#anaconda 2

[tawneybel]

i'm not sure if it was mentioned here already, but there was this movie called anacondas the hunt for the blood orchid that would always be on old sci fi channel back then. I always thought the bad ass boat captain Bill Johnson and his friend Tran Wu were fucking hot and they were in my fantasies for a while lol. That's all I remember of that movie. You could do some x readers of them sometime? movies free on tubi btw or sflix.

Caught it the day Tubi took it off! It’s the kind of horror movie I probably wouldn’t have found that scary but would have watched over and over as a kid. Like Tremors or the Mummy films. Fictional snakes, regardless of realism, never really scared me. Bugs/arachnids sure did, though.  

It might take me a while to get around to writing them smut, but it needs to be said Bill and Tran have very nice arms.

[elmundoestahechodefrasesyletras]

A veces hacemos lo incorrecto, por motivos correctos.

[historrietvspellingbook]

A #map when doing anything since I'm so #clueless😇rulingthebottoms but it's always about finding the #rightone31mmWAC.

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: campy

[pokemon1oadvanced]

Watched this show three times and finally realised why raptor lady looked so familiar.

She’s been haunting me since childhood.

[certifiablyinsanez]

The GO fandom has spoken and apparently we’re all in agreement that we need the following:

1. Sensual wing touching.

2. Snek Crowley.

[thegreatyin]

furnace anaconda is so cool which is why it's so deeply unfortunate that the bandaged scoundrel does NOT support worker's rights

[earth-1218designate]

*Just beat DOA5 Ultimate with Pai from Virtua Fighter

over at Leaderboard before I leave JAX. $25 all day like Arcade Monsters in ORL.

Pricey as hell. But they got FOX Kids and One Piece on T.V. screens

** Came back through and beat it with La Mariposa and Nyotengu

*** Did this all with around $8. One thing Leaderboard has over Arcade Monsters is the ability to choose if you want to load a dollar minimum on their game cards. Arcade Monsters step ya game up!

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[timmurleyart]

Super BA$$ 🌸💓💰💲💗🎤

[cannibalismyuri]

the irony of the asexual being the most sexy to the sexyback dance competition. bro why can i twerk well this is 😭😭

[my-gf-is-kazuichi-soda]

Mahiru Koizumi Roast

That is all.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Lake Placid Vs Anaconda Part 2 idea.

Reba has somehow become mayor (she just keeps going up 😅😅😅 Poor woman, she is not here for it) when Jim Bickerman (now with Merle Dixon-Style knife prosthetic instead of his hook) approaches her with an offer; He's been offered a big cash opportunity in hunting down those loose crocacondas but he's not as young as he used to be- and he could use some help.

So yes- return of Poacher Reba!! You can't convince me that she wasn't happier with a rifle in her hands. No.

And ye- reluctant quasi-friendship between Jim and Reba. Like frenemies.

Reba: Dang, Jimmy, you're still alive?

Jim: We're all shocked, trust me. Now about what I got ta ask you-

Bonus points if they visit Murdock in prison to question her about the crocacondas and we get a Kevin Spacy in Horrible Bosses 2 sorta vibe from her XDD

Murdock: You're idiots if you think I'm going to help you for no reason.

Jim: Shocking.

Reba: Hold on- wait. I think I got something you want-

Reba: Maybe I put in a good word with the warden? I am mayor after all... carries some wait... its one of the only good things about this gig.

Jim, head suddenly whipping to round to Reba: You're gonna what!?-

Murdock: Oh? Really

Reba: *drags Jim back with a forced-polite look to Murdock who's rolling her eyes* I'm lying, you idiot.

Jim: ... oh. Well, uh. As you were, heh.

Reba: 🙄 *goes back to Murdock* So, do we have a dea-

Murdock: Do you really think I'd believe you dumbfucks??

Murdock: D u m b. F u c k s.

Reba and Jim:

[historrietvspellingbook]

A #map when doing anything since I'm so #clueless😇rulingthebottoms but it's always about finding the #rightone31mmWAC.

[moonshynecybin]

absolutely haunting nightmare that i can only remember involving a getaway car-like vehicle/high speed chase and a HUGE anaconda. sounds like some sort of 1950s comedy sketch but in the recesses of my consciousness i assure you VERY SCARY

[which-hospital]

Good Evening… GOOD. GOD.

tarty tomlinson! 😊 you old slag bag! 😊