#am i missing something????

[cavennmalore]

is there a keefe short story other than unraveled and unlocked??? WHAT IS THS STORY EVERYONE IS REFERENCING AND HOW CAN ONE ACCESS IT?????

[lyn-ne]

oooooh we're playing hide and seek? yay!!!!

yep!!

now hide.

[sunny-m00n]

You need a partner?

Well, lemme just-*leans against a wall in a flirty and charming way and say in my most attractive voice I can muster* All alone on a *checks watch* Sunday night? God... me too....

-The Mixed Signals Anon

what in the seven hells and heavens does this mean????? Buddy, chum, pal, who are you? Why have you sent this? Also I was not along on Sunday I was with a friend lol

[ilovefiction4lmen]

why is everyone in shambles…?

[captainsjack]

ok can someone please explain episode 3 of good omens to me bc i am . genuinely confused.

why did aziraphale turn on crowley all of the sudden? like why did he keep adams location from him in the first place if they were supposedly working together? and then he tried to blame crowley for getting the antichrist mixed up. what’s the point of getting the other angels involved at all if aziraphale and crowley already decided they didn’t want armageddon to happen? wouldn’t telling heaven they have the wrong antichrist negate their entire plan? and then their last scene together when crowley asks him to run away and aziraphale backs out of their whole deal entirely? idk it seemed random like there was no build up to him entirely switching his stance on everything

[mysicklove]

Sadistic dom hot as hell you know what I find infinitely funnier oblivious dom. They decided to wrestle with this guy with pink hair and beat him and now he’s obeying their every command and offered to serve them sexually as well???

Well it’s not like you’re going to say no to a demon calling you master

anon this ask was a roller coaster. WHO IS THE GUY WITH PINK HAIR?? HOW DID THEY BEAT HIM?? SEXUALLY SERVING TO? AND WAIT WHAT NOW THERE ARE DEMONS IN THE MIX???

[honeybeeofficial]

anyone else wholly baffled by “face shapes” or is that just me? I’m talking about “square shaped face” “heart shaped face” etc… I don’t know what “shape” my face is, and every time I look at those diagrams I leave even more confused than I started. Like. Those shapes do not correspond to anything on the face. You’ve just drawn arbitrary lines on a picture of a face and said “yup, that’s square!”. It’s not square, that woman’s face has the exact same proportions as the one you labeled round

[daisywords]

I have a whole long post about The Priory of the Orange Tree sitting in my drafts but it's been a couple weeks and all I can think about is that there were at least two scenes where a character just. takes a bite of the like. magical orange. no mention of peeling it or dividing segments or whatever. Doesn't specify that they didn't do that, I guess, but from the way it was written it definitely read (to me, at least!) like they were just picking up the whole orange and taking a bite through the peel???????? baffling to me

[tommyssupercoolblog]

there...aren't any??? not sure what sunset's on about

You either think about it a lot, or not at all

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[conicalcrowd]

Wh

Why is YuGiOh trending

[katsinspats]

Tragic: Guy you based your entire villain backstory on doesn't even remember you

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Monomi was in the credits of Trigger Happy Havoc and it just confuses me. Apparently it was added later into the game because it wasn't in the original copy. But even if, why? Don't get me wrong, I love Monomi, but she isn't in the game which is incredibly odd to me. Like...why credit her if she isn't in it...?

But okay, I guess.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.

Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

people be wondering why there's no appearance from hades in any of the sagas, especially the underworld saga (even if he wasn't in the odyssey itself) i have a theory!

spoilers for vengeance saga and future ithaca saga!

do you not understand how busy that poor guy/god is during odysseus' terrible, horrible, no good, bad journey home™

first he has 7 freshly made pancakes men (14 if you count the club smash noises in survive, but we'll go with 7 for this) sent by chef polyphemus, appearing one after the other.

not long after that, you have 550 very soaked (drowned) men pop through in the blink of an eye, no thanks to his younger brother, mr ruthlessness himself, poseidon.

then while he's still counting/organising the paperwork for them, a young man appears, who happens to be very drunk (talking about pig men?)

not long after that, somehow a warship filled with mortal men breaks into the underworld, ALL ALIVE, and the (king? leader? captain? he's not too sure at this point) starts singing outside his front door about becoming a monster????? but before he can sic cerberus on them, they leave on their own

finally he thinks he has a break when 6 men holding torches (are some missing limbs?!?) have now joined the party down under (granted they're all in no mood to party, they weren't expecting to become snacks for a sea monster)

and just as quick as they'd arrived, in a flash (just like the snap of lightning that took them out) 36 crispy/fried men (gods damn it zeus) appear, weapons drawn like they were about to attack someone (how does that one guy at the front swing such a big sword?)

at this point hades is wondering what the fuck is happening upstairs, because ain't no way these 600 men are all from the same fleet/island under one guy's command (turns out the captain's name is odysseus)

he thinks his prayers are answered because he has had peace for 7 years, just the normal flow of souls into the underworld- (wait whats that chanting)

suddenly those previous 600 souls are flying their way outta the underworld (he didn't know they could do that) while singing "six hundred men! (six hundred)" on repeat

they return though (thank the gods, he didn't need to go soul hunting) and once again he thinks everything will be calm

(he also found out from zeus, that their brother got his godly-ass handed to him by that MORTAL odysseus! WHO USED HIS OWN WEAPON AGAINST HIM (something to help make him laugh over spring & summer and while he waits for his beautiful persephone to return home))

he finally thinks his time with odysseus and the souls that come from him/being around him is over. when in minutes of each other, the souls of 108 men appear, all killed in gruesome ways. then they tell him that they were killed by beggar who then revealed himself as king odysseus, from trying to marry his wife and take over his kingdom (ok very understandable murder then)

at this point hades doesn't know whether he's excited for, or dreading the day he actually meets odysseus in the distant future (yes distant, i don't care about/ don't accept the telegony. let the poor man enjoy the rest of his life with his son and wife!!!)

but yeah, understandable why you don't hear from him throughout the sagas