#Am I lying

[swiftiecrow]

kaz brekker would have destroyed jo koy in 0.0001 seconds. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[sinsofsummers]

im joel miller-sexual. any other cishet man can kick rocks.

[flodaya]

Mate Tom's that bored of Z he's been online last 3 days, he's not been on for weeks, it gets home and it's straight to staring at a screen. They must be having a great time

if I can get pussy AND be chronically online then so can Tom 😇

[walmart-icarus]

80's rockers with long hair>>>>

[bytaylorswift]

if sab gets cancelled during pride month thats actually just homophobia

[wolfkilermoved]

the way i can't even do any threads with any of the great lestat's on here because it would immediately go from 'WOW we are SEXY' to just sobbing in each other's arms

[shutupdevvie]

grad school is so stressful like technically i don’t have a bachelor’s degree yet but i have to pretend i do for my application

[retroyoshi]

I’m actually half human, half centipede. I hide it well.

Also, I once met the comedian Gallagher and accidentally told him a couple of his own jokes.

One of these is true.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

[mejkosmos]

whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

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bonus !!

ford about bill:

bill about ford:

[daytimelunar]

DRUG MONEY

Drugs

Drinking

All alone

Talk a big game even though I’m broke

Hate needles

And I can’t smoke

LSD on my brain

Found crack in my coke

Cocaine is too expensive

And heroin is too addictable

Never buy from methheads

The shit they sells despicable

man thank god I’m just a liar

That my brains a massive fake estate

Maybe when I’m older

I won’t decide to make the same mistakes

[catmask]

not gay not bisexual but developing a new sinister sexuality where im looney toons level obsessed with a single guy and put him into contraptions

[yuujispinkhair]

Thinking about jumping into modern!boyfie Sukuna's arms and clinging to him like a koala while he carries you to bed. You mumble something like,

"Mmmh you are so warm, baby."

Snuggling even closer to your boyfriend's tall, muscular body. And Sukuna laughs and teases you playfully,

"What? You're telling me the person who couldn’t wait for fall and winter to finally arrive, is already feeling cold?"

But he says it so affectionately, his low voice full of warmth and amusement, and his strong arms only hold you tighter when he adds,

"I'll keep you warm all night."

And you smile and rest your face against his broad chest, knowing that you will get the best cuddles from your favorite person in the world.

Sukuna places you gently on your bed and you don't even get a chance to complain about the lack of his arms around you before he is already slipping into bed behind you and wraps his warm, strong body around you.

You sigh happily, snuggling into Sukuna's embrace with a sleepy-sounding:

"You're the best, baby."

And you feel Sukuna's smirk against your neck where he trails soft little kisses over your skin,

"I know."

His tattooed arms tighten around your smaller body, holding you safely as Sukuna presses his tall, muscular body against you, making sure his girl is warm and happy. And when he hears your soft snores he can't help but smile and think to himself that you are the best, too.

[awzominator]

Bringer of hope, of change, of the promise of a new day burning bright on the horizon

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Going to Bettchen. Having a Nickerchen. Straight up schlummering.

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Emma may?

Pretty please?

Ask, and you shall receive 🙌🙂‍↕️

Dang, Fiddleford was THIS 🤏 close to fumbling the baddie of the freaking century