#and I gave them a son cuz why not and they were having a baby in season 2 so thought about them giving the kid a design and so BOOM Noeru!
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puffpawstries · 12 days ago
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Working on a Christmas couple outfit design based on this screenshot I found, I decided to try drawing an outfit for the two of them and draw them a son as well, cause I can >:]
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mooooonnnzz · 1 year ago
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Miguel taking his daughter to spider HQ?
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Miguel takes his daughter to HQ! How bad could it be?
✎ my brain is brewing with words
✎ fem reader!!
✎ send more ideas cuz my brain is in writing mode rn hehe
✎ oh miguel is also lil grumpy here bc why not
✎ ok thats all!! :p
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Miguel is very hesitant to bring you to HQ. He doesn’t want to have you near harm's way. Plus, there would be nothing for you to do there so what’s the point?
Though, you’re persistent and didn’t take his no for an answer.
He eventually gave in when you roped Lyla into it. He couldn’t deal with two annoyances at once. (He means it endearingly)
So, he brings you to HQ—against his will
Your eyes sparkled with amazement as you took in the place. The area was huge. “This place is so cool!” You marveled. You look over to Miguel, beaming brightly. “This is awesome!” You whispered and yelled, your attention going back to the Spider-People who swung and walked by. Miguel shook his head in amusement, a smile pulling to his lips. As you continued to wander off, he noticed you were walking a little close to the edge. “Cuidado!” His webs shoot around your waist as you near the edge. He pulls you into his chest, letting out a relieved sigh. “You have to be careful when you’re walking around here.” He’s following you like a hawk after that.
Since it’s your first time there, everyone jumps to the assumption that you’re another Spider-Woman who Miguel or Jess recruited.
Miguel is quick to squander those ideas. He informs them that you’re his daughter and he’s showing you the place.
They all have to take a moment. They’re all like, “What? Miguel has a daughter?”
When they ask why he never told them, he responds by saying; “You never asked.”
“That’s your daughter?” Peter B. Parker was gagged. He couldn’t comprehend the fact that Miguel had a daughter. “How come you never talked about her?!” His eyes are blown wide and his jaw is slack. Like, Miguel O’Hara has a daughter?! “I do. You just don’t listen.” He grumbled out, sending an icy glare to Peter. Miguel does talk about you, it just gets overshadowed by how much Peter talks about Mayday. “What? When!?” Peter sputters out. “All the time.” You roll your eyes at Miguel’s cold behavior. “Papi, don’t be mean.” Miguel’s pinched expression visibly softens at your words, right when Miguel is about to apologize, Peter turns over to you excitedly. “Do you want to meet my daughter?” Miguel lets out a long sigh. “Mayday would love to meet you!” Peter grins. “Speaking of the little devil, where is she?” He looks around, lips downturned into a frown. He cups his hands around his mouth. “Mayday!” Another sigh leaves Miguel’s lips. “Mayday, honey! Where are you?” Miguel takes this opportunity to grab your shoulder and walk away from Peter. Once he’s far enough, he gives you a tense smile. “Oh, there you guys are! For a second I thought you ran away from me.” Peter swings right next to Miguel, Mayday sitting comfortably in her baby carrier. The smile on Miguel’s face drops. “Anyways, meet Mayday!”
Miguel dreads the moment when you have to meet Gwen, Miles, Pav, and Hobie. They always bug him about you, wondering when he’ll bring you over.
They’ve seen him see videos of you and him on his little holograms as he worked, he isn’t secretive about you.
Plus, whenever he gets the chance to talk about you, he doesn’t hesitate to start blabbering.
So they know pretty much almost everything about you.
Blame Miguel
“Miigueel,” Gwen dragged out his name teasingly as she swung in front of you and Miguel. “Is this who we think it is!” Pavitr was brimming with excitement as he dropped right next to Gwen. “Is this Miguel’s daughter?” Hobie raised a brow as he leaned an arm on Pav’s shoulder. “About time we meet her!” Miles smiled, giving you a friendly wave. You wave back, chuckling to yourself. Miguel dragged a hand down his face as he groaned dramatically loud. “Estos son los imbéciles de los que te sigo hablando.” Miles' face dropped to an offended look. “Really?” Miles says. Hobie furrowed his brows. “What did he say?” He looked over to Miles in confusion. Pavitr shrugged. “I don’t know but I don’t think it was a good thing.”
The whole tour was a headache for Miguel. He couldn’t stay in one place without Gwen offering a new place to head to, or Hobie asking questions on how you manage to have a dad like Miguel.
Pav was adding his commentary to certain situations which drove Miguel up the wall. Miles was trying to strike up a conversation with you, trying to impress you by speaking in Spanish.
Then Peter came along and the whole thing fell into chaos
“Hold Mayday real quickly. I need to take a picture of you two!” Peter handed you Mayday and she fumbled in your hands until you managed to rest her on your side. “Picture? Can I join!” Pavitr jumped right next to you, striking a dashing smile as he struck a pose. Miles and Gwen swarmed in the photo, settling around you and posing. Gwen did a peace sign while Miles did bunny ears on Gwen. Hobie lazily smiled, body halfway into the frame. “Hobie, get your whole body in the photo!” Peter motioned Hobie to move into the frame. “I don’t wanna.” Hobie shrugged. Peter sighed and let him be, gleefully saying “Cheese!” as he snapped a few photos. “Oh, MJ is gonna love this!” Peter mumbled to himself. Mayday looked up at you, cutely babbling in her baby language. Her chubby arm grappled onto your shoulder and pulled herself up with her inhuman baby strength. “Oh! Peter, she’s climbing on me!” You watch in horror as she settles on your shoulder, only to fall back and luckily get caught by Miguel. “Oh, don’t worry. She does that.” Peter waves it off, eyes glued on the photos. “Por Dios,” Miguel murmured under his breath.
When you got home, Miguel swore to himself that he’d never bring you back over there.
You went back to HQ a day later.
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hotchfiles · 11 months ago
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❝ ['CUZ YOU'RE A NATURAL] ❞ — a in this house of mine prequel ; MDNI!
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pairing: aaron hotchner x rossi!reader. summary: not having a crush on your dad's friend and co-worker should be rule number one. but what are rules when said friend is aaron hotchner? content warnings: this is suggestive at best. foul language? still let's go with MDNI! age-gap flirting. word count: 1k. a/n: might do a pt.2, i just needed to get this out of my brain.
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He’s just pretending not to notice it at this point, which isn’t easy coming from a person who notices everything. Coming from the man who helped build the unit that literally analyzes people for a living. 
Granted he wasn’t the most present of fathers and he wasn’t even sure if your mother was his second or third ex-wife anymore, but he knew human behavior, and human behavior clearly showed there was no reason for you to be there, “Kid, I’m sure you hate sports of any kind.” David comments, observing as you make sure Jack’s shoes are tight and won’t get in his way. 
“Well dear father, actually, I was a cheerleader for my last three high school years. And the first two college ones.” He knows that, and you know he knows it, but your best way out of the mess you were purposefully getting into right now was to appeal to the guilt you knew he still had from not being around much. “Base of the pyramid, very important, sporty, love sports.” You noticed you were going on for too long and shut your yapper.
Lucky for you Aaron didn’t seem to mind the two of you discussing, busy watching his baby boy with the most sweetest look on his face, he looks ethereal, his smile the most enchanting you’ve ever seen. 
You can feel your father’s glance going from you to Aaron slowly, he’s observing, analyzing but trying hard to ignore the signs. The signs that you weren’t there for some dad and daughter bonding.
Unless the dad in question was Hotchner.
The sole reason you had put yourself in short rounded skirt, sports short underneath, gym sneakers and shirt, and an old baseball cap to make it look like it wasn't so out of the norm for you to be at an event like that. It was. Your dad was right, you didn't like sports, you liked cheer squad and the parties and the players, not the game. But you had your eyes set on the coach today which is why you were there instead of working on your masters' assignments.
You couldn't even pretend to know what was going on, if it was football you had some experience from watching and hearing past flings talk about it, but soccer? You could only cheer for Jack and bicker with the soccer moms around as they talked about how much better their children were.
"Hey, lady if your son gets that close to Jack again I'm gonna jump him." You point your finger at one of them, decorum almost goes to hell as she begins walking in your direction, Rossi stepping in the way to apologize for your behavior.
Oh. You can't just threaten to hurt kids. That's not okay. "Sorry, just used to fighting with guys' girlfriends to defend my team. Cheer squad reflex memory." You say lowly directly to Aaron, not even bothering to apologize to your father. Your cheeks tomato red, a combination from the embarrassment and the sun that was making everyone sweat.
"It's fine, she has to teach her son fair play anyway, he's not gonna go far like that." His expression doesn't show even one single sign of being mad at you, you notice it, Rossi notices it. Aaron's actually smiling, completely amused by the situation.
It was nice to have someone sticking up for his boy like that.
And to have someone look at him with those eyes. Not the aw you're such a good dad eyes most mothers gave him when he's around for matches. Nope. The please fuck me eyes you always shot at him even if your father was around. For the sake of his loyalty to Rossi he pretended not to see it, as he knew Rossi did too. He hoped David didn't notice the eyes he himself gave you though, or that if he did, he was kind enough to ignore it, Aaron would never act on it. Never. He was twice your age if not more even if he weren't friends with David.
Still, he enjoyed the touches, the stolen glances, the way you wore your short dresses and skirts around him, the way you showed you cared above the desire for the unobtainable. How you sent him cute videos with show Jack as a caption, how you remembered to bring a towel not for yourself, but to pat his face dry, delicate as ever.
"People will think you were the one playing sweating like this." You go through his face and his neck with it, handing him a water bottle after. You brought those yourself too, you wanted to be useful.
Before he can hold it back, a smirk deliciously mischievous takes grip of his lips, "What can I say dear, I tend to sweat a bit when I'm doing any type of exercise." You're not sure if you wished you hadn't caught the innuendo of his reply, as you were now fighting hard not to squirm in front of him. Oh you wanted nothing more than to be the one making him sweat.
"Good thing your bedroom has an A.C then." You say almost mindlessly, panicking just a tad when you grasped the idea that maybe remembering that so easily wasn't the most normal thing to do. Did you just sound obsessive? Stalkerish? You think not when he chuckles, nodding in agreement.
You both just look at each other for a minute, breathing patterns completely irregular, being interrupted only by your father loudly coughing from some steps away from you both, tired of having to deal with the obvious tension between his daughter and his co-worker, his friend! Rossi doesn't say anything else though. And neither does Aaron or you, deciding to just go back to paying attention to the match.
But Hotch had just got you an in. If he hadn't flirted back you might just keep it as a crush, but now?
Now you needed him.
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shreddeddescent · 3 months ago
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family tree? more like family hoola hoop. family box. family time machine. help
SAJKDHJKHAS NO ACTUALLY ACTUALLY THO hold on. i will show you this piece of 'leo gets too fucking high and spirals over the fucking shit and kirby followed him to sit with him while he comes down' thing i wrote. because leo also makes this joke.
“God I’m too high… why are we finally talking when I’m high? This is a bad first impression…”
“You’re making a fine impression, don’t worry..” Kirby wiped his own eyes.
“Why did you take so long to talk to me..? We… we went back to the room and figured it out, everybody chatted with you guys but me… I thought you must have hated me..”
“Oh… I’m sorry it felt like that. It was… ugh. Jenny’s fault, she wasn’t supposed to get spotted. Then things kept going wrong. I guess it worked out, cuz you figured it out, I felt bad cuz Raph looked fucking… miserable when he realized. But it wasn’t gonna be good to do it in public, you know..? We were just tracking. Trying to be stealthy. Did a bad job. I only avoided you cuz I knew you’d try and kick my ass, even if Raph told you not to.”
He snorted. “You’re probably right… Still. Rude not to let me get in on the drama before it happened.”
“Tch, are you kidding? My sisters kept jumping in and making shit worse. We had.. some kind of plan. They just got distracted.”
“Ugh, you are my son aren’t you… so sorry, that’s your curse now.”
He laughed loudly and shook his head. “It’s fine, I love them..”
Leo took a deep breath and blew it out. He stared up at the stars again.
“So. Why did you guys like… travel to this time or dimension or whatever? Just for us? Or something else?”
“For you. I dunno how much of it you’ll get right now cuz you're way too high to get it, wanna keep my explanation clear. We’re here cuz we wanna be. We’re here cuz we love you, even if that makes no sense. We’re not here looking to get revenge on parents who abandoned us, we’re here to see if you guys need help. Cuz knowing how you grew up, comparing it to ourselves… we feel bad. And we feel like adults who can help. We feel like you’re more like.. little brothers. If that’s okay.”
“Raph said you felt like a dad. Like a real dad. He barely knows what that’s like, you know that I’m sure.” Leo blurted out of nowhere and looked over at him.
Kirby looked surprised to hear that. He looked down at himself.
“Huh… I guess I did say I was to the creep. Just kinda felt like the best thing to say in the moment…” he scratched his chin.
“Does that bother you?” Leo asked. He was worried he’d said one of Raph’s secrets he wasn’t supposed to.
“No… I don’t think it does. I mean… obviously it’s wrong, cuz it’s the opposite. But… you guys have literally never had a dad.”
“Have you?”
He looked back over. “Oh. Yeah, uh, Draxum raised us. He wasn’t the best as babies, but he turned it around. He’s not like the worlds best dad, but we were loved. We turned out okay. Took a while, but I do actually know how dads are supposed to work.”
Leo frowned and looked back at the pool. That felt unfair for some reason. He would never ever know the unconditional love of a father. It didn’t feel fair that his son who’d been whisked away out from under him got some kind of stable home. Why couldn’t he have had that? Why was he fucking traumatized and scared of rooftops and booming voices and being forced to rape his brother?
Kirby reached his hand out again.
Leo eyed it and took it.
“If you guys need someone to be a dad, I… I think I could be that. If that was what you wanted.”
Leo took a deep breath.
“You don’t have to. It’s just.. the vibe you gave off. Maybe it was the fucking trunks you had on. You had very big dad energy.”
He laughed and squeezed his hand.
“You really use humour to shy away from emotional honesty doncha?”
“Ugh.. you know my big secret. I can die now.”
Kirby rolled his eyes and laughed.
“I don’t know exactly what you need, Leo. But I think I’m willing to try and help with anything. Maybe it sounds dumb, maybe it’s some selfish desire to reconnect with a family I felt separated from, but we wanna be here. I wanna help you. If you want it.”
“You get that sounds crazy no matter what, right? You wanna.. jump through time or whatever, put yourselves in the timeline of your parents and raise them? You your own grandpa, Kirby?”
He leaned over and flicked Leo in the head.
Leo laughed and hummed. “Yeah. You already fit in. I could see it.”
Kirby rubbed the back of his hand with his thumb.
“You okay now Leo?”
“Still quite high. Not sure when it’s coming down. Might be a while.”
“You cool if I just sit with you while you do?”
Leo looked over at him and smiled. “Yeah… I’d like that. Just don’t judge me if I say anything too stupid.”
“You’ve said plenty stupid already and I’m still not judging.”
“Thanks DAD…” he mumbled as he stared up at the stars.
And Kirby just laughed warmly beside him.
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lazywerebat · 2 years ago
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hello again 🫶
i am the biggest sucker for angst and comfort
how would you feel about this, the lost boys x trans male reader who’s got really bad daddy issues
the type of daddy issues they make you find comfort in men, seek their love and approval for everything, just really bad attachment issues
so it’s just the reader and his daddy issues affecting how he is with the boys 🫶🫶
Losing My Mind !
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Polyam! Lost Boys x TransMan! Reader With Daddy Issues
a/n; thank you for request! i think i may or may not went overboard with this but idrc cuz it was rlly relatable to write! i wrote it based of off a this very very relatable song to me! hope you dont mind that TvT!! also at very end i decided to turn reader into a vampire because that just came to me :))
word count; 6.2k
warnings; reader having bad daddy issues! reader having multiple panic attacks! reader having suicidal thoughts ( not mentioned but hinted )! reader being turned into a vampire!
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“LEAVE ME ALONE”
you yelled as you slapped your room door and locking it. You could hear banging on door and yelling coming from other side.
You were laying on the floor in silence and fear, asking yourself over and over again ‘Why the hell am I here?’ and are you losing your mind? Your world has turned to dust ever since you came out to your dad, you thought he would be happy to have a son, you always heard from him that you were meant to be boy. How he would could you his perfect son and now when you are, everything turned upside down. You felt like no one was around, if you could scream you would but you couldn't make a sound. You knew you were slowly dying inside while tears were coming from your eyes and won't stop. You knew you would be like that all night until you heard a sound like someone is throwing rocks at your window. You slowly stood up, wiping away your tears, trying to looking like you weren't crying. You open window to see your four boyfriends waiting for you to come, shit you forgot you were supposed to meet them at boardwalk half hour ago. You didn't bother dressing up because you were wearing [band] t-shirt, jacket Dwayne gave to you, black ripped jeans and boots. At this point you didn't care how you looked around them you were happy that they were in your life and that you could trust someone. You hoped your dad wasn't in living room or near it, you were slowly coming down stairs trying to not make any noises until you exited the house. That went pretty well,
“Heyy baby!”
you heard one of your boyfriends call, you went to them and gave them all kisses and hugs. Soon after that you went to boardwalk as promised, none of them questioned why you didn't show up at promised time. They probably thought you forgot cause of your bad memory issues but what was important to them is that you were there with them. Boys and you were walking down boardwalk looking at many rides and many arcade Santa Carla has to offer. You would asked them if you could go to some rides, go to arcades or anything, which happily they would agree not questioning why you needed their approval in first place, they thought it was cute you asked them to make sure its okay with them. You were having fun until your eyes landed on your father, whose looking at you with either anger, disappointment or both. You didn't realise you went away from boys, everything was mute to you and that feeling was coming back. You didn't knew what boys seen in you and when they looked at you. You were sitting on floor, back against some building, head between your knees while arms hugged your legs. That question repeated in your head ‘Should I end it all?’ if you couldn't be free from all of this or boys seen a fighter in you not ready to leave with a burning desire to live. You felt a hand on your shoulder and someone speaking to you but you couldn't manage to hear what they said. Feeling of bare chest, hand stroking your back while other hand hold you tight made you realise you were in Dwaynes arms. By that you knew others were with you or they were near. You couldn't really see your surroundings as your vision was complete blur. You just heard him comforting you, making sure you were alright and yes or no questions. You closed your eyes as you calmed down, you went more into his chest seeking for more comfort and he happily gave you more. Soon you felt kisses all over your face, some praises and hand stroking your back.
“Is he feeling alright?”
questioned David, Dwayne looked up to him and nodded. David was glad you were doing better. After you calmed down you went to beach. You were sitting on Dwaynes lap as he was giving you kisses on your neck and cheek, David was next to you while Paul and Marko were in ocean, splashing each other and laughing. You watched as they swam in ocean which some people called life. You were always looking for an escape from everything happening in your life recently, you didn't know what that would be, maybe reading comics, drawing, reading or sleeping? You didn't know. Maybe it could be just staring at ceiling in your room as memories of your father and you flooded your mind, how you would have a fight, having good moment together, him teaching you how to properly use a gun and many many more. You were drowning and drowning in memories of your father and you that you didn't realise David was calling you.
“Hey Y/n. You okay?”
he asked while looking at you, you shaked your head to stop memories then look at him while nodding signaling to him your fine. He just looked at you to confirm it and you gave him a smile,
“Im seriously fine Davey, don't worry!”
you reassured him. This time he was one to nod, you didn't know if he believed you or not, you also didn't know if he was reading your mind. You knew that they were vampires, they told you themselves. You were looking around the beach until you spotted a father and a son having nice moment together. You had that feeling again like you were bounded in chains with a stone in youre chest while lungs were filling with memories, you were drowning in them so fast and it was getting harder and harder to breath. Boys noticed your behaviour and took you to cave, they probably read your memories and knew what was going on. You were this time in Pauls arms, David walking around the cave, Dwayne sitting on couch observing everything while Marko wasn't here, you didn't knew where he was. After some time he came with some bottle covered in some shiny gems or whatever they were called as he gave it to David who came to you. You looked at him,
“Come on kitten, drink up, be with us for eternity and forget him.”
he assured, as he was holding bottle in front of you waiting for your answer as everybody else. You didn't care, you knew you would be safe with them that they would protect you forever. You were still recovering from what happened at beach, so your hands were shaking but you open your mouth. You watched him grin while he poured liquid in your mouth as you heard cheering from others.
“We know exactly someone perfect for your first kill handsome.”
Paul mentioned as he held you and gave you kisses. You drank all liquid from bottle and smiled, David held your chin as he kissed you. You knew you were perfectly safe and protected with them.
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gojuo · 1 year ago
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Having to witness Ragged Tarpits and Becky with the Blue Roses fraudulent ass wedding ceremony in fucking DORNE of all places was borderline vomit inducing, but the fact that production got two of the most mid looking actors to play them was most pleasing to me. Ragged especially looked like a foot in Viserys' old, musty unwashed 2 dollar wig. Never getting over it lmaooooooooo.
Anyway, I do not acknowledge any of that shit as canon and D and D better pay for their sins. Inshallah.
IM CRYINGGGGGGG cuz you wanna know why? Bc that RxL wedding bullshit was so obviously D&D dog ass fanfiction because they wrote themselves into a corner by erasing Young Griff from the show, the guy the entire Southern Plotline is going to revolve around in TWOW and ADOS. I mean they literally split his storyline into four and gave it to other characters:
The legitimate heir part and most of the Westerosi lords' support being with Aegon against Dany went to Jon.
The Golden Company + being King of Westeros once Dany arrives and having the people's love and support against her and the final showdown with her went to Cersei.
Varys + Tyrion + JonCon's trauma of the bells went to Dany.
Jorah got JonCon's greyscale.
Jon's arc has never been about being "the rightful hidden heir". Those are the fantasy trope cliches GRRM has always been subverting. It's Aegon that is the legitimate heir, and what you'd expect is for him to save the day and live happily ever after ... but that's not going to happen. The legitimate heir—the true hidden prince—is going to die. Horrifically. And so is the other legitimate Targaryen (Daenerys). But the one that will come out on top is the bastard.
Now, I don't want to make it seem like Jon's character purpose is being a bastard, because that's the wrong conclusion in my opinion. The point and most important aspect to Jon is being Ned Stark's bastard. And then he's going to find out the man he believed to be his father is not his father at all. The issue with this is that people conflate that with legitimacy which is also the wrong conclusion because that's exactly Aegon's plot, not Jon's. The point of R+L=J is the fact that Jon Snow will no longer be Ned Stark's bastard son, which will devastate him.
However ... how-fucking-ever ... D&D decided to forgo this important facet of Jon and did decide to not write the THIRD HEAD OF THE DRAGON into the story but give the part of Aegon's plotline of being the legitimate heir in the books to show!Jon, which left a very big problem: How were they going to justify why there was a legitimacy battle going down between Jon and Dany when Jon can't even be the legitimate heir if his parents are not married? Which they weren't. Because Rhaegar only needed a Visenya for his already-there Rhaenys and Aegon, and as the future king he could just legitimize his own bastards without any trouble. So he did not need to marry Lyanna to have a child with her per se, especially not the Visenya she was supposed to bear him. And I especially do not believe Lyanna was in any way or form in love with him or that she went with him willingly, considering what we know of her.
Besides, when Rhaegar returned from the Tower of Joy after making sure he raped a baby into Lyanna to King's Landing to ride off for the Trident, he said this to Jaime about Elia, Rhaenys and Aegon:
“And the children, them as well,” said Prince Lewyn.
Prince Rhaegar burned with a cold light, now white, now red, now dark. “I left my wife and children in your hands.”
“I never thought he’d hurt them.” Jaime’s sword was burning less brightly now. “I was with the king … ”
ASOS, Jaime VI.
So you see how he still refers to Elia as his wife, meaning no damn annulment took place? He can't even fucking annul a marriage that is fully legal and totally consummated, and prophecy-obsessed Rhaegar 100% would never cast away his two children HE DEEMED TO BE 2/3 HEADS OF HIS THREE-HEADED DRAGON and he sure as fuck did not make Aegon, literally the son he believed to be the PTWP (as seen by Dany's vision in the HOTU), a bastard. D&D just shot themselves in the foot because they gave Young Griff/Aegon's book storyline of being the legitimate heir to Jon and had to make sense of why it would be him to be the legitimate heir when Rhaegar's legal wife was not Lyanna but Elia.
The entire bullshit way RxL went down in the show was just more proof to me that Young Griff is the real Aegon since D&D just had to make Jon a legitimate son. LMFAO.
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valsnonsense · 8 months ago
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Prince Hatchet
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“Is it weird that I don’t really like to get wet? I may be half Techno, but I live in the desert! Don’t do cold and wet, no sir! You won’t catch me dead swimmin’ for fun… is that weird?”
Parents: Prince Riff and Councillor Synth
Siblings: Viper (Younger Brother), Lantern (Younger Sibling)
Age: 20
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Demisexual/Biromantic
Genre: Country Rock/Hard Rock
Voice Claim: Gary LeVox (Rascal Flatts)
The eldest son of Prince Riff and Councilman Synth. Suave, easy-going, if not a bit aloof, Hatchet prefers to spend his time laying back in a hammock while strumming his guitar, singing sad love songs.
Hatchet is the lead guitarist and singer in a country rock band called Mischief Flats, consisting of him, three country trolls, and one pop troll. Hatchet fell in love with country music on his first visit to Lonesome Flats, and later began to mix it with rock music. He spent a lot of his time performing in Lonesome Flats, where he caught the attention of several other trolls, and eventually formed a band.
When he isn’t performing or practicing, Hatchet is lazing about. Despite how dedicated he is to his band and career, outside of that, he’s a bit of a lazy oaf. He hates work of any kind, preferring to spend his time napping or reading. His popularity gets him many invites to social events and parties, which he usually declines. Can’t chill with an ice cold peach tea if he’s at some bar hyping up groupies, now can he?
As stated above, Hatchet is a Country-Rock troll. He loves how heartfelt and sad country music is, and wanted to see what it’d sound like with a few guitar riffs. He spends a lot of his spare time brain-storming new song ideas, and often finds them by reading sad romance novels.
Hatchet is very close with his family, and was super grateful when they were so supportive of his music-career. He loved playing the guitar for his younger siblings when they were kids, and often sang them lullabies.
Hatchet currently resides in Lonesome Flats, but can be found frequently in Trollstopia visiting family.
Fun Facts!
- Hatchet is a huge bookworm, specifically for sad romance novels. He actually asked Clay for recommendations once, while led to him walking out of a gathering with a pile of about ten books in his arms. He read every single one, and bawled during each.
- Hatchet may be half Techno, but he doesn’t like getting wet. His Rock genes are more prominent in him, leading to him having the more lizard-like skin, which is resistant to water. He can swim and such, but the texture of being wet just makes him uncomfortable.
- Hatchet was raised in Trollstopia, but moved to Lonesome Flats when he reached adulthood to be closer to his bandmates, who all lived in Lonesome Flats. He was sad to leave his dads and siblings, but they were very supportive of him moving to pursue his career. Papa Synth shed the most tears when he left, Hatchet was his first baby after all
And that’s Hatchet, the first of my Rynth babies (Riff/Synth ship name figured out yay!). I based Hatchet and his siblings designs on those crazy fluorescent lizards that can fan out their skin, and his name is actually based off a bioluminescent fish, the marine hatchetfish! Hatchet is also the troll I accidentally gave too much fucking rizz. Like look at the man. He could pull a bunch of hotties if he wanted to slkfjdlsk. And why country rock? I was listening to life is a highway when I was designing him xD
Edit: OH! Forgot to mention, he's a prince cuz in this AU, Riff is Barb's younger brother the prince of rock
Voice Example: Life Is A Highway (Rascal Flatts)
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sayakxmi · 1 year ago
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[Magi reread] Night 38: Junkyard Street
Bro, my heart is not ready.
Alibaba just says that, yeah, Cassim's the real leader of the Fog Troupe, but it seems like he'd always wanted Alibaba to lead... Nah, he didn't. He wanted Alibaba to be bright & catch attention, and to control him from the shadows, probably.
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Bro, I'm so sad. Look at him grinning.
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Honestly, back to smart Alibaba, the whole tunnel thing. Thinking outside the box and all that.
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I love them, but also shoutout to that kid on bottom-right stealing the flag while these two are busy fighting.
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AGH
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Literally all of this is sad, and then there's Alibaba being jealous abt his mom being stolen, lmao. Also, man he's so casual about death here, just, yea, idk what happened, maybe he ran, maybe he killed himself, who knows.
Not that he desevred anything better, but still. Death must've been such a common occurrence in the slums.
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Agh. Look at them. Alibaba's living his best life, Anise is always smiling, Mariam is so happy, and Cassim's so awkward it's all so precious. Also, I suddenly remembered that Cassim propsed to Anise like 3 times, lmao. But UGH they were a FAMILY
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So, I guess Alibaba watched it happen?
But also, agh, look at Cassim's expression ;_;
Other than that, I'm thinking again abt Aibaba doing something similar for Aladdin in his introduction chapter, like, I wish we knew more about Anise. How much of Alibaba came from her?
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Like, bro, what's there to say, I'm just sitting here, being sad. Also, do you guys think Alibaba might have some trauma related to illnesses? I usually hc that he does, I mean, the slums in general, but also literally his mom, his father, then as he finds out, Mariam... Everybody in his family died out of illness, except for Cassim, who'd killed himself. Jesus.
Everybody's moms are dead, except for that one who should be dead.
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UGHHHH
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Honestly, pretty cool that they were helped out.
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Ugh, baby.
And that goddamn horn gets me.
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No, but seriously. He later gets mad at Alibaba for not doing all that stuff... Alibaba was willing to do, except Cassim told him no. Like, bro, you're sending him mixed signals.
Alibaba: Can I help steal?
Cassim: No
Cassim, some time later, angry: You live such a proper life, you never steal, you never-
Alibaba's hair looks so messy, Cassim's self-loathing hits pretty hard, but here I'll offer you something somewhat silly.
Like, it's better in the anime, cuz Cassim says "you should live a respectable life like your mother", which Alibaba very much could have taken as "have you considered becoming a prostitute?" And I just find it kinda funny.
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Why must you hurt me that way
Also, Cassim looks like he hadn't slept well in days. Probably exactly what happened, tbh.
I wonder why.
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Merry Crisis
And I've always liked that choice to have Rashid be just a faceless silhouette from Alibaba's perspective here. Father is for emotional distance, lmao.
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He wanted Cassim to tell him to stay : ( But no one ever tells him to stay : (
Ugh, I am being destroyed by this chapter again.
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1 - BRO YOU LITERALLY TOLD HIM NOT TO and 2 -
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It's both sad and silly at the same time.
Also, it's now that I realize that he probably has a black eye, that's why he looks like that.
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Man, this makes so sad. And also. FATHER IS FOR EMOTIONAL DISTANCE
Like, Rashid was a shit father. A pretty good king, a good mentor, but a shit father. He just kind of. Wasn't there. For any of his sons. According to SnB he left the first two for their mother to care for, then was disappointed they didn't turn out how he wanted them to. And you also get the impression that he started searching for Alibaba bc he gave up on these two. Which is shitty for them, and shitty for Alibaba. He had his life turned upside down, because Rashid was too busy playing around in other nations & teaching the one kid that wasn't his, than actually making sure his country has proper heirs.
Like, don't get me wrong, I actually like Rashid, all of these things make him interesting, but a good parent award is definitely not for him.
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Sth I keep on forgetting is that Alibaba never liked swordplay.
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He didn't hate economy in practice, tho. And didn't hate reading, too, especially the stories about Dungeons.
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Progress!
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Weird fate shit.
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fandomfuntimem · 1 year ago
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Its been a week since the fnaf movie came out and I'm here to give my thoughts and talk about why I personally have almost no gripes about it. Aswell as address the complaints I've heard, and why I disagree.
Tho, I still warn spoilers if you have not had the time to see it. Continue if you dare.
Ok. So. Fnaf movie. I loved it! It did an amazing job. Yes, some point felt a bit hokey and off, but overall it was very good.
The story was understandible. The characters likable (or they made you hate them in all the right ways), and the visuals were awsome.
I personally am glad Mike wasn't William's son. That was too predictable. It also gave reason for why Vanessa was there. The addition of Abby and the Aunt was great too, it gave Mike motivation and a reason to be at freddies. The introduction of Geret gave William motive to give the job to Mike, making it easy to kill him if he found out.
The animatronics? SUCH BABIES! Love them! The movie brought back a lot of the spookieness they had, aswell as reminding the audience that they're still just kids. Yeah the fort part was a bit jarring and hokey, but again, they're still just kids. Kids who have probably been waiting for a new friend for years.
Now. To address the complaints I've seen and give my reason for why I disagree.
"Not enough gore"
So? The most gore you got in the fnaf series was Springtrap and the pixelated scene of William dying. Other than that it wasn't a lot. Also you gotta remember, there are young fans out there who genuinly do like the older games, but unfortunately cannot handle the more violent aspects. Also it was PG13, you should have gone in knowing there won't be a lot of gore.
"It's nothing like the games."
Yeah, thats cuz it's probably based around the books. Adapting the games would be really hard. The lore is everywhere and has been switched up many times, there isn't enough information about any of the characters to build up enough to make them an actual person, also the gameplay in the older games is so minimal that its just better not to use that as your basis for a movie.
In my personal opinion, it's best Michael Afton wasn't the main character. Now don't get me wrong, Michael Afton is my favorite fnaf character, but he is not a good character to be a movie protagonist. All his character development happened before the games, in the games his personality, goals, and motivations are already there you just follow him through him putting his plans in motion. It would be hard for the audience to sympathize with such a gruff and obsessed character who's only goal is to undo what his father did. Mike Schmit is a good protagonist. He has realistic goals, you watch him grow and improve, and he has better motive than just "my dad was a shit bag." Mike Schmit is realistic and that is very important for a movie protagonist.
"The animatronics were too childish"
They're kids. They're kids who had their lives ended too early. Also the movie made a point that the games also made, they like kids but they don't like adults. They were peacful with Abby because she is a new friend, probably the only child they have seen in years. The thing about them communicating through drawings was a book thing I'm pretty sure. Every scene where they interacted with Abby before William began influencing them again was a soft reminder that they're still kids. Them being childish is completely understandible.
"The springlock scene wasn't good"
I kinda agree. It could have been better. But heres how I view it. William could have been, on some level, in shock. Everything he built and worked his ass off to keep stable was litteraly falling apart around him, his past came back to bit him in the ass in the form of Mike Schmit, his daughter, the only person he even remotely trusted, just betrayed him, and now he is dying. All because, years ago, he decided to kidnap one random little boy. He was in shock, processing all of this, and realising there was no way out of this. In true psychopath fashion, he smiles, gives his last words, both a reminder and threat, "I always come back!" Then he accepts his fate. In all honesty, its poetic. Karma came for him and it hit him hard. The beginning of his murderous career, was also the end.
Bur yeah. Thats my personal opinions and view of the movie. I liked it a lot and I'm very excited for the sequal.
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hulijingemperor2 · 1 year ago
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Zixuan: *still on bedrest*
Yao: you did well, Zishie.
Zixuan: thanks Foxy.
Yanli: *holding the twins* A-Yao, hold them nah.
Yao: sure.
Rusong: aww they're so cute!
Yao: really precious.
Ruxuan, Ruming! I'm your uncle Foxy.
Yanli: and Xuan is mama bird.
Zixuan: *pouts* A-li.
Zixuan: I hope our children gets close to their uncle Foxy. Because they'll be around him a lot.
Yanli: they certainly will. And A-Yao would pamper them with gifts!
He already had A-ling pretty spoilt.
Jinling: I'm not spoilt by Xiao shushu. He just buys me things.
Yao: yea.
I must buy things for A-ling. And A-Song too!!
Yanli: I see.
Ruhua grabs Jinling's hair stick and threw it on the floor.
Jinling: Huahua! My crystal hair stick!
Rusong: how did it snap in two?
Jinling: it was a fragile type of crystal. Xiao shushuuuuuuu.
Yao: A-ling, A-ling. Don't worry. I'll buy you a set.
For you and A-song.
Jinling: *smile* thank you Xiao shuhsu!!
Zixuan: he loves to spoil A-ling and A-song.
As he should.
Mo xuanyu: Xuan gege, do you know how to change diapers?
Zixuan: c..change what?
Yanli: diapers, Zixuan.
Zixuan: ohhhhh. No A-Yu. I haven't changed one in my life.
The maids used to do it.
Xue yang: what a diva.
Yanli: so who's going to change the diapers, Zish?
Zixuan: and Huaisang is there.
He'll change their diapers.
When they're older, he'll be their babysitter but he has to undergo severe training.
Mo xuanyu: lol I agree. Where is he anyways?
Zixuan: gave him a vacation.
Because I want my twins to see beautiful things when they're born.
My babies are allergic to negative vibes.
Jiang cheng: *enters* I'm here! Sorry I'm late!
Yao: it took you long enough!!
Zixuan: *crying* Jiang cheng! Where were you!
Meng Shi: Jiang gui fei. What kind of conduct is this.
I'm very disappointed in you! You weren't aren't when my innocent little step son was giving birth.
You're married to two emperors. Act the part.
Jiang cheng: Tai hou and my emperor husbands. This wei wuxian was in lotus pier, and he used my sword~~
Zixuan: not in front the children!!!
Yao: oh my goodness!! How putrid!
Xue yang: wasn't bichen enough?
Su she: you have some freaky family members.
Mo xuanyu: *blocks Jinling and Rusong's ears*
Jiang cheng: that's not what I meant, guys!
He used my sword to cut lotus pods. Then the idiot dropped it in the muddy pond, so we had to fish out Sandu.
Meng Shi: and your sword is a mode of transportation.
Jiang cheng: yes! Taihou.
Meng Shi: why didn't you run or hire a caravan?
Jiang cheng: *facepalms*
Mo xuanyu: Jiang cheng, how could you.
Zixuan: what if I died during childbirth and my children became orphans.
And then my empire lost a super handsome and almost divine emperor with flawless skin.
Yao: and A-li would have sadly become a widow.
Then she would ask me to adopt the children.
Zixuan: it would be hard for them to fit in because they're not hulijings. A-li might become A-Yao's concubine, but she'll become more rich, and depressed cuz she misses me.
Do you know how it's like to be rich, depressed and a hot mess! And on top of that stressed?
Jiang cheng, do you see the ripple effect!
Jiang cheng: stop being dramatic. And look. I'm here.
Zixuan: I haven't had a drop of water or a grain of food, while waiting for you.
Because if I ate I would have thrown up. But read between the lines.
I fasted for you, my husband.
Yao: our confidante!
Zixuan: *sobs* consort Cheng. *sniffles*
Jiang cheng: jiejie. How do you deal with him?
Yanli: *laughing* just fine*
Jiang cheng: uhh.....are you done?
Zixuan: you have broken my heart. I don't think I can forgive you.
Yao: I'm very disappointed in you.
Jiang cheng: Zixuan. I made soup. Do you still want some?
Or are you still feeling nauseous?
Zixuan: gimme that, Jiang. You're forgiven.
Yaoyao!
Yao: poor baby has been starving from his fast.
Zixuan: Jiang cheng, I'm weak. Can you feed me? *bats eyelashes*
Jiang cheng: sure.
How are you feeling now?
Zixuan: I'm still sore.
Jiang cheng: now what did you name them?
Zixuan: Ruxuan and Ruming.
Jiang cheng: sounds ok.
Zixuan: be a little enthusiastic, nah. They're royalty.
They came out from my~~ what's the word?
Xue yang: royal Zishussy.
Zixuan: yea.
Jiang cheng: noted.
Zixuan: A-Yao will let you hold them.
~~~
Next day..
Around midday, a group of beautiful young ladies, all holding fans in their hands,  came to meet their dowager empress Shi.
Greetings taihou.
Meng Shi: greetings darlings. Rise please.
Someone from in front of the crowd: I'm Xu.
And I'm Lu Wan.
We're all aristocratic fox spirits.
Meng Shi: ohh, pleasure to meet you. What brings you here?
We want to see Dianxia!
Also we would love to marry him.
Taihou, I'm good at calligraphy and painting.
And I'm good at poetry and playing the Qin.
Meng Shi: *giggles daintily* excellent.
I always dreamt of Songsong getting a girlfriend, and settling. But then my Songsong is the one who must make the decision right. Why don't you go meet him?
Ladies: *squealing*
*goes to rush outside*
Meng Shi: hey hey wait. You have to go through Huangdi first.
Yes Taihou.
Well we got to meet our inlaws right.
~~~
The group of beautifully dressed hulijing ladies confronted and bowed to A-Yao.
Greetings father-in-law Huangdi.
Yao: *astonished* father-in-law???
Oh gosh, you all saw Rusong, didn't you.
Miss Xu: yes Huangdi, and we're in love!
Dianxia is extremely handsome.
Huangdi are we perfect for future concubines?
Xu: I'll be Dianxia's empress.
Can we see Dianxia?
We miss seeing him.
Yao: hmm sure then. He's in the garden.
Awwwwww Dianxia loves nature?!
We love nature too!
Yao: mhm. He's taking a stroll. And maybe he's going to sit and play the guqin.
*squealing* omg!!! We love music too!
He's so talented!
Let's go look for him!
~
Meng Shi: Yao'er.
Yao: A-niang?
Meng Shi: did a group of ladies come to meet you?
Yao: more like they came to meet A-Song.
Meng Shi: *giggles*
Yao: did you send them?
Meng Shi: yea,. They wanted to meet our little Song'er so I let them. Wangzi needs a Wangfei.
Yao: you're right. But Song'er loves someone already.
She's A-Qing of Yi city.
Meng Shi: A-Qing? Beautiful. I would love to see her.
And why didn't this child tell me? Am I chopped liver?
Yao: *laughing* A-niang, maybe he's shy.
Meng Shi: oh my. This boy.
He's a handful, but a cute handful.
Yao: agreed.
Rusong: *walking through the garden while reading*
Xu and others: *confronting him* greetings Dianxia.
Rusong: *looking up from his book* oh hello. How may I help you?
Xu: Dianxia why are you so hot. 
Rusong: I...I was born like it.
Ladies: awwwwwwwwww!
Rusong: are you here to meet Nainai? May I escort you?
Xu: no no. We met her already. We came to meet you. *blush*
Heehee, how are you, Dianxia?
Rusong: I'm doing well.
Xu: you're really really cute.
And such a gentleman too!
Dianxia what are you going to do?
Rusong: well I was going to play the guqin.
Aww the guqin?!!!! We want to hear!! Play it for us na, Dianxia!!
Please! We would love to hear your music!
Rusong: sure.
Dianxia are you single?!
Rusong: well actually I have a girlfriend. But she's out if town.
Ladies: *disappointed*
Xu: is she even a beautiful hulijing?!
Rusong: no. But don't worry guys. You can still hang with me and listen to music.
*cheering* yayy!! Dianxia!!
We still love you!!
Xu: just saying, we can be better than your girlfriend.
We are hulijings after all.
Rusong: *laughing* I see.
Xu: at least she's taking good care of our Dianxia.
Rusong: *smile*
Ladies: *squealing* dimples!!!!!
Rusong: shall we?
Ahhh right behind you.
Rusong: would you like some flowers? Feel free to pick some from the garden.
You're so kind Wangzi.
Rusong: maybe if you like a certain flower, you can make a bouquet out of them.
Awww!
Anything to remember you by.
You're hella handsome.
Rusong: *laughs slightly* thanks.
I have asked my attendants to arrange tea and snacks.
Aww Dianxia, we were just here to listen to you play. You're too kind.
Rusong: well you're my guests after all.
Xu: so ideal just like Huangdi.
Rusong: us Mengs are known for our hospitality, and we hope that the empire does the same.
Xu: *melting* gosh, that's well said. But i love when your lips move.
Meanwhile, in one of the spring Pavillions~~
Yao: *having tea with Meng Shi and team dimple*
Meng shi: Yao'er, Yao'er, how is A-qing like?
Yao: very vibrant and energetic. Quite mischievous too.
Xue yang: she's a big simp too.
Meng Shi: oh. Lovely. Lol, a simp as well Chengmei?
Xue yang: yea. She popped out of me.
I gave birth to her.
Meng shi: *laughing* awww.
Yao: xue yang and Xiao xingchen are her guardians.
And they're all from Yi city.
Meng shi: ohhh I see. How sweet.
Mo xuanyu: we ship them a lot.
Su she: they make a good pair.
Meng Shi: that's good.
Xue yang: A-Qing is broke by the way, Miss Meng, so I don't know if that might be a problem.
Meng Shi: it's fine, Chengmei.
It's one's character that counts.
Yao: mhm.
Meng Shi: did you give her the thing?
Yao: of course I gave her the thing.
Mo xuanyu: *sips tea* what thing?
Meng shi: the hairpin Yao'er had commissioned for Rusong's soon to be bride.
Xue yang: I hope she didn't sell it by now.
Meng Shi: what?
Su she: it's a joke, taihou. Don't listen to xue yang.
Yao: she's good at heart, and she knows the significance of the accessories.
Meng Shi: oh good.
Yao: she has the same antics as Chengmei.
Meng shi: lol.
Anyways I need to talk to Mr. Dianxia later.
Yao: go for it, A-niang. He didn't tell you about his gf.
Meng Shi: exactly.
A-Yao, I think we should send her some gifts.
Yao: my same thought. And we can give some money to Xiao Daozhang as a sign of courtesy and good relations.
Meng Shi: yea.
Xue yang: what about meeee.
Yao: I'll give you candy, and maybe a new plot of land to practice your fierce corpse.
Xue yang: that's why I love you Jiggy.
Yao: *pats head* love you too, my little gremlin.
Later on, Rusong was walking down the hall, after playing the guqin for the fox spirits.
Rusong: why did Nainai send girls for me? That's so strange.
Oh right.......I didn't tell her about my girlfriend yet.
Rusong: I wonder if she found out? Guess I'll be hiding from Nainai for the while.
Meng shi: Songsong.
Rusong: *turns around* oh...hey Nainai.
Meng Shi: Meng Jin Rusong, the Hulijing Wangzi.
Rusong: (you know you're screwed when she or A-Die calls your whole name and title)
Meng shi: Dianxia *pinches cheeks* you didn't tell me about your gf.
Rusong: yea Nainai. I was going to tell you soon.
Meng Shi: baby Songsong, you're super cute. And I'm so happy for you.
A-Yao told me a lot about her.
Rusong: oh I see. The emperor of Hulijings and Kitsunes, Meng Yao Jin guangyao had let out my secret. *laughing*
Meng Shi: heehee yes. *kisses his dimple* secrets safe with me, Songsong.
Rusong: ok, Nainai. Today I'll spare Mr. Huangdi.
Meng Shi: but it's good that he told me. Because you wouldn't have told me.
Rusong: I would have, lol.
Meng Shi: *pouts*
Rusong: *hugs* Nainai. You believe your Songsong, right. Nainaiiiii.
Meng Shi: *pats head* I can't pretend to be upset with you, can I. You always put on that cute face.
Rusong: nah it's just that I'm naturally cute.
Meng Shi: oh really, Dianxia.
Now what did you do with the ladies?
Rusong: just got them some tea and snacks, then I played the guqin.
Meng Shi: lovely little Dianxia.
~~~
Later in the day......
Yao: Songsong.
Rusong: A-Die. Nainai was in her fox spirit matchmaker mood today.
Yao: *laughing*
Well you didn't tell her about your gf.
Rusong: right.
Xue yang: and you're a supermodel, so.
Mo xuanyu: who wouldn't fall in love with you, little Dianxia.
Su she: you have your A-Die's face after all.
Rusong: yea team d. And I can't help being cute.
Mo xuanyu: exactly.
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xlovelpunchx · 2 years ago
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Jealous Girl - Daemon Targaryen x Fem OC
❝ Why? Cuz I'm a jealous, jealous, jealous girl, if I can't have you baby no one else in this world can ❞
At the kings hosting tourney held for his new heir, Daemon attended to fight and obviously Lavaeh watches to cheer her husband but can't help getting Massively a little jealous when she spots the way Princess Rhaeneyra looks at her Husband (He doesn't Wed Rhea Royce)
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Cheers were heard in the massive crowd, Lavaeh sat in-between her mother, Rhaenerys Velaryon and Her father, Corlys Velaryon. Lavaeh was waiting for her husband to show so she could watch from the front.
"I know many of you travelled Long leagues to be at these games but I promise you will not be disappointing, when I look at the fine knights in these lists I see a group without equal, in our histories and this great day has been made more auspicious by the news that I am happy to share, Queen Aemma has begun her Labors. May the luck of the seven shine upon all combatants" The king, Viserys announced making everyone cheer loudly as the Men from different house rode on their horses, she knew her husband would come last to choose his opponent
Her mother turned to her with a look of concern "My dear, are you well?" She asked, Lavaeh turned to look at her mother "Of course mother" she smiled, she was just worried about her husband, she knew these tourneys could break out into a fight.
"Princess Rhaenrys Targaryen, I would humbly ask for the favour of the Queen who never was" The man on the Horse spoke making the crowd cheer
Her mother stood up and grabbed the gift "Good fortune to you cousin" She spoke with a smile
"I would gladly take it, if I thought I needed it" he spoke cockily, Lavaeh rolled her eyes at his attitude, he was gonna lose, she thought
He lost. His loss made Rhaenrys and Lavaeh start giggling as his ego must be bruised by now.
"He's a Targaryen. Prince of the city will now choose his first opponent"
Lavaeh looked at her mother and father before watching her husband with a smile, she cheered along with the crowd as he made his appearance
He finally chooses the oldest Hightower, the son of Otto. He won obviously then made his way over on his house.
Lavaeh watched as Rhaeneyra walked up aswell with a smile, she didn't think nothing about it.
She saw her husband look up at Rhaeneyra, She smiled when she saw her uncle "Nicely done, uncle" she complimented making Daemon grin "Thank you princess" he spoke to Rhaeneyra before making his way over to his wife.
"How are you, my Wife?" He asked with a smile, She gave a smile back trying to hide the fact she was little jealous of Rhaeneyra's interaction with her husband
Lavaeh Fanned herself with her hand "I'm still trying to Calm down after you tripped a horse" She joked making Daemon chuckle "Is that so?" He asked with a smirk, Lavaeh raised an eyebrow then nodded
"Now, I am certain I can win these games, My beautiful Wife. Having your Favour would all be assured" He spoke with a grin as he pointed at me with the stick weapon, She rolled her eyes playfully with a smile as she grabbed the flower ring that had Blue flowers on them, giving it To Daemon.
"Good luck, my husband" She spoke with a smile as she blew a kiss to him, He happily returned it before she went to sit back in between her mother and father.
She saw her husband fight again another opponent from the Ritz, but it turned out to be a fight off the horse. This made Lavaeh let out a big sigh "It's always a fight with him" she muttered making her father chuckle
Lavaeh looked over to Rhaeneyra who was playing with her necklace as she watched Daemon fight, she had a grin on her and she was laughing everytime Daemon hit.
Lavaeh had enough and gave her parents a smile before walking out, they gave her a confused look before her father looked at Rhaeneyra and instantly knew what was happening.
(Time skip)
Lavaeh was in her chambers, sitting on the bed reading to pass the time, she heard the door opening to See her husband, Daemon with a confused look on his face
"My beautiful Wife, why did you leave?" Daemon asked as he sat down beside her, she didn't look at him "I was tired that's all and I don't want to watch my husband fight off the horse" she spoke quietly making Daemon chuckle and pull her into a side hug and place a kiss on her forehead
"Are you going to tell me the real reason?" He whispered into her ear as he still had her into a side hug, she shook her head playfully making him chuckle again
She looked up at him "Are you unhappy? If you are, I'd rather you would tell me now" she asked, this made Daemon's confusion grow
"unhappy? My beautiful wife, what on earth are you talking about?" He asked softly as he cupped her face making her cheeks squish together.
She looked down again but smiled "I was only asking" she spoke with a small giggle, trying to defuse the situation
Daemon pulled her into a passionate kiss which she accepted, she smiled into the kiss and wrapped her arms around his neck as he placed his hands on her hips.
Lavaeh pulled away and give him a smile "I'll take that as a no then?" She asked jokingly making Daemon roll his eyes "Haha funny. Yet you have still to tell me who or what made you ask me such a question" he spoke, She gave him a look "No one or nothing, it was a question" she spoke with a giggle
Daemon gave her a suspension look "I will get my answers sooner or later" he spoke with a chuckle as he pulled her into another passionate kiss
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djmercy-wh3us · 1 month ago
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Peri VS Dark Harbinger Of Doom Au
In This Cosmo And Wanda And Timmy Died By The Hands Of Anticosmo and not only that they conquer fairy world as well however Cosmo and Wanda's Biological Child and Timmy's god brother was the only one survived Jordan blamed himself for the death of Wanda Cosmo and Timmy so he went to Earth or into my case Mewearth where Jordan and Jordan put stillborn Perry to the 17 Year Old Star Fearie and one year after Jordan put Perry on the on the belly of star butterfly she gave birth to him on February 18th To Hesperiwinkle Diaz-Fearie and Marco did not expect to have a child but they love them anyway but they were planning to have kids on an early age so they love him anyway his life was perfectly normal Star Marco were a proud parents of a little baby Perry was later talking when he was still in the top when he was still a baby sorry Michael was so hot being shocked while he was walking pairing star and Marco was still shocked but the fact but they were still proud of him Perry but he was very odd on at the time when he was in his preteen years he had his Mewberty and spaghetti pits at the same time he felt grossed out by this eventually caught it off didn't let and that's the reason really grossed out he really hates that Harry was still doesn't believe that he was a 100% normal for years however when the time when he was 14 years old he meant at the anti fairies when it was on Friday the 13th Perry saw one of them trying to literally put pepper on the ground and trying to stop them and that is how Perry knows about the existence of anti-faries Perry tried to stop them every time when it starts Friday the 13th or the time when it was Halloween they're trying to save the adults Anti-Cosmo got suspicious about this kid and later on okay and not only that it look he looked exactly like his son except he was the version of what a fairy would that have caused one no one who ever had a kid I really learned that he was the son the biological child of Cosmo and Wanda the only Survivor of the Fairywinkle-Cosma family so anti Cosmo since every last of the anti-ferries to attack and trying to kidnap him his son was one of the fairies anti fairies that try to kidnap him but the Perry and Ira started out as enemies but they eventually started to like each other and Perry leader learns that he is part Fairy and Part Mewman about and learn about his origin story Perry bound to Revenge his Biological parents And Brother's Death and we take fairy world and save the fairies however when the time he did when he finally did Catcher by the anti-faries anti-cosmo eventually told him why they told Perry why they took ever fairy world cuz they were being feeling left out and that and not only that it was it was at the day never had any God children of their own because of because of their bad Luck magic that they were born with and then they were treated terribly and poorly so anti-cosmo took it On his hands but he also told them that he regrets killing Cosmo Wanda and Timmy and it hurts him when gives him nightmares Perry kind of understanding Now see this since then reminded him how the Mewman's treated how the monsters so he let that slide not only that Perry and Irep eventually to like each other and and later on they started dating and eventually they had a child
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Hummer H1 almost flipped 😨
They don't have the right tires on it but it didn't almost flip it floated and it's supposed to and it's my design and it's our son's design it's very well done and he's gotten design awards for it from us and they are real and Hera has them it's actually Jen has a bunch and Melissa the character and more even baby doll has several cuz they work together and they're on Earth and we gave them to her and had other people do it and they're sitting there rubbing in but they are getting creamed and we're going to start working on getting stuff and the Volkswagen I'm going to show you why
Thor Freya
I finally get to say something everyone else has been he's doing well and he's listening and I'm telling you what it's a hard job it takes a lot of effort he's getting a little tired but he's working at staying in shape and getting things to work today was okay and kind of got a little rough but there are a lot of things happening that were bad and he started seeing stuff like having to go around and they have a huge Force up there and you guys are willing to go up there and they started talking to them about it and it started to work a little and things start to work tonight and it's hopeful and they start to say this that would be nice so they're going through it and they're going to try and work some deals and it might work but this is great this vehicle is awesome we designed almost the whole thing the major components the shape of it the size the engine the what it was going to be for and I can change it and people love it and the guys worked on it too with us our cadre the standard for and Thor and Freya and Apollo and goddess wife and nose again and they said they were a big part of it they have a bunch of vehicles and they're way up in the air and they look stupid and he forced them down and it helped out a lot this thing has a great little center of gravity and still has terrific suspension the other computer system and they're trying to do it solid state but we can't cuz it stopped secret so use the computer system and put it on a very simple computer and your shield is living crap out of it and it works and I've never seen a vehicle go so fast on bumps
Hera Zues
It's very nice and I'm going to put it into use and a lot of people are that can afford it it's a very simple program but it's military and it's virtually solid state
Thor Freya
His ideas kick ass we need to get him some stuff he's very upset is angering everyone's sitting there pissing him off there's nothing to do but look at these guys and their simple crap
Mac
Me too see it he's had it with us and you can advance and you can take tons of stuff
Macs
Olympus
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It's not that you're looking too deeply into this, this is a totally fair question to have about the story, but I think a lot of like why it's so hard to reconcile has to do with the fact that it's a fairy tale that most people generally look at as a modern fiction story, and that in and of itself is hard to reconcile or Square, but on top of that we struggle to understand the punishments and what they mean. A lot of people like saying there's a one-to-one translation to all the punishments, but that's just not the case, there's layers to it.
The kids are punished cuz it's a fairy tale. It's a little fairy tale-esque adventure. They're fine, even in the 71 movie they're fine, the weird approximation that they die is placed because of people making film conspiracy theories and looking into maliciousness that isn't there. And that's just again due to the fact that they read a fairy tale like a modern fiction, they try and apply Logic the stuff that doesn't have logic. It's rather simple, in its complexity.
The parents are punished, but they're punished in very specific ways characteristic of a moral issue at the time and still today. They're punished for raising their kids poorly, and not cultivating their childlike Wonder, instead hyperfocusing on stuff that could hurt them if they're not careful. Augustus isn't bad because he's fat and eats a lot, his parents didn't teach him restraint, they basically made his entire life so easy to navigate that he never faced any challenges and is just a giant baby, that's why he falls in the river, he has no self preservation because his mom's going to catch him right?
Violet is different, she's not obnoxious for chewing gum, the obnoxiousness comes from the fact that her parents only awarded mediocre success, success that doesn't cultivate Wonder, and so she expects to be rewarded for things that don't need to be rewarded. It is certainly a feat to chew a singular piece of gum over the course of 3 months, I tried that, it's not easy, but it's certainly not something you should win anything over? It's just chewing gum. It would be an achievement if chewing was hard for you, it would be an achievement if that chewing was something that was a complex and very effortful Act, but her parents basically rewarded her for nothing, and then didn't pay attention to her unless she was doing that mediocre Talent because that was what they posted on and rewarded.
Veruca's issues are the most obvious, her parents never taught her any sort of restraint or said no to her, so she expects people to hand her anything she wants, when she wants it and that's really bad.
Mike's parents basically were just apathetic, they just assumed that anything that they needed to teach their son would come through the television, and they just totally expected and assumed that he would grow up fine. He didn't grow up fine very obviously, he was a very violent reactive kid, and they didn't take time to intervene or cultivate any personality in him. They simply gave him nothing to Aspire towards or wonder about, they told him everything that he wanted would be on television.
Something that I think is very much lost on a lot of people who look at this as some sort of logical story as opposed to a fairy tail, because for some reason we think it's a logical story, (it's not, it's a fairy tale about a candy wizard with a magic factory that turns people into fruit and has faefolk!) Again I blame people who like making weird conspiracy theories about film trying desperately to rationalize why Wonka such a maniac, when he's just a Whimsical wizard. They want to believe that he's a Serial killer, win pretty much in every adaptation every kid survives, even the ones where the kids absolutely shouldn't, because it's a magical Whimsical Tale. The reason why the parents are punished is because the story isn't just for kids, the story is cautionary for adults. "Don't be like these parents. These parents suck ass." Kids are supposed to feel Sympathy for the characters, they're supposed to be like "that feels disproportional, wouldn't it make more sense to go after the parents?" So not only have you concluded the very thing that the author of the story wanted you to conclude, you only have one more logical step to take, which is not raising your kids like that! Which is pretty easy. Teach your kids to be whimsical, to embrace and love life, to have a passion for things and cultivate imagination. Don't reward mediocrity, don't be apathetic, don't be so oppressively overbearing but they never learned, and don't give them every single thing they want because they'll never know restraint or have an appreciation for anything that they get.
There's a reason why the story opens the way it does, why it engages with Charlie the main character the way it does, why it basically says Charlie has no remarkability about him, and says such a thing as a good thing. Roald Dahl who wrote the story with the intention of making kids who don't feel exceptional, feel exceptional. Because we oftentimes see stories about Whimsical and wonderful exceptional children with clever thought processes doing incredible things, I mean fuck look at Harry Potter! What about that kid is normal? He's a magic kid, who goes to a magic school, he's exceptionally clever, incredibly awesome, he's not the every man, he's literally rich in the Wizard World! Outside of the weird shit we fill in with our heads, there's nothing about him that's relatable or truly common for most kids. We just fucking thought he was. Charlie however? Totally relatable, to a lot of kids. There are a lot of poor kids, a lot of kids with big families, a lot of kids who aren't that smart, aren't that well connected, there are a lot of kids dealing with a lot of shit. The noble and truly awesome characteristic about Charlie is that he's just kind of there. The best part of him is that he isn't exceptional, he's just a kid, and he got lucky, and that's awesome.
You're supposed to look at the kids as emblematic of their parents, representative of their families, and thereby make the connection that what happens to them, while undeserved, is either funny, or weird, or interesting, and ultimately says that the parents sucked ass. You're supposed to reflect on all of that, and conclude exactly what you have.
Because want to is vindictive, but he's been addicted in a way that the parents fucking care about. The parents in this story do not give a fuck about their kids, they are on a factory tour, in an industrial setting, and not a single one of them helps them show restraint! Augustus's mother literally lets him walk off knowing full and well he would never restrain himself in an environment like this, assuming that she'd be able to control the situation or that somebody else will take care of it. And somebody else did, in a massively humiliating manner, one that showed that she was exceptionally bad as a parent. Violet's parents both encourage her to take the gum from a random machine in a room full of volatile liquids, and do not hesitate to encourage to reward such a mediocre and absolutely dangerous Behavior. And then, when it has a terrifying reaction that absolutely was conveyed to them in the dangerousness of the room by Wonka saying "dont touch or tell!" They are utterly fucking displayed as the worst parents on the planet. Veruca Salt's parents do not hesitate to try and get her a squirrel, thinking that they will somehow negotiate with the dude who has, at this point, no intention of bending to these people. He's a fucking wizard, why the hell would he? And then when their child has a massively embarrassing temper tantrum reflective of how fucking little they restrain them, they're suddenly confronted with the fact that they suck, and absolutely need to learn a lesson. And when we look at Mike's parents, they do very little to stop him, they are in a room, wearing protective gear, with a Magic Camera they just watched teleport a chocolate bar, and they really haven't given their child a sense of preservation Instinct because he thinks he's invincible. And then when that kid decides to throw his fucking preservation instinct to the wind, and jump into a beam they do not know the nature of, they are confronted with the reality they suck.
The kids will be fine, this is a magic factory. Willy Wonka's reaction demonstrates that pretty much every single time this has happened, there is a safety protocol in place, and they'll be rectified to the best of his abilities, pretty much entirely. He nonchalantly proposes solutions to them, and we see at the end of the book they're fine. The only reason we don't see it in the 1971 movie is cuz they most likely couldn't film it. All that jeopardy, all that tension? Every single ounce of it? Total bullshit. All of the kids are fine. None of them died and the vindictiveness of Wonka is actually very much targeted at the type of parents that would absolutely hate that book.
Because the reason why you see it as unfair, unjust, and senselessly weird and cruel is the same reason why those kids in that book if they were real people, and those parents in that book if they were real people, wouldn't think it's unfair. They would find the book unnecessarily preachy, and unrealistic, indicative of a lack of imagination, a lack of wonder, and a lack of human essence. You can see the disproportionist of it, but they choose not to, they turn the other cheek and pretend like they're above everything, like they could somehow avoid falling into the river, or the temptation of a piece of gum that sounds so inexplicably insane that you have to try it, or that they could somehow avoid wanting something so terribly bad they throw a huge tantrum, or that they would somehow, some way, not fling themselves into Harm's Way for the sheer experience of seeing themselves on screen.
The book isn't critiquing simply the kids or their parents, it's making fun of people that we now make regular fun of. Paul Brothers types, Logan and Jake, influencers who want to be rewarded for bullshit things that end up hurting people or affecting people disproportionately, such as fit tummy teas that make you shit your brains out, or apathetic assholes who want to perceive the world through some kind of nihilistic and self-destructive lens because their parents didn't give them a sense of wonder and gave them every single answer and disillusioned them to everything, or those kinds of people who have been so shielded from reality that they enter the world thinking that it works one way, and then when they find out that it's not that way become reactionary weird little assholes that Target in pursue people because their mother or father failed them. You know, incel types, alpha male types, Andrew Tate types.
If needlessly cruel and infuriating unless you realize that it's a joke and the people that they're making fun of are people that we should make fun of for being shitty people. We don't laugh at enough and make into entire jokes. We give them far too much attention for mediocre bullshit, far too much reward for far too little of ability, and a lot of times we justify it for bullshit reasons. They see themselves as the inheritors of the world, as the people most deserving of the grand prize, the highest reward, the most apt and Optimum of outcomes, when they already have so much! One of the best ways this is demonstrated is actually in the 2005 movie, they're walking into the factory, they've just met wonka, they're about to go to the chocolate room and Augustus turns to charlie. He asks Charlie if Charlie would like some chocolate, to which the very poor, very much starving child says yes to, and then, this asshole, this colossal dick head who has been given everything, who is in a chocolate factory that he will most likely get more stuff from respond to charlie, after offering this poor kid chocolate, and says that he should have instead brought some! Imagine being such a colossal asshole that you extend an offer of something, only to rescind it to the person most needing of it.
Because again, this is a fairy tale, we're supposed to feel multiple things that are multiple ways, we're supposed to sympathize with the kids, who have really shitty punishments thrown their way, but we're also supposed to think their dick heads. Because they are caricatures, profound caricatures of people we've seen and talk to and know of.
Because again we've seen these types. We know these people. The shitty kids with dumb parents who make everyone else's lives a living hell, to Great spectacle because they expect everyone to bend to their will. Not any socially accommodating way, in the super individualistic, self-centered way. We're supposed to be kind and gentle to every single one of these kids, and yet they don't fucking deserve it. They don't deserve it and their parents should be held accountable. And we should be given the freedom to laugh and enjoy relishing in that tiny little bit of comeuppance. But we're often taught by these very same people, upstanding churchy types, Rich assholes, mother's too paranoid to let their children fail, and fathers too apathetic to do anything beyond the bare minimum for their kids, we're off and taught by these same people for bullshit reasons that we just simply let it go, because Society is built to benefit these people. It's built to make you feel bad for wanting to hold those kids, and those parents accountable. That dissonance you feel is intentional, because it's something that you see and feel every day, it's the constant state of this shit. Roald Dahl is especially good at capturing a very specific feeling, that feeling of deeply necessary and desired comeuppance for shitty people doing shitty things. The only reason why we feel like we need to fucking justify it or rationalize it, the only reason why you feel bad, is because you're taught to. You're taught to feel bad for judging people, when they absolutely should be judged for the shitty things they do. You're told not to stir the pot, not to say anything, just let it go, and these very actions lead to even worse outcomes than what happens to those kids.
Shitty people that are given no limitation, told that they can do whatever they want without any sort of consequences are the exact people that start wars, siphon billions of dollars from the poorest of us, they let bad things happen without any consequence and are rewarded for it! And we're told to thank them for being realistic, for being grounded, for telling it as it is, when they just suck as people, they all just suck as people! There's no redeeming qualities about any of these people. Their caricatures for a reason, you're supposed to feel complicated feelings due to their exaggerated and often fictitious behavior, because they're standing for the real thing. And the real thing is much worse. In the real world, shitty obnoxious kids given no limitations or Consequences and constantly rewarded by a repeating system of validation and virality film suicide victims, propagate dangerous information, and spread conspiracy theories. And shitty parents, with no regard for anyone, anywhere, for any reason have never once been held accountable for anything. Oftentimes they are rewarded for being the worst Among Us, often times they're constantly incentivized to exist. By capitalism, racism, the structures of society constantly reward the worst of us at the detriment of the best Among Us. There's a reason why Dahl wrote these stories, because even he admitted he didn't have all the answers and he certainly wasn't a good person. He wanted to live in a better world, with better people, and wrote that world down. It was simple, and elegant, and whimsical, but it was also beautiful.
Every single one of his stories has some mundane element to it made whimsical, a medicine that is able to cure anything, a peach that becomes an entire Globe spanning adventure, a simple chocolate bar with a stupid piece of gold it's a door into a Whimsical world not seen by anyone. And the villains are often times the same kind of person, a shitty adult trying to make more shitty kids become apathetic and abide by the horrible things they're supposed to abide by, without question, for no reason, Beyond pure sadism and the maintenance of a normal seat that is abnormal and a lack of whimsicality that makes the world dull, Gray, and deeply cold and cruel.
I do love, and have been party too, the idea of applying logic, rationale, reason to these stories. One of my favorite YouTube videos is a fake documentary about the aftermath of the 1971 movie, it's fucking hilarious, and the reality it applies is so Bleak and cynical that it just absolutely feels right at home with the popular understanding of that movie. I love looking at Wonka as this cruel and sadistic character as much as I like looking at him as a Whimsical one, because it's a really fun thought exercise, I even have a fanfiction that I've written and I'm still writing that follows this exact plot down to the letter. But also, I enjoy looking at what it's actually saying, thinking about it, thinking through it, what it says, how it says those things, and who it says those things to.
Because it never is talking to those people, it's talking to the people who aren't that, who instead have to deal with that. The people, kids, parents, who have to abide by the shortcomings of those other parents, the people forced to say no to those shitty kids, set boundaries with them, the people forced to stir the pot and humiliate those shitty parents. Talking to the people who have to do that, and tell them that for a brief moment they can point and laugh and have fun, because they never get too often.
Because oftentimes, these humiliating events happening to shitty kids don't result in those kids being escorted off of a tour, they don't result in a spectacle of that fucking dumbass kid rolling around a factory like a giant fruit, sure there's still the jeering in the mockery, but eventually it doesn't lead to humiliation and justice, it leads to reciprocal humiliation, and injustice. Often times these exact situations don't lead to Wonka being seen as vindictive, but somewhat Justified, if a bit uneven handed, oftentimes it leads to war, it leads to some dumb fucker feeling so entitled to their bullshit that they are able to get someone in trouble for doing nothing. "It points to those kinds of people, that kind of Injustice, and says, what if some fucking asshole made them fucking suffer for once? And you were allowed to laugh, if briefly, at the sheer incompetence and strangeness of the situation. What If instead of you being fucking made fun of, What If instead of you being targeted by this person, and expected to make up for their fucking shortcomings, it says very loudly and proudly, what if they got it for once? What if you could laugh for once? What if you could laugh and have a good time at their expense, and then get given everything you wanted, instead of them winning, and getting everything they want? What If instead of things sucking, they, for a moment, happened a little differently, in a way that let you laugh without any sort of consequence? What if, for once, you could be the asshole who gets everything, and they, the most undeserving, do not get it?"
What if, for once, you weren't responsible for shitty people's awful decisions, and instead had been completely able to laugh and have a great time?
The fact the children are the ones who are punished in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has never made sense to me. Like isn’t the whole point that the parents are the ones at fault for the children’s behavioral issues and struggles? Every fucking song describes how the parents caused the problem.
The Gloops never taught Augustus self-control. The Beauregardes pushed and pushed on Violet to be the best to the point she valued being number one over her own safety. The Salts spoil Veruca to hell and back to the point she doesn’t understand the world doesn’t revolve around her. The Teavees neglect Mike and allowed him to essentially be raised on television and the internet, leading to him growing up too fast and not developing any social skills.
Like, don’t get me wrong, the children aren’t entirely exempt from their own actions, but I was under the impression catcf was supposed to be a cautionary tale? Like “raise your children properly as they will become a result of what you allow.”
I guess you could argue punishing the kids is meant to shock the adults into change since they’re being forced to face the absolute worst sides of their own children, which they created. However this, to me anyway, doesn’t work with all of Wonka’s vindictiveness? If Wonka agrees the children’s behaviors aren’t their fault then why would he punish them? It doesn’t seem fair?
Because traumatizing/killing children for their bad behavior literally does nothing to help them because, as the source material is literally trying to say, their behavior is stimming from their parents poor parenting. So why isn’t it that the parents are punished and forced to change so that the children may then change under better parenting?
Not only that but the things Wonka punishes the children for are sorta arbitrary, particularly in Augustus’ case. You’re telling me Augustus deserves to fucking drown because he happens to eat a lot and is fat? By this logic if you told me Wonka decided to kill off Charlie just because he’s poor and spent that dollar he found on what he wanted instead of his family I wouldn’t even be surprised!
Obviously I’m taking it too seriously, it’s not that deep, but I stand by my stance that the parents should have received the children’s punishments.
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maxzinn · 2 years ago
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warnings: age gap (it’s not that big, you’re older by 3 years than shoto), fluff, tooth-rotting fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff
Ok just hear me out.
what if ok? what if shoto was younger than reader and he started to have feelings for “onee-san” and he knew he just HAVE to act before some bastard who doesn’t even deserve you takes you away from him.
so it started when it was halloween, five years old shoto dressed in a white cloak and has a pumpkin head for a helmet (if ya guys know what i mean). after putting his costume on and his mother gushing and taking pictures of just how cute he is, midoriya and bakugo came to his house to pick him up for trick or treat.
midoriya suggested that they start it their neighbourhood since him and kacchan knew people who would gladly give them lots of candies, and so they did. they roamed the neighbourhood, passing by the kind old lady who gave them candies and red bean paste or free, before finally stopping by your house.
midoriya immediately rang the bell and waited for you to come out when you finally opened the door and saw three little gremlins standing by your front door in their little halloween costumes. shoto was starstruck. he couldn’t stop staring at you as you smiled sweetly and kindly while putting candies in their own baskets. you took notice of his bright eyes staring at you with his mouth slightly gape and you chuckled, pinches his cheek and gives him candy.
and when it was time to finally leave, you gave them a kiss on the cheek before they leave for another candy hunt. shoto blushed as you pressed your lips on his soft chubby cheeks and from that day, he just knew he wanted to see that kind big sister in izucchan and kacchan’s neighbourhood.
cuz of that, he started to force his mother to take him to his favourite neighbourhood under the pretense of “wanting to play with his friends”.
Bitch, he even fought his mother for it
Rei, eventually gives up and brings him to the neighborhood every time he asked. She then found out about his little crush because he’s so damn obvious and Rei was like “ohh :o”
And she came to realize that her son is a little sh-
Rei found it cute though, shoto’s face goes bright red and his eyes sparkles everytime he stares at you. But ofc, she didn’t take a kid’s crush too seriously. I mean, all of us eventually have crushes as a kid so why tf not? She thought “yea, it’s normal” and thought that it will pass and disappear once he gets older.
But oh boi is she wrong. It didn’t disappear.
He enrolled the same school as you and even forced his friends to come with him like “boi if you little shits don’t come with me, I swear to god I’ll kick your asses”—
Long story short, they ended up entering the same high school as you 💀
You being their “senpai” ofc ☺️
(You’re 3 years older btw)
This dude tried all that he could to get your attention without you seeing him as a “baby brother”, but eventually, he failed.
How could you be so cruel? 😭😔
It came to the point that he, eventually, couldn’t take it anymore and went for drastic measures.
So he approached you, grabs your arm and KABEDON.
You were like 😳🧐😃❓❓‼️
“Shoto, what are you-“
But before you could finish, he leans to your ear and whispered—
“Nee-chan~” 😩😏😮‍💨
He really knows how to test your patience, this motherfucker- 🫣
HAHAHA it’s been on my mind alright? I just need to share it ig
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“Elvira” sequel to “Like It’s My Last Night”
Riven x Reader & Andreas of Eraklyon x Reader (cuz there ain’t enough or ANY!
Plot = Elvira’s grown and her Magic’s become unstable thanks to bullying. You enrol her in Alfea after a visit from Farah, your old friend, and after a few weeks, you’re forced to face your past and your daughter’s future.
WARNING = bullying, smut, violence, rough sex
NOTE = I STILL have no idea if Andreas is King of Eraklyon or something like that, so for this fic series, he’s King, and reader is a female in this series.
requested by @marinac15
Check out part one here! ⤵️
https://noirrose21-blog.tumblr.com/post/645135048012644352/like-its-my-last-night
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You remember Elvira’s birth. It was the 21st of December 2004, and when you went into labour, you saw as the snow outside violently flew around, making it impossible for First Worlders, or humans, to venture out in the London streets.
You were living with your roommate, a London resident named Liana, who helped deliver Elvira. It was because of Elvira’s birth, your roommate decided to become a nurse.
As Elvira grew, you noticed familiar moods. Of course she’d inherit her father’s moody temperament. You remembered one day when Elvira was 7, you were called to her school to pick her up because she had gotten into an altercation with some other kids.
“Sweetie? Can you tell me about what happened at school?” You asked softly at your little seven year old daughter.
Elvira pouted “No, mama.”
You sighed. As you and her walked around the park, you both sat at a bench and watched some ducks swimming by a pond “Elvira, what did we say about telling lies?”
“Lies are bad” Elvira mumbled sadly. You heard her and you wondered why your baby sounded so sad. “Mummy, what’s a bastard?”
You blinked your eyes. Where the hell did she hear that word?! “Where did you hear that?”
“Some of the kids called me that. They said because Daddy isn’t here with us means I’m a bastard.” Elvira frowned, tears bubbling in her eyes, you could already see a tear falling down her eyes.
Your heart broke. Andreas just had to go fight bloody Burned Ones, he just had to leave you a widow and forced to raise your daughter on Earth while Sky… oh poor Sky. You cursed yourself everyday for being too cowardly to take your son with you, but Sky had enough painful changes. Eraklyon and Silva were familiar to him, why take them away too?
“You are not a bastard, Elvira. Your father wanted you. He’s just in a special place. A place where he will watch you and love you and be there for you, even if you can’t see him, and I don’t want you to ever use that word again. I’m going to have a word with those vicious people at your school.” You promised
Elvira nodded “Can we have ice cream now?”
You giggled “Yes sweetie, what flavour would you like?”
“Mint!” Your little blonde girl exclaimed happily.
You watched as your now 16 year old Elvira slept on the lounge, clutching a Harry Potter book in her arms. When Elvira turned 8, you gave her the Harry Potter books and secretly explained to her how you and her were both ice fairies and you had to keep your gift a secret or the humans would become frightened. You explained how you were the Princess of Arctica, the Ice Kingdom, and you were married to a warrior who died before Elvira was born, hence why you had to abandon your life back in the Otherworld.
As you washed the dishes and Elvira soundly slept, you heard a knock on your door of your London townhouse, which you were able to afford after spending your years working as a children’s psychologist, something you achieved while your roommate, Liana, learned to care for a young child. Liana’s grandmother had died and left her over 2 million pounds, which Liana gave you half to provide for yourself and Elvira, including buying the townhouse you were currently living in.
You turned on the dishwasher, and quietly walked towards the door, and swiftly opened it to see a face you didn’t think you’d see again.
“Hello, Y/N.”
You were frozen with shock “F-Farah? What are you doing here?”
Farah walked inside “I know about your daughter. Saul told me.”
You scoffed “Oh sure, come in.”
Farah walked into the living room to see the news playing on the flat screen television and Elvira sleeping on the lounge.
“She looks like you.” Farah smiles
You nodded “I know. But she got her temper from Andreas. She’s a bloody dragon when she’s mad.”
“She froze her entire school.” Farah nodded “I know.”
Of course Farah Dowling would know. How long before Rosamund found out?
“Elvira needs to learn to control her magic. She needs to attend Alfea.” Farah began.
You nodded “No! Elvira has been through enough for her life. She was called a bastard at 7, she witnessed horrors on television, she froze her freaking school because of a few fucking assholes! I don’t think a school where she’d be bullied would be healthy for her. I need to protect my baby.”
“She’s bullied here because she has magic. She won’t be bullied in a place where everyone has magic.” Farah argued
“She’d be bullied for being on Earth for her entire life! She’d be bullied for being different! Farah, you know what teenagers are like. We were teenagers! Surely you remember the bullies in Alfea?”
Farah remembered. She remembered you were bullied, and Andreas had come in and saved you from a bully. It was how you fell in love with the handsome Prince of Eraklyon at the time. He had introduced you to his group. “I remember, but you would be there, preventing more of that abuse. We do need a psychologist for the students.”
“Is he attending?” you asked
Farah nodded. “This year will be his second year there. It won’t be just your daughter I’ve found on Earth. There’s a fire fairy in Gardenia.”
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Elvira looked around the tall castle like building, she noticed a blonde guy walking up to her
“You lost too?” He asked. You knew who he was. Farah had shown you a recent photo of him.
Sky.
Your son.
“Yeah. Where would I find the Fairy Hall? My mum and I are new-ish. I’m a student, mum’s the new psychologist. Elvira Y/L/N.” Elvira extended her hand to shake Sky’s, who smiled and shook it.
“Another first year?! Man, you are balls deep!” A crude voice called out and approached Sky. The voice belonged to a brunette boy who looked like every stereotypical teenage boy turning into a young man. You watched as the brunette’s eyes loomed over Elvira.
“So, you a fairy or a specialist?” The brunette asked
Elvira responded “I’m a fairy, and my mum over there is the psychologist. I also have no romantic interest in blondie here, he looks more like my brother! No offence.”
Sky chuckled. “Not offended. My sort of ex-girlfriend wouldn’t like girls around me anyway.”
“Who’s your sort of ex girlfriend?” Elvira asked
The brunette snorted “The Princess of Solaria. Stella aka Psycho Night Lights. Name’s Riven, hot stuff.”
Elvira dropped her right hand to the direction of Riven’s feet and smiled “Well, my name is Elvira, not hot stuff, and I am not hot. I’m cold.”
Riven looked down to see his feet encased in ice, making Sky laugh as Elvira smiled wickedly and took her luggage away, with you following in tow, and smiling at your two children already becoming friendly.
——— A Few Months Later ———
You had gotten to know your son thanks to stories told by Silva, Farah and Ben, and also learnt from him by his ex, Princess Stella of Solaria, and his best friend, Riven.
He had been the perfect specialist, and the good son you always wanted him to be. A kind and honourable gentleman who thought of others and would do anything for their wellbeing.
You even saw him defend his own sister. Your Elvira, and resisted the urge to hug your two blonde babies and express your pride in Sky for being such a good young man.
It was after the defeat of the Burned Ones, that you were clutching to your daughter as her friends, Bloom Stella, Aisha, Terra and Musa surrounded her, with their unique outfits and wings. Sky and Riven, your son and his best friend, were in their specialist attire and Riven kneeling close to Elvira’s face.
Elvira placed a hand over Riven’s cheek and smiled at him. You recognised that look they were giving each other.
The ice fairy and the specialist… once again.
You also noticed Sky was looking at Bloom with concern and care.
“There’s something I need to come clean about.” You said
The teenagers looked at you “I’m also the Princess of Arctica, and your mother, Sky. Elvira is your sister.”
Sky looked in disbelief. His best friend was in love with his secret sister and his mother was at the school.
“I always wished you would come back.” Sky smiled as he hugged you and Elvira
“Just when I think I have a shot, you add more challenges. Now I gotta get my own friend’s approval to date you!” Riven joked
Elvira looked up at him “You want to be with me?”
Riven nodded. You were touched. You had observed as Riven and Elvira’s bully named Beatrix had gotten awfully close, but you were happy to see that Riven had become disenchanted by Beatrix and found better company in Sky and Elvira.
As the teenagers were now packing for their trips back home for the break, Elvira was joining her friends to Gardenia where Bloom would tell her parents about her magic, you were fixing up your office when Riven and Sky came in.
“Ms Y/L/N! Can I please date your daughter?”
You looked at Sky, who was mouthing no while Riven looked at you like a little child on Christmas. Just like Elvira had during her childhood.
“If you ever hurt my baby, not only will she and I freeze you, but Sky will use his weapons too.” You warned.
“Elvira’s too perfect to be hurt. I’d die if she got hurt!” Riven exclaimed. Sky’s eyes widened at the declaration. You remembered when Andreas made a similar declaration about you.
As Sky walked with Silva, and you were talking with Riven about what your daughter liked as to help Riven’s chances, you saw Solarian vehicles approaching and Queen Luna and guards surround Silva
“Attempted?” You heard Sky ask.
Another car door opened and you saw the ghost of your past. Or you thought was a ghost.
“Dad?” Sky asked
“Andreas?!” You exclaimed in surprise
“Hello Sky.” The King of Eraklyon breathed as he faced his son.
He had grown a beard which matched his brown hair, and his eyes… they were oceans you’d drown in. That voice didn’t age a bit, but instead made you weak in the knees after sixteen years.
“I missed you, Y/N.” He smiled as he wrapped his arms around your body. You could feel his… ‘sword’ grow stiff against your thighs as his chest was pressed against your breasts, and his nose pressed against your hair to smell your scent.
“Why don’t we go and make that daughter, hm?” Andreas huskily whispered in your ear.
Andreas pulled you inside the school and into an empty classroom, where he locked the door and passionately kissed you, his erection becoming harder… if that was possible.
“We already have a daughter, Andreas. You got me pregnant before you… left.” You confessed in between kisses.
Andreas wore a shit eating grin, as he unbuttoned your pants and sank to his knees, admiring your wet core, licking his lips as he attended to you down there.
You moaned in enjoyment as you felt his tongue explore your core, you felt release was quickly approaching you as your eyes shut as you rode your release.
Andreas rose from your core, licking his lips and a hungry look of lust still on his face, as his huge calloused hands tore off his pants and his ‘sword’ pressed into your core, you moaned. That was a sound Andreas longed to hear again. Not in dreams and fantasies he had about you during the sixteen years apart.
“Did you fuck anyone else?” He growled as he stretched you out.
You had. Only two men since you left for Earth. The first was while you were pregnant with Elvira and very needy in THAT way, and when Liana had arranged a date with a handsome doctor she had met and recommended for you.
“Yes.”
He removed his long ‘sword’ and turned you over, your arse was exposed as he spanked it, making you yelp in surprise
“You are my wife. Mine. My woman. My children’s mother. My whore.” He growled as he suddenly turned you on your back, shoved his cock inside you and started roughly thrusting in you.
He missed this. You missed this. You missed him in you. Filling you. He missed filling you and you clutching him around your tight walls. He missed the way your breasts jiggled while he pounded you. He missed seeing you when you were pregnant with Sky. You missed seeing him shirtless and sweet and loving. You were addicted to each other and god did you need your fix.
“A-a-Andrea-assssssss!” You moaned as Andreas felt his seed slide into your womb, he still felt his semen shoot inside your walls as he brushed your face with his hand
“I missed you so much, baby.” He muttered as you both fell asleep in each other’s arms.
By the time school came back, Elvira walked with her friends to Alfea to see Rosamund and Andreas standing in place of Farah and Silva.
“Who the hell is he?” Elvira asked
“He’s our dad, Elvira! He isn’t dead!” Sky exclaimed happily.
What. The. Hell?!
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