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snowyh2o Ā· 9 months ago
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I wonder if Alastor had an absentee dad that just showed up one day when he got famous as a radio host and tried to re-enter Alastorā€™s life.
Maybe thatā€™s why he was so pissed at Lucifer for just showing up like he did.
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moth-yknowtheartist Ā· 7 months ago
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glad watcher responded and chose a plan that works for a lot more of their audience and still allows them to keep more control of their content on a different site they can get funding from. i think it addresses a lot of the fair and justified criticism I saw. i also think that I'm prob gonna keep a distance from the fandom for a while cause some of you really showed your true colors and were fucking annoying and disrespectful lol
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hijinxinprogress Ā· 3 months ago
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Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake āŒĀ 
Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim DrakeĀ āœ…
The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ā€˜efficientā€™ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isnā€™t even aware that sheā€™s competing with a whole ass child šŸ˜­ heā€™s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ā€˜fucking amateur I could do betterā€™)Ā 
Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ā€˜Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? Thatā€™s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupidā€™ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks itā€™s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours šŸ˜­ he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ā€˜for no reason when he could be doing something productiveā€™Ā 
And he still does this as a bat but itā€™s just easier to tell if he didnā€™t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and heā€™s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc timā€™s saying shit like ā€˜This guys a fucking moron, I couldā€™ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesnā€™t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?ā€™ and ā€˜youā€™re like all hysterical and for what šŸ¤Ø ā€˜you blew up 83% of Bristol waahā€™ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? Itā€™s only rich mfs that live there, itā€™s just a matter of them opening their fucking walletsā€™ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ā€˜well if youā€™re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeahā€™Ā and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him
Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and heā€™ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ā€˜Iā€™ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on manā€™ and Timā€™s confused bc ā€˜I slept next to you this morning wdym??ā€™ and thatā€™s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open
But one of the worst things about Timā€™s ā€˜time efficient sleep scheduleā€™ nonsense is that it fucking works heā€™s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or heā€™s been replaced but heā€™s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason
#Tim drake being unhinged even in his sleep and taking sleepwalking to the next level by doing reports/solving cases in his sleep#A bat hearing incoherent mumbling but no oneā€™s nearby: šŸ˜ heā€™s in the walls šŸ˜Ø heā€™s in the goddamn walls#No one knows how or why heā€™s in that particular spot in the wall bc thereā€™s isnā€™t a secret entrance/crawl space there#Tim also has a wall of energy drinks Bruce regularly tries to lecture him aboot#And Timā€™s like ā€˜your eldest son has snorted sugar MULTIPLE timesā€™#then he gestures at Jason ā€˜and that one looks like if he didnā€™t have drug related childhood trauma heā€™d try to snort protein powderā€™#bruce: tim we have to talk about your behavior#Tim: like three of your kids have basked in the blood of their enemies šŸ¤Ø I am NOT your biggest issue rn#Dick Grayson being the main reason thereā€™s an ā€˜acceptable levels of forceā€™ slide with 600+ slides & most are examples of what not to do#Stephanie šŸ¤šŸ¾ Damian: being reason Bruce is adding more slides to a PowerPoint from 2 decades ago#Tim drakes idea of straight forward is how everyone else imagines jumping through hoops and fucking struggling to avoid pissing off the fae#Like wdym simple?? This plan has 97 parts and heā€™s like no thatā€™s just the first page of plan 1 if itā€™s sunny#Rogues: I canā€™t catch him off guard wtf do none of these mfs sleep??#Tim ā€˜never let em know your next moveā€™ Drake whoā€™s been sleep for the past 45 minutes: šŸ”µāž–šŸ”µ#Yj has cuddle piles in the air vents#Everyone with enhanced senses is losing bc ā€˜there are children in the wallsā€™#Coffee addict babs calls tim weak when he tells her he cut coffee bc it was fucking with him before continuing to chug hot coffee#Oracle: this is the worst Tuesday ever šŸ˜” I need more coffee before I deal with an Arkham breakout#Nightwing: but itā€™s sunday??#Spoiler: Maybe itā€™s time we switch to decaf love also just out of curiosity when was the last time you slept??#Oracle: you want the fucking location or not?#Dick: I take it back mb#Spoiler: a thousand apologies to our gracious overlord#Oracle: thatā€™s what I thought#Bruce: youā€™re benched oracle#Oracle: take that bench and shove it up your ass batman#Steph 100% calls everyone mushy pet names and has since Bruce lectured her about professionalism when she was dating tim#Imagine getting your ass kicked by a sleepingwalking middle schooler#Or worse: imagine having to explain to your insurance company that a sleepwalking child blew up your home#tim drake is a menace
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maxthesillyy Ā· 4 months ago
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thinking about. i dont know how to phrase this really but. chloe and frank.
like. when Chloe killed Frank i (, personally,) feel like her guilt from it was less because she killed Frank, and More because she Killed Someone (and their dog).
but!!! thats not to say she didnt feel guilty for killing Frank. because she definitely did. because on some level. despite everything. despite all of his shitty behavior. a part of her still cared for him. that tiny 15-17ish year old part in her still cared for him.
because that 15-17ish year old with intense abandonment issues in her only had. a small handful of people in her life that actually cared for her, and when THOSE few people arenā€™t even doing the best job at itā€” itā€™s no shit that Chloeā€™s standards for Good Friends are going to be Immensely dropped.
and so. itā€™s kind of like what happened with Rachel, but WAY less intense. when she found someone who didnā€™t hate her, and was willing to hang around herā€”after so so long of people hating her and not wanting to be around herā€” it makes sense that part of her would kinda latch onto them a little bit.
and so, even after all of the shit sheā€™s learned he didā€” even when Frank starts to hate herā€” even when he threatens Max and herā€™s livesā€” part of her keeps remembering him as one of the few guys who stuck around when no one else did.
itā€™s just that. no matter how bad the personā€” if youā€™ve known someone for years, and they were one of the only nice people to you in a town where theres like. four people that are nice to youā€” itā€™s gonna hurt if you kill them. even if it was self defense. even if it was entirely their own faultā€” even if you two arenā€™t on even remotely good terms anymore.
ESPECIALLY for such a sentimental person like Chloe. taking that in consideration it makes me wonder. maybe she didnā€™t feel bad for killing Frank. maybe she felt bad for killing the person Frank used to be to her. but maybe she realized that That Frank already died long ago.
but yeah. im mentally ill. take everything i said with a grain of salt considering it is 12:07 AM.
#my thoughts are a mixture of coherentness but also just enough of radio static that i cant write much of it out Correctly#but anyways dont you think itā€™s a little fucked that.#and maybe im reading it wrong but#like.#she really wanted to be friends with him in bts#she was really put that position#god idk#feel free to discuss about the whole. ā€œchloe felt bad for killing Somebody not just frankā€ thing. thatā€™s not something im 100% set in stone#with LOL. im open to other interpretations of it#that isnt to say the rest of this isnt open to discussionā€” but that part In Particular is#this post is mostly about how ā€œfrank was chloes friendā€ more than anything#itā€™s about how. out of the entire town. the shitty drug dealer is one of the guys who gives an actual shit about her#and about how. something happened in between BTS and LIS to make them hate eachother#like YES the 5000 dollar debt but that just CANT be it can it? was it rachelā€™s disappearance that destroyed them?#or did frank start declining after the whole dameon thing??? WHAT CHANGED THEMā€¦..#anyways im sure im not the first to think of this and im ready to hear other peoples opinions on it#SCREAMING AND CRYING BC CHLOE IS LITERALLY SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER BUT PEOPLE ARE TOO MISOGYNISTIC TO SEE IT RAHGDHSGSHGA#if i had a nickel for every time i said ā€œevenā€ ā€œdespiteā€ or ā€œbecauseā€ in this post iā€™d be rich#life is strange is a game about tragedy. and. misogyny.#ALSO TAKE IN CONSIDERATION. if u read this far.#that chloe likely met frank Before she was Really Truly convinced that there was zero hope for her to find somebody who cared for her#so it took a lot less effort for someone like frank to leave an imprint on chloe atp of her life.#and also partly why it was So Much More intense with rachel#hoping to god this is coherent#lis#life is strange#chloe price#frank bowers#rachel amber#ā€¦. i really doubt it will happen
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cometblaster2070 Ā· 5 months ago
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so hey ever after high will we ever really address the fact that yk farrah and faybelle and all other assorted fairy characters will literally die if they don't play out their stories????
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xxlady-lunaxx Ā· 3 months ago
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ok so i MEANT to draw muichiro with short hair
but now it looks like i tried creating an OC soo
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stargazer0001 Ā· 8 months ago
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"Wow!! Star finally posted art!!! I bet its gonna be rainworld :3"
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WRONG old oc art.
Its ghost cat AKA Buddy. The human you see there is J.J. No lore reveal bc I forgot the lore I had but it had somethin to do with a cult sacrifices murder and demons. So. Theres that.
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icewindandboringhorror Ā· 4 months ago
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Everytime I face a new character limit on a website that didn't have them before/used to have really long ones... AUGHHhhh the modern social media world was not made for people like me (lovers of details, rambling, elaboration, thorough explanation, and nuance)
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#twitter and other short form shit and everything being a Phone App On Small Screen instead of a Proper#Computer Website i feel like has just ruined the format of literally everything for me. Thoughts just keep getting more and more condensed#with detail and nuance taken away. everything over simplified into only the basics. blah blah blah. I've already probably rambled about thi#all before but it's just SO frustrating. I literally just CAN NOT talk that way!!! even if I try!!! I took multiple advanced placement#english & language arts classes in school and I literally never made below an A on any assignment EVER except for ESSAYS#where I would legit get almost failing grades just because I cannt express myself concisely. I took an english placement test thats made to#like evaluate your competency in a subject and out of the 102 multiple choice questions I only missed TWO of them. almost a perfect#score. But for the 5 open response questions (about articulating thoughts succinctly) I did not get a single one of them lol#I only got partial credit on 3. It's like I OBVIOUSLY understand the material and I know how Words Work and how to analyze and interpret#meaning and etc. etc. But it's just when I have to express myself CLEANLY I can't. It's always ''well you have very good points and you#get around to the idea eventually and I think it's very insightful - but it just needs to be shorter/the side tangent needs to be removed/#etc.'' I've always wondered if it has something to do with being on the schizophrenia spectrum and how that can cause disorganized#speech sometimes hmm..ANYWAY.. But I just naturally express myself in a very particular way which is lengthy and I can't rea#ly seem to control it. So it's basically like just.. being gradually pushed out of every place that won't accomodate people with different#ways of like perceiving and expressing or etc. Everything cannot ALWAYS be 100% 'Short and Snappy and To The Point' or a quippy one#liner or the Bare Minimum of information being provided or etc. Some peoples brains just do not work like that!!!!! Sorry I operate#in detail and elaboration lol. ANYWAY.. I still sometimes use random ''dating sites'' like OKCupid to look for platonic friends since#I never leave the house so it's hard for me to just meet friends naturally. And I just realized today that they added a RIDICULOUSLY small#character limit to their messaging system (2000 words?? augh). And also took away answer explanations (when you answer a compatibility#question you used to have a space to give detail and explain why you answered the way you did) and removed a few other features and it's ju#t like.. how the fuck is any of this actually helpful in terms of judging compatibility? take away ALL nuance and anyting that actually#is meant to tell you anything about a person? Bumble's character limits for your profile description are even more fucking insane and so#is every other disgustingly minimalistic place I've seen like.. OKC used to be superior BECAUSE it allowed for a TON of detail. like back i#2016 or something there was SO much data you could look at. long form question answers. personality trait summaries. etc. Now you have#SOO little to judge off of when evaluating compatibiility it's like. You'd have better luck just throwing a dart in a crowded street and#talking to whoever it hits. Why are people so fucking allergic to reading anything longer than 3 words and providing DETAILS!! It just seem#harder and harder to find any place to meet platonic friends where you have any amount of actual data to go off of and it isnt basically#just random 'speed dating' set up shit. AARGH. &I know 'oh just join a club& meet ppl irl' 1. erm..covid. 2.I mostly want to meet ppl#in places I'd like to move so I already know ppl when I get there. You kind of HAVE to do that online. bc I am not there yet.. WISHING for#Complexity.Com where ppl can upload full 900 page psychological files of themselves. MINIMUM profile character limit 30k words lol
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maemil Ā· 7 months ago
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So I just hit act 3...
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hasarjunadoneanythingwrong Ā· 1 year ago
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The characters I care about the most from LB7 arenā€™t even playable servants. Hopefully this ask doesnā€™t age well :(
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thanks fate
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fated-normal-767 Ā· 1 month ago
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So uh . Whatā€™s Oulixes feelings on Kronos becoming more like Dalilah / using her methods which Oulixes actively hates ?
I think original oulixes would genuinely consider murder at even the idea but therapy oulixes would be too busy actively falling for those exact tricks to form any particular opinion.
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eremin0109 Ā· 2 years ago
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Mrityunjay: Durykarna (1)
bro B r o BRO I'm halfway through Mrityunjay, right now on Duryodhan's POV and I SHIT YOU NOT his description of Karna is straight (hah) out of a fucking romance novel.
I MEAN THIS SHIT;?!!!?! Fucking G O L D
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(The following translation sucks but trust me when I say that this gay loser describes Karna in the most flowery way POSSIBLE)
He (Karna) has a way of making all those who were close to him, his own in every way. With his many attractive qualities, he has won over the vast majority of citizens in this capital city. But his most powerful and mesmerizing trait is his enviable personality (in this context; his physical appearance). Whenever he stands in front of me, I don't know why but it feels like there are countless particles of radiance fluttering right in front of me. Every time I look into his blue eyes, the blue vastness of the sky pales in comparison.
Sometimes, I would run into him on the royal staircase of the palace as he was returning from a bath (in river Ganga). I will never be able to forget the way he looked then. The way the residue of the clear droplets of Gangetic water shines brilliantly in his wet, curly golden hair, it reminds me of dewy sunflowers in the garden that dance to the tune of the wind.
His gentle swaying earrings, his magnificently smooth forehead, his nose as straight as a flagpole, the colour of reddish-pink lotuses flushed across his cheeks, arched golden eyebrows racing towards his ears, biceps as large as an elephantā€™s trunk, the carved, glowing muscles of his calves, his broad and elevated chest could be likened to the huge back of one of the mega turtles of Ganga, his neck round and thick like an arrowhead, his shoulders were strong and chiseled, not unlike a bullā€™s and all of these features were beautifully enhanced with his sunlike round face!
In my opinion, there was no other man that could rival Karnaā€™s distinguished beauty (and caliber) in the entirety of Hastinapur. Heā€™s reserved and talks very little. But his silence is a living commentary! Whenever he speaks, the sound resembles the clear gong of a mace smashing against another, grainy and deep.Ā 
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In the terms of voice and the style of speaking, Karna is only second to the Grandsire (Bhishma), who is my favourite.Ā 
Sometimes while talking, he would break into a breath-taking smile and his teeth would cast a golden glow and I...
and I forget Guru Dronaā€™s hurtful neglect towards me, forget the insults hurled at me by Bhima-Arjun, hundreds of wounds that scrap the deepest corners of my heart are long forgotten. I forget that Iā€™m the crown prince of the Kurus, forget that tomorrow Iā€™m going to be the emperor of Hastinapur. And like the endless buzzing of a bee, only one thought starts spiraling in my head--
ā€œIs Karna really a Suta (the son of a Suta)? In the modest hut of a charioteer, could a man bearing such an ethereal form be born? Is Karna really inferior?ā€
Then my soul tells me quite defiantly,Ā ā€œKarna is not a charioteerā€™s son! He is the epitome of brilliance! How can a glowing jewel (*paraphrased) be born in a cave of darkness? Karna must be some celebrated kingā€™s bright and courageous son. Karna must be a Kshatriya!ā€
@kaurava-apologistā€‹ @rorapostsblā€‹
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emissary-of-dog Ā· 3 months ago
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the dog island... :]
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danthropologie Ā· 2 years ago
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I need to point out that in the daniel homecoming video they used the australia practise debrief as the behind the scenes look with daniel listening... you know, the practise where checo made mistakes and then blamed it on the car. You can even hear him again on the video saying 'we have a lot of work to do' as opposed to max who before that only said that the track was dirty. I just find it funny that they would choose THAT audio to put in the video. Like why that particular audio? This is also right before daniel says he will share his opinion if he's feeling strongly about it lol.
i'm not saying they're setting checo up (using his own bullshit against him) but!!! the evidence doesn't lie!!!
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blujayonthewing Ā· 4 months ago
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a doylist explanation for gnomes having a reputation as aggressively annoying-on-purpose obvious joke characters is that they get built that way by troll players because a lot of people, by and large, don't know how to square the concepts of 'people who proactively value joy and whimsy and having a laugh' and 'people who are capable of being well rounded and serious with actual thoughts and feelings' as things that can coexist
a watsonian explanation is that a lot of gnomes realize other races think they're stupid and ridiculous and are intentionally leaning in as hard as possible because they think it's really funny
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soft-serve-soymilk Ā· 4 months ago
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Actually Iā€™ve come to the conclusion that Cynthia would like Kingdom Hearts for the exact same reason she likes Graces f (the homoerotic tension,,,,,,)
#Also sheā€™s just an action girlie in general! (sorry dism you have Inigo to enjoy turn-based games with instead šŸ’”)#just pav things#She likes graces better though because it has multiplayer :) So she gets to ramble to Inigo as they both play!#In her mind this is basically forcing Minty to pay active attention to said homoerotic tension rather than passively watching šŸ˜Ž#But also she assumes that with Inigoā€™s demeanour he doesnā€™t want to be there :(#So also in her mind she is trapping Inigo into socialising more actively with her. Gaming is a cover for her desire to connect with him#After all itā€™s easy to say ā€˜heeey you promised you were gonna do a full playthrough with me >:(ā€˜ and not ā€˜I really miss youā€™#Classic You Have No Name Poor CommunicationTM āœØāœØāœØāœØ#Inigo DOES want to be there wholeheartedly and sincerely derives enjoyment out of neurodivergent people monologuing about their interests#He loves his creachurs very much and thatā€™s why he gets along so well with Dism and Cynthia! Inigo enjoys interesting people :)#Buuuuuuut heā€™s driven to suppress his feelings for Cynthia in particular because heā€™s trying to prevent having an attachment to her#Attachments lead him to get careless and hurt people :) Murder them even :) And then it hurts reeeaally bad :3#Of course this is where you can see the flaw in his logic#Why would he be trying to protect Cynthia from himself. If he didnā€™t already have an attachment to her in the first place <3#He doesnā€™t want Cynthy to ā€˜dieā€™ bc he loves her. Inigo tries so hard to deny this fact in his head bc it defies his faulty belief system#he wants to keep indulging in the Lie born from his emotional Wound :3#In truth though feigning detachment makes him incredibly lonely and dissatisfied and ultimately hurts them both šŸ’”#Cynthia doesnā€™t help in this either with her own ambitions to heal him hurt/comfort fanfic style for her own lonelinessā€™s sake#So in conclusion fuck yeah codependent relationships āœØ truly a concoction of bottled up feelings#We love the drama hehehe. On some days I even prefer this over Dism and Archieā€™s mess just because of how natural and realistic it is#Thereā€™s no spiriters adding fuel to the fire and facilitating corruption this is just 100% flawed people doing flawed things!#ā€¦..Can you tell I was thinking of the moment where Cynthia and Inigo mend their relationship today šŸ˜­ā¤ļø
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