#am I wrong tho

[oh-no-its-bird]

Hatake Kakashi 🤝 Obi Wan Kenobi

Their enemies being obsessed with them

[achromaticbibliophile]

Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.

Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

[ghost-bison]

[coleslawedcondor]

being a saw fan on tumblr is seeing the most gut wrenching heart destroying brain eating bone dissolving teeth gnawing post about Amanda and then the next post being “hes so baby gurl 🥹🥹🥹” and it’s strahm covered in blood just absolutely soaked

[lessnowon]

every friend group should include

a bimbo

a mean bisexual

an even meaner lesbian

she/theys

he/theys

a token straight on thin ice

an astrology bitch who has everyone's birth chart memorised

and a short king

[fizzyphan]

I love how no matter how new the phan video is they never get new sound effects or visual effects, I could recognize that transition music from 7 miles away

[blackvelvetcorvid]

Im sorry

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

Girls don't want boyfriends. They want Red Bull to be fucking useless this year.

[crazy-shits-post]

Eliza and Alexander were the type of couple to say "we're trying so hard for a baby" and make everyone uncomfortable

[avocadosockz]

this is the plot of warrior nun

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Stuck To Our Past so far @rius-cave

Angel! Lucifer: Hey Adam guess what!

Adam: What?

Angel! Lucifer: I love you!

Adam gasps: You love me?

Angel! Lucifer: Yeah!

Adam: Guess what.

Angel! Lucifer: What?

Adam: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.

Angel! Lucifer: O_O

[xamiipholia]

Regalla in HFW:

[gaykhonshu]

what they/them pussy does to an mf

[awakentrashpanda]

I love how so far almost, if not all, of the encounters that the ancients have had with the beast cookies can boil down to: old fart almost gets murdered by an even older fart and then someone gets a magical transformation

[mistylakeee]

So Kaz like…does card tricks right. That’s his thing right. He can do shit like fold a card and put it in his mouth and that just happens to be the card you have in your hand. We’re all on the same page here correct?

Here me out: This man has without a doubt done magic tricks to try and impress Inej and make her laugh and there is nothing that can convince me otherwise. It doesn’t matter the timeline; before SOC, after CK.

I’m talking is this your card? But super elaborate. On crack. Like he pulls the card out of his mouth (as described above). And he does absolutely insane unhinged shuffling just cuz Inej is watching.

Inej would insist on shuffling because he’s doing it with too much flare and thinks it’s to distract her from the trick. So he’ll let her shuffle and she’s horrible at it and Kaz has to stop himself from interfering with the way she’s bending the cards.

Are you going to look me in the eye and tell me that the bastard of the barrel never pulled a coin out of Inej’s ear?

And Inej is into it damn it. She’s fascinated. She begs him to just show her one trick. Pre-soc kaz would never but post-ck kaz just might. She’s the only person he’s ever explained one of his tricks to. Ok bye.

[meecastle]

dare i say... dnp coded