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Is murdering a queerphobe morally ok?
I mean I don’t care about wether it is or not I’m doing it anyways but I’m just curious.
#jcjenson post#gimmick blog#please i beg of you give some hilarious answers#am i legally allowed to put the#corpverse#hell yeah i am#oh yeah of course i am totally not commuting murder#this is obviously 100% a joke
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🎵 please be kind
#1930s#vintage#historical oc#ocs#original character#character design#james hall#doodles#art#hollywoods finest#artist#digital art#someone said to me recently 'i wish u a very oc brainrot' and i think it kind of worked#i scribbled this out pretty messily. the base sketch was gesture drawing levels of vague#but maybe being that quick and loose with it is a good thing#this is a nice little doodle. whole thing only took an hour#i am going to run out of song titles to make descriptions eventually#edit. if you put annoying demon show tags on my post i am legally allowed to kill you. start running
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#they're funny#roach talk#hsr#homestar runner#strongstarzipan#also just#strongstar#even though in my mind they're a toxic bi polycule </3 but you can remove marz if you want#am i legally allowed to put my own post in my fave tag#fave
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com for a lovely on twitter :]
Commission Sale Info (October 27 - November 1, 2023)
#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 4#shun akiyama#ryu ga gtoku 5#ryu ga gotoku 6#am i legally allowed to put lad8 tags. yeah lmao#ryu ga gotoku 8#yakuza series#yakuza 4#yakuza 5#yakuza 6#like a dragon infinite wealth#snap sketches#commission#i havent drawn him in so long i miss it... he's still one of my faves to draw tbh
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all the while society conflates "being an adult" with "having a proper job" and "having money to make arbitrary Adult Purchases" disabled people who can't work - or can only work part time or can only do entry level baby jobs - will never be 'allowed' to be adults
you can say "being an adult is looking after yourself you don't have to have a job!!!" all you want but most people who say that will still assume anybody who doesn't either can't or won't 'look after themselves' actually. and every 'marker' of 'adulthood' that's observable and thus actually counts or whatever loops back around to... having a job and 'contributing' something
#yeah i have netflix on all day#i am quite literally signed off of work for the -rest of my life-#what the fuck else would you like me to do with my time when most people are in fact at work#or did you think i can't have the tv on and put laundry away at the same time or something#must i work on commissions on silence in a dour room to be perceived as an adult#anyway 'looking after yourself/your home/your pet' is not observable#to anybody who doesn't like ACTUALLY live in your house#unless you are extremely obviously NOT doing it#if a tree falls in a forest etc#owning a house? job. like not even 'in this economy? lol'#disabled people LITERALLY can't because we aren't allowed to have enough savings for a deposit#car? would you honestly trust me with a vehicle lol but also: job#you mostly cannot buy a car without one it's a requirement for the lease#otherwise you aren't 'trusted' to pay it on time#incidentally most landlords will also - perfectly legally - refuse to rent to you because you are going to be unreliable with the rent#which is being paid directly by the gov anyway like take your trust issues up with them bro#a family? if i get married or cohabit with a partner my income gets sliced in half#so to support even myself let alone a child would require. drumroll please. employment#savings? adults have savings right? yeah but unlike you i have a gov enforced cap on mine#'good furniture not shit from ikea' (someone has remarked that ikea furniture is 'college dorm-y' it's going here)#i mean do i have to say it
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The Vampire Survivors art makes him look so pookieeeee! I made this in like a frantic state of squeeing over it— if that’s a word anyone uses anymore lol XD. In other words, raw emotion in the form of a gif collage. He’s so bestie :3
#castlevania#castlevania games#akumajo dracula#akumajou dracula#simon belmont#art post#gif collage#picmix#my art#vampire survivors#ode to castlevania#he’s so yippie! wahoo! yay!#every so often I forget that I could be making these#they’re so fun just putting stuff everywhere till it’s neatly around his face lol#thank u vampire survivors for the new Simon art 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖#they give him such good expressions in the ref sheet too like—#love how he’s got that anxious looking 😬 face and then immediately above it is him going >:3#THEY MADE HIM SMILE LIKE >:3 I NOW AM LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DRAW HIM DOING THAT HAHAHAJDKSJSJLJK#smiles very wide with hilarious intent—#but yeahg the art for this is just so good I love all the little sprites everyone has they’re all super cute#I gotta get on the grind tho to unlock the dlc area aaaaaa#tw flickering#tw flashing#tw eyestrain#tw overstimulation#<- just in case
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you are so upbeat
Oh, no. I'm SO not fine. Tomorrow, a friend of mine is taking me on a four-wheeler ride out to a bluff so we can scream at the top of our lungs.
Also, it's important to note that I can afford to be upbeat: I am pale-skinned, big-blue-eyed, sandy-haired, and relatively "safe." I'm disabled as fuck, but it's way more of a "stealth" disability than it used to be. (And since my heart procedures were a win, maybe after I start my new bp med to stabilize my autonomic nervous system, I'll be almost normal again, or at least more functional. Here's hoping.)
All this means, of course, that I'm gearing up to be a "sleeper agent" to protect my friends. Here, my hick accent does me favors.
#tomorrow we are putting together legal paperwork packets for folks#oh but i am fightin mad#like if i was allowed to exercise i'd be going somewhere with a punching bag or trying out that ax throwing place
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you know whats really cool is not sending writers death threats because they killed a character you liked. its not "burying your gays" if everyone is gay and the guy who died was gay but also pretty homophobic for the majority of the time he was on screen. also I've seen people say that he died for no reason and while I do think his arc could have been executed better to make the payoff more impactful, I think his death wraps up his arc really well and is the end that I was foreseeing for him since last season he dies sacrificing himself for the wellbeing of the crew, something he would have NEVER done in s1. in fact he sold out the crew to the english and told ed he was better off dead than expressing vulnerability. do y'all not remember that? like he literally tells ricky that he doesn't understand piracy because ricky would never be willing to die for something bigger- the crew. the wellbeing of the people who you care for. hes not really talking about piracy, hes admitting that he had the same mindset as ricky, too focused on the glory and the bravado. he tells ricky that hes willing to die. he knows that he hurt everyone on that ship and sacrifices himself so that they can have a chance at happiness again- a time where they lived for each other and not just themselves. THIS is his redemption. it was always going to end this way tbh. just because a writing choice makes you upset doesn't mean that it was bad- in fact if you were an izzy liker I dont understand why this wouldn't make you enjoy his character more but one thing I can say is they certainly didn't kill him because he was gay
#ofmd#ofmd spoilers#our flag means death#not putting this in his tag#just to make myself clear I dont think this makes up for his casual racism to ed this season#but I am glad he apologized for treating ed so terribly#his arc was rushed but so was this whole season#people saying that him dying ruined the show for them though... i hate to break it to you but hes never been that important to the narrativ#like maybe if your enjoyment of the show hinged on one character you just never really liked it#anyways izzy stans you legally arent allowed to send me hate for this post because its my birthday
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Honestly I don't care anymore if people wanna bitch about HH and HB. Just keep it out of the main tags, alright? Know your audience.
#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#vivziepop#if you put in the main tags I am legally allowed to roast your takes#I don't care if you make one or two posts saying you don't like it#but if they take up a MAJORITY of your blog?#AND you have the AUDACITY to put that shit on the main tags????#I am going to hunt you for sport
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Republicans are evil. The things they want are evil things to want and the actions they take to get those things are evil actions to take. They make the world a worse place when the things they want are implemented and when the chance to not do evil things is on the table they and their judges deliberately don't take it.
#I am putting this in the politest terms I can possibly imagine#But the Republican party is an anathema to basic decency and should not be allowed to exist.#There are theoretically areas where the 'both sides' stuff has some mild validity#This is not even remotely one of them this is specifically a Republican project and it killed a man today#Quite frankly at this point a simple reading of our legal code would also agree that the GOP shouldn't be allowed to exist#Pro life my ass I hope they all [redacted]
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wait hold up you're telling me I can just. edit what my name is on my uni systems by myself without having to scary convo or scary email someone. what. huh. this uni goes wild
#it's only for the uni systems as well so I wouldn't have to worry about ¿ letters to my house and stuff being sent with my name ¿#this is...really quite cool and useful and interesting. I will think on this. because I am very very tired#or I can just make the brave decision now and do it. It's been bugging me specifically today I guess#it's just. the group project. everyone adjusted to calling me my name really nicely actually#so it feels weird that my legal name is plastered all over the thing still because it kinda has to be because that's my name in the system#but tbf I also don't know if I would be allowed to put my name on my assignments still even if I did do that?#and also my student ID card idk if that has to be my legal name as well?#still some outstanding questions I guess. it's a start. whatever this is tho#:}#android.txt
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cannot believe I am getting paid to be my bosses emotional support dog
#IM NOT KIDDING#I JUST GOT PAID FOR 5 HOURS TO SIT THERE AND TALK TO HER WHILE SHE DID HER WORK CAUSE SHES SO SAD ABT HER OWN DOG#she got him put down the other day :^(#yeah i literally am legally not allowed to be a budtender rn but i AM getting paid to unpack cannabis orders#and clean fucking baseboards#and talk to my boss while she smokes about her ex LMAO#i love my job. i need to stop being mad abt the pity shifts they judt love me thats all#i would rather work with a bunch of ADHD autistic depressed anxious stoners that are open abt all of the above#rather than work with people who pretend theyre none of the above and have their shit together#cant do corporate i cant. ill finush the insurance cojrse doesnt mean ill work in the industry#i wanna work in the cannabis industry for the rest of my freaking life are u kidding me
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alright who the fiddly diddly fuck let this man give her six fingers and five toes that is an irresponsible amount of appendages
anyway its her
i was gonna draw a version of her with clothes on as well but somehow mr sam fennah managed to make a character that is an absolute bitch to draw so obviously i did the most courageous thing an artist can do and gave the hell up
im expecting her at my door shortly to strangle me and use my guts as a new scarf and if she does not arrive i wont be mad but i will be very disappointed
(watch satellite city and buy amygdala on february 15th if you havent ok do it do it now)
#lucy lacemaker#satellite city#satellite city fanart#i like her absolutely massive nostrils#green flag trait for realsies#drawing this made me remember why i draw in thick lineart#PLEASE CLICK FOR QUALITY#i did not fuckin bust my ass on this for tumblr to half ass the quality alright i will actually hunt someone down swear to god#for legal purposes that is a joke#saving my money to buy amygdala because i need that damn book on my shelves#“whats amygdala?” my friends ask#“ohoho” i say “allow me to introduce you”#and then 30 seconds in they change the subject and im reminded of my place in the world#anyways ahem ahem#yeah art#here you go mr sam i hope you enjoy#idk if he has a tumblr but i am too socially anxious to put it in the discord lmao
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I feel like every time I make progress on the Venture Bros sona redesign, my laptop decides to crash. Luckily I usually save before it does, but STILL-
One of those butterfly bastards from Monarch’s crew must’ve learned how to hack my shit, and I’m kindly gonna have to ask them to NOT do that 🙏🙏🙏
#My early-season concept is practically finished.#I just need to make her Seasons 6-7 fit#Maybe a fit for Seasons 3/4-5#Idk yet; I think I’m gonna rebinge the show a bit so I can fully put together her lore#Should I just post her OG design though?#maybe I will-#Anyways uuhhh#self ship related. kinda. maybe…. not really-#I am also legally obligated to say that Gary is spared from my scorn.#If he’s doing it then he’s allowed to delete the entire file… but I’d hope he wouldn’t-
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My boyfriend is currently in NYC and because he knows I like birds (especially pigeons) he got me this
It's a one of a kind drawing, the artist apparently doesn't ever make a piece more than once so literally no one else will own this beautiful work of art
How do I become financially stable so I can immediately marry this man
#e rambles#art#idk the artist or id put em in the tags#if anyone knows the signature then lmk#pigeon#pigeons#pigeon art#the russian#bro please put a ring on my finger already i know its only been 6 months but you are legally not allowed to leave#i am joking btw we already said after college#since i wasnt able to go he also got me some beetlejuice stuff bc he knows i love that show#and a pusheen with a birdy on his head!!!#i am#literally#gonna die#this man is so fucking precious i love him so much#i wish i had the money to spoil him the same way i swear to god i would do the same thing if i had the funds#jokes on him i have a 1 1/2 foot tall kiwi bird plush coming tomorrow for him hehe
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c!Wilbur but his prescription is like -7.5
#c!wilbur#tommy jokingly puts on his glasses and gets a headache#if you ask him how many fingers am i holding up he's legally allowed to kill you
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