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[germx]

It's not gay if you're both gay. It cancels out

[germx]

he's in my mind crossdressing

[germx]

UGHHHHH <- being gay

[germx]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[germx]

doctors keep telling me my dna is identical to that of a hamster & I shouldn’t be human shaped or even alive but whatever

[germx]

my brain needs some rewiring

[germx]

its so funny to me when i casually say something and the other person is like whoa....you just changed my perspective.

i got asked what my love language is out of the ~5 loves languages~ and i said "oh all of them" cause girl i experience and express love in a variety of ways and the person looked up the 5 and was like oh.....no you're so right because i do give and receive love in all these ways. huh.

and im like whoa. i can impact people. thats kinda crazy.

[germx]

the way that i hang out with gay people too much because on a date a guy asked me "does it work?" about a pendant that was a pair of scissors and i was like yeah its pretty cute and he said no like does it physically work like they do they open

[germx]

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

[germx]

[germx]

i was wrong btw guys. after having met in person im definitively still the masc one

[germx]

i made such a bangin playlist he better love this

[germx]

I was born to sit in a cafe doing fuck all

[germx]

Never underestimate how emotionally attached you can get to a good pair of boots. A good pair of boots will start feeling like your wife after a while. If you're really normal about it

[germx]

i could survive 45 seconds in the microwave i think

[germx]

ok i didnt know daylight savings happened that explains why i woke up an hour earlier than usual

[germx]

For halloween i will be your girl and i will protect you