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"Hall and oates is the most succesful musical duo in music history" my sweet ass. They can keep that title if they want, but the greatest duo in music history is by far tears for fears. H&O are mostly popular in america, tears for fears are known worldwide and that's all the evidence you need your honor! ✋
#hall and oates#tears for fears#confession#confessions#this feels like such a brit take#i dont think it's either of em#it's obviously modern talking#jk but isnt it actually S&G?
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one topic I find weirdly charming is stuff for kids that's basically specific to one place. when there's some obscure thing that pretty much everyone outside your country goes 'what?' and everyone in your country goes 'OH MY GOD THAT' when you mention it, that's the shit
#personal crap#you are not only invited but requested to put your country's examples of this :p#i don't mean shit like thomas the tank engine or asterix or tintin or moomins that get everywhere i mean very region specific shit#ofc this also excludes like 90% of american kid's stuff lmao#i mostly though of this because of a jj mccullough video where he went to chile#and one thing he got was a print of this famous cartoon character that chileans love but doesn’t exist outside chile#and bc of joel joking about being scared of bamse on an april fools stream#so when i went to malmö and saw a bamse painted on a wall i went oh shit#obviously as a brit i know tonnes of ours- mostly old animated shows like magic roundabout and wombles and clangers lol#though it's still wild to me how we share the first one with the french#sidenote but someone made a fascinating documentary on yt about the movie of that and how it became doogle#he discussed the whole history of it and even interviewed a bunch of the writers and animators it was really interesting
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[My humble contribution to the meme mania surrounding @neil-gaiman having pyromaniac tendencies]
Featuring: the reference you SHOULD understand, it was not that long ago, folks 😂😂😂
Also featuring: me, late to the party but here I am with my zero to none Photoshop abilities
(Hi, by the way 👋)
Just came by to drop this and disappear as quickly as I popped.
#Good Omens#Game of Thrones#Michael Sheen#David Tennant#Neil Gaiman#Obviously Michael Sheen is everybody's Golden Boy#There is a fine line between ACTING and being ACTUALLY SET ON FIRE apparently#Is this why actors are still on strike? Because this does sound like suuuper dark stuff from where I stand#Like is this allowed? For real? Should I blame the Brits#Am I clueless about these things because I'm french?#Sir Gaiman have you checked a law book recently?#Although I DO want Good Omens season 3 as much as the next person okay#David on Fire
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Just finishes Blood Over Bright Haven, went to check some goodreads reviews, and people are shitting on M. L. Wang and calling her work "white saviour complex" and "coloniser romance", also saying that her work is a copy of RFK.
And this is why I think reading comprehension is dead, because if you read BOBH and THAT was your take from it, I'm pretty sure you read it with your eyes closed.
Anyway, if yall actually want an amazing dark academia and steampunk-y book with nuanced discussion about societal issues, amazing writing, a morally grey female protag and unique kickass worldbuilding, you should read BOBH by M. L. Wang.
#not to mention how fucking insidious it is to shit on it just to bring up RFK. who has been criticised by darker-skinned asian folks-#-for the way she wrote Rin's people in TPW and who brings down any criticism she as a rich american citizen faces as 'yt ppl jelly haha'.#blood over bright haven#m l wang#bookblr#like i dont know how to tell you that this isn't 'white saviour complex' not only bc the author is very obviously NOT WHITE#but also because... both characters involved in this romance *are*.#the kwen seem to be based predominantly on the irish people (red hair grey eyes) and the tiranish on the brits#Sciona is white BUT SO IS THOMIL.#like did yall read with your eyes closed be for fucking honest#(i know yall westerners just dont give a shit about colonisation victims that aren't Properly/Visibly PoC ofc)#(so it comes as no surprise that so many of you didn't even realise the irish inspiration behind the kwen.)#(but you could at least PRETEND to not be a reactionary little shit.)
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Do you remember the first time that the taste was no longer the same even when you won? "Probably 2008 or 2009. We had worked so hard to get where we were that then the time to enjoy victories became very scarce. The constant compromises with the press, the fans and everyone, until I got to the point where I thought: yeah, it didn't have the same effect on me anymore. Then I started to find other reasons to win. I just wanted to beat everyone, just to annoy them. You spent two years in Britain before arriving at the World Championships, living almost like [g slur]. Any good memories of that time? "I made a lot of friends and spent a lot of time with them. Britain was the last time I lived in a civilisation where I could go wherever I wanted and talk to anyone in a shop and everyone spoke English. I felt at home in England, but after that we were not welcomed at the races, the British fans were never happy about my victory." Did that give you even more motivation to win? "Absolutely, when people want you not to win, it's much nicer to do that. But I still don't understand it because I think Britain helped me a lot to get to where I am now, but despite that they continue to hate me." And do you know why they hate you? "I have no idea" Maybe because you were the first to clearly beat Rossi? "Yes, but they hated me even when I ran there. When I was racing in the British 125cc championship, they called me a cheat and so on."
August 2012
#says in his autobiography he doesn't motivate himself with his rivals and just wanted to win for winning's sake. lest you forget#very rich text isnt it... quietly sad#//#brr brr#//ht#obviously this was somewhat disingenuous from valentino but he did probably have a point that part of the motogp animosity#from the brits came down to just how happy casey was to vocally complain about donington
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the dutch are so annoying when it comes to football so i'm glad they aren't finalists 🙏 can't wait for the netherlands and france to bite each other's dicks off for 3rd and 4th place
#hoping spain wins the championship the brits are annoying also but nearly not as much as the dutch obviously#re: copa america i hope colombia wins today❤️#my post
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What’s your British snack?
brits have food?
#anonymous#this is obviously a joke#but i tried to think about a brit snack i like and i think there's none LOL#i do love a strawberry ribena but it's a drink#but every time i go back to england they don't have it anymore#they only have the blackcurrant one
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it's only a good headcanon if it makes zero sense.

mysterious parents and memory loss will do that i guess.
#this needs to hit a very specific target audience that i dont think exists besides me#it's not shameless self-projecting if it's really really funny#''but she's obviously british!'' you cry out#she's both#i think all of the main cast brits in hellsing are only half-british in my hc opinion#so these are my two cents for seras i suppose#i personally think her dad is the british one because of her last name#i forget what her mom's accent is in ultimate but idgaf i go off of manga canon with some gonzo inspo anyway so it's free game#dont ask how her master who is literally VLAD THE IMPALER feels about this#i did this for the irony of it all actually#also i debated whether to spell it goulash or goulas for this post but i think more people know goulash#also she did not make it properly it tasted horrible and integra was right#but at least she tried.#wow this is a lot of overexplaining for a hungarian seras joke maybe it's not a joke anymore#goodnight#hellsing#my art
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It’s really frustrating seeing Lando and Oscar do so much press for Silverstone, yet Mercedes have arranged nothing for Lewis and George. Say whatever about McLaren but clearly the PR strategy is working and sponsors are eager to work with them..
Yeah, I mean, does it matter in the grand scheme of things? No, obviously it doesn't change how the weekend is going to go down whether or not they've done some press/promo work before the race.
And sure, Lewis is doing Cbeebies, which is a relatively big deal, even if for a very specific audience...
But it's really annoying when teams seem to think fan engagement starts and stops at material products they can sell you. There's so much talk about how special a home race is and like... maybe I'm weird, but I'd kind of prefer to see drivers commemorating their home gp by doing some little interviews with some different outlets, maybe an appearance on a UK show that doesn't usually cover f1 (because a lot of them do better interviews or do silly fun things) idk just something a bit different and fun? Why does it start and end at them just throwing out a different colour hat that I've got to pay them £50 for the privilege of owning?
And I think McLaren are really good at getting this, kind of putting your drivers out in the wider public conscious humanises them, let's people get to know them, helps build up a support network... I know there's been people before complaining drivers shouldn't want to do stuff like that because they're there to be athletes not TV stars, but actually the line between the sport and media worlds is nearly non existent these days and it always feels like some teams really don't fully embrace utilising it still?
#I admit it's largely me looking at it with my media studies hat on#And it is a very niche bug bear#(And I'm also very aware of the farage-esque undertones of 'do summat bri'ish for the brits!!!)#And obviously we're at the end of a triple header which doesn't help#But yeah it always feels like a bit of a missed opportunity#Shove them on the one show or loose women even that would be better than nothing?!#The f1 media strategy has always been deeply weird to me#And most people aren't interested in it#But they seem to mainly spurn mainstream outlets in favour of their little echo chamber which seems weird
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{ OOC } i have got to stop listening to this song on repeat and just go to sleep 😩
#ooc posts. ᴡᴜʙʙᴀ ʟᴜʙʙᴀ ᴅᴜʙ ᴅᴜʙ#{ also i lied i spent all day fucking around instead of writing }#{ and now i'm listening to Karma's a Bitch on repeat }#{ the Brit Smith version obviously }#{ Rick would hate this song xD }
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rewatching the oa so you know what that means!!!!
yep, im gonna be posting a bunch of rants about abuse in the adoption industry and how the oa is a perfect representation of abusive adopters and how society reacts to witnessing abusive adopters and treats to abused adoptees
#like seriously i already want to go on rants#the oa#since the first time i saw the oa i felt so#so fucking seen#yeah my story isnt 1:1 obviously#but the larger picture? it is one to one.#and it is very similar for my sister (also an abused adoptee)#although my situation was more severe than my sisters--even worse than the portrayal in the oa#but it still felt so... it felt so real.#everything from the actual adoption scene (nancy and abel BUYING. a child from a black market bc they dont meet the (very low) standards#for public or private adoption)#to how nancy physically assaults the oa in public because she doesnt like the oa making her own choices#and french responds by saying they saved her and how theyre her real parents. how shes lucky to have them.#it was so#so fucking real#and the fact the brit isnt adopted and as far as i know none of the supporting writers are either?#fucking phenomenal#the fact they so perfectly captured the average adoptive experience is just phenomenal#it's such an incredible series in every aspect (tho the second season is a bit........ yikes.) but especially in this one
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I’ve been thinking about the reason I feel so weird about people on tumblr who aren’t living in the UK making jokes about how great it would be if the UK split up and abandoned England (where I live) and made the great Celtic aliance and whatnot....like, I acknowledge I really have no good social justice approved reasons for feeling weird about this. I’m English in England and I do understand the long history of England oppressing and colonising all the other nations. This isn’t in question. I’m sure it would be better for all the other nations if they left England, and if there was a way it could be done very easily and quickly for everyone, then I’d say do it in a heartbeat. It feels really daft of me to be like thinking about actual logistics because of a fucking joke post which no one really needs, but I always do for some reason and it’s just so stressful to think about. The UK is fucking falling apart right now, it can’t manage anything. Our last Prime Minister lasted 49 days. No one has been elected as PM for like a decade, they all just take over from the last failure in this fucking endless conservative government. It feels never ending. I feel like it was also really easy for people outside the UK to judge Brexit as a terrible idea, but from the inside it was never that simple. It was a really bad idea for sure, and it caused this massive influx of xenophobia, but while it was going on it was all so complicated and there was so much shit on both sides. You would think it would be easy to say like ‘I don’t want to be on the side of xenophobia so I’m anti-Brexit’, but then you would get accused of being in an ivory tower and not affected by the employment issues concerned caused by EU workers or w/e. Someone would write a thinkpiece calling you classist or something, using the exact same emotive language people deploy all the time on here for their good causes. It’s not so easy to be like ‘ok this is good emotive language making me think the right thing, and this is bad emotive language making me think the wrong thing’. In reality, of course, it was never a case of just working class people wanting Brexit and just middle class people wanting remain, that was more fucking propaganda and it was sooooo much more complicated than that. I hope this is starting to get across the problem a bit. A few people were even arguing that Brexit was good because more workers of colour could come into the country if we stopped having so many white EU workers so Brexit could actually be anti-racist. (As if the current government would willingly do anything like that...lol.) What I’m trying to say is it split the country in so many ways, it was a really ugly time. I have heard similar things from people living in Scotland about the last push for Scottish Independance. Whether you were pro or anti, it got ugly and caused massive painful rifts. Now, i do think at some point Scotland will gain independance and I will cheer them on. But it won’t be an easy split, because they never are. The other thing I think gets glossed over is that we aren’t a very big country, of course there’s a lot of movement, many people in England have very recent roots in Scotland, Wales and/or NI. When you make it more distant roots, then it’s a vast percentage. And it’s worth noting that identifying as English specifically, if you live in England, has some connotations of racism and xenophobia against immigrants. (England for the English, that kind of fucked up thing.) People who do not want those connotations who live in England will tend to use the term British to self describe. I don’t know what it means to be ‘English’, specifically, without racism coming into the frame pretty quickly. I think that’s why these posts also read a bit as if annexing England will free the other nations from racism, whether or not that was the intention.
#uk politics#english politics#politics#this post was probably a bad idea i know#i'm being 100% sincere in it if that helps it's not irony poisoned#i think it may be something to do with the fact that it's always weird when people who don't live where you live talk about it#i remember in 2011 during the protests in egypt my housemate who was anglo-egyptian and had lived there for several years#was really bothered by the press coverage and i think this was part of the reason why#because he often couldn't really identify what was bothering him other than the focus on brits leaving (v fair)#but it wasn't just that i think it was also the way Egypt's politics were talked about from an outside perspective#obviously i;m not saying the UK is like Egypt!#in any way other than this specific thing#americans also quite rightly hate the way other nations use them as the butt of a joke about the country being regressive#like there aren't real people there who are living it#it makes me cringe tbh i hate that brits and other nations are so obsessed with the 'lol Americans!' jokes#so there you go that's my ill thought out post
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OH COME ON BEEPERS BEDEHOP IS A FRENCH WORD
#BC UM. YEAH#oh wait no why wld i want bedehop to be french#oh nonono it's a brit word obviously!! french is for losers who say croissant instead of quaso 🙄🙄
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I mean, the guy in the screenshots was half-joking. Obviously being able to cook something well or better is not a guarantee that comes with genetics. But the comment above
As a Brit, I’d like to remind the world that we invented curry, it’s our unofficial national dish. We eat it more than anything else and you can go into any of our fish and chip shops and get curry all over your deep fat fried foods. That whole white people thing is just the USA. I think we exported all the people with no taste which might explain a lot.
isn't cool and I don't like how it was just talked around with "oh but British curry exists"
#like one it obviously doesnt understand what curry is popular in britain so why the commentary#and two when someone says something not cool in relation to colonialism why would you stop people from calling it out#sorry no south asian brit would ever phrase a reply the way that one was phrased#long post
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