#am i being detained?

[acmesalesrep]

TIL that groundhogs can climb trees and become very aggressive when threatened by, say, a person on the other side of a patio door.

[mellpenscorner]

You know what I loved in Twisters (besides literally everything)? The moment where Kate goes "SHE'S GORGEOUS" and Tyler has to Physically Restrain Himself from committing a class A cliche by mumbling something stupid like "she sure is...:

Kate: SHE'S GORGEOUS!!

Tyler:

[imthursdaysyme]

I think Itd be funny if Steve accidentally became obsessed with puzzles but won't admit it the same way dads watch shows by standing off to the side. robin has them out and he complains but she finds him 2hrs later still standing doing puzzles and he's like a caught raccoon

[specialagentartemis]

got pulled over by campus cops for hanging up signs saying “free Gaza” “no more arms to Israel” “no invasion of Rafah” “ceasefire now” “no more rubber bullets on our campus” “no more police brutality against students” “[my university] supports police brutality against students” and they took my info and threatened me to stop because it was vandalism and against unspecified campus rules to hang up unsanctioned flyers

cops are such fucking babies and bullies it’s unreal

[nahokura]

Let me be the "Yes, you are" to your "Am I being detained?" And "Am I under arrest?"

[reallycoolsoup]

Why the cops knocking at my door at 9am?

[bethiewhimsy]

i think it would be funny to be pulled over while listening to 6up 5oh cop-out (pro/con) full blast

[eimearkuopio]

Congratulations everyone, we made it! It is currently Tomorrow. Make a note: 16:07 BST, Saturday 26th October 2024. But blink and you'll miss it and it will just be a regular old Today again. 💜💚🩷

she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)

[narutomaki]

Also I fucking HATE being allergic to weed. I can't smoke it, I can't smell it, I can't ingest it (edibles), CBD oil and gummies also give me migraines, fucking PROCESSED HEMP gives me rashes if I hold it/wear it too long

IN A WORLD WHERE I CAN SMOKE WEED I HAVE LIKE. AT MINIMUM. 3 MORE CLOSE FRIENDS IN MY CITY. SOBS.

[aboalwaleed]

Save My Family from Death and Destruction in Gaza

My name is Rami Walid, I am 38 years old, and I am married to Amani Ahmed. We have six children: Maha, Hiba, Walid, Mohamed, Ahmed, and Ibrahim 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦. I also take care of my disabled father, Walid Mohamed, and my elderly mother, Maha Asaad 👵👴.

When the war in Gaza started, we began moving from one place to another in the north, fleeing the destruction and death 💔💥. One day, in a heart-wrenching moment 💔, I was arrested in front of my children, who watched me being taken away without knowing my fate. I was sent to Sde prison, where I was detained for 45 days. During this difficult time, my family didn’t know if I was alive or if I had been killed 🕊️.

After those agonizing days, I was released with a group of other prisoners through the Kerem Shalom crossing and taken to Abu Youssef Al-Najjar Hospital in southern Gaza for treatment after the torture we endured 🏥. I spent five days in the hospital, suffering physically and emotionally 😔.

When I regained consciousness and strength, I found myself in southern Gaza, while my family was still trapped in the north 🛑. I couldn’t reach them or help them as they suffered from extreme poverty, lack of food, and insecurity 🥺🍞. My disabled father and young children were unable to move or escape the continuous bombing 🔥. Meanwhile, I was stuck in the south, completely powerless to help them.

Our home was completely destroyed 🏚️, and we were left homeless. My family is living under unbearable conditions, constantly fleeing from one area to another in northern Gaza to escape the bombings. There is no medicine, no food, and no safe shelter 😢🌍. As for me, I lost my source of income and can no longer provide any financial support for them. As a father, I feel utterly helpless 😞.

My only hope now is to bring my family from the north to the south so we can reunite 💔🙏. However, this is incredibly difficult. My disabled father requires special care and transport, which costs a lot of money 💸. I have tried reaching out to international and humanitarian organizations, but the cost of moving them, especially considering my father’s condition, is extremely high.

After reuniting with my family, my next goal is to register them for travel to a safe place outside Gaza through the Rafah crossing. But the high coordination fees, which range between €5000-€7000 per person, make this nearly impossible for me 🛫. I need your support to help save my family from this nightmare.

All I ask for is a chance to save their lives, to bring them to safety far from this daily nightmare we are living. We are losing hope 😔, but I still believe there are people out there who can help us 🤲.

Please, help us restore our hope, so I can save my family from death and destruction 💔🙏.

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[fractangle]

Lovely information, but I have a question (genuine): how do I reconcile this with the advice of not talking to cops?

For all my beloved mutuals who might need it

[dude-iloveu]

this world is bonkers mate i feel like the callouses of my skin are being torn down bit by bit layer by layer and when my heart is exposed it will explode into a pool of oxygenated haemoglobin and i will still be there standing on the side of the driveway trying to cross the road without a traffic light in sight.

[thateagleguy]

[untitledgoosegay]

"repetition and forgetfulness are signs of guilt"

so if you repeat your story, you're guilty, and if you repeat your story inaccurately, you're also guilty. repetition and forgetfulness are signs of stress, which may be related to guilt but may also just be related to being interrogated by the gddamn cops

I would be absolutely fucked in a police interrogation.

this is the point. that's why you never talk to cops.

I left my YouTube on autoplay while I've been working and somehow ended up listening to a true crime thing and I would be absolutely fucked in a police interrogation.

"Repetition and forgetfulness during storytelling are signs of guilt," the detective says with certainty.

Worstie, you can ask me the same question multiple times in a row, and I will think of new details to tell you each time while simultaneously forgetting everything else I previously told you. That doesn't mean I murdered Karen, it just means I've got mental illness and ADHD.

[skeptiql]

Am I being detained?

[cableknit-starbucks-cup]

It is the 45th week, and the only reason I know is bc I bullet journal and I put the week on my weekly spreads so I can keep track. It isn't uncommon in the bujo community

Please add in the tags where you're from I'm testing something