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Having one of those 'I want more of this one fic but if I want more I'll have to write it myself GDI' moments.
#Bonded of Cadis Etrama di Raizel#I crave that worldbuilding fanservice#and found family fluff#I haven't tagged it either Rai/Franken or Rai & Franken#because I don't know if they've ever fucked or not#it doesn't actually matter they're still married#noblesse laser cannons
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Slashers x Survivor!Reader || Imagine/Excerpts
Plot: You were the only other survivor. You were hurt, but left for dead rather then finished off- and there doesnt seem to have been a reason for it. You figure you were lucky, but others don't buy that 'story'. Rumours run wild. // Or, alternatively: // You're branded as the monsters franken-bride when you fail to die. They think you did something for him, in exchange for your life. Its not true. Its not!
You survived, but just to be seen as a pathetic whore.
Characters Included: Bubba Sawyer+Sawyer Brothers, Chucky Lee Ray, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers.
Warnings: Heavy sexual references, throwing up, slut-shaming, bullying, sex-for-survival, references to injuries-hospitals-and-stitches, gun mention, one 'kill yourself', etc. This is a dark one. Reader is over the age of 18 in all of these. The only reader who's gender is mentioned is Michael's. I think.
Part 2? 🤔
Bubba Sawyer:
You still remember being at court the week after. Just trying not to move lest your stitches broke; just trying to keep your liquid lunch down- when you found out what the people were saying. The papers had been kept from Sally and you until then, so you really had no idea. No idea, that they were saying you'd allowed yourself to be... that you'd... with them-
The papers used phrases like 'passed around', and you puked.
That lunch you had been trying so hard to settle that day came out all over the polished wood floors. It was so recent, you could still smell the sweat and the blood and the rot from that house-- to think that you would have done anything like what they detailed in those heinous articles made you heave, and they had to take you back to the hospital to be sewn back up again. The proceedings had to wait for a day.
When you finally got back a few days later and the proceedings truly begun, you were ready. You lowered your gaze and met no one's eyes except the Judge's, and Sally's- she had to know it wasn't true. She believed you; she was the only one who did.
They had to sell papers; you knew that. You understood, in a way. For a while.
You had no idea the lie would stick.
Now its 30 years later and the internet still knows you as the girl who fucked Leatherface.
Chucky Lee Ray:
The first time you heard what they were saying, you were shopping for groceries with your parents a month after Sarah Pierce' death. You'd been the Pierce' neighbour, and close friend- so of course you were caught in the crosshairs when everything happened. But you were finally starting to feel half-way to normal again in that store choosing avocados and apples. Daniel and Sarah were dead. Charles was dead. But the baby survived- and so did you. You felt like you were toeing a line; walking a tightrope fraying in the middle, but you were learning to shuffle along.
You were even getting used to the whispers that followed you around town.
Then you heard what they were saying.
It was a couple of teenagers on the other side of the citrus fruits, they were glancing at you sniggering. Chatting casually about you while they chose big fat oranges; chatting about you. Your scraped bruised knees. Something about your cut-up back.
You'd paused. You hadn't been sure you were understanding properly. There was no way... no chance, they were suggesting what you felt like they were. It was too horrible to believe.
Your parents had heard, too, and they had tried to move you along fast. They'd known.
When you realised it wasn't just your fucked-up medicated brain, that they really were saying what you thought they were- you'd rounded the oranges and lunged at them.
You still remember the feeling of your fingernails digging into that 19-year-old's scalp.
Freddy Krueger:
You were fucked-up to say the least when it was all over. For a week after, until your parents managed to get you on strong sleep medication, you slept about 40 minutes every day and only when it was light outside. The only person you would speak to was Nancy, because no one else believed you.
You were exhausted, you were literally sick with the worst flu of your life because you refused to get any real rest, and you Fed Up. Fed up with everyone treating you like you were delicate, and like you were crazy; You were worn so thin, you were saying whatever came to mind. Anything that would elicit a responce from people other then 'oh poor Y/N'.
You had been so sick of that narrative. You were mad! Come on! Now of course, safe on Hypnocil for a decade and well-enough rested, you supposed that that would have made an easier story to live in then the one you saddled yourself with forever in the media. But you weren't in your right mind, then.
It was during that first week, before the sleep meds you had to start taking. You had to go to a press conference with Nancy and the police,.. and the damn Springwood media, who were absolutely obsessed with the story.
One of the women in front shoved a microphone in your face one-too-many times. Officer Thompson had managed to keep you quiet for most of the conference with his hand on your shoulder and faster responses then you could manage in your state, but you had had enough by this point.
So what do you say to the rumours, Y/N??
:What rumours?
Well, the bitch had looked elated. Obnoxious and elated that you were clueless, and she got to tell you and get your reaction on camera. That you had relations with the killer. Sources tell us thats how you survived when 3 local Springwood teenagers didn't.
The cogs in your brain had been working so, so slowly during that time,.. it took you a minute to understand what that meant.
When you did, your eyes filled up with fire.
You remember at the time you were frustrated that no one was saying his name. The adults in town were all acting like he didn't exist, never did, and you and Nancy were crazy. It pissed you off more then anything because you knew part of what happened was their fault. And then your mouth moved before you could think. You regret that, now.
:Thats between me and Fred Krueger. I dont kiss and tell. Now fuck off.
Jason Voorhees:
The rumours that you somehow had sex with the Crystal Lake killer didn't crop up until a few years after the events. The anniversary. It had already been a hard time for you, being the anniversary of the single worst time of your life. The only saving grace was that the media hadn't come back on you so hard again this time; they'd already squeezed every little bit of information out of you and the police. Every gory, gritty detail. Or so the people thought.
Because the media did something they do very well, that year.
Made up the news.
Headlines like Victim or Bride of Frankenstein? Maybe Both., How Y/N L/N Really Survived the Crystal Lake Killings!, and your favourite, the one that made you vomit all over the newspaper and your kitchen table- New Information Leak Says All Star Survivor Had To Do To Live Was Open Their Legs; Who knew it could be so easy? If only the real victims had known., were all over the national news circuit that weekend. You hadn't puked like that in years.
You were once again bombarded by reporters that weekend. A few old stalkers came back, the spark of interest revitalised, which was Just Brilliant seeing as your restraining orders had all met their end already and you had to get more, and your mail box was
once. again.
a dump for insane people obsessed with the Voorhees family. You got letters persuading you politely to kill yourself because poor innocent Jason, magazine letter threats, and pictures of Jason and Pamela before he supposedly drowned- making him out to be a child. There was the odd person who thought of Jason as a God and you his sacrifice, too. Of course. That was vaguely interesting.
... you had been easy with the media before this, you gave them what they wanted. It was easier.
After this though you basically became the stereotype of a recluse. You burnt all the mail you'd received and boarded up your mail box, you cut off almost everyone in your life who you didn't Know you could trust, you ordered smoke bombs and chucked them out at reporters camped out on your lawn. You bought a gun.
If you were going to be used for the nations entertainment it would be on your own terms.
Michael Myers:
It was the same year they started saying Laurie and Michael were siblings. Because 2 girls being chased through the night and hunted by a random escaped lunatic in a mask wasn't horrible enough, anymore. Not entertaining enough, apparently. No, it had to be his baby sister and a sacrificial whore.
Because two young women couldn't possibly have survived that if they weren't either related to the monster, or used her womanly 'wiles' on him.
When you saw the headline at the store, you were picking up aspirin. You ended up going home with aspirin, and vodka. Laurie came over that night and the two of you drank that entire bottle, no chasers. She stayed over and it was almost like the nights after you escaped him together, except back then you were hurt (a few stab wounds each), and you stayed together to keep each other Safe from Michael. Now you stayed together to keep each other Safe from the Town. The town that had already failed the two of you, and just kept finding new ways.
The town never really let this one go, after that. It became canon lore that That is what happened; thats how you survived.
As if you would ever.
As if Michael himself, the cadaver filled with nothing but a hunters bloodlust, even had that kind of desire in him.
... You made an official denial and Laurie proved hers with her birth certificate, and Dr Loomis went on record one time debunking the myth, and Michael's public defender even made a statement-- but the town had made up their mind.
#Slashers x Reader#Slashers x Reader Excerpts#Slashers x Reader Excerpt#Slashers x Reader Imagine#Slashers x Reader Imagines#Excerpt Set#Bubba Sawyer#Bubba Sawyer x Reader#Charles Lee Ray x Reader#Charles Lee Ray#Chucky#Chucky x Reader#Freddy Krueger#Freddy Krueger x Reader#Jason Voorhees#Jason Voorhees x Reader#Michael Myers#Michael Myers x Reader#Slashers
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#pride and prejudice#de veir dochters bennet#orgoglio e pregiudizio#bride and prejudice#the lizzie bennet diaries#wishbone#elizabeth bennet#polls
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"Ghostbusters" is a song written by American musician Ray Parker Jr. as the theme to the 1984 film Ghostbusters, and included on its soundtrack. Debuting at #68 when the movie was released, the single slowly climbed the Billboard Hot 100 for nearly four months, finally peaking at #1 and staying there for three weeks.
Parker was approached by the film's producers to create a theme song, although he only had a few days to do so and the movie's title seemed impossible to include in any lyrics. However, when watching television late at night, Parker saw a cheap ad for a local service that reminded him that the film had a similar commercial featured for the fictional business of "The Ghostbusters". This inspired him to write the song as an advertising jingle that "the Ghostbusters might have commissioned as a promotion".
The music video was directed by Ivan Reitman (who also directed the film). It features a young woman played by actress Cindy Harrell who is haunted by a ghost portrayed by Parker, roaming a nearly all-black house interior (with vibrant neon designs outlining the sparse architectural and industrial features) until the woman finally calls the Ghostbusters. It was the No. 1 video on MTV for most of the summer of 1984 and features cameos by celebrities Chevy Chase, Irene Cara, John Candy, Melissa Gilbert, Ollie E. Brown, Jeffrey Tambor, George Wendt, Al Franken, Danny DeVito, Carly Simon, Peter Falk and Teri Garr. None of the actors were paid for participating but did so as a favor to Reitman, Bill Murray, or Dan Aykroyd. The video concludes with Parker and the stars of the film in full Ghostbuster costume, dancing down the streets of New York City (where the movie takes place). Times Square was closed in order to film the scene, although a sizable crowd may still be seen in the background.
#1980s#I ain't afraid of no ghost#pop music#NYC#behind the scenes#celebrity cameo#80s aesthetic#vintage
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An explanation of why I am confused by some Noldor pictures and view them with skepticism
There are many pictures of the Noldor and their 3 great houses. Some look very good and others are a bit more difficult to interpret.
What irritates me is that they are often depicted as dark-skinned (brown, sometimes completely black?), which is not exactly what Tolkien describes.
There are several reasons why, for me, all high elves are not brown or black-skinned and this has nothing to do with racism, but with some other factors that are ignored by many people!
The author, J.R.R. Tolkien, grew up in a racist time. At that time, it was extremely frowned upon to depict black people in stories or other art. Black people were viewed as inferior people at that time. (One reason why I absolutely detest the years 1800 to 1965! All people are equal, no matter what skin color they have! -.-*) When Tolkien spoke of 'black elves', he was referring to their hair color or their difficult character, not their skin color. For example, the children of Fingolfin are not black-skinned, but black-haired!
The basis of the idea of the Noldor. Anyone who knows a little about European history will certainly still know the ancient tribes of the Slavs, Franks, Saxons, etc. These tribes were certainly used as the basis for various peoples of Arda. Not only because Tolkien himself was a Briton and thus knew European history himself, but because he borrowed a lot from the Edda or was inspired by European history. Some tribes, including the Franks, often had long hair. Especially the leaders! They were very easy to recognize by their long hair, because they often had the longest hair. (Source: Franken/Merowinger )
The geographical location of the island of Valinor. Valinor itself is located more northwest than in the southwest or even entirely in the south. The further north you live, the fewer color pigments your skin contains. This has something to do with the sun's rays and the shorter days. The further south you live, the more intense and longer the sun's effects on your skin are and the more color pigments your skin has to protect itself from sunlight. This is also the reason why there are more black people in Africa than white people. The white people only moved there through colonization. If black people lived only in the north for generations, they would experience a lightening of their skin after just a few generations because they get less sun in the north. The dark pigments thus lose their usefulness or protective function. That's how I see it with the Noldor. Due to the location of the island, all high elves will be white-skinned rather than dark-skinned.
In short: I do not doubt that there are black-skinned elves. I strongly assume that they exist. I just don't see that the high elves have black skin, only black hair (with a few exceptions, due to intermarriage with the Vanyar).
I strongly assume that black-skinned elves are not high elves, but rather belong to the Moriquendi. The so-called dark elves. I don't know which tribes, apart from the Sindar and the Teleri, belong to this group. However, I assume that some tribes of the Moriquendi certainly went to the southern lands, to Rhun, Umbar, Harad or even further south; to countries that are completely unknown to me.
Of course, everyone can draw what they want. Celegorm is also wrongly depicted with blonde hair, although he had black hair like his father (blonde cannot result from red hair and black hair, it's called genetics…). This is up to each individual, but please forgive me for not sharing these works. The reasons are above, if anyone takes it badly, that's fine. I don't care.
I just wanted to give my opinion here and clarify again where the term 'dark' comes from in Tolkien's works and what it refers to.
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darkicedragon 🤔 what are the chances of m getting really stressed out and just Cannot Deal w his thoughts right now and would like it if they just stopped and rai is like 'ah' and decides to help bc thats what m wanted, right? dunno if thats blocking/wiping ms recent memories tho bc thats whats causing him stress tho rai should also know that all memories are precious to m. but theyre really not helping rn 🤔 azure 🐱 on one hand Rai being evil uwu and wiping the parts of M's memories that cause him harm and THAT'S HOW FRANKEN REALIZES HOW MUCH OF HIS OWN MEMORIES ARE MISSING by seeing what's happening to M, Franken starts questioning because Rai made it so normal, he… never noticed for 400 years he never noticed when some thoughts would just disappear Franken going back to his old journals to see and realizing that… he's jotted down failed experiments and frustrations he doesn't remember he didn't even remember the journals in the first place darkicedragon well how would he notice if a thought disappeared? 🥲 rai seeing the frustration of experiments Not Working and this isnt making frankenstein happy, so… rai just does a lil clean up. redirects frankensteins focus towards something else and that makes frankenstein happy again, so that must be a good thing and what frankenstein wanted but yeah, w m its even more obvious, bc m doesnt have a personality switch, but he gets calm -fast- and that doesnt make sense to frankenstein yes, ms in a safer place now with better food and where he can rest but… he doesnt seem like the person frankenstein knew last week frankenstein asking m abt something m had been grumbling under his breath or had snapped at frankenstein abt and just gets a blank stare or puzzled look in response …… oof m24s memory would also be super painful for m 8') azure 🐱 HECK YESSS >8D Franken asking M about 24 and M is confused "Who?" "Your comrade?" "I… always worked alone. They never sent me in group missions." and Franken just pauses "I see…" darkicedragon m gets sus abt frankenstein asking weird questions, but maybe thinks frankenstein was asking abt jake or something but his tattoo says 21… 'who were the others….?' darkicedragon 'they all died didnt they? …. yeah. frankensteins just trying to confuse me'
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Having just binged all of your fics available I am intensely craving more of your flair and style… just curious, do you have any favorite authors, fics, and/or books that you recommend?
I think you are into Noblesse - so here are some recs.
Noblesse:
Fleeting Vapor's 'Broken Glass' for a character-led, slowpaced and deeply introspective look into Franken and Rai's early days. This is a masterful character study, where every line matters. Hidden meanings behind everything. Keep in mind the author wrote this work before Franken and Rai's backstory was revealed coming up to ch 295.
Quarra and Xantissa's Right Here Waiting - a short, sexy character study with a really cool outsider pov. A Vassalord vampire tries to puzzle out - and appease - an ancient human. Frankenstein. Don't fear the new characters, the central themes deal with Franken and his relationship with Rai.
@laryna6's Bonded of Cadis Etrama di Raizel - all about building the world of Noblesse, how it works, how nobles came to be, how humans evolved, what the Union did in the background, and a nice found-family oriented drama with long discussions between characters. The entire Noblesse cast gets to shine somewhere - especially the members of the Frankenhouse.
For style:
Peradi's Have You Heard - the sense of scale, tension, unspoken realities, umcomfortable truths, all building to a powerkeg about to blow is such an arresting read. This is a Star Wars fic about normal people. Normal, umremarkable people in both the Empire and the Rebellion, who make individual choices that change everything.
@yellowocaballero's Good Luck Jake. A very memorable thing that this Moon Knight fic utterly nails is how people, in real life, speak. Or - perhaps that's not right. It is stylised. The dialogue is the snappiest, wittiest, realist, uncomfortablest, most engaging thing ever. When people verbally fight, they fight. The story and characters - both emotionally devastating. The way this fic uses POV changes is astonishing.
Astolat's Royal Flush. This story is one of my fav's of theirs -- a Game of Thrones fic. It is always the Plot that carries every story from this excellent writer - complex character motivations, political machinations, machiavellian schemes - plot, plot, plot. There is so much plot to get through - and yet everything is paced LIGHTNING fast. It's incredible.
I trust you'll find any and all of these fics an excellent read. If you enjoyed these stories, please consider leaving a review for the writers.
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They removed your tailbone????????????????
YES!!! Story time!
It was winter. It was seventh grade. I was walking back inside on the sidewalk. The sidewalk had not been salted properly. I slipped on a huge patch of ice and instantly felt pain right where your tailbone exists. It hurt like a bitch but I had just taken a hard fall onto concrete so like of course it hurt. It went away after a while so I figured it was fine.
Until it came time to travel to my grandparents house several states away and I was in TEARS by the end of the road trip. My butt hurt SO BAD, way more than the usual aches and pains of road tripping. And then the pain didn’t go away.
At first my mother did not believe me which Rude but eventually I went to my doctor, and she ordered an X-ray and she couldn’t really tell what was wrong so she ordered an MRI and both those things led to her noticing that I have three degenerated disks in my lower spine (honestly probably the cause of most of my problems) and it looked like my tailbone was “anti-verted” which I will forever believe is just a fancy doctor term for “idk man it looks weird”
I get sent to a specialist. The specialist has ZERO bedside manner and tells me, a scared very mentally unwell thirteen year old that my only options are to have a surgery wouldn’t really fix the problem or take Advil for the rest of my life. That sucked. My mom took me to Spirit Halloween to cheer me up because it was so bad.
By this point, I’m in pain all the time. I get a special pillow to sit on both in the car and at school, and it is put in my IEP that I have special permission to stand up in class whenever necessary because the pain was just that distracting. To help mitigate the pain, I am seeing a chiropractor on a very regular basis. It’s awkward as hell because I’m experiencing puberty and he’s constantly touching my lower back and butt.
Blah blah blah I make it to eighth grade and I am having A Bad Time. I’m in so much pain that I think it’s the only thing I’m going to feel for the rest of my life. I am being heavily bullied at church on top of getting injected with a crap ton of religious trauma. At the same time I’m going through a sexuality crisis because middle school. I am scrounging for reasons to get out of bed and it’s only working sometimes. It’s BAD.
Somewhere along the line my chiropractor takes a look at my X-ray and he goes: “This is broken. This is very broken. Your tailbone is broken.”
I look at the X-ray. Instead of being attached to my spine, my tailbone is completely detached from bone, muscle, tissue, and is existing at a 90 degree angle in my body cavity. No fucking wonder it hurt so much!!
On it goes. We know what the problem is but we don’t know how to fix it and this point I have a very healthy mistrust of doctors.
Enter my eighth grade social studies teacher. Her husband has been the gym teacher at the elementary school where my dad works since idk the beginning of time probably. And also, small town, so they both me well.
She hears what’s going on. She sees me struggling to exist on the daily. She pulls me to the side after class one day and says “Hey. My son broke his tailbone a couple years ago. We went to this doctor and the surgery they did really helped.”
Cue social studies teacher getting in contact with my parents and me having approximately a million appointments at a doctor’s office in *gasp* the great city of El Paso, Texas. The doctor decides that it’s best to remove the bone because it just floating around is causing A Lot of nerve damage.
So, July 7th, 2016 I got my tailbone removed from my body in a procedure called a coccygectomy. I had to figure out how to do things while either completely laying down or standing up for two weeks because I couldn’t sit. I walked around with a Franken-butt for a few weeks until the stitches dissolved. I still have nerve damage and I will probably never be able to sit normally or without pain again but it is so much better then it used to be.
And now that social studies teacher is my principal and I have a cool scar that I can’t ever show to anyone because well. The location of the tailbone is. You know.
#NO they didn’t let me keep it. assholes.#I tried to make a clay one in art class as a symbol and it KEPT BREAKING which is hilarious#I can feel where my tailbone used to be so that’s fun#it also Did affect my balance I used to be better at balancing#b rambles#thetalee#asks and the like#oh and I figured out my sexuality and we stopped attending that church and eventually I stopped attending church altogether :)
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Tim Walz Cannot Shoot A Gun, But He Is A Loose Cannon
By Ray Cardello for June 3, 2025, Season 31 / Post 20 Minnesota has a track record of electing flamboyant, if ineffective, representatives. Al Franken, Jesse Ventura, and Ilhan Omar are a sampling, but the poster child for off-center, inept members of the government has to be the current Governor, Tim Walz. Tim Walz gained national prominence for his role in the George Floyd debacle, which…
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TV Guidance Counselor Episode 686: Chris Cluess

This week Ken welcomes writer, producer and all around superstart Chris Cluess to the show.

Chris and Ken discuss being alive, New Jersey, SCTV, winning an Emmy, Sweeps Week, Moral Majority, the amazing wonderful world of John Candy, Toronto, being polite, forgetting names, stripping on bear rugs, supporting the arts, being beloved by the public, the guy with a snake on his face, the greatness of Juul Haalmeyer, Alan King, Alan King's Second Final Warning, working at National Lampoon, Cleveland, Blackstone, The Pretenders, Boomtown Rats, plugging 5,000 year old shows you get not royalties from, "...from Cleveland", Bob and Ray, Kurt Vonneget, how sometimes you can't completely your mission, writing a terrible Barney Miller spec script, the massive sketch book, trying to get hired to write for SNL, scaring John Belushi, chasing Garret Morris, the kindness of Dan Ackroyd, sketch comedy, Al Franken, Tom Davis, Michael O'Donoghue, getting a master class in sketch writing pro bono, John Candy, moving to LA in 1978, haunted houses, attending the Emmys in 1982, being Catherine O'Hara's date, working on Night Court and the running the final seasons of Night Court, tall people, winning over Marsha Warfield, Nothing but Trouble, Madman of the People, the mysterious ways of Bill Murray, getting offers you can't refuse, being uncanceled, Selma Dimond's funeral, writing for the Happiest Place on Earth, I Married Dora, breaking the 4th wall, and begging Chris to write a memoir.

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darkicedragon frankenstein and rai cough azure 🐱 Franken forced to swear loyalty through a contract now doing his best to break it and Muzaka talking to Rai "You know he seeks to break the contract." "He tries. I know." and Muzaka is like hmmm because he knows for a fact Franken is smarter than this than to not know Rai knows all his thoughts darkicedragon frankenstein doing the fma thing of couching and translating his thoughts thru his experiments, so rai can hear his thoughts, but what it actually means just goes weeeee right over rai's head
Writing Prompt #2828
"I pledge my undying fealty to you, and only you, my lord."
"Well that's just not true, now is it? I heard on the winds that your devotion wavers."
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#ghostbusters#who you gonna call#ray parker jr#Danny DeVito#carly simon#Peter Falk#Teri Garr#al franken#Ollie E. Brown#George Wendt#Chevy Chase#John Candy#jeffrey tambor#Irene Cara#melissa gilbert#columbo#egon spengler#ray stanz
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but anyway, Rai's major actual experience with humans before this started was Franken. We need some exploration of how much this has skewed his perception of Totally Normal Things For Humans To Do
...but then again, Rai is not actually STUPID and I can just imagine him Judging Me for not realizing that it would take a complete idiot not to know that Franken is not a 'normal' example of anything
Rai: 'but hacking into government databases is a totally normal thing. Franken, Ikhan and TAo do it, that's three humans. Many.' nodsnods
Rai: 'so ofc they are meant to be broken into and the defenses are just humans playing like Ikhan and Tao do.'
'warning this is Very Very Illegal And We Will Put U In Ultra Jail'
Rai: 'ah this is the reverse psychology'
Rai: 'humans love to do things someone more powerful than them tells them not to do'
Rai: 'So this is this database's Ikhan inviting me in, how nice'
And a repeat of that time some humans asked Rai to go with them ensues, only this time with Rai going 'yes... u should get out of here ASAP...' and instead of Franken getting a call re 'we kidnapped your ward' Sangeen has the sense to call Tao
Sangeen: 'uh... we have your...' *searches for word, remembers Rai instakilling a union elder when the poor/utter bastard tried to take him hostage. 'Student?'
Tao: O? Which one?
Sangeen: Cadis Etrama di Raizel?
Tao: O did He get lost again?
Sangeen: He broke into our database
Tao: O! sparkles Other dad is taking an interest in my hobbies OMG! 'U can just send him home don't worry about it, he goes for walks the Boss won't get concerned unless he's close to missing Family Dinner'
Sangeen: sweats There's one more thing...
Tao: O?
Sangeen: 'The helicopter strike team entered the computer room through a window...'
Tao: goes green 'The computer room? You don't mean The School's computer room... Plz no...'
Sangeen: gulps prepares to die 'I take full responsibility on behalf of our organization's men...'
Yonsu: 'The hell you do'
Tao: speaking fast No worries! RK will save your ass again joinourgroup hits communicator button 'Code Rael! Code Rael!'
M-21/Takeo/Regis/Rael: !!!!!! scramble
- Franken: I feel a disturbance in the force... as if someone is fucking with my shit...
Seira: drinks tea elegantly, carrying out her duty of providing the household's supply of Chill in Rai's absence
Rai was breaking in for Sangeen and Yonsu's addresses to send Chuseok gifts, because while Franken normally does that he does not like them and while they did try to bring Shinwoo and Ikhan into the Union conflict, they also fought alongside The Kids (even if The Kids were there to save them in the first place) and managed evacuations for later battles and should be acknowledged
They will be getting packages containing shopping bags full of instant ramyeon containers in the mail and go ??
#noblesse#cadis etrama di raizel#obviously Chuseok gifts#but who would send them instant noodles#and there's no note#maybe blank Chuseok cards#it would not have occurred to Rai to write in them bc that would be Talkative#meanwhile Rai drinks tea#and is glad he managed to contribute to performing Household Duties#ofc Franken must never know
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darkicedragon https://www.tumblr.com/paradoxicaldreamer/766815834038566912?source=share both frankenstein and muzaka pff azure 🐱 FUCKING THIS THIS TROPE IS SO 👌 that's why I liked Rai/Franken so much also the confidence and smirk when the person is sure of their guard dog even as the enemy says the guard dog abandoned/betrayed them "He abandoned you." "Ah, no he's just," *sounds of things breaking and yelling and mayhem* "a little late." darkicedragon 'also he can get a little lost and distracted but he does eventually get to where he needs to be' ^-^ … but also getting pissed bc guard dog was indeed hurt/almost killed to make them think guard dog had abandoned them azure 🐱 "He's just a dog! You can get as many as you like." "He was mine. I'm a little pissed you hurt him." ^-^
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