#amerikhans

[askbishova]

The Bishova Family

Kate Bishop- She’s THE wife. Does legit everything but also nothing at the same time and it infuriates Yelena. She’s also overly dramatic and insists on protecting America.

Speaks in purple italics

Yelena Belova- Despite everything, she’s a very successful stay at home dog mom. She truly believes Kate exists to annoy her, but she married her anyway.

Speaks in green bold

Lucky the Pizza Dog- Emotional support wrapped in an infinite ball of fluff. Thanks to Wanda, Lucky is practically immortal (his aging was slowed)

Woof woof woof (Translation: will bark at you)

Natasha Romanoff- Like classic Marvel Comics style, true heroes never stay dead unless your MCU contract runs out. And to all you WandaNat shippers, yes, that’s a thing.

Speaks in orange bold

Wanda Maximoff- Adopter of multiversal orphans, girlfriend of Natasha. Is there anything she can’t do?

Speaks in red italics

America Chavez- Hopeless romantic, adopted by the WandaNat couple. Secretly Lucky’s favorite. Her love is secret and forbidden and stuff.

Speaks In blue bold

Kamala Khan- Spoilers! America’s forbidden love. Nobody’s quite sure if she loves America back. Okay, everyone’s sure she does, but that’s not the point.

Speaks in yellow bold+italics

Tommy & Billy Maximoff- Troublemakes galore. They love Goose and their big sis’s secret girlfriend (but mostly because she has Goose)

Tommy speaks in black bold and Billy speaks in pink bold

Goose the Flerken- Stolen from Carol in true Kamala Fangirl style, and a major part of the family. Carol is looking for her to this day.

Meow Meow Meow (Translation: Will meow at you)

Send in your asks, and remember: the pets cannot answer unless you want to be barked or meowed at.

[pyxilatezero]

If you know the fandom, you know the fandom. I’d say either the first one or the third one, and then the second.

[mysteriouslee]

Happy birthday asshole/pos

lee!kamala ler!america

(Romantic amerikhan, just how the birthday spawn likes it)

In the quiet comforts of Kamala's room, under the cool colours that illuminated their surroundings. Two girls lay under the covers, America holding Kamala from behind and their legs intertwined. It was quiet, not an unusual thing for Kamala's new home, a lot different than Jersey.

"Mala" murmured America.

Kamala mumbled in response for she was half asleep.

"I love you" America said, quite in a lovesick tone.

Kamala smiled and rubbed her thumb on her girlfriend's knuckles. America laid kisses on the back of Kamala's neck.

"Hehehe Merica thahat tihickles" giggled Kamala.

America now with a mischievous motive, stuck her hands under her girlfriend's purple hoodie and performed a jellyfish motion on Kamala's bare stomach.

"AMERICHAHA" shrieked Ms. Marvel.

"Yes love" responded the portal hopper.

Kamala pleaded for America to quit it and in good time she will but she had to do one more thing first. America bent over and blew a raspberry on the squirming girl in her grasp, prompting Kamala to snort and squeal.

"I'm sorry KK, it was too hard to resist" America stated before pulling Kamala back into their previously cuddly position.

"You're mean, you're lucky I love you" Kamala retorted.

@tickle-beans (Sorry for the late one, assignments up my rear rn)

[realityuniverse]

Kamala : America, no.

America: America, yes.

Reality: America, no.

America: America, maybe.

Daisy: America, no.

America: America, no.

[rogality]

America: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look? Kamala: Like its slips on and off really easily. America: Kamala: No, I didn't mean it like that- Rogue: We know what you meant.

Reality looking at a red button to reset the universe: I'm tempted to press you

[realityuniverse]

Grand master: *winks seductively*

Loki: ... you know what, I'm good

*Bucky and Steve walking in, holding hands and doing puppy eyes at each other*

Loki: sHIT

Kamala showing America her powers: hey Loki

Loki: Fudge

Reality: babe one sec

Daisy: of course

Reality: Loki, who are you attracted to a man, woman?

Loki: a bit of both but mainly for Mobius

Loki: I’m the ultimate third wheel.

Bruce, after kissing Thor: You shouldn’t think that way.

Valkyrie, holding Carol’s hand: Yeah, what makes you say that?

Tony, cuddling with Stephen: Completely untrue.

Loki: Wow, I’ve leveled up to the seventh wheel. I’m truly powerful.

[mad-marc-iz]

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[toonsy-doodles]

IT’S READY

GO TELL GRANDPA-

Anyway, have more of this au based off that one Hem & Haw video

[askbishova]

For America how did you react to Kamala being a mutant?

(Sorry for late response)

I didn’t particularly feel anything positive or negative. She’s Kamala. That’s all she has to be.

Awww… that’s adorable.

Silence you!

Meanwhile, Bishova:

We are not in this.

[realityuniverse]

Reality: all the time babe especially with what my 'parents' put me and my siblings through

Daisy: anyone laying a finger on Fitzsimmons or their kid

Yelena: when someone gets on my bad side

Kate: if someone steals my slice of pizza or I end up like my mum

Sam: Bucky's staring problem and John's existence

Bucky: Sam's stupid theories and becoming winter soldier again

America: anyone being mean to Kamala

Kamala: I'm with America but, anyone mean to you or else*embiggens fist* splat

Monica: some Jerk telling me where my place is like Hayward

Reality: I thought we all agreed Hayward doesn't count as human when he nearly shot you and Billy

Shang-Chi: I end up like my dad

Marc: Khonshu

Layla: I'm with my husband

Shuri: losing more people I care about like Nakia, Okoye, Ayo, Riri my god to an extent Namor and that's because of the alliance

Jen: someone leaking my info for everyone to see

Matt: losing my friends and girlfriend

Wanda: Does something ever happen to you and you’re like, “This is it. This is how I become a super villain”

[pyxilatezero]

Better than the Young Avengers (And the Secret Warriors), it’s the New Gen Avengers!

Name: Chavez-Khan, Astria

Identity: Night Star

Birthday: 29 February 2028

Gender: Female

Spoken Languages: American English, Spanish

Parents: Kamala Khan, America Chavez

Home Town: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Powers: Enhanced Strength and Speed, Multiversal-Traversing Portals, Cosmic Constructs, Size Alteration, Shapeshifting, Elongation, Accelerated Healing Factor, Flight, Manipulation of Dark Matter, Creation of Black Holes, Energy Transfer through Solid Constructs

Description: Chill and nonchalant, but quite insecure about her powers. She usually refers to America as ‘Ma’ and Kamala as ‘Mom’ or ‘Mother’, but when feeling emotional or insecure she will refer to Kamala as “Ammi”. Once in full control of her powers, she actually enjoys showing them off. Most of the time.

—

Name: Maximoff, Univa

Identity: Illusioner

Birthday: 2028 August 24

Gender: Female

Spoken Languages: American English

Parents: Wanda Maximoff, Vision

Home Town: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Powers: Chaos Magic

Description: The magician and emotional support of the crew, Univa is easily the second most powerful. Being the best friend of Astria, she often calms the girl down when she gets upset.

—

Name: Williams, Yvette

Identity: Iron Panther

Birthday: 2031 January 15

Gender: Female

Spoken Languages: Wakandan, American English

Parents: Riri Williams, Shuri

Home Town: Wakanda

Powers: Enhanced Intelligence, Speed, Strength, Stamina, Endurance, and Agility; Flight

Description: Known as the ‘techie’ of the team, she designed the Iron Panther suit with its detachable claws and questionable flight capability.

—

Name: Stacy-Morales, Peter

Identity: Calcite

Birthday: 2030 April 13

Gender: Male

Spoken Languages: American English

Parents: Gwen Stacy, Miles Morales

Home Town: Albany, New York

Powers: Web-swinging, infrared, night vision, underwater breathing

Description: Peter was born without powers, and even started off as a villain. However, after a redemption arc, he created a suit to give him capabilities that eventually made him an expert in the aquatic field of the team.

—

Name: Stacy-Morales, Skylar

Identity: The Black Spider

Birthday: 2030 April 13

Gender: Female

Spoken Languages: American English

Parents: Gwen Stacy, Miles Morales

Home Town: Albany, New York

Powers: Web-slinging, minor teleportation, electricity, invisibility, thermoregulationary camouflage, sticking to walls

Description: A confident girl and leader of the ‘S-Team’- the group of three spiders in the New Gen Avengers. She really cares about her brother and her girlfriend, Amaya.

—

Name: Parker, Amaya

Identity: Spider Blitz

Birthday: 2030 September 22

Gender: Female

Spoken Languages: American English, Math

Parents: MJ (Michelle Jones), Peter Parker

Home Town: NYC, New York

Powers: Spinning of Elemental Webs, Sticking to Walls, Paralysis Venom, Skilled in Combat and Breakdancing

Description: While she was born with powers, they were rather weak and were only enhanced when she was bitten by a radioactive tarantula- which is concerning. She fights through dancing, and is good at math.

—

Name: Bishop, Anastasia

Identity: Star Arrow

Birthday: 2028 April 16

Gender: Female

Spoken Languages: American English, Spanish

Parents: America Chavez, Kate Bishop

Home Town: Portland, Oregon

Powers: enhanced precision, trick arrows, super strength

Description: Coming from an alternate multiverse, Anastasia is incredibly skilled with her bow. In her multiverse, she was raised by Yelena. While her parents are alive, they are presumed dead and missing.

—

Name: Bishop, Mason

Identity: Quickshot

Birthday: 2031

Gender: Male

Spoken Languages: American English, Russian 

Parents: Kate Bishop, Yelena Belova

Home Town: Portland, Oregon

Powers: Trick arrows, skilled in combat

Description: As he gets along well with Anastasia, he has a lot of friends in high places. He’s sneaky, but also sleek and kind of flashy. He does the bare minimum needed to survive, and is more street smart than anybody else on the team except maybe for Anastasia.

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Good lord what have I done

[dragonborn-moji-blog]

Amerikhan stimboard for anon!

[realityuniverse]

Police

*At a police station in New Jersey*

Kamala after 11 years of being with America: Hi, I’m here for America.

Police officer: Who’s America?

Kamala: Ah, you must be new.

[wheezecheese]

He’s AmeriKhan

UZI, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MEASURE THE EXTERIORS OF DOOR 1 IN CENTIMETERS?????????

[rogality]

Kids

Kamala laying on a bean bag: Hey, America, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? America on their bed: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Kamala: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? America: Can't really say I have. Kamala: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. America: Sorry, Kamala. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. 2 kids. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

[big-robot-fan]

Ever since I've heard Ameri-Khans voice lines I haven't been able to get this out of my head

America comes in 3 sizes: Large (Soldier 76), Extra Large (Steve Rogers), and Big Daddy (All Might)