#alyssa's posts

[smilingsharks]

Ok fuck it doing one of these.

@a-poster-of-a-teenage-crush is the inspo!

50 - everyone 50 I'll drink a bottle of water

100 - I'll clean my room

150 - I'll clean my guinea pigs cage

200 - I'll go for atleast two walks a week

300 - I get out of bed everyday

400 - I try to go to school every day

500 - I put effort into losing weight healthily

Keep me accountable!

Unlimited comments, two reblogs.

[alyssa-hill]

So, @paul-matthewsccrp23 just followed me..

IM GRABBING THE CONFETTI. THANKS PAULL!

[winterrss]

Queen Alyssa Velaryon and young Rhaena

[neo--queen--serenity]

Exploding into spiders is OUT ❌

Exploding into snakes is IN ✅

[wendytorr4nce]

[gelphiegifs]

Gelphie + shitposts

[gingerswagfreckles]

A lot of you guys are not processing that the stuff you are reading about on the news is real life and when you go to bat saying a guy who organizes pro Hamas protests should not be legally deported for supporting terrorism as per US law, you are 1. agreeing that antisemitic terrorism specifically shouldn't be classified as terrorism and 2. are abandoning the roughly 100k Jews who actually live in the direct vicinity of Columbia University to continuously be harassed by organized and well funded pro Hamas mobs.

[sofy-tofy]

Alyssa Hamilton | Clock Tower 3

[idontliekmondays]

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

🏎️🏁It's F1 Week! 🏁🏎️

The NFL season is over, and I'm officially entering my F1 brainrot era 💀 ANYWAY here's my OC Jade in Checo Perez's attire and @alypink 's OC Aly wearing Carlos Sainz's attire! It's a lil' gift for her for being my sport-crazed friend 😭 We made this our discord pfp and header so yea just for funsies!

Here're the background headers 💀

I plan to make more OC's with their fave drivers but I hope I don't die first (❁´◡`❁)

[s1aywalker]

꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ little miss scare all. ꨄ

↷ ✩ —— sam monroe x alt! girlfriend reader headcanons. (nsfw 18+)

notes: a little slutty a little smutty! minors do not interact or else i'll collect your kneecaps. can we please stop kidding ourselves... this dude wants a goth girlfriend. and it's my duty as the resident metalhead mommy to serve my community. one alt!reader fic at a time.

| | | | she's got a date at midnight with nosferatu. oh baby, lily munster ain't got nothing on you. ⋆˚࿔

𝜗𝜚˚⋆ sam monroe is, first and foremost, a fucking hater for the fun of it. the type of dude that calls anyone who doesn't listen to anything he deems cool a poser. the type of dude that sees a chick wearing a metallica shirt that she got from the thrift store and, with a straight face, tells her to name three albums without missing a single beat. so he thinks it's pretty fucking sick to have a girlfriend that can keep up with his, perhaps to most, acquired tastes in music.

𝜗𝜚˚⋆ sam monroe who is ridiculously stubborn but secretly loves when you introduce him to new bands. he always acts like they're just okay after you popped the cd you recently bought into his stereo, and sometimes he'll even lie and say he already knows who they are. that he discovered them months ago. but then it's a few songs deep into the album, and wait... why is this actually fucking good?

𝜗𝜚˚⋆ sam monroe who is an absolute nightmare to argue with. even when it's not serious, when it's just having differing opinions on silly things like which vocalist is better, which album is the best. he's so stuck on his own likes and dislikes and everything is, as fred durst would say, his way or the highway. it's almost like he enjoys arguing with you... and maybe he does, because you can be just as stubborn when it's a topic as passionate as music, and he thinks it's cute when you stand your ground. he stopped actually caring about the argument ten minutes ago, and now he's just trying to piss you off because he thinks it's funny.

𝜗𝜚˚⋆ sam monroe who has broadened his musical horizons thanks to you. bands like type o negative and h.i.m that constantly incorporate very obvious "romantic" themes into their songs never really did anything for him because he thought it was lame and corny. until he had to endure you constantly listening to them. now he'll claim his enjoyment of them is from a form of stockholm syndrome... but maybe he just never had a person that he could relate them to before he met you. he thinks about you when he hears be my druidess or for you. plus, they're one hell of an aphrodisiac, and he quickly discovered just how easy it is to get a hand under your bra or in your pants when they're playing.

𝜗𝜚˚⋆ sam monroe who loves fishnets... maybe to an unhealthy degree. every time he sees you wearing them, he can't help but think about how good they make your legs look, how good he knows your ass looks under that skirt, and the thoughts of him tearing them to shreds instantly begin to flood in. and that's exactly what he does, the second he gets the chance. those poor tights never stand a chance in the same room as him... he'll promise to get you another pair while he's slotted between your legs and your hips are lifted, a promise he only keeps half the time. as his fingers dig into the fabric and start ripping them apart like it's the easiest thing in the world. like that's what those little tiny holes were made for. it's foreplay to him. but sometimes he's too impatient to even get them all the way off. sometimes he'll rip the crotch and push your panties aside to fuck you with a nice view of your legs still covered.

𝜗𝜚˚⋆ sam monroe who encourages your piercing urges. you mention wanting a new hole in your ear or nose? he's on board. when you mention wanting your tongue pierced? that's hot. immediate filthy thoughts of what it would feel like when you guys are sucking face nasty style. or better yet, what it would feel like rubbing against his cock. when you mention wanting your nipples done? he thought he was going to have a stroke on the spot, and he's offering to make the appointment for you if it means seeing that in his face as soon as possible. he'll even hold your hand and let you squeeze him until your knuckles are white while you're getting them done. but once it came time for the boring aftercare part, his excitement drops the second he hears about healing time.... weeks? he has to wait weeks to put them in his mouth? but he'll make those weeks worth it once you've given him the go ahead. he's actually fucking feral about it when you do.

𝜗𝜚˚⋆ sam monroe who lets you do his eyeliner. honestly, he's a little envious how good you can make yours look. effortlessly sharp and smoky. and you've always teased him about how shitty he does his. how he holds the pencil, how he has zero technique and just smudges it on with his fingers and doesn't even wash his hands afterward. so you jump on the chance to do it for him... it's only a bonus for both of you that you get to sit on his lap and be inches away from each others pretty faces. he's grumpily telling you not to poke his eye out and pretending he's not getting hard from the proximity alone. you notice... it's literally impossible to not feel it. and now you're trying to hurry this little makeover before you get the urge to ride his fucking thigh... but that's what you end up doing anyway. he's got one eye done and that pencil is long forgotten while his own hands are guiding your hips as they drag across his leg, searching for more of that friction his jeans provided. whining and desperate while he's saying how cute it is that you just couldn't wait five more minutes.

𝜗𝜚˚⋆ sam monroe who fucks you in the shitty venue bathroom, one covered in stickers and flyers and permanently tainted with the stench of beer, while the equally as shitty opening band plays. it's not romantic. it's hard and fast, sloppy and impatient. because he has you bent over in the stall, repeatedly slamming his cock into your cunt and not caring about how loud it might be. the downtuned guitar and blast beats raging on outside the door works as both a brutal soundtrack to his brutal rhythm, and to muffle every grunt and moan that reverberates against the cramped space. there isn't enough time to be sweet and caring, because this set is about to end and you guys still have to secure a good spot in the pit... but he'll still kiss you and rub his thumb at the mascara bleeding under your eyes, while he's stuffing his cock back into his pants and you're wiping the cum dripping down your inner thigh.

[smilingsharks]

Willing!darling, who let's you run knives across their skin.

Willing!darling, who complies when you tie them up in your bedroom.

Willing!darling, who doesn't protest when you take away their devices.

Willing!darling, who is their best self for you and only you.

Willing!darling, who wears anything you want.

hi, I'm that willing, darling!

[pigeonmidgeon]

even more life is strange characters as tumblr posts mwah ha ha😼

[hyperfixationsstation]

literally their daughter

[moireia]

lost and led by stars — the titles of alyssa snow

"I’ve been given many titles throughout my life. Bastard, Lady, Princess. I have no desire to add Queen amongst them." —Alyssa Martell, 302 AD (inspo)

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[omgellendean]

Prev post about Alyssa Targaryen reminded me how weirdly oversexualised she was in the text despite barely appearing in it. Almost all of her direct speech is about wanting sex or bragging about how much she enjoys having sex. Even while talking to her dragon she mentions "being mounted". The entire castle hears her on her wedding night. Her adult life is literally described as spent either fucking her brother or riding her dragon. Even Saera, who is treated as a demonic sex pest in the book, has more interests than this. A character that is supposed to be a tomboy nonconformist, Alyssa as an adult barely has anything other than her (monogamous and approved by her parents) sexuality.