#ancient astronaut theorists

[thepastisalreadywritten]

Ancient Aliens: Prince Philip's Secret UFO Investigation (Season 18)

18 February 2022

Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe that Prince Philip might've investigated and researched a classified UFO phenomenon in this clip from Season 18, "The World on Alert."

[creature-wizard]

Reminder that David Icke, the guy who came up with the deeply antisemitic reptilian alien conspiracy theory popular among New Agers today, is also a massive transphobe who believes that transgender is part of the evil conspiracy.

[coffeeandghostsx]

Just saw a post that was like "genuinely glad frerard isn't shipped for the most part anymore, can you imagine if someone wrote a cheerleader!gerard x football player!frank fic?"

But the problem is, i already did that in middle school,,, so does that mean I predicted cheerleader gerard?

[batcows]

I like to get super duper high and watch those low budget UFO shows and answering all the rhetorical questions like its Dora the explorer. some deep voice guy is all "is it possible aliens control the weather from a research outpost in alaska??" and im eating cereal like "tell me tell me!!"

[thehouseofm2]

[no-more-rqs]

reminder: it actually does not matter if you have a friend whos a poc who tells you that "race transitioning" is fine. it doesnt matter if youre a poc yourself and you think its fine. guess what? people can be wrong!

even outside of this, people can be wrong.

if a scientist with a phd tells you the earth is flat, do you just immediately believe that with no question? you may think "someone with a phd would never believe that", but there are several scientists who do! there are modern scientists with phds and careers who believe in shit like phrenology or ancient astronaut theory or other bullshit like that.

there are poc who are nazis, who believe in white supremacy and believe that poc are inferior or subhuman. if a poc like myself tells you that all poc are inferior to white people, do you just automatically believe that? there are very famous poc who hold these ideals, such as kanye west.

you are seeking out specific people in your community who agree with all of your ideals. you are finding one or two or ten or however many people who agree with you and ignoring the tens of thousands of people who dont agree. you are doing exactly what conspiracy theorists and racists do: finding one professional or seemingly trustworthy source and basing your entire logic around that one source.

racists will find one scientist who believes in phrenology and use that one scientist to say "look! a real scientist with a phd agrees with me! you shouldnt listen to the wider scientific community, theyre all biased and wrong and this guy is the only one whos correct!"

radqueers will find one poc who supports "race transitioning" and use that one person to say "look! a real poc agrees with me! you shouldnt listen to the wider poc community, theyre all biased and wrong and this guy is the only one whos correct!"

do you understand what im saying here? you cant pick and choose who to believe based on whether or not you agree with them. listen to as many poc as you can, outside of radqueer communities. listen to ones who dont even know what radqueer means. the vast majority of poc say that "transitioning races" is inherently racist (and impossible, considering you cant just transition to have been born somewhere else or have different biological ancestors, which is what determines race because race and ethnicity are inherited unlike gender), dont just choose 20 poc who say its good and ignore the 20000 who say it isnt.

[talonabraxas]

King Pakal As An Alien Ancient Astronaut

The enigmatic Tomb of Mayan King Pakal has attracted the interest of Ancient Astronaut Theorists like Zechariah and Erich von Daniken who suggest that the carved sarcophagus lid found in his tomb at Palenque depicts Pakal as an Anunnaki Ancient Astronaut.

King Pakal’s sarcophagus lid shows a man tilting backwards surrounded by glyphs and symbols that run along the edges of the lid representing important components of Mayan cosmology.

The mainstream consensus among Mayan experts is that the image on the Sarcophagus does not depict King Pakal as an Ancient Astronaut but instead, the image tells the story of King Pakal’s death and descent into the underworld.

However, an alternative explanation of the engraving of the lid of King Pakal’s sarcophagus was advanced by Ancient Astronaut Theorist Erich von Daniken in his book Chariots of the Gods where he claimed the lid depicted King Pakal riding on a rocketship.

On the basis of Erich von Daniken’s observations in Chariots Of The Gods, Ancient Astronaut Theorists state that King Pakal may have been part of the race of Alien Ancient Astonauts that built Civilization on Earth.

The leading criticism of Von Daniken’s explanation of King Pakal’s Sarcophagus as depicting an Ancient Astonaut criticises his suggestion that rocket power would be the method used by technologically superior Aliens to travel the Solar system.

The idea that Extraterrestrials would use rocket power to arrive on Earth seems anachronistic because this type of technology would be primitive to Aliens.

However, the use of rocket terminology does not in itself disprove Daniken’s argument that King Pakal was an Ancient Astronaut because the carvings on the lid could also be an advanced Reactor eg using antimatter or some other advanced form of Alien propulsion.

King Pakal: The Sumerian-Egyptian Connection

A deeper Ancient Astronaut Theory analysis of the lid of King Pakal’s Tomb based on the works of Zechariah Sitchin’s Earth Chronicles ultimately leads to the Anunnaki Gods of Ancient Egypt and Sumer who may have built an Alien Civilization on Earth.

Zecharia Sitchin’s Ancient Astronaut Theory analysis of King Pakal’s Tomb expanded beyond the self-contained mythology of one particular geographical area in determining the meaning of King Pakal’s sarcophagus lid.

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Brit and I watched ancient aliens last night for the laughs but it amazes me how they don't cite a single source??? Also what the fuck is an ancient astronaut theorist 😭😭

[memories-of-ancients]

Is it possible to mix Natty Ice and Mad Dog to make a delicious refreshing drink? Ancient Astronaut theorists say yes!

[pelagae]

Ancient Alien Theory is like some weird almost cult for atheists who can't let go of the culture of religion.

I watch the show for funsies. Usually when I'm high. It's entertaining in a "could it be? Ancient Astronaut Theorists say..... ~~a ReSoUnDiNg YeS~~!" 🥴 sort of way. I think it's fun to see stuff about ancient history, even if they do make it about aliens. It's like a sort of alternate timeline fantasy along with neat history for me. It's fun to see the commonalities in ancient cultures because, to me, it speaks to our connections and similarities as humans, the stories we tell covering such shared themes. Just watched one that talked about about mandalas and the images created by sound waves, which was just cool from a science-culture overlap perspective. And then the other stuff about modern UFO sightings and things just being weird news, conspiracy theory shenanigans.

But I was watching it the other day, and I thought, "This is Baha'i for atheists." Not that I'm all that familiar or saying it correlates with actual Baha'i philosophy, just in the way that Ancient Alien Theory is rooted in concepts and stories from religions and cultures all over the world, especially the Abrahamics, Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, and Buddhism.

Whether or not you're thinking of God or aliens, the idea that someone/thing out there purposely manipulated our planet and our evolution to create the human race, that human civilization has been influenced by some extraterrestrial force bringing knowledge and technology, that someday these beings will (or already have) return for some greater purpose or next step, yada yada yada... all just sounds like Christians and similar who maybe have given up the spiritual belief but still want those concepts to exist. At times, it really just comes across as a scientific explanation for religious creation stories. Like, how is "God put water on the Earth" so different from "Water came from asteroids. But could it be possible that an extraterrestrial civilization sent water-bearing asteroids... on purpose? Ancient Astronaut Theorists say yes"? Just taking science and history and making it fit the theory, exactly like a religion would. Even one of their main people, Eric Von Danikan, is super Christian and defends his faith in God despite writing the book on how angels are aliens and Jesus was half alien. It's religion with a sciencey mask on.

I think that if people 5,000 years ago were cutting stone with greater precision than we were doing 100 years ago, that's pretty neat. Saying they were able to do it because of aliens is not only a discredit to those people, but it reveals the religious mentality or external locus of control in the otherwise atheist-identifying proponents of the theory.

[neechees]

One thing I really hate about conspiracy theorists is that they use a "well you can't prove I'm absolutely WRONG" stance as their reasoning for why they're right about their theories & then leave it at that. Like yeah youre right, I can't technically 100% without a doubt prove that aliens don't exist. Obviously that doesn't mean their "aliens built the pyramids" theory is true, because we have lots of evidence showing us that aliens didn't build them, ancient Egyptian people did. But they'll still hold onto whatever straws (imaginary or thin) they can grasp to believe whatever conspiracy they want.

Like I can say "there's a purple teapot with frogs on it floating in space that astronauts launched there & left it & now it's lost in space somewhere". Yeah i don't have any proof of this at all, & I can make some up, or i can find different completely unrelated sources to link it to this alleged teapot in space as my reasoning for why it's there. Yeah there's lots of evidence I'm lying & there's lots of reasonable, scientific explanations for how the teapot doesn't exist & couldn't possibly be floating in space right now. But you also can't technically prove there definitely ISNT a floating teapot in space right this second, & that's the weak reasoning CT's like to use

[cowpokefuckingdied]

Ancient astronaut theorists believe

[creature-wizard]

Friendly reminder that:

The concept of starseeds promotes ableism by minimizing or denying ADHD and autism.

The ancient astronaut hypothesis promotes spiritual colonialism and destruction of other cultures by twisting other people's mythologies and sacred texts to fit their narratives.

The reptilian alien mythology is based on conspiracy theories historically used to justify oppressing and murdering real people. Loosh/blood/adrenochrome harvesting is just repackaged blood libel.

New Age mythology is chock full of repackaged right wing conspiracy theories, the same kind pushed by QAnon.

It's also full of repackaged racist pseudoscience about genetic superiority/inferiority and the function of evolution.

Ascension to 5D was supposed to have happened back in 2012, and the prediction failed.

New Agers are recycling their predictions over and over to catch new waves of people who don't know the movement's history.

Belief in Atlantis is strongly motivated by white supremacy.

For more info, see:

Looks like it's time to talk about starseeds and the New Age movement again.

How the mythology of starseeds, indigo children, crystal children, rainbow children, etc. harms kids

New Age YouTube channel caught recycling claims of imminent "first contact" for three years

Is the spiritual person a conspiracy theorist? A list of red flags

What is spiritual eugenics?

New Age beliefs that derive from racist pseudoscience

[ancientcosmicsecrets]

Ancient Egyptian papyrus described a massive UFO encounter

The Tulli Papyrus, a document of great significance in ancient Egyptian history, is believed to date back to the reign of Pharaoh Thutmose III, around 1480 BC. This ancient text recounts a remarkable event where multiple 'fiery disks' were observed in the sky. The sighting, witnessed by several individuals, including scribes and priests, caused a profound stir among the Egyptian people.

The objects, described as 'circles of fire,' moved across the sky, emitting a foul odor and lacking any discernible head. The phenomenon, lasting several days, instilled fear and wonder in the population. The aftermath of the sighting, a matter of speculation, suggests that it may have been viewed as an omen or a divine sign, potentially influencing religious beliefs and practices of the time.

Regarding evidence, the Tulli Papyrus itself is surrounded by mystery. The original document has yet to be found, and its existence is known only through a copy, leading to debates about its authenticity. Some scholars argue that the papyrus is a genuine historical document, while others believe it to be a later fabrication. Despite this, the story has intrigued many, serving as a compelling piece of potential evidence for ancient astronaut theorists and enthusiasts of UFO history. Its legacy is a testament to humanity's quest to understand the mysteries of the cosmos.

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[arcane-vagabond]

hot take: jake & javy's guilty pleasure show is ancient aliens. they were super stressed one night during the academy and it was on tv as they were channel surfing and caught their eye. they spent the entire night making fun of it. they watch it during their spa nights and introduce amelia to it who also becomes hooked. penny hates them for it

ive been watching recently when im stressed and holy shit is it so dumb!! never fails to make me feel better about myself lol

Kara this has me DEAD.

I love Ancient Aliens. I used to watch it with my dad, and we'd make fun of it lol One of our running jokes is that when someone asks a question with an obvious answer, we look at each other and go "Do ancient astronaut theorists believe that _____...*A solid 20 second pause* YES!"

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