cultstatus
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THE 5'9 GOAT SICK AS THE FLU
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cultstatus · 44 minutes ago
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Julia Hart AEW Collision: Slam Dunk Saturday Mar. 22, 2025
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cultstatus · 1 hour ago
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i love hanging out with my nephew because what the fuck is this
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cultstatus · 1 hour ago
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my parents have done most of the work since they live back here (and I'm the house plants guy) but look at our garden :]
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cultstatus · 2 hours ago
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HELL FUCKING YES I FOUND A TREASURE TROVE OF OLD EROGE (MOST UNTRANSLATED LOL)
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cultstatus · 2 hours ago
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Kris always has the craziest interactions at work oh my god they had a guest yesterday who when she heard her order total was $19.25, goes "that was a good year. my dad was was in the military bombing the Japanese...yeah so I was raised to hate the Japanese" A LOT to unpack there. and Kris, who is Korean but was literally raised in Japan, tells her this much and she goes "oh...well I don't hate you" and walks away ?????????? WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKKK. you saw an opportunity to be comically racist and you DIDNT EVEN GET THE YEAR RIGHT
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cultstatus · 2 hours ago
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HONEYS WANNA CHAT BUT ALL WE WANNA KNOW IS WHERE THE PARTY AT? AND CAN I BRING MY GAT? ☝️
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cultstatus · 2 hours ago
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so disappointed to hear people saying the fur quality sucks and sheds because this guy is soooooo cute..
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cultstatus · 3 hours ago
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its fun playing a dwarf because everyone looks down very noticeably when they're talking to me. yup my eyes are down here #shortqueen
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cultstatus · 3 hours ago
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Saph appreciation
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cultstatus · 13 hours ago
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cultstatus · 15 hours ago
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cultstatus · 16 hours ago
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absolutely fascinated with how wrestlers' nuts will stay in their lil trunks with the way some of these guys get pinned
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cultstatus · 16 hours ago
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huh
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cultstatus · 18 hours ago
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WHAT DO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW ABOUT THISSSSSSSSS
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cultstatus · 18 hours ago
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cultstatus · 18 hours ago
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cultstatus · 18 hours ago
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man I can't ever leave customer service, an office job will never have this amount of drama and intrigue. if I can't romanticize my own struggle by thinking about my life like a sitcom what's the point
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