#am i quoting chucky

[clwngasm]

kink: being used like a doll

𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒 * ✖ *

❛ well , i don’t know about you but i’m starting to feel a bit like 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 here *! ❜

[meowierz]

Hi-Dey-Hoo 😜

[fogposting]

Chucky - middle school dropout: How the hell you spell showfer?

Danny - literally works as a journalist: Chauffeur

Chucky: Oh, fancy pants, rich McGee over here! Fuck you!

[streets-in-paradise]

I want Alex Vincent doing the english version of this one with his cat.

[silvershewolf247]

Glenda: So... we have good news and bad news.

Andy: Bad news first.

Junior: The fire we started in the yard is out of control.

Andy: The WHAT-

Glenda, holding up a perfectly toasted Pop Tart: Wow, you don’t even want to hear the good news?

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine

Ghostface attempting to hit on you using Slasher references. Particularly... Freddy and Chucky quotes. i mean ghostface is a slasher movie nerd. chucky and freddy are his only point of reference. this poor obsessed fool.

"Lets suck face!" "Yeahhhh lets not."

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"Hey it ain't the size that counts... its what you do with it." "You keep telling yourself that Stu."

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*Dumps a bucket of water on himself* "How's this for a wet dream?" "Dry."

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"Wanna play?" "Oh sweet jesus Billy, no- "

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"Your eyes say no no but my mouth says yes ye- " "You're getting worse!! You're getting so much worse!! That man has better lines then THAT ONE- "

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"You know what they say~ You just can't keep a good guy down~... " *Not facing him* *Deep breath through the nose* "... I swear to god if you're gesturing to your crotch again I am going to- "

Even better if this is set in the Horror House XD

[runningw-thewolves]

List of random crap I associate with Angrboda

- Femme fatale characters (I am also including Jessica Rabbit even though she’s a subversion of this character archetype)

- Tom Lehrer’s “Masochism Tango” (though I do have it on a Loki and Sigyn playlist as well)

- That scene from Addams Family Values where Morticia and Gomez are dancing and Morticia casually throws a knife at Gomez.

- Doing a witchy cackle for the Hell of it cause it’s fun

- “Bombastic side-eye. Criminally offensive side-eye.” Also; “stank face.”

- That “Fuck it all” parody of “Let It Go”

- The Song “I’ve No More Fucks To Give” by Thomas Benjamin Esq.

- Fall Out Boy’s “I Don’t Care”

- P!nk’s “So What”

- DAGames’ “Fuck Yourself” (CW for WW2 slur about the Japanese)

- The Song “Fuck this shit, I’m out”

- Self-empowerment songs (e.g. “WANNABE” by ITZY)

- Outfits that make you feel yourself. Like you look in the mirror and it just clicks, and you think you’re a hot piece of ass or elegant as Hell or cute to the point of dying.

- Everytime Chilli gives Bandit her “Excuse me!?” look in Bluey (do NOT fuck with a bitch who knows what she’s doing)

- Inclusive femininity, punching TERFs and Nazis and Pro-Israel cunts.

- Spreading awareness about MMIWTS (murdered and missing Indigenous women and two spirit)

- Women’s wrongs movies (e.g. Carrie, Lisa Frankenstein, Bride of Chucky etc)

- To quote Hell’s Belles; “Do it scared.” You’re afraid to do something? Then do it scared.

- Owning your power, cause damn it you are wonderful and loved and worthy.

- Scary dog breeds - because they are actually just silly goofballs with gummy smiles. Look at this and tell me how it is scary. I’ll wait.

- Fighting against breed specific legislation.

- Raising awareness about the problems with the foster care and adoption systems, childhood trauma, generational trauma etc.

- Utilising the “block” button.

- Tom Cardy’s “Hey, I Don’t Work Here”. (I feel like the last chorus is pretty much what she’d tell Odin if given the chance.)

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Reasoning behind all the Chucky series quotes today, because I got a couple anons asking why.

I need variety atm to make the backlog a little more fun for me.

I needed to switch it up for a bit so I don't get bored making quotes for only one fandom for several months worth of backlog.

I love the Chucky series and haven't posted about it before so y'all are seeing several years worth of missed opportunity to post about it.

I simply want to and nobody can tell me no because this is my life and my recurring obsession.

It's making the backlog get solved faster. I literally finished off the quotes for February already and am two days finished into March just by starting to make Chucky series quotes.

[darkpeacemusic]

Incorrect Horror Villain Quotes because I have nothing better to do in my life part 1

Carrie White: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

Lester Sinclair: I warned you. Lester Sinclair: I'm perfect.

Chucky: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. Chucky, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Billy Lenz: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

Pennywise: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!

Art the Clown: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

Captain Spaulding: My expectations were low but holy fuck.

Freddy Krueger: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

[be-side-my-self]

Watching Season 4 of Only Murders In The Building. (E7)

Rewatch of ONLY Murders In The Building to prepare for season 4:

<Part I> // <Part II> // <Part III> // <Part IIII> // <Part V> // <Part VI> // <Part VII> // <Part VIII>

<S4 E1> // <S4 E2> // <S4 E3> // S4 E4 // <S4 E5> // <S4 E6>

This is no rewatch but my new posts can also easily be blocked because I'll continue to use #OMITBRewatch as a tag. I'll also tag #OMITBS4. While quoting, I use M, O, C for the main characters.

Beware spoilers!

S4 E7

I want to say it here... there is no proof that Dudenoff is dead... it's likely but he could have changed the shoulder and left it in the ashes... it's very far fetched but who the fuck knows xD

(The writers know)

narrator: ... so who is it?

Howards reaction is so worrysome... and good idea to send a break-up text and then turning off the phone...

Also this is the first time we hear about Charle's sister, right?

I am sorry... but whenever I hear an american city name I will always first think about the european equivalent.

Suffolk? Yeah that is in England.

Also I guess the narrator is Charle's brother in law. Who is a cop?

lmao what a burn from Doreen.

OH FUCKING YIKES! 'Valley of the Dolls' indeed.

O: "So, I guess you replaced your children with dolls, huh?" Doreen: "Wow. I have never made that connection. You are intuitive. That is much more important in a man than height."

Another burn.

.... uhm.... cool down Doreen... Oliver just broke up with his serious girlfriend.

Big Mike... he live on the boat in the driveway because... he likes big butts and he cannot lie...

Oh ouch... losing your splee is no joke.

M: "You mean talk to the butt-lover in the driveway boat?"

I bet Charles gets better along with his brother-in-law than his sister.

The brother-in-law is suffering.

wtf Bev.

I understand that Oliver just wants to drink. But I really would have been surprised if there was no alcohol in the house

HOLY FUCK DOREEN... sneaking in on Oliver...

Oliver needs an adult... MABEL?!

Doreen: "... I can't help but notice you seem like something's maybe bothering you. Is it Charles?" O: "W-Well, no. Uh-- Well, usually yes, but, uh, uh, this time, it's a breakup. A relationship done in by my... one tragic flaw." Doreen: "Too handsome?" O: "Well, th-there's that, but it's also... I-I'm simply too... emotionally available." ... yeah.

Howard is just telling everyone where the trio is.

Phones in the bowl... what kind of party is that?

.... inside the port-a-potty.

HOLY SHIT LORETTA

oh shit, they are so weirdly cute...

... Doreen is a lot younger than Charles, huh?

It's my party and I cry if I want to!

omg Loretta...

Bev got it on with Big Mike..?

What the fuck Bev.......

OMG Howard. He is so good at this job. And the animal-job podcast is such a good idea!

Again, Oliver needs an adult.

Oh no... poor Loretta...

Oliver you idot.

Okay but yes, Loretta you have to understand Oliver is deeply insecure.

HOLY SHIT

OH?! 17 year difference between Charles and Doreen.

Aww....

What the hell, Bev.

... oh wow... Loretta is proposing.

holy shit???

Zach: "Actors one, real life dipshits zero."

And Oliver is smiling because he is in love and engaged.

Big Mike is small.

CHUCKIE

OH MY GOD

They know.

So they wanted them to stop because they were afraid, that they would figure out that Dudenoff's is dead. “No one wants a murder podcast about real estate!” MY ASS!

[draculovemp3]

HIIIII what are your top 5 fav horror movies!!!!!?!!!? And top 5 fav horror characters (protagonists, final girls, villains, all count)!!?!!

HEYYYY i get this asked sm & I love answering every time… I’ll start w movies:

1. MARTYRS 2008 DIR PASCAL LAUGIER!!!!! So required so tough reading material to understand who I Oscar Marthammasters am as a person.

2. evil dead 2 likeeeee screw objectivity it’s so silly and bloody and fun and comforting. Every time.

3. The fly 1986…. ohggmmm my god this movie. So many quotes and scenes and. Moments that drive me crazy

4. May 2002 …. It’s so like . Painful how genuinely may is like myself or how I feel like I navigate the world…. Id do all that shit too.

5. Mandy 2018 is WILDDDD and also so wonderfully painful and the gore/deaths are amazing

Honorable mentions bc I can’t leave my babies out: house of 1000 corpses, bride of chucky!

As for characters:

1. I <3 YOU ASHLEY JOANNA WILLIAMS. My angel asshole who ill kiss then stomp with a comically huge hammer

2. Can i say lestat de lioncourt …. Tragic FREAK of a nolongerman who hurts my heart so much. I imagine an ideal me and it looks/dresses like Lestat Any version of him.

3. Tiffany valentine i love you forever deranged bi sexy woman-and-sometimes-doll

4. Jason voorhees 🏒love this entity so muchh I have a hockey jersey from spirit Halloween of Jason he’ll always be iconique!

5. Playing loose w these rules clearly but I’m sayinggg Leon Kennedy. America(me)’s sweetheart

Honesty hour, seriously ask me whatever the fuck you want to.

[calamitys-child]

Finally watching the chucky TV series and fully started crying at "you don't care that they think I'm weird you just care that they know I'm a fag" chucky fucking glaring round at this kids dad and immediately drenching him in whisky and electrocuting him. It's so cathartic. Is this what teen drama quote unquote representation means to normal people . Am I going to have to develop empathy for the bad teen media stans over this 14yo queer weirdo artist and true crime fanatic and his best friend the unkillable murder doll from the 80s who enthusiastically encourages murder and violence but draws the fuckin line at queerphobia and classism. I'm obsessed with them

[sharpth1ng]

Randy's monster cock anon (who also HW anon lol i was coming to reply to that other msg but seeing the monster cock discourse I had to weigh on this in my short break)

Right? Lmao I totally imagine that it's not sexual either, the 3 of them just went to the bathroom at the same time at some point. In a world where Billy is cis, I don't really imagine any of the 3 to be small tbf but I do imagine Randy is bigger than them because he would absolutely lord it over them after the bathroom trip so bad. A pissing contest in all senses lol.

Billy just flat out says something savage like "Guess you need something to compensate for your face and personality," with his resting bitch face. Stu laughs and quotes bride of chucky to a) piss off Randy and remind him how his monster cock is never being used and b) as a way of saying @ Billy size doesn't even matter a bit because of how/what Billy does to him and and all their kinks

(Stu having mean girl energy @ Randy while simultaneously being soft over Billy like in the video store scene is ridiculously cute to me😌)

OMG YOURE BOTH BIG DICK RANDY AND HW? BIG BRAIN SHIT.

Here’s the thing though, if they did go compare dick size Billy just looked and refused to show when it came around to him and then when Randy’s like “What are you insecure?” He’s like “No I’m just not a fucking cocksucker” (red face).

Yeah mostly I think I imagine Billy is kinda just average sized but the comparison does not make him feel good lmao. I do know for sure he has the smallest dick in the group tho.

(AND YES AT STUS MEAN GIRL ENERGY! that’s my favourite tbh like that’s the scene (aside from the kitchen) where it feels like, the most undeniable that they’re fucking.)

Like they’re both so horny here and Randy’s like “why are you making me a part of this “

Edit: why am I starting to think it’s funnier if Billy is average sized and just really insecure about it?

[streets-in-paradise]

Andy: Have you seen my wallet?

Kyle: I don't know, what does it look like?

Andy: Old, ruined and empty, like my life.

[silvershewolf247]

Mike *coming out of the burning car*: Jeez my ass was on fire!

Chucky: *sighs* I miss Eddie.

[horrorgirlreads]

What are your top five favorite lines from the horror movie genre? What is the strangest horror movie you’ve ever watched? What is your favorite 80’s horror film?

Ok, so my favourite lines, hmm...

"I know you boys have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I would rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!" - The Thing

"Fuck Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt. Here I am slaving away over a hot stove, making cookies, making Swedish meatballs and for what? For a man who doesn't appreciate me. For a man who can't even wash one fucking dish!" - Bride of Chucky

"Ow, you fucking hit me with the phone, dick!" - Scream

"I'll behave"- Ginger Snaps (she does not, in fact, behave)

"I feel like boo boo" - Jennifer's Body. I quote this all the time.

Strangest horror movie I've ever watched was zombeavers which me and my sister watched as a joke

Favourite 80s horror movie is The Thing, hands down