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I would much rather Erwin and Hange died in Marley after being run over, trying to feed a car carrots 😞

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Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

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VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*

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love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)

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i am eternally blessed to be able to suck Jotaro’s bara tiddie while standing🙏

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@rivangel dw im always thinking about our pookie🥺

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Levi had an Underground accent. eerily similar to Kenny's when Levi was much younger, but after Kenny left, he got it into his head to speak 'more proper', mostly to spite him.

but with no reference to how people Aboveground speak, his voice always had this kind of biting twang that made his speech sound loose. and it's so HOT. jvijgijfr9j he'd say ‘I reckon xxx’ and ‘fixin to’ or ‘as all get-out’ so cute

but then when he first got Aboveground, Levi learned that people could tell he was from there instantly. he didn't care about that fact in of itself (cue Levi never giving a shit what anyone thinks. he's already as pale as a piece of paper), but it sounded so messy, he realized.

it's the distinction with being seen as a filthy vermin from Underground. Kenny always taught him appearance matters, hence the way Levi dresses and keeps his image neat, and so his accent turned into a stain on his character.

at first, before Levi had any reputation besides being a criminal suddenly shoved into their ranks, other Scouts would've gotten onto him a ton just because of that. just like when he was a kid, others hated him for his sheer existence. purposefully avoiding him (though that didn't bother Levi much at all), calling him filthy and dirty, telling him to go back to the hole he crawled out of.

And he’d just stare. “Better yet, I could stuff your skull full a’ shit if ya want.”

and he did most of the time, but that wasn't enough for him. so he forced himself to fix it (kinda like how Sasha did). it wasn't like he was talkative anyway, but when he did speak, he forced his voice rigid and spoke slowly when he could. Levi was already a master at being acutely aware of his surroundings, (hehe and quiet enough that people used to gossip or talk shit around him as if he wasn't there), but he started listening for the way people Aboveground spoke down to the letter, and mimicked that. as months passed, he was successful. almost completely. it was a little uncanny.

HOWEVER. it still slips out sometimes...

hims drinking enough to reach any semblance of tipsy for example is rare (partly because he doesn’t like the effects, and with him being an Ackerman it’s a lot of drinking to get there), but when he does, his accent starts faltering at the end of his sentences. instead of thinking it’s thinkin’, or i just imagine his sharp drawl when he says specifically like, ‘ugh, drunk piece ‘a shit…’ mingling with his slurred speech. maybe because he’s annoyed he’s reminding himself of Kenny in that moment :(((

it comes out when he’s angry enough to shout, or when he has to yell orders. he hates it, but he can’t help it when he starts to see red.

when he’s just woken up too. when he’s not even bothering to open his eyes yet whenever he rasps a little mornin’ against your lips or late late late into the night, and you finally got him out of his office chair, walking him to his bedroom. I gotta work. fuck’re you doin’? Not tired (liar).

it slips through into his little whimpers and sighs when he’s begging you for even more, past the point where you’ve drained his balls multiple times. writhing all over the sheets and chanting your name on top of Can’t I can’t, s’too much. Ah… ah…

Weren’t you begging just a second ago?

and he whines through his grit teeth, so pretty. Not. Beggin’.

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AGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHH⁉️‼️⁉️

OH NO

//gn!reader

Levi had an Underground accent. eerily similar to Kenny's when Levi was much younger, but after Kenny left, he got it into his head to speak 'more proper', mostly to spite him.

but with no reference to how people Aboveground speak, his voice always had this kind of biting twang that made his speech sound loose. and it's so HOT. jvijgijfr9j he'd say ‘I reckon xxx’ and ‘fixin to’ or ‘as all get-out’ so cute

but then when he first got Aboveground, Levi learned that people could tell he was from there instantly. he didn't care about that fact in of itself (cue Levi never giving a shit what anyone thinks. he's already as pale as a piece of paper), but it sounded so messy, he realized.

it's the distinction with being seen as a filthy vermin from Underground. Kenny always taught him appearance matters, hence the way Levi dresses and keeps his image neat, and so his accent turned into a stain on his character.

at first, before Levi had any reputation besides being a criminal suddenly shoved into their ranks, other Scouts would've gotten onto him a ton just because of that. just like when he was a kid, others hated him for his sheer existence. purposefully avoiding him (though that didn't bother Levi much at all), calling him filthy and dirty, telling him to go back to the hole he crawled out of.

And he’d just stare. “Better yet, I could stuff your skull full a’ shit if ya want.”

and he did most of the time, but that wasn't enough for him. so he forced himself to fix it (kinda like how Sasha did). it wasn't like he was talkative anyway, but when he did speak, he forced his voice rigid and spoke slowly when he could. Levi was already a master at being acutely aware of his surroundings, (hehe and quiet enough that people used to gossip or talk shit around him as if he wasn't there), but he started listening for the way people Aboveground spoke down to the letter, and mimicked that. as months passed, he was successful. almost completely. it was a little uncanny.

HOWEVER. it still slips out sometimes...

hims drinking enough to reach any semblance of tipsy for example is rare (partly because he doesn’t like the effects, and with him being an Ackerman it’s a lot of drinking to get there), but when he does, his accent starts faltering at the end of his sentences. instead of thinking it’s thinkin’, or i just imagine his sharp drawl when he says specifically like, ‘ugh, drunk piece ‘a shit…’ mingling with his slurred speech. maybe because he’s annoyed he’s reminding himself of Kenny in that moment :(((

it comes out when he’s angry enough to shout, or when he has to yell orders. he hates it, but he can’t help it when he starts to see red.

when he’s just woken up too. when he’s not even bothering to open his eyes yet whenever he rasps a little mornin’ against your lips or late late late into the night, and you finally got him out of his office chair, walking him to his bedroom. I gotta work. fuck’re you doin’? Not tired (liar).

it slips through into his little whimpers and sighs when he’s begging you for even more, past the point where you’ve drained his balls multiple times. writhing all over the sheets and chanting your name on top of Can’t I can’t, s’too much. Ah… ah…

Weren’t you begging just a second ago?

and he whines through his grit teeth, so pretty. Not. Beggin’.

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do you ever think about levi's slight accent from the underground because im thinking about it and im losing my mind over it

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LEVI 🫦

Levi 😩

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You know what I think? I think Levi has whimpery moans. Like a cross between a whimper and a moan.

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I am staring ‼️DISRESPECTFULLY‼️

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thinking about levi doing aerobics amd how fucking flexible he would be - AH he’d bend into all this majestic impossible positions, transitioning effortlessly between them and with nothing but an intense focus like ugh

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let it pulse inside while I keep reminding you how in love with you I am

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“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

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siiiiigh

i wonder if Levi would try to teach his fighting technique/tips/tricks to those he cares about……..

like, standing behind them, guiding their hands as they adjust to the unusual way he grips his blades 🧎‍➡️

or during hand-to-hand combat, raising his loved one’s arms, telling them how to stand and UGHGGHHHHBBBBBHHHHH‼️‼️‼️👹👹👹👹

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a little pumpkin 🧡