#anagrams

[mimble-sparklepudding]

Incomprehensibly Further Anagram Ridiculousness…

It's a miserable day over here, so it's clearly time for another installment of the utterly absurd series for which literally nobody asked!

A certain very important OC over at @spotofmummery is the handsome Tad Kouris. What can the wisdom of anagrams tell us about his character and destiny? Well apparently he will be wearing A Dork Suit, which seems unlikely for a member of such a satorially sensible family. Although maybe it would be suitable for his future career as a children's entertainer on A Kids' Tour?

On a more serious note, he is clearly suited for a role as The Warrior Of Light - for his names tells us that I Oust Dark - but let's pretend we didn't see I Soak Turd, as it's not at all nice.

Hemlocke Reines over at @avampyone is a striking and saturnine figure. However he still knows how to have fun, and may even let you catch a glimpse of his Cheekier Melons. Or perhaps he may be in disguise as his alter ego Señor Mike Leech, most likely plotting to take advantage of fossil fuels, since he is a Keen Oil Schemer...

Aurelle Silmontier of @orime-stories is utterly determined to make hats and nobody can stop her, for she is A Resolute Milliner. Otherwise she will gladly draw your attention to the existence of tough and wet-nosed primates - Lo! A Resilient Lemur! And if you're unsure how to judge the difference between a lemur and a monkey, well Urine A Lot Smellier is one way of telling.

The darkly beautiful and dangerous Lady Vahalia Cress of @vahalia-cress is not somebody who you would want to risk offending, for once she Chases A Rival, they are not long for this world. Not that she chases them herself, being a Lady - she Has Cavaliers for that sort of thing. Seeing her in her full splendour might give one A Lavish Scare, but don't, whatever you do, call her a Saliva Chaser... it won't end well for you.

If you plan to invite Severia Zetsuen of @otherworldseekers to an event then make sure the place is big enough for her liking, for she is definitely one to Rate Venue Size. If she is really disatisfied then you may observe her experiencing A Seizures Event, which sounds quite uncomfortable. If she's really upset then don't be surprised if she Razes Venue Site entirely and leaves at once for Zestier Avenues...

OK I will cease my silliness now! Apologies for the nonsense!

[timhulsizer]

Inside No. 9 (2024)

[bogos-bint3d]

One of my favourite things about the whole Undertale Deltarune anagrams thing is that one of their anagrams is "Unrelated", implying not being the same and having, well, no relation, but one of the other ones is "Unaltered", implying there's nothing changed and being in fact, the same.

[souporwholock]

James Wilson

Asjem Nislow

Gregory House

Rorygeg Soheu

Made what I feel are the ugliest possible anagrams of their names but give it a shot if you think you can do worse

[regulus-lantsov]

I'm a big fan of anagram and just Oscar and Carlos ??? Oscar took the 'L' in Carlos to give Love to Lando.

Like C a r l o s and O s c a r

It also works for the Carlando shipper as : Carlos had the L for Lando because he's his.

So we could also use it in a toxic love triangle with Lando realizing that Carlos kept the L has a possession but Oscar let him be his own person. Do you get it ?

[thecreaturecodex]

Protean Anagram Solutions

When I started making proteans last summer, I decided to name them all after a person, shuffling the letters in the name to make an anagram. I challenged my followers to figure out who each protean was named after.

So here's the solutions. Some of these people got when the monsters were originally posted. Others I got no replies on.

The temortanga, protean of fashion, was named after Stefani Germanotta, aka Lady Gaga

The alengos, protean of plant life and ecology, was named after Henry Gleason, an ecologist who argued against a universal "climax community" and that every ecosystem had a unique balance of plant life.

The ricretillo, protean of weather, air and water, was named after Evangelista Torricelli, who invented the barometer and was the first to explain how winds form from differences in air pressure and temperature.

The cthilpuk, protean of emotions and moods, was named after Robert Plutchik, who created a psychological classification for emotions.

The yexhul, protean of evolution and animal life, was named after the Huxley clan, particularly Thomas Henry Huxley, first generation evolutionary biologist, and his grandsons Julian (a eugenicist) and Aldous (who parodied eugenics in Brave New World as a dig at his brother).

The heputwisa, protean of conspiracies and lies, was named after Adam Weishaupt, founder of the Bavarian Illuminati.

The renegwe, protean of plate tectonics, earth and fire was named after Alfred Wegener, proponent of continental drift

[rose-in-blue]

Wait a second...

[quotessentially]

From Lorrie Moore’s Anagrams

[i-have-41-protons]

The anagrams are driving me crazy!!!!!!!!

REALITY’S AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD! - you know, one of Bill’s coolest quotes?

-> THE UNIVERSE IS REALLY MAD AT YOU, BILL. NO HOOLIGANS (U) SIR - wtfffff there is hidden meaning in everything 0.0

I’m going insane with this

[mirikthepoet]

Deep down - Thunder saga

(4/5)

[mimble-sparklepudding]

Anagrammatical Nonsense!

It's time for another episode of the utterly nonsensical series that absoloutely nobody requested!

Saeed Iscitan of @stalwart-spirit is apparently A Sadist Niece, which doesn't sound at all accurate. Or possibly a Sanitised Ace, which is maybe slightly better.

Oats Connoisseur of @veryoats will quite rightly accept No Atrociousness, although she is trying to be be Not As Censorious.

Amon D'Syrcus of @spotofmummery is disinterested in playing rugby, with his insistence on No Scrum Days. However he often finds himself deciding between eating sweets or doing mathematics, pondering Candy Or Sums?

Honore Du'rosaire of @houserosaire is apparently possessed of an Erroneous Hairdo, which might perturb the Nobles of Ishgard. Although whether he also deserves to be known as the Aroused Iron Hero is open to debate.

Checking back in with August Mercer of @furys-mercy, the latest news is that he is keen to inject tenderness into sexual activity, with his focus on Care Urge Smut, although some do (wrongly I'm sure) think him a Smug Creature.

As for Mimble Sparklepudding himself, I can report that he is enjoying plenty of barbeques with the peasantry, with the Ample Bumpkin Griddles available. However he is decorating Ishgard early for All Saint's Wake with his Gelid Marbled Pumpkins. Although what's been going on with the Plumbed Naked Pilgrims at the Cathedral I wouldn't like to say.

OK I will stop the silliness for now!

[algebraic-dumbass]

reblog and brogle are anagrams

they sure are!

brogle this tops with rome anagrams!

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

You cannot be grateful without possessing a past. That is why children are incapable of gratitude and why night prayers and dinner graces are lost on them. “Gobbles Mommy, Gobbles Grandpa …” George races through it. She has no reference points. As I get older the past widens and accumulates, all sloppy landlessness like a river, and as a result I have more clearly demarcated areas of gratitude. Things like ice cream or scenery or one good kiss become objects of a huge soulful thanks. Nothing is gobbled. This is a sign of getting old.

Anagrams (Vintage Contemporaries) Lorrie Moore

[jonny-be-gewd]

SAM CLAFLIN, HENRY CAVILL, & MILLIE BOBBY BROWN

Play Anagrams | Enola Holmes Press

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[fanartfulfurryboy]

I just realized something… it's not UNRELATED, is it?

[bloodkrieg21]

Police actor

The victim