#am i forgetting something?

[holygrailandthings]

ALRIGHT! did it!! this took a bit longer than i thought!!!

@somer-writes, as promised (tough a day late): FANART!

(was very happy to see your dodecannual beatdown; said Oblation was your recommendation. Guess wich fic i liked so much XD)

without further ado:

tata! i'm pretty proud of it! I do take constructive criticism, exept on the fierce deity's sword. Hate the thing. Made no less than 3 drafts (i normally barely make drafts) for it, and then it got largely hidden by a tree. Like. Come on!!

anyway! uncoloured version and close-ups under the cut!

(also a very mini four in the background. He's barely visible, but he's there!)

[thesnadger]

Hey so wait a minute.

In Fionna and Cake, in the vampire world, Bubblegum tells Marceline that the population has crashed and the vampires are doomed too. (I.e., all the humans are going to die out leaving the vampires with no food supply, and they'll also die out.) But Adventure Time vampires don't drink blood specifically, they eat different shades of red. Most vampires that aren't Marceline just drink blood anyway because they're dicks. And the entire landscape of vampire world was different shades of red for aesthetic purposes. They were basically living in a landscape made of food.

I mean it still blows because everyone else will die and then it's just a dead world of asshole vampires sucking on fungus and rocks, but like, they'd be fine. If you came to that world 100 years later you'd think it was just the Vampire Dimension where everyone had always been vampires with one (1) pissed off butch Bubblegum standing in the corner.

[itsmeatotalsimp]

WHO'S "THAT MAN" ?

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

How Bill was defeated and captured by Ford in my Gf AU! He basically just tricked Bill into accepting a deal that trapped him within Ford's mind and under his control :]

He may have gotten a little out of hand though....

>:)

Next post :]

[lotus-pear]

learning to love

[jellabean22]

why am i suddenly feeling anxious... nothing is happening and nothing is going to happen?

[hypewinter]

During a press conference for the newest Justice League member, Phantom, a reporter asks him "Do you have anything to say to all the children who aspire to be like you?"

Phantom looked at the reporter puzzled before saying, "Children wanna be like me? Why? I'm a bad influence."

[crswoodferns]

Ayy so I drew blood in my haematology practical first try. Bit of a flex ✨

I love physiology so far. I've made a rating list consisting of ten pointer parameters to rate my profs, and all of them are 8 and above

Anatomy, however.. well- all them profs get a whopping: 3

I'm sure they're great doctors and have tons of knowledge, but like bro I'm a child with 0 prior knowledge, you're supposed to EXPLAIN it to me, not just expect me to read from the book and learn?

Oh and don't even get me started on the book- every time I open it, it makes me shed brain cells. It's just not a good book 💞

[cassandracain52]

Reverse trope

where instead of the Bats forgetting that they’re adopted (something actual adoptees do on occasion and is hilarious) they forget that some of them *cough Damian cough* aren’t

_______

Jason in the heat of a probably ridiculous argument: Yeah well YOU’RE adopted!

Tim just as invested in said argument: So are YOU! We all are!

Damian who had previously been quietly watching this unfold while he drank his tea: Actually I’m not

Tim and Jason who didn’t realize he was there but are already DoneTM: …… Damian continuing to sip his tea entirely unbothered: :)

Damian: Because I’m not an orphan-

Jason: ok, yoU KNOW WHAT-

____

or like in their group texts (that we know they have thanks to Nightwing (2016) #79)

*Steph changed the group chat name to “Bruce Wayne’s Personal Orpanage”*

Jason: Really?

Steph: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Steph: It’s the truth Damian: Both my parents are very much alive

Steph: Shhh you don’t count

Cass: Mine too Duke: Technically so are mine

Barbara: I still have a dad so there’s that

Steph: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE JOKE

Tim: Stephanie aren’t BOTH of your parents alive???

Steph: KNOW WHAT? FINE

*Steph changed the group chat name to “The Technicality Police”*

Tim: well that’s more accurate at least

Steph: :)

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Damian in his 10th argument with Tim of the day: That’s- this is-

Tim in full Antagonizing Big Brother mode: I’m listening

Damian -a Gen Z and best friend to Jon Kent- extremely frustrated: This is such Motherless behavior!

Tim taken aback: [voice cracking] W-what-?

Damian who didn’t mean to say that but doubling down anyway because his bloodline doesn’t believe in admitting mistakes: THIS! This is such Motherless behavior!

The rest of the family who is also motherless: :O

Cass whose been spending way too much time with Meme Queen Stephanie Brown and not involved in the argument but finding it entertaining regardless: [nodding along seriously] Facts

Tim: [visibly betrayed] CASS WHAT-

A video copy of the interaction gets sent out anonymously to the entire family. Barbara is the prime suspect but there is no proof as of yet (and they will never find any)

Steph, Cass, and Duke continue to respond “Motherless behavior” everytime one of the bats does something they deem questionable/insane. It is said often

It only stops when one night in the middle of patrol. Batman is in full Dark Knight mode (possibly in the middle of threatening someone) and descends from the ceiling into the middle of a warehouse drug deal, dark cape billowing out behind him-

and Steph just automatically whispers “Motherless behavior” forgetting her com was still very much on

She immediately realizes what she said and frantically apologizes but it’s too late.

Bruce just- Blue Screens. Completely stunned into silence

Dick -who was unfortunate enough to be the one teamed up with Batman tonight- is fighting for his life to choke back his laughter

Jason doesn’t even try to stop his and has collapsed to his knees from lack of air from how hard he’s laughing. Cass try’s half heartedly patting his back to help to no avail

The criminals are terrified into surrender from The Red Hood just laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing while Batman just Stands There

Damian ends up being the only one still functioning enough to continue arresting everyone, though he is privately amused and strangely proud

Tim and Barbara have saved both the com recordings and cowl footage to at least three different servers and sent it to absolutely everyone before Batman even recovers

Duke finds out second hand the next morning and is furious he missed the chance to see it in person. He declares he is moving to the nightshift so it doesn’t happen again. (He is all talk and goes to bed by 9 pm)

Bruce bans the phrase for life and promises swift and server punishment to anyone who dares to use it again

[dykedvonte]

I think depictions of Anya being cruel to Curly or drawing out his suffering are artful and chilling but completely miss the point of the story and her character.

I'm not saying she doesn't deserve to have that "I told you so" moment with him but not in something callous or cold. Even if that is how it happened, she'd immediately feel guilty cause at that point she's not tormenting her tormenter or even the person truly at fault. She's doing something cathartic, similar to how Jimmy likely hits Curly to release rage he can't against the rest of the crew. She'd see herself as no different when she'd come back from the moment and see Curly cowering at her. She wants someone to take responsibility but how does being cruel to the defenseless help? Why would she want the power Jimmy has over her over Curly?

The idea of her extending someone else's pain is just so against the struggles she already faces and how she can't even bring herself to cause someone pain even to help them. Her very desire is to release herself from her own suffering and I doubt she'd even fine some sort of guilty release in being cruel to another.

[artofalassa]

| Don't leave me All by myself in this world |

[rystiel]

that annoying moment when getting left for dead in the trunk of a car in your 20s comes back to haunt you 40 years later (take a shot every time ford says “stanley”)

[anothersebastianblog]

♥️

ADM is my most anticipated Seb project at the moment!

[lavendermoonlitskies]

So I guess the moral of the story is if you have an idea for an LGBTQ+-friendly fantasy drama/comedy, don’t pitch it to Netflix

[wormspoor]

Reunion after dealing with the freezing cold and BH? 😏

full on my b.sky!

[medouse]

there are many. many things. i could say about heracles kindness. but its also the kind of thing that would get him to kill me so maybe i shall keep that to myself for now. but yeah you certainly are zeus' son alright.