#am I lying

[swiftiecrow]

kaz brekker would have destroyed jo koy in 0.0001 seconds. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[navnae]

Okay so who is going to tell the duffers that we ACTUALLY need better rivals for Steve next season that doesn’t include flirty remarks, stolen glances, unnecessary touching, intense eye contact, staring at lips, invading personal space, and offering pieces of clothing to someone you don’t like *cough*

I’m just saying 🤷🏾‍♀️

[sinsofsummers]

im joel miller-sexual. any other cishet man can kick rocks.

[flodaya]

Mate Tom's that bored of Z he's been online last 3 days, he's not been on for weeks, it gets home and it's straight to staring at a screen. They must be having a great time

if I can get pussy AND be chronically online then so can Tom 😇

[walmart-icarus]

80's rockers with long hair>>>>

[bytaylorswift]

if sab gets cancelled during pride month thats actually just homophobia

[wolfkilermoved]

the way i can't even do any threads with any of the great lestat's on here because it would immediately go from 'WOW we are SEXY' to just sobbing in each other's arms

[shutupdevvie]

grad school is so stressful like technically i don’t have a bachelor’s degree yet but i have to pretend i do for my application

[msaniidasani]

if the pancakes ain’t got da crispy buttery edges, then it’s trash

[thensaagent]

For legal reasons, I must insist I actually am NOT a real NSA agent.

[retroyoshi]

I’m actually half human, half centipede. I hide it well.

Also, I once met the comedian Gallagher and accidentally told him a couple of his own jokes.

One of these is true.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

[navnae]

I feel like at some point Steve and Eddie would flirt with each other so much that everyone around would say “get a room you two” then their shocked when they do exactly that.

Hey I don’t make the rules 🤷🏾‍♀️

[mejkosmos]

whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

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bonus !!

ford about bill:

bill about ford:

[daytimelunar]

DRUG MONEY

Drugs

Drinking

All alone

Talk a big game even though I’m broke

Hate needles

And I can’t smoke

LSD on my brain

Found crack in my coke

Cocaine is too expensive

And heroin is too addictable

Never buy from methheads

The shit they sells despicable

man thank god I’m just a liar

That my brains a massive fake estate

Maybe when I’m older

I won’t decide to make the same mistakes

[hellshee]

back on my bs !!!! i'm not letting the dragon show consume my existence any longer !!!!

[yuujispinkhair]

Thinking about jumping into modern!boyfie Sukuna's arms and clinging to him like a koala while he carries you to bed. You mumble something like,

"Mmmh you are so warm, baby."

Snuggling even closer to your boyfriend's tall, muscular body. And Sukuna laughs and teases you playfully,

"What? You're telling me the person who couldn’t wait for fall and winter to finally arrive, is already feeling cold?"

But he says it so affectionately, his low voice full of warmth and amusement, and his strong arms only hold you tighter when he adds,

"I'll keep you warm all night."

And you smile and rest your face against his broad chest, knowing that you will get the best cuddles from your favorite person in the world.

Sukuna places you gently on your bed and you don't even get a chance to complain about the lack of his arms around you before he is already slipping into bed behind you and wraps his warm, strong body around you.

You sigh happily, snuggling into Sukuna's embrace with a sleepy-sounding:

"You're the best, baby."

And you feel Sukuna's smirk against your neck where he trails soft little kisses over your skin,

"I know."

His tattooed arms tighten around your smaller body, holding you safely as Sukuna presses his tall, muscular body against you, making sure his girl is warm and happy. And when he hears your soft snores he can't help but smile and think to himself that you are the best, too.