they debated that, their sedan came to life on its own after stalling on the side of the road.

The discussion continued as they stood in a cemetery, bantering, in pouring rain in the middle of the night. Who does that? She thought. Who likes to debate this much? She yelled and questioned and rolled her eyes and finally laughed hysterically at this man. If our arguments are this explosive; so much so that we ignore this torrential downpour, what would our sex be like? She wondered, giggling as that image of him fucking her against a wall came back to her mind’s eye.

She closed her eyes as he drove and she felt her gut telling her: this man was her soulmate. It felt like divine revelation.

She thought he must feel it too. He’d known about her for less than a week and he still chose to open up to her about his sister’s abduction, something he said was very private.

He was everything she felt during that initial lecture; brilliant, confident and gracious, while also somewhat vulnerable and insecure. She wanted to protect him from whatever was afflicting him. She wanted to fuck him too. Her brain kept circling back to that thought.

I have to be patient, Scully thought; keep laying the groundwork. Our time will come.

#today-in-fic #the x files #dana scully #fox mulder #msr #pilot episode #taylor swift

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ladymatt · 3 years ago

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Writing Tag Game

😘 I was tagged by the impressive @la-muerta! Thank you, lovely!

No pressure tagging: Any mutuals that want to take part! (I know TGs aren’t everyone’s favourite thing, so no worries if you don’t want to!)

How many works do you have on AO3?

What’s your total AO3 word count?

67,208

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Driving Him Insane - (Malec / Rated M / 1,504 Words)

Magnus Bane is a celebrity whose press tour has brought him to New York for a week long stay, but the only pressing he's interested in is what can be applied to his ever-polite, handsome-as-hell chauffeur, Alexander. With only one more night in the city, will he get the chance to steer their professional relationship in a new direction and take this need to taste him up a gear?

Your Full Attention - (Malec / Rated M / 1,804 Words)

Waking up in the arms of his boyfriend, Magnus Bane, was always something to savour for Alec Lightwood.....when he had the time. Unfortunately for them both, on this occasion a Clave meeting prevented a proper 'Good Morning!' With an appointment arranged for the 'Head' of the Institute to shake hands with The High Warlock Of Brooklyn later that day, he should have known Magnus would still make him pay for choosing the Clave over his cock!

The Pleasure (And Pain) Of Your Company - (Malec / Rated E / 2,902 Words)

The only thing that frustrates Magnus Bane more than the company's temperamental tech is one Alec Lightwood, the man supposedly in charge of fixing it! Which leaves their bodies' traitorous compatibility as the only means of reliable communication between them!

Santa’s Little Helper - (Malec / Rated T / 10,941+ Words)

After a visit to the cinema with his son Max and goddaughter Madzie, Magnus Bane accompanies them to the wonderfully festive Christmas Fair where he discovers that he has a Christmas wish of his own for Santa!

Wake Up Call - (Malec / Rated G / 500 Words)

When Magnus wakes to find last night's booze-fest hasn't drowned those unrequited feelings for his long-term roommate, a message recorded (and promptly forgotten) in a moment of painful desperation, lays out far more than just French toast on the breakfast table!

Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

I do, because they have invariably MADE MY DAY, and I want to say thanks for taking the time to send them!

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Although it doesn’t necessarily have an angsty ending but a sad theme in general, I would have to say my Widower Alec ficlet, To Us, You’re Still Here! Broke my heart to write it but hopefully the happy memories and lasting love are a balance for the grief!

What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

Aside from my previous answer, all of my fics have happy endings, but the sappiest would probably have to be Love, Spoken And Unspoken because few things are more romantic than exchanging poetry quotes, imo!

Do you write crossovers? If so what is the craziest one you’ve written?

I don’t, and I can’t say I have the urge to either - it takes a more deft touch than mine to blend two worlds successfully!

Do you write smut? If so what kind?

On occasion, though it’s more of the blink-and-you-miss variety! I’ve read some intimate scenes that managed to hit that sweet spot combination of intoxication, realism and humour, and I aspire to one day do the same!

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge!

Have you ever had a fic translated?

I was once asked permission for Your Full Attention to be translated into Portuguese, but I’m not sure if it was actually done because they didn’t respond to my request for a link!

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, I haven’t - and given how I write at a pace that would probably frustrate the hell out of a co-writer, no matter their saintly patience, that’s never likely to happen either! I much preferred being a beta (of the informal kind) that bounced ideas with friends looking for another perspective, tbh, than a stressed out writing partner to someone!

What’s your all-time favourite ship?

Malec Forever, Baby!

What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

On a bad day, the answer is all 7 of them - but on a good day, the answer is I KNOW I’ll finish all 7 of them because I’m a damned completionist and stubborn as hell!

What are your writing strengths?

I’m confident in my ability to write humour, innuendo/word play is second nature to me, inserting gestures of casual affection wherever humanly possible, composing a decent summary, and delivering details in a pretty turn of phrase that hopefully avoids purple prose!

What are your writing weaknesses?

Dangerous question to ask a self-doubter, but I’ll go with too-long sentences, not trusting the reader to visualise the scene I’m badly describing so I overcompensate by plotting each touch, step and position instead (which is a failure of trust, I know), and sometimes rushing my endings!

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

Uh, I have none, really? Author’s choice, I suppose, although accuracy would need to be a high priority, I imagine!? I’ve had no problem with reading snippets of dialogue in languages that are foreign to me personally, and on the one occasion I myself needed to include a translation of a Spanish lullaby into English for a story, I sought help from native speakers!

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Shadowhunters is (almost certainly) the only fandom I can see myself writing for because, no matter how much I enjoy other shows and films (and I DO, even though it appears I’m stuck in a SH-only bubble), I simply don’t feel the urge to explore other ships/characters outside of their canon in the same way I do with Malec! They continue to capture my imagination as a special couple, and as individuals, and until that fascination is somehow exhausted, I’ll keep writing about them!

What’s your favourite fic you’ve written?

Made All The Difference is one I’m particularly proud of because it’s more introspective and structured than my other stories, and the closest I’ve come to a character study of Alec (whilst being able to indulge in Malec moments that complement his train of thought throughout their evening together)!

#TagGames #Thanks la_muerta #Took longer than I expected #But fun!#WritingTagGame #Apologies for the long post #Also WTH is '31' SO BIG?!

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dramioneasks · 4 years ago

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Christmas Fics (2020) Part 1:

The Patrol Schedule by wish123 - T, one-shot - After a slight shake of his head, he turned back to her. “Granger, I’m not looking to get into it with you this year. If there’s any barrier to us working collaboratively, I can tell you right now that it’s going to be you.” She felt a fire light throughout her body at the audacity of his statement. Not an ounce of trust stirred in her in response to his words, and she suppressed the thoughts that tempted her to reflect on whether there was any truth to them. Still, the last thing she would need is if he ran off to McGonagall and insinuated that she was the one refusing to work with him. “Fine. You can start by handling the patrol schedule for this month.”

My hands are shaking from holding back from you by weestarmeggie - M, one-shot - It's Christmas Eve at The Burrow and Hermione's waiting for everything to kick off. "That will be Harry and the boys." Hermione nodded, as they stepped into view. She stood suddenly. "What are you doing here?" "Well, Granger," Draco Malfoy said, stroking a hand through his hair as he met her glare with one of his own, "it's nice to see you too." Complete, oneshot, PWP.

Dramione Christmas Drabbles by brokenstitches - K - A collection of Dramione drabbles to get you in the mood for Christmas!

Forgive and Forget by WeStanNiceDursleys - T, WIP - "You're such an idiot!", she screamed.He smirked. "But I'm your pretty idiot, love."-Draco and Hermione...how do I even start? What they had until the Battle of Hogwarts wasn't pretty, to be honest. Insults and sneers were exchanged, and it seems as if nothing changed after Voldemort died.But what if Hermione and Draco bump into each other a couple times because of what looks like pure coincidence before those moments turn into planned meetings? It's not as if a Malfoy had anything better to do than to bump into a mudblood, right? And did a muggle-born really not have other business to attend than talk to a former death eater?

The Color of Christmas by Carbon Dated - K+, WIP - Red and green. Only fitting the most opposite of houses have these as their colors: Gryffindor and Slytherin. And there is one, best time of year to see these two remarkable colors, co-existing harmoniously. Christmas. A short, 5 part Dramione story for when Hermione and Draco are stuck at Hogwarts for the holidays.

Seduction Schedule by OnceAlways - not rated, one-shot - Draco and Hermione work on their final Muggle Studies assignment before the Christmas break. An unfortunate lyrical misunderstanding could cause a setback in his plan to befriend and ultimately seduce Hermione by graduation.

Chestnuts Roasting Over The Open Firewhiskey: A Hogwarts Christmas Tale by PTwritesmore - M, WIP - Theo Nott is worried about his best friend and takes a desperate measure to save him from taking the mark. Will Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger survive Christmas at Hogwarts while dealing with the consequences of his friend's decision?It's a HBP, canon divergent, dramione Christmas story!Characters are not mine, etc.

Mistletoe Misery by LongTimeNoRead K, one-shot - Dumbledore had been threatening to do something to promote House unity for almost a month. If the mistletoe above her was any indication, it meant that he had finally done it, and she was the first victim. Hermione/Draco Oneshot

Mr. Malfoy's Lonely Hearts Christmas Party by dirtymudblood - E, one-shot - It was quite simple. If you wanted to meet your soulmate, you attended Draco Malfoy’s Christmas celebration.Ms. Hermione Granger, Mr. Draco Malfoy formally invites you to a Christmas celebration to be hosted at his residence, Malfoy Manor, December the 25th at 6 p.m. Please arrive by floo in the main parlour. Dress code is black tie preferred. Mr. Malfoy hopes to see you soon.

First Christmas by Jezzi.tofadeawayagain - K+, one-shot - Hermione and Draco are married per a Ministry Decree. They are distant, live separately, and only meet once a week for lunch. Although Draco is trying, Hermione remains cold. Perhaps preparing for their first holiday gathering at her parents' house will help to melt the ice?

Gifted by Elliac77 - M, one-shot - Hermione arranges a Yule party in the eighth years’ common room, with alcohol flowing and a Secret Santa gift exchange. What could go wrong? Eighth year at Hogwarts, festive oneshot, with Dramione fluff aplenty.

An Inconvenient Flutter by niffizzle - T, one-shot - With Christmas just one week away, Hermione heads to Hogsmeade to complete her holiday shopping. She doesn’t expect to run into Malfoy along the way. Now, there will be one more person joining them for Christmas dinner.

The Holly and The Ivy by dirtymudblood - M, 3 chapters - “Actually,” Hermione interrupted, “I’m so glad because… because I’ve been seeing someone too and I was going to ask how you’d feel about me bringing them to the Burrow.” Ron’s jaw dropped and Hermione’s fingers tingled. Take that, Ron. “Who?” He shouted, bewildered. She hadn’t thought that far ahead.

The Peppermint Problem by maraudersaffair - T, one-shot - Professor Malfoy has an allergic reaction to peppermint candy canes. Healer Hermione to the rescue!

Draco and Hermione’s Mistletoe Mania by toxicblondie - G, WIP - Hermione and Draco have been coworkers at the Wizard Legal Aid Agency for the past five years. Their only form of communication takes the shape of angsty e-mails and childish office pranks. Tired of their attitude, their boss assigns them to the newly created Party Planning Committee and tasks them with the organisation of the annual office Christmas Party. Will they manage to avoid setting their office building on fire?

#Christmas #dramione

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lilolilyr · 3 years ago

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Tagged by @ongreenergrasses, thank you!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

Way over 300! Tho it feels like it's been at 300sth so long by now, it'll be weird to look at once it hits 400 :D

Btw, funny how this tag meme asks for so much stuff that can be looked up by just... looking at my Ao3... without asking for any commentary by me? Lol

Anyhow, rest under the readmore bc this is 20 questions and Long!

Personal post - do not reblog

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

995596 - just a few more ficlets or 1 longer fic, and I've got a Million! Hey, maybe I should try to write one with... 4404? (I'd need to ask a calculator xD) words exactly... not rly a hardship with how many drabble exercises (exact wordcounts, 100 is the most used, I also do 200, 500, longest was 10000 exactly lol) I've already done... we'll see!

Over 400k for this year alone, and over half of that is my actual writing (not translations etc), I'm so proud! Last year I only barely hit 200k and that included a lot of translating work

3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Again, one could look this up in my works filtered - sorted by kudos? But all three of my incubus!jaskier witcher series are in it, part 2 of the series is highest with 1091 kudos, then a Venom halloween oneshot, and 'Belonging', a fluffy snake-crowley piece from my ineffable spouses series (yes, sth with under 1k words - 666 to be exact - is in the top 5... my poor longfics lol)

4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

...I try to? But atm I have 202 unanswered (and I always click 'mark read' on replies so these are all comments on my own fic) even tho I told myself I'd not let it get past 200, and now I'm doing a tag meme instead of replying to anything so ummmm

Edit: 203 unread now

But I do love love love all the comments I get! And while atm it's still semi-manageable, if it ever gets to the point where I really can't manage to reply to everyone cause it's too much, i'd rly take that as a compliment lol :D I'd still try to reply to the longer and/or more thought through comments tho :)

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

*thinks* I have an MCD fic? But not only is that very much a case of ~posting a draft version that's barely in complete sentences insgead of taking the time to turn it into a real longfic~, I also just killed off the mlm couple I only semi care about and left the wlw couple with a happy/hopeful (rly don't remember) ending, so... hm idk whether that counts for angsty ending

Apart from that... I dunno, I just prefer my babies to be happy and fluffy? *.* i remember a mirror milippa in the mirrorverse one where in the end Michael is worried about lying to Philippa about her identity... there are some angsty TOG and Gomens ones but I think they end happy-ish (my memory is. Bad. but looking through my 'angst' tag I just saw a lot of h/c and 'angst with a happy ending')

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

They're all happy???!?

7. Do you write crossovers? If so what’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Ahahahahahhahahaahaha

Check this out

I need you to know that all the works in that collection take part in the same universe (or rather, multiverse), and are alltogether just scratching the surface of my gigantic headcanon multiverse that I've been building in my mind since I was like 10

Actual crossovers other than that I don't remember writing

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Yeh but I only remember clicking 'delete comment', as it should be

Recently I've just gotten a bunch of 'you Need to continue this' and 'omg why isn't there more' or 'this shouldn't end' type comments, not hate, probably not meant maliciously, but So Annoying (maybe espesh bc I don't want to just hit delete on these, but I also don't want to pretend it's fine, but I also don't have the energy for a fight, and trying to explain why that behaviour is entitled and annoying and that I write what I want to write and nice comments should praise what I actually have written, and hoping that they understand and don't get mad is... hard.)

9. Do you write smut? If so what kind?

Check out my rated E and rated M in my works

Mostly femslash lately, but I did also write other smut in the past

Most is a bit dominant/submissive play, but I do also like good fluffy smut with feelings! Best in combo, really :D

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not in the sense of pretending someone else wrote it (that i know of), but posted to other sites without my permission - writing 'don't repost to other sites' etc did Not help, they even copied those tags lol, so I just let it be, choosing my battles wisely etcetc, I'd prefer for my fic not to be cross-posted by others bc then I can't edit or otherwise influence the fic anymore and don't see everyone's reactions to it, but as long as it's not someone pretending they wrote it, I only semi care, not enough to fight it tbh

PSA: I Only post fics to Ao3 (and WIPs/prompt fills to tumblr&discord at times), if you see them somewhere else that's Not Me and you'd do me a favour by checking them out on ao3 and kudosing&commenting there instead :)

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yup, one to Russian a while back, a floreleine (Gunpowder Milkshake) one to Korean just today actually, and I translated a bunch to German myself

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I made a TOG fic together with @cinnamonplums, well mostly I wrote and she made the art :D

Trying to remember whether I ever actually co-wrote anything... don't think so?

13. What’s your all time favorite ship?

Don't make me choose!!!

Atm Milippa is OTP bc I'm busy writing them for @discoveryfemslashfortnight (this is not a post to reblog for the fortnight), but I'm also still rly into Floreleine, Bering&Wells and Andromaquynh and Andronilynh, and I read a lot of Mirandy lately

All-time favs I'm not rly active in atm but will always be dear to me are the ineffable spouses, clintcoulson, heistwives, gosh so many more I'll stop here tho xD

14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

A Heistwives Kinda Job immediately comes to mind

I also rly want to finish at least one cohesive original-ish storyline for the lverse that I already linked for the crossover question above, but I just have so much backstory (it's been over 10 years!!!) and it's... hard...

And everything else that's still WIP and untouched for more than a few months will probably have the same fate lol

Also have a few that haven't even seen the light of day at all, most recent a Mirandy ~what if Andy had been pregnant when Miranda hired her and how would it change the entire storyline~ bit - I wrote it in bulletpoints in one go as quickly as I could, I know I had the finished product in my mind, I don't remember anything now and don't feel like going through the bulletpoints painstakenly filling in the blanks

15. What are your writing strengths?

Writing one-shots quickly in one go

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

Forgetting everything about a fic if I leave it in a draft for a second too long

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

There are many ways to go about it, and I think they all work (depending on the fic and the length and relevance of the dialogue)

I tend to leave single sentences as is, and for longer and important sequences use cursive and 'they said in xylanguage'.

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

The Hobbit apparently? I remember thinking that fic was so long lol, it's 3k

19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to?

Kat/Ana from Reef Break, they have Such Shippable Chemistry, and it would totally fit Kat's player personality to bang both siblings (she's canonically friends with benefits with Ana's half-brother)... but the ship has one (1!) fic on Ao3 *cries*

20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

TOG Andromaquynh longfic In Your Stead has had the title since last year and probably for a while to come! I loved the story idea so much I really worked with several drafts and only! worked on that fic until it was finished so I wouldn't get distracted & forget about it, and the result was wonderful.

Tagging, if you want to do it, @sarah-fiers @purlturtle @cookie-sheet-toboggan @ussjellyfish @onaperduamedee @startrekgeorgiouery @rosalie-starfall @lonely-night @banashee @xvnot15 and everyone else who sees this

Questions to copy:

1. How many works do you have on AO3? 2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos? 4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? 5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? 6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending? 7. Do you write crossovers? If so what’s the craziest one you’ve written? 8. Have you ever received hate on a fic? 9. Do you write smut? If so what kind? 10. Have you ever had a fic stolen? 11. Have you ever had a fic translated? 12. Have you ever co-written a fic before? 13. What’s your all time favorite ship? 14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? 15. What are your writing strengths? 16. What are your writing weaknesses? 17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic? 18. What was the first fandom you wrote for? 19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to? 20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

#tagging meme #tagged #mine #ongreenergrasses #ao3 tag #ao3 link #lilolilyrae #sept'21 #personal #Personal 2021 #28.09.21

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rosethornewrites · 3 years ago

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Fics I read this week

Some of these may have been read earlier than a week ago, but I tried to keep it contained. Not sure I’ll keep this up, but I’ll try.

Finished:

Rated E:

the origin of change, by kissteethstainred, rated E

Lan Xichen said, “Time for regrowth and mourning is, of course, the most important. But there has also been a—frequent—discussion of marriage.” He paused to drink more tea. He almost seemed apologetic when he added, “Your name has been brought up often.”

“For marriage,” Lan Wangji repeated.

Except with Wei Ying in the picture, nothing goes exactly as planned.

Opportunity, by brooklinegirl, rated E

Lan Zhan is jostled slightly and he turns in his seat to see a harried-looking man squeezing in next to him. There isn't an empty seat there, and the bar is quite crowded. "Sorry," the man says, sounding out of breath. "I know I'm all up in your business, I'll move, I promise, I just—" He blows his breath out. "I'm going to lose this seat next to you, that dude over there has been eyeing it, and it's mine as soon as this guy leaves.”

Rated M:

Oxymoron, by feline_somnambulist, rated M

Jiang Yanli was in the kitchen. She hummed softly along to music being played somewhere else in the house, as she shuffled carefully back and forth from the prep table to the giant vat of soup. The house smelled like pork rib and savory broth. As always, she was beautiful in her element, a goddess of her domain despite the limp and the leg brace.

Her phone rang just as Jiang Cheng entered the kitchen. She saw him and smiled as she made her careful way to the phone on the wall-mounted charging station.

Jiang Cheng put the stack of paperwork down on a counter. He got to the phone first, picked it up. It was Lan Wangji’s number. He rejected the call and put the phone in his pocket.

“A-Cheng? Is everything okay?” Jiang Yanli asked, a frown creasing her brow. “Who was that?”

It Ends With the Beginning, by feline_somnambulist, rated M

They fight. They part. Jiang Cheng is hurt. Wei Wuxian comes to help. Wei Wuxian runs. Jiang Cheng is tired of chasing. They fight.

Until The End, by abCEE, rated M

"When I -- when I tied my ribbon around our wrists, I knew what I was doing and I privately honored it." Wei Wuxian's brows continued to meet as he tried to understand where the conversation was going until realization dawned on him. "Wa -- wait! Lan Zhan, is it what I think it is?!!" "It is usually done at the end of a wedding ceremony --" "What-" "But it could have been acknowledged as an engagement." "Lan Zhan!" He cannot believe what he is hearing now. "But my ancestor revealed herself --" "And we bowed… three times. We bowed, Lan Zhan!"

In which wangxian are married since the Cold Pond Cave incident, knows how proper communication works, and had confessed in the middle of the Sunshot Campaign. Things went spiraling up and down from there.

Rated T:

as it should be, by Sienne, rated T

Post-canon Lan Qiren time travels to before the Cloud Recesses lectures. The Cloud Recesses are quiet and peaceful, something his home hasn't been in years. ...In fact, it is too quiet and peaceful.

Judgment Day, by Grace_Logan, rated T

Cornered Wei Wuxian sees only one way out after cluing in on the Jin's plan.

Welcome To Gusu, by perkynurples, rated T

Deep in the lush forests of Gusu hides an aging resort that hosts dozens of children every summer for an unforgettable couple of weeks. It’s where Lan Wangji grew up alongside Wei Wuxian, and when his childhood friend (for the lack of a better term) surprisingly returns years later in the position of Senior Counsellor, seemingly hell bent on causing the same kind of mischief that got him kicked out of Gusu in the first place, but also taller, broader and tanner than ever before, Lan Wangji knows he’s In Trouble. Or, this fic has it all: longing looks over campfires, found family dynamics, ill-timed skinny dipping, teenagers inappropriately shipping their counsellors, camp weddings...

Therapy is a Performative Act, by cinder1013, rated T

“What does your dad think of your comedy?”

“Oh, he hates it, but it pays the bills and I need it to pay for my goddamn fuckin’ therapy.”

Jiang Cheng stumbles into being a stand-up comic and his favorite topic is dear ol’ dad.

sorry, i love you, by moon_thief, rated T

lan wangji was practically seething as he watched it happen. what kind of person could be so careless, unruly, undisciplined-

and then their eyes met.

oh. oh.

Tremble a Prayer, by cqlorphan, rated T

They kiss, and Lan Wangji regulates himself. There are no tears pricking at his eyes. There is no lump in his throat. His hands are undressing Wei Ying, and then Wei Ying’s hands are on his hands.

“What is it?” Wei Ying says, between kisses.

Even with Wei Ying back, Lan Wangji's sadness overwhelms him at times. He tries, and fails, to keep it from him.

The Quiet Work, by ShipsAreLaunching, rated T

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian get a summons for help from a minor clan in Gusu. When they go to investigate they find a horrible truth, and do what they do best.

Rated G:

Ink Stains Not So Ignored, by Preludian_Staves, rated G

Qiren found something that he still couldn't bring himself to ignore about his youngest nephew's husband.

I’d buy a big house where we both could live, by failed2be_chill, rated G

“Ah, so you want to play with the rabbits and enjoy their soft fur and silly little nose twitches while your poor husband toils in the heat of the day with hammer and nail doing exhausting manual labour. I see how it is. It’s a good job I love you, huh?” Wei Wuxian kisses his husband’s soft cheek.

“Mn, very good.”

---

Or, married WangXian embrace the practical and symbolic joys of home ownership. Domestic bliss.

Family, by Speechless_since_1998, rated G

Jiang Cheng blinked as his brother while he played with the baby he was holding.

He hoped he had misunderstood, but he had proof that it was true right in front of him.

So he did the only sensible thing that came to mind, "Wei Ying, what the fuck ?! '

"A-Cheng, language!" Shijie scolded him with a stern look.

"A-Jie, you can't really accept such a thing!"

"Why not? He is so cute!" she said, making funny faces at the child, totally in love with him.

Was it possible that he was the only one with a bit of mental sanity left?

A Lonely Guqin (No More), by Asphodel_Meadow, rated G

Wei Wuxian is the first person who makes Lan Wangji want to have a duet.

piercing, by escapingaugust, rated G (read the tags)

Stolen Midnights, by hinotoriii, rated G

There are nights where sleep eludes Wei Wuxian. Where the demons of his past are too loud in his mind, reminding him of that which he could never forget, second life or not.

Unfinished:

Not Rated:

Disclosed Regrets, by zLanWuxian, Not Rated

The majority of the cultivation world are pulled into a room that suspiciously resembled the burial mounds. (Their golden cores were sealed too. As to why, nobody knew.)

They are invited to watch Wei Wuxian's life.

What will they do when they find out everything they believed was a lie?

(Or: The characters of Mo Dao Zu Shi watch Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Rated E:

Where You Fell, by Sweet_William, rated E

Years ago, Lan Wangji was a Senior in high school, readying himself for graduation and the coming years studying at the Gusu Lan Institute of Music. Everything in his life made sense, from his role in his family, to a future as a classical musician. The only thing that didn’t fit was the sudden epiphanies he had about himself brought on by his bothersome and flirtatious classmate, Wei Wuxian. When the growing attraction and friendship was cut short by the other boy’s disappearance, he mourned what could have been, but ultimately had to move on. What he didn’t know was that fate would bring them back together again one day, or the reality of how far apart two lives can diverge, how some can find peace and prosperity, while others can fall farther than he ever imagined.

A Narrow Bridge, by FrameofMind and Jo Lasalle (Jo_Lasalle), rated E

Once, Lan Wangji made a choice to step aside. Ten years after Wei Ying’s death, he finds a way back to choose again.

Setting fire to our insides, by StarsAlignNomore, rated E

Lan Wangji dies after the thirty-third strike. Lan Xichen does not handle it well.

*fleabag voice* This is a fix it.

Rated M:

Live Again, Love Anew, by kkanime5555, rated M

“Lan Zhan.” Wei Wuxian finally speaks up.

“Mn.” Lan Zhan hums to show he’s listening.

“I think we traveled back in time.”

...

“I’ll go, Lan Zhan. I’ll come to Gusu with you.”

-----

Or,

Lan Zhan and Wei Ying are soulmates and, upon Wei Ying's death, they are sent back to when they first met as kids on the streets of Yiling. From there, they both are taken to Gusu, where they are raised together, gradually learning of their shared feelings and finding out the mystery of who sent them back in time and why, all while planning how to save the world, preferably with all their loved ones left alive.

A Torn Red Ribbon, by shiroakuma, rated M

The night before they marched into the Nightless City, Lan Wangji was invited to join Wei Wuxian in his tent.

Unbeknownst to him at that time, it became their last real conversation.

In which, a resounding victory against the QishanWen Sect is won seemingly at the cost of Wei Wuxian's life. Lan Wangji still spends some time being heavily injured. Lan Xichen tries to pick the pieces left behind by the war. The Jiang Sect is renowned thanks to the revered Wei Wuxian and the cultivation world is plagued by unknown forces while Lan Wangji meets with Wei Wuxian in his dreams.

Sacrifices Made with Blood, by NocturnalFriend, rated M

Lan Wangji knew it was too late, there was too much blood on Wei Ying's hands already. Still, if he asked his brother for help, surely. There was a way to rescue the man who held his heart?

Or: Trust is not easily given and all to easily shattered. Lan Wangji learns this in the worst way, when Lan Xichen gives into the demands of the cultivation world. Although nobody could have predicted the whims of fate, giving them another chance at righting things.

What makes you sing?, by Fictio, rated M

Madam Yu was never known for her matchmaking skills but she was known for her inherent meddling. Though it still came as a surprise, when on one fine Saturday afternoon, she called Wei Ying and set him up for a blind date.

There She Rose, by Aiiiru, rated M

Many years had passed yet whispers and gossips about YiLing Matriarch still stayed alive like unruly weeds refusing to die.

"That damn Wei Wuxian must have cursed this year's harvest with 'unkillable' locusts" "But Wei Wuxian had died right?" "Didn't you know that her body wasn't found?" "I heard some cultivators saying that during the chaos, some people saw her leaving in a sword, flying away with someone else." "That must be the demon with whom she signed a contract, a female challenging three thousand or was it five thousand cultivators by herself? Hah!! She definitely has ties with evil creatures and ghosts." "I heard from my cousin in Yunmeng that YiLing Matriarch was born shameless." "Some say she was a male but took female form to seduce the ghosts of burial mounds and gain power by starting demonic cultivation" "Shhh! Don't talk so loudly! My cousin knew a man who loudly gossiped about Yilling Matriarch only to be cursed to death the next day"

Visitations, by Vir_Abelasan, rated M

"Wei Ying-" Lan Zhan says, stutters, "I'm sorry."

And now Wei Wuxian sees it, the red rimming Lan Zhan's eyes, the rumpled edges of his blazer. There is an old, familiar urge for him to reach over, to hold Lan Zhan's hand and smooth his hair, to tell him that everything will be fine.

"We're all a bit sorry about this, I think," he says instead, and finds that he means it. For Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji and everyone else in that Guanyin temple, the pain must be unbearably fresh, like skin just flayed open. But Wei Wuxian's chest had been cracked open a long time ago, his wounds licked and cauterized and sewn shut over five long years - Ever hurting, but a dull, constant ache, "It's really alright, Lan Zhan."

Five years after being accused of corporate espionage and losing everything, the Guanyin Scandal breaks open and Wei Wuxian finds a familiar face at his door.

Kiss My Wounds, Bless My Scars, by Pegunicent, rated M

When he is sixteen, Lan Wangji makes a choice. He becomes Wei Ying's bride.

Rated T:

the one where Jiang Yanli visits (and she's a fucking goddess), by ShippersList, rated T (part 4 of a series)

Wei Wuxian’s sister was a fucking goddess so it was a travesty she wasn’t being fucked like a goddess deserved.

Luo Qingyang decided to do something about it.

(Also, family feels and some plotting but that's beside the point.)

obscured in the shade of the willow, bathed in the light of the moon, by cloud_wanderer, rated T

Wei Wuxian leaves the Burial Mounds for the first time to attend his martial brother's wedding, and everything changes from there. (a.k.a. a universe in which Nie Huaisang schemes to thwart Jin Guangshan's plans and ends up saving Wei Wuxian and the Wens in the process)

Wei Wuxian meets Xiao Xingchen and helps found a sect in Yiling.

Inchoate, by Marinelifeclub, rated T

“Where would you even go once you left? Wait a few more years before leaving." persuaded Jiang Fengmian,

“Will I live to see that long?” Wei Wuxian whispered under his breath.

Jiang Fengmian felt cold at those words. He always thought his children would be the ones to heal the scars left by their mother on Wei Wuxian, but just the concise way he spoke about them, he knows that wasn’t true. Now his best friend’s son sat in front of him, confessing to not thinking he will live to see himself become a man. Cangse and Changze must be furious in their graves as the sweet smiling son they raised endured pain because of a jealous woman and a cowardly man. Sighing, he did the only thing he could to make things right and accepted the boy’s wishes.

At age 14, Wei Wuxian left Lotus Pier and never looked back.

Wei Wuxian leaves Lotus Pier and while things change something’s are just set in fate.

Here We Go Again, by Alliandra, rated T

He looked over to where the swordswoman was still fighting, but her focus seemed entirely locked onto that fight so it was unlikely that she could have had anything to do with the energy drain. He was still wracking his brain for something else to do to assist, so this thing didn’t kill them both, but now he was feeling weak, dizzy and currently not far from helpless.

~~~~~~~~~~

It has been several months since the events at the Guanyin temple and Wei Wuxian is wandering around on his own. After he helps a stranger kill a very dangerous beast he uncovers what seems to be a conspiracy aimed at ending his life. He heads back to Cloud Recesses with his new companion in tow, looking to get Lan Wanji's help in working out what is involved.

Meanwhile, Jiang Cheng and Jin Ling made a surprising discovery under Koi Tower that may well be linked to the threat against Wei Wuxian's life.

Can they all work together to find out what is going on and put a stop to it, before something disastrous occurs?

Nie Huaisang's Ten Steps to Fix The Fucked Up Reality, by cosmic_zephyr (ProudHaikyuuTrash)

1. Find the time travel array in the Nie library 2. Convince (manipulate) Wei Wuxian to use demonic cultivation to activate the array. 3. Transmigrate to the body of your 15-year-old selves with Wei Wuxian and Survive his wrath. 4. Come up with yet another exaggerated, slightly concerning, plan to save Lotus Pier, Dafan Wens and your brother. 5. Use Empathy to make the Wen siblings side with you in the mess that is soon to come. 6. Kill the main Wen family and make Wen Qing the new leader of Qishan Wen so innocent people are not killed. 7. Annoy the hell out of Lanling Jin just for funsies and also a political statement because Jin Guangshan can suck it. 8 Preferably, just for your own sanity, find a way to kill Jin Guangshan and Jin Guangyao. 9. Work with Wei Wuxian and Wen Qing to solve the sabre problem of the Nie clan. 10. Live a happy life with your brother alive and the cultivation world not being the huge fucked up mess in your own time-line. P.S. Matchmake the pining pile of disaster and gay aka Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji.

Aka canon divergence where Nie Huaisang and Wei Wuxian (and Lan Wangji) travel back in time and save the cultivation world.

Deal, by Rahar_Moonfire, rated T

Nie Huaisang wants revenge for his brother. He also wants his friend Wei Wuxian back. Lan Wangji left the Cultivation World after Wei Wuxian's death and hasn't been heard from since. It's a good thing Nie Huaisang has spies everywhere. He has everything he needs to put his plan into motion: the notes, the instructions, the "willing body," and the patience to pull it all off.

Now he just needs to be sure Wei Wuxian survives long enough to pick up Nie Huaisang's bread crumbs, solve the puzzle, and shatter the Cultivation World again. The only person suitable for that job is Black Jade of Yiling, the husband of the infamous Yiling Patriarch, Lan Wangji.

Rated G:

Hadn't gone as I planned, by hamlets_ghost, rated G (part of a series)

Lan Xichen leaves the Cloud Recesses with Wei Wuxian and Wangji to meet his mother.

He cannot stay.

[continuation of 'Hold on to your heart']

#the untamed #untamed fanfiction #mo dao zu shi #chen qing ling #CQL #mdzs

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knchins · 4 years ago

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The Presentation - Todoroki Shouto

Summary: After assigning you to an important presentation against Shiketsu Co., your boss (Todoroki Shouto) decides to put in all on the line by forcing you to wear vibrating underwear. Can you win over the investors while trying not to cum?

Pairing: CEO!Shouto x Employee!Reader

Rating: E+

Word Count: 1.8k

Bingo Prompt: Remote Sex Toys

Warnings: Dirty talk, semi-public sex, boss/employee, some begging, vaginal sex, vaginal fingering, unprotected sex

Notes: I chose Shouto because that's who I prefer to write for lol and I thought he fit the situation a bit more. Not only is this for @bnhabookclub bingo but its also for this week's nsfw prompt for work relationship trope/au! I hope everyone enjoys this kind of weird piece I wrote.

Today was the big day. You were giving a presentation to a new batch of investors for UA Inc. and you were up against your toughest rival yet: Shiketsu Co. Your CEO, Todoroki Shouto has given you strict orders to ace this. If you were to lose to Shiketsu then you would be punished severely.

“If you mess this up for me, sweetheart, then I’m not going to let you cum for an entire month.” He had hissed into you ear after giving you the assignment. He had never left something so important to you and you had been a nervous wreck since your one on one meeting.

Of course that wasn’t all there was to it. Mr. Todoroki had always had a flair for exhibitionism and today would be no different. With the threat of losing your job looming over your head, he forced you to change out your regular underwear with a set of remote controlled vibrating panties. If you managed not to scream, managed to keep it together and win the hearts of the investors, then he promised to fuck you in any position you so desired.

You were determined to win this, with or without the added sexual distraction. You just hoped he wouldn’t go too hard on you. You had spent over eight hours preparing your powerpoint, the graphics and numbers all triple checked for accuracy. If you proved yourself today then you’d likely be next in line for a promotion that you desperately needed. Despite sleeping with the boss, Mr. Todoroki always played fair when it came to raises, promotions, and the sort. He only played favorites in his personal life and that was something that you respected about him.

The clock struck three PM and it was time to start. Camie, representing Shiketsu, was waiting for you to start. She had the advantage of going second, however you were extremely certain that she wouldn’t be able to top you. Still, this didn’t stop your anxiety from rising and hands from shaking.

Despite the nerves, a calm and pleasant smile was on your face as you greeted the investors and handed them each a professionally made binder with all the information you’d be going over today with them. You let them know that this was for their personal use and they could take notes inside if they wished.

The projector was already set up and your laptop was hooked to it. As you began the presentation, your boss sitting in the back discreetly turned on the underwear. The tiny vibrations made you halt in your tracks, almost making you trip over your words in surprise.

You squeezed your thighs together, hoping that they wouldn’t be able to see you tense through your black pencil skirt. You continued on with the presentation, careful to remain articulate as you used a laser pointer to go over raw data that had been collected.

Every time you clicked to the next slide, Todoroki upped the setting on the panties. At only halfway through you were certain that they could hear it, the sound ringing in your ears as you desperately tried to keep your knees from knocking together. You found it more and more difficult to breathe steadily and remain focused. If this meeting was so important then why was he playing with you like this? It just didn’t make any sense.

Still there was a goal in mind. You knew exactly what you’d ask for when you won this. All you had to do was not cum, not make any kind lewd sound, and beat Shiketsu. Already you could feel a sweat starting to break out along your temples and the back of your neck. Hopefully it wouldn’t ruin your hair or makeup.

After the final slide, you were close to collapsing right there on the spot. You had to lean against the table in order to keep yourself steady. “Any questions?” You asked with a bright smile, concealing how close you were to having an orgasm in front of all of them. In the back, you could see Todoroki smirking at you.

After answering the questions, you took your seat, crossing your legs under the table in order to feel a modicum of relief. Todoroki lowered the intensity while Camie gave her own presentation, and as you had suspected, it wasn’t nearly as good as yours had been.

He edged you the entire time, cranking up the setting and watching how you reacted. When it was clear you couldn’t take any more, he pushed it back down. The ups and downs were maddening as you struggled to keep your composure in front of the investors.

After a short deliberations period, the investors decided to put their time and money into UA Inc. instead of Shiketsu Co. You grinned happily as Todoroki finally cut the underwear off. It was a blessing too because you were worried that your panties had soaked through onto your skirt. You prayed that there wasn’t a damp spot when you stood up. Thank god you chose to wear black.

Slowly everyone said their goodbyes and thank yous, eventually filtering out of the door until no one was left except you and Shouto. He stood next to you, towering over you in a way that had your legs shaking once more. You wanted nothing more than for him to keep up his side of the bargain.

“Congratulations, baby.” He said, looking smug as ever. “You won. Now,” He placed a hand on your hip, bringing your body flush against his, “how would you like your reward?”

You swallowed thickly, glancing at the large floor to ceiling windows that overlooked the city. You glanced between him and the wall of windows, chewing on your lower lip as you mulled it over. “Against the window.” You said finally, nodding towards the glass structure.

Todoroki gave you a curious look, “So you do want everyone to watch you as you have an orgasm. Filthy, girl.” He grabbed you by the chin, forcing you to look at him, “But since I owe you this, I’ll let you act like a dirty slut just this once.”

You shuddered against him, batting your eyelashes as your eyes moved up to look up at his handsome face. He leaned down and kissed you forcefully, backing you up until your body hit the cool class.

He tore open your blouse, making buttons fly across the room and you briefly wondered how you were going to leave the room now without a working shirt. The thought quickly passed as he pulled down your bra to massage your breasts with his right hand.

His left hand pushed up your skirt in order to tug down your hose and underwear. Clearly he wanted this to be quick, though you weren’t too surprised. The foreplay had been during the meeting and you were still dripping and on edge from it. You knew that you wouldn’t last long once he finally put his cock in you.

Todoroki plunged two fingers into your soaking core. They curled inside, finding that sweet spot that had you mewling against the window. His teeth were at your throat, leaving purple hickeys flowering on your soft skin. “Who knew that I could get you this turned out without even touching you?” He asked teasingly as a blush crossed the tops of your cheeks.

“M-Mr. T-Todoroki,” you stammered, caging in a moan in the process of speaking. “I-I need m-more-” His fingers just weren’t doing it for you. You needed something longer and thicker. He had you way too wound up for a simple finger fucking.

He removed his fingers, shoving them into your mouth so that you could clean them off. You lapped at your juices, enjoying the taste as you sucked them clean. He removed the digits before turning you around so that your face and chest were against the glass of the window. The chill from the cold on the other side made you shiver.

“Alright, since you want to be such a little office slut, I’ll let you have my dick. You did such a good job today with those men.” He said as he unbuttoned and unzipped his pants, moving them down just enough to get out his hardened cock.

Todoroki pressed the head of his penis against your entrance, causing you to whine for more. He waited patiently, wanting to hear you say how much you needed it before actually obliging you.

“Please, sir,” You said, voice trembling with anticipation, “I need your cock. Please fuck me in front of the entire city, I want them to see me cum!” You dared to look back at him, catching the satisfied look on his face as he finally thrust into you, grabbing hold of your hips to steady them.

You moaned, your breath fogging up the window. You felt so full with him inside you, so complete. He stood there with content for a few moments, enjoying the sensation of your soft walls squeezing down around him. “Your tight little hole always sucks me in, you know that? Your dirty fucking pussy loves my cock.”

Finally he pulled out before ramming back into you, choosing a fast and steady rhythm to fuck you with. Each thrust inward pressed you more into the glass, imprinting your face and breasts onto it. You tried to keep your moans down, knowing that if any coworker passed by then they could hear you.

Todoroki let out a low groan, he would never admit to how addicted to your body he had become. Making you his little office whore was the best decision he had ever made. He continued to ram into you, smirking at the sound of skin hitting skin. The juicy noises your pussy made he pushed all the way into you.

He forced you higher and higher and the knowledge that you were finally going to get some relief made you incredibly giddy. You lost yourself, letting your voice get a little too loud as you begged him to fuck you harder. He did so, gripping your hips so tightly that you knew there would be bruises on your hips.

He reached around and flicked your clit, pinching the bud before rubbing it in time with his thrusts. The small action sent you up and over the edge, allowing you to dive deep into a pool of pleasure as the waves of your high crashed down around you. You had to bite your tongue to keep from crying out his name.

A few moments later, he was filling you with his seed. After catching his breath he pulled out, admiring the stream of semen that spilled down your leg. “Now you’re going to finish the day dripping with my cum, got it?” He asked, adjusting his pants before fastening them.

You seemed to melt into the cold class, knees knocking as you tried to regain your composure. “Y-Yes, sir.” You finally said between gasps of air. Your boss smirked before leaving you alone to clean yourself up.

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snkpolls · 4 years ago

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SnK Episode 65 Poll Results (for Anime Only Watchers)

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RATE THE EPISODE 94 Responses

Although a bit muted compared to last week, the response to this episode was still overwhelmingly positive, with 96.8% of people giving it a rating of 3 and higher. MAPPA’s on a roll!

Amazing!!!!

i just wanna see more!! 20 minutes is not enough. its too good

Awesome episode! Great pacing and the cgi was not too noticeable.

WAAAAYYYYY TOO HYPE

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING MOMENTS WAS YOUR FAVORITE? 93 Responses

Mikasa and Levi took the spotlight this week! 30.1% of viewers felt most hyped up by Mikasa’s “explosive” reintroduction to the anime, while 22.6% were stoked to see Levi take on Porco to save Eren. 18.3% were most hyped by the Survey Corps taking on the Jaw Titan and the subsequent cliffhanger.

THE CGI CONTINUES TO BE A POINT OF CONTENTION. BE HONEST, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE EXECUTION OF CGI SO FAR THIS SEASON? 93 Responses

Just under 50% of responses seemed to indicate that they thought MAPPA was doing very well with the CGI utilized. A little over 15% stated that although it was not their favorite, they understood that it could be a lot worse. Other responses (in order) were being neutral about the CGI, not liking it, but understanding the need for its usage and folks who adamantly rejected 3D animation.

I actually prefer CGI titans because of the way their movements looks, it looks almost slower, to me it fits very well with how the big titans are. Im not an anime guy at all so ive never seen cgi in other anime but i really like the way Mappa's CGI looks, it blends in very well. I dont like CGI people though, the shot with Jean throwing the marly soldier off the rooftop i didn't like very much.

I feel horrible saying this believe me... but I really vibed with the CGI up until this episode. I think maybe because it's the first time its been used on humans (OPM) rather then titans. I'm not massively put off though, I really apreciate the efforts this episode must have taken. TY Mappa

The episode is great no doubt, my only concern is the CG personally, as a 3D artist myself, I think I would prefer an all 2D medium like the battle at Stohess. Using 3D is fine as long as it blends seamlessly to the background, like kengan ashura, it's not perfect but bearable.

I honestly think that 2D will always 100% be better than cgi but I can understand why mappa is using cgi

It was fine in the other episodes, but in this episode, it looked overused and bit bad

HOW WAS EREN’S ROOFTOP SWAN DIVE? 94 Responses

When it came down to Eren’s swan rooftop dive (“Like a fallennn angel…”), the majority seemed to be impressed, with 68% giving it a score of 4 or higher. It was not a monolithic opinion however and many seemed also rated it poorly. Do better, Eren!

WHICH RETURNING CHARACTER’S ENTRANCE WAS YOUR FAVORITE IN THIS EPISODE? 94 Responses

The Survey Corps has returned! Of these reappearances, viewers most enjoyed Mikasa’s (48.9%), Levi’s (31.9%) and Sasha’s (14.9%) the most. Jean and Connie got a little less love, though we’re sure people were still happy to see them!

WHICH RETURNING CHARACTERS HAS THE BEST GLOW UP? 93 Responses

It would appear that the slight plurality sees Mikasa as having the best glow up out of the cast, followed by (in order) Eren, Sasha, Connie, Jean, Floch and Levi. The Old Captain doesn’t like to change up his style, we suppose.

Eren didn't have a glow up- he had a glow down.

Mikasa can stomp on me please god

OF ALL THE ORIGINAL CAST, WE STILL HAVE NOT SEEM ARMIN, HANGE OR HISTORIA YET. WHICH OF THE THREE ARE YOU MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING NEXT? 93 Responses

In relation to the previous question, we still haven’t seen 3 major members of the cast. Armin, Hange and Historia. When we asked which of the three you were most looking forward to seeing next, the slight majority (52.7%) expressed their excitement for seeing Armin again, followed by 11.8% wanting to see Hange most. Some others have also expressed their desire to see Historia again. 17.2% simply could not choose and 10.8% stated that they simply didn’t care about the 3 characters.

WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT THE WARHAMMER TITAN? 90 Responses

The Warhammer received an overwhelmingly positive response, with the majority expressing much excitement over both its design and powers. 15.6% noted that the design was a bit too creepy for their liking, but the powers were awesome. And on the flip side, 10% noted the Titan’s design was rather cool, in contrast to its rather OP ability. A select few did not enjoy either aspect.

Would probably enjoy it more if it belonged to someone that likely is not going to be just cannon fodder

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW UNIFORMS? 92 Responses

The Survey Corps returned sporting new uniforms to much fanfare. 30.4% of respondents really enjoy the upgrade, finding the suits to be badass. 23.9% couldn’t find the words and just settled for pure hype. 20.7% enjoy the new uniforms just as much as they enjoy the classic uniforms. 12% felt it was a much needed upgrade, though 10.9% don’t care at all about the uniform change.

I like both but I prefer the old design

EREN SAYS TO MIKASA, “YOU GUYS ACTUALLY CAME.” THIS IS FOLLOWED UP BY MIKASA ASKING EREN TO COME HOME. DOES THIS INSINUATE THAT EREN WENT TO THE MAINLAND ON HIS OWN? 90 Responses

The circumstances of the Survey Corps’ presence on the mainland continues to be a mystery. When we asked about whether Eren was there alone or not a few episodes ago, the majority believed that he was either there alongside the Survey Corps or was sent there by them. Overall, the feelings seem to be the same (that Eren came alongside the Survey Corps). 45.6% think that Mikasa’s words may have some other meaning and that things are way too planned out to be coincidence. 18.9% believe that Eren did go rogue, while 15.6% think that Eren didn’t necessarily go rogue, but wasn’t working with them for a while either. The remaining 20% have already been spoiled on this particular plot point.

THE ATTACK ON LIBERIO SEEMS TO PARALLEL THE BREACH OF SHIGANSHINA. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS EVENT IN COMPARISON? 92 Responses

Now that both sides of the conflict have had their rude awakening, we asked how you guys felt about the two events comparatively. 33.7% feel that both attacks were tragic, but still feel more empathy toward the Eldians on Paradis than they do toward those who were raised on Marley. At a tie, 22.8% of respondents felt that the victims of the Liberio attack got what was coming with them, while another 22.8% felt about the same amount of sympathy for the victims on both sides. 10.9% feel this is way worse than what happened in Shiganshina and feel more sympathy for the victims in Liberio.

I am yet to know the goals behind this attack.

Marley did this countless times so I don’t feel bad for them. I kind of feel for eldians tho bc they are brainwashed from a young age to give up their lives for a country who doesn’t give a shit about them.

Honestly they deserve what Eren is doing to them. Excluding Falco, no one outside of Paradis has earned my sympathy, even with the additional context.

SADLY, UDO AND ZOFIA DID NOT SURVIVE THE ATTACK ON LIBERIO. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THEIR DEATHS? 91 Responses

Udo and Zofia have joined the ranks of characters who tagged along with the main cast for a while only to be killed off for character development. 25.3% anticipated at least one of them to die, but not both. Another tie on this poll, 24.2% stated that they were disappointed and was hoping to see more of them, while another 24.2% didn’t care about them at all. 14.3% are happy to ditch the focus on them in favor of more familiar characters, and 8.8% feel pure and utter devastation.

Good riddance Warrior scum

Sad but allows for Gabi’s development

sad but okay. death is common in this anime.

EREN AND FLOCH’S LAST INTERACTION IN S3 WAS A VERY TENSE ARGUMENT. NOW IT SEEMS FLOCH IS DEDICATED TO EREN’S CALL TO ACTION, SHIFTING THE “NECESSARY DEVIL” STATUS FROM ERWIN ONTO HIM. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE NOW? 91 Responses

Eren and Floch were anything but BFF’s at the closing of season 3. Now Floch seems to be wholly devoted to Eren’s cause… What changed? 28.6% believe that nothing has actually changed in terms of their relationship, but that Floch simply just latched onto Eren’s fight in need of a new devil. 23.1% feel that they still aren’t friends, but are in more comfortable “ally” territory. 15.4% aren’t sure what to make of it. Smaller handfuls feel that they either grew to become friends and/or co-conspired to attack Liberio together. 22% are already spoiled on the details.

Floch is easily persuaded...and annoying 🤷‍♀️

WE SEE GABI GRAB THE GUARD’S FUN AFTER WITNESSING SASHA KILL HIM. WHAT DO YOU THINK MIGHT HAPPEN? 90 Responses

Gabi moves headstrong into the fight, wanting to play her part in defending her hometown. A large chunk of anime only viewers have been spoiled on future developments for her character. But for those still in the dark - 24.4% feel that she will successfully kill a member of the Survey Corps. 21.1% aren’t sure what to expect, while 10% think she will only manage to injure someone in the Survey Corps. Smaller amounts feel she won’t be successful in any capacity or may even die herself.

ADDITIONAL THOUGHTS ON THE EPISODE?

Epic episode, survey corps come back, OH YEAH, but I wished they didn’t use CGI on humans and bettered the CGI on Titans.

It really makes me sad how Eren is continuing the cycle of revenge by killing innocent Marleyan civilians, but it makes sense for his character.

Real cool ep but w h e r e a r m i n

It sucks that I like the warriors and the Corp bc both of them are victims in different way so seeing them have to go head to head sucks. They all deserve better

SO great I loved it! However, I missed Reiner, Falco, and Zeke. I hope they're okay :-) RIP Udo and Zofia :-(

I think I need more dialogue between the old crew to really settle back in with them. I kinda believe that Mappa's still trying to 'click', they obviously can't just get it right immediately. Other then that I loved the titan scenes, more than ODM scenes 😔

This was a great episode and I was literally vibrating in my seat from excitement! I think MAPPA is doing a great job with the animation and the music works really well with the action. Can’t wait for the rest of the season!

I miss wit studio

Willy seems to have his first daughter really early, he looks like 30 !

I’d say the episode as a whole is a solid 8-9/10, the cgi in some parts really ruins the moment for me

WHERE DO YOU PRIMARILY DISCUSS THE SERIES? 88 Responses

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Welcome back to Discord

Sequel to Welcome to Discord

Rating: E

Pairing: Peter Parker/ Tony Stark

Summary: After Peter found out that his internet crush was no one else that Tony Stark, famous engineer and his new boss, he tries his best to forget what had been between them. Unfortunately, forgetting isn’t always as easy as it sounds and when Peter makes a huge mistake, it becomes almost impossible to get over Mr. Stark without losing his face.

Warnings: No major warnings, but since it’s smut, check the tags on Ao3

Peter was completely and utterly fucked.

Everything started with the interview for his dream job, personally conducted by Tony Stark, owner of Stark Industries, and the man who had watched Peter finger himself in front of his webcam a few days ago. Peter had been shocked when he found out that his (hopefully) future boss was also the man he had a huge crush on, and according to Tony’s reaction, the man hadn't expected Peter either.

And while Peter might have hoped the thing between his internet lover and him could get serious, Mr. Stark had crashed his fantasies. During the interview, the man had been polite but distant, talking to Peter as if they didn’t know each other. A small part of Peter was actually glad Mr. Stark didn’t employ him because of their shared history, but the larger part was disappointed about the weird tension.

Still, Peter looked forward to his first day at SI after he had reminded himself that the job was more important than his love life. He had worked towards this since he was a child and now, he actually got the job. Instead of crying after the man he hadn’t even met in real life before, he should celebrate that he had reached his goal.

So he spent a night out with Ned and MJ, his best friends, and a lot of alcohol. In the end, the evening had been a success. They had fun together, Peter had only cried one time about the bad luck he was constantly having with men, and he even managed to dance five minutes with a stranger before he excused himself because his thoughts wandered back to his Daddy. No! Not his Daddy anymore.

When his first day at the new job actually came, Peter was nervous. The thing with Mr. Stark was still bothering him, but he pushed it more and more in the back of his mind. Stark Industries was a large company, he wouldn’t see his crush anyway. So Peter focused on other things. His new co-workers who all made a good first impression, his friendly supervisor, and the new lab space he got assigned to.

Peter felt like a kid on Christmas for the first hour, rummaging around in every drawer and every locker to marvel at the unlimited amount of fancy high tech. SI was definitely not stingy when it came to their employees.

Till lunch break, Peter was in a really good mood. Harley, a young man who worked in the same lab, showed him around and introduced him to everyone, and they were all excited to work with him. It couldn’t have gone better. And then Peter fucked up.

He was alone for a few minutes during the break, so he pulled out his phone and caught up on the messages he had gotten over the day. Ned, MJ, and his aunt May asked about the new job, so Peter sent them the same text, telling them about his day and his coworkers. But what he shouldn't have done was opening discord after.

Clint, another sub who called himself Hawkeye online, had told him about his weekend that he had spent with his girlfriend and domme Natasha at a BDSM party, his first one actually. After Clint had updated Peter briefly on everything he had experienced, he showed him the new lingerie he had worn for his day out, a tight black leather outfit that wasn’t hiding anything.

And Peter, who eagerly replied with a thumbs up, had just wanted to send him one picture back. The day before, MJ had taken a photo of him in baby-blue lingerie. He was laying on his stomach, his ankles crossed behind his back while his head was turned towards the camera. His ass looked plump and lush, emphasized by the well-cut panties and he had spread his legs slightly, hinting at what was between. Of course, only Peter knew that he had worn a matching plug at the same time.

If Peter had sent this to Clint, everything would have been fine. They always showed their new sets to each other. But instead of sending it to Hawkeye24, Peter’s thumb had slipped and he pressed on the chat below. The chat of CallMeDaddy70 who was none other than Tony Stark. Peter wanted to die.

Of, fuck. Maybe he could delete it in time? Mr. Stark wouldn’t even notice, would he? But the three dots that appeared showed that the man hadn’t only seen it, he was also answering. Peter panicked. That was it. He could feel how his heart beat faster, how his hands started to sweat while he stared at the three dots that seemed to mock him. When the red one appeared next to Mr. Stark's chat, Peter opened the message hesitantly.

CallMeDaddy70: God, baby boy. Are you trying to kill me?

Shit, Peter knew how that seemed. He hadn’t messaged Mr. Stark all week and the day his new job started, Peter sent him pictures of himself in pretty lingerie? No one would think this was an accident. He wanted to run and hide, preferably at the other end of the world. Europe was nice in the summer, he had heard, but since this was his work, there was nothing he could do.

WatermelonSugar: I’m so sorry Mr. Stark. I didn’t want to send this.

At least I didn't want to send it to you. Peter prayed Mr. Stark would believe him, prayed the man didn’t think he had done it on purpose, or even worse, take away his job. The seconds the billionaire took to answer felt like hours and Peter was close to tears as the message finally arrived.

CallMeDaddy70: You don’t need to be shy, baby. Just tell me, are you wearing this to work?

Of course, he didn’t believe him. Peter groaned, a mixture of frustration and arousal. He couldn’t deny the spark Mr. Stark’s words sent through his body, but the man was his boss, damn it. Yes, he was Peter’s walking wet dream, yes, one text message was enough to rile him up, and yes, the orgasm Peter had while he fingered himself for his ‘Daddy’ made him almost blackout, but the man would be paying his bills soon. There was nothing more inappropriate than crushing on his boss.

WatermelonSugar: I really didn’t wanna bother you, Mr. Stark. Please ignore my message.

CallMeDaddy70: Do you really want me to ignore you again, baby? Don’t you want to know that I can’t think about anything else but you in lingerie anymore? God, look how the panties hug your ass, so ripe and plump. I want to slap it until you’re crying in arousal.

Peter couldn’t hold back. He moaned so loud that he turned his head, afraid someone had heard him. Thankfully the lab was still empty.

To be honest, he didn’t want to be ignored anymore. He wanted to bounce on his Daddy’s lap, but he also wanted to keep his job. Whatever this was between Mr. Stark and him, it could become really dangerous. Maybe it would get better if he just put his phone aside? He could still answer Mr. Stark after work. Nothing had to happen today, right?

~*~

This time, it wasn’t Peter’s fault but his supervisor’s. Even though his body was still buzzing with arousal, Peter got his control back by the time lunch break was over. He distracted himself with tech and his supervisor had even announced he would introduce Peter to his first project. But of course, things couldn't be easy for once.

“Peter, could you do me a favor and bring this to Mr. Stark’s office? I’m busy and the boss likes to meet new employees once during their first time.”

A huge pile of papers was pressed in his hand. Peter really didn’t want to, but what should he have done? Saying no to his supervisor on his first day? Impossible.

So Peter found himself in front of Mr. Stark’s office, anxiously fumbling with his sleeves. A scared part inside of him screamed at him to run, as far and as fast as possible, and only the certainty that it would be the end of his dream job stopped Peter. Still, it took him five minutes until he had mustered the courage to knock.

“Come in.” God, Mr. Stark’s voice was as deep and velvety as Peter remembered. He could only hope that he wouldn’t do anything stupid. Like dropping on his knees and begging his Daddy to fuck him.

When Peter entered the office for the first time, he was impressed. It was modern and bright, with a huge window front that gave a beautiful view over half of New York. In the middle was a desk, metal and sturdy, and Mr. Stark sat behind it, wearing reading glasses that made Peter’s knees tremble. He was focused on one of SI’s tablets. God, Peter had almost forgotten how handsome the man was.

“Excuse me, Mr. Stark,” Peter’s voice wavered. “I’m supposed to bring you some files.”

As soon as Peter opened his mouth, Mr. Stark’s head shot up. Raw hunger was written all over the billionaire’s face and Peter felt a blush creeping up his neck. Peter could almost taste the attention, crawling under his skin, and setting his body on fire. But before he could do anything stupid, Mr. Stark caught himself and leaned back in his chair.

“Peter, I’m glad you took the time to visit me.”

Oh god, this was killing him. Peter was so nervous that his arms trembled slightly and he gripped the files harder in response. Of course, Mr. Stark looked calm and collected, well, aside from the burning gaze directed at Peter.

“I-I… m-my supervisor wanted me t-to give you this.” Could he be even more pathetic?

Mr. Stark didn’t make any attempts to reach out for the files, so Peter had to walk further into the office, straight towards the desk in the middle. He was hyper-aware of Mr. Stark’s presence and to his own horror, he felt his cock twitch. Being the sole focus of this man did things to Peter he couldn’t even explain. His blush intensified and hence Mr. Stark’s hunger as well.

When Peter stood directly next to the desk, he couldn’t put down the files fast enough. If he had to stay one more minute in the same room with the billionaire, he would either jump at him or embarrass himself further. God, the man looked good. Black suit, the pants straining on his thick thighs and for a moment, Peter imagined what the goatee would feel like between his cheeks. This wasn’t fair. And to make things even worse, Mr. Stark smelled so good, Peter wanted to drop his pants immediately.

In hindsight, Peter should have seen this coming. His fingers trembled and he was so keyed up, this was supposed to go wrong. And as expected, one of the files slid down the table and fell on the floor.

Shit, shit, shit.

Peter had just wanted to pick it up. Really! It was an accident that he bent low, his ass presented for Mr. Stark. He hadn’t thought about it. And he also hadn’t thought about the fact that Peter had put on his baby blue panties this morning, similar to the ones he had tried on for the camera yesterday. As soon as he reached for the file, his pants slipped down an inch.

Mr. Stark snapped. He growled, hungrily and uncontrolled, almost like an animal. Peter could feel an arm around his waist, pulling him back until he sat on the billionaire’s lap, his thighs spread and his knees pressed apart by Mr. Stark's legs. He could feel something thick and hard nudging against his ass and a warm breath grazed his neck. A whimper left Peter's lips. He was so fucked.

“Are you doing this on purpose, boy? Do you want Daddy to lose control?”

Peter wanted to defend himself, he wanted to explain that fate was very likely fucking with him, but instead of words, only a whimper left his lips, so pathetic that Mr. Stark chuckled in response.

“Oh, baby. I haven’t known that you need it so badly, or I would have contacted you sooner. I just wanted to give you time to settle in before your boss asks you to spread your pretty legs for him.”

Relieve flooded his entire body, taking away so much tension that Peter slumped against the billionaire’s chest. He had been afraid he had done something wrong or that Mr. Stark didn’t like him anymore after he had found out Peter was going to work for him. Knowing the man had just wanted to give him time to settle took a weight from his chest that he hadn’t even known he had carried. Suddenly, being close to Mr. Stark didn’t feel so scary anymore and Peter allowed his body to relax, breathing in the man’s spicy scent. His mind was already floating.

The grip around his waist tightened and Peter was pulled even closer to Mr. Stark’s chest. His Daddy used the free hand to grip his chin and turn his head until he was forced to look into Mr. Stark’s eyes.

“This is your last chance to leave, Sugar,” his Daddy growled. “You’ll either take off everything but your pretty little panties and bend over the desk, or we’ll forget our history and you can go back to work.”

Why was his Daddy even asking? Peter jumped from the man’s lap and stripped in a hurry. He folded his clothes carelessly and tossed them on the floor next to the desk. As soon as he wore nothing but the baby blue lingerie, Peter did exactly what his Daddy wanted, bending over and presenting his barely covered ass. To make sure the view was even nicer, Peter spread his legs and turned his head, excitedly watching Mr. Stark’s reaction.

His Daddy was a vision, staring at him with such a hunger that Peter’s legs started to tremble. Mr. Stark’s gaze roamed over his body, exploring every inch until he had finally looked his fill. Then, he leaned forward as well and pressed a chaste kiss on Peter’s lips.

It was their first kiss and Peter’s entire body burned from the sensation. It wasn’t hungry, just a small promise of what was about to come and Peter started to relax. He didn’t have to think anymore, his Daddy would take care of him.

“I can’t believe how pretty you are, baby. The cam didn’t do you justice.”

Peter blushed furiously. How did the man always know what to say and which buttons to press? The words were already enough to make him squirm, especially since the deep voice was whispering them into his ear. God, he was so easy for his Daddy.

“You’re such a temptation, laying here all spread out for me. How can I resist you? What can I hold back from fucking you right now for the first time on my desk? You’re practically begging for my cock in your tight little hole.”

Wait, Mr. Stark didn’t want to fuck him? It was as if someone had emptied a bucket of ice-cold water over his head and Peter started to sob a little. The words felt like a betrayal. Here he was, spread out for Mr. Stark, his hard cock trapped against the desk, while Mr. Stark didn’t even want to fuck him?

“D-Did I do something w-wrong?”

The rejection hurt physically, but his Daddy immediately soothed his worries with a firm grip on his neck and soft kisses on his back. “Shh, baby. It’s not your fault. You were amazing. Daddy is just big, baby. I don’t think you can handle this if you have to go back to work after.”

Peter relaxed in the tight grip and a small smile spread on his face. His Daddy wanted him. He was just reasonable and took care of Peter. The thought was enough to build up his arousal again and Peter closed his eyes, trusting Mr. Stark to decide what’s coming next.

His Daddy didn’t disappoint. As soon as he was certain Peter wasn’t upset anymore, he straightened again and let his hands wander over Peter’s body. He caressed every inch, his fingers drawing patterns on Peter’s heated skin and even though it was the middle of a workday, Mr. Stark took his time.

Time didn’t matter anymore. In the back of Peter’s mind, a voice was whispering to him that his supervisor would wonder what took him so long, but it was silenced by his Daddy’s touches. How could he even worry when he was at the mercy of such a beautiful man? Everything blurred together, the sensation, the arousal, even his Daddy’s scent until suddenly, Mr. Stark’s finger dipped under the hem of Peter’s panties.

“Yes, Daddy, please. Touch me there.” Peter didn’t want to say it out loud, but his brain to mouth filter had been shut down by the hot arousal burning in his body.

Even though his shameless behavior made Peter blush, his Daddy’s reaction was worth it. With a growl, Mr. Stark pulled on his panties until they ripped apart, nothing but a scrap of fabric left on the floor. Peter was naked, laying on the desk of his boss while Mr. Stark was still completely closed. The thought made him whimper in pleasure.

“Look at you, baby,” his Daddy’s voice was filled with desire. “So desperate for me, even though I’m your boss. Aren’t you ashamed, offering yourself like a slut?”

Peter should have been offended, but the words pressed buttons inside of him, he didn’t even know existed. He started to sob and spread his legs even wider, offering his hole to his Daddy. Rationally, he knew he wouldn’t get fucked today, but his mind hadn’t caught up yet.

“‘m feelin’ so empty, please, Daddy.” The words were slurred, but it was the only way Peter could say what he wanted. The humiliation mixed with his Daddy’s deep voice had already made him stupid with lust.

Fortunately, Mr. Stark wasn’t the most patient man either. “God, you little minx. Alright, I’m gonna give you something boy. But you can cry and beg as much as you want, I won’t give you my cock today.”

“Yes, Daddy.” Peter didn’t care, as long as he got something that soothed the desperate need inside of him.

The click of an opened lube bottle showed his Daddy’s intentions and Peter whimpered eagerly. He didn’t care where Mr. Stark had taken the lube from and pressed his ass back instead, waiting for something to fill him up. But his Daddy stopped when the finger nudged against Peter’s hole, not even breaching him yet.

“Beg for it, baby. Show me what a slut you are.”

Peter had overcome his shame long ago. Although he was usually pretty shy, arousal loosened his tongue effectively and there was nothing else on his mind than pleasing his Daddy.

“Please, open me up, Mr. Stark. I need it. Feels so empty.”

A loud moan vibrated through the billionaire's chest and the sound made Peter preen. He wasn’t the only one affected by this, Mr. Stark was just as aroused.

Opening up to one finger was easy since Peter practiced with his toys at least three times a week. He relaxed immediately, focusing on the slight burn and the relief that came with being filled. To his own surprise, Mr. Stark gave him a second finger right away.

“God, baby. I can’t believe how easy you open up for me. Press your legs together, Sugar. Give Daddy a place to warm his cock.”

Peter couldn’t remember ever following an order quicker as he did now. Two fingers still buried in his ass, he shifted until his thighs were aligned next to each other. The movement pressed his Daddy’s digits against his sweet spot for the first time and Peter sobbed when the pleasure shook his body. He had almost forgotten how intense it could be with his Daddy, but now that the man was actually touching him, Peter threatened to get overwhelmed by his feelings.

The next thing Peter realized was a huge cock that was pressed between his thighs. It was slippery, coated in lube and so thick, Peter actually wondered how it would ever fit inside of him, but he was determined to make it work somehow. There was no way his Daddy could deny him this cock forever.

“Press your thighs together, baby. Give Daddy a nice warm place to fuck into.”

God, Mr. Stark thrust his fingers in and out with every word, making Peter squirm in arousal. He felt so good, so owned, that his mind started to drift again and everything he could think about was the throbbing length between his legs and the fingers splitting open his ass. There was no way he could take this for long, even though the only friction if his cock was the cold metal of the desk.

“Daddy, I’m - oh god - am I allowed to come?”

Mr. Stark chuckled and shifted his hips until every thrust of his erection hit the base of Peter’s cock. Teasing him like this made Peter see stars and he fought against the waves that threatened to take over his body. Hot arousal burned through his veins and he had to bite his own lips to hold back the orgasm. His Daddy hadn’t allowed him to come yet.

“Beg me, baby. I want you to work for it.” Mr. Stark’s arousal was even deeper than before, probably because he was close as well.

The fingers inside him kept moving, finding Peter’s sweet spot over and over again until his body was so overwhelmed with pleasure, that Peter didn’t know anymore whether he wanted to press closer or pull back.

“Daddy, please, I need it. I’m a good boy, I promise. Just please let me come. It hurts, Daddy, please.”

Finally, Mr. Stark showed mercy. His thrusts sped up, hitting the base of Peter’s cock every time and his Daddy’s fingers focused on the small bundle of nerves deep inside of him. “You can come, baby. Come for Daddy.”

It was too much. Peter screamed when he came, tears spilling from his eyes while his body shook in never-ending pleasure. The friction on his cock was little, but the assault of his sweet spot enough to push him over the edge. His body tightened with the sensation, his hole clenched down on the fingers and his thighs squeezed his Daddy's cock.

Peter saw stars dancing behind his closed eyes. He didn't even notice when his muscles started to loosen and he slumped onto the hard surface of the desk. He had never come so hard before in his life, his Daddy was truly showing him places he had never been, even though Peter didn't even have the opportunity to take that thick cock yet.

Wetness dripped down his thighs, probably his Daddy's cum, but Peter was too wrung out to check for himself. He was still twitching slightly when Mr. Stark lifted him from a table and he could feel something cleaning up his thighs. He was too tired to care what his Daddy was doing.

"Close your eyes for a while, baby", Mr. Stark whispered in his ear and carried him to the couch on the other end of the office.

Peter could distantly feel that he was pulled onto his Daddy's lap while a hand caressed his naked back. He felt amazing, fucked out, and cared for. The warmth of Mr. Stark was relaxing and Peter's entire body succumbed to fatigue.

He would close his eyes just for a minute. His Daddy had him. There was nothing Peter had to worry about, not even his supervisor who had probably expected him back half an hour ago.

#starker

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mykingdomforasong · 3 years ago

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My AO3

How many works do you have on AO3?

What’s your total AO3 word count?

208,158 (Do you think a depressed person could make this? No)

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

on AO3: 2 - Percy Jackson and Star Wars (just lumping all of Star Wars in here)

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

More Light Than Heat (Din/Luke rated E, complete)

Flyboy (Din/Luke E) (this one is still baffling to me)

Be (Din/Luke E)

At A Glance (Will Solace/Nico Di Angelo T) (this is very old, please do not read it)

Love Me In the Dark (Din/Luke T)

Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

Sometimes. Usually just to thank someone for a particularly kind or thoughtful comment, or to respond to something.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

The House of Hades ending rewrite that I did called "The Doors of Death." It is the only fic I have with the "major character death" warning. I don't tend to do angst though.

Do you write crossovers? If so what is the craziest one you’ve written?

nope

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Not really. I've gotten one angry comment about not updating Once Upon a Pointe (which, let me tell you, did not encourage me to update), and one comment that told me they wouldn't keep reading More Light Than Heat because they didn't like how I depicted the relationship between Anakin and the Clones. Which, like, fine to each their own, but I don't know why you had to let me know about it.

Do you write smut? If so what kind?

lmao yeah. Not sure exactly what "what kind" means here. Lots of m/m stuff, fairly vanilla.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No, but people did use to steal my old Tumblr posts and put them on Instagram and pintrest.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes! Flyboy has been translated into Chinese.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Nope

What’s your all time favorite ship?

It's Percabeth and probably always will be. I will be on my deathbed, and still be thinking about "I'm never going to make this easy for you, Seaweed Brain, get use to it."

What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

Once Upon A Pointe. I started re reading it the other day, and realized that I want to basically rewrite the entire thing before moving onto the next chapter, because I just don't think the writing is that good. So that update might be a while.

What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue and creativity. I do think that I come up with some really good ideas for stories. I think I can also be good at editing when I really force myself to do it (like force myself to make cuts to things, or fix scenes). If I had decided to use my creative writing degree for something other than Star Wars porn, I probably would have made a better literary editor than actual writer.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Grammar and spelling because of the dyslexia. But also descriptions, especially during smut scenes; I struggle with describing both the physical and emotional sensations of the moment. I'm working on it though. I also feel like I struggle with characterization, particularly in Star Wars. I tend to make the characters way too soft (which I do prefer to the alternative that some other writers have come up with). I feel like Han and Din in particular are just ... never in character.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

For non-Earth languages like Mando'a - If the pov character doesn't speak the language being spoken (a la Luke hearing Mando'a in MLTH), then I'm fine with the language being there. But if the pov character speaks the language, please just write the dialogue in the language the fic is in. Do not have huge blocks of text of Din and Boba speaking Mando'a and leave the translations in the notes.

I do feel differently about this if it is a real human language. Like if you want to include dialogue in Spanish, for example, it might still frustrate me as a non-Spanish speaker, but I will eventually remember that I am not the center of the universe.

But if it's a fake space language, just put it in English or translate it in the text if the POV character understands what is being said.

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

There was one fandom before Percy Jackson, but you have to be a level 30 friend to know what that was.

What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

Probably More Light Than Heat, just because I've never finished something like that before. It's for sure the one I'm most proud of. But I do think Illusions of Someday and Painted Blind are underrated

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inevitably-johnlocked · 5 years ago

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Hullo, Steph, and happy new year! Sorry if someone has asked this already, but I’m searching for Jealous John fics (preferably new ones). Just finished reading “White Knight” by DiscordantWords, and it is amazing!!! Once again, thank you SO MUCH for all the work and effort you put into this blog... the fandom wouldn’t be the same without you.

Hi Nonny!!

Thank you for the well wishes! I hope you had a good holiday season yourself

I don’t have very many new Jealous John fics, but I do have some new ones to add to my past lists! So, why not, let’s update my Jealous John and Jealous Sherlock Fic rec list!!

JEALOUSY Pt. 5

See Also:

Jealous John

Jealous John Pt. 2 and Jealous Sherlock Pt 2

Jealous John Pt 3 and Jealous Sherlock Pt 3

Jealous John and Sherlock Pt. 4

JEALOUS JOHN

Anchor Point by trickybonmot (E, 49,856 w., 80 Ch. || Truman Show AU || Psychological Drama, Suspense, Slow Burn, Dark Characters / Fic, Alternating First/Third Person, Protective John, Anxious/Worried Sherlock, Tender Moments, Love Confessions, Hand/Blow Jobs, Cuddling, Jealous John, First Kiss/Time) – The world tunes in nightly for Sherlock, the ultimate in reality TV: Sherlock Holmes, a real person with a legendary name, unknowingly lives out his life in a staged setting contrived by his brother. Things get complicated when a retired army doctor joins the show to play the part of Sherlock’s closest friend. This fic borrows its concept from the 1998 film, the Truman Show. However, you don’t need to have any knowledge of the movie to enjoy this story.

Hell Sent, Heaven Bound by ConsultingHound (M, 64,381 w, 16 Ch. || Angels / Demons AU || Fallen Angel Sherlock / Angel Cop John, Alternate First Meeting, Slow Burn, Case Fic, John & Lestrade are Friends Before Sherlock, BAMF John, Mind Palace John, Friends to Lovers, John in Denial, Sherlock Picks Out John’s Clothing, Clubbing / Dancing, Mildly Jealous John, Awkwardness, Kidnapping, Sherlock’s Mind Palace, Sacrifice, Worried / Anxious Sherlock, Angst with Happy Ending, Immortal to Mortal) – Ex-War healer and current angelic guard John Watson is not having the best day. He overslept, he’s underpaid, and now there’s someone tagging the Council’s building walls. However things may be about to get interesting: there’s an unusual stranger hanging around (the definition of tall, dark, and handsome), a literal underground cult is brewing, and rumblings are coming from hell. Can he keep his neighbourhood safe, how and why is he being connected to all this, and who the hell is Sherlock Holmes?

White Knight by DiscordantWords (M, 69,840 w., 13 Ch. || S4 Compliant/Post S4, Marriage For a Case, Jealous John, Pining John, Janine / Sherlock Fake Relationship, Serial Killers, Case Fic, Undercover as a Couple, Weddings, John is a Mess, Misunderstandings, Wedding Planning, Jealousy, Drunkenness, Love Confessions, Angst with Happy Ending) – Green. The word green was used to convey a great many things. Illness. Envy. Inexperience. Standing there amidst Janine’s chattering bridesmaids, watching Sherlock furrow his brow and study fabric swatches, watching him smile and simper and flirt, John thought it a remarkably apt colour choice. Because he felt quite sick to his stomach, he feared the source of said sickness might very well be jealousy, and he had absolutely no idea at all what to do about it. Or: Sherlock needs to fake a relationship for a case. He doesn’t ask John.

The Bang and the Clatter by earlgreytea68 (M, 137,049 w. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Baseball AU || Slow Burn / Dev. Rel., Possessive/Obsessive Sherlock, Jealous Sherlock, Mutual Pining, Body Appreciation, Depression, Closeted Sexuality, Family, Sherlock’s Mind Palace, Ogling Each Other, Anxious Sherlock, Panic Attack, Drunkenness, Talk of Forever, Big Feelings™) – Sherlock Holmes is a pitcher and John Watson is a catcher. No, no, no, it’s a baseball AU. Part 1 of Baseball

Proving A Point by elldotsee & J_Baillier (E, 186,270 w., 28 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Me Before You Fusion || Medical Realism, Insecure John, Depression, Romance, Angst, POV John, Sherlock Whump, Serious Illness, Doctor John, Injury Recovery, Assisted Suicide, Sherlock’s Violin, Awkward Sexual Situations, Alcoholism, Drugs, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn, Body Image, Friends to Lovers, Hurt / Comfort, Pain, Big Brother Mycroft, Intimacy, Anxiety, PTSD, Family Issues, Psychological Trauma, John Whump, Case Fics, Loneliness, Pain) – Invalided home from Afghanistan, running out of funds and convinced that his surgical career is over, John Watson accepts a mysterious job offer to provide care and companionship for a disabled person. Little does he know how much hangs in the balance of his performance as he settles into his new life at Musgrave Court.

JEALOUS SHERLOCK

Santa Knows by Itsallfine (T, 1,719 w., 1 Ch. || Christmas Party, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Fluff, Matchmaking, POV Sherlock, Pining Sherlock) – Sherlock and John both get exactly what they want from the Yard’s secret Santa exchange. Pure holiday fluff.

Denial Isn’t Just a River in Egypt by satanatemycat (T, 2,107 w., 1 Ch. || Humour, Friendship, Texting, Bored/Cranky Sherlock) – In which John makes a bet with a co-worker. If he wins, she shuts up about him and Sherlock being a couple. If he loses… well, that doesn’t matter, because he won’t lose. Because he and Sherlock ARE NOT a couple. Right?

The Haunting of 221B Baker Street by earlgreytea68 (M, 10,388 w., 2 Ch. || Post TRF, Halloween / Ghosts, Pining Sherlock, Ghost Sherlock, Stroppy Sherlock, Sherlock POV, First Kiss/Time, Angry Sex, Ghost Sex, Love Confessions, Open / Ambiguous Ending) – In which Sherlock Holmes is a ghost.

The Burning of the Leaves by blueink3 (M, 15,915 w., 3 Ch. || Post S4, Angst, Reichenbach, Parentlock, Past Jolto, Idiot John, Sherlock’s a Mess, Puppies, Fluff, Possessive / Jealous Sherlock, Pining Sherlock, Sherlock POV, Matchmaker Sholto, Melancholic Feelings, Emotional Sherlock, Domesticity, Love Confessions in the Rain, Kissing in the Rain, Pet Names) – After the events of series 4, Major Sholto invites John and Sherlock to lunch one day. It nearly proves to be too much for their tenuous relationship as the past haunts the present, putting the future that Sherlock so desperately wants at risk.

You’re On the Air by prettysailorsoldier (M, 20,616 w., 1 Ch. || Unilock, Matchmaking, Radio, Christmas, Christmas Fluff, First Kiss, Friends to Lovers, Sherlock POV, Pining Sherlock, Flirting, Bisexual John) – The Consulting Detective and The Woman dominate the airwaves of their university radio station, doling out advice on everything from meeting the parents to sexual positions. When their ratings start to dip before the holidays, however, manager Mike thinks it’s time for some fresh blood, and who better to fill in the gaps than rugby captain–and notorious flirt–John Watson? Part 1 of 25 Days of Johnlock

A Home for Us by sussexbound (M, 30,581 w., 12 Ch. || Scars, Bedsharing, Grief, Doctor John, Hurt/Comfort, Post-TRF, Implied/Referenced Torture, Sherlock POV, Pining Sherlock, Suicidal Ideation, Heavy Emotions, Clingy Sherlock, Hallucinations, Disassociation, Emotional Turmoil) – He has been on the road for two years, and he is exhausted. He’s almost accepted that he will never see London (John) again—almost. But then there are nights like tonight, where he is weak, and all he can think of is the warmth of the flat they once shared, the crackle of the fire in the hearth, the teasing smile playing at the corner of John’s lips, the boxes of half-eaten Chinese takeaway balanced precariously in their laps. He aches at the memory of it, at the realisation that it is something he may never experience again.

The Whore of Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl by out_there (E, 32,897 w., 1 Ch. || Past Drug Use, Blowjobs, Toplock, Mentions of Switching, Rough Sex, Background Cases, Sherlock’s Past, Sherlock’s Sexual History, Experienced Sherlock, Past One Night Stands, Fingering, Cuddling, Possessive Sherlock, Paris Holiday, Bed Sharing, Naked Lie-Ins, Bathing Together, Confessions, Worried Sherlock, Laying in Bed All Day, Meddling Mycroft, Naked Lazy Day) – Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John’s head.

Guidelines by WithLoweredVoices (M, 43,018 w., 15 Ch. || Winglock || Angels, Fantasy, Angst, BAMF! John, War, Jealous Sherlock, Possessive Sherlock, Jealous John, Falling in Various Ways, Needy Sherlock, Wings) – The Good Soldier, one of the oldest and strongest of the fallen, is offered a bargain: to live as John Watson and to Guide a fledgling archangel so that he will stay on the path of good. Of course, Sherlock Holmes has different ideas about his destiny. Fantasy AU. Warnings for violence, occasional gore, and a whole load of hurt and angst.

Being John Watson-ish by elwinglyre (E, 69,902 w., 17 Ch. || Bodysnatcher AU || Author John, Cranky Sherlock, Angst, Sexual Tension, First Kiss / Time, Falling in Love, BAMF John, Past Soldier John, Feelings, Inside Someone’s Brain, Shy Sherlock, Sherlock Loves John, POV Sherlock, Switchlock, Slow Burn, Internal Dialogue, Mental Turmoil) – When consulting detective Sherlock Holmes steps on one toe too many at a crime scene, he’s consigned to a desk job in an archaic office on the seventh-and-a-half floor of the New Scotland Yard. It’s in this bleak office that Sherlock discovers a portal into the mind of renowned author John Watson. Grander than his mind palace, this new wonderland affords Sherlock new vistas of experimentation. To learn more about the mystery behind the portal, Sherlock seeks out and befriends Watson. But then it all goes wrong when others find the secret portal door—including the man whose brain he visits.

#steph replies #johnlock fic recs #my fic recs #jealous john #jealous sherlock #Anonymous #fic rec sunday

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My DC Fanfics

Ancient Age - Joker x Batman. Omegaverse. WIP - Rated: Explicit Summary: Memories of ancient days long since passed are triggered. Memories one man doesn't want to remember and that confuses another. Memories stir of long ago when monarchies did reign before that of a lovers woe his wrath unable to contain did the blood of enemies flow his anguished cry full of disdain for they'd dealt a fatal blow and so he grew beyond insane Shining in the Dark - Joker x Batman. Elseworld AU. Omegaverse. WIP - Rated: Explicit Summary: Bruce Wayne, too, has survived the world after a missile attack though he was buried alive - unknowingly - by one of his superfriends that doesn't stop him from his quest. Simply survive and learn all that he can about his new world despite the pain of loss. However, there is the little thing niggling at him. If there are no Omega's who survived, a protandrous individual like himself might just wind up in trouble he never imagined he would. His Unsettling Demands - Joker x Batman. WIP - Rated: Explicit Summary: Bruce Wayne gets a disturbing call from the new director of Arkham Asylum in regards to The Joker. When The Joker makes his demands known, what lengths is Bruce Wayne really willing to go to, to ensure The Joker does not escape? Voyeuristic Gals - Ivy x Harley. COMPLETE Rated: Explicit Summary: Poison Ivy and her lover Harley Quinn have stolen some very private videos featuring The Joker and Bruce Wayne|Batman. The two lovely ladies delight in each other's bodies while watching and commenting on the rather risque video footage. Unsettling Urges - Lex Luthor x Superman. WIP - Rated: Explicit Summary: Superman, after a minor argument with his friend Batman at Nightwing's twentieth birthday party he returns to Metropolis with Lex Luthor on his mind in a way which confounds him. Then overhearing a strange conversation he decides to pay his arch-nemesis a visit, and follow through on his Gotham friends out of the blue suggestion. Unsettling Riddle - Riddler x Nightwing. WIP - Rated: Explicit Summary: After helping out with renovations at Arkham Asylum, where The Riddler helped keep him from injury, he's decided to offer a hand in friendship, or... is it more? Unsettling Shores - Black Manta x Aquaman. WIP - Rated: Explicit Summary: After a late evening meeting with the Justice League and the 'strange' events that took place there, Aquaman decides to take refuge on a small deserted beach and give himself some time alone having been aroused thanks to the 'display' of a certain pair of couples that just didn't seem able to keep their hands off of each other. Though his interest isn't in them they did set off something. Unsettling Pursuit - Lobo x Kon-El. WIP Rated: Explicit Summary: Conner goes for a flight after getting an eyeful of his friend Dick Grayson and The Riddler during one of their role-play sessions. He's feeling a bit embarrassed and just wondering about the Kryptonian side of his biology when the space traveling bounty hunter who rides a space-hog descends from the sky to speak with him. Is Lobo hitting on him!? Cruise Calamity Capers - Batman x Superman. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: When a new owner purchased The Daily Planet, Clark Kent is sent on a five-day cruise. It wouldn't be so bad if an Alpha hadn't been booked into the same cabin as him while he's nearing his heat. And not just any Alpha, but a well-known playboy. But Clark finds he's not as terrible as he thought. Unfortunately, there happen to be trouble afoot and more secrets than that of hiding an omega status.

Caught by Surprise - Batman x Superman. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: Clark has been married for some years now. But his spouse doesn't know he's Superman and decides to punish him. Which makes things awkward at the Watchtower when it's just him and Batman's turn for Monitor duty. You’re My Destiny - Batman x Superman. Sequel to Loved You to the Last. WIP Rated: Summary: Clark Kent didn't have a soulmate, or at least he didn't think so, because he didn't have a soul mark. The humans of Earth were born with their soul marks. He hadn't been. None of his relationships lasted. Humans wanted their soulmates.Bruce Wayne was born without a soul mark. He thought it was because the Universe knew what would happen to his parents and so he didn't deserve one for not being able to save them. But then one day a mark appeared. Instead of being elated, he cursed the Universe for its bad joke. Loved You to the Last - Batman x Superman. COMPLETE - Rated: T Summary: Clark Kent loved Bruce Wayne. It was a Universal Truth. Except for as long as the Earth's Sun was Yellow, Clark could not die. But Bruce was never far from Clark's thoughts throughout the eons he lived until finally the sun turned Red. Take My Hand - Batman x Superman. COMPLETE - Rated: T Summary: Before the horrid evening in which Thomas and Martha Wayne lost their lives, their son Bruce was told of a decision his father had made which would change the course of part of his life. And so began his yearly summer vacation at a farm in Kansas. Brighter Than Gold - Batman x Superman. COMPLETE - Rated: T Summary: Even though they're now engaged, Bruce still has some reservations. Clark isn't too happy about this and asks some difficult questions. To Dream Again - Batman x Superman. Omegaverse. WIP - Rated: Explicit Summary: Lois has just dropped a bombshell on Clark after five years of marriage and the miracle that is their son, Jon. Unable to stand the thought of going to their apartment even during his week off of work, he visits Wayne Manor where Jon is being babysat by the Wayne family and his elder adopted siblings. A Sky Full of Stars - Omegaverse. WIP - Rated: Summary: The King of Krypton and his family find themselves in dire circumstances as one of their top Generals turns on them and orders an assassination. Only the King's brother may be able to help keep the young prince's safe by leaving the lands of Krypton for those outside the veil. Gotham, one of Earth's great kingdom's soon faces a tragedy of it's own and it's two young princes will have to learn how to deal with the nightmares the traumatic scene instilled in them. But can they let it go, or will the thirst for vengeance be all that keeps them going? Feel Again - Batman x Superman WIP - Rated: Summary: Superman is visited by his future self who asks him the impossible. Of course, he decides to go along with it, until he doesn't. His path takes a very different direction than that of his other self, or even what his other self had planned. Will he manage to befriend Batman, or just make things worse? Ultraman’s Dilemma - Owlman x Ultraman. WIP - Rated: Explicit Summary: Ultraman had no idea what was happening, until he did, and then he was filled with rage. Not that he could do anything about that rage. Of course Owlman had to take advantage of his weakness. And there was only one way Ultraman could think of to get back at the bastard. Mine Tonight - Batman x Superman. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: Superman is tired of denying his feelings for Batman. It doesn't matter that they don't know each others identities. When he makes up his mind to confront Batman with his needs, he finds Batman has found some incriminating evidence. I’m in Love with an Angel - Batman x Superman. WIP - Summary: Clark can't believe that Bruce is being taken away from him. Again. However a chance is soon offered to him that will keep him in Bruce's life. But he learns some unexpected details along the way. Legend of Valors Echo - Batman x Superman. WIP - Summary: Clark Kent has entered the game, Legend of Valors Echo, and one of it's long time players who preferred to do just about everything alone needs help with a quest. Paranormal Phenomena Investigators - Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent. WIP - Summary: Bruce Wayne, a doctor who works for a government agency has just been assigned a new partner after years of not having one. Just, why did it have to be someone with eccentric beliefs?Clark Kent has no idea about who, or what he is. He's just a rookie at a government agency who just happens to be interested in all things not of the Earth. Potential Disaster Averted - Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: M Summary: Bruce wakes up and discovers he's not alone. But it's who is in his bed that has him wondering what happened. Invisible Chains - Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: E for Explicit Summary: With Jonathan "Pa" Kent gone, they can't make the payments to the bank. But the bank is now owned by a notorious mafia family. The boss of which is visiting the Kent family farm household and when Clark walks in, things spiral out of control from there. Written for Superbat Week 2020 Day 7 Prompt, Mafia AU. Taking Chances - Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Summary: One hero decides it's time to take another chance on love. Another hero is the target of his heart. Written for Superbat Week 2020 Day 6 Prompt, Blindfold All of You - Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: Co-written with Leo_Our_Queen. Clark has been hiding something and Bruce is determined to get to the bottom of it. But once Bruce learns what it is, he just can't help himself from invading Clark's privacy. The whole ordeal leads to serious confrontation but an understanding revelation. Written for Superbat Week 2020 Day 5 Prompt, Free Day.

Backward in Time - Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: T Summary: Batman finds himself two years into the past. Before one awful eventful day. What will happen to his determination to put an end to the alien threat as new lessons are learned? Written for Superbat Week 2020 Day 4 Prompt, Time Travel.

Only For Master - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: They do not fall to their knees for a villain, only for their master. Together he and Master thwart the villain and reassert their roles in the privacy of one of their lairs. Written for Superbat Week 2020 Day 3 Prompt, On your knees.

Cutting the Red Tape - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: T Summary: Bruce Wayne, in order to cut through some red tape is in need of a relationship, but no one he currently knows seems suitable. That is until he bumps into someone who may be just the ticket. Written for Superbat Week 2020, Day 2 Prompt - Fake Dating.

Nightbright Brothel - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: One member of the Justice League thinks there's something shady with the latest brothel to popup on the outskirts of their city. What they learn is something unexpected and they're not sure if they like this new information or not. Day 1 of Superbat Week 2020 - Day 1 - A/B/O

For Your Sake - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: I helped Leo write a portion of this. It was so fun working with them. Batman has discovered something affecting the health and wellbeing of Clark and seeks answers to help him. The knowledge he gains leads to him giving into instincts he may otherwise have tried to ignore. Got You in My Sights - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. WIP - Rated: Explicit Summary: Omega's have gone extinct upon the Earth, but one may wonder if that is truly the case and if it is, why? But no matter how one lonely Alpha tries to find a reason for it, and even a cure, he's got other responsibilities. His mission. And one of his missions is to see to it that a certain extra-terrestrial wasn't going to become a problem once it came to light that there was one among them. Close Enough to Kryptonian - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: Kal-El was sent on a diplomatic mission to Earth. He hadn't expected to receive the call he had, or to go into heat while away from home. Written with JusticePlague who did the majority of the writing. Temptation at the Gala - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: This was written for the Batsupes Secret Valentines Exchange event of 2021.1. Prompt: DCEU: BVS - Bruce and Clark bang in an empty room at Luthor's gala *Rating of Fic Preferred: * Explicit Up to Four Deal-Breakers: Bottom Bruce, choking, deepthroating I especially enjoy: Daddy kink, d/s dynamics, mirror sex, rough sex Reward for a Good Man - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: Clark's day was horrific, but he hadn't expected to meet someone with some integrity at the place he'd wound up. Child From Another Universe - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Teen Summary: I was a Batsupes Secret Valentines Exchange pinch-hitter for the following prompt.12. Prompt: There‘s a child that looks suspiciously like them and the kid says they fled from a universe where their parents died and now need a new home???? Rating of Fic Preferred: any and all! I enjoy whatever! Up to Four Deal-Breakers: I especially enjoy: fluff, seeing my favourite characters cry, bruce and clark actually being able to show feelings..... (if you decide to go for smut, I do enjoy some of the more harmless/usual kinks. Bondage, spanking, daddy, stuff like that. Generally stuff that makes people feel /safe/ and /loved/, too, by giving them attention.)There is also the addition of the Bottom Clark 2021 prompt for Day 54 which is "Grief". Good End to a Bad Day - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Mature Summary: After a soul-wrenching search and rescue due to a natural disaster, Superman overhears something he wasn't meant to. One Dark Valentine Night - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Teen Summary: Clark wished he'd known at the beginning of Bruce's visit. When Idiots Give Flowers - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: Clark just wanted revenge, how did it end up like this?Or:That time an idiot gives another idiot flowers in the most annoying way possible. So the other Idiot must get revenge and it blows up in his face. Written with JusticePlague. Concerned and Caring - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Teen Summary: Batman watched in horror as Superman plummeted from the sky, and is determined to help in regards to recovery. Not Really a Boyscout - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: Clark flustered Bruce. Bruce couldn't ever let Arthur win. Really, they had Barry to thank. JusticePlague wrote the majority of this one. It Started as a Simple Netflix ‘n’ Chill Date - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Teen Summary: Batman watched in horror as Superman plummeted from the sky, and is determined to help in regards to recovery. Happy Ironing - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Teen Summary: Bruce has a rather important reason to take a break from being Batman. He has to do something while hiding at home. At least Clark is there, when he's not called out on a mission himself. Romantic Date Plans Gone Wrong - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: Like it says on the tin, any romantic plans Bruce and Clark have had of late have just gone wrong for one reason, or another. That doesn't stop them from trying again of course. Hot Coffee Break - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: During Bruce Wayne's coffee break a surprise visitor drops on by and things get a bit out of hand. There's also the surprise news his visitor can't wait to tell him. Love at Second Attempted Murder - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Teen Summary: Batman and Superman have a problem with each other. It takes an inopportune moment due to worrisome news for them to learn that neither is as bad as they seem. Consummation - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent begin their new lives together. Shooting Stars - Jonathan ‘Pa’ Kent/Martha Kent COMPLETE - Rated: Gen Summary: The night the Kent’s dream came true. Caw Rok - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: When Superman starts hearing strange things the closer Samhain approaches, he speaks with the league and Batman decides that the two of them should investigate. Little do they know what tests they'll be put through. If they fail they may forever be trapped, or worse, lose their very lives. What Has to be Done - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: When they meet a discovery is made that may just keep the people safe, though it is not without its cost. Gotham’s Lost Hope - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. WIP - Rated: Explicit Summary: Gotham, a living entity decides to give their most favorite a gift, only for that gift to be lost and with it the hope of the city. Moonlight - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Mature Summary: Underneath the Moonlight a pair of lovers meet. Trapped - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Mature Summary: Superman is trapped by his arch-nemesis. It's up to someone else to save him from whatever plans said arch-nemesis has in mind. Proposal on Ice - Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent. COMPLETE - Rated: Mature Summary: Clark is nervous at the ice rink, because he has an important question to ask, but that doesn't mean he'll get the answer he seeks, does it? After I Win - Darkseid/Suprman. WIP - Rated: Explicit Summary: Darkseid sets his eyes not on Earth, but on its mightiest guardian, Superman. A Superseid fic. Engulphed - Batman/Suprman. COMPLETE - Rated: Explicit Summary: Clark tries to hide in the Fortress of Solitude when things get a bit strange, but they only get weirder. Luckily for him there's someone willing to stick it out with him despite any oddity he might find he has.

#Superbat #Batsupes #Batjokes #blackaqua #riddlebird #riddlewing #Loko #Loco #Clex #So many WIPS #Must write #Which to choose #All of them #I have no favorites #All are my favorite #Who has a favorite #I love writing

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sorion · 5 years ago

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Ineffable Husbands Fic Recs

My favourites in alphabetical order with word count and AO3 rating (list will be edited; always check the link in my profile for the latest version)

NOTE: Both pre and post S2. (The list of post S2 will be expanded.)

Post S2

Clandestine Driving (2.2k, T) After a second successful run around of heaven and hell, Aziraphale and Crowley meet up in the Bentley to discuss the Plan.

The F-Word (21.5k, T) How the living f**k is Crowley ever going to find solace or comfort? Whiskey? Coffee? Cursing? Antisocial behavior? Yes, all of the above.

The Front Page of the Internet (4.5k, M) Following their breakup, Aziraphale reaches out to the internet on his celestial smartphone, searching for a certain answer regarding a certain demon: "AITA for quasi-rejecting him?"

I’m the Treasure, Baby I’m the Prize (9.4k, E) Crowley is very good at faking sex work, as it turns out.

Mirrors (2.5k, T) GO/DW crossover: "Would you mind explaining why you’re wearing my face again?"

Muriel Does a Fantastic Job (13.8k , G) Muriel is hard at work running A.Z. Fell and Co and will maybe get a commendation for doing such a good job! But it would be easier if Crowley would stop coming round and knocking things over.

Mine:

The Third Coming (2.8k, G)

Never before in the history of all existence had bleak odds ever seemed more promising.

Pre S2

A Brief History of Touch (12k, E) Six thousand years of pining, stolen glances, almost-touches, plummeting towards the inevitable end.

Accidental Love (that one doesn’t actually have a title, I just added one for the list; 1.5k tumblr prompt, G) Crowley confesses his love mid-rant without realising it.

Always too much Thinking (10k, E) “For once, will you just say what’s on your mind?” Crowley was pleading.

An Angel Who Did Not So Much Fall in Love as Settle into It Gradually (8k, G) The story of the little moments over the millennia that shape an angel’s regard for a demon, and the way he slowly, with great reluctance but inevitable surety, falls in love.

And the Antichrist Makes Three (18.5k, T) Crowley didn't exactly intend to kidnap the Antichrist. It just sort of happened. And now they're stuck with him.

Between the Shadow and the Soul (13k, M) Every so often, Aziraphale tried to talk to God.

Black Sails (21k, E) Aziraphale has been a nun all her life, never given a choice to what path she might take. Her innate curiosity is rewarded when she meets a sailor in the tavern.

Fine Dining (14k, E) “When you're… dining out… what cutlery do you prefer to use?”

Five Times Crowley Fails to Demonically Seduce Anyone and One Time He Doesn’t Need to (11k, M) Like it says on the tin, but very well and elaborately executed.

Honey, You're Familiar Like My Mirror (11k, T) “Crowley,” Aziraphale said, and hesitated. He looked a touch apprehensive, a touch hopeful. “I’d like to take you up on your invitation, if it’s still on offer.”

I Got You to Help Me Forgive (16.5k, E) They have loved each other in the Garden, but only one is allowed to remember.

Keep on Building on the Ground (34k, M) Having kidnapped the infant Antichrist, Crowley finds himself hunted by both sides eager for their war. Desperate, he turns to the only being on Earth who might be able to help him: a Fallen angel playing vintner in Provence.

The Kind of Thing One Says Easily (15.5k, E) Crowley just straight up told Aziraphale pretty early on that he loves him, so it was a fact of their dynamic for centuries before the apocalypse.

Laugh When It Sinks In (12k, G) “Are you sure you’re alright? A-are you having, like, a mid-life crisis or something now that Heaven’s cut you loose? You’re worrying me. What’s next? Cherry red sports car?”

Lit in the Darkness (40k, M) Times throughout history Crowley and Aziraphale have shared a bed.

Meantime I Ask You to Be My Valentine (26.5k, T) “I heard tell of a place of period-atypical religious tolerance and a fast-developing food scene. Figured your angelic wiles were behind it.”

More Delightful Than Wine (15.5k, E) “They don’t work.” - “I’m sorry, but what don’t work?” - “My parts.” Crowley glared at the parts in question.

The Starting Hinge (49k, T) When a rare book collector is mysteriously killed, DI Barnaby and DS Winter are on the case.

These Furious Passions, These Chances (13k, E) Love, confessions, and passion at a time when their world isn’t quite ready for it.

What’s There to Say (13k, T) A crossover you didn’t know you needed.

When I’m Ready to Die From These Wounds (20k, E) Aziraphale finds Crowley in snake form with barely any demonic energy to him. He tries everything to help him recover.

Weight to a Moral Argument (11k, T) “I’m really fucking in love with you too, and I’m going to say it back properly, which is going to be very romantic and extremely embarrassing.”

You, Soft and Only (9.5k, E) It’s always been them, really. They could never not be.

Mine:

Saturday Night & Sunday Morning (4.5k, E) God's plan may have been ineffable, but so were Crowley and Aziraphale. And God's plan couldn't hope to compare, really.

#ineffable husbands #good omens #fic recs #fanfiction

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antivan-beau · 4 years ago

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Black Emporium 2020 Letter

Thanks so much for checking out my letter! I’m so excited to see whatever you’ll create. These notes are more geared toward fic than art, but hopefully will give you some good ideas regardless of your medium.

General notes -

Fluff is a-okay if that’s what you like to write, but I prefer when stories have some conflict/plot/problem to overcome.

I’ve got no preference between established relationships or first-time-meeting fics. In either case, I like relationships to have a combination of “interest at first sight” and “people who grow to understand/love each other more over time.”

I’ve got a weakness for people who seem very different but find out they have more in common than they expect.

Humor in fics is really wonderful?? Feel free to let the characters get into silly situations, be awkward and unsuave, and to flex your humorous narrative voice.

I deeply enjoy rivals-to-lovers with a fun/competitive vibe, if you feel confident you can pull it off in a way that’s not mean.

I love angst. Feel free to give me messy (not abusive) relationships, and imperfect people trying their best to do right by each other. People who *could* have a good relationship, but circumstances beyond their control make a relationship impossible. You’ve got permission to hurt my heart, basically.

For E-rated fics - feel free to write E-rated stories for any ship I indicated (except for Gen& ships), but I’m personally gonna be way more interested in F/F than other categories for PWP.

Dragon Age Fic Specific Notes

I'm not a fan of AUs that are fundamentally different from canon (e.g. modern AUs, soulmate AUs.) A specific point of canon divergence is often very interesting (e.g. what if Morrigan showed up in Kirkwall during the events of DA2?) and will probably be necessary for a few of the more obscure ships I requested.

When my prompts include a Warden, Hawke, or Inquisitor, I don’t have a preference for their personality. Want to write about your OC? Feel free! Want to write somebody generic with a default name? Go for it. Want to write about one of my OCs? Be my guest, but there’s no obligation.

Likewise, please don’t feel like you have to stick to any particular worldstate or set of decisions. Whatever you feel serves your story best.

On to details on my prompts!

Leliana/Marjolaine Zevran Arainai/Rinna/Taliesen Zevran Arainai/Isabela

Prompt set: "pre-Origins relationships." I love imperfect (or downright shitty) past relationships and how people learn from them. Would love to see a story with companions starting off in their careers (bard and assassin), learning new skills, basically becoming the people we meet. How did their early relationships shape them? If you choose to write for Zevran/Isabela, would strongly prefer a “friends with benefits” vibe to a romantic vibe. For Leliana/Marjolaine or Zevran/Rinna/Taliesen, I don't expect or particularly want these fics to have happy endings, but I would prefer that their relationships were characterized as messy, complicated, or imperfect, rather than actively abusive. Any rating.

Female Aeducan/Anora Mac Tir Female Cousland/Anora Mac Tir Female Amell/Anora Mac Tir

Prompt set: "Let Anora kiss a lady." Want these two as co-rulers of Ferelden? Want them to meet at the Landsmeet and develop sudden and unexpected feelings for each other? Want Amell as Anora's secret mistress? Lots of options here. Any rating.

*It's fine if Alistair is around, but I would prefer not to have him be a partner in this relationship. (e.g. If you want to write about Anora and Alistair co-ruling, with a Cousland as Warden Commander in a relationship with Anora, I’d prefer the story not become Anora/Alistair/FCousland.)

Leliana & Morrigan Zevran Arainai & Leliana Leliana & Wynne

Prompt set: "Leliana gets to sit down and talk to somebody." Wanna format this as an extended, canon-like companion dialogue? A story where the two of them work together to overcome a challenge/solve a problem without the rest of their squad? A story where they start off adversarial, but unexpectedly bond over something? They fight at one another's side and discovery they work well together? Maybe they meet up after the events of Origins (or during the events of Inquisition?) and have a glass of wine and catch up on what they've been up to? Only G-M ratings, please. Only interested in exploring platonic friendships with this prompt.

Bianca Davri/Isabela Rinna/Female Tabris Female Adaar/Leliana

Prompt set: “Unusual femslash grab-bag: rogues edition.” I'm not attached to any particular plots or ideas for these. I'd love to see Bianca and Isabela in some kind of sexually-charged flirtatious professional rivalry, sometime before the events of DA2, or between the events of DA2 and DAI. For FTabris/Rinna, it would need to be some manner of Rinna lives!AU, however you want to manage that. Would love to see how you choose to characterize this gal who got fridged to fuel Zevran's tragic backstory. For FAdaar/Leliana, would prefer that Leliana was not in a relationship with the HoF.

*These are good for anybody looking for a challenge (and looking to be the first fic in a particular tag!) Any rating.

Merrill/Morrigan Flemeth/Wynne Female Adaar/Vivienne

Prompt set: “Unusual femslash grab-bag: mages edition.” I'm not attached to any particular plots or ideas for these. Some possible plots: Flemeth and Wynne have an unexpectedly flirtatious afternoon tea where they bond over being magical old ladies with big secrets. Merrill gets a chance to tell Morrigan that *she* should be the eluvian expert - yet they have unexpected chemistry. Also, would just generally love a story about a female mage Adaar discussing magic as a Tal-Vashoth with Circle Mage Vivienne.

*These are good for anybody looking for a challenge (and looking to contribute to a tag with less than five fics!) Any rating.

#Black Emporium 2020 #black emporium #black emporium exchange

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gaudeixcc · 5 years ago

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Peloton news. G20 – the Pyrenees

A much more reasonable start to this year’s tour. No crazy-early alarm clocks, just a nice trip to the airport with only hand-luggage and a gently grumbling Macca.

Our favourite plane man had unbeknownst to me fired a very early warning shot regarding our mode of transfer on arrival in France.

At 5.50am, whilst shooting the breeze on my couch, McEvoy had enquired as to whom I’d booked the hire car with. The one which would take us to resort.

‘I dunno….it’s on the App’ sayeth I.

I had a quick look. Whoever the third party was, they had a stunning 6.5 out of 10 rating. Not quite M&S levels of service, granted, but still it’s on a trusted App, we are only using it to transfer, I’ve got insurance, it’s France for fucks sake. It’ll be quiet and I’m a capable and experienced driver��. Well, we’ll come back to that last bit shortly.

We get to Gatwick with ColMac and Drip in tow and await the arrival of HRH.

The first of many 2019 tour errors soon became massively apparent.

We’ve got two gingers on the trip. Fuck. How on earth did that get through the vetting process? I sent my beloved co-chair a text

‘JT, I’m at LGW. We’ve got problems…..’

Before too long Drip and HRH are bonded in conversation which carried over onto the flight. By the time we were at 30,000 feet they were each answering the others questions before they had even been asked. It was like listening to 2 people taking it in turn to read out just the answers on a bunch of Trivial pursuit cards.

Macca whispered to me whilst transfixed by this sight. ‘What’s happening over there?’

‘They are becoming one Macca, they are becoming one’.

By the time we had landed things had progressed further. They were now communicating with eyes closed with just index fingers lightly touching. Silence. Occasionally dripping would meow.

When we got to Toulouse we started the hunt for the hire car counter. The twin gingers (Twinge?) followed gently behind in a glowing orange aura.

Whilst all this was going on, I’d failed to notice that Macca had entered a worrying (and just about controlled) mental meltdown.

‘Where’s the hire car counter…? It’s off-site isn’t it… remote.. we’ll need to get a bus… not even in the terminal…what were they called again?’ he blurted out in staccato perfection.

‘er…. Gold cars’… sounded good to me. What could go wrong when you’ve got Gold in your company name?

Within minutes we were at the Gold counter waiting to be served.

Macca had moved to DefCon level ‘Blind-Frenzy’.

He’d got straight onto his iPhone and had a full list of every negative customer review for Gold cars. I’m in the queue and he’s jabbing the phone at me and saying ‘look’ in a high-pitched squeal, ‘Maureen from Romford….. she’s 97… and this is how they treat our British citizens..!!’

‘They’re going to sell us extra insurance and then steal all our money’.

At this point I was starting to lose my legendary zen-like calm.

Macca connected with his iPhone again and dialled up a quote for a Hertz rental car equivalent.

‘Look, we could have had this one’… and with that, he was gone. Off to the Hertz counter.

I queued quietly on my own. Drip had temporarily disconnected from the Twinge umbilical cord and was trying to locate Macca to gently nudge him toward the exit.

Right, I thought… time to get this car booked and get the hell out of dodge.

My turn came and I presented myself at the counter with my usual finesse. My mouth opened to speak and just as I was about to wish the nice lady a very good morning Macca arrived on my shoulder, phone gripped in fist and launches a barked question at the unsuspecting clerk.

‘WHY DOES YOUR COMPANY HAVE SO MANY BAD REVIEWS?’

‘WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAREEN!?’

Macca was metaphorically wrestled to the ground by airport security and tied to the nearest pillar using clingfilm and then gently tasered… (this was how my mind was dealing with the situation at any rate).

The rest of the mini-peloton looked onward in apathetic bemusement. None of them gave a flying fuck about the arrangements on the basis that if it all went wrong, I’d be the one getting all the shit and would subsequently have to get us out of the hole I’d dug.

3 pairs of peloton eyes would say ‘your name on the form, your fucking problem sunshine’.

Anyhoo… after the drama of the hire car counter (which went perfectly smoothly), we picked up the car (which went perfectly smoothly), and got ourselves in and ready to go (smooth… perfectly).

I then started to drive. Dear fucking god where the hell has my driving ability gone?

I tried to change gear twice with the door handle and got completely befuddled with the clutch before a near impalement with a coach at the very first roundabout.

There was a flurry of uncensored ginger telepathic communication in the back seat which I am sure ended with Drip saying to HRH ‘if he kills us now, I want you to know I love you’.

At one point early on in the journey, I drifted the car toward the right (something I’d done subconsciously, I suspect in an attempt to place my body in the middle of the road).

I had started to edge us toward an 18-wheeler in the next lane. I could see HRH in the rear-view mirror edging in to the middle of the car whilst breathlessly mouthing ‘watch out’.

White-knuckled hands gripped the wheel as I steadied myself. Drip, after further telepathic liaison with HRH suggested we listen to some music. No sooner thought than done, HRH racked up some impressive tune-age on the multi-media and we settled in to our journey to the Pyrenees.

Now this particular hire car was blessed with a behemoth-like engine of 1.0 litres of petrol frugality. Barely enough power to progress much past a standstill. With 70 stone of Peloton meat and gravy aboard, the thing struggled. The useless fucking clutch had zero feel and as the engine generated the mechanical momentum of a spinning 5p piece, so stalling was a regular occurrence.

4 of the 5 car inhabitants saw stalling not as a consequence of a shit car and 5 fat blokes, but more as an aching lack of talent on my part.

Worst was yet to come.

We entered resort and got to within 25 yards of destination when a tricky hill-start was required. Handbrake on, gentle rise of revs, I’ve got this. I’ve got this…..I didn’t have this.

I was about as far from having this as you can get whilst remaining in the same country.

The engine squealed, the clutch slipped, massively. NWA was turned down on Spotify and all we were left with was the stench of burning clutch.

I had a sinking feeling that I’d properly fucked the hire car.

Anyway, announcing your arrival in a plume of melted friction plates is how we rolled in team Gold car.

Greetings aside, quick sit down and then to the job of bicycling.

And so we return to the annual highlights list. A snap-shot of the rides and the riding from this year’s Grande Tour. But before we get to that, some stats.

The Rides

• Day 1. Lac d’estainge. Shortest ride at 32k but 3rd for overall ride gradient. • Day 2. Col des Tentes. A punchy 96k but a bit bleak on arrival at top • Day 3. Tourmalet. 101k. Great ending with really steep gradient for the last few hundred meters. You can see why it’s used on the tour so often. Fairly bleak riding through the town halfway up. Unrelenting 2 hours of climbing at over 8%. Brutal. Sensational ride home though through some beautiful countryside though • Day 4. Col d’Aubisque via Col du Soulor. Probably the ride of the tour in terms of utterly breath-taking scenery. Beautifully ribboned and freshly tarmacked road on the ascent, which I spent all my time on just thinking about the future descent. And then a jaw-dropping ride along a precipitous drop all the way to the top of Aubisque. A hard slog. Particularly on Soulor when a mid-teens ramp halfway up punches you right in the kidneys and jabs you in the eye for good measure. 2nd for overall ride gradient with 2.62% average for the total ride. Ouch • Day 5. Hautacam. Short out and back. 38k. God, that was one punchy climb. Kilometers click past and are either 8,9 or 10%. Felt unending. Overall ride average gradient of 3.1% made this the most climbiest rider per K we did.

The experience and the stories

• Good accommodation at the Pyrenees cycling lodge. Although Mark, our host, was somewhat perturbed to find Twinge v1.0 curled up and asleep at the foot of the front door on day 1. Twinge v2.0 preferred the comfort of the nest • Formal police notices issued for a range of offences including; the leaving of new tour top on the back of the chair overnight….shocking. The public dissing of one of the team whilst he was out on the hill. Police notice issued following a ‘whistleblower’ incident. • Yellow cap went to HRH on his maiden tour, but he was run very close by the impeccably dressed ColMac who, in my view, nailed the best single day performance with his well-judged blue accents matching the tour top perfectly. There was no suggestion of Twinge vote irregularities. Well, none were verbalised at any rate • JT won orange on the fact that he pulled his thumb out of his arse a couple of weeks before tour and did 2 or 3 turbo sessions. Everyone agreed that this sullied the good name of the Orange cap and that perhaps we should remember last year’s benchmark winner when awarding in the future. General shock and disappointment all round. At least one person cried. • The group as a whole consumed 18 complimentary fun-sized Mars each and every day. • I accounted for 17 of the above • Perfect weather • I’m not saying that sharing a room with Macca is like drawing the sleep equivalent of the short straw…….. this year’s tour saw ear-plugs land. At last we can now embrace our favourite flyer like a long-lost brother..snore onward little one, snore onward • Biggest tour disappointment was the e-bike not running out of juice. At least 8 people prayed daily for this to come to pass • I only fell asleep twice this year at the various lunch stops… once in a deck chair next to ColMac whilst holding a pint (which I subsequently spilled on myself)…oddly enough, this incident went completely unobserved. Second time was at the top of Aubisque and lasted a nano-second. Not only was this observed but it was also filmed. Cat-like reflexes of the Pittock

….and so much more besides.

G19, a Grande Tour and huge success. My thanks go to JT for wrangling the accommodation with usual Teutonic efficiency and a huge shout out to Damo for driving all the bikes over there, complaining decidedly little and pandering to many a disorganised cyclist.

However in drawing to a close this year, I’d like to highlight 2 particular tour performances.

Firstly Dripping. The lad has had most of the bones in his body removed and replaced with man-made replicas. He has the back of a 90-year old and the combination of the 2 have meant that any sort of reasonable training regime was nigh-on impossible. He wasn’t ready to perform. At times he could barely walk straight let alone ride. To top it all off he’d had an epidural to release the muscles in his lower back, an injection which effectively puts your muscles to sleep, a consequence of which must undoubtedly seep into the legs one way or another.

Early on Tourmalet, and I mean really early, first 15 mins I reckon, I passed Dripping who was panting and out of the saddle, wrestling his bike reluctantly up an unrelenting climb.

It took me 2 hours. Drip spent an hour on top of that defeating his foe. 3 hours of climbing at over 8% in that condition. I don’t think there was anyone present on this tour who would have had the mental strength to achieve what Dripping achieved. I would have thrown my bike off a cliff having doused it in petrol and set fire to it long before the summit. Amesy wouldn’t have even boarded the plane. Clemo wouldn’t have left the bower.

As pink cap performances go, Dripping knocked it out of the park with gritted determination and practically zero complaining (apart from when our host effectively called him a vagrant for dossing in the hall).

The biggest problem Dripping now faces is going to be awarding the cap next year. He has shocking form in this particular decision-making department. Last time he did the honours he overlooked Damo’s stellar tour and gave it to James, who had pulled his thumb out of his arse and had done 2 or 3 turbo sessions. I swear to god I think I’ve seen JT do the old Obi Wan Kanobi Jedi mind tricks on awards night more than once…’there’s nothing to see here… move along’

In a bold future prediction, the G20 pink cap odds are currently, Damo 3/1 (patience and service of Drip’s woefully cleaned bike), JT 2/1 (Jedi), HRH evens (blood is blood).

Before we finish, time to look at things through a slightly different lens.

A coupla months back, I accompanied JT and his chum Neil (inventor of the petrol engine) on a wee trip to Austria. This was prior to JT putting in his incredible 2-3 turbo sessions I might add.

As the wee-man and and I snuffled and puffed our way up Großglockner we both discussed the possibility of e-bikes on future tours. We saw families of all ages out on bike, often with the older generation right in the mix on their leccy MTB’s.

We loved being out on the bike but could feel the pain of the combination of hurt from lack of preparation, weight and age.

In a universe which sees entropy rule, moving order and structure slowly but inevitably into chaos, time is our enemy. We can fight and push but this ride is one-way only. It’s a big step to make decisions to tackle a harder path just to be able to enjoy the journey, but by chosing to go on tour with an e-bike this year, this is the path Moley chose. And he bloody loved every second of G20. Always smiling. Riding every mile. The e-bike enabled him to continue and properly enjoy the love of cycling in the big country with the boys.

He took a lot of shit for that decision. And indeed, can rightly expect to continue to do so. In fact, we are all still praying the fucker will run out of juice one day! But taking the piss is one thing, I actually think more than one of us looked negatively on the decision to do these rides on an e-bike. Almost as if it were cheating.

Now Moley may have had some assistance enjoying the trip, but he still had to put a shift in. And what else was he to do..? Not go, because he didn’t want to suffer and at some point, or even worse, fail over the 5 days?

Moley is the first person to take an e-bike on tour.

He will not be the last.

I want to ride as long as possible on a normal bike, but fuck me I’ll be e-biking it all the way if it’s a choice between doing or not doing.

Dripping aced pink on G19 with grit and utter determination.

Internally he said ‘fuck this, I’m going no matter what’.

Moley knew he would get a lot of stick for the e-bike choice.

Internally he said ‘fuck this, I’m going no matter what’.

That’s the spirit fellas.

G20, the summit, beckons. Majorca. The weekend of 25th April is looking likely. Gentlemen, clear your diaries. Gaudeix press release and invite to follow shortly.

Do 2 or 3 turbo sessions and a cap is more or less guaranteed.

Ride safely my lil fuckerinos….

Hoppo

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