#and I had an idea

[mariegreen-2000]

A meme of CatNap that I made for the poppy playtime discord server 

[ponuchuu]

would yall read my writing if i wrote something

[courtingchaos]

Has anyone thought about older dad!Steve and older dad!Eddie threesome? No? Just me? Don’t mind if I do.

Your friends with their daughter, maybe just outta college. 21-22 and you’re obsessed with her dads band. Like you two met in middle school and you had no idea who one of her dads was until she just casually lets it slip. So you go your whole friendship just ragging on her about her cool ass dad and when you get older you start ragging on her about her hot ass dad(s). ‘What do you mean dads? Steve isn’t in the band.’ And your all just 😈😈😈.

She hates this so much but she knows you’re just kidding (no you aren’t). But your 20 years younger than them! You’re not gonna try anything! And neither would they!

So you two go to college together, stay local. Maybe you go for music so Eddie is like, way up your ass about it. Always asking how school is going what your playing what’s class like trying to learn drums. And his kid is constantly like rolling her eyes about it but your basically part of the family so she’s used to relaying messages to you from her dads.

You go home to her’s that first Christmas break, newly 19 and your getting into your College Years so you’ve got a Style™️ now. You’re doing your hair now, you’re not wearing ratty ass clothes anymore. Who knew you had a body under all those hoodies. And it’s Steve. Steve’s the one that notices first, hates himself for it keeps looking at you from the kitchen, over his little round glasses. You’re oblivious because you’ve never seriously entertained the idea of fucking your friends dads before. (Just in your dreams (Eddie’s a rockstar and his husband is a glasses wearing teacher, so sue you)).

Later Steve’s sitting in bed with Eddie who is home for now and he just lets out this big sigh and is like, “look babe I gotta admit something to you and I need you to know beforehand that I hate myself for it.” And Eddie, ever aware of Steve’s taste is like “it was her friend right? I saw the dress too.” He doesn’t even look up from his book he’s like “I get it. Don’t be a dirty old man about it.” And they spend the night bickering about what constitutes ‘old’.

The next time they see you, you’re back to your torn clothes but Steve can’t seem to get the image of you in that slinky little Christmas number you were in. He’s beside himself the whole time, yelling at himself internally the whole day to stop being a creep. You’re 19! Later at dinner Eddie makes some joke about bringing you on tour as a backup for Gareth and you laugh and say “Honestly, I think I’d make a better groupie.” And Eddie chokes on his drink which makes Steve look over at him and he can see the The Look on Eddie’s face. He knows Steve has sussed him out, knows he’s been having the same thoughts. Under the table Steve sends Eddie a text ‘Don’t be a dirty old man 🤓’.

[ayahimes]

due to ayaka's vision her body temperature is naturally cooler . she runs colder than most people . it's not ' ice cold ' but if you happen to hold her hand you can expect quite a shock because it'll send a chill straight through you . it's a benefit for when she's dancing / training / fighting . from a scientific standpoint there are benefits to colder weather ( in this instance , colder body temperature ) . she has improved cognitive function , focus , and more mental clarity . she doesn't do well in hot and humid areas , such as the jungles of sumeru . she starts to get a little agitated , but it's only because she's not conditioned for that type of temperature . she does enjoy warmth though , primarily in colder areas where it's easier for her to regulate her temperature . she also likes warmth with soft physical touch . it's often equated with people she's fond of , such as ayato or thoma .

[vvstual]

making a last minute ooo anniversary set as one does

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[sabertoothwalrus]

ah my favorite zelda game *looks at smudged writing on my hand* Wind Baker

[gerardpilled]

I hate when an artist gets exposed for being a bad person and people start the narrative “why would you even want to listen to their shitty music” when are we going to be freed from the idea that only good people create good art and bad people create bad art. It just makes it harder for these types of people to be exposed because now you got people thinking “how is this possible, his music is so good!”

[the-coffee-fandom]

Had to make a meme to describe me currently

[planefood]

this is how the cold war ended

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[leafbreez]

Mabel wears triangle earrings very often...

[notherpuppet]

First Meeting

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me