#sorry i had to get this out of my system

[iszapizza]

I'm reading a fic where Leia found out Luke's father was Vader and Luke's immediate response was to apologize to her. The way its framed you could say that he is apologizing for keeping it a secret from her, but I had initially read it as "I am sorry I am Vader's son.", "I am sorry for who my father is." And it hit so hard.

He is apologizing for something he had no control over, no knowledge of before Bespin. He is apologizing for who his fucking father is. It made me sad and angry. How the weight of Vader's identity brings him down and threatens to keep him there. How are you supposed to save the galaxy if the blood of its destroyer runs through your veins?

aaaa i love star wars so much

[sailordaimp]

I feel like im gonna get burnt on the stake for even daring to propose such a thing but once canto 6 is out I think it’d be really fucking funny if the heathmael artists did one singular art of Catherine and Queequeg together romantically in the afterlife. I am not personally the biggest heathmael fan but my god I think this would just be funny as fuck.

[bizarrescribblez]

“I’m robbing you because I’m a bad guy >:D”

[tklpilled]

genshin ships i like that everyone else hates <3

neuvifuri:

"they're siblings" (no they're not)

"furina is a child" (?????????)

"neuvillette is gay" (that's a headcanon)

"they have similar colour pallets so that means they're related" (i don't even know what to say about this one)

"neuvillette is her father" (furina is literally older than him)

arlefuri:

"it's toxic" (found the fake toxic yuri fan)

"arlecchino abused furina" (no she didn't)

"furina is scared of arlecchino" (maybe a bit but it's not as intense as you think)

"furina is a child" again (lord give me patience)

sethoscara:

"you're mischaracterising scara by shipping him" (what)

"you're ruining their friendship" (be fr)

"wanderer has the body of a child" (are you being stupid on purpose)

wriorinde:

"wriothesley is gay" (that's a headcanon)

"they're siblings" (what)

"you're homophobic" (what)

clorivia:

"clorinde killed navia's father" (did you pay attention to their story at all)

"they're childhood friends which makes them siblings" (yes i have seen someone say this)

"they hate each other" (they're literally friends)

eimiko:

i wasn't going to add this one but i just saw someone say it's weird because miko is ei's pet and i couldn't just keep that to myself

literally any traveler ship:

"they're trying to find their sibling" (.........and???)

"they aren't looking for romance" (do you think shipping them means i think they came to teyvat to find a partner)

[eyenkey]

the only thing i could think about looking at unicorn!dream

[theblackd0g]

Okay guys hear me out, I have this one (SAD!!!) Strollonso au in my mind and I just can't stop thinking about it. I would love to write it but unfortunately it's just like I have a permanent writer's block or something. I'd still like to share it with you, because it's sad and I wanna make y'all sad!! 😼

So basically, Lance is a student at Cambridge studying Business, because he's REALLY pressured by his dad and everything.

But in one of his breaks he flies to Barcelona to distract himself. In a club he then meets Fernando, who is basically just a normal dude and a photographer (remember this, it's important).

It was only supposed to be a one-night stand but they just get obsessed with each other and they spend the rest of Lance's break together in spain and fall in love, aww.

BUT they don't talk about it, they both think that the other thinks it's just casual. And when Lance has to go back to England it's really hard for them. They call sometimes and meet every once in a while. But like I said they just don't communicate like they should; Fernando thinks that he should leave Lance behind (because of the age gap), so that the boy can enjoy his life being young. Lance on the other hand believes Fernando doesn't really want him, cause he's a bit cold (but just for the reason I named earlier).

Eventually Fernando breaks up with Lance and they're both just fucking depressed, but don't talk or see eachother.. until-

OKAY TIME SKIP

Like 7-9 years later, Lance is getting married (It doesn't really matter who it is but I was thinking checo). Lance himself is not in love at all but his dad thought it was a good fit for him and Lance never learned to stand up for himself so he has to live with the consequences.

And, well, guess who's the wedding photographer? Surprise, surprise it's Nando. Just before the ceremony starts they have a lil talk, where Nando tries to tell him to not do it if he doesn't want to. Lance comes really close to just running away with Nando, but in the end he's weaker than his father's pressure and marries someone he doesn't love.

And that's just the end; them being sad 'til the ends of their lives

[summer-r-storm]

Something I absolutly hate about the dcmk fandom is their insistance of Gosho being a bad writer.

I by no means think he is perfect, don't get me wrong. My frustrations stems more from the question of "why do you watch this show?" If you don't like the characters or their romance or think the author of those over 100 volumes is bad at writing a story ... why do you keep watching/reading?

Are the women super well written? No. But neither are the man?? And honestly, some of the most capable characters in the show are women. Ran saved Shinichi's life so often, Sato outshines any other police men to the point that Conan would never tranquilize her or is worried that she could figure it out. Jodie, while overshadowed by Akai later, was seen as an honest threat and went head to head with the Org. Ai being a reclusive genius who finally found a family in Agasa. Damn Vermouth is playing the entire organisation. Kir is pulling one dounle agent move after the other. While Sonoko isn't the most capable when it comes to detective work or fights she has the confidence of a queen and activly stands up against her parents. Kazuha takes no shit from Heiji.

I honestly like how diverse the female characters are in their dynamics with their respective partners. Kazuha being more bratty with Heiji than Ran is with Shinichi, Ran's unwavering loyalty and caring nature, Sonoko being strong headed, Sato being a boss babe. Deep character growth may not be the focus of the story, but it never was. This is a murder mystery, a classic who dunnit from the first episode and I dont feel like it changed all that much despite all the more action filled black org arcs or the developing romances. And if you don't like what Gosho is doing .... maybe stop watching?

[killakalx]

SHUT UP!!!!!

[scattered-winter]

THIS SUCKS!!!!

[germx]

talking about dinosaurs in any capacity makes me feel like this because in my EVOLUTION lab my professor said "so yeah some dinosaurs had feathers," and everyone was like WHAAAAAAT???? and the kid next to me was googling "t rex with feathers" i was going insane. someone was like "oh is that why they think birds might be related to dinosaurs?" GIRL MIGHT BE RELATED? THEY QUITE LITERALLY ARE DINOSAURS

[casboobs]

gay men hugging and dancing

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[nomisong]

imagine being the first silent film bitch in your fledgling industry to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the train filled with explosives or whatever 1920s people had and everyone dropped their breakaway props and was [cartoon slide whistle] [audible glass breaking] [wolf whistle]? like everyone chain smoking cigarettes cause they thought it was healthy was just in shock and you pretended to slip on a banana peel across the fake wood floors in your wantmylook dot com modest one piece swimsuit like your life depended on it… yes god... my mans charlie chaplin looks away in cartoonish bashfulness but you KNOW he’s smoking that night……pulling on a different kinda cigar…..

[murdocniccalz]

kas eddie munson... vampires... m

[aru-and-leopard-cat]

Call his hole Little Caesar’s the way it’s always hot and ready

[theghostofbean]

”Men think about the Roman Empire” “What’s the female version of the Roman Empire” SHUT UPPPPP. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP. AS A WOMAN I LOVE THE ROMAN EMPIRE. AS A WOMAN I LOVE ANCIENT HISTORY AND BATTLES AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY. THE “GIRL VERSION OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE” IS THE ROMAN EMPIRE. IM GOING TO STAB YOU 23 TIMES