#and if you dont well... thats nice too perhaps its for the better

[halonicheart]

𝓘𝓷 𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓷, 𝓲𝓷 𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓷, 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓒𝓪𝓷’𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓳𝓸𝔂𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓲𝓯 𝓘 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓽, 𝓲𝓽 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼𝓷’𝓽 𝓰𝓸 𝓪𝓼 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷’𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓘’𝓶 𝓼𝓪𝓭

[the-s1lly-corner]

Leaving lipstick marks on various HH characters 1/2

my body aches so much, wanting to workout so i can carry my potted plants better aside i need to get more active as a general thing- i am not beating the weak bodied nerd stereotype might not instantly write the other parts for this- idk if theyre asked for ill definitely do it but i might save the other parts for later adding vox to this part since i dont really feel like making this a 3 parter like usual- if anyone wants this for cherri or carmilla ill do it but shrugs characters: charlie, vaggie, angel dust, pentious, husk, vox notes: reader is GN asides for vaggie (fem reader) and for angel (male reader), reader wears makeup CWs: suggestive for angels part though thats to be expected, nothing explicit happens, vox gets a little freaky too but nothing is explicit

CHARLIE

looooooves the idea and youre both likely to be left covered in marks.... its actually really sweet because it shows how into each other you both are

thinks the entire thing is nice and will do it to you whenever she gets the chance, you returning the favor has her over the moon

lots of giggling from her, and perhaps from you as well as you completely cover her face

tries not to squirm and move around and for the most part she succeeds in that regard

a little sad that she needs to clean up before running into anyone else, if she could she would have them on for much longer

VAGGIE

she wont stop you from peppering her in kisses however she would prefer kisses that dont leave marks behind

she doesnt exactly hate it but the cleanup can get a little.. hmm..

though you can easily just not wear makeup when you come to kiss her- problem solved!

likes keeping PDA to a minimum, thats kind of where the dislike of the marks come from since it makes it very obvious what happened to anyone who sees her while shes stepping out of the room to go clean up

not at all ashamed of your relationship shes just a more private person when it comes to romance! nothing wrong with that

ANGEL DUST

you might be covered in marks before you even have the chance to leave one on him, hes just way too fast and the additional arms just makes it easier for him to keep you at bay

will let you leave some marks on him as a pity thing, although its lighthearted

has the chance to turn into something steamier if you express the desire to go further although he wont force it if youre not interested

hes a little furry so sometimes he has to put in a little work to get your makeup off but thats not going to turn him off from getting kisses from you

has flavored glosses and such, willing to share as well as let you know where he gets it from... likes the surprise of guessing what flavor youre going to have

SIR PENTIOUS

kind of freezes up when you start kissing all over his face, most of the movement he gives you is his hood fanning up in surprise as he stares at you with wide eyes

his reaction- or lack thereof- becomes less intense as you introduce more affection like that into the relationship... dont let this thing he doesnt like it! hes just a little stunned is all... best to start slow and with communication for the best results!

grows to love it, will wrap his tail around you while you pepper all over his face... might wrap his arms around you for added closeness

happy hissing and rattling noises, the kissing session is likely to turn into a cuddling session.... hes already holding you afterall!

completely melts into your hands if you decide to cup his face

HUSK

unless there was some build up and conversation to it hes not very interested in this sort of thing- he doesnt like spontaneous affection a lot of the time...

on the occasion he is comfortable with you completely showering him in affection, he demands that you dont wear lipstick when kissing him

he doesnt like having to work the makeup out of his fur, i already hc that he struggles with self care in general so adding onto it doesnt work well with him

prefers nuzzles and cuddling over getting his face peppered with kisses

very similar to vaggie hes more private in the context of romance so the lipstick thing making it clear that something happened comes into play with husk as well

VOX

kissing a TV screen is a little odd... feeling wise.. go on.. kiss your screen right now and tell me it doesnt. on top of that vox is a little cool to the touch most of the time, and hes got a dull buzzing feel to him

looooooooves the act of getting kissed all over but hates the clean up afterwards, sometimes the lipstick just gets smeared around

but in the moment? hes on cloud 9, in his eyes youre basically throwing yourself at him and its got him feeling some type of way

sometimes it develops into something more if youre down with it, he doesnt really care when or where you guys currently are.. he gets rather impatient

will kiss back- and hard- if you slow down for even a second

[twisted-king]

Hello! Since you also write genshin, I've thought about reader or F!S/O being from Teyvat. But that isnt really the main point. How 'bout their F!S/O is from Sumeru and is strictly bestfriends with Cyno and Alhaitham. How would Trey, Azul, Jade, Floyd, and Jamil feel about their F!S/O having boy bestfriends back at her world? Maybe if they're jealous, reader tries to comfort them by saying that Alhaitham is engaged(to Kaveh)XD Lol

You dont have to do this if its to much♡

Oddly specific but I like the cut of your jib!

Also can be read as genter neutral, I don't reall mention gender on this one?

Trey, Azul, Jade, Floyd, and Jamil X F!SO from Teyvat

who is also besties with Cyno and Alhaitham

Trey Clover

Well youre from a whole different world! Magic seems to exist in some capacity at least.

He doesn't know what a Zatyun peach or a Sunsettia is.

But he tries v hard to make you things that remind you of home sometimes!

He actually does a pretty good job at it too!

And thats where the issue arives.

Whenever he asks about your homeland he knows he is going to hear about your best friends

He's trying SO hard to be normal about this

Trey loves you so much but, he gets a little jealous!

You've done so much with these two!!!

"And Cyno's jokes are the absolute WORST! I swear some of the things he says are worse than Ace's!" "Oh that's... nice!"

but they're your best friends! He really shouldn't be jealous.

"I still don't understand why Alhaitham is so jacked, like all he does is read books all day!"

He really shouldn't be jealous

"And I'm kind of glad its never too hot around here! Like I know he works primarily in the desert but like put a shirt on sometimes! You know?"

But damm its hard.

He tries to be subtle (not really)

"So have you ever like... done anything with one of these guys?" "What do you mean?" "Like have you dated one of them..?"

oh.... OH!

You laugh at that, he's embrassed "Oh gosh NEVER! They both have boyfriends anyhow! Alhaitham is engaged!" "Oh."

You nod and give him a little kith

Wow he's relieved!

Azul Ashengrotto

He loves learning about you and your home world! Truly!!!

Azul thinks your mind is briliant, you're so smart and quick on your feet due to years of travel!

With travel comes a lot of experiences

a lot.

without him.

He's playing it cool though! suuuper cool

"Oh I remember Alhaitham would never answer anything that wasnt formatted or completed properly! maybe you could do the same? it would certainly free up some time, no?" "Of course it woudl free up some time, dear... But" "buut?" "Well it wouldn't be fitting of my benevolent nature now would it, my love?"

Azul keeps trying to prove he's a better boyfriend than your old friends

He needs you to know he's the best option for you <3

"And could this 'Cyno' make you a delightful seafood pasta like this?" "No, not really, he was more into rice." "I see..."

Oh hey he made you curry and rice

You know, by the way. He is NOT sneaky

After another bout of showing off, you finally say something.

"They have boyfriends, you know?" "huh?" "Cyno and Alhaitham? they have partners. You don't have to be jealous." "Why would I be jealous, dearest?"

DENIER

Denies his jealous to this day but he gets happier after you reassure him.

Jade Leech

Yeah he's super cool about this!

for the most part...

He's extremely interested in learning about the flora in your world!

and he thinks those vishap creatures you compare him to sound rather interesting.

Jade being rather curious in nature comes in handy! since he doesnt seem to get jealous.

His questions are... odd, though. they kind of make sense?

"Cyno once took out like-- 10 guys in like a MINUTE! it was so cool! "Is he that fast in the depths of the sea?" "No-" "I see..."

Sometimes he's a little less slick though

"OH my gosh Alhaitham is so weird about soup! He hates the stuff because it could get on his books of all things!" "Does he consume beverages as he reads? tea perhaps?" "Yeah, sometimes." *Pleased eel noises*

He's just being careful :)

Jade often prefers to dicuss your best friends while in the kitchen. he likes spending this time with you!

And he has his knives and mushrooms at his disposal.

*chop chop chop* "And so Haitham and I used to skip out on akademiya meetings together-" *chopchopchop-* "But Cyno would ALWAYS 'catch' us just before the meeting would actually ends-" *ChopChopChopChop-* "So then he'd bring us to Kaveh, Alhaitham's fiance to-" "He has a fiance?" "yeah,why?" "no reason." *chop~ chop~ chop~*

He's still keeping the information from his... questioning in mind.

Can't be too careful, after all.

Floyd Leech

He loves his shrimpy's stories!!!

He hates his shrimpy's stories :((

Floyd is reaaal conflicted. He thinks you're so interesting! your world seems like fun!! he wants to go there with you.

But not with those men you keep talking about

"So sometimes there are these HUGE mushrooms that kind of act like a launchpad! they're super springy." "Eh? Jade might like soemthing like that... OOOH! do ya think if I throw someone (Ace) on one of those they'd still bounce?" "Yeah they would! one time while going after a criminal, Cyno had to-" "Eeeeh I'm bored. You coming to my next game?"

Subtlety? not THIS eel

He audibly groans when you bring them up sometimes.

But he still loves hearing you talk! so it really confusing sometimesz

"So genius invocation uses 8 elements, 7 from the nations, one is omni. Usually the cards are based off of vision users like Diluc of mondstadt, Arataki Itto, from Inazuma... OH! there is one of my best friend, Alhaitham, he's dendro and Cyno's is electro, its actually" Oh he's no longer looking at you.

You get an idea... "There is one of Haitham's fiance, Kaveh" "Oh really?"

GOT HIS ASS

You're his girlfriend, you know him best.

He's a little less weird about listening to your stories now, he's way more enaged.

He still tugs you closer to him when you mention other men, but thats kind of normal for him now.

Jamil Viper

A confident king? He's not really jealous. He knows he can be better than them.

Plus they're just friends to you.

But in all honestly he like... doesn't care too much about Teyvat.

You're here now, with him. not them.

Don't get him wrong, Jamil likes hearing about what your world!

There's only oneee little thing he doesnt love hearing.

"Sometimes I miss the food from Teyvat... Cyno always made the best Tahchin." "The best you say?" "Yeah! he shaped it like a pyramid every time he made it!" "Have you ever tried mine?" "You make tahchin!?"

He's smug, you'll love his cooking more than that Cyno's.

He serves you a plate of tahchin, golden brown, perfectly seasoned, barberries topping the rounded rice dish "So, what do you think?" "This is so good! I kind of miss the padisarah petals though.."

The hell is THAT?

"Is it... not up to your expectations, my flower?" "No its delicious! I think I just miss the way my friend would make it.."

He's a little grumpy about it!!

Jamil gets kind of huffy with you next time you're together.

He's not ignoring you but just don't bring up food for a while.

Snake man will just respond with "Why don't you ask Cyno." when it comes to cooking for the next day or two...

[bobasbag]

Giving the chain pokemon teams because I'm bored yippee. I am NOT gonna give them balanced teams. Just going off of whatever I like, I don't have the brainpower to balance teams right now. Sky: Decidueye. It just feels right. He's such a lighthearted guy (for the most part..), imagine him having THIS alongside him. Xatu. Flying psychic BIRD. sky had visions of his quest. "This odd Pokémon can see both the past and the future." and its a BIRD. hes the BIRD GUY Staraptor. Im telling you this guy is probably a flying type gym leader in another life another universe. his other lives aren't doing too well actually. Jolteon. yes I am giving them each an eeveelution. Galvantula. you collect a ton of bugs in his game. this thing is absolutely adorable AND an electric type. this is literally made just for him. PSEUDO LEGENDARY TIME. uhhhghmmm.. Goodra?? maybe?? Four: Serperior. JUST LOOK AT IT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT IT BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME THATS NOT HIS STARTER Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Marshadow Duraludon. just seems right. don't ask me why cause I can't tell either EEVEE. no way am I giving him any eeveelution, there are too many parts to this guy to give him a single type like that. Tyrantrum. TINY GUY WITH GIANT CHAOTIC POKEMON. SEE THE VISION. Metagross for the pseudo legendary? I think steel types suit him Time: Greninja maybe? not too sure about this one, but it feels the best so far. Noctowl. cause cause. gaepora/rauru. Ribombee. fairy type... it cheers people up and this guy used to be like. somewhat jaded. I was kinda stuck for his eeveelution. Sylveon? Celebi. YESS I KNOW ITS A MYTHICAL. BUT IT TIME TRAVELS AND ITS BETTER THAN HIM HAVING DIALGA. plus it kinda looks like another fairy and yknow. navi. i know it makes a little more sense to give him ogrepon but. i dont like ogrepon ok Tyranitar for the pseudo. mega-able perhaps. it feels like it fits Legend: LET ME TELL YOU. I HAVE THE BEST STARTER EVER FOR HIM. just wait. shhhh. bunny guy. fiery temper. CINDERACE. BEST STARTER EVER FOR HIM. Toxapex feels links awakening-y.. alolan AND poison type just like him Sawsbuck. oracle of seasons.. pokemon that changes with the seasons.. also its kinda. normal. no not cause its normal/grass shh. its not good for battling or anything its just. kinda there. i think hed like having pokemon just like that. Espeon kinda felt like. the most magic eeveelution there was? plus he talks to zelda telepathically in alttp right? even though he didnt DO it it just kinda feels like it fits for that Houndoom. this thing is SO legend. have you SEEN it? Dragonite for the pseudo cause it looks adorable and nice and cute and he DESERVES the adorable and nice and cute one. Hyrule: SCEPTILE. MEGA-ABLE SCEPTILE. If I knew what fairy/grass meganium looked like I would consider giving him that cause yknow. fairy. but I don't so for now its sceptile. Ceruledge "The fiery blades on its arms burn fiercely with the lingering resentment of a sword wielder who fell before accomplishing their goal." see. this might fit legend with the fallen hero of time and all. but i didnt think of it then so hyrule gets to have it Raichu. ill do you one better. ALOLAN raichu. LOOK AT IT. hyrule'd love it Leafeon. no explanation the vibes just felt right.. foresty and all.. Gastrodon I absolutely love this thing. how DARE it exist. its his now. Garchomp. this is my absolute favorite pseudo and i bestow it upon hyrule.

THIS IS PART 1/2

[salmondays]

personally i think mirabelle and loop could have a little fake dating situation at some point. mirabelle's the savior AND shes pretty AND shes nice. everyone loves her. but it makes her really really uncomfortable to be flirted with, ESPECIALLY by strangers. but on the other hand we've got loop, who's Always going to be sticking out like a sore thumb.

they'll never fit in to the party like they once did. isabeau's already taken (not that they'd want to make it official, anyway- it feels almost like a betrayal of their isa, yknow?) (though he would absolutely be all "woah! two cakes!" if loop actually wanted to join him and sif's little thing), they don't fit into the established siffrin-places in the routines. they look like- as i've seen someone else put it- an "abstract fetish object." they're inhuman. they're Something Else Now.

so, post-canon but Before mirabelle's had her aro realization, she's venting about getting bothered by creepy strangers, and she offhandedly mentions a scene from one of her books- a fake relationship with a monster, who protected the protagonist from rival monsters (...thinly veiled omegaverse or werewolf romance fake dating dating trope that i've seen quite a lot). loop has a lightbulb moment where the tiny siffrin (quite a large siffrin, actually- not that they'd want to admit that) in their brain is like. 'wait oh my stars could i actually??? help?? here?? i'm in the perfect situation to help the housemaiden??? like for realsies?? i can be useful?? finally, one good thing my monstrous and sickening inhumanity can do!' and theyre like. "well, housemaiden, perhaps i can help! one inhuman being, at your service!" and offers to fake date her at events to scare people away.

and mirabelles like. look. if this were anybody else id be like ew. but you are: 1.) my friend. my bestie 2.) SO fucking cool 3.) probably better at dealing with this than anyone else would be 4.) abrasive enough 5.) possessing a certain "scary dog privilege", akin to blorbeaux from my books

so they give it a try at an event and working together to turn it from "EW IM BEING HIT ON EW EW EW EW" to "oh lets get Funny with it". mutual benefit. they both get enrichment AND mirabelle gets to be left alone. loop gets to feel like they have a reason to be present (rather than just a horrific shadow in the corner of the room). yes, they're still a monster, they scare people away, but it's Useful and theyre Helping and theyre having fun fucking with people in a more genuine way rather than just in a lashing-out way. they're having fun! loop gets to see mirabelle having fun at a party instead of constantly wincing away from strangers flirting with her!

but. after a while of doing this, mirabelle Thinks About It. and is like. well, in the books, when they do this, it eventually leads to Real Romance. shes like well. thats how the trope goes. maybe itll be good for me. maybe ill come out of this a Better Person when we inevitably slip into (throws up in mouth) Real Fake Dating.

and. she doesnt know shes aro yet. so shes going into this gritting her teeth like "its just like blorbeaux from my books its just like blorbeaux from my books. theyre a monster (SORRY LOOP), so its cool! its awesome even! they don't even have genitals! they're alien enough that i'd never have to... do That with them, right? so everything's alright! i should be fine! i shouldn't mind too much!" and then shes like dreading the inevitable plottwist of "ohhh i loved you all along lets be together for realsies".

every aspect of it being real is like. she should want this. she... will want this, eventually, someday, right? and time goes on and her feelings dont change and she just gets more and more scared that she's dug herself in too deep and is going to hurt or lose her friend.

eventually, she breaks down about it. and loop grabs her by the shoulder and is like. housemaiden. its okay. we can stop our fake dating if you want. i came into this knowing that you didnt want a real romance. youre my.... (throws up in not-mouth at the thought of being genuine) friend. i just wanted to help you, but if it's stressing you out, we can- and then mirabelles like OH THANK CHANGE. CAN WE AGREE TO NEVER EVER EVER MAKE THIS A REAL ACTUAL THING. NO OFFENSE.

and then they both have a full conversation about All Of That. and mirabelle realizes some things about herself and yaayyyy yippee :) everything is fine again yay :)

[incorrect-riordanverse]

watched ep 3 & 4 of the pjo show. here are random thoughts:

ep 3

ive said before that ive put off watching the pjo show after episode 2 because the pacing seemed like a rush of getting from story checkpoint to story checkpoint and it never sat in one place long enough to actually grip me. episode 3 started off like that too, before the trio went on the quest. i only started to really like it when they were on the bus together and more of their dynamic was shining. theyre so funny bru.

i like all the acting but leah jeffries and aryan simhadri are CARRYING SO HARD. its like they took annabeth exactly how i imagined her out of my head and plopped her on screen and im so shocked at the accuracy??? her attitude and side eyes and sass is perf. and simhadri’s grover is insane because (dont come for me) i actually like the show version of him better than i did in the book 😭 perhaps reading him was rocky and i interpreted him wrong but seeing him on screen makes me SO attached to him. like in the books he always seemed like a sort of third wheel and annabeth and percy were outshining him so much but he’s actually slaying the show. i love him lots.

i like the dichotomy between percy and annabeth. their dynamic is already so juicy, especially with how they view both their godly and mortal parents. you can see some of their fatal flaws already shining through UGH i love them

i like medusa WAY more in the show. she seems so menacing yet classy and much more multifaceted. my only complaint was that she died way too quickly. there was so much build up in tension only for her to get one-tapped and it was honestly disappointing.

LIN MANUEL MIRANDA SPOTTED 🫵🫵

dialogue was great in this episode, btw.

ep 4

dream sequence went so hard -> “just breathe mummy ☺️ you’ll always be here 😁” *cuts to percy alone on a desolate plane where she is, in fact, not here*

sighhh sometimes i forget these kids are just twelve and theyre literal BABIES and percy just misses his mum 🙁

annabeth exposition time. a comment on all the exposition— there’s always something each episode but i think the show is doing a well enough job of not dumping everything in a way thats spoon-feedy to audience or in a way that makes viewers feel overwhelmed. theyre breaking information up nicely (imo).

echidna is slaying so hard. sorry but the villains are actually eating the whole dish up. mwah no balls.

its giving “im not a monster, im a mother” 🔥

fight scene annoyed me again but at least the mother of all monsters wasn’t ONE TAPPED. but i was annoyed because the monster was not thrashing him around as much as it had the opportunity to and it was giving plot armour im so sorry. might be cause of budget or target audience/rating though idk. the commentary of the show seems more mature however.

anyways yurr those are my observations. i like these last two eps more than the first two so maybe i should let this series cook.

remember to pirate this show if ur gonna watch it!!

[extracheesehead]

Will Wood’s Slouching Toward Bethlehem/Branson Tour - Tucson, Arizona, Rialto Theatre

sorry i have a lot i need to say about this, it was great! It was great! First of all, it was great!

THE EXPERIENCE

Such a whirlwind!!! I wish I had a perfect memory it feels like such a waste to not be able to recall everything perfectly in its entirety!!! I really hope this show gets like the recordings uploaded somewhere, (not Tucson specifically, the man was very sick, so probably not firing on all cylinders, (but he could’ve fooled me!!)) I really need to know that I can hold on to that night just a little bit longer because it was so beautiful genuinely but my mind is flawed and it lets things slip away far too quickly. And it’s not like I was just NOT paying attention I WAS. I WAS. It was just such a barrage of AMAZING stuff that I genuinely could not keep up, I wanted every moment to last forever, but time kept marching on (as it does) and by the end of the show it felt like there was a little world that existed in that theatre and nowhere else, and when it had ended and I was horribly sad to see it go, but at least I was wearing some pants. Seriously, I’m so glad I could be there that night, I think the best word to describe the experience would just be “WOW!”

Point and Laugh

He preformed …Well, Better than the Alternative during this show and i actually quite liked the part where he slipped up and sang, “everybody’s in on my goddamn business, this isn’t my first krissss it’s………… fuck. BABY COULD YOU PLAY-“ i quite liked that part like yeah. sure maybe he messed up the lyrics but he handled it like a champ and also (i just learned this) his gf’s name is Christina (Kristina?) so perhaps he was just thinking about her u ever consider that huh? oh what u hate love??? u hate ppl who r in love??? give me a fucking break…..

How i shat the bed (unimportant)

I showed up at 5:00 p.m. because I was a little VIP, and I was freaking the FREAK OUT. I was freaking out man I don’t think I’ve ever been that scared to watch someone ELSE preform before but I was like a MESS. Will Wood was very sick (physically this time) (hahahah mental illness is funny!) so I couldn’t ask him to sign what I wanted him to sign but i got a FREE tote and The New Normal CD SIGNED so whatevah whatevah!!! But, listen, I went up to Will Wood, I was right there, in the perfect position to say all the things i had rehearsed in the time leading up to the show. and i fucking i forgot to say literally anything. i dont think i even said “hi,” i had two months to prepare just ONE statement for him and i totally shat the bed BUT HE WAS EXTREMELY KIND DESPITE THIS!! HE LIKE STILL SAID “THANK YOU” IN A MANNER THAT I WOULD CONSIDER TO BE EXTREMELY GENUINE!!! AND FUCKING. I ASKED HIM ABOUT REVELATOR (cringe?) AND I FORGOT TO TELL HIM TO TELL CHRIS DUNNE THAT THE WRITING WAS GREAT BUT THATS FINE IM SURE CHRIS ALREADY KNOWS DUE TO THE EPISODE DISCUSSIONS OR THE FEEDBACK CHANNEL ON DISCORD. BUT HE WAS VERY NICE AND VERY FUNNY and in a natural way too, like, if he was forcing it then he is better at improv acting than i thought! (JOKE) no but seriously obviously a lot of stuff had gone wrong leading up to that show but at the end of the day, Will and everyone else involved did a fantastic fucking job and i really commend their ability to do such good work despite the disease. And I’m so glad I got to be in the crowd of such an awesome show!

[istherewifiinhell]

the ways in which we are So Fucking Back, cannot even BEGIN to be communicated.

[Splinter Forever. Story: lloyd Goldfine. Art: Khary Randolph Colours: Emilio Lopez Letters: Tom Napolitano and Shawn Lee]

[ID: 03 show styled comic, the turtles crowd around splinter with looks of concern/relief. Splinter doing his best to hug them all back but saying "You so know I could have freed myself anytime I wished too..." Splinter narration: ...And, even if given forever... END] Next narration: I could not have dreamed of one better.

idw 40th anniversary book. various caps i took cause i really liked them (by they way the few stories i did NOT cap is not cause i didnt like em by any means. and for some it was cause i was TOO SAD! i liked them SO MUCH! they HURT to LOOK AT. kay thx)

book creds. Editor: Nicolas Niño. Supervising Editor: Jamie S. Rich. Design: Nathan Widick

might as well start with the 03 one cause its already up there

[ID: 1. Action shot the turtles jumping thru a window, in varied cool poses, rimlit in blue moonlight. Leo: Mikey, thin out the foot! Donnie, free Splinter! Shredder's mine! Raph: I got hun! Mikey, singing: Turtles, count it off! Splinter, narrating: Here, I speak not of mutation… but of my sons, could I ever have dreamed I would become a father. 2. Action shot of turtles and Splinter together, all yelling a "Hai-yah!" Splinter narration: Never has there been a father prouder of his children. END]

ur reminder that 03 is the one that was literally just a rat b4 mutation. sometimes life hands u 4 reptiles and some weird alien go and u go. okay these are my beautiful children now

and you know the tweets like. i gotta accept u didnt make the tmnt? u gotta accept youll DIDNT draw a rat this SICK. his swag. unparalleled.

[ID: Splinter punching the Shredder, cropped close, the line of motion accented by his rodent features, carrying from his tail and digitigrade leg, to the pointed tip of his snout. His fur nicely emphasized from show style. END]

okay in presented order now. (again. only the ones im emotionally strong enough for) it opened with eastman's, four pages to a poe poem, Deep lorey in its own way. ALSO SAD!

[Monsters. Story, Art and Letters: Jim Lawson Colours: Steve Lavigne]

[ID: A very squared jaw turtle style, bold black likes of varying thickness, lots of hashing. It's Raph turning to look over his shoulder with a "Hmp", mask tails flowing behind his head. END]

eeeeee lookit him. mwah. [me explaining] u see. mirage turtles. there so lumpy. and thats EXCELLENT

[Gang Wars. Story: Tristan Jones. Art: Paul Harmon Letters: Tom Napolitano]

[ID: Rounded head, prominent beak, almost movie puppet turtle style. Art has strong penwork , filled with hatching, but soft impressionistic colours, looking both loose yet detailed. 1. Mike is carrying a women as he climbs a ladder. She's tipped almost complete upside down over his shell. Her narration: You perspective shifts... Soft pinkish hue lights them from below. 2. Mike jumping from the roof with a cheerful "Gotta run!", smiling and offering as salute, both nunchaku in hand. Warm golden light hitting his front as he's half turned. END]

HI. I dont recognize your name (YET) Mr harmon sir. but would u like my award for most gorgeous colour rendering on any mutant turtles ever ever in the whole wide world. (sobbing) mikey.... my boy. my beloved loved boy

(there was comics also repping the image and archies runs here. neither of which ive read yet, SORRY. all the same they were both VERY CHARMING)

[What About Tomorrow. Story: Eric Burnham. Art: Sarah Myer Colour: Luis Antonio Delgado Letters: Shawn Lee]

[ID: 87 show styled comic. Raph is quipping to the villain (or perhaps the audience) "Don't tell me… Sherlock Holmes?" He has a hand on hip, side eyeing Donnie very strongly and says "Don't give me that look, Donatello. He said guess!" Don is looking at him so incredibly flatly. END]

have u literally very seen something more perfect than that. look at their fucking FACESSSSS. urghh. characterization? perfect. u can hear it. i controlled myself here. i didnt cap the entire fucking comic

[ID: Splinter smiling, eyes close, we see what he is reminiscing on. His human self, reading a book and holding the for normal baby turtles. He say "When I was Hamato Yoshi, I could never have guessed I'd become a mutant rat. Or that I would raise four turtles into heroes I am endlessly proud of. END]

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING RAT. and his turtle sons. (he doesnt call them sons in this cartoon but their his fuckinngggg sons.)

splinter forever we covered.

[Kraang Among Us. Story and Art: Ciro Nieli Letters: Shawn Lee]

[ID: A 2012 show styled comic, Nieli's style having a punky marker quality to it in comic form. 1. Drawn small, the turtles character-fully posed. Raph casual and aside, Leo earnest out front, Mikey excited and ready, Donnie last, interest in a beeping gadget. 2. Leo bowing on the ground solemn/serene. 3. Graphically bold panel, Mikey has a hand up, smiling cockily, saying "STOP! …My turn. Hit it, Ice Cream Kitty!" Ice cream kitty, (indeed a cat made of Neopolitan) Clicks on a boom box. 4. Donnie says "This can't be good…", with a look of shock at his gadget, wall of text Beeping behind him. A sort of pink viscera explosion just barely in view. END]

which im particular stunned by seeing nieli's creations rendered in 2 dimensions. they looks so fucking good! tho, from all the other aesthetic makers within the show, it totally make sense, the sort of, graphic pop grime. donnie in partic looks so cute, feel like his look is possible BETTER suited for this than the cg, sorry stringbean.

no raph stunner shot sorry he was only in like 2 panels lol.

Rises "Farewell Story" was here. In which Andy Suriano made me cry and cheer and. GUH. look on the internet. u might see some shit. Also a showing from IDW mainline in "Father's Day"... can u maybe GUESS? fantastic gut punch.

[Teen Spirit: Story: Ronda Pattison Art: Pablo Tunica Letters: Tom Napolitano]

[ID: The current mainline comics look, influence from Campbell. The turtles are round and bulky, a light touch used defining the contours of their heads. Wearing grey lose clothes and white limb wraps. Clean detailed black line, water colour like detailed render. All five turtles in a rocky forest, various states of concentration to summon colour coded magic energies. Jennika on her stomach, kicking feat, playful. Leo hunched close to his, looking intent. Raph with tongue out, first in one hand. Donnie, in eyes closed mediation. Mikey, his hands over head, a rain of fallen leaves from his dispersed magic. He says "Whoops!" END]

Pattison I recconize as a prolific idw turtle colourist. tunica i dont but is another i WILL have to be on the look out for. who doesnt like the sophie campbell era of turtle. they are SOOOO. everything. to me.

bro. which fucking continuity has them all so fucking cute magic hijinks mentored by the SHREDDER. cant wait to find out (i think there was some ghilbi visual ref moments esp. in his panels. VERY CUTE. lord help us all) looook at them. look at raph :p. LOOK AT JENNY JENNY JENNIKA.

okay. thats it. hey guys? turtles is good.

[dream-in-a-jar]

BBC Merlin - S5E6 "The Dark Tower" live blog(-ish)

Ominous title, I like it

Morgana up to her shenanigans again and Merlin reassuring Arthur that they'll find Gwen -> we are so back!!

I'm worried Morgana is giving Gwen poisoned water but lets give her the benefit of the doubt for now...

Oh she's humiliating her :(

Where tf did that desert come from, I dont think we've seen this landscape before

Uhmmm looking at the landscapes I actually think shes very far, Arthur 😭😭

Noooo not the tortured screams, poor Gwen 😢😢

Elyan must be rly worried and filled with guilt too

Is it just me or have the night scenes become darker since S1? Not that its a bad thing, stuff is still visible, I just feel like night scenes in S1 through S3 perhaps? almost looked like day lol so the more pronounced darkness/blue tinge is a bit unfamiliar

Ooooh the snake bites poisoned them and gives them nightmares

Gwaines dream sounds nice ngl Id love a cheese tasting like apple pie (?)

Ewwww yucky stuff, is that one of those roots again?? Mandrake root or smth?

Oh poor Gwen :((

Arthur: It's dangerous at the Dark Tower, I'll go there alone. All the knights: Yeah, bet.

I think this is the first time Arthur actually would have allowed Merlin to turn back lol (and also the first time? maybe? that Merlin doesnt say he wants to turn back)

Yeah that forest does look quite impenetrable

Gwaines having beef with the vines and the others are looking at him like "are you good mate? ఠ_ఠ"

Holy fuck that scared me

Free my girl Gwen, she doesnt deserve this horror :((

How the fuck did those branches break an entire sword whatㅡ

Also not sure if you can actually tell north from south by the saturation of ivy leaves but it sounds like it could be true and thats dope

Sudden ominous music???

Oh now shes seeing visions of Merlin scaring her as well :((

Morgana you're a cruel woman

I dont think they've actually gone in circles, I think the forest is tricking them... Im not convinced that that sword is broken either ngl

Merlin is the team morale atp

"Food always makes me feel better." YOU PUT HER IN THIS AWFUL SITUATION 😭😭😭 also this table looks massively unappetizing what with the 500 cobwebs and shit

Morgana sweet-talking Gwen as if she isnt the one putting her through torture..... oh, how I miss the days of their friendship :'((

Hang on, rewind, when was Morgana shackled at the bottom of a pit for two years?? I lowkey dont remember that?? Like its in-between seasons presumably but which seasons?? After S2 Morgause takes her away and (I assume) takes care of her and teaches her sorcery and at the end of S3 Morgana takes Morgause away and uuuh idk what theyre doing then but I dont see who would shackle her in a pit? And at the end of S4 Aithusa revives her but after that we dont know what happened to her, right? Plz help ;;

Oh not the snakes again? Merlins instincts woke him up, bless

The FUCK is this now??

"I am the spirit of [...] all the places that bring despair to men's hearts" Ok she's kinda iconic

Wait what does she mean one of them will not return. Hello???? QUEEN MAB COME BACK, DONT LEAVE US HANGING 😭😭

Oh no, now Im scared that one of the knights will die :( ...but I choose to believe that Gwen is safe (for now)

Merlin needs a degree in bullshittery lol

Love that they trust him tho <3 ㅡ and he can use his minds eye now 👀

Ayeeeee Merlin the GOAT lead them safely through the forest !!

Prediction: When the knights (+Merlin, I count him as one of the knights) do eventually arrive, Gwen wont believe its actually them at first bc of the visions she keeps having

They've gotta stop with the jump scares oh my God, its almost midnight here and I need to sLEEP later

Morgana talking about them being friends... My Lady, do you see the irony here?

Ooooh my God that was close!!! We're not losing Merlin, I know that 😤 Don't play games with me, writers!!

The pale light of the apparitions is so spooky... and the evil laughter echoing, aaaaah gives me the creeps!!

Ok so if the tower isnt real then how are they gonna get inside? And how is Gwen inside?

The scenes with Gwen in the room and the screams and laughter and echoes and apparitions are actually so well-made, the production rly came a long way I think

Morgana is using some manipulation tactic Im sure, put Gwen through terrible agony and then comfort her and act like you want to help her and repent for your actions?? Uhmmmm sus

Yeah she wants to pull Gwen to her side :/// the others taunt her BC THEYRE NOT REAL 😭😭 Gwen dont fall for that plz, you know better than to believe Morganas lies :((

My smart Queen, I hope they get to her fast before Morgana does actually kill her :((

Smh Arthur you should know to trust Merlins instincts by now

Oh shit Percival!! I wonder if he's the one who will die :((

Elyan stay safe plz :(( considering its a British show... it's likely they'll kill him before the others (no offense but I feel like in DW black characters are often the first to die)

Uhmmm random floating sword?? Ok.

I wonder if the Gwen Elyan sees is also an apparition?? Bc I dont think Gwen would act like that upon seeing her brother coming to rescue her... I do think she would probably think he's not real at first

Oh fuck.

The floating sword struck Elyan but he tricked it into flying out the window?? Oh shoot it came backㅡ but I think its stuck in the door now?

Nooooo Elyan dont die :((((

Still not convinced this is Gwen.... maybe its Morgana, with a spell to look like Gwen???

Nooooooo cmon Elyan, Im sure you've survived worse :'(((((

Oh no its the sad soundtrack, he's a goner :'((((

And it turned out to be the real Gwen after all, sorry I doubted you Queen

Elyans funeral :'(((((

Poor Gwen, she went through so much :'((

Wait where is she goingㅡ

Wait !!!!! Gwen is actually on Morganas side now????? That cant be real D: she must be enchanted, right??? Or broken bc of what Morgana did to her, but theres no way thats our Gwen, right? :((((

Whew what an episode!! Poor Gwen went through it and switched sides apparently, and Sir Elyan died :((( Will continue watching tomorrow hopefully, to see what shenanigans Gwen will pull now...

[k-hyunjae]

One Kiss...

The Lights in Seoul shone brightly as Yuqi and Soyeon strolled through the streets, they were going home after a nice day out shopping. The other members didnt wanna go, they just didnt understand the beauty of spending money for the fun of it. It was cold, this was normal for that time of day, but only one of the pair came prepared. “Soyeon im absolutely freezing and my arms hurt from carrying these bags cant we just take a taxi?” Yuqi shuddered. Soyeon looked at her with that same passion in her eyes, she always denied having feelings for Yuqi but everyone knew she did, but she was just too scared to admit it. “Here… give me your bags, and take this.” She pulled off her thick jacket and wrapped it around Yuqi, she let out a deep breath as she was overcome with warmth. “Thats too kind, thank you, dont push yourself if you dont need to, the bags are heavy” Yuqi said. “Im okay, lets just worry about getting you home and warmed up okay?” Soyeon hummed. She was so cold, but as long as Yuqi was happy, she was okay.

They reached their house and dashed in, Yuqi collapsed onto the sofa and Soyeon headed to the kitchen to make her some hot cocoa. She couldnt help but admire Yuqi, she looked so pretty, lit up by the fireplace. But she couldnt say anything to her about it, she would never reciprocate the feelings. She brought the drink to Yuqi and she smiled brightly as she took a large sip from the mug in her hands. Soyeon sat beside her, “Better now?” “Mmm, yes, thank you so much, have some” She purred as she handed Soyeon the warm mug. They spent the rest of the night talking and laughing and watching movies on netflix, there couldnt be anything to make the night better, that they knew of.. Yuqi turned to Soyeon, “soo.. Random question, you ever.. Done stuff with a girl?or had like a one night stand with a girl?” She was taken aback by this question, she didnt expect that from Yuqi, she gave off the vibe that she was innocent, perhaps not. “Ummm well, yes, but its never really been good. Y’know our song? ‘Oh my god’? Thats kinda like about my fantasy i guess, even if i wanted to do anything with a girl again, it wouldnt happen, nobody has really showed any interest in me like that.” She hung her head, feeling slightly embarrassed. Yuqi took her hand, “Soyeon, youre a beautiful, smart, funny woman, any girl would be lucky to have you, honestly im jealous of anyone whos had you in the past.” Yuqi covered her mouth, shocked at what she just said.

Soyeon looked her in the eyes, “what are you trying to say Yuqi?” “Im trying to say.. That i have feelings for you? I have for quite a while..but i never said anything. I was sca-” Without getting to finish her sentence, Soyeon took Yuqi’s face in her hands and kissed her deeply. At first, it was soft and sweet, but it slowly progressed to be more aggressive. They both wanted it, and they both knew it. Before Soyeon knew it, she felt Yuqi pull herself onto her lap, she had been waiting for this moment for the longest time. Every time they accidentally touch hands, every time they shared a joke, every time they found themself changing infront of eachother. She could never take her eyes off her perfect body. Curves in all the right places, skin glistening from the body cream she used. She was perfect in every single way. So many images were racing through Soyeon’s head as she felt her hands going through Yuqi’s hair, and Yuqi’s hair tracing every inch of her body. She couldnt take it.

They pulled away and Soyeon growled, “youre so fucking beautiful” before laying her down infront of the fire place and laying ontop of her, bringing her into another kiss. Yuqi had been also waiting for this moment for ages, everyone thought she was an innocent angel, but they wouldnt say that if they were inside her head when she was looking at Soyeon, everytime they were on stage together she just wanted to take her right then and there. Time seemed to have stood still, nothing else was moving, to them, they were the only two people in the world in that moment. Soyeon let out a gasp when she felt Yuqi’s hand find her way up her skirt, and she groaned at the pleasure of her touch. It was better than she ever imagined. “Youre taking me so well, you want more my love?” Yuqi hummed. Soyeon twitched at the softness in her voice, “please” she replied Already high on the feel of her wetness, Yuqi’s hand started vibrating against her, causing Soyeon to start rolling her hips with the motion of her hand. It didnt take long for her to cum, after all shed been waiting for this moment for so long and she couldnt hold back, covering her mouth as she moaned Yuqi’s name with such passion and volume that it was a surprise they didnt get a noise complaint.

Little did Soyeon know. Yuqi had two hands, so she wasnt just making Soyeon cum. She had her hands down her own pants as she went to town on the girl she had wanted for what seemed like forever. Soyeon collapsed onto her, wrapping Yuqi into a tight hug as they cuddled by the fire, not changing positions, this felt right. They wasnt going to address the fact that this couldnt be made known to anyone, their careers would be ruined, and their friendships. Yuqi held soyeons chin, “yknow, we could make this a regular thing, i know we cant be together, we can just be friends who fuck from time to time..?” Soyeon smiled, and pecked Yuqi on the lips before replying, “I’m sure we can be sneaky and work that out…

…just dont you go falling in love.”

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this was written in like 10 minutes or so, because it was requested by my bestiee, so i hope you guys like it, she told me i should post it ._.

[confessioncivilization]

JUST REWATCHED ALL OF PVP CIV HERES MY THOUGHTS (spoilers for pvp civ up to s2e2 ofc)

okay so minor thing but, pvp language guy is the one who drugs evbo when he gets kidnapped and stuff which i knew but like, boooooo i live in my own world so i pretend zam did that lol

btw where did pvp language guy get the potions. i dont think theres nausea pots in sword civ, and tabi had pots so maybe axe civ has pots???

um ok so, i feel like there was a bit of a plot hole. with armor. so , like…. why do most iron swords and all the diamond swords and tabi and clown NOT wear chestplates? for iron swords maybe it makes sense, bc its usually peaceful and all. i feel like diamond swords should have armor though??? like just in case yk? and of ANYONE id think the axes would definitely have armor. they are super aggressive so that would be big for them. but they just DONT. even clown and tabi, DIAMOND axes. maybe its not available for them???? but also, tabi HAD a chestplate, and if you have a diamond weapon you can keep your items on the gold level, so tabi would still have her iron chestplate (probably would hide it in her inventory, but wouldnt she put it back on once she left sword civ?). BUT SHE DOESNT WEAR IT?? maybe it disappeared magically or something but also then there wouldnt be armor in axe civ apparently? and the bows didnt have it. ugh idk just bothered me. maybe some lore reason exists but rn feels like a massive plot hole. maybe all the civs have different shopping stuff and axes just got pots instead of armor sigh idk..

so there ARE layers to bow civ but its not like based on different versions of the weapons. WHY DIDNT THE AXES FIND THEM DUDE?? are there like actually secret areas down there??? maybe something axes cant hit bc its too far away and designed for bows. idk dude. the ladders down were NOT that well hidden so i feel like the axes couldve totally found everybody unless there were secret areas

wtf are the eternal weapons for bows tridents n shields ?? like theres ONE version. does it just have unbreaking 100000000. thorns shield would be cool but thats not a thing, maybe loyalty trident and idek for bow. would say infinity but they lowkey already got that, maybe its just a crossbow?????? visually doesnt seem like itd be different from normal ones. perhaps thats why eternal bow wasnt shown maybe evbo hasnt figured out what to do for it smh.

saw this in another post but axes having access to logs as blocks because axes are utility as well as pvp?!?!?! what if axe civ is just lumberjack civ and they all cut trees all day. here in lumberjack civilization nobody chops fo- anyways. 

parrot was EXILED guys the divorce arc is real i think. either toxic or sad doomed yaoi would be nice thanks

WHAT GUARD TOLD THE BOWS ABOUT THE RESPAWNING POWER??? “that guard said ferre has it-” is that OUR guard or a different one? havent seen any other guards other than guard friend in bow civ so ??? also how would guards know that. they arent on diamond level. i mean evbo totally couldve told guard friend but idk, also seawatt seemed like he couldve already bribed him a little before but also im not sure thats what actually happened its probably just cuz of weird wording. but are there other guards? would like to know…

its also just crazy how much better the production is cuz i just watched the herobrine series and the improvement is ABSURD!!!! its actually awesome super cool to see. yeah i JUST watched it for the first time but wahhhhh im a new fan i literally only started watching evbo for park civ and i found it at the tail end of its virality and people have thought im a longtime fan because i am CRAZY and nope im not im a FAKE FAN . NORMALIZE BEING A FAKE FAN >:(

anyways that was my ramble for now yay yay yay

-pvp civ lunch person

woahhhh i only half read it bc oh god thats a lot of text but something that stuck out to me was the chestplates. For the diamonds, I was thinking that bc they’re at the bottom and never open the door, they don’t face many threats, so there’s no need to protect themselves. And the axes, I’m thinking they think they’re superior and much more powerful than the others, so the other weapons pose little threat to them. Hehehe i’ll go back later and reread all of it fr this time. Its late rn though i should probably go to bed :b

[the-s1lly-corner]

What do you think, what traits or something else are tadc cast looking for in a partner?

TADC cast and what they want in a partner!

Obviously, since this is likely taking place in the digital world, i probably wont do much in terms of physical real world looks!

I'll probably do a small segment for them, before they got stuck in the real world but thats a maybe :0 I write these little notes before I write the request! So!! Wild card!!!

CAINE:

Ooo okay so caine is interesting because like. He has never had feelings before, so he doesn't exactly know what he wants!

He wants a confident and bold partner! Wait no... but shy and sweet ones are nice... oh ho ho he wants a partner who's tall, to hold him!.. but.. short partners are nice for cuddling... he wants a partner who takes the lead, sometimes its nice to let someone take charge! But... caine is programmed to be in charge...

Hmm...

I think it's safe to say that Caine may not have a specific type, the fact that his S/O was able to win him over is enough and hes going to love em til the day his code breaks down

..does code break down? Admittedly the admin is DUMB when it comes to tech stuff....

POMNI:

Okok it's no secret that pomni is hard for me to write... and this request is no exception

With that being said, I think pomni would be interested in our favorite

The goth gf/j

Well I say that jokingly, but I think pomni would be into tall strong alt people who just radiate cool energy

I can also see her being into dorks too, oddly enough.. maybe it's because I don't see pomni as being especially.. "out there", even before the circus.. could be attraction via being able to relate

RAGATHA:

Hands down ragatha wants a soft and sweet partner who can take care of her. Ragatha spends so much of her time trying to keep everyone optimistic and hopeful, that sometimes she needs someone to do the same for her, you know? That doesnt mean she isnt going to return the favor.. no no it's in her nature to be optimistic, but it would be nice to be taken care of once in a while..!

JAX:

Jax wants someone who can shrug off jokes.... now is this mostly because hes an asshole who is going to not spare you from his pranks? Maybe! Even better if you also like doing some practical joking here and there

However, as I write more and more jax stuff... I can't help but form what his type may be, or finding a personality that compliments his well. Dont get me wrong I love the idea of jax having a trickster partner; however I also love the idea of jax with a partner who doesnt take no bullshit! Love that, so much. Jax with a partner who can turn his prank back on him and keep him in line

KINGER:

His wife/j

No but kinger gravitates towards people who are very compassionate and patient... but also a little fierce! Naturally, since kinger is so... you know, I think he needs someone who can tell him what to do, and can be able to reel him back down when he gets too stuck in his head.. or too out of his head, even

ZOOBLE:

Zooble wants someone who's not too high energy... which makes sense, since zooble themselves is very over it and low energy. Perhaps they also would want someone who isnt too pushy, or "in your face".. its easier for zooble to list what they dont want rather than what they do want..

Perhaps they could do well with a tall goth gf/j.....

..../hj

I think before they entered the digital circus, they liked taller people. Cant tell you why, I just think they like taller people!

GANGLE:

Said this several times but gangle used to play monster dating sims or something before they got stuck in the circus. So her taste in people is a little... all over the place....

Dating sims aside, I think gangle wants someone who can step up and protect her. Physically and emotionally. Its no secret that gangle is sensitive...

Also I think she likes strong people

Quick someone draw this as gangle and reader

[cleromancy]

jason would have the prettiest handwriting in the world bc this is a stationary-loving old school pen pal kind of bitch... in blue devil 19 (and this is teeeeechnically i believe pre crisis jay) the letterer did a sample of one of jasons letters and he has a nice cursive there. and we *can* apply this to post crisis jason who was a fifth grade dropout and would have started again when he was 12 or so-- 5th grade is 10-11 year olds so he probably lost a full schoolyear. i know i started learning cursive (as opposed to printing) in 3rd grade but i also think that leading up to dropping out Jason wouldn't have been able to completely apply himself to school at all incl things like Pretty Handwriting bc yk. sick mom/MIA dad, thats a lot of stress even if you dont factor in what food insecurity does to your capacity to do. anything. SO this would have to be something jason practiced in his own time even moreso than your average teenager who decides to have the most beautiful handwriting in his creative writing class. the question then becomes Would Jason Go Out Of His Way To Devote His Time To Perfecting This and, well. jason would go out of his way to perfect anything under the right circumstances lbr.

but i think more likely than not he would. the only thing stopping me is smth like, if a teacher ever like humiliated him in front of classmates by calling his handwriting unreadable theres always a chance jason would refuse to change the way he writes out of spite (don't @ me, he was a lil petty even in his original run as robin), and like. sidenote. i think something like that would get *steph* to go out of her way to improve her writing to prove them wrong but i think what jason would do would refuse to change his writing but continue to excel in the class, like forcing the teacher to give him perfect marks on smth that was almost but not quite illegible, its a subtle but important distinction to me. anyway--

actually no fkkdkvlffk i just pictured like. jay complaining about the jerk teacher to alfred and bruce and what winds up happening is Bruce comes in to read jasons essay to the teacher out loud for them. but also very jovially suggests that if jasons writing is so difficult to read the school can provide accommodations for typing perhaps instead of berating a disadvantaged child in front of their peers. jason:

but that can actually Still Happen if jason later decides he wants to have the prettiest handwriting bc other things could spark that like. tbh. im fairly certain dick has good handwriting that he didn't actually have to go out of his way to achieve (part of jasons problem imo is that his brain goes a lot faster than he's able to write down so he was just trying to get it all down as fast as possible--dick i think is generally more deliberate about what he actually writes down vs keeps in his head so he never picked up bad handwriting habits by going way too fast). and Jason's competitive about dickie and "nicer cursive" is both an achievable goal (compared to say better acrobatics/better robining in general) and also one he can have plausible deniability about if anyone made the connection. and other things could cause or contribute to wanting to do this too-- a crush on a pen pal for example. or even just talking about it with alfred whose opinion he valued and who always values presentation.

anyway yeah Jason Todd fountain pens jason ajd donna go to the stationary store together send tweet

[1tsjusty0u]

hm. random things wreath likes perhaps

BWAH ALRIGHT!!

pre cal. not much!! he likes fiction books and sweet foods but other than that he cant think of anything. he probably does like more things though its just a deep-seated issue for him. for specifics: they always like pumpkin pie its his favorite, and. yeah. finnish desserts they also make due to hateno and he’d also like those a lot! piparkakku and pannukakku (gingerbread and pancakes) he likes as well. uhm. i should note i am not finnish so any finlanders out there if i butcher anything. im sorry…. anyways! fiction books arent just legends of past games for clarification he’d like ones that really dont have anything to do with tloz. if chicory a colorful tale was an ip/book in this universe they’d like it a bit!! also horse fact magazines and cookbooks. he loves those and never reads them after he gets them <3

post cal ..!! you know if this was like. my interpretation of normal botw i’d say the issue from the above paragraph would get better! but uh!! here it actually gets worse. they still love pumpkin pie and food and horse facts however. its getting harder and harder for him to remember what he does genuinely like, + things he Would like start to get stale or dont feel fun anymore like. for example horse facts again. he’ll always like food but other than that he’d have trouble naming most other things. it all just Exists to him. unfortunately going outside does Not fix him no matter how beautiful and wondrous it is

however i shant leave it at that….. while he might not be able to list it he still does like things sort of. he doesnt get excited about these but theyre just Nice to him and nothing more (also realistically he wouldnt care too much about these however pretend this is a parallel universe where this issue doesnt exist and he Would like these!! he still would in this one he just has problems anyways); seeing foxes!! he likes to greet them by spooking them. hes a fan of cooking ingredients and as much as totk sucks i Do like koyins quest (ignoring the romantic implications and the butchering of her character) i think he’d really Really like trading in nuts for milk and collecting them for the cow guy. he’d probably do it even with no milk incentive but thats just the cherry on top. also koyin and him could be slight friends a lot later into the story!! also he likes acorns and seeds and tries to break into them. also i made a whole list of sounds: clippity clops, footsteps on brick pavement, wood chopping board noises, WHEELS ON BRICK PAVEMENT, knife getting stuck in wood or swords etc, clinks of figurines (not hollow and probably like. made up of a gem rather than stone. Heavy clinks), pencil on thin paper on desk. more likes the feel rather than sound. and gear sounds/clicking like guardians. ALSO KEYBOARD NOISES. like the chunky ones i can get a video. zelda also likes these just more mechanical ones rather than soft thonks. also cooking pot noises we cannot forget about those. cutting paper super smoothly by just dragging scissors or a knife feels good and also knife tearing through fabric or specifically a bed mattress also feels good! the sound varies however. alsoalso this made me make a list for zelda because i think she’d more actively like sensory things

if they had a preference for weapons he’d love lynel weapons due to the sheer damage he just would never use them as to not break them. same with robbies ancient sword and other weapons that look cool or have ties to the champions. otherwise he just likes standard one handed sword weapons. pre cal him would honestly like lynel swords More and be really miffed about the master sword only doing 30 damage despite it being a holy sword and people regarding it as this great thing. like it has trouble defeating monsters ganon is going to kill him. i need to play sksw honestly i think he would like fi i just know next to nothing about her besides her being the sword. also he cant hear her Anyways!!

[foulfowledfool]

makes your bsd ship into a chatfic

[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 8:37 - 7/04/2017 >

[RE]: hey hey!! nice to finally get a ping from you. you know i dont like waitin... >^<

[EP]: Ah, yes... Very sorry, RE. Just... a busy day, today. I'm getting ready for a duel.

[RE]: a DUEL? thought ya were a writer?? n detective or whatevers

[EP]: A duel of wits, my friend. I am going up against a self-proclaimed "great detective"... Though, I'm positive I will win.

[RE]: great detective?? bah!! i dont think they could even be nearly as great as ME!! im the worlds smartest detective, after all! >~>

[EP]: We've... discussed this, yes. You seem to be quite active in the detective world. Though... I'm a bit confused. Are you a detective, or... do you just like doing it?

[RE]: i am a detective!!

[RE]: the best ever!!

[RE]: have been since i was 14!!!

[EP]: 14?! That's... Hmm. Well, I can't stop something that's already happened.

[EP]: Ah, I must get going...

[RE]: whyyyyyy

[RE]: wait CRAP i gotta go too!! ughhh this case will be SO easy. idk why they even NEED me there. sigh. i guess theyre just too stupid for a simple easy case!!

[EP]: Well, now, RE, that's not very nice. Perhaps, they just need a second opinion.

[RE]: theres gonna be another guy there thats supposedly """better""" at it then them. the audacity of it all... im supposed to solve this case before him, which, SNORE, i could do that in my sleep!! >^>

[EP]: Well, I hope it goes well. We'll talk later. I bid thee adieu.

[RE]: byeeeeeeee ep!!!

[RE] has stopped chatting with [EP]. < 8:56 - 7/04/2017 >

[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 13:45 - 7/05/2017 >

[RE]: eeeeeeeep

[EP]: Yes?

[RE]: you said we would talk later yesterday but then that didnt happen!!!

[EP]: Ah, that... I... do not take loss well.

[RE]: oh. ohhh

[RE]: well, then i have good news!! i won yesterday with the detective case!!!

[EP]: ...Oh?

[RE]: yup!! i mean the guy like, fell to his knees. it was kinda pathetic

[RE]: n cute

[EP]: RE... What did this fellow look like?

[RE]: ep i thought we said we wouldn't spill too much!! but like. his hair kinda covered his face n he had this cute lil ponytail on the side that fell on his shoulder

[RE]: he was much taller than me n like. i could TELL he wasnt japanese, cuz like, the accent, n everythin

[EP]: I need to go.

[RE]: ep??? whats wrong?

[EP] stopped chatting with [RE]. < 14:23 - 7/05/2017 >

[RE]: the hell????

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[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 17:03 - 7/06/2017 >

[RE]: checking in. cuz you just dipped yesterday

[RE]: kinda a dick move but like. i need an explanation ep

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[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 12:29 - 7/09/2017 >

[RE]: helloooo. ep. im not mad i just want an explanation

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[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 3:01 - 10/21/2017 >

[RE]: i gave you some space, okay? and look, its my birthday. please come back

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[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 9:17 - 10/23/2017 >

[RE]: yknow what? im done. this sucks. screw you

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[EP] has begun chatting with [RE]. < 7:06 - 1/04/2018 >

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[EP]: I'm so sorry.

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[EP]: I miss you terribly.

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[EP]: And I hope you can forgive me, friend.

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[RE] has restored their account! < 18:30 - 1/12/2023 >

[RE] has begun chatting with [EP] < 18:34 - 1/12/2023 >

[RE]: HOLY SHIT

[RE]: it works. IT WORKS

[EP]: Of course it still works, Ranpo, it's not that old.

[RE]: reading over our last messages. that was sixish years ago... cant believe we were friends and then poof!! you straight up ghosted me!!

[EP]: Looking back, I wish I never did. I was a coward, dear, and I'm so sorry I almost ruined perfection.

[RE]: perfection?? pfft, dont be like that. im prettyyy sure in our first ever conversation i deduced you werent going anywhere. youre too into me to just disappear, even after a few years

[EP]: ...Into?! I... That's...

[RE]: im not that dumb, ed

[EP]: I... know that. Though, I feel as though we should chat offline, about that. So... that there's no running away.

[RE]: im still salty you just dipped on me. sigh... but im into you too so i cant really be mad

[EP]: Ranpo... Please. Let's talk offline.

[RE]: yeah yeah, im coming over. just know youre getting a bf for an early birthday present and perhaps more than a kiss if thats cool ;D

[EP]: RANPO!

[RE]: hehehehhe >:D

[RE] stopped chatting with [EP]. < 18:52 - 1/12/2023 >

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thank you so much for this lovely art :) it inspired me to make these

I love the idea that theyre at buggy’s circus, where you can originally go to beat him in a boss battle. They didnt get a chance to go through the circus part while they were there but chopper wanted cotton candy and was too scared to go alone so Zoro tagged along.

i like the idea that at the circus there'd be a bunch of minigames that are clearly rigged. like you shoot hoops onto pegs and a hand comes out and swipes it off. and only if the player gets it perfect perfect does it actually register. delighful...

anyway, some more art appreciation:

this art is absoltuely gorgeous thank you so so much for making them. theyre actually so sweet 2 me. I love thinking about how chopper is the first year zoro adopts as a senior. Zoro gives him rides to school as chopper shouts at him the directions the entire way the whole time. delightful.

the first piece is so atmospheric, it looks so warm and comfortable and fun. the details you put on choppers backpack is so lovely, it looks like its packed to the brim neatly with everything he could ever need. i love the star stickers he has too.. baby.....

love the prizes that are draped all over zoro too ouguh. the glasses the lay and the tiger. i wonder whether chopper won them all and gave them to zoro, or whether chopper couldnt win them so zoro won them all and is holding them so that chopper can run around freely.

i love how much personality the background has! the mirrors being vandalized or intentionally covered with paint splotches. or maybe thats reflecting the background... i like the paint idea better cuz it seems like theyve been tainted and buggy just hasnt cared to clean or to replace them since.

the frames of the mirrors are so fun too, i love how chopper gets the fun one and zoro's is pretty standard with some embellishments, like how their dynamic is that youre trying to depict :)

the second pic is so much fun :')))) chopper's ice cream kinda looking like a christmas tree... i can see him enjoying pistachio ice cream 100%. and zoro enjoying some kind of pink slushy or perhaps a boba. OH I JUST NOTICED THE TREATS THEYRE ENJOYING ARE EACHOTHERS COLORS STOPPPPP THATS SO CUUUTEEEOUOUOHGOUHGOUH i love how zoro is crazling wado as he crinks the drink, too. delightful to me....

i love the little background visual of the healthbars and the FIGHT ?, so cute, the style of this au works so well with your artstyleeee oooooohhhhh u_u i enjoy dearly...

i love how youve tweaked my designs too! Chopper's big baggy socks are so so darling to me and it makes me want to change his design so that he can have big fluffy leg warmers.... which im actually gonna go do. along with adjusting zoro's design to have a hood and black nail polish because those ideas are bloody delightful.

i also like zoro's big clunky shoes. i hope you dont mind me yoinking these ideas.

lastly, the way you render is so gorgeoussss its so lively and fun, truly a perfect match for the au. the way you fuzzed chopper's hat and the plush tiger are so nice i can feel them just by looking at it. and chopper's vials and bottle of liquids? me want drink.

Alright well i think thats just about it, thank you so much again, you are so lovely for making these :'))))

Also this is neither here nor there and I really like his little wings, but they’re actually just feathers, not wings 😅 BUT THE WAY YOU DREW THE WINGS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!! I kinda want them to be wings, maybe not coming from chopper but actually just being on the hat from Dr Hiroluck that he decorated them with before he kicked the bucket… them still flapping, his powers still going all these years later …. Yeah…. 😭😭😭😭

you’ve changed (for the better)

for @where-does-the-heart-lie ‘s fighting game au I love ur designs I love them dearly