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cathyun · 2 years ago

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hello!! I made a new uquiz and it’s what txt gender are you?

basically just which Gender Vibes you give off based on the stylings etc from each era listed. the results are the tiniest bit chaotic…so sorry in advance. like. genuinely.

#am i ok? LMFAOOO no #jk i am #or am i...#but this was rly good op <3 #�� : rambles !

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lasbiarez · 2 months ago

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“I want you to end it in the worst case...”

🍽️ Cutlery — Yuukisan

The Scum Villain's Loss-Prevention Opportunity by @stardust-falling goes so hard actually, spent a week binge reading it and going insane so have an MV about it ✌️

Cutlery cover by Niigo

#svsss #qijiu #yue qingyuan #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #sometimes i draw #lasposts #I'll post it on youtube in a bit but it's 2 am rn lmfaooo #it's all over the place but I made it in 3 days so bear with me #shen jiu is just always so distressed ok girl pls don't be your own distruction get help

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crunchy-rocc · 1 year ago

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my friend started tfc. ten pages in comes in and tells me kevin is his they/them solider.

#my art #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #kevin day #kandrew #kandrew ‘HIS PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM’ image has been in my mind since they told me that LMFAOOO #andrew on his meds with no hightlight in hisbeyes do you get me #ok . i need to go to sleep or something i am so wet napkin rn

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eggtargaryenii · 3 months ago

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re: jace jerking off to the thought of you in that dress. I must admit I lost control and started writing smut about it in the context of him reminiscing about it several years later after the two of you get hitched . here u go

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You were so lovely before him in this dress. Beautiful. It made Jacaerys feel terrible of the thoughts he was having of you.

Even when you first wore it to that banquet so many years ago, back when you were both young and green for the Dance of Dragons had not yet happened, Jace had been rendered speechless by the sight of you in it. He did not know where to look, for it bared so much of your arms, your thighs, the swell of your breasts. And gods—even where the dress covered you, it did a poor job of it. The silks were so sheer; whenever the light hit it a particular way, it revealed too much of the soft contours of your body.

It was the silhouette of your thighs that made him feel particularly mad. The silk clung to you so snugly, and he could see the shadow of your thighs, the apex of them—but nothing else. All he could think at that banquet, agonised by how tight his breeches were, was whether or not you were wearing smallclothes. Whether you were laughing and drinking and dancing in that hall, body pressed against his—all while you were bare and exposed beneath that dress.

And Seven Hells, did he hate himself for it—but the thought plagued him the whole time. Plagued him all night once he'd returned to his quarters, plagued him until finally he gave into his base urges and took himself into his hand. His cock throbbed hotly in his grip as he sullied you with his sordid fantasies—as he thought about pressing against you so tightly against himself as he danced until you could not help but feel him against your ass. As he thought about your body’s reactions to his, your silks clinging to your thighs as they grew sticky with your need. As he thought about reaching under the slit travelling up your thigh, your cunt bare and wet and sweet for him as he touched you.

It was—filthy. He was loath to disgrace you with these thoughts. All his life, he'd only ever wanted to treat you honourably, to be a respectful friend and later a proper husband. But Jacaerys had not been able to stop himself from thinking of taking you to his chambers, had not been able to stop himself from imagining himself bending you over and mounting you like some kind of beast. He wanted to press his throbbing cock against that dress, feel the wetness of your core through its silk. He wanted to rut against your cunt through the sheer cloth, and then he wanted to tear it aside so that he could press the head of his cock against your bare cunt. As he spilled himself all over his hand, he wished that he was instead spilling into you, pumping your womb full of his seed.

And now that you were before him in this dress again—his lovely, beautiful wife—it was all Jace could think of once more.

#i am too ashamed of myself to finish this #but needless to say he completely ruins that dress and ***** **** **** and ****** ***#when u have to throw it out u think its over but then he orders many other similar courtesan's dresses #ok. sorry #im done #he is so funny he wants to be such a proper and chivalrous husband #but he has so many nasty thoughts about you and he suppresses them all due to guilt LMFAOOO

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fearandhatred · 8 months ago

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to rome: a play by fearandhatred

(5k words, 1/1 chapters)

While trying to tempt Caligula, Crowley makes a discovery that renders all his efforts for naught. But then it turns out that Aziraphale is here too, so maybe his trip to Rome isn't wasted after all.

***highly recommended to read on a phone because of the Multiplicity Of Line Breaks that just look very weird on a laptop unless your font size is huge

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i've always loved the idea of crowley falling in love with aziraphale in rome. in some ways it really is my roman empire so i figured i might as well make it happen! featuring many shenanigans and an annoying emperor :)

any and all support is greatly appreciated <3

anyway it all started with a dream:

so this is for @eybefioro @captainblou @crowleys-bentley-and-plants who challenged me to write a fic with no angst and also, coincidentally, for that one commenter who asked me on the same day if i would consider writing something happy for once. against all odds and with much difficulty, i have done it. love u guys sm <333

#fearandhatred #fearandfics #fearandart #i need to stop making that roman empire joke.#thank you to my muse george bernard shaw. i consulted many playbills and plays i owned for this fic but saint joan was the main one #if you guys see any mistakes in the fic. even a Space (especially a space) literally just tell me bc this is unbetaed #also i wish i could have done more monologues like older plays usually have but due to the Nature and Tone of this fic i couldn't #maybe another time i'll do another play but a more serious one because i really wanna try that. but also formatting was hell so maybe not #anyway. begging you to not see this as a measure of my writing skills because i have never done anything like this before #both in concept and in trope (happy)#ok the longer i let this sit the more i started to doubt it was any good so i am going to sleep now lmfaooo goodnight #i literally almost chickened out of posting this helppp it is not that serious #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #good omens fanart #good omens fanfic #good omens fic #good omens fic rec

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habibisagi · 9 days ago

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shoujo isagi........................... almost maybe.......................

#sora.txt #MAN.#v_v i love him i guess #i am going to sleep now what the fuck #this will be made separate parts[fics] obviously n also a lot of it is like. timeline wise inconsistently not like an actual fic usually is #think of it as... shoujo isagi bf in different days and scenarios throughout your relationship. the real fic is just the first part #but the other parts are like. delving into different days of their relationship/based on their relationship #yk? like. ig sequels to the first part #like fics derived from the first fic part ? idk if there's a name/category for this kind of fic LMFAOOO i'm still very new 2 fic labelling #so idk i hope that makes sense if not yeah idk if my tags make sense bro im yapping and i havent slept its 7am #i hope u get it tho. im happy to elaborate in a couple of hours if anyone is curiousss #i do think its mostly just shay who will read it/them KJDFSHJK LOL but yk >:3c #it's. insanely cheesy and cutesy and lovedovey tbh. like sooo mushy lovesick gf/bf first time 2gether type stuff etc #and 0 angst here lol. and lots of gf/bf sex. and very very VERYYYY self indulgent and written with my soul and heart and mind btw #i projected onto reader like fucking crazy #thats why im like . having an insane productive blast cuz i truly wrote this just for me lol #BUT YES. oui. eh oui oui #ok. sniff u later in a couple of hours stinkiesss

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peteytheparrot · 4 months ago

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Why do I always draw the gayest shit with my non-gay OCs like those two are NOT together 😭🙏 Do I care? No. My tactic is confusion 😈

#This is about Hazel and Oswald idk they’re just freaky like that #Ok but I was FORCED (lie) to draw this drawing I’m drawing rn…#I was gonna draw this pose with Obsidian and Ginger but my sister was like 🥺 what if 🥺 Hazel and Oswald 🥺#And I was like sighs…. Fine #And then she said Hazel would be the bottom in the drawing and no I am not going to give true context to that #She’s right though ☠️☠️☠️☠️#CRYING LMFAOOO

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papasmistakeria · 4 months ago

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Wait guys I'm lowkey going back to Hatari ngl

#hatari #papas mistakeria special #one day I suddenly remember Klamstrakur and I was like wow ok I haven't listened to Hatari in awhile #Now I'm kinda lowkey slowly coming back to it LMFAOOO #Anyways here I am again clown squads!#if they still exist #also Matthias and Klemens made a podcast together???

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astrxealis · 10 months ago

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i will return on tumblr soon bcs i'm graduating hs soon and acads r done so i have a Lot of time on my hands for now Anyway can i just say am very proud of myself. got into the Top 1 school in my country, top campus, and a vv competitive stem course. yay 😁💝💘❤️‍🔥✨

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#it's hilarious bcs i got waitlisted for compsci #which i'm actually rlly proud of bcs i didn't take the exams that seriously and most of jhs was online #compsci competitive af man #but i prove my worth both online & onsite ^_^ always straight As baby! even this gr 12 LOL <3 #i got into my 3rd choice (2nd choice was psych i am So glad i didn't get in i ended up not wanting it anymore. also competitive asf so i'm #ok w that) WHICH IS the best possible outcome actually bcs it Is my dream course.#i will reveal more another time tho ... >:)) Anyway am just super proud hehe. also of my twin (we both passed & all that <3) ^___^#also my friends !! barely any passed actually and even then i know only like 10-15 of ppl in my whole school who Did pass #and less so for their first choice/dream course or their preferred campus #MWHAHAHAHAHA >:))) ok i'm not shitting on anyone tho i'm just so so so proud and happy #gbye i am busy tho relaxing LMFAO i've been getting 12 hours of sleep the last 3 days. god. school was tiring af #but i'm a weirdo so it's fun B) Amen. i like saying amen despite being this rlly agnostic/atheist person LMFAOOO #upcat i love u. ty for loving me LMFAOOAOAOAOAOAOAO #so proud idk ig. i knew i'd make it (i hope thsi doesn't come off as pretentious) but i didn't know exactly Where #but the universe did its thing and i got into my dream school dream campus dream course #unsure abt dream school really but it's upd or not up. and also def my dream course ^_^

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electoons · 5 months ago

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my psychiatrist was trying to explain that a lot of my depression and anxiety probably stems from my trying to force myself into a (neurotypical/allistic) mold that i wasn't made for and that it's nothing to be ashamed of and she listed elon musk and bill gates as my fellow autists and that made me cry harder

#mia.txt #i wasnt like crying bc i was diagnosed with ASD it was more just crying cause i cry all the time now and it was a cathartic session #oh i forgot to mention it but god i cant even describe the weird feeling of being told im actually autistic (UNPROMPTED)#after like. wondering for so many years but being too scared to bring it up to any psychiatrist #so i was just like well maybe i am or maybe i just have adhd. thats ok im not too worried about it :)#and then i was just like talking about my sensory issues being exacerbated by my meds #and then she started asking me more questions abt my sensory issues and social problems and then she pointed out that i #had been rocking back and forth the entire time. which i genuinely dont even notice anymore like i was like oh shit i sure am doing that #and she basically went through the whole questionnaire and was like has no one really ever brought up the possibility that you were #on the spectrum. because you definitely are #and i was like 🤷🏻‍♀️ idk! im not sure #but it was probably pretty damning that the one other time i had gotten tested he literally gave up bc the questions were too vague #oh but anyway like no that doesnt help actually 😔#i really don't think its shame-based like i KNOW im Different(TM) thats not shocking to me #but i do expend an insane amount of mental and emotional energy trying to be Normal and pretend i am not autistic #the masking that is causing me so much stress is the very thing that prevented me from being diagnosed earlier lmfaooo

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moe-broey · 1 year ago

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I am a normal man who is obsessed with Alfonse Fire Emblem. Come closer -- wait nevermind don't worry about it 🧍👍

#one thing about me is i have always felt undersirable and unwanted and burdensome and the only time i HAVE felt desired #is when i was not myself. i am also deeply aware of respectability politics being a sham and #if your spirit dies you die in real life. BECOME UNPALATABLE. BECOME UNDESIRABLE.#spikes on my shoes and jacket ... save me...... save me spikes on my shoes and jacket.#take back your narrative! take back control! become the monster you were made to feel like become the monster they fear!#the circumstances are not circumstances if you make them your choice.#AND when everyone is put off by me and hates me and wants me dead. well! that's for the best!#in the face of love i feel nothing but the fear and confusion of an injured prey animal.#ANOTHER thing about me. is that i stay silly 🥰🥰🥰😇😇💝💘💓💖💝💞💞💝💖💕💗💘💖💞💖💘💞💕💗💖💞💕💖💘💘#anyways therapy is going really well. YAAAAYYYYYYY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉#fe alfonse #ok to rb btw this is a shitpost at heart. i just needed to blow off steam in the tags LMFAOOO

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keii · 2 years ago

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Every time I see new manga panels of Sasuke and Sakura's relationship, I feel more and more compelled to go back and reread Naruto in its entirety to see if their relationship, at any given point, makes any sense from the beginning to the current chapters in Boruto because no matter how many good ass fanart I see of them... it's so hard for me to register them as an actual married couple with a child LMAO Their dynamic just seems so boring what do they even talk about-- what do they even do. And don't get me wrong... It's nice seeing what Sasuke would be like in a relationship, but damn it's so... bland...