#snk polls

[are-you-unwell-about]

[pulpolicia]

okay, so:

please elaborate

[yutamayo]

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Autist4Autist ships

i was gonna wait to post this ofc but I want jack to see it. also feel free to yell at me if you think some of these aren't autistic. i'm unsure if levi is, but hange has so much autism that they make up for his lack of symptoms.

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it?

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

out of curiosity and the need for procrastination!

also we not going into the "i literally read y-en when i see y/n" discourse or rambling about preferring narrative style over placeholders. don't be a party pooper

reblog for sample size! :3

[beatricebat]

So: the letter-sniffing. I always assumed Historia was just like Marty from Grease, and that she hosed all her stationery down with Chaneldia No 5. What does everyone else think?

Please reblog for a bigger sample size, and also go wild with your comments/tags whether we know each other or not. 💕💖💕

[tragic-ships-tournament]

Tragic Ships Tournament Round 1

Propaganda under the cut!

Madohomu:

"Sweetest girls in the whole world doomed by Madoka being really sweet and trusting (and also her desire to be a cute magical girl). Homura is fighting so hard to protect her because she thinks she's cute or whatever."

Eruri:

"Power couple! Commander x his right hand man. Crazy x Even crazier but better at hiding it. Levi can sense the tragedy coming on the night before they leave for the big battle and in true tsundere fashion, threatens to break Erwin's legs so he has to stay home and not risk his life. Both of them put each other before themselves. Levi thinks Erwin's mind is what can save humanity, while Erwin fully trusts in Levi's power, both thinking of themselves as more disposable than the other. The subtle shine in Levi's eyes everytime he has to make a decision regarding Erwin's death makes it look like he's tearing up and about to break his "cool guy" facade (and it breaks ME TOO!!!). After Erwin's death, Levi is so focused on killing the goddamn monkey that I thought he wouldn't mind if he himself died along with him, all because he promised to take it down for Erwin. I am in pain thinking about them."

[spicerackofblorbos]

link to event information and masterlist

Delicate - Taylor Swift

Levi Ackerman x gn!reader

Third floor on the West Side, me and you Handsome, you're a mansion with a view Do the girls back home touch you like I do? Long night with your hands up in my hair Echoes of your footsteps on the stairs Stay here, honey, I don't wanna share

☾ content/warnings ➼ canon, smut (MDNI), unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it bbys), creampie, dominant Levi, lewd language

☾ wc ➼ ~650

You’re not entirely certain how you got to this point. One moment, you’re yelling at your captain for being too harsh on the new cadets. The next, you’re sneaking into the living quarters of said captain like it was second nature.

You both had an agreement early on that the relationship you two shared would be strictly professional, only talking when necessary and working together if commanded – it helped that you both couldn’t stand to be in the same building together.

Relationships between cadets and higher-ups were trouble, even more so when you’re a part of their squad. What if there was special treatment? The Scouts couldn’t risk it. They won’t hear of it.

It was a delicate situation, indeed.

That’s why you had to be extremely silent when you’re bent over Levi’s desk, his cock buried so deep in you that you could see stars.

“Lost your voice, have you?” Levi taunts gruffly from behind, his fingers gripping so tight on your hips that were you not so blissed out, you’d be wincing from the pain. “Think you can yell at me like that, huh?” His hips slam into you hard as he grunts.

Your fingers dig into the sides of the desk for something to hold on as your face rests on the cool, lacquered wood underneath you. You’ve been biting your bottom lip so hard that it might bruise in the hopes to keep quiet, but soft moans escape anyway.

You don’t even know what time it is, or even how long you’ve been there. All you know is that you’ve had more than five orgasms at this point, and your legs are trembling. Were it not for the desk and Levi’s vice grip, you’d have crumpled to the floor by now.

“L-Levi-” You pant, a trail of saliva escapes your parted lips and pool on his unfinished paperwork – something you can’t be bothered to care about.

His hand slides up your back and into your hair before he curls his fingers in the strands, tugging hard until your head jerks up. You’re now face to face with the darkened window of his bedroom, the reflection of your slack jawed-self staring back at you.

“What’s that? Gonna cum again for me again?” His raven hair sticks to his forehead, glistening with sweat, as he pounds in you ruthlessly, skin slapping skin so loudly you just know someone could hear if they pass. “Do it. Come for me like the good cadet you are.”

You can’t even respond before the tidal wave of pleasure crashes over you, and you have to bite into your arm to keep yourself quiet.

“Fuck.” Levi groans at the feeling of you tightening around him from you coming undone.

He isn’t any better, because he cannot hold himself back anymore. His thrusts are erratic, and with one more hard hit, he spills deep in you. Thick ropes of his cum fill you up to the brim as he holds onto you for dear life.

For a moment, all that can be heard are the crickets singing outside of his window and the rapid pants from the two of you. He takes a moment before pulling out of you, followed by a small stream of a mix of both of your juices running down your leg.

Levi grips your waist with both hands and helps you stand, keeping an arm behind you to hold you steady.

“Maybe I should yell at you more often.” You tease, placing your hand on Levi’s chest for more stability. His heart is racing underneath your palm.

“Be careful what you wish for.” He warns, his stormy eyes narrowing just a sliver. “Let me get you cleaned up.” This time with a softer voice.

With a calloused him, he takes yours and leads you into his private bathroom, closing the wooden door behind you.

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

Anime Awakenings Round 2 Side A Poll 1

Propaganda:

Haruka -

"I think a lot of people got awakened gender and sexuality wise."

"She's a beautiful butch who made me realise I want to also one day become a beautiful butch myself. Even though my country's dub made Sailor Uranus and Neptune "close friends" the gay vibes were still pretty damn obvious, it awakened something in my baby lesbian heart."

"Queer, canonically. Unclear if [Haruka and Michiru are] lesbians, bi, pan, or something else - but queer. It was the first time I'd seen any type of queerness acknowledged, within media or otherwise. So some months later at a school dance, when I realized 'I'm having this emotion over another girl??' it took me all of like two minutes of standing at the sidelines and getting some air to go 'Like Haruka and Michiru? Like Haruka and Michiru.' And that was that lmao. It was only the beginning of a long process of self-discovery, but boy did they ever make that first step easy."

""I am NOT straight." Gay/bi awakening for a generation of fangirls lbr."

"Made me realize a powerful and mature magical girl can also be a dashing guy(?) with a kickass car, because gender is so much more than two rigid categories."

"My butches bring all the girls to the yard."

"Gender. She's gay, Your Honor."

"She's a hot, butch lesbian. 13 yr old me could NOT take it. I woke up the day after she was introduced and I was like Hm. Guess I like women. Her suit was so hot though. All of her was ofc but the SUIT."

"i remember the first time i saw her, wearing the boys school uniform and picking her gf up on a motorbike. i wanted to be like her soooooooooo bad and now i am <3 shes a true butch icon."

Hange -

"helped me realize my genderqueerness. idk how to explain it but hange is canonically enby."

[postwarlevi]

Need more options 😆

[poll-polls]

NOTE: This poll is not in regards to names such as Edward Elric, Eren Jaeger, and Allen Walker which were already in Western order in the original Japanese.

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

EREH showdown

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it? (Don't do doughnuts by halves, as my fat friends say, edition)

I was just scheduling polls and, lets just say this idea was too damn good to pass up. Thank you, submitter.

(I'm also adding something veeeery special to submission rules, so keep an eye out, this is a special one)