Just for fun: let's see how many lines from Jax of the Amazing Digital Circus I can make work coming from Dabi from bnha:
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Dabi, as Shigaraki screams in the distance as he's dragged away: Oh no, they killed the boss. Anyway you guys wanna go get something to eat?
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Dabi: I'm fine with doing whatever, as long as I get to see funny things happen to people.
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Dabi: Don't worry dollface, I've got a key to Mister's room.
Spinner: Wha-wait wh-why? You-you-you shouldn't have keys to anyone's rooms.
Dabi: Nah, I've got keys everywhere, and you've all been fine. By the way I may have left something in your room today so let me know if you find it. You're not afraid of Centipedes are you?
Spinner: Dabi! That's literally my only fear, why would you do that?!?
Dabi: What? It could be a completely unrelated question. You'll never know until it's too late.
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Dabi, out of breath: 'Sup *breaths out* fellas.
Twice: Dabi!!! We found the hero hole. *points at a hole in the ground.*
Dabi: Cool.
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Dabi, to Midnight: You know, you could have asked for my consent before forcing me to see something to completely and utterly disgusting.
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Twice: Oh hey look, there's Shigaraki. Hi Shigaraki!
Shigaraki: Ugh, help me you idiots!
Dabi: Kinda rude boss, now I don't wanna help you.
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Present Mic 'cause why not: We are heroes! You will be heroes! God will be heroes!
Dabi: This is dumb and weird.
Mic: Er, well...you're still reading it.
Dabi: I'm not here for you guys or anything I'm just hiding from the-*interrupted as a Nomu crashes through the ceiling onto Mic.*
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Dabi: Ladies first. *let's Toga go in front of him before*, no wait why would I say that. *shoves her out of his way and goes first.*
Shigaraki: …Wait, the CEO (Redesto) isn't even here? Wasn't this whole thing for him!?
Dabi: Be quiet. I can't hear the escalator.
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Shigaraki: Man, I can't believe Mister just gave up like that. I mean no offence Twice but I always thought you would be next.
Twice: Thank you.
Dabi: I guess is just goes to show you can't rely on Twice for anything.
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Dabi: You know I am pretty hungry
Toga: You didn't even do anything!
Dabi: So what? I can still be hungry.
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