wheezecheese
wheezecheese
Perception is reality.
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it/theyI go by Jade and R.Vampiric androids with the bodies of angels of death.I'm a writer, so expect a lot of that.Do not ask for donations, I lack the funds for it.
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wheezecheese · 2 hours ago
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I haven’t stopped laughing at this
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wheezecheese · 13 hours ago
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Sitcom set in one of those shoe-store-that's-secretly-a-front-for-an-international-spy-ring deals, with a running gag whereby the manager keeps picking daily passwords that are very likely to come up by chance in the course of ordinary interactions with legitimate customers.
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wheezecheese · 13 hours ago
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I just received the news that the UK lost Wikipedia. In this trying time I have one thing to say.
FUCK CENSORSHIP
I shouldn't have to censor out Fuck, or Bitch, or Cunt or any other swears. People who actually think things like Wikipedia are the problem are fucking dumbasses.
Also Fuck AI, Spotify is using it to allow you to listen to music that says fuck more than once, YouTube is using it to determine ages. Why can't we go back to having AI just help you with a math problem or some shit? Now all these big corporations are shoving it down our throats.
Fuck AI, Fuck censorship, spread the message
Under the cut is free access to a few books very commonly censored. I'm also gonna tag a few people because I think this is important for as many people to see.
Ao3 version as well, thanks to @tuekytail
@communism-offical @adhd-offical @merriam-webster-offical @grim-reaper-offical @satan-offical @japan-offical
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wheezecheese · 13 hours ago
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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
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wheezecheese · 1 day ago
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wheezecheese · 2 days ago
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I'm only seven episodes in this is what I'm picking up
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wheezecheese · 2 days ago
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squares are rectangles
"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.
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wheezecheese · 2 days ago
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michael awareness poster
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wheezecheese · 2 days ago
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Like to charge reblog to cast
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wheezecheese · 2 days ago
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ive listened to the entirety of TMA and am fully caught up on TMAGP and this image is the scariest thing that the rusy quill has ever put out
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wheezecheese · 2 days ago
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yes
the episode that couched my core was, I forget the title, but the angles cut me when i try to think.
Her talk of lingustics at the beginning and all throughout maybe changed my view of language as a whole.
I love listening too tma in order because it's like
Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,viscerally unpleasant horror,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode, something that touches at the core or what makes you you, puts words to sensation you have had following you your entire life, alters you as person, Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode, viscerally unpleasant horror, Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode, HOMOSEXUAL OCCURRENCES!!!
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wheezecheese · 2 days ago
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Luckily I was told to do so right when I started
"The most scary part of TMA is the blanket episode- The most scary part of TMA is Jane Prentiss - The most scary part of TMA is the Not! Them creatures -"
Wrong! The most scary part of TMA when you're watching for the first time and realize far too deep in that you really should be have been trying to remember peoples names.
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wheezecheese · 2 days ago
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supple-MENTAL am I right-
I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons
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wheezecheese · 2 days ago
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So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”
I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
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wheezecheese · 3 days ago
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silly transfem jon doodle
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wheezecheese · 3 days ago
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Okay everyone I'm going to groceries wish me luck
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wheezecheese · 3 days ago
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Yesterday a coworker asked me if I know what a meme is. Like. Who do you think I am, Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London???
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