#always the murderous boyfriends
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As you lay in bed you feel a hand move lightly over your hip as it lands at your arm. The mattress sinking with his weight. With all his might he gently moves his hips till they meet yours, moving oh so slightly as to not wake you. (Jokes on him, you're already awake but don't move to give yourself away)
The slight tickle of his hot breath adds to your neck. It doesn't irritate just make your chest cave harder. A slight moan escapes his lips as he rests his head. You bite your lip. As your body temperature rises you stay steady. His thumb goes back and forth on your arm in one little spot. He does this absently when he's content.
A slight smile curves your lips, you bet he'd been thinking about this all day.
#small imagine#pedro pascal#the boys#billy butcher#shawn spencer#james roday rodriguez#logan#logan howlett#wolverine#castiel#dean winchester#dean winchester fluff#joel miller#any deeply flawed character thats stolen my heart.#always the murderous boyfriends
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Danny x ra's but their a fresh from a nasty breakup and danny is just going through the breakup motions watch your favourites eat ice cream cry all that jazz but in gotham why?
Because i want the bat's to come across this guy crying on a roof eat ice cream and comforing him trying to get him off the roof and when they ask what his boyfriends name is he juat says ra's fucking al ghul
"It's not fair" he whines "why are tge hot ones always the leaders of some murder cult"
I just want the bat's trying to wrap their head around the fact that this twink was sumhow dating ra's and presumably dumped him because he was the head of a murder cult and HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny has been dating ra's for years thanks to clockwork#he sent him vack in time to do something that took a couple years and during it he met ra's a dated him because well he was lonly#the next time clockwork sent him to a time past that ras should have been old and decrepit but instead he still had his young self#and he was just a bit to hot so danny went duck it o got an imortal boyfriend who's a hippie#but now he finds out hes a murder head guy#come one why's the hot ones always crazy
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He had to look up a yt guide on how to stitch himself back up lol
#lawrence oleander#btd#btd2#boyfriend to death#cw: gore#btd lawrence#the fact that Lawrence just walked out of ren’s house after being murdered always makes me giggle lmao
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when reading fics with young hannibal and will this is exactly how i imagine them
#they are so pretty 🤧#and young hannibal is just always so smitten with will#hannigram#hannibal#murder husbands#nbc hannibal#will graham#hannibal lecter#nbc hannigram#mads mikkelsen#hugh dancy#young hannigram#murder boyfriends
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sweeney todd making that "the closest shave i ever gave" joke TWICE in the span of like. a week really proves that underneath all of the trauma and rage and murderous tendencies and such, he is, at his core, a man who would have made terrible dad jokes every day of his life had he not been sent to jail. you just know one day toby was like "okay i'm done cleaning up" or whatever and he went "hi done cleaning up" without even thinking about it
#sweeney todd#born to be a girldad forced to commit murders#other actors are more menacing + get to the demon part for sure#but none of them have even a hint of Dad Who Would Dress Up As Anna For Halloween If His Daughter Wanted To Be Elsa like groban you feel me#notes#toby despises it bc his relationship with sweeney is that of a kid who hates his mom’s boyfriend who always has breakfast with them
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they just finished killing ppl
Horror! Sans belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios Murder! Sans belongs to ask-dusttale
#horrordust#<- IN YOUR FACE !!!!!!!#horror sans#murder sans#dust sans#sanscest#sans au#sorry theyre always boyfriends to me#sid art
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Helping someone get away with murder is a love language
#ravi singh#such an underrated book boyfriend#i love him#i just finished as good as dead#it took a turn i wasn't expecting but i'm not mad about it#and the end#i may be crying a little bit right now#anyway that trilogy was sooooo good#a good girls guide to murder#good girl bad blood#as good as dead#holly jackson#agggtm series#books#always books
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need background noise as i write and started to watch the witcher. i find the found family funny. three parents all divorced from each other (simultaneously somehow) raising their daughter. good for them. the coparenting dream.
#the witcher#geralt of rivia#jaskier#yennifer of vengerberg#geralt and jaskier? (ex-)boyfriends that have an on and off again relationship#geralt and yennifer? first love situationship that resulted in a child. tension is always high between them bc they never lost feelings#jaskier and yennifer? proper ex wife and husband. they've planned each others murder more than once but the love and respect is still there#princess cirilla
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I made this post before we knew Focalors and Furina were different people, and the fact I still find it accurate to Focalors but not Local Fatui Harbinger Fucker Furina is rly funny to me
It is my humble opinion that Focalors and Arlecchino WOULD argue about who is worse for Furina, tho
#Focalors: Furina ilu so much ur like a little angel to me — but wtf is THAT?? *pointing at Arlecchino*#Furina: m…my boyfriend…?#Focalors: put her back where you found her now#Furina: but—#Arlecchino: that would be quite difficult considering I’m the one who snuck up on her#Furina: Arle you’re not helping—#Focalors: you motherfucker—#Arlecchino: I suppose you’re right. the children do consider her their mother these days so I am something of a ‘’motherfucker’’ aren’t I—#Furina: you’RE NOT HELPING ARLE—#Focalors: NEUVILLETTE WE’RE REINSTATING THE DEATH PENALTY#Neuvillette: I-I’m not doing that…#Arlecchino: why not? it’D BE LESS CRUEL THAN WHAT SHE DID TO FURINA#Focalors: YOU DON’T EVEN WANT TO START WITH ME ABOUT ‘’CRUEL TO FURINA’’#Arlecchino: SHE’S HAD CRIPPLING DEPRESSION FOR 500 YEARS AND WHERE WERE YOU? YOU DIDN’T CHECK IN ON HER EVEN ONCE#Focalors: I WAS ALWAYS THERE#Arlecchino: THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LET ME ATTACK HER IF YOU WERE ‘’ALWAYS THERE?’’#Arlecchino: YOU WERE JUST GOING TO LET HER TAKE THE FALL FOR YOUR BULLSHIT PLAN???#anyway that’s how I imagine a typical Focalors and Arlecchino conversation goes#Focalors is the local absentee big sister and Arlecchino is the motorcycle riding boyfriend (who also does some murdering on the side)#both of them think Furina would be better off without the other#and then there’s Furina who is just so mentally ill and loves both of them#and Neuvillette is the only stable one and he lets Furina cry to him when both of them are upsetting her#I think about all this a normal amount. ahem#Arlefuri#Furina#Arlecchino#Focalors#Neuvilette //#Genshin Impact //
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he's ruined my life. Peter.
#Jay in this universe is kinda interesting to me?#cause I didn't know how to fit him in at all#at first he's a very nonchalant type of guy. very low energy#but when Peter comes in. he starts opening up more and being able to sleep better and such (idk they'd lay together)#they'd be dating for like a month before Peter takes Jay to his house#and tbh Jay would be more upset with P knocking him out than anything else#the murder? okay. kidnapping? who CARES his head is sore#then again Jay has offed a few people so he wouldn't really care#oh btw that Kid is Mona she's Jay's daughter and Peter loves her#Jay knew of Peter before they met#whenever he'd walk past the diner Jay would catch glimpses of him. always wanted to invite him in but was too nervous#also Lucy Tk and Don are still alive dw#Peter killed a customer at the diner#that whole day moves to later in the relationship#idk why Peter would be Bubbles I just wanted to put him in a dress#okay gn#yb fanart#yb game#yb peter#your boyfriend peter#your boyfriend game#my art#Jacob#Jay#Void#human centipede#dr heiter
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Some villian stsg headcanons:
So I haven’t seen more ppl talk about this but what if Geto convinced Gojo to join his cause… BUT it’s not like Gojo and Geto go on a rampage together. Oh no no no no, Geto asks Gojo to stay back at Jujutsu High and let him do the dirty work. Gojo’s job is more like infiltration, he has to clear records of Geto’s murders and whereabouts, provide the higher ups with false information and keep getting money from his own clan to fund Geto’s cult. Gojo works as a jujutsu sorcerer but gives Geto information about his missions and lets Geto consume the Special Grade curses he is assigned to exorcise. So they basically an unhinged couple where one is running a cult and going on a murder spree while the other one is doing the insider job and covering up for the other.
#geto suguru#satoru gojo#I have always seen them murder together#but I think if Geto is able to manipulate gojo to do the insider job for him#that would have been generational#like max productivity and zero chance of failures#also jujutsu world living a false delulu of thinking gojo satoru is on their side is hilarious to me#satosugu#sugusato#suguru geto#gojo satoru#gego#jjk headcanons#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#murder boyfriends
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Sometimes I forget that not everyone knows the versions of characters in my mind
like what do you mean people don't know Specs and Dutchy would be such a serial killer husband duo
#92sies#specs newsies#dutchy newsies#sputchy#decs#blood drips heavily on newsie square#it made Specs a murderer and that just tickles my brain#he at least thinks about it in every AU#in some he does it#and Dutchy is either the only thing holding him back or supporting his boyfriend#really patting his head like “that's nice darling” after he told him he killed some creepy guy#I always imagine Specs similar to Wednesday Addams now don't ask why#that mixed with Gomez' love for his wife (in this case Dutchy)
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what louis did to lestat and what louis did to armand are connected and that's important to the story but also. it is simply not the same. nothing louis did excuses armand's behaviour, that's not how anything works, but he did not "cross a line" or "poke at armand," he weaponized armand's history of abuse to belittle and demean him. nothing armand said to louis came close- the equivalent would have been "oooh, i'm such a stupid bitch that my husband can beat me half to death and i'll keep crawling back for more even when it endangers my daughter!" it's retraumatizing and deeply destabilizing to hear that shit from your partner. and in response armand should have been like "well this man sucks when he's high and he's high all the time, so i'm bouncing" but if he'd done that we wouldn't have a story, would we?
edit: i've come back to give armand credit for "claudia didn't love you like we did/do. ps. u used her to distract from your own hurt feelings" that shit does hit in a similar way. however "the ways someone hurt you have left you contemptible and weak. they scrawled 'dirty and annoying' all over your soul in red ink and it's never coming off" is just outstanding work. timeless
#press says iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis is my special little princess i love him forever and i enjoyed that fight so much#probably my favourite part of the episode#and it had a lot of competition#but tbh the discourse feels almost full circle victim blaming#like yeah what he said was that bad. and he still didn't deserve that#but it was very much that bad#also that was blatantly an addict fight#you do this all the time and then apologize#but it never means anything and you always start up again?#plus louis' little aww i was jus having fun... sorry#they have been on this roller coaster louis has been a tremendously shitty boyfriend armand should leave him!#but there's no amount of bad behaviour where you get to do surgery on your husband's memories torture him for days#and self soothe by tormenting his mistress to death!#if you CAN go you go. and armand can go. that's what he has going for him that claudia for example did not#which is why she does get to murder lestat and his mistress#i mean she could anyway#because i love her#but that's the crucial distinction in their behaviour she's trying to get away armand is trying to make louis stay#they're all monsters. this is not about claudia good armand bad. they are both serial killers. but still. these things are not the same#for the record yes louis was also honestly a pretty shitty boyfriend to lestat but y/k.#was he out there being like oooooohhh i'm lestat i have abandonment issues because my rapist killed himself in front of me#because i'm just that pathetic#he was not.#and if he had it would still have been wrong for lestat to beat him up and drop him from the stratosphere.#tw: sa#tw: abuse
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"i heard people "i know.
are shipping us?" i started it.”
#sasodei#deidara#sasori#sasori x deidara#deisaso#i love them#deidara x sasori#akatsuki#👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌good shit#boys love#i love this couple#boyfriends#murder husbands#gay story#always together#soulmates#they are so precious#they are in love#boys in love#mlm#yaoi#i miss them so much#they are funny#they are amazing#homosexual#naruto shippuuden#i love this shipp
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Tasty art. Can we see some Fell x Nightmare? Silly rare pair that I enjoy- And dust and horror getting jealous over Nightmare and Fell aughhh
made them VERY silly (hello whiteboard my old friend)
Corrupted! Nightmare belongs to jokublog
Fell! Sans belongs to Fella/Vic
Horror! Sans belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios
Murder! Sans belongs to ask-dusttale
#whats the ship name#nightfell#fellmare#???#idk but ITS IN YOUR FACE !!!!#corrupted nightmare#nightmare sans#fell sans#horror sans#murder sans#dust sans#sanscest#sans au#honestly ? implied horrordust#<- they will always and forever be boyfriends to me idk#sid art#sid answers
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#STOP HATING ON HER#people keep finding invalid reasons as to why they hate her#I think people are forgetting that#SHES A TEENAGER#SHE MAKES MISTAKES#YALL ARE ACTING LIKE YOU WOULDNT HOLD A GRUDGE ON THE DUDE THAT MURDERED UR BOYFRIEND#stop Cherry hate#cherry valance#i love her#I will always defend her#the outsiders#se hinton#:) <3
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