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This man has no idea how close he is at all times to being attic wifed
#NEED people to be insane about him#Lud has to burn at least four proposal letters each week#most of them from an insane puritan idiot#he’s just like yeah that confession was kinda cute but he’ll get over it#fast forward to a century or so later and he’s like wow my underwear has been disappearing a lot lately where do they keep going :/#I honestly think Gil would be kinda into it if he gave it a chance#well sexually at first at least#the guy is big everywhere that’s perfect for him#every meeting Al comes up like omg hi~! and glares at anyone trying to approach their conversation#he’s this 🤏 close to straight up eating him in an obsessed way#digital art#my art#fanart#hetalia#hws prussia#hetalia fanart#aph prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#alfred f jones#aph america#hws america#hws germany#hws england#pruame#amepru
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America: Your skin smells like bacon, I like it
Prussia, an albino: Thanks, I’m baking under the Sun
#he forgot the sunscreen but he loves compliments#hetalia#hws america#aph america#aph prussia#hws prussia#pruame#amepru
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pruame tbh
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America: Are you fucking my brother?
Prussia: Sounds like you don’t need me to answer that
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cowboys from hell
#if you've seen this before no you haven't....#pruame#aph america#aph prussia#alfred f jones#gilbert beilschmidt#hws america#hws prussia#amepru
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am I wrong? Am I Wrong?
Arij is Morocco
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Not my typical style but I wanted to do some painting study! So I made it PruAme
#hetalia#aph america#aph prussia#hetalia fanart#pruame#amepru#gilbert beilschmidt#alfred f jones#hws america#hws prussia#my art
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Fotosynthese
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on a sunny day, alfred goes to east berlin for a super spy mission—actually just sent as a spy to find anything that could be useful. wandering around, he ends up next to one of berlin lakes. only after he sees a bunch of naked people sunbathing he realizes that he's in a FKK zone.
nothing useful to discover there, alfred thinks while turning around. as he walks, he has the hunch of being followed. whenever he stops to look behind him he doesn't see anyone, but the feeling returns as soon as he walks again. this keeps happening until:
"oi, mister american spy, why don't you and me have a talk?"
alfred recognizes that voice from when he was a young nation fighting for his independence, with the same pitch used to mock him. now he sees prussia—or more exactly, the still fairly new in countries age gdr—wearing nothing but a pair of zeha sneakers, instead of an impeccable military uniform.
"dude! what's wrong with you?!" alfred fixes his eyes on his former mentor's eyes, to avoid looking down again, still having trouble to believe what he sees: someone seems to have lost his marbles.
"nothing! i'm better than ever!" says, but gilbert's smile twitches. "and if there was something wrong, i don't give a fuck anymore."
gilbert starts chasing alfred. before alfred outruns the older yet "new" european nation, he hears gilbert recriminations:
"i fucking died, you damn kid!"
with his cover blown, knowing gil would alert his people, alfred aborted the aimless mission. he didn't say a word about the incident to ludwig, but despite that, weeks later during a cloudy day, ludwig showed himself acquainted with what happened ("how?!")
"i told you."
"i told you what?" alfred asks, confounded.
"about the nudists."
alfred couldn't wait to go back to his home. as much as he has fun when he works in europe (finding the action he needs), he dearly misses the sun being more present in his life...
#gonna upload a better version to ao3 someday~#techincally a wip!!!!!!!!#might change the time tense... this started as a fic idea and i wrote the whole thing instead#hetalia#hetalia fic#hws america#hws prussia#hws germany#fanfic tag 🪶#sr. tnddr#now im done editing. i think (i hope)#pruame#amepru#<-sorry i will tag properly (w & not /) on ao3#t*mblr sucks#dd.r posting
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#aph#hws#hetalia#poll#engpru#prueng#pruk#engger#gereng#amepru#pruame#ameger#gerame#aph england#hws england#aph prussia#hws prussia#aph america#hws america#aph germany#hws germany
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for the ship grade game! --AmePru, USUK, RoChu
(very random list bc i could not decide which ones to send)
AmePru: C+, not a bad ship, mostly just because I don't really see enough content of it to form a major opinion! I see a lot more of them just being bros or of Gil as more of a mentor figure- but the concept intrigues me 👀👀👀
USUK: A! Used to be one of my most main of OTPs back in the day, then was overtaken by rusame in idk, 2016 or so? But I still really love some of their dynamics together and always enjoy seeing content of them (plus it's so easy to find usuk doujins for my collection lol)
RoChu: B! RoChu used to be my main russia ship since Alfred was already with Arthur (before I just gave in to multishipping) and I feel like I used to see a lot more RoChu stuff around but maybe that's just bc I was seeking it out more intentionally at the time, idk (i remember writing a tiny RoChu hs au ficlet in like 2014 but alas I think it has been lost to the sands of time). I still think they're really sweet together though, even if I seem to fixate so much on RusAme <3
#i totally forgot about the rochu fic until something clicked in my memory just now damn#i wonder if its still out there buried somewhere in my files#ty for the ask <3#corvus answers#hetalia
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time slip
#listen I’m gonna tag this as historical hetalia#but it was an actual hassle looking up historically accurate colonial American clothing lmfao#all text and absolutely NO images 😭#gave al lil gap teeth :3#historical hetalia#hetalia fanart#hetalia#hws prussia#hws america#aph america#aph prussia#aph teutonic knights#hws teutonic knights#colonial america#digital art#my art#commissions open#artists on tumblr#fanart#procreate#pruame#amepru
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Prussia is a phoenix as well as a nation & has kept it a secret from everyone up until America accidentally found out just after his Revolution. Prussia manages to swear America to secrecy about his nature as a phoenix but only after America makes him promise to let the young nation help him take care of his wings.
Now in the modern day the rest of the nations have found out about Prussia's phoenix nature & are trying to fight over him because of it.
Bonus 1) Overprotective(or possibly even yandere in either a platonic or romantic sense)!America
Bonus 2) Hints of PruAme/AmePru somehow getting together between America finding out & the rest of the nations finding out if the romantic route is taken
Bonus 3) Prussia isn't entirely damseled but isn't on his A game either because of the trauma that caused him to keep his phoenix nature a secret
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amepru is the ship the word "brojob" was invented for
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ask me about my pruame headcanons . they hate eachother so much <3
#pruame#aph prussia#aph america#hws prussia#hws america#hetalia#amepru#alfred f jones#gilbert beilschmidt
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Yall check out those zine!! There are so many incredible artists in here and the pieces are so good! Also, the proceeds go to an amazing thing!
Also please enjoy my AmePru agenda in my piece
The Wild Westalia Fanzine is Out Now!
Howdy all! The Wild Westalia Fanzine is officially released into the wild! This zine aims to bring the western genre to Hetalia by showcasing western genre themed fanworks from various talented creators. All proceeds generated over one month go to Ngaanyatjarra Pitjantjatjara Yankunytjatjara (NPY) Women’s Council at a minimum of $3 USD - The zine will be completely free from 19 December onwards. 🤠 If any of this sounds like your kind of rodeo, make sure to donate and download through the Itch.io link down below!
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@nsfhetalia @fuckyeah-hetalia @hetaliahappenings @heta-on-the-books
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Historical Accuracy
A very, very silly drabble inspired by a very silly tiktok I saw about “things to do with the boys this summer”.
America / Prussia if you like, but it’s mild and they are drunk.
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There were very few nations who picked up new technology, gadgets, or trends as quickly as Alfred Jones. According to his brother Matthew, it was because he was clinging desperately to his youth even as he hurtled toward 450. According to Arthur Kirkland, it was because he spent too much time slacking and not enough time getting actual work done. According to many others, it was because he was a materialistic, fat cat capitalist who filled the void left by his rotted principles and lack of meaningful relationships with silicon and satellites.
Which first of all, rude.
But in the end it didn’t matter, because no matter how quickly Alfred seemed to pick up the latest smartphone, the newest game, or the hottest viral trends, he always seemed to show up fifteen minutes late with a proverbial Starbucks in hand (was that meme even in vogue anymore?) to find Gilbert Beilschmidt sitting in the gamer chair he had set up in Ludwig’s basement, calling Alfred a n00b.
Case in point, Gilbert had 500,000 followers by the time Alfred finally got a TikTok account. He’d amassed his following much like he had on YouTube, back in the day, by streaming unhinged play-throughs of videogames of all sorts with multilingual, furious commentary about the physics, logic, military tactics, and historical accuracy of whatever game he’d been playing. His most popular series was actually from when he’d played through Untitled Goose Game, a fact which he still seemed to be upset about.
It took two weeks for Gilbert to realize Alfred was on TikTok, but once he did, after a great deal of spamming, they began sending each other videos fairly frequently. More often than not, they exchanged TikToks that reminded them of other nations, with increasingly farfetched context along the lines of “idk man it’s giving hungover francis waking up in stockholm on a tuesday morning with nothing but pounds sterling in his pocket vibes.” They also enjoyed placing bets on who the next person would be to join them; Gilbert claimed that Yong Soo had told him that he had a secret account, and Gilbert had an entire conspiracy board assembled on his theories of which users could be him.
Anyway, when Alfred had sent Gilbert a video about a group of friends meeting up to build a trebuchet just for shits and giggles, he’d meant it as nothing more than a source of an evening chuckle, but when he woke up the following morning, he found 27 unread messages from Gilbert. All of them were completely serious. Rather than react to the video, Gilbert had launched immediately into an outline of how many blueprints he had and how he was pretty sure he had enough free materials at his old castle (Gilbert had a castle?!) where they could absolutely meet up if Alfred could make it to Bumfuck Nowhere, Germany, within the next two weeks while Ludwig was still occupied in Brussels.
It’s not livable by human standards, Gilbert had typed, and Alfred had automatically translated this to read as “not livable by 21st century standards”, but you americans are sluts for camping, right?
And goddamnit, Alfred did enjoy camping.
That was how Alfred had ended up in a German town the name of which took up three signposts at the train station and which Alfred couldn’t even try to pronounce even though his German had been polished to a shine since 1942.
Thanks to his willingness to play fast and loose with his security clearance, he’d even managed to sneak in a carboy of homemade moonshine. To that point, Alfred had only seen Gilbert truly astonished once in his life, back in Pennsylvania in 1778, when Gilbert realized exactly how little military training Alfred had under his belt. But here he was, wearing the same expression a quarter of a millennium later when Alfred told him the proof of the bootleg he’d smuggled into Gilbert’s country. Unlike last time, the expression almost instantly gave way to a Cheshire grin.
That was how they’d ended up here, in an abandoned field (”It used to grow wheat, I think. Or barley? Jesus, I can’t remember, I just remember whenever I came here it smelled like beer, it was the best,” Gilbert had said) outside an abandoned, half-bombed out castle, growing increasingly more drunk while Gilbert consulted rotting blueprints and directed Alfred on all the heavy lifting.
Truly, Alfred didn’t mind doing the heavy lifting. It was difficult for him to find a challenging workout, so lifting several hundred kilo’s worth of timber into a mathematically precise angle was exactly the sort of physical exertion he found thrilling. He only wished Gilbert wasn’t quite so eager to become his foreman.
“Is the bullhorn really necessary?” He shouted back at Gilbert, who was hunched over the camp table they’d set up just outside the overgrown ruins of the castle. Gilbert squinted up at him through the sun and raised the bullhorn to his lips before clicking it on.
“Ja.” Alfred opened his mouth to retort, but Gilbert continued, “It needs more counterweight; I want to be able to launch your fat ass when we’re done.”
“Oh, fuck you!” Alfred laughed, hauling more small boulders over anyway.
By the afternoon of the second day, the trebuchet itself was assembled and ready to fire. Gilbert was lounging in the shade on account of his absolutely blindingly pale complexion, watching from a camp chair while Alfred, shirtless, sweating, with a wet towel under his ball cap and prescription aviators replacing his normal specs, was dragging the finished siege weapon into the position that Gilbert deemed correct.
They were also both—particularly Gilbert—fairly drunk.
“Schön!“ Gilbert slurred eventually, and at long last, set aside the bullhorn. “Come chug this before you pass out,” he lifted a full gallon of water and set it on the table.
“Oh come on, I’m not that bad off,” Alfred said, and he really did mean it. He still marched over and popped the cap anyway, giving it a grateful chug before setting it aside and taking a swig of the drink he’d left on Gilbert’s makeshift foreman’s desk. Ice still rattled inside the YETI. Alfred wasn’t even winded.
“You’re really disgusting, you know that?” Gilbert said, looking up at him like a skinny, drunk, middle-aged divorcee, sitting in his camp chair, bucket hat and sunglasses in place with legs crossed and every available inch of skin slathered in sunscreen. Alfred beamed at him.
“Jealous?”
“Fick dich,” Gilbert spat back, nursing his drink through a straw.
“I’ll pass.” Alfred took another sip and looked back at their trebuchet. It had turned out shockingly good for a two-day effort, far better than Alfred had anticipated they’d be able to manage.
“So, scale of one to ten, how historically accurate is it?” he asked. Gilbert scoffed.
“Historically accurate? Pah!” He took another long suck on the hot pink bendy straw, and mumbled around it, “if we were being historically accurate we’d be firing buckets of Greek fire.” His entire body paused, eyebrows raising far above his outdated sunglasses. “You know,” he said, dangerously.
“Absolutely not,” Alfred cut him off, for some reason putting himself between Gilbert and the siege weapon as if the older nation would leap to arm it at that very moment, “your brother will kill both of us.”
“Pffft,” Gilbert waved him off, “that baby? He’s even younger than you, and you’re a fucking infant.”
“Hey.”
“Seriously, though, I have a recipe somewhere in the cellar. It’s in Latin, I think.” Gilbert stood unsteadily from his seat, leaning on the camp table a moment and shaking out his right foot, which had gone numb crossed over his left leg. “Can you read Roman? Mein eyes gone wobbly.”
“Okay,” Alfred said, calmly moving the double-walled growler further away from Gilbert’s hand, “I think that’s enough moonshine for you.”
“What? Please! I’m fine. I remember this tomorrow. Besides,” he straightened and turned to look back at the complete part of the castle where they’d been camping, “eye wobbles making Greek fire more prettier, now helping walk you me, useless schlingel.”
“You realize that’s not proper English,” Alfred said, not moving to help him.
“You understood, no?” Gilbert took a ambitious step forward toward the castle.
“Jesus,” Alfred caught him and turned him around, effectively holding him up with one hand, “we are not making Greek fire, but you can pick out your favorite boulder, come on.”
Gilbert let himself be all but dragged out to the field, and was staring with a disgusted expression at Alfred’s bicep, which flexed under Gilbert’s weight.
“Mein gott,” he poked the muscle experimentally, “you were a twig yesterday, what happened?”
“I can’t believe I had a crush on you,” Alfred griped under his breath, and Gilbert strained to hear him.
“Wie bitte?”
“Nothing,” Alfred said, laughing when Gilbert tripped over a rock and made an undignified noise. It was at this point that Gilbert shook the American off and continued under his own power, which, much to Alfred’s surprise, he seemed to manage with passable results. After much pondering, Gilbert picked out a rock and pointed to it. Alfred hefted it with minimal effort and carried it over to the sling. As the American was fastening it in place, he realized that, given the weight of the rock and the counterweight he’d measured out himself, the rock was liable to land not in the field, but somewhere in the castle itself—the ruined portion, at most, but still.
“Uhh, Gil,” He said, “Are you—I mean, this is going to hit the castle, you know that, right?”
“Of fucking course it is! Your lot bombed it out, so why can’t I use it as target practice? Get moving! Let’s knock some shit down.”
It was not at all what Alfred was expecting, but he shrugged shoulders and finished rigging up the boulder and drawing back the trebuchet to full tension. He brought the trigger lead over to Gilbert.
“If you’ll do the honors,” He said, giving a silly mock bow, because while he wasn’t as plastered as Gilbert, he was still playfully drunk. “As the ancient history expert here.”
“Ancient—you fucking, give it.” He took it and yanked, and both nations’ heads tracked the slow, freight-train arc of the machine before the sling whipped open and threw the boulder across the field with impossible ease, before it crashed into one of the lone standing walls of the castle, knocking off a car door’s worth of bricks to the ground.
“YEAH!!” Both of them cheered, too thrilled with the act of scientifically correct destruction to worry about the fact that it was Gilbert’s own property. “Fuck yeah, it works!” Alfred cheered, grinning his blinding, all-American grin seeing his handiwork succeed on the first trial.
“I love the smell of destruction in the morning!” Gilbert said. It was late afternoon. “Ha!” With zero preamble, he grabbed Alfred’s face and pulled him down for a drunken kiss, right on the lips.
“Jesus Christ,” Alfred said, pulling away, “How much have you—you taste like a fucking distillery,” Alfred actually involuntarily gagged, “Gil, seriously, it’s too hot out here—drink some fucking water—”
“Right, test one ist gut,” the Prussian spread his arms in victory, grinning like a madman, “time for test zwei,” he ignored Alfred and squinted, grinning, at the dust cloud left by their missile. “Mitkommen,” He declared, waving Alfred on as he marched back towards their camp table, “this time, Greek fire!”
“Oh my—Gilbert, Jesus, fuck,” Alfred tripped over uneven ground in his haste to follow. He was drunker than he’d like to admit. Ludwig really is going to kill both of us. “Gilbert, no.”
“Gilbert, ja! Come, on, coward!”
#hws america#hws prussia#aph america#aph prussia#prusame#ameprus#a very silly drabble#from a very silly author#my writing#my fanfic#hetalia
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